Joe Rogan | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Joe Rogan hosts Theo at his studio in Austin for a very special episode of This Past Weekend. They talk about their plans for the apocalypse, a genderless future, exploding bees, and Gary Busey. It’s a vape fueled conversation. It’s Joe Rogan.
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[@TheoVon]

Special thanks to Jimmy Rector, Brian Calyore and Brian Stefanik for their work creating our new show intro and artwork! Gang gang. instagram.com/comedyphotoshop/ instagram.com/jimmyrector/ instagram.com/bcoolyay/

[@DeepakYNC]

Gang Gang 🤘

[@J2MEntertainment]

hey Theo I would love to make a track for you to use for whatever you want don't matter to me. Let me know what you think brother. best wishes

[@fishlips8336]

Gang baby

[@nickmason2345]

Gang Gang!

[@terpsclusive8612]

Love the energy you're putting out recently Theo. Gang gang brother🤘

[@KidBaklava504]

Theo’s greatest talent is his ability to clearly convey a message while using the wrong words for that message.

[@baileylutz6290]

I love this comment 😂

[@DrewJordan.]

This is my favorite about him. The lingual gymnastics is poetic

[@MrCarnutbill67]

Perfect explanation.

[@nickmcdaniel2087]

@@DrewJordan. lingual gymnastics is PRECISELY the words Theo would use to describe it too😭😭😭

[@michaelsillars8146]

Perfectly explained brother

[@sourdonkeyjuice]

Danggg Theo is a saint for giving these small comedians some limelight.

[@jwill294]

He seems cool. Maybe he could start a podcast and have Theo on sometime.

[@Kinglex-gg6vb]

Lol. That's too funny.

[@Toxic-Masculinity]

@@jwill294 he seems kinda' buff too maybe he should take up combat sports.

[@GeraldGruenigMedia1]

Theo always lets the short comedians on the show

[@EclecticWizard6]

Old joke. Who are you Mencia?

[@ReadyPlayerDog]

I love listening to Theo read his advertisements. It's like someone off camera is pointing a gun at him 😂😂

[@arieldelong6062]

no, literally LOL

[@QuintessentiallyEssential]

Haha thats what I was thinking. Reminds of Jake being held hostage by Hoitzman in Brooklyn 99

[@reneecaballero9624]

That better help ad got a little spicy at the end.. " I was driving, pulled over and got to better helping myself right in my car while talking to a therapist!" 😂😂❤

[@ReadyPlayerDog]

@@reneecaballero9624 I think the therapist would call it "Learning to love yourself" 🤣

[@aryanprivilege9651]

Pretend Rogan isn’t a fraud of IIA OP. Theo’s so honest, yeah, fake & ghey news. Scum traitor.

[@mattcullen2180]

This is the only podcast I’ve tuned into and couldn’t shut off, 45 minutes in traffic and I just pulled into my driveway, truck still running and laughing sitting here lol. This duo is iconic

[@lastfirst3512]

Im poopin

[@user-vv6up8uo9f]

Awesome but turn off your engine eh. Much love

[@jonzkha]

Thank u for actually having a job, unlike most people here

[@lastfirst3512]

@@jonzkha where did he mention having a job ?

[@cMind607]

@@lastfirst3512always some Ove, a bitter person in the comments trying to say sum to stir shi or bring someone down.. u never kno what someone’s going through it truly cost nothing to be kind, also cost nothing to not leave ur shitty comment hate emotionally unstable ppl that u get off on others bein miserable with them

[@cncclub4613]

Theo is probably the most naturally funny person I've ever listened to.

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

Gang gang daddy

[@mugshotmarley]

The crazy thing is that I don't think his stand up is nearly as funny as him talking naturally on a podcast.

[@SrMad]

TIP TOP MAGOO FUCKO!!

[@brownjatt21]

@@mugshotmarley true, I'm a big fan but damn that last special was hard to watch. Even Theo looked lost and nervous himself.

[@thomasobscure4978]

Norm and Theo would have been wonderful to watch together

[@cristianroy21]

Theo is the only guy that can host Joe in his own studio 😎

[@Atom-cl6bi]

Right... So Joe..what's it like to be Joe Rogan

[@James_Duncan]

So true 😂😂😂

[@luxelicensinginternshipcha3156]

More like Joe's time is so valuable, he rarely jets to anyone else's podcast. Tim Dillion and others have had Joe as a guest in his own studio. It's a weird vibe having anyone in the Rogan guest chair acting as a host.

[@James_Duncan]

Seeing Joe outside of the JRE studio is like bumping into a teacher at the grocery store

[@afromanftw]

nah pretty sure tim dillon did it first....

[@AdyDelaney2222]

"it's ok man, i'm nervous too" What a nice human for saying that. I do things like that, to make people feel more comfortable. We need more Theo's in this world.

[@Roman_LaFleur]

ii do the same - we all human man

[@johntonssen7231]

Do you have the tism? Can you not read social cues? He’s not serious. It’s blatant sarcasm. He was actually making fun of him, Delaney is an Irish name but I’ve never met an Irish person who isn’t an expert in wit charm and sarcasm. So you must be murican or possibly Canadian.

[@AdyDelaney2222]

@@johntonssen7231 probably yeah dude. My bad 😔

[@AdyDelaney2222]

@@johntonssen7231 don't think you are correct though. Think you just love being mean. I wrote what I saw personally. If you read it different, well done. Give yourself a pat on the back

[@Basuko_Smoker]

​@@johntonssen7231english people sticking to the stereotype

[@gspro205]

I love how JR gets tickled at Theo. That laugh is so wholesome.

[@OBrienDesigns]

Theo should feel proud of how much he can make other comedians laugh uncontrollably

[@Zeek_Ay]

He really hits Rogan with that sneaky whistle laugh

[@queenieqt2033]

@@Zeek_Ay that fuckin hard hitter laugh man, ya know? They had this one guy who had laughed so hard he sounded like a train man, that fuckin aztac whistle, some of that fuckin throat fluid up on they lungs ya know

[@blahblahblah9880]

I’m sure he loves that shit lol

[@beebz8922]

Yessss!!! He makes more comedians laugh than most comedians I watch. I love it

[@shandoolie]

ok

[@morsebaittackleco.5250]

Theo always takes the scenic route through a conversation

[@laurenbigmamadoughty8652]

♥️✨💚

[@niallkcummins1006]

You take the unoriginal route through a comment

[@phuckdat1]

Best way I’ve heard theo being summed up😂

[@InspectorButters4]

When it comes to Theo Im always down to take the long way around lol, when he's just going on he says some of the most hilarious stuff ever! Also he's s the only person I can think of who makes Joe laugh that hard and that often

[@DrMantisToboggan2005]

This is poetic and highly accurate.

[@mary1412]

Theo said “was the dog trying to tell him something?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just saw him live a week ago and I’m not kidding, I had to take Tylenol and aleve bc my cheeks hurt THAT bad from laughing so hard😂

[@coryshepherd3525]

I literally thought the same thing when I just watched this lol

[@jujumama]

I don't think you should mix those

[@mary1412]

@@jujumama you can’t mix aleve and Advil bc they’re both NSAIDs but aleve and Tylenol is fine. 😂

[@Sean-e-b-cradlerock]

All 3 are nsaids, but as long as you are not taking a crazy amount every day then you are fine,

[@mary1412]

@@Sean-e-b-cradlerock Tylenol is not an nsaid

[@savannah5835]

I love the way Theo asks Joe questions and honestly wants his opinion on a topic. Joe laughs so hard when he's with Theo. I love Theo on any podcasts yet him and Joe should do a monthly special. Together they are a force.

[@jamievackicev4905]

Very special

[@pinkyhotmessx69]

Theo brings that out of even the most serious people. What a gift he has huh?

[@cMind607]

@@pinkyhotmessx69always makes me laugh when im sad and all else fails, theo hits a home run everytime

[@jimmyjunk8498]

You rarely hear Jamie laugh but when Theo is around, it's so funny to hear him laugh so many times in the background hahaha

[@_jeff1990]

Everything he says is beyond hilarious

[@robertedwards9861]

yup

[@Turbotony773]

I listened to theos podcast of this at work and I kept hearing Jamie laughing

[@ulvmaerke]

Bro this is so right lmao

[@cloudbloom]

You can tell that he's always excited when Theo is gonna be on

[@kj_ny_]

We have to appreciate that Joe didn’t only lend Theo his studio for this podcast, but he also lent him young Jamie.

[@rangleski3695]

You know He doesnt OWN Jamie, right?

[@greatbingus]

@@rangleski3695 Jamie is a eunuch slave stop lying

[@spylingual8573]

@@rangleski3695 u sure?

[@pauliewalnuts8141]

@@rangleski3695 of course he doesn't. But in the podcast world Young Jamie is the equivalent of the first atomic bomb. A game changer 🙌

[@jeremysantos9766]

I want to get on the podcast just to ask Jaime to pull that up lol

[@Whattastoryeh]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="330">5:30</a> "Did the horse run out to tell him somthin?""Yeah....no" 😂

[@naudiatf2791]

the purpose of the hairs coming out of bees eyes is literally just to detect wind conditions to help them navigate against harsh conditions. They can fly which is absolutely amazing.

[@user-wr9vy6ko2c]

Theo is probably the most naturally funny person I've ever listened to.. Absolutely love these 2 together. Pure comedy..

[@abbyarnit3818]

Totally agree

[@thebucketlist5061]

​@blaketheshepherd exactly I was about to say the same thing haha. Him and Shane together is amazing haha they roll off each other so well. They both turn into giggly children talking to each other X)

[@cheerscheers9819]

💯% plus Tim Dillon…

[@mediastudiesnetwork]

Yes

[@foodforthought2180]

52:00 Theo: I'm drive her to school, schools closed. I'm going to drive by and check. 🤣🤣🤦

[@DjR6307]

The fact that Theo apologizes for asking Young Jamie to look something up proves how much of a class act he is. We need to protect him at all costs.

[@joshgehman232]

He's not coming to North Carolina on his tour. I'm gonna go build a treehouse and tear up in it.

[@GLOQ27]

Is he in danger?

[@DjR6307]

@@GLOQ27 Seeing how every comedian is getting cancelled and/or physically attacked I would say possibly

[@DjR6307]

@@joshgehman232 He's gonna be in my state (TX). I wish I could go. He's only getting better and better!!!

[@petrumyndresku9890]

It’s bc he’s dumb and feels inferior despite his status

[@GWade1217]

There’s not too many things more funny than Theo and Joe talking long enough to hit a lot of different topics cause Theos mind goes where NO ONE goes and the dudes so funny and genuine it’s just addictive. Theo is just honest, humble and just a very interesting person. I love watching interesting people that are genuine and honest, and Theo reminds you that its ok to be who you are and owning things you’ve done is ok when your trying to just b a better person, and Joe is so accepting to that with the addition of giving you sound advice and honest explanations and good opinions that everyone comes out ahead, and better for it.

[@malonielangthorne2848]

Theo Von is the kid in the special class that didn’t need to be in the special Class but figured out that people would expect less from him and now won life 👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@angel2jsr]

Lmao Theo, <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2517">41:57</a> “Bring it up, Jaime.” The face of a man who just realized he’s got the power of information on his side! 😂😂

[@colek9574]

Was waiting for this lmaooo

[@Jonathon10]

When I first saw Theo, I really thought he was slow. He is a genius

[@launabanauna8958]

You might suspect that Theo is slow when you first see him visually because of the haircuts he sports…lol

[@stacyfayeblum7907]

Me too. Agree with you 💯%

[@kmnremtp]

I think he’s both slow and fast….. hell he’s flow.

[@WavesofJava]

dumb as a fox

[@leithsapitan1428]

I love him, so evil genius.

[@Chickentenddies]

“Pull up some help Jamie” 😂

[@user-tt5tz8hz7g]

Absolutely love these 2 together. Pure comedy.. Theo is probably the most naturally funny person I've ever listened to..

[@CezaMVO]

Theo has been killing it lately. And more importantly he's said that he's been feeling better, which is what matters most. The rat king's health comes first!

[@k9is2sick]

Gang

[@rezur3kt698]

Word

[@jrborgify]

Hope he divorces kats and branden soon

[@jonathansoko1085]

Theo has been killing it *always*.

[@spencerwright600]

Ayahuasca will clear your mind and do that to you

[@dasbrilliant]

I love seeing how much Joe appreciates Theos childlike wonderment of everything its such a family vibe

[@jshaw4757]

Never loose the child like wonder people who don't have that about them fell for the trick too conform into an 'Adult'..

[@rhoeffs]

@@jshaw4757 the little prince 🤴🏼❤️

[@SippyKupp]

That's mildly disrespectful

[@CrossKarma2]

@@SippyKupp nah me n my brother the same way so I get what he sayin

[@paulcollard6634]

@@jshaw4757 Your comment is key.

[@JosephTongret]

Theo has to be one of the most likeable people! He's absolutely hilarious in any setting, and he's always so genuinely interested in everybody he sits down with. He just seems so genuine.

[@meredithgrubb4497]

He really is. I really love how he really does love people in general and being around others. He's such a wholesome guy.

[@lumelancia493]

Theo is a real life south park character

[@alejandraherrera7283]

100%

[@booziwoozums]

I cannot get over how theo introduced joe, "his most recent special...is the best comedy.....i've seen him do" 😂😂😂

[@ahmdf]

Lol, exactly! It's almost an insult!

[@floatinggoose9197]

Also, I missed this part the first time : "He was grateful enough" And "he's a Ledge pin" Dude knows WTF he is doing

[@floatinggoose9197]

​@@ahmdfWell, if you know Rogans comedy and the trajectory it's on, it's definitely an insult

[@rbr1170]

probably the best compliment for a humble guy. If Joe is as humble he projects himself to be, that is peak. Theo just told him even if he has been doing comedy for a long time now, he is still getting better. Compare yourself only to different versions of yourself, And yeah, Theo has always been a humble and kind guy. It was also a way to praise someone without putting others comic down. I have yet to see a video of him putting down other comics just because.

[@classydarktoys5731]

I literally just went back to watch the beginning to see this because I missed it the first time. I’m dying. 😂

[@manuelkumli5393]

Rogan is a legend for letting theo do a podcast in his own studio.

[@Rowsy91]

its so he doesnt have to travel with theo back to nashville to do his pod lol Tim dillon did the same thing, shot the JRE one day then the nxt day the did the Tim dillon Show in the same studio. Joes flies ppl in for the show i doubt he also wants to fly out all the time to reciprocate going on the show of his closer friends so this def makes the most sense But as you said, legend

[@mathias2277]

@@Rowsy91 it would be much cooler if he had made some time and flown out to Theo's place, like a true friend but then he wouldn't be the alpha in the dynamic right?

[@i-_-am-_-g1467]

@@mathias2277 ...replied the beta

[@anthonytaylor6086]

@@mathias2277 that was some of the weakest stupidest shit ive ever read 🤦

[@TheseusDaKing]

@@mathias2277 joes rakes in way more money than theo, his time is worth more. you can turn what you said around and say that theo is a good friend for having respect for joes time.

[@HoneyBubbleGunn]

Love this episode so much, the bee conversations- I Stan 😅🐝🐝🐝

[@crazycoasters4514]

Theo and Joe should’ve traded seats lol. It was so funny seeing “The Joe Rogan Experience” in half the shots

[@StayPrimal]

I like when Theo is nervous at the beginning of a podcast. You can tell he takes his work seriously

[@mattsunday3948]

Well Alex Jones texts were turned over to the Jan 6 committee, those include messages with Joe Rogan. Did Joe help conspire to overthrow the United States Government and use his podcast to help spread misinformation?

[@TerminatorT-gb1yr]

Theo w that midnight hitter. GANG GANG

[@staylifted2326]

3am hitter for me, the devils playtime, gang gang

[@FanYarnla]

Praise god baby

[@Therealtopg_69]

@@staylifted2326 get in on some west coast shit

[@maxdoubled4800]

Gang gang

[@dustinbailey9644]

It’s 3am in the places that matter 😂

[@ErinJeanette]

I love how awkward they were at first when Joe is like yeah it's crazy... And just stared at Theo as they both started laughing lmaooo

[@jackominty3633]

His new hour of stand-up comedy is THE BEST comedy that I've seen ...... him do.🤣🤣🤣

[@TheWhiteoh6]

I would absolutely love to see these 2 running a podcast together full time.

[@StevenP727]

I would literally laugh for life 😂😂😂

[@unglemergy]

yes this

[@ILLUMINATED-1]

they talk about some deep topics and tbh, im not sure how good of friends they are now but, if i were either one of them i'd want the other as a friend. not from my perspective, because of course im their fan, but they do gel together nicely

[@Amstercam0130]

*Theo and anyone other than Schaub

[@joshuareuben7775]

I don't know. Rogan misses so much of Theo's "dumb jokes" and takes it too literally. Maybe if they did more he would understand the type of humour more. Either way they make great content.

[@MantissToboggan]

This is JRE but with Theo taking more control than usual, but also letting joe really open the podcast up with his conversation . This is fuckin hilarious

[@feYslYa]

nice harmony

[@jrocdub1953]

Scott is that you? Lmao

[@brophymusprime593]

Jamie, pull that up....

[@ProtectoroftheRealm]

Should interrogate him about the moon landings. Evolution… I remember when Rogan use to have scientist on and question all narratives but if it has anything to do with creationism.

[@ETAisNOW]

@@ProtectoroftheRealm k

[@Jakes_Sports]

Joe and Theo are two of my favorite people in the entire world. I just relate to these guys so much and so many ways. And I appreciate them being open and honest.

[@tommoroz7071]

Joe's Stand up Sucks

[@Jakes_Sports]

@@tommoroz7071 you are a virgin

[@DestoRest]

The last 5 minutes of this podcast are truly inspirational. Thanks, Joe. 👍

[@ashishmie]

This is a definition of a chill podcast... Theo and Joe an effortless conversation ... Same thing happened in JRE spotify... love them both

[@kittervision]

I didn't think this would hold my attention as much as it did, both have this talent for relating to people and seeming so authentically themselves in the process it's like listening to an old friend chat. And for being lighthearted and playful with everything they talk about.

[@mobara236]

The way Theo puts random things together deserves an award

[@katleeBalboaStJulian]

For real

[@JohnDoe-wd8rs]

I mean he does have a podcast and gets paid well to be a stand up comedian🥴

[@bradrush7514]

Some people panic some step up

[@honestauto3490]

Theo always turns it into his podcast. He's an amazing guy so is Joe

[@alphazap3951]

Joe and Theo just have the most insane conversations this shits great.

[@flyingchimp12]

I like how Theo was treating Jamie as if he worked for him since this was his podcast lol

[@fizzle7421]

I noticed Joe look over there when they were talking about the horse killing that guy. Idk. It gave me a vibe like he was thinking "why doesn't Jamie already have this pulled up" lol

[@ne4388]

@@fizzle7421 😂😂

[@CKing0429]

I believe Theo is a true admirer of Joe and holds him in such a high regard as he stated at the end…he’s like the dry cleaner’s information cycles around and comes back neatly wrapped in a nice package. He respects Joe almost as a younger child looks up to his BIG brother…ya’know? I just watched Theo pour his heart out about him being raised as a child - his dad being elderly and his mom not caring/showing him love - I was getting geared up watching him wipe away tears. He is really learning about himself that he is good enough and that it’s ok to fail and then learn like Joe said. Bravo Mr Von and hats off to both of you. Two of thee best casts I’ve ever watched. Hit me with that heart ❤️ son! #GangGang

[@jeremysantos9766]

Jaime pull up some help lol

[@KAMIIKAZEExx]

“Jamie would you mind pulling that up for a sec” “Bring it up Jamie” Theo really got into it. I love it. 😂

[@Britishcommonsense]

"Jamie can you pull up some help?"😂

[@ieradossantos]

@@Britishcommonsense Where did he say that, timestamp bro 😂

[@Britishcommonsense]

@@ieradossantos 1:26:28 is the start of his rambling, he tries to get Jamie's help about 20seconds later😂

[@ieradossantos]

@@Britishcommonsense Thank you

[@Tony_Duhh_Tiger]

@@Britishcommonsense bro if they made a shirt with that quote I'd buy lol

[@dougholmes8468]

We always dropped balls at college parties! Called it “hangin brain” 😂

[@michaelfowler3540]

Theo “bring it up Jamie” 😂😂

[@Sizz98]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1685">28:05</a> the subtle “my mom works for him” probably meaning his mom works for Amazon had me laughing man😂😂 it’s the small things like that that add to the greatness of Theo

[@Sizz98]

@@darnelldinkins77 by no means a fan girl lol, just appreciate his comedy and how he’s built his craft that makes him unique

[@marcusash7]

@@darnelldinkins77 you’re an absolute knobhead lmao. It’s very clear there’s something to be said about how he uses uncommon ways to say things. “My mom works for him” isn’t a funny statement on its own, but paired with Theo’s almost innocence, his cadence, and he overall has that “thing” that makes you like someone as soon as you meet them.

[@marcusash7]

@@darnelldinkins77 i don’t even think that is something he does on purpose, it’s just how he communicates most likely. Obviously has more of an incentive to be goofier bc cameras on but yeah bro.

[@customerguy8581]

@@darnelldinkins77 dolt

[@tdem3232]

@@darnelldinkins77 Why you mad bro?

[@hunterjones6647]

The way Theo looks mildly disappointed, says “alright that’ll do” and takes a sip of his water is absolutely hilarious

[@michaelrogers7386]

The most genuine response

[@BillHicks420]

What time?

[@johnnybravo123ab]

@@BillHicks420 7:29

[@bygraviity9004]

True but to be fair i think it was because joe wasnt listening to what he just said and it was fucking hilarious im sure if he did joe woulda laughed and theo knew it

[@godkilla357]

@@bygraviity9004 no he said it because he couldnt find the video that joe wanted to show theo and had to settle for something else must be some video too

[@jkreviea]

I guarantee there are algorithms that listen for the correct trigger words to relay stuff back to CN.

[@renzojamil1842]

"See now you're thinking!" I kept my drink until that exact part. 😂🤣

[@Kpt.Krunch]

Joe talking to Theo is like a cool counselor talking to the kid in school that isn't 'diagnosed', but is just 'different'

[@ShinzoUchihaX]

You had an awesome counselor

[@ogenevieve]

Best comment ever

[@DLites151]

I said that in Theo's voice.

[@danielandree3947]

The whole “in a mall” “No, not a mall” First off was funny as hell, Theo gave a shocked side eye, and that interaction is this exact comment lol…. Joe didn’t go into why it’s a bad idea to be somewhere that has multiple entry ways that can’t be barricaded, he just said nah.

[@MoistSocks]

This is oddly specific. Lol

[@jamescurrie2246]

It's impossible to predict the next thing Theo will say and even harder to stop laughing in anticipation.

[@moon-knight2125]

Glazing

[@drugdiet]

crumpets and armpits@ash1mil

[@D.AGE.]

Seen this podcast about 100 times 😂 and it'll have me cracking up another thousand d times I'm sure hahahaha

[@soundscholar]

Theo casually saying "My mom works for him!" at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1686">28:06</a> had me almost shooting snot out of my nose! 🤣

[@peachyspalace]

The image of Theo yelling “Asians only” at a bunch of random people running a marathon had me rolling 😂😂

[@jcmoney11111]

Had me rolling hard too.

[@SkeletorsSon]

We had a footballer out on the drink yelling squid games at ppl 😆 Got into trouble for doing it to an asian though 😆

[@Feral_Waifu]

Killed me. I had to screen record it and send it to my Asian husband.

[@bensammarket]

While on mushrooms🤣

[@_Nosferatu_]

time stamp?

[@lens3973]

Theo is a great guy, he replicated Joe's set just to make him feel more comfortable.

[@sonnyboy1618]

This comment 🤣

[@greyt1972]

Joe's team called ahead and said it is a must.. Such a diva.. he doesn't do shows that show legs cause he's got that NY Jimmy leg

[@lancertreepuffer]

They are in Austin

[@dredayyyyyyyyyyy]

@@lancertreepuffer it’s sarcasm 🙂

[@ramseyjoker]

Bahahahhaha

[@plstrom]

the sails on bots conversation is just of the charts ! LOL

[@yuvrajpuriya3103]

You've gotta be Theo to spell SISTER backwards as RESIST and be so nonchalantly confident about it. 😂

[@alirezamahmoudi1740]

Theo saying the most outrageous thing and then immediately saying can you bring it up Jamie is my favourite part of the pod cast

[@flowersforthedead5182]

The time when he asked him " I need some help, Jamie can you bring up some help" the best part was my own name is Jamie.

[@shanekhalifa613]

@@flowersforthedead5182liar. Way to make up some bullcrap just for a comment.. jamie

[@caitlinfrench1117]

I just want to say that I watch A LOT of podcasts, and this is the first one I've ever seen a host do a recovery sponsor and I really appreciate that as a recovering addict myself. It's a huge problem in our country and its not talked about enough so thank you Theo Von

[@IronPsyde]

I completely agree. Never heard that before and was surprised. Much appreciated as a fellow addict in recovery

[@widespreadGoose]

yeah and theo tells people to go to AA meetings more than Joe List

[@alexb9597]

Me too guys appreciate it as a recovering addict

[@someonewhocomments6615]

Steve-o does

[@thomaswagner2243]

fentanyl is the number 1 killer of adults (I believe) 18-25 in the US

[@14glen88]

The fact that Theo knew that boats used sails and Joe was clueless is priceless 😅

[@chickletzaraki]

Ben simmons took a stray bullet 😂

[@zacadams8263]

Rat King, I never thought coming across you in 2016 would have such a profound impact on my life. I've experienced the lowest of lows, the highest of highs, the darkest of darks, and the brightest of brights - with you in my ears, throughout my journey. For a while, this world/society/life... has honestly been kicking my ass. Some days I don't even want to keep going anymore. But when I have those scary moments, randomly hearing you say "ONWARD" pops in my head. I then throw on one of your pods/episodes and just get lost in your realm of "weird genius, genuine empathy, and comedic escape". You've been like a friend, I'll never know, but that's always been there to keep me going - and not always through your humor, sometimes just "relatability" or "sincereness". I've also watched you go from relatively unknown to "a legit star" over the past 6 years - and unlike so many others - the fame and money hasn't changed you one bit. Same old Theo. Through laughs and through tears, my brother. Onward, we go...

[@jamiev4310]

🖤

[@jaime7203]

Damn.😭🙂

[@zacadams8263]

@@jaime7203 sorry didn't mean to get all depressing... life has just been a weird trip... GANG GANG, my friend 💯🖤

[@zacadams8263]

@@jamiev4310 🖤hope you "upstairs" 💯

[@jaime7203]

@@zacadams8263 oh,no worries!I need a little cry sometimes,lol.Be well!

[@marcellusnewkirk8454]

Joe:“Load up some magazines” Theo:“into what” Joe:“into guns” 🤣🤣🤣 America at its finest 😂

[@XxgoodbudsxX]

Because the middle east isn't running around with aks shooting people up right?

[@marcellusnewkirk8454]

@@XxgoodbudsxX Idk about “shooting people up” but they aren’t American so I’m not speaking on them I’m just speaking on my American people and atleast 167 people agree with me, you just don’t agree and that’s fine my brother. No hard feelings

[@r1grimes]

Fckn Hilarious!! Theo is a special dude!! Love that brother!

[@Kevs442]

You know Theo's brain was thinking about what kinda magazines he would grab. He'd be getting Good Housekeeping, R/C Cars mag, and Cosmopolitan, cuz he'd be wanting to take the Cosmo quizzes, like, Are You a Good-girl or a Bad-girl? He wouldn't grab a damn thing that could help him in The Purge. 😆

[@mark3913]

Dead on man a.at it's best perfect. Creech n Chong was so America in the day it was funny true and roll me over dead on the ⌚ of the world was happening in synchronicity. ( in guns )! Howl bunker .

[@ashleycoltharp2696]

Thank you BOTH for much needed laughter!!! Loved it

[@DavyRo]

Just love the way Theo delivers his humour it's brilliant

[@jayf742]

Whenever people ask Theo “ how old was you at the time ?” It was always much more recently then expected 😂😂

[@shaokhan4421]

😂😂😂

[@MrCFBad]

So much more fucking recently then expected lol

[@cameronfiege5547]

It’s always like 3 weeks ago 😂😂

[@_Nosferatu_]

time stamp?

[@johnnysins1171]

*than

[@Journeyman1642]

I love it how joe is such a big name in comedy, but Theo has such a rare and unique sense of humor he can make joe laugh uncontrollably 😂😂

[@triple6keyz497]

nobody thinks of JR when they think of comedy lmao

[@martinegan]

@@triple6keyz497eah while that might be true, he’s one of those guys that’s got his name in a couple different industries and excels in podcasting the most. Doesn’t mean he’s not a big name, honestly it makes it more respectable since he’s a well spoken and well performing comedian and does all these other things pretty well too.

[@-Eternal-Damnation-]

No offense to Joe but his comedy is pretty meh

[@Rowsy91]

@@triple6keyz497 bro hes MASSIVE in teh comedy world. That doesnt have to mean his stand up is the best ever it means in that world hes a big name. And hes as big as it gets to those people. Him and Dave are legit prob the two biggest names if you ask comedians about who has the most star power in the comedy world

[@triple6keyz497]

@@Rowsy91 bill burr? Theo Von?? Bobby Lee?

[@lowkeyfallasleep9511]

That bit at the end about failure is what I needed to hear most after all those good laughs.

[@stephanienewton6618]

Funniest JR episode i’ve ever watched, needed the giggles 😂 Good Job Theo!

[@Bucknastyy]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="61">1:01</a>:33 I love how Theo is sympathetic with Jaime when he messes up “It’s okay man I’m nervous too”

[@simpinainteasyRHEC]

Be still my heart, i think i gotta fart

[@Last_Chance.]

We need a Diaz Rogan Theo podcast once a week. The three of them together would absolutely hilarious. I would even pay to see it.

[@millardfilmore1403]

Nah because Joey would do it over zoom. Hate that.

[@AnthonyMorales71]

Yessssssss

[@elchiponr1]

nope

[@Welcome-oj4qs]

Idk why I was thinking u meant Nate Diaz

[@chapchappington2475]

Theo is the only funny one of the three.

[@katelynmorgan4539]

Thank you Joe and Theo for being absolute treasures ❤️ I could listen to yall for hours

[@stephencarter6392]

Well this was pretty great! Good mix between funny, informative and just like sitting down & shooting the breeze with a couple of buds!

[@fierceabandon8736]

I love how Theo goes on JRE and interviews Rogan on his own show. Makes me believe in myself.

[@ps4gaming335]

In case you missed it , It is Theo’s podcast but was organised and done in Joes studio due to circumstances. Theo thanks him for it and explains it the start anyway , yes do believe in yourself bro

[@warrenmcelroy4718]

@@ps4gaming335 …. Which is a Genius move all on its own 🤣🤣

[@ps4gaming335]

@@warrenmcelroy4718 Joe allows it because he cares about Theo I believe

[@warrenmcelroy4718]

@@ps4gaming335 I’d say you’re 100% correct

[@DanskiV2]

@@ps4gaming335 Definitely. And the fact that he pisses himself laughing every time Theo is on probably helps 😂

[@brianinghram2540]

Theo is probably the most naturally funny comic I've ever seen. Ole boy doesn't even try to be funny most times and his delivery and story telling is freaking hilarious.

[@Hobbes2718]

Aardvark...can't help but be funny when you're that country.

[@johntonssen7231]

He is fully aware of what he’s doing.

[@stuartellis2424]

Theo and Joe's dynamic is fkn great had me rolling 😂 THANKS 👍

[@OMJdeejays]

I absolutely am glued to watching this. Awesome best ever!

[@riv1726]

Rogan and Theo's chemistry together has come a long way.

[@adlalamb6229]

Well Rogan is serious 80% of the time and Theo is serious like 20% so it makes a full 100 or some shit

[@patrixmatrix7163]

@@adlalamb6229 🤣🤣👍

[@MmmmGoodBoy]

@@adlalamb6229 I fux with that maths

[@yayb8776]

Facts

[@slcoly1]

HOPING FOR THEO TO STAY AWAY FROM THE BLACKMAIL. Stay strong lovely one! JOE IS A SNITCH.

[@AustinAwake]

Joe laughs more with Theo than any other guest 🤣

[@siryurtle]

Ive noticed this too!

[@StevelandCleamer]

By FAR.

[@bilyan5003]

100%!

[@jaba06]

Ms. Pat rivals Theo though, she is fucking hilarious as well 😂

[@johnnyball3597]

Maybe joey

[@melissahiggins9433]

@<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2510">41:50</a> when Theo asks Jaime to pull it up… then the bees don’t have books part 😂

[@sunshinerose9747]

"I was in my car, I pulled over and was better helping myself with a certified therapist.". I have not laughed that hard in a little long minute. I mean, sometimes one has to do what needs to be done to feel better. 😂😂

[@TheArtofGuitar]

To me this just means the JRE w/Theo was actually 4 hours and 42 minutes long, and we thank you!

[@scarce911]

You could add up the other times he was on JRE too

[@csp8490]

Thats long time to be talking and listning

[@Jesse-hk8ls]

Onward.

[@evandercaldwell9993]

This episode was made a day after the JRE-episode

[@yarddog5440]

Ay Mike! 🤘😝

[@ThirstyHawaiian]

Theo Von is giving me an excuse for my bad sleep schedule. I’m all here for it.

[@dvanlivesnow96]

Use our promo code to get a whoop strap. That way instead of sleeping 3 hours; you'll sleep 3 hours & have a nice report about why it's killing you. 😘 Gang gang

[@urielanderson3159]

Same here brother

[@marquettegloves9907]

For real. It's now 9am here, and I've wasted all night watching youtube videos. Time for bed lol.

[@iantennyson2432]

lfggg

[@MissMal92]

Same.

[@taylornicole9750]

@TheoVon my childhood bf Dylan Walther caught a bass in a pond in Beau Chene and brought it home. Raised it in an aquarium in his room and right next to the bed we slept in 😂😂😂that you so much for igniting these memories in me!!!

[@Lachimolala5150]

The magazine part got me. 😂

[@TenThumbsProductions]

When Theo said "Was the dog running out to tell him something?" and Joe said "yeah" I think for the first time he fully understand Theo's conversational approach.

[@frankmurphy5]

I was so happy for Theo that Joe finally went with it.

[@ajrob77]

Nobody breaks Joe up like Theo. Well, maybe Uncle Joey… I love seeing it. Makes me laugh so hard. Makes life less heavy for a time ❤️

[@thegreenmountainoriginals2277]

Duncan too!

[@firstlast476]

what's yer instagram?

[@patrickbarany3349]

Theo and Joey together on a podcast are some of my favorites

[@shaynedonnelly374]

Lmao down bad aren't ya

[@jacoballey21]

joey, theo, and tim dillon are some of the best w joe

[@TheItalianoAssassino]

"Jockos gonna be like: I'm gonna BE UP at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="270">4:30</a>" 😂😂😂

[@taylou9683]

"I've been putting meat in it" is the funniest thing I've ever heard when referring to Asperger's lol

[@Tsunkuotaku]

"Imagine if you could FEEL through your eyes." A totally normal conversation that every sober person can relate to.

[@elwinhansen5522]

you can though, imagine licking any surface. you already know exactly how it feels, crazy shit

[@dismaldice3045]

@@elwinhansen5522 only because you touched everything in sight

[@SuperTed.]

​@@dismaldice3045 the one whomst smelt it dealt it.

[@subadude3543]

You can feel through your eyes tho, when you see a hurt animal for example you feel compassion

[@Erich614]

"Jamie, can you pull up some help?" My facorite part 😂

[@brandonmicucci6610]

Literally the best part

[@tims6540]

But the intro song...

[@christophersimkins7109]

Im too fuckin stoned for that turtle neck question 🤣🤣

[@JW-mb1wm]

“And load then where?” Gets me every time

[@dustinfain8780]

I’m just here to say I admire the way Theo can make Joe laugh uncontrollably without even trying

[@Max-ip9vc]

1:28:09 lol

[@CliptMedia]

My favorite part of Theo recording with Rogan is how he makes a point to include Jamie in conversation

[@thedexterbros]

It's hilarious since how it sort of Theo's podcast you can see him testing the water with ordering Jamie to bring stuff up 🤣

[@ZACHWILKINS69]

@@thedexterbros was looking for this lol

[@beaversam]

Two legends. Haven't laughed like this in a while.