Joe Rogan Experience

[@ziploc86]

In a different reality Joey Diaz is a top notch defense attorney

[@roddydykes7053]

ziploc86 I’d like to see him defend someone lol

[@burgerkinglarge298]

“Objection Cocksucka!”

[@knifeteeth]

He's a fuckin' idiot.

[@Skolotoi]

I can see that, lol

[@texastechkills]

Best thing I have read in a while lol

[@NightHawkGamingHQ]

Dude i fucking love Joey, no matter how many times he appears on joes podcast there are always new stories to which i laugh hysterically. Keep it up joey, you're a great man!

[@trevorcrutchfield4742]

NightHawkGamingHQ historically ?

[@billscannell93]

I think you mean hysterically...

[@8vedder3]

no shit eh. hes like the exact opposite of Brandon Novak

[@nolackin4012]

Except these aren't new

[@NightHawkGamingHQ]

@@nolackin4012 well they are new to me.

[@jonahcutler8859]

"I can't give you accurate numbers because I don't know what numbers are." Joey Diaz, 2018

[@maximiliancooper7138]

Just finished 1984.

[@louiscotteta566]

Maximilian Cooper creepy ass book, almost like it was a blueprint...

[@Profile.4]

@@louiscotteta566 read brave new world and the story of the man who wrote it aldous huxley

[@louiscotteta566]

Seven thanks for the suggestion, ill take a look.

[@Mr_3raqi]

a prime example is 1:18:25

[@BigKashGrab]

Crazy how lucky young Jamie is he just gets to sit back and listen to all these amazing stories from all these amazing people what a life

[@tlp2004]

You forgot one detail... Live. He gets to see the shit live and in person, lucky bastard 🤣

[@aarondang2944]

bc

[@maxpower001]

Right.. being joes side kick is probably a pretty sweet gig. Hang out, burn one, make sure everythi g runs smooth

[@imvybz1451]

i know jamie makes a stack too

[@greed6is6good]

I bet you hes on his phone half the time lol

[@bLacKliSt3D911]

Joey’s open-mouth “high stare” is one of the greatest gifts of the universe

[@MrSkinnyWhale]

0:39 I mean what even is his face

[@earl-larsen]

@@MrSkinnyWhale hilarious

[@Molten74]

Really,he’s fucking boring and drooling from too much Amphetamines

[@stepheng887]

The universe is in his mouth.

[@Molten74]

Kevin Yeager true I do not know amphetamines,and I am drunk but I think calling me retarded lets me know your mindset

[@angelsanchez1545]

Joey Diaz voice should be used as a GPS voice lmao that would be dope AF ..."Make a Left, you Fucken Cocksucka"😂😂

[@gluehuffer6955]

"I remember i made a left turn in 82, let me tell you."

[@tanmaypanadi1414]

I would love to see that in a Google maps

[@swimbaitohio]

😂😅🤣☠️💀💀

[@roodguy144]

@@gluehuffer6955 i read this in joeys voice automatically. lol

[@Mattman524]

I would pay 100 bucks a month for that totally worth it

[@Mr_Doodleydoo]

I'd love to listen to an audio book narrated by Joey

[@Frogswilly]

im hard already thinking about it

[@brodyfulford6096]

Lol imagine a children’s book with an occasional f bomb

[@DontarrestmePLZ]

He might die halfway through.

[@bobby9847]

Or "I don't give a frenchmans fuck about green eggs and ham Jack"

[@sjaxs30]

Mr Doodleydoo genius idea lol

[@jayjohnson3920]

i fell asleep in the sun with my headphones in. Laying in the grass listening to Joey Diaz tell stories. It was one of the best days of my life

[@Alb-fx9hq]

Please tell me you were high

[@stanielsoncoochiesmellehsm6114]

No joint damnnnn

[@andrewr4666]

@@stanielsoncoochiesmellehsm6114 that’s how he fell asleep

[@MaddoxMelton]

Dude I turned this on and fell a sleep and had a dream that I was in the room and doing the podcast with them and it felt so real

[@blazyfps2563]

@@MaddoxMelton thats crazy lmaoo

[@darksydesamy]

Uncle Joey is the all time best JRE guest. This man has lived a life and a half. Truly an honor and pleasure listening to his stories.

[@agentmanitoba0188]

Darksydesamy something I learned today, Joey was in one of the Toby Maguire Spider-Man movies

[@nononono12345]

Darksydesamy 100%

[@jacobpeterson5402]

Get this man the JRE guest strap!!!

[@Roberob1189]

I agree. But I especially love listening to them on Christmas Eve. I believe he’s been on a few times on Christmas Eve. Something about it being on this day is awesome to me.

[@JamesDeWeaver]

Those living in Boulder '85 stories,................. just #tremendous

[@robertomichel4878]

This podcast between Joe and Uncle Joey is the best present I received this Christmas.

[@SpoonOfConsciousness]

roberto michel yup same

[@abigailofdarkness]

@Piotruś Scw Don't life shame them. Lol.

[@matthewwillis2389]

I was listening to this on my Bluetooth in my truck. Joeys heavy breathing almost blew my speakers😂

[@justinklotz9274]

🤣🤣

[@LHUNLMTD]

Mine too lol. I had to turn the bass all the way down

[@5jerry1]

~ When I look at him and listen to him I wonder how he is still alive.

[@weworks7811]

😆🤣🤣

[@jonathanvazquez2831]

Matthew Willis jajajaja im dead😂😂💀

[@tomyabo85]

Joey "That's why I never liked Miracle Whip" Diaz

[@austindarling9595]

OMG that whole part 🤣😂💀

[@AdamThoba...]

Joey "in 1985 I was in Boulder" "I was 22" Diaz

[@AdamThoba...]

Joe "

[@DamonBeelerTV]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@billyhawk1]

"dick sandwich"

[@ArtieStrongManMusic]

Joey Diaz needs to voice act in GTA6

[@Christiang380]

ArtieStrongManMusic faxxx

[@TanoookiMario377]

alex jones too

[@tanmaypanadi1414]

I didn't feel much gangster vibes from gta5 I am more scared if the next GTA is based off Joey's life with lines of coka and sex with construction rackets to get by

[@ugliestboyalive]

He was in mafia 3

[@yobeatthat85]

He can’t because it’s based in Chicago

[@darkyolks]

Damn it Rogan I have stuff to do today but now I'm going to spend 3 hours listening to Uncle Joey.

[@5314memo]

Multi task nigga

[@jacobpeterson5402]

Podcast pimp

[@jacobpeterson5402]

You can break that shit up. Hit a 2 hour work out and the drive back and forth

[@UbecTennis]

Play it in the background bro

[@quazla90]

Can't you listen to this while you get your shit done? Just another excuse for procastinators. Nowadays you can listen to books while you're driving so you either using this as a excuse to procastinate or you cannot pay attention to two things? Fuck this kind of attitude, i'm telling ya it will be better for yourself talking from experience. What do you have to do while you're listening to this? Sit around, vegetate or do nothing? C'mon man you're better than this!

[@ahmedally125]

I love how joey always has a story for everything

[@themadpelican3391]

Happens when youre from Jersey, New York, or Boston.

[@younoob6693]

He could read Justin Bieber lyrics and you'll still wanna listen lol

[@ctld8181]

What happens when you lived a full long life. Could listen to coco everyday dudes endlessly funny

[@JackThelRipper]

Exactly, love listening to his stories, people like him are walking history book of shit people really wanna know!

[@MatPritchard220]

@@themadpelican3391 or Philly brotha. We always have something to say..

[@isaacsoto6086]

Joey and joe are only 4 years apart. Don’t do drugs and get your exercise Okay don’t don’t do HARD drugs

[@eviltwingui]

Isaac Soto joe also does testosterone dosing too so that plays a major part

[@traegs8361]

Isaac Soto Joe does a lot of drugs lol. Including steroids. Joey is a blue belt in BJJ.

[@ohsweatbret]

Shaun P buffet jiu jitsu?

[@alexfithero]

@@ohsweatbret no in handjobs

[@ohsweatbret]

alexfithero please tell me you didn’t miss the fat joke :(

[@jacobegizo6035]

Joey could cut through DIAMONDS with his voice.

[@DMTInfinity]

*#lolz*

[@srgdawgface1518]

@@DMTInfinity I feel like i'm watching the Irishman when he talks

[@farrismomin3721]

More like grind them down

[@Glaamdring]

I like the guy but he sounds like a worn out, fucking deep-fried whoopie cushion. The only thing Joey Diaz is cutting is the mf cheese 🧀.

[@robertsmithing4716]

@@alexfithero well you thought wrong.

[@woolf9035]

Lemme tell you something Joseph Rogan

[@kinglouie1131]

If you hadn't fixed Joe to Joseph I bet you would have gotten like a million likes dog

[@woolf9035]

@@kinglouie1131 I'm dyslexic dawg

[@kinglouie1131]

@@woolf9035 I don't even no that word bro im a immigrant mentality victim

[@Greeneggsz]

Lmao

[@abdulclutch4509]

First Bill burr then Uncle Joey.... Merry Christmas 🎄

[@TheJamesLykins]

Imagine them talking 1 on 1

[@imthetube44]

@@TheJamesLykins It's close to happening. Bill needs to the visit Joey's Church.

[@raaie7890]

COCKSUCKAS

[@dutchdudegrow8229]

best present ever.

[@Vorres]

ho ho ho!

[@soundsofnature7015]

"I don't know where I got the speakers. I bought them, they fell off the back of a truck idk."

[@lydellb]

Bill Burr and Joey Diaz back to back? Damn, I guess it is Christmas lol.

[@sillynelson1]

Bill needs to get on the Church

[@keepcalmandgoogledancingis7365]

Just like the good ol days, now bring back dave smith!

[@JoelMiller626]

@@keepcalmandgoogledancingis7365 great point! Dave Smith is awesome

[@IGetAround29]

Pres. Comacho or Ryan Sickler

[@mattbob1995]

come to my channel if you like Kubrick

[@Fraser_954]

Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz? Instant like.

[@eatshoe]

"Pissed her off for years this went on for about a year"

[@michael6960]

haha

[@Allplussomeminus]

I thought that was grammatical error but second guessed he meant the aftershock of the whole ordeal; the years after Joey stopped messing with the girl.

[@hulksmash50150]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@tonysoprano2713]

Hahaha

[@leoz8306]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jchamp443]

It upsets me that Spotify took down a bunch of episodes with Joey Diaz..those people need to know how much that guy has helped people like me change my life for the better..he is an inspiration!!!!

[@CompilationHub]

Dear Friends.... I wish you to have an amazing 2019, i promise it will be better than 2018 if you enter the year with a positive mind and a happy heart. Help others and good will come to you also, much love my friends ❤

[@xavierthevoid]

Word

[@caseyjones8246]

@@alantinoalantonio Fuck Indonesia!

[@heshootssave5399]

Compilation Hub Thank you

[@michael2026]

I want someone to make all the Joey podcasts into one super long podcast

[@DMTInfinity]

*Fuck yes!*

[@bo-z1790]

Dew itttt

[@melielariviere2270]

Working on it

[@bo-z1790]

@@melielariviere2270 plz lmk when u finish it or summ

[@Hassanryt]

melie lariviere you finish it yet?

[@jordanholliday596]

Young Jamie is basically just Alexa

[@joshsullivan1314]

Bet Alexa didn't get an A in physics though ;)

[@lordhinton3394]

@@joshsullivan1314 this is only hilarious to true Roganites! Merry Christmas

[@lordhinton3394]

Hilarious bro Merry Christmas!

[@loreaver3882]

Jordan holliday “young Jamie pull up despacito”

[@70mjc]

Jordan holliday Jamie has been around longer....

[@kamora9815]

Who’s here a year on watching this belter of a podcast on Christmas Eve ?🙌

[@BozoBobby]

Me

[@kevinholman2474]

Tremendous

[@MetalAdam666]

@Niko mind ya business, ya half a mo mo.

[@floyd7146]

Listening on Jan 8th 2020 love it!

[@malamalavamama9637]

Corona binge watching straight through the pod casts. I am asking myself why did I quit smoking weed?

[@MrStardat]

Marijuana is addicted to Joey Diaz.

[@bluesoundwavez]

And it cant quit

[@arbitrage2141]

lmao

[@dfields7851]

guccimane cats oh is that what addicted means ?

[@DMTInfinity]

*lol*

[@beazy6648]

Cannabis*

[@jonnnyboombastik]

Joey "do I look like Johnny scientist to you?" Diaz What a freggin legend.

[@lemasterpainting2395]

yep

[@arbitrage2141]

mhmm

[@mocitytexas9223]

Only Joey Diaz can make a 3 hour podcast feel like it’s too short, feels like one hour

[@ConcordDown]

Mocity Texas and Hancock

[@markhc4581]

Too true amigo.

[@thomasc.5219]

I hate him. I find him annoying and hate the out of breath way he gets just by talking. He is a guy that no matter what kind of story you have, he has the same kind of story only better.

[@tlp2004]

@@thomasc.5219 then why are you here?

[@vikalawa5301]

I know its three year but i want to know from uou guys how do you make a girl your friend i am seriously 26 year old and still cant even talk to girl qithout hesitation and here is the joey who get laid at 12 year old what a world we living in

[@Celebrimbor_LIVES]

“That’s why I don’t like miracle whip now” had me dying. Joey Diaz man

[@AcidGlow]

*Joey Diaz should play a Mob Boss in a movie* ✅🙂

[@esahutske]

I thought he was one in “real life* ..?!

[@bizzmoneyb]

never been the boss, but he’s a mobster in a lot of movies. he was born to play a mobster in movies.

[@antileafshinobi2828]

Not a boss lol maybe a muscle or something. He's done voice acting for Mafia the video game

[@kingdru2613]

He played a Mob Boss in a disney channel episode austin and ally or some bullshit like that

[@eternalfps3124]

Joey Diaz has been a bunch of mob roles, never a boss but always like the muscle or a guy with tips shit like that...he has also been in a mobster video game

[@MrDannyLaRusso]

Every Joey Diaz interview he talks about a sandwich

[@Crackhouts]

Every Joey Diaz interview, he talks LIKE a sandwich.

[@scubawithatuba]

Celebs on sandwiches on instagram. Thank me later...

[@markmedeiros1592]

Hahaha

[@ouyoungbae]

30 seconds in and we’re talking about the feds i love u uncle joey

[@SliceofBread123]

Andrew Ou Real shit, real talk with the GOAT uncle Joey

[@timothyknight2096]

Andrew Ou Was morning

[@josephgreen7054]

Andrew Ou M Gu

[@ajaymarcell4179]

Andrew Ou hhbvv

[@damianjohn5995]

Until joe changed the conversation to fucking Yoel

[@luckyasmr1374]

Uncle Joey is the greatest storyteller in human history.

[@lordhinton3394]

Joey's breathing scares me. I'm really concerned. I need uncle Joey healthy 2019!

[@joshoreilly4880]

I guess that's the backlash of the wild - ass life he's led! Still a legend bad breathing or not!

[@deeamen7470]

I bet it's only the smoking

[@joshoreilly4880]

@@deeamen7470 guessing that didn't help

[@grapesoftime]

0:38 my reaction

[@psyifinotic]

kak 12 dying young is not 50+ mitch hedberg died young kurt cobain died young

[@Perceni]

I am getting bronchitis just listening to Joey speak & cough.

[@stevenhair6156]

There is enough mucas in his lungs to lube your entire vehicle.

[@labombao7725]

😂😂😂😂

[@v36nismo]

Ain't nobody go time fo dat!

[@kasimmalik9806]

Lmfao

[@kluneberg8952]

Joey Diaz: *telling a story* Joe Rogan: hmm Joey Diaz: *telling a story* Joe Rogan: pfft Joey Diaz: *telling a story* Joe Rogan: wow Joey Diaz: *telling a story* Joe Rogan: hahahaha Joey Diaz: *telling a stor-* Joe Rogan: DMT is literally in everything

[@TheDomzilla13]

hahaha

[@esahutske]

*THAT* was *classic* ! 🤣

[@commi9]

"Jamie pull up that video of the alaskan buffalo dog sucking off that Nigerian river giraffe.... these guys are savage! Like absolutely saaaaaavage"

[@ammarnemoactor7880]

That was awesome! I like joe but sometimes he’s really full of shit!! He knows he’s smart he says he’s not smart and he doesn’t know everything he just regurgitate a lot of shit that ppl say. In the back of his mind he knows or he thinks he knows he’s right about everything, I SAY fuck that!

[@robcronje4757]

It's the joint they smoked in the beginning

[@JRA73]

Doesn't get any better when the nights are drawing in for winter, listening to Rogan and Joey Diaz at 19.13pm on a Sunday evening.......😊

[@vetacoth]

Thanks for uploading this today. You guys really feel like family when someone needs it.

[@the5stacys]

Hey, you've always got family here! Have a peaceful holiday.

[@WynnnC]

Happy holidays!

[@marsupial22]

Happy Holidays buddy! Spent 5hrs alone on Christmas doing some woodwork while listening to these two savages. Beautiful day.

[@glacialimpala]

Joey, the only person whose talk can be used both for putting you to sleep and making you feel energized. We need more people like him becoming famous ❤️

[@busybee3817]

Did i just spend 3 hours, watching 2 old friends talk ? and i feel, like i learned something

[@Guero96]

@@lucaxtshotting2378 his grammar is shocking lmao

[@Matt-np6nq]

@@lucaxtshotting2378 It's not the English that matters, it's the message

[@tanmaypanadi1414]

His communication is excellent no matter the language

[@jackcomet222]

tanmay panadi you win bro

[@Entitty_]

Zlatan I think he added that comma on purpose for a dramatic pause

[@TheRealMcP]

Can Joey Diaz just do an audiobook autobiography? I would listen to him talk about his experiences for months at a time. His story telling is next level.

[@pelotero11]

MERRY CHRISTMAS. If you're reading this, I hope you have an awesome 2019. Stay positive, stay on your grind. Cheers!

[@c_li_nt3779]

Pelotero merry Christmas

[@edwardjones2202]

Thanks. You too

[@fisher9276]

You too

[@alexmacaddino2534]

1:33:11 Joe: “When I was in high school, Rick Springfield was on top of the food chain. Every girl had a picture of him on her wall” Joey: “Yeah I remember, me too” 🤣🤣🤣

[@SavageRush012]

Joey sounds like he EATS cigarettes.

[@mario_breezy]

& snorts the ashes. Tremendous

[@ryandoherty8778]

😂😂😂😂

[@clintayers9844]

If that what a got sounds like your right bro

[@Justin-rm6su]

Joey smokes cigs backwards

[@catdogfishdogcats]

Joey's vocal chords are made of the cigarette stem and his lungs are made of the filters

[@ohsweatbret]

I feel like Joey Diaz is just going to turn into a giant talking weed plant one day

[@IvanTaylorIT]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@howdoyoudoit3499]

That's legend level shit

[@ohsweatbret]

Lol did you report my comment and get it removed? Yea and? People should live how they want to live. They aren’t hurting anyone. Live and let live dude, jesus. I don’t think trans women should be in fighting sports against genetic women because it’s an unfair advantage, however a trans classes of fighters MTF and FTM would be no problem. I support people being happy and living their life to the fullest. Did I touch a nerve honey?

[@mcimdm.m.m7074]

Andy Bailey 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@chancesanders8926]

A Person Scary Movie 2?

[@devonmarcus101]

Uncle Joey is the best (45:38) "Joe Rogan, you know I love you. Rule number one: Don't go hitchhiking in Morocco. Mind your fuqin business."

[@gentianp7383]

I know that part was hilariouss

[@manbro8303]

AHAHAHA

[@Dwayne4007]

Lol don't go hitchhiking anywhere

[@joshuarivera2005]

We need to protect this man at ALL COSTS

[@Denzel_Watchington]

I spend too much time in the comments

[@cognitivedissonance2264]

Sameee

[@stevenhair6156]

Its called entertainment bro...its a lot of fun!

[@Denzel_Watchington]

@@stevenhair6156 - You don't understand. Spending 3 hours a day in the comments is 1095 hours a year.... That's 45.6 days a year reading comments. That's not entertainment... That's a problem. Lol

[@euanscotland]

You still here bro? A week is nothing. I have been here years

[@michael6960]

Better than in the strip joints... trust me on that.

[@PadChennington]

Uncle Joey would be the best uncle to dress up as Santa...Merry Christmas to the OG

[@matthewsteel5207]

Dude look at the fuckin smoke in the room

[@magicsockman3259]

Merry Christmas MotherFuckers

[@Midnight_Murph]

Uncle Joey reppin the 412

[@dusty616l]

pussy doing santa was the shit

[@MerriweatherMcWiggan]

That's a strange way of saying that you want to sit on another man's lap.....

[@Niobium23]

Uncle Joey is one of the most genuine, honest, inspirational men with something to say. Fantastic job! He has built a great life and he is a good father, that is what’s important!

[@garyodonnell2233]

00000000000000990999000000000000000000pp9

[@garyodonnell2233]

The witcher

[@garyodonnell2233]

The

[@MJ-zn8iu]

A Joey Diaz podcast? Almost feels like Christmas.

[@digdew]

MJ 2JZ Uncle Joey himself

[@joerotter2873]

@@andrewdeen1 That's the most hostel thing I've ever heard some get over a type of cheese

[@Instigator2012]

Joe Rotter FUCK U

[@Instigator2012]

Louis AND FUCK U TOO

[@Instigator2012]

Andrew Deen FUCK OFF

[@92christinam]

This is the only only podcast I listen to to help me relax on the road, at home or wherever! Any podcast With joey! This man is the uncle I never had! God bless

[@yourthebest7942]

Every time Joey stops talking it sounds like he is breathing with scuba gear on.

[@FentonTurnedIdiot]

😆

[@aintnopresident]

🤣

[@Hieillua]

Joe talking about crazy actors for 5 minutes. Joey: ''Did you ever had a German Shepard?''

[@hemorrhoidsasuke2030]

He's an expert on keeping conversations going.

[@thewal1ofsleep]

"Well let me tell you something, Joe Rogan, my friend had a German Shepard when I was about 9 years old..."

[@post-hardcoreboi7145]

These two are basically the two types of stoned.

[@carlosmarte3154]

Kiei Luahi His German Shepherd tangent made sense though lol. There’s a side effect to high intelligence and talent.

[@nachomansandyravage2346]

Perfect transition

[@Basfoo]

when you're 15,16,17.. you don't know how to pull out that good. bring that up jamie

[@ashymoore8867]

Hahahahahah brilliant

[@danoelmucho2503]

0:36 THAT ladies and gentlemen is the face of true beauty.

[@carlyetaylor425]

LMFAO

[@FentonTurnedIdiot]

It’s a legend’s gaze

[@joshstanley5657]

2:42:44 Rare bathroom break by Joe Rogan and one of the best time fills I've ever seen by Joey Diaz lmfao

[@sethmann4478]

Josh Stanley I think it’s only my 2nd time seeing Joe Rogan going to the bathroom. And yes, GREAT fill by Diaz.

[@michaelsjarrett]

I saw it before and I swear it was when Joey D was on as well lol

[@JediMasterBaiter]

Only Joey Diaz can outJoeRogan Joe Rogan.

[@scotchbingeington6761]

Not a fan of the salty milk and coins flava@You Tube's CM Punk

[@TheHouseOfRonin]

Stay tuned to watch Rogan do his best to convince us that Jon Jones isnt a cheat while Joey 100% doesnt buy it

[@savannahp6359]

lol joe gets paid pretty decent by the ufc just like usada

[@badabing2302]

What I don't get is how the golden snitch can go and make such a statement if scientists or doctors can blow what he's saying out of the water. U can't just come out and say something can stay in your system so long when it can't. I mean it does seem like a stretch he can't just come out and say anything though if there is strong evidence to refute it right. I think what he said about the whole bones situation must have some truth to it or cali would t be letting him fight.

[@tap6354]

@Zeo X does Joe compete in a combat sport? Where pay checks and injuries are at stake? Joe is on trt, he's 50, most men that can afford it are on it at that age. Jones is in his 30s, and cheating in a already dangerous sport. Two completely different things there guy

[@marymcneill2281]

Time stamp?????

[@archiehickox6518]

@@badabing2302 so, doctors and scientists are all saying it can stay in your system for a long time, but you, sorry I don't know your credentials, are saying it can't?

[@Veritas0589]

Joey "the cops were looking for me" Diaz

[@legend2kill]

😂😂

[@mufasta8322]

Joe "he was SSSSsssssssso jacked" Rogan

[@slikrick5857]

Ben Dover that one reeeally caught me off guard. He dragged that S out for about 15 seconds:

[@mufasta8322]

@@slikrick5857 right? It made me raise an eyebrow lol

[@RustyDungood]

Joey (jaw on the floor, looking at the screen in awe) Diaz. Fuckin cracks me up when they cut over to him haha

[@peterpemrich6962]

I love how good Joe puts things into perspective. And Joey being Joey is always a good day.

[@The-yc5pe]

i love all this love in the comments,really gives me that christmas spirit,thanks

[@DonOrFinito]

Stfu fewl. Christmas ain't shit

[@Molten74]

Ain’t getting none of that from me,he’s boring and disgusting

[@xeftones]

Joe "Jones can shoot up between rounds and I will defend him" Rogan

[@mmafyasco]

abbreviation of time how's that fence you're sitting on buddeh?!

[@70mjc]

abbreviation of time best part is there has never been concrete evidence he willingly ingested anything. Only judgmental people who live in a schadenfreude world they exist in. I say exist because people with that absence of values have no life

[@Drizzle8481]

@@70mjc so you're claiming someone force fed him the tainted supps that he claims for the last test and everyone is claiming is still in his system for this one?

[@Joeyfingaz1]

Love how bisping called him out

[@Drizzle8481]

@Smith-Mundts Modernization Act (Look into it) schmuck read what I'm responding too, "never been evidence he willingly ingested"..... perhaps your bs brain should take a break before jumping into quickly and looking like an idiot

[@BernicePanders]

Thanks to JRE & Uncle Joey for keeping me company tonight!! I'm a single 34yr old terminally ill girl stuck in shithole Michigan, no real food & in agony, but this makes the next few hours 100x better!! 🙏💜🎄❄✌🐼

[@joeynighttrain1126]

Bernice Panders 🙏🏼🎄MerryChristmas Bernice✨

[@jedmoser]

Merry Christmas Bernice I'll be thinking about you today

[@phildillon3630]

Happy Christmas to you...I hope you have an amazing day...I admire your positivity and hope you are feeling a bit better...i find listening to Joey Diaz and Joe always makes things a bit better...🎅🦌🥂🍾⛄

[@zacharyhurley5399]

I’m in shit hole Gary Indiana lol Also no real food here either. Happy holidays!

[@zacharyhurley5399]

Isn’t weed legal out there now? Or is that Michigan city?

[@TheJakeRichards1]

"Ben Askren doesn't take damage" - this didn't age well!

[@mariodeathcore1]

Homie went from no head injuries to a stage 3 CTE.

[@TheJakeRichards1]

@Andy Bailey spelling you, u is outdated as fuck, you could try not commenting...

[@Rustyshackleferdd]

@Andy Bailey Saying af instead of as fuck is outdated as fuck you fuck

[@hygieney1]

Addison Guengerich how is that old? That's like saying "wyd" "lol" "lmao" and everything else that's shortened is "old" 😐

[@mattgosling2657]

Haha I know, I knew I would find a comment like yours because of him getting stiffened by jorge.

[@tinyflute20]

Every time Joey talks I clear my throat 😂

[@brandonball5971]

Oof buys it’s so unique. I personally love it. Same way I feel about Steve-O

[@common_sense_help_desk]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has this problem. I had a friend in high school who wouldn't clear his throat thill it sounded like he was gurgling. I had to stop hanging out him. I don't know how many times I would make my throat sore listening to him talk.

[@FentonTurnedIdiot]

😆

[@aintnopresident]

Damn 🤣

[@alcottdevalte7440]

Joey's prison stories were great, good man.

[@dicflair3990]

Joey Diaz the only man to ever have stories.after running out of stories to tell

[@inetic450]

Joey “stoned to the gills” Diaz

[@anglv777]

Joe 'CBD oil brought him out of it' Rogan

[@djlateboy670]

as a post concussion patient I must have the wrong CBD oil

[@GBAPCLAN]

@@djlateboy670 you've got the sasquehanna CBD oil 😂

[@Thunzoutgunzout]

@@djlateboy670 Speaking of that, anyone know which one Joe and Brendan use. Other than Charlotte's web?

[@greenebee]

Dj Lateboy many types of CBD - each with its own benefits. May need to see a doctor who is CBD-knowledgeable to get the appropriate strain + dosage

[@coffeemadness]

Watch "Joe Rogan Embraces His Inner Chimp" on KZbin kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZbRZqp9p8-Nfac

[@kurtisbased183]

joe “I was a labourer once” rogan

[@petekaelin4932]

Joey is the Funniest he doesn’t need to tell jokes he just has to talk about his life.

[@feli___b]

Please explain to me how this guy is funny... He's not funny at all, not even a bit! I don't understand what is about this guy that everyone here thinks is so fascinating. It is very strange as there's absolutely nothing special about him

[@Tennis214]

Booo this man ^

[@nihga67890]

Felipe Boscardin why are you here? Gtfo

[@hazel2718]

@@feli___b wah wah wah cry more

[@K.V.P14]

@@feli___b jealousy is a horrible thing bro. Get well soon 😔

[@GodMrJ]

Joe “I was reading something about that” Rogan

[@CJUGames]

Christmas came early, you savages!

[@steven209]

Merry Christmas cockasucka

[@Rotttman]

CARLOS CONDUIT IS ELECTRIFYING!

[@borisbadenov9863]

Carlos Conductor

[@deemedforu]

I can’t believe joe didn’t call him out on that. Funny af

[@BuffaloJams716]

He did. Finally! 😂

[@DreistStudios]

1:57:05 Jones talk

[@joerotter2873]

@@RetireandGo That's a potent pinch of salt it's mskng me thinking maybe it's not salt it's really a pinch of no salt with a lot of potassium

[@dakotarubyskates]

Thanks fam

[@jedhud7609]

Can you imagine what Jeff navinsky said that the amount that turned up was if you took 1 just 1 grain of salt and cut it into 50 million pieces how can the test even pick that up freaking nutz

[@jnava121]

thats what we need bro , good comment

[@betterwatchsaul3597]

Tainted supplement my ass he couldn't provide a supplement to test

[@valp1409]

Joe , Joey is The Best guest Ever !!! I love that Dude !!!!

[@jopo7996]

Have a Tremendous Christmas everyone.

[@donalmurray9794]

You to friend from Dublin. Nollaig shona

[@badabing2302]

U too jo po

[@ZachG01]

Hey Jo Po, Merry Christmas buddy

[@10use]

Merry Christmas Jo Po...Lookin forward to another year of your commentary sarcasm.

[@tkcaapi2876]

shut up.

[@Umega101]

Joe "I can't look anyone in the eyes when I talk about Jon Jones using" Rogan

[@akacurmurdar1]

At this point, it's clear to everyone jones is juicing.

[@SonsOfDeForest]

@Alcoon Slambag that's the joke

[@Cheque1Music]

Netfilx needs to holla at joey Diaz to create a new series, a Breaking bad type show,

[@nubwork8454]

Cheque1Music Oluf

[@shampoofully7923]

This.

[@billypilgrim6770]

Cheque1Music Joey needs to sit down in a chair in front of a fireplace with a stogie telling a story until it fades out to the story animated with Joey narrating

[@SloppyballsMcGuillicutty]

He wouldn’t show up to film it.

[@TheMoodyedge]

Breathing Bad.

[@nedtheproducer5777]

“do i look like johnny fucking scientist here?” - joey diaz 2:50:18

[@anoushsabouri3661]

THANK YOU FOR HAVING JOEY ON AS OFTEN AS YOU DO, AND IM SORRY FOR YELLING!

[@NickFouladi11]

Lol! It's all good, I'm hyped too!😎

[@XX-lx4mr]

IT'S OK!

[@Gwynnbleid95]

"Joe Rogan, you know I love you, rule no.1 don't go hitchhiking in morocco" -JD 😂😂😂

[@FranciscoNieves-db8hi]

Fuck I need a treadmill

[@roddydykes7053]

1:20 Joey thinks the 70s were still 30 years ago lol

[@slaytanicsabbath]

Well, I mean, obviously the 80's were only.... Oh right, well happy 2019 everyone just realize time is the same as always we just realize its value.

[@russell2890]

The 90s feel like 10 years ago

[@2k4nt]

That's because cocaine is a hell of a drug

[@yeahmate]

He is saying they were 30 years ahead of there time because phone's started to evolve in 2000

[@melaniekaweck3433]

Yup and The Rolling Stones and Fleetwood Mac are and always will be in their 30’s 😜

[@Zgrandle787]

I’m not sure I’m the only one who has thought this but Joey has that voice that I could fall asleep to. Man needs to do an audio book or something

[@carolinegilfillan6061]

Aye thinking that maself

[@cakepie3558]

25:25. Joey thinking about his past . Good to him genuinely smile like that

[@supsupbro-v1j]

see

[@spacemancam]

Cake Pie I noticed that too, made me smile

[@karlcoxon9763]

Cake Pie om

[@hailtothe_rooster1572]

Joey Diaz every 20 episodes should be standard

[@FlameMage2]

I miss Duncan being on, and I also really like when Ari can come too.

[@Molten74]

Whatever,he’s fucking boring as fuck

[@andyjaycee]

Molten74 Such a negative comment on christmas. If you don’t like him spend your time doing something else other than search the comments for somewhere to spread your negative input

[@AAS-gw5mb]

Molten74 I like your negative energy almost as much as your terrible grammar

[@Molten74]

Phat Ballz ooooh you think you can out spell me huh,always a grammar guy there because they have nothing else to add.Stay in school son

[@armagedonnight]

Bill Burr ☑ Joey Diaz ☑ Duncan Trussel ??? All I want for christmas is.. DUNCAN!

[@GSDhandler1]

Bill burr sucked

[@gibstuh420]

Arma Duncan is trash like RedBan

[@gibstuh420]

Harry Bland Bill isn’t funny on the podcast he gives you information that you probably would have never thought of. If you’re looking for funny Joe Rogans podcast isn’t it.

[@GSDhandler1]

Im more than familiar with what Joe Rogans podcasts are all about. I thought Bill Burr was a bell end. That is all.

[@gibstuh420]

Harry Bland I know what you mean! Honestly Bill Burr has not been funny on here since he got into with Redban. Bills humor comes out when he’s pissed off haha

[@Selfless_american]

Dam i don't miss those long days in a cell. Stay grateful for everything. Thanks joey for the reminder

[@RazzyXM22]

Bill Burr AND Joey Diaz What is this Christmas?! Oh wait.

[@sdot7436]

Love 'em both, but Tommy Bunz is excellent when he's on.

[@programtracer7868]

Bill Burr AND Eric Cartman What is this Christmas?! Oh wait.

[@pyroVoid]

We’re only missing Duncan Trussell

[@Molten74]

The Bill Burr part yes! The Diaz part makes it seem like anti Christmas

[@jordangeere275]

Righttt????

[@lincler9465]

Joey Diaz breathing ASMR

[@spencerwatson771]

Lincler that’s fucking funny

[@archibaldcreep1]

Joey called it. Harvey hired a woman lawyer.

[@IndestructibleApe]

Joey Diaz is one of the best people you have interviewed, please do more of him

[@ohiobassangler8781]

“Somebody get me a can of corn!! Can of corn and I’ll be fine!!” Lmao anybody remember that from the longest yard?

[@Boneman69997]

Best line from the movie.

[@markrose6227]

Tell Ronnie you got knocked the fuck out.

[@shropsiberian]

That was a great line man!!! Great movie too 👍

[@TheeJasonReyes]

"What the hell is a tree out?" Is also a great line lol

[@ksa5128]

LOL 🤣🤣🤣 I totally forgot about that !!! Thanks

[@jacksonlentini8995]

I have seriously cried laughing on multiple different occasions from Joey calling Carlos Condit three different names over the course of ten seconds 😂😂😂

[@ianstyles9759]

Joey and Joe chilling on the pod for Xmas. All the best to everybody .

[@SammySam7x]

Chillin' and shillin' for xmas

[@moonlit6311]

Cheers 🍷

[@jaisensei3260]

Ive been bingeing on this podcast. Joe's voice is soothing somehow . Love their chemistry too ❤

[@bijoyroy7860]

Love it! Uncle Joey dropping by on Christmas eve is the best surprise.

[@t.j.watson7112]

Christmas day for us in New Zealand chur was the best to kick back and listen to Uncle Joey while food keeps coming to me