Joe Rogan - Stephen Hawking Went to Strip Clubs?

Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1183:
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[@shermanaymond7000]

He was working on G-String Theory

[@tylercombes6464]

Sherman Aymond lmfao thank you for rhis

[@otavian4537]

Sherman Aymond 💀💀 this killed me

[@rhysjones1108]

Sherman Aymond underrated comment. 😂

[@Chuked]

Sherman Aymond ANAL BEADS STRINGS

[@samuelthomson1004]

🤣🤣🤣 you KNOW he was

[@OurFoundingLiars]

This aged in a horrifying way

[@deathlocker142]

Bro..😂

[@cngrinder9423]

yeah

[@koalaplays8855]

No thing is confirmed yet, don’t panic!

[@Sim0n98]

The image of Steven Hawking rolling into a strip club cracks me up

[@kledus420smith8]

@Phil Ill hahahahaha

[@GetintheCAH]

Simon The idea of bro really getting more coochie than all of us kills me😭😂😂

[@Dub1919]

Simon every time I imagine it gets funnier

[@Cat-vs7rc]

He was also in epsteins pedo island

[@thetonycam3944]

"They see me rollin', they hatin'!"

[@AFO_AnalyRics]

For the ladies who keep wondering what guys talk about when they're out. Here you go.

[@BRENENHARRIS]

lmso exactly

[@atravelerofbothtimespace4172]

Lol

[@chadshondee2041]

Guys don't talk about dumb ass shit like this.

[@thebeanz6593]

@@chadshondee2041 ur right we dont talk like this WE TALK WAY WORSE me and my friends were wondering how will a rooster fuck a chicken if he doesnt have a cock lol

[@evertaj8332]

@@chadshondee2041 are you even a guy if you don't talk dumb shit like this

[@Jamiskwl09]

This is the definition of guy talk 😂😂😂

[@TheCarpentersApprentice]

Yup. Lol

[@reefermon7048]

Agreed it’s fucking relaxing tho

[@alimehrozi2828]

Locker room talk***

[@sunscream8502]

😂😂😂😂 cant agree more 😂😂

[@blokeVB]

Grab her on the pussy

[@Jak-tm4xz]

"Stephen Hawking Went to Strip Clubs?".... For scientific purposes, of course.

[@chris_p_nuts262]

: Jak : how long it would take for aids to kill him lol idk

[@goner5994]

Nobody allowed to like this comment anymore. Keep it at 420

[@k_tess]

For. Academic. Purposes

[@miguelarias5000]

@@goner5994 oof.

[@dreadpiraterobertsii4420]

“Black holes are good Pink holes are better” -Stephen Hawkins-

[@Calilou52]

Imagine him just sitting there getting a private dance "Shake. It. For. Me. Baby.y.y." "Make. It. Clap." "Oh. Yea.a.a.a.a.a.h."

[@Sexbott]

I hope you meant for each isolated letter to be pronounced the long way (how you say them in the alphabet/how Siri would), because I LOL’d, so thank you sir. “Oh. Yea.AY.AY.AY.AY.AY.H” 😂😂😂

[@marcusbelanger3489]

That’s like a futurama skit

[@headphoneman10]

I got it to 699

[@tarynmosakowski3512]

Okay already, it's overdone at this point. Not funny anymore after the first three times. *Grimacing from cringe overload*

[@AerYdmyg]

We’re going to hell for laughing at this XD XD

[@frigidlava617]

who's here after he was on the list??

[@rowanmorris7561]

Haha exactly

[@tragedy-and-comedy]

Me 😂

[@champagneveli552]

“Can. You. Sit. On. My. Face Face Face” lmao

[@ghettouptown6619]

"I just want to fuck"

[@FRMOutsideSpace]

Spit. On. My. Face.

[@ARES1413]

champagne veli yo spooky shit I read this exactly as he said it lmfao thank you the universe times it perfectly !🙏🏽🔥

[@seandafny]

Lol she sat on it

[@elchonpirasjowi3010]

Tremendous hahahah

[@pwnnown]

Joe "well apparently he can still get it up" Rogan

[@BitcoinOnlyCentral]

S G lmfao

[@user-kj5qy8ip5v]

Joe”this bitch wont wash my balls”rogan

[@kbreen1127]

Oh brother

[@spooky0.068]

That should definitely be used in an mma edit

[@467076]

How did these jokes start?

Yo you guys are going to hell for this one for real. I laughed so hard I cried.

[@ricey23]

Joseph W. You laughed. I laughed. We're going as well.

[@DirtyMikeHoncho]

"I just want to fuck"

[@kojimapromeatspin]

Stephen prob would have laughed too

[@sumuqh]

Stephen “I know she gon fuck I ain't asking” Hawking

[@kanyetwitty6158]

His machine imitation is spot on. I died. 🤣

[@gregorclegane7563]

These impressions are freakin golden. 😂

[@maceomillions2192]

Lmaooo

[@chuckplainview4085]

Santino just dominating at the impressions 😂

[@SenseiRio]

Lmao the impersonations have me dead

[@almonzerfayyadh1620]

Sensei Rio ight ryota

[@Vojife]

They're so bad, but I love it :D

[@Itbebobby]

I’m Going straight to hell😭😂

[@keganlb]

Sensei Rio can someone fuck Fuck fuck

[@willkirkoff1333]

I'm your 1000th like, you're welcome 😊

[@Collateral0]

Steven hawking when he was disabled left his wife and found someone else let that sink in.

[@bio-plasmictoad5311]

@john kennedy Not when you are that disabled, he could not even move for God sake, haha

[@stillmatic03]

Bio-plasmic Toad he was not some guy working retail in suburbia.. he was the smartest dude on the planet.. apples and oranges

[@stillmatic03]

mak1239 you missed the point.. I’m saying he’s not an average joe so it isn’t surprising that he was confident to leave his ex regardless of what women found appealing in him... and you’re still wrong because a lot of women like nerdy types

[@marksman9208]

Smartest dude on the planet? Lol

[@Merthalophor]

@mak1239 what makes you think he wasnt super smooth otherwise as well?

[@Southy88]

Wait a minute, Stephen Hawking went to Strip Clubs and cheated on his wife. wtf lol

[@MaliKali-po9su]

Nala a degenerate with a degenerative disease.

[@InfidelProductionz]

@@just-nala Most people aren't multimillionaires

[@Dk-ie4te]

@@just-nala 95% probably.

[@commanderwaddles3483]

Not everyone considers going to strip clubs to be cheating, friend.

[@melkor991]

Fucking Savage

[@gflinski]

It's actually hilarious how good the guest is at mimicking "computer software speech". Triples the last word in a sentence...got me laughing hard.

[@ishikawa1338]

That cosmology cash. Lmao

[@wallacejerome6767]

😂😂

[@darius8717]

😂

[@eirik3938]

Read that right when he said it

[@thesunflowchannel1995]

Steven was always an expert on all kinds of holes.

[@krislo4788]

😂😂

[@2ebarman]

@@krislo4788 He did have something to do with proving that black holes cant be hairy, or sth along these lines. Can't remember very well ...

[@krislo4788]

@@2ebarman 😂

[@chronic_johnson_a.r.a.b]

Uh oh.

[@thesunflowchannel1995]

@@chronic_johnson_a.r.a.b Oof, well this comment got dark after the Epstein files released

[@ryanjones7681]

Stephen Hawkings last book. " A brief history of Strip Clubs"

[@worldisfilledb]

- Why does Stephen Hawking only tell knock knock jokes? - He can’t do stand up.

[@KH-yq7eh]

Delete that

[@ScottyByrd]

😂

[@ABCDEFGHI827]

😂

[@jonnywoche609]

HA

[@worldisfilledb]

@@KH-yq7eh go be a pussy somewhere else

[@darthstarkiller6605]

I like Stephen Hawkings 10000000000x more now

[@Charmer4856]

Hawkie G HAHAHAHA

[@Arigator2]

You need to listen to some MC Hawking. kzbin.info/www/bejne/p6eydnmoZZiYl5o

[@dimepia123]

he's dead smh

[@darthstarkiller6605]

kitty no shit but that doesn’t mean you can’t respect a dead person

[@dimepia123]

Darth Star Killer Lmaoo aight boss

[@buymore6288]

Hawkings on expedition to Uranus

[@brettrobinson2901]

I know, it HAD to be said.😝

[@JoelHernandez-yl6yw]

Yes!

[@EatGymSleep]

😂

[@BRENENHARRIS]

wife: *he’s probably out cheating and being a piece of sh••* me out with the boys:

[@tendolk18]

Sie w

[@tendolk18]

Dux t tczc forget f

[@tendolk18]

Du u geh. G

[@tendolk18]

Tut hi Duft if🦏🦏🦬🦙

[@tendolk18]

RIch yyou rry fr

[@MarijuanaMotivatedTV]

1:54 - legit sounded like Stephen Hawking lmao

[@aubreydean2246]

Im crying literally rn

[@ChrispyTron]

His robot talking is spot on 👌😂 has me laughing every time

[@michaeldouglas3557]

Had me fkn crying too

[@HAA-wasteAcc]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Valconize]

No from 2:43 🤣🤣

[@bigbassjonz]

I lost it at "sit on my face face face"

[@moonaj89]

Hahaha same

[@mindriot91_96]

LMAO!

[@laloblast88]

"More white substance thru nostrils please"- Hawks

[@beastmaster415]

I hella read that in his voice....😂😂😂

[@Zeppelin616]

Lol, so if Hawkings did coke would someone have to rub their finger in it and stick it up his nose or could he physically breathe on his own?

[@garywilliams9479]

@@Zeppelin616 are you serious lmao he didnt have a breathing machine did he?

[@Zeppelin616]

Gary Williams I guess not now that I think about it. It's weird how his lungs worked fine and yet he could only move his pinky. I guess I don't know shit about his disease.

[@opium42069]

Pleass please please

[@knowscope]

this aged nicely

[@NoorVisvanathanSMMA]

Unlike the people Hawkings took advantage of

[@controllerbrain]

​@@NoorVisvanathanSMMA are you informed? do you read books? do you even know wtf is happening? let me know how you track.

[@frederickburke9944]

I was at a party with Hawking once back in '93 or '94. It had a dance floor and Hawking was out there spinning around in his wheelchair, with his nurse that he had just left his wife for. She would stand on the wheel chair leaning over him so they were "dancing" together. She seemed to be having fun.

[@boomwizardyt7228]

Hawking was getting it! even when he was disabled! maybe they like his money idk

[@willmora1335]

Moment #3214 of things that didn’t happen

[@ntl9974]

A legend

[@ntl9974]

@@boomwizardyt7228 they like that he was one of the smartest guys in the world Einstein used to slay as well

[@davidbrett1958]

That's funny af

[@fishman80]

This NEEDS to be a TOON

[@autumnjoy5941]

Jimmy Kimber fir sure

[@FLsurferHurricanePLZ]

I wonder if hawking talked dirty to them while hes hittin it..

[@fishman80]

would be funny as fuk

[@Gods-bad-boy]

Jimmy Kimber You are Brilliant sir

[@fishman80]

The Sober King i was watching this video picturing the toon the whole time. hhaha

[@agedefiant-heteromundane-s6943]

They were holding back the voice and then in just unloaded.

[@cakepie3558]

fran porter haja

[@JPRytmo]

I love it!!! LOL

[@jonathanj5728]

3:56 dont know why but his impersonation is just funny AF 😂😂😂

[@doorhinge2039]

KZbin is wild for recommending this right now

[@user-kj5qy8ip5v]

“Push me..and then just touch me...so i can get my...satisfaction “ -Stephen hawking.

[@benthicdaddyaskren9827]

PUSH ME TOUCH ME

[@M0Sesdef]

“I’ll never forget you Phillip J Fry, Memory Deleted.”

[@anthraxinyourmailbox9550]

Haha

[@anthraxinyourmailbox9550]

Haha

[@motoworks7115]

immediately after that scene a severed Lucy Liu head that can still talk hooks up with a drunken robot that smokes cigars.

[@MauricioBarragan]

Sad ass scene

[@jordandabbs9805]

Imagine Stephan hawking rolling into the club with a speaker hooked up to his chair with "get low" playing 😂😂😂

[@aaronshute5291]

I actually went to a strip club with someone in a wheelchair once. One stripper was giving him an extra show, climbing from the stage onto his chair, the problem is that we forgot the brakes. The chair went flying backward and she took a naked nosedive offstage. Pretty hilarious actually.

[@theexplorer7139]

Oh, I can believe that. Lots of crazy things happen at strip clubs.

[@Tommyboy6426]

Reminds me of that scene from Naked Gun 2 1/2 where Leslie Nielsen fell into some guys wheelchair and it went out of control then went flying out the window! 😂😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWend3ueZ72rgs0

[@codebasic32]

@@Tommyboy6426 This one was actually hilarious, thanks for the link ; )

[@Tommyboy6426]

@@codebasic32 you’re welcome

[@andrel5234]

This is so offensive, Stephen Hawkings would be rolling in his grave LRMAO

[@phenomenologicalparadox5216]

Rolling laughing, I hope.

[@hognuts1469]

No he wouldn't he was a G . Loved the puss and dark matter .

[@gianniiannantuono3146]

Andre Lake how

[@Kafkaesque3]

Hahahah

[@andrel5234]

@@hognuts1469 Dark Puss Matter (s)

[@shdbvfjcjdbdvdh7329]

are black holes real or is it just a brown star.. 😂😂

[@kbreen1127]

This is where I lost my shit

[@communisttears3628]

He should have said brown dward LMFAO

[@daveb6904]

Joe "Spread your cheeks so I can see that dark matter" rogan

[@b.steady7584]

The best part about being stephen hawking is that he could never be accused of sexual assault

[@ev5837]

You mean rape? He's got a voice to sexually assault still lmao

[@ghardy2922]

@@ev5837 how tf can you sexually assault someone with just a voice? Is it still considered an "assault"?

[@ev5837]

@@ghardy2922 shoulda said harass. my b you right

[@Freshman14]

this aged badly

[@brandonblair6868]

This is the best conversation I have heard in a minute.

[@meyakabrown795]

A hot minute son. 🤣

[@Gonzo4Ever]

That computer voice killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👏

[@robertoflores5200]

They was wilding in this episode lmaooo

[@moosdad863]

I like stephen hawking even more now 😂

[@carlosperdomo9466]

Joe just ruined his presidential run lol

[@trapchurches555]

Carlos Perdomo how lok

[@cooliipie]

Because he's honest?

[@Tendomcgoobin]

Donald J. Trump would like a word with you.

[@edris4846]

Didnt trump say grab em by the pussy lmao.

[@TheDragonboy2001]

Ed A and every other highschool football player as well 😂

[@heroichitsuji]

2:49 That was genius and no one appreciated that enough

[@musaninety6ix836]

"He had that cosmology cash." 😂😂

[@MFgreatness]

🤣🤣🤣

[@odinsmeadhorn196]

The physical limitations of this mans life were extraordinary. It makes me happy to know that he found ways to carve out some pleasure.

[@moshpitsonly2778]

“He identified as a dead guy now” haha dude what a knee slapper

[@shapupapi4507]

RSVP.Oscar yes.

[@spicydragon9151]

The smile on his face every time he visits a strip club is absolutely priceless hahaha

[@PolarNoodle]

Turns out he went to some other stuff too

[@copyrightcharacter1166]

well, lets just hope it was nude midgets not held against their will

[@bwemmie007]

Joe 'sober October makes my head shine' Rogan

[@FLsurferHurricanePLZ]

I spent a hundred thou then i freaked, i freaked it, i bought a shiny head for the weekend the weekend im retarded 🤔🔫

[@boudreaux99buddy65]

It is Lit-Tober!

[@gizmocrue73dw]

It's Stoner October where I live..

[@user-iw4gz7vh4w]

Hey Vern!

[@kbreen1127]

Booooooo boo this man

[@sanamdeep1019]

Lol I remember seeing him at the stripclub in my backwater town in Canada, security and strippers all over'em 😂😂😂 this story is confirmed!

[@vladimirlazic7090]

Which town

[@darkplayz3734]

Of course 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[@kimjong6980]

Your definitely lying

[@patstaysuckafreeboss8006]

Kim Jong 69 Just because you lie about stories doesn’t mean everyone else does

[@zestyzinger2592]

He was at Roxanne in kitchener confirmed

[@MrDlt123]

Can we just appreciate the fact that a wheelchair-bound physicist who spoke with a computerized voice still had enough game to snag and bag a wife and a mistress?

[@ThatGuyFromCali21]

“A red head, and a skin head” had me dying I fucking love this podcast

[@maxand.1462]

Sami Zayn on the Joe Rogan Experience

[@j.l.3685]

Fuckin nerd lol

[@maxand.1462]

WWE wrestler

[@scoobyclues6314]

Justin Lee coming from the guy with another guy with his shirt off as his picture? rather be watching entertainment then going through guys with their shirts off on Google images scrolling for me a profile pic lmao

[@bearman631]

Why does the pic look like he is eating poop?

[@Kostadin_Arolski]

I dont know about poop, but he definetly ate ass

[@eriklarson4082]

From those strippers sitting on his face while on their period. It's a fetish of his.

[@cooliipie]

@@Kostadin_Arolski That's the difference?

[@Saskaruto16]

@Human Resources His name is K? What is wrong with you?

[@soloudal3106]

I’m dead rn y’all this is halarious

[@Whynotmini]

The guest has the most underrated voice

[@Noface678]

I was skeptical at first but now believe he was definitely doing nasty stuff on that island.

[@thesunflowchannel1995]

As sure as God made black and white, what’s down in the dark will be brought to the light

[@JonathanDeCollibus]

Jamie "I actually googled Stephen Hawking Sex" Vernon

[@kbreen1127]

Boooooooooooo

[@Paskyboo]

Unreal thumbnail pic

[@kledus420smith8]

Hehehe he still has food on his mouth

[@seandafny]

That alone gets this 1 mill views

[@plus7059]

His last words were "I am the blackhole"

[@pricedrops9472]

melanin

[@westaylor6360]

Joe 'my Siri is an Australian lady' Rogan

[@Turk_2023]

"2 in the pink , 1 in the stink: A history of black holes" is my favorite Hawking book

[@chulocree15]

Rogannnnnnnnnnnnn ur podcasts motivate my everyday thinking/ bring life to me. I love u brother

[@lamarmiddelton600]

@@MrADiaz155 and swallow too lol

[@CrackinJacks138]

You gay

[@macadoodle1237]

This video now is relevant

[@gblikestosew]

If Stephen Hawking rolled up to my club I'd have a heart attack and die of happiness on the spot

[@adamzoubi96]

The redhead has way better impressions than joe !!

[@MajesticDemonLord]

7:12 "FAR RIGHT FAR RIGHT!" I'm waiting for someone to take that out of context...

[@laughwhilstraping]

1:53 had me laughing for real

[@freakshow2603]

He did more than that Joe, he did more than that. The Island……

[@MilkywaysMostWanted]

Dont tell me Hawkings died of aids. 🤣🤣🤣

[@livinghaiti1098]

Lol

[@chrisw5953]

No but Patrick Swayze did. Caught that shit from Whoopie Goldberg.

[@RobLordJohnny]

is it me or when jamie start to talk he sound like the robot voice of stephen hawkings ? hahah

[@demonx3432]

It's 2024 and it's all starting to add up...

[@humanplace1962]

I don't thnik he did that..

[@controllerbrain]

We always knew Stephen liked girls who were more on the younger side.

[@erikaarnold4780]

“On the STINK TIP”!!??’😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@jordan2464]

So happy i smoked a joint before watching this.... the first 4 mins had me dying lol

[@Liam-iv7wk]

Best comment award of the day!

[@QuickMadeUpName]

@@Liam-iv7wk why

[@goldehh1069]

Jordan same lmao

[@MrKhho100]

"He identifies as a dead guy now." Lmao

[@rynoX88]

I love Stephen Hawking but making fun if him was funny asf. The man's a damn genius and a legend, pretty sure making fun of him for laughs isn't that bad. Bc we all respect the shit out of this man.

[@professionalmemeenthusiast2117]

He would have loved those jokes, he had a great sense of humour

[@albertross2456]

I dont have a ton of respect i.must admit. Jokes are still hilarious

[@JCruzLens]

"is this where you wanna.... ok we gotta go" lmaoooo

[@Deuronius]

Headline "Hawking probes into Uranus"

[@ghostdtx]

Joe "Dark Matter I could see her with a big ol fur coat" Rogan

[@destinycarney4960]

He didn’t wanna change the voice cause it was the voice of his friend who helped him create it who had passed away, so he never changed it even tho he joked he wished it had a British accent

[@mike04574]

Name of friend?

[@destinycarney4960]

@@mike04574 Dennis Klatt if I remember correctly, I could be mistaken tho 😬😅

[@kbreen1127]

This is one of the funniest exchanges I’ve heard in a LONG time

[@bonniesbv7500]

"Whatsup with this Dark Matter" lmfao

[@ALLINCLUSIVE2k]

sometimes i forgot that joe is a comedian and catch me laughing for 2min straight

[@justinrussell3166]

Yooooooo those impressions killed me lolololololol

[@sumeahsking8019]

Yoooooooo ok

[@artimus7525]

Well he apparently went to “The Island” too.

[@ghostdtx]

Stephen "Are black holes real? Or is it just a brown star?" Hawking

[@chrisc.27]

Dude this is hands down the best clip between these two

[@MrAndysalgado]

That cosmology cash 🤣🤣🤣 I’m fucking dead

[@AtaTheKin]

well it seems he liked them young too

[@danielblazin7815]

Those stephen hawking jokes are killing it

[@pookiebeatthata1790]

5:19 he roasted me thats all I drink 😂😂

[@kieranwatts4975]

When Joe Rohan said “hey Siri” the Siri on my phone opened up😂

[@jonate79]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I know I'm not suppose to be laughing but God Dam I'm dying over here!!!

[@soulife8383]

Jamie: searches for Black matter strip club. Finds BLM strippers. 😬 "No search results Joe"

[@rashedalblewy3847]

My Siri answered when Joe called it. Thanks for that. 😏🤣

[@JsBluRays]

Was anyone else watching this on their iPhone and when Joe Rogan was like, “Hey Siri”, your Siri opened up?

[@trippingtonproductionsco.7641]

Does dark matter matter?

[@thoyo]

yes, but not nearly as much as all lives

[@Prodriver33]

Not allowed in nebulas and has to sit at the back of the galaxy....

[@josuedelatorre35]

All matter matters

[@WarlordMoA]

of course she does, she has a soul.

[@robfaget3187]

Not as much as white matter