Joe Rogan scary polar bear story

#shorts #joerogan #jre #scary #stories #scarystories #polarbear

[@davepalmer9265]

" i don't know if its true but we will pretend that it is" -the internet

[@novelchaser3556]

Joe Rogan in a nutshell

[@alienjay7703]

@@novelchaser3556 every interesting podcast ever

[@omyswiftlourido4161]

😂😂😂😂🤪😜🤪

[@ive3336]

Bro i spit coffee when he said that and it just cuts to some clip bhaaha

[@brandonmesey5096]

It's not Far-fetched

[@fliprodriguez5250]

After each bite, he would take a swig of his Coca Cola

[@bucky354]

Ahhaha

[@mikee8244]

After he'd dragged his lunch onto a great big mint

[@captainspalding69er]

Here in Australia he would take a swig of his Bundy rum and a mylanta.

[@StonrMoose69]

​@@captainspalding69er yeah I don't think there was ever a bunty mala bear my guy

[@vance9460]

... but if he ate an Eskimo bar he'd be a cannibal.

[@crazycoyote9732]

A friend of mine who worked for the telephone system told me of a coworker who was out surveying for new lines by himself(in Churchill Manitoba,polar bear capital of Canada). He was a fair distance from his truck,working his transit when a small plane flew over..the plane kept buzzing him repeatedly,to the point the worker walked back to his truck ,wondering what in the world was going on..he headed for town...he found out later that a polar bear was a short distance away from him,just over a rise,belly crawling toward him..and the pilot was doing his best to make him aware of the danger...lucky man...

[@jotarokujo8236]

Good on the pilot. Saved a life

[@diegoflores9237]

Wouldn't someone in that location be on guard for polar bears?

[@crazycoyote9732]

@@diegoflores9237 u would think,but this was also 35- 40 years ago,so I'm sure the safety protocols were little to none existent then.

[@TheSolidheroes]

Being eaten by a Bear is Joe’s biggest nightmare 😂 I just learned that Joe eats bear steak all the time no wonder he’s scared of em 😂

[@xdCrispy-Crisss]

Fuck, it’s mine too. I don’t want to be eaten alive.

[@semperfidelification]

Face ripped off by a chimp as well

[@streameant]

Or him running out of dmt lolz

[@juliebryne2903]

Its everybodys biggest nightmare thats knows how bears actually kill and eat you!

[@tsvetoslavpopov261]

​@@juliebryne2903 exactly D:

[@ChessIsJustAGame]

A friend who was in the Airforce in the 1970's in northern part of Alaska were told to be aware of polar bears because they have no fear and if it moves, it's food.

[@japonte173]

pretty much the only animal to actively hunt humans, they will stalk you for miles.

[@MrMaboboz]

My wife keeps telling me that one of her bucket list wishes is to go to the arctic and see these creatures, as a black dude and having watched enough horror movies I know how this situation would end for me. No way I'm taking that risk.

[@shubhamsingh-nl4fu]

With this skin colour on white background is like asking for it:)

[@MrMaboboz]

@@shubhamsingh-nl4fu 🤣🤣 Amen to that.

[@Nick-po8cp]

I fancy it too but maybe a cries form where they take u out to see these humans destroyers when they are in a mood

[@blahblah3726]

Just go to a zoo lol

[@MrMaboboz]

@@blahblah3726 No I don't agree with zoos.

[@antoncigur3727]

Once I see Joe Rogan I always realize I had too much Internet for the day

[@michaelmckinnis5716]

You would think that there would’ve been at least one rifle on the ship.

[@sunseeker803]

I think about that often with stories like these.

[@everettwhite9874]

The bear took it from them.

[@bobcat24]

@@everettwhite9874 … *and ate it*

[@stewpidasso3910]

They probably were just trying not to drown and didn't think of it. Plus bears are tanks and can maul you to death before they die even if you shoot them in the heart

[@sbphillips177]

​@@stewpidasso3910 Say hello to my little friend!

[@Maddawg12345]

Can’t you imagine if joe was the uncle to your little kids , and before bedtime the kids ask for him to tell bedtime stories about animals.

[@lappydog9020]

You had better believe its true. A polar has a very long time between meals. Them boys where a easy meal

[@iwishiwasthomasshelby]

In Oklahoma, we would have shot it square between the eyes.

[@mjax278]

That doesn’t mean that these specific circumstances came about.

[@lappydog9020]

@@mjax278 very true. We can only go with what we are told

[@Rondo2ooo]

Nature in a nutshell. At least the ice bear doesn't do it for fun.

[@aneri7]

That right there is the only difference between animals and humans.

[@christinamanweiler3541]

​@@aneri7 No there's a hell of a lot more differences.

[@steveo89]

Like my cat haha

[@TS-bg7cn]

@@christinamanweiler3541 Name them. You can't. Think about it

[@pluckybellhop66]

@@christinamanweiler3541 I think you would be shocked at the similarities in these cases, especially with baboons.

[@tauhidsarker]

After eating the bear lit up a cigar and swiftly said you're next. True story from the internet.

[@Charlotte49]

I would never go to those places without a powerful weapon.

[@davidbaltazor4045]

Exactly 😎

[@lambert8528]

What you using portable mine machine or explosives sound cool ( don't forget earplugs) a bazooka might work!

[@freethinker9535]

Exactly what I’m thinking where’s the dude with a gun

[@lagoings56]

50 cal MINIMUM

[@shubhamsingh-nl4fu]

For any such adverse environment , I would rather have a Machette as a side arm as well , You never know if your firearm is suitable for such environment!

[@pwells10]

Find you someone that loves you as much as Joe loves bears.

[@BlaccBoii]

yeah let’s just go on an ice expedition in the Arctic, and bring no forms of protection just nothing at all just vibes

[@bobcat24]

And lsd

[@al9017]

Sounds very democratic

[@matthewburkholder1076]

Welcome to a liberal world

[@GeauxRight777]

Joe loves those brutal stories !

[@bushcraftjoe1]

That's why you don't go into bear country unarmed.

[@sathvikvadlamani7682]

What are the bear countries

[@dylaneatontrains2]

@@sathvikvadlamani7682 basically the woods in Northern America

[@aknightwing9077]

The polar bear was not infact satisfied with just one, and went back for seconds

[@AlexisDimes]

Really?

[@Moegotthehoes29]

Fr?

[@jlee7063]

Humans are delicious, and some love to be eaten…😂

[@cojones8518]

First guy was Chinese, and after an hour...

[@mustafataee7523]

The only thing I would try is to lock arms with the other guys and try to look as big and intimidating as possible and yell all at the same time at the polar bear to scare it

[@Dannybb18]

it’s a polar bear you literally can’t do anything about it. They’re one of the few animals that hunt humans.

[@daredevilseyes7493]

The rules of bears: If the bear is black, fight back If the bear is brown, lay down If the bear is white, say goodnight

[@sonnyjohn7338]

I'd rather drowned before being eaten alive

[@abab-ml1ym]

Well if u drown then ull be eaten dead

[@TheTranslatorGuy]

I would fight the polar bear and chock him, I'll try to do it, it's better to die fighting, than suicide

[@diarhabash7092]

Nah the bear got you pretty fast

[@vmb653]

drowning and fire two worst ways to die!

[@diarhabash7092]

@@vmb653 Exactly bro i‘d rather see all my trained muscles with all the nutritients and everything get eaten by a Primal species that will hunt other mfs instead of drowning like a dumb mf

[@dreammusic733]

Imagine that polar bear telling the same story to his/her friends.

[@daveundconnie1]

The group should force the fattest one closest to the bear, hoping he is satisfied with just one…

[@chrisyasus8912]

funny but serious

[@blaaaa94]

Yea would be a win win Situation because of the food rations too

[@laurarules3642]

@@blaaaa94 Yeah but once one brea knew there was a human buffet waiting for them on an ice island it wouldn't be too long before he brought his friends to the all you can eat party

[@eiffelviolet]

You're awful!

[@willek1335]

Can you imagine the group one minute before this happened. Who, unconsciously, gently put the sacrificial person in front of them. What a nasty feeling of survival guilt those people must live with for the rest of their lives. 😔

[@juliosantoyo9916]

"I don't know if it true but let's pretend it is" basically sums up the Joe Rogan podcast

[@bry8636]

Polar bears can eat a 300 lb seal in one sitting. Guys better hope the rescue boat gets a move on

[@1z2x3c45b]

Or that the person was significantly obese. Yikes, can't believe I typed that out. I apologize.

[@bobcat24]

@@1z2x3c45b Nah man, you’re probably wright. How do you thank *american* eskimos stay warm?

[@thewanderer4336]

@@bobcat24 they also stay alive with big ass guns, I've seen it lol

[@d4nrk628]

Imagine the helpless babies being eaten during the stoneages with their parents watching and vice-versa ☠️

[@jfjstuyt]

Yes this was a expedition from the Netherlands in 1596. It was on Nova Zembla and the expedition was led by Willem Barentsz.

[@willrowe6088]

Prove it.

[@guins99]

@@willrowe6088pretty easy to DuckDuckGo it, I did and it’s true. Reading the accounts of William Barentz (sp) I have zero sympathy for their crew.

[@Martin-vw8wf]

They should hire Joe for National Geographic’s channel

[@ziggyblue782]

Must be the way customers at The Golden Corral feel when they see my Big Aunt Shirley staring at them through the sneeze guard.

[@justinfort6407]

Because of the coca cola commercials, I thought these animals were the nicest things in the world 😂😂😂.

[@laurarules3642]

People thought chimpanzees and dolphins were cute because of movies and TV but those will kill, rape and mutiliate you just for fun

[@greensolemowing]

That's why you follow the ABCs of protection. Always Be Carrying.... never be caught without protection.

[@harleyquinn8202]

Maybe you went on a cruise ship and they don't let you bring a gun.

[@greensolemowing]

@Harley Quinn in that case, there are other ways of self-defense. Pocket shot might work. But I choose to not put myself in those situations. Unless I'm in a government facility, school, or my work place. Then it stays locked in my vehicle. I would also bring condoms. Because protection. Abc's

[@harleyquinn8202]

@@greensolemowing Condoms will not protect you against herpes 🙂

[@thewanderer4336]

@@harleyquinn8202 criminals don't usually care and find ways. You should know though right miss Quinn? If criminals carry, so will I. If I get caught so be it

[@geoffsaunderson5766]

I don’t think they where “chilling” I don’t think much chilling was being done at all that day lol

[@t-rozbenouameur5304]

Chillin lmao

[@enjoyer2227]

They’re in the god damn frozen tundra. What do you mean they aren’t chilling?

[@geoffsaunderson5766]

@@enjoyer2227 yeah I think we both Know that the phrase “chilling” in this context is not about the temperature…but thanks for the comment, really great 👍

[@enjoyer2227]

@@geoffsaunderson5766 And I’m sure we both know I was just being sarcastic man. You shouldn’t be so uptight about it.

[@Nick-po8cp]

Literally chilling & freezing Their balls off

[@absolutechad8805]

I'll never understand why people will go into nature and not bring weapons.

[@custardkreme]

why would u want to kill an animal just trying to survive in nature

[@VenDettaEDITZ]

Always bears and the “ most brutal stories “

[@jill7147]

OMG to watch your friend get devoured like that & there's not a damn thing you can do about it very sad

[@MikeHunt-fo3ow]

they coulda hit it with the big boot followed by the leg drop

[@stevenheredia6204]

I've read and heard a lot of stories but I have to admit, that's pretty f***ing dark. Damn.

[@jakeschreiber7861]

fight as a group to scare it off, that’s your only hope.

[@MysticYusha]

Soo true they could atleast gang up on him and not just wait for him to pick them up one by one

[@Tedhollister]

The bear came a-LOLLOPPINNN over the mountain

[@paranormaldrummer69]

Man, that's a brutally disturbing story.. wow

[@georgeraykov8504]

litteraly heard this story for the third time. I need to go to touch some grass.

[@awyibeg5470]

Another secondary shool type of joke from the " legendary " joey

[@sameer-up6yv]

Joe - he just jumps in the water and getting closer.. Other guy- f*ck meee 😂😂

[@Jacen13]

Oh it’s a true story alright! My father’s best friend’s uncle had an adopted son that was married to a woman that her Mom’s cousin knew who’s grandfather heard the story from one of his late friend’s brother’s sister. I don’t know how she found out about it but she swears by the story. 🤔

[@Kongo471]

😐

[@Hewhogreetswithfjre]

My head hurts. Reading your bs story

[@alexnlsptube]

Friend brother's sister ahahahahah

[@LaciMarieKnight]

😂😂😂

[@leifbathurst4871]

Ferris bueller stories 😂

[@rogercabe6175]

that’s what you call coming unprepared into the bears hone land

[@louskunt9798]

And his home land as well.

[@eightpercentdisciple]

@@louskunt9798 nicely done

[@vsoohno8395]

I go from table to table in a macdonald doing this with hamburgers. I'm polar bear?

[@dannymarshburn2807]

“Don’t know if it’s true, but let’s pretend that it is!” That should be the disclaimer for every story he tells. 🤣

[@weekendwarriorprospecting817]

Terrifying!! Imagine it went for your kid? I'm jumping into his jaws for her 💯% I'd take that!

[@neptunesotherdaughter7119]

DAAAYM DUDE HE ATE HIM RIGHT THERE...?? SHAT.....

[@simulacra7885]

And thats why I will never go to bear country without an AR10

[@arslansajid7522]

The untold - Secession Studios 🔊

[@JayJay-jz3tm]

Thank you

[@loveu5045]

Moral of the story: always carry a gun. S&W 500

[@killuminatii1]

yeah while its fucking -30 celcius out there...

[@mrks998]

​@@killuminatii1 what does the temperature matter?

[@killuminatii1]

@@mrks998 mechanics will probably freeze

[@smackchumps2393]

Not one gun on the boat? I find that hard to believe

[@jorgeb9715]

The no Bear was so like,,,he must've been a clown,,he tasted funny!

[@ehh722]

Must have completely froze up. I know its a terrifying situation but you would hope when you're fighting for your lives you would try to overcome it. Chuck the boots over fists and start smashing those eyes like I was getting a billion dollars a hit. Imagine the rescue ship rocked up and the polar bear was pummelled to death and one dudes left screaming like a berserk norse God

[@artymunoz5060]

“So I was at a Kenny Chesney concert with my buddy Rick, and we’re looking behind the stage and all of a sudden… there’s this huge BEAR” -Joe Rogan

[@John-od9zp]

Thats why the captain should allways carry a pea shooter.

[@GiGi1217]

Holy crap, Joe always gets into his Nat Geo stories. He and we love them. Well I do anyway!

[@creatorjames807]

With bears; black fight back, brown lay down, white goodnight

[@obsessivesweater8082]

Man this guy and his bears. I feel like every time I see this guy on my feed he’s talking about bears.

[@imnotsure2369]

your one buddy thats always fucking with water when you’re around it 🫡

[@dxfan18]

That bear probably had them in his sights way before they even saw him

[@GeoHvl]

I don’t know which excites Joe more? Drugs or Bears!

[@Kevoid1872]

Simply seeing a polar bear in the distance is enough to make me already shit my pants… those things are a true force of nature. An absolute beast

[@phantomwarrior8686]

At least he said "let's pretend it is real" at the beginning because it's clearly not.

[@ryanmccarthy8625]

Sounds like they should've been strapped, especially since they were on an expedition.

[@RedChillGuy]

When you put polar bear grizzly and the brown bear in one cage you spawn joe rogan

[@212island]

YO THIS GUY IS OBSESSED WITH BEARS BRO

[@soleadoc8245]

Think about how tough that animal actually is.

[@jonathandexter135]

Man puts on snow cleats. Dude you can't out run that polar bear. Nah bruh I just gotta put run you! 😧

[@jthrilla9147]

Coca cola PR team went into overtime to make sure this story never seen the light of day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@panika6995]

Joe wants to be a bear so bad😂

[@user-yx7dp2pl8t]

I think of all the flies that get eaten at dinner time while their fly bros watch on helplessly.

[@VikalHimanshu]

"But tiger is the true king of the Jungle" But polar bear doesn't live in the jungle 😂

[@nostalgicvibe9473]

"So, Luke how much do you weigh again?" - Luke's Friends.

[@Simon-vz7mx]

Anna got caught sword fighting

[@pole_barn_builder]

Great story, but what's more incredible is that two grown adults dont know what an ICE BERG is called!

[@eddieneal384]

Imagine being that position so terrifying.

[@georgespalding7640]

Joe Rogan loves his bear stories. he gets more kick out of telling them then telling about his drug escapades.

[@heyysimone]

Ive just been scrolling through shorts and im stuck on a joe rogan run of poalr bear stories and i can help laughing, i swear if he saw one in real life, he might nut

[@historion]

And the cutest thing is that bears don't take the time killing their preys. They just start eating them as soon as they think it's ok.

[@rorigillmore141]

the polar is thinking free meal right there

[@thegary9584]

Joe has taught me to be terrified of bears, and I feel more responsible because of it

[@elcomentador2853]

The 50th time I see a clip of rogan telling this story

[@brententhornton8951]

Bear was probably like, “ these Godamn door dash drivers always getting my address wrong” 😂😂

[@hattrick257]

Happened to a father in Canada, he distracted the polar bear so his kids could run back to the boat and got eaten alive in front of them.

[@Tempusverum]

😢

[@theGman402]

Can't imagine the psychological harm that those guys went through

[@erikmartin4996]

You honestly would think that someone with a brain would bring a hunting rifle to use just for this circumstance.

[@HHHKingofKings58]

I like that he starts the story by giving away that it's made-up bullshit and the other guy is captivated anyway going "FUCK ME!"

[@markdraycott3974]

They can smell you from 5 miles away apparently.

[@phantomdutch5048]

And they can smell you through 3 feet of ice... there is truly no escape from a polar bear if you're in their world and have no means of defense.

[@cheriedewald914]

😮. Horrible!

[@Naltddesha]

Someone needs to cut together a super compilation of Joe talking about bears- I feel like he has to at least mention bears in every episode, lol

[@jawadsawal562]

He is bear phobic

[@dangarcia5634]

Soooo you’re on a large boat on an expedition, boat begins to sink. This expedition boat has no weapons on board? Not a rifle, captain doesn’t have a pistol? Spear gun? Flare gun? A spear or gaff.. Nothing, life boat? No survival gear? 🤔

[@EyesOnIlia]

Like what kind of weapon do you need to take down one of these things?! Elephant gun?!

[@jmchez]

In 1986 a kid got eaten by a polar bear in New York City. Three 11 to 12 year-olds snuck into the Prospect Park Zoo. Went to the polar bear exhibit. Swum in the polar bear moat. Then went into the polar bear cave, woke up the two polar bears by throwing stones at them, and... The two survivors said that the last thing they heard was, "IT HURTS!". Coca Cola commercials taught them that polar bears were cuddly and would play with you if you woke them up.

[@willek1335]

If I remember correctly, in the last 100 years, twice as many people have been killed by polar bears in New York state compared to any other bear. (2 by polar, and one black)

[@JojoJojo-lx9vx]

no gun in a boat???? dont think that

[@mikebeaudry6277]

Just last spring here in Northern Bc a guy was camping in the bush about half mile off a logging road. Friends and family knew he was setting up game cameras but he was gone longer than expected. Conservation officers went looking for him after the second or third night and they pulled up to a mother bear and 3 cubs eating him in his tent. Bears are metal af

[@honestbro1999]

This is a true story, I was the person on that ice island that was thankfully spared. I still think about my friend Rodrigo everyday, if it wasn't for him, I wouldn't be here today writing this. 😔

[@lohar8011]

Seriously? Truly you were there? If so I am truly sorry. What a nightmare that would be

[@xhago4483]

@@lohar8011 he's obviously lying

[@Martin-vw8wf]

@@xhago4483 No, he is Honest Bro

[@xhago4483]

@@Martin-vw8wf you almost got me

[@Martin-vw8wf]

@@xhago4483 I was just waiting for you to go in 😂

[@carmeloortiz5993]

You go on an expedition, out in the middle of no where and no one has a weapon?

[@morikingful]

Joe Rogan is paranoid sometimes I mean most of times

[@jasonrandall5148]

I remember a story about Lord Nelson as a kid sailor trie to shoot a Pola bear when his musket mist fired he had to beat the Pola bear off with the musket butt and escape back to his Ship.