Joe Rogan | You Can't Be Funny on Cocaine w/Anthony Jeselnik

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@Eric-kw1lu
@Eric-kw1lu 5 жыл бұрын
*joey Diaz has entered the chat*
@bvee4952
@bvee4952 5 жыл бұрын
What up mithafuckas!!!
@IanDunlap
@IanDunlap 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@modernday1214
@modernday1214 5 жыл бұрын
The fuck is up ballsuckas
@semihamf1385
@semihamf1385 5 жыл бұрын
Khalabib
@frostychickenprods
@frostychickenprods 5 жыл бұрын
That should be the title of his special
@purplehanes9820
@purplehanes9820 5 жыл бұрын
"I've never done coke, I've never done meth, I've never done any real amphetamines ... Jamie pull that up"
@turmoil4360
@turmoil4360 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@crzxm
@crzxm 4 жыл бұрын
I read it as it was happening. Lol
@10colej
@10colej 4 жыл бұрын
Thats a lie lmfao
@TheyCallMeFhaze
@TheyCallMeFhaze 3 жыл бұрын
Right after blaming the addict. “Sorry I don’t have that gene lol
@vihan2008
@vihan2008 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha hahahahahah
@DarthRaver-og7qq
@DarthRaver-og7qq 4 жыл бұрын
Everytime Joe Rogan says hes never done cocaine, a crackhead gets its wings.
@thataintnomoonsucka
@thataintnomoonsucka 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, this comment is hilarious.
@robertpoff8442
@robertpoff8442 4 жыл бұрын
“It’s” 😂
@aaronmiller2400
@aaronmiller2400 4 жыл бұрын
that's funny
@weirdead829
@weirdead829 4 жыл бұрын
@@aaronmiller2400 as shit..! Lol
@EikottXD
@EikottXD 4 жыл бұрын
🏆
@bluntsessions3577
@bluntsessions3577 5 жыл бұрын
If Joe admits to doing coke the Show is over . 😂
@Shvdow77
@Shvdow77 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Casey-dy2oo
@Casey-dy2oo 5 жыл бұрын
Why?
@frostyflakkes2692
@frostyflakkes2692 5 жыл бұрын
How? Podcasts cant get cancelled, its literally ran by the podcaster😂😂
@leobowman8149
@leobowman8149 4 жыл бұрын
Some people will stop watching not enough to kill the show though
@BobbyTMF
@BobbyTMF 4 жыл бұрын
Leo Bowman who would ever stop watching? Like 5 idiots maybe
@dexterswoodshop8810
@dexterswoodshop8810 5 жыл бұрын
2019 Anthony Jeselnik looks like 2004 Dane Cook.
@lecllecl8602
@lecllecl8602 5 жыл бұрын
Dude I was thinking the SAME THING lol
@VeritasIncrebresco
@VeritasIncrebresco 5 жыл бұрын
And sounds like John Tesh
@lamarco18
@lamarco18 5 жыл бұрын
Was literally about to say this shit
@christopherweigelt5322
@christopherweigelt5322 5 жыл бұрын
My first thought
@blairdraper
@blairdraper 5 жыл бұрын
Dexter's Woodshop damn hella took what my joke hella may have been bruh
@ErikCPianoman
@ErikCPianoman 5 жыл бұрын
This is one of the only times where I’ve seen Anthony Jeselnik break character from his standup persona almost completely.
@timkiebzak6735
@timkiebzak6735 5 жыл бұрын
You cant be funny on cocaine? Really? 2 words. Chris Farley
@David-ny9oo
@David-ny9oo 5 жыл бұрын
Robin Williams, Mitch Herberg
@David-ny9oo
@David-ny9oo 5 жыл бұрын
Pyror
@ChuckBeefOG
@ChuckBeefOG 5 жыл бұрын
Murphy. Kinison. Most likely Chris Tucker lol
@alex-cj9mb
@alex-cj9mb 5 жыл бұрын
@@David-ny9oo yes richard pryor was on everything and was still funny
@hermanmelville3871
@hermanmelville3871 5 жыл бұрын
George Carlin
@sierracharlie7293
@sierracharlie7293 5 жыл бұрын
Wish I had $1 for every time Joe's said I've never done Cocaine.
@Outherewithoutfear
@Outherewithoutfear 5 жыл бұрын
He loves it
@bluntsessions3577
@bluntsessions3577 5 жыл бұрын
Coke sniffs Joe
@elcochiloco385
@elcochiloco385 5 жыл бұрын
Youd have enough for 2 eightballs
@JonnyUnderrated
@JonnyUnderrated 5 жыл бұрын
He does the rich people cocaine. They call it Mocaine cause its Mo' than blow
@username4441
@username4441 5 жыл бұрын
Coke Rogaine.
@zmoney248
@zmoney248 5 жыл бұрын
Chris Farley: "Hold my beer AND my baggie of coke" *Falls flat on a table*
@Diegochox01
@Diegochox01 4 жыл бұрын
Heroin kicks in
@keenanweind1780
@keenanweind1780 3 жыл бұрын
Crowd erupts in laughter... ☻
@Yungdrizzle
@Yungdrizzle 2 жыл бұрын
We’re gonna show this world a thing or two WE’RE GONNA SHOW EM
@LionsSB-2024
@LionsSB-2024 2 жыл бұрын
Hefty 50 gallon bag
@demonslayer357
@demonslayer357 2 ай бұрын
"...and hold my heart"
@theghost1681
@theghost1681 5 жыл бұрын
Joe “I’ve never done coke” rogan
@Parvenu90
@Parvenu90 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@Diegochox01
@Diegochox01 4 жыл бұрын
Joe "i smoke weed everyday but i'm not addicted" Rogan, i know that he didn't say that but dude, the guy smokes A LOT of pot
@BobbyTMF
@BobbyTMF 4 жыл бұрын
Diegochox Master who the fuck are you haha. He’s not addicted he takes periods off constantly. Who cares if he smokes a lot
@EmazingGuitar
@EmazingGuitar 4 жыл бұрын
Diegochox Master he actually doesn’t smoke all day everyday. He smoked like a joint or two a day
@CJ-gy8ie
@CJ-gy8ie 3 жыл бұрын
I'll never understand how KZbin 'thumbs up' these wholly unfunny and unoriginal comments like yours...
@davidgarvin7823
@davidgarvin7823 5 жыл бұрын
Richard pryor was hillarious on coke
@samanthaeichhorn4319
@samanthaeichhorn4319 5 жыл бұрын
Thought he smoked crack?
@maciek8159
@maciek8159 5 жыл бұрын
Coke sucks, crack is much better
@bgilley8199
@bgilley8199 5 жыл бұрын
@@samanthaeichhorn4319 he free based coke, there's a difference. He probably tried crack for sure when it came around in the 80s. He famously burned himself freebasing.
@samanthaeichhorn4319
@samanthaeichhorn4319 5 жыл бұрын
@@bgilley8199 okay i thought it was crack in the fire even though i also thought free base and crack was the same also lol
@johnwayne5975
@johnwayne5975 5 жыл бұрын
He was hilarious period
@akiratheastronaut
@akiratheastronaut 5 жыл бұрын
Richard Pryor, Sam Kinison, (early) Robin Williams, George Carlin, Chris Farley, Bill Hicks...
@onlywhenprovoked
@onlywhenprovoked 4 жыл бұрын
Belushi too
@davediamond245
@davediamond245 3 жыл бұрын
And they all died early.
@myteli
@myteli 3 жыл бұрын
@@davediamond245 george carlin and robin williams?
@Gaboxxy96
@Gaboxxy96 3 жыл бұрын
@@myteli well in a way Robin did die early given the fact he killed himself.
@Tbonebby
@Tbonebby 3 жыл бұрын
Rogan's impression of Diaz is soo good😂😂
@badmanskill1112
@badmanskill1112 5 жыл бұрын
Joe "I've never done coke sniff" Rogan
@mattsz7313
@mattsz7313 5 жыл бұрын
Is Joe lying?
@badmanskill1112
@badmanskill1112 5 жыл бұрын
@@mattsz7313 Idk. You should ask his coke dealer.
@MC-px3od
@MC-px3od 5 жыл бұрын
Hes soooo done a lot of coke.
@MrSxesamuel
@MrSxesamuel 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve done fuckin coke w him on the set of fear factor
@lukebandy516
@lukebandy516 5 жыл бұрын
He admitted to trying coca wine will in Brazil, so yeah hes done blow.
@alexknowlton4038
@alexknowlton4038 5 жыл бұрын
George Carlin admitted to doing 6-7 grams of blow a day at the peak of his addiction. Literally one of the funniest men to ever live.
@marius5723
@marius5723 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah i agree, but still more of a poet than a comedian
@Ketannabis
@Ketannabis 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ lol thats alot of money
@zaczac56
@zaczac56 3 жыл бұрын
richard pryor
@evansgate
@evansgate 3 жыл бұрын
George Carlin wasn't funny. He was really really good, and deserves credit for what he did and how influential he was, but I have not laughed at a single thing he's said.
@themostdiabolicalhater5986
@themostdiabolicalhater5986 3 жыл бұрын
@@evansgate you are funny tho, in fact I’m laughing at you right now
@thinglizzy2718
@thinglizzy2718 3 жыл бұрын
As a recovering heroin addict, I can totally get what they’re saying. That’s why I stopped going to NA, it’s creates as many problems as it solves
@domnoya4130
@domnoya4130 3 жыл бұрын
I think meetings are primarily only a good thing for drinkers because drinking is so ingrained into society anyways and being around other past alcoholics doesn’t really make alcohol any more available to you than if you didn’t go. That said even with alcohol it can be harmful to go to a meeting because the whole concept is to think about the substance when really you should be putting it out of your mind. Often some people at these things are still using and will enable you.
@isabelgellibrandi7496
@isabelgellibrandi7496 3 жыл бұрын
I hear you mate. I drop into a meeting maybe once or twice a year just to stay in touch with the people I connected with, but by the end of it I am done and dusted.
@richardjohnstone3230
@richardjohnstone3230 3 жыл бұрын
@@isabelgellibrandi7496 I've been wanting to go to an NA meeting for awhile now because I'm an addict, I'm cleanish right now and I think they might help but I'm just so painfully introverted as well as having some strange self esteem issues whereas I don't think I could share even if I wanted to. Do the meetings really help even if you just listen?
@LeatherCladVegan
@LeatherCladVegan 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe you should stop labelling yourself as a 'recovering heroin addict'. I don't imagine that's helping. You are what you are, and right now you are not an addict. You may be once again in the future, you may never be again. But you are not a 'once was', you are a 'now am', if you get what I'm saying.
@LeatherCladVegan
@LeatherCladVegan 3 жыл бұрын
@@richardjohnstone3230 Man nobody can answer that for you. Meetings help some people, they may help you. They didn't help me. If you feel like they might help, give it a try, but be willing to back the fuck out of there at a moment's notice if things don't go the way you hoped.
@lionelhutz5137
@lionelhutz5137 5 жыл бұрын
"You Can't Be Funny on Cocaine"....check out early promos of Macho Man Randy Savage, guy's a riot lol
@1-eye-willy
@1-eye-willy 5 жыл бұрын
"Hulk hogan, you have over stepped your boundaries, and that makes macho man randy savage really MAADD"
@christophersuswal9544
@christophersuswal9544 4 жыл бұрын
Mr Hutz you drink scotch at 9 am!
@lionelhutz5137
@lionelhutz5137 4 жыл бұрын
@@christophersuswal9544 care to join me in a belt of scotch??? 🍾 ....last chance....*gulp* ohh yeaa
@christophersuswal9544
@christophersuswal9544 4 жыл бұрын
@@lionelhutz5137 Do you know that you're not wearing any pants!? 😂
@Kaddywompous
@Kaddywompous 4 жыл бұрын
OH YEEEAHHH!!
@srdargo1488
@srdargo1488 5 жыл бұрын
Robin Williams and Richard Pryor talking about drug past and recovery were always comic gold. RIP
@Decoy96
@Decoy96 5 жыл бұрын
Havent heard from Jeselnik in ages! Glad to see him back, and on joe rogans podcast of all places.
@ShooterSanoff
@ShooterSanoff 5 жыл бұрын
Cap 'n Go watch his new Netfilx special
@JT-of6of
@JT-of6of 5 жыл бұрын
Dude he has a beard now. Don't think I've ever seen him with a beard? Guy was always clean cut from what I remember
@Decoy96
@Decoy96 5 жыл бұрын
Joshua Torres yo exactly lmao he rocks it though, ima watch his nf special tonight . Dudes one of my favorite comedians
@nunyabizwacks6711
@nunyabizwacks6711 4 жыл бұрын
Prolly like me and alotta dudes....prolly couldnt grow one til after 30.
@QueenToKingOfSpades
@QueenToKingOfSpades 3 жыл бұрын
It’s hard to deal with recovering addicts because unless you are one, you have no idea of the pain and the struggle we’ve been through.
@MegaMsc123
@MegaMsc123 5 жыл бұрын
Joe - "You can be funny on DMT"
@sgt.lincolnosiris4111
@sgt.lincolnosiris4111 5 жыл бұрын
As you either sit there in a comma for 2 minutes or scream in excruciating pain for 5. Edit: a coma not ,
@daviel6595
@daviel6595 5 жыл бұрын
MegaMsc123 dmt rogan
@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207
@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207 5 жыл бұрын
@@sgt.lincolnosiris4111 damn that's scary. have you done it, sargent?
@DatHombre
@DatHombre 5 жыл бұрын
@@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207 I've done it a good few times at lower doses than what he's describing. But it's unlikely that you'd be screaming even if it's a bad trip, most everyone looks like they're in a coma for the duration of the trip and either come back having seen insane serenity and love, or insane destruction and hate- but rarely are you able to be screaming or even talking at all at a high enough dose regardless of how the experience is going. I've had mostly positive trips, but I still never directly recommend anyone try it- you need to be insanely humble and respectful or it'll backhand you in your psyche. Same with any psychedelic really, but you have more leeway with the others, DMT demands 100% respect.
@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207
@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207 5 жыл бұрын
@@DatHombre daaamm. that's interesting. My fear is that I might see dead relatives or demon possessed. Cuz I read a lot of those. You smoke, you get high, you break through, and then demons enter your body. If you fight off, then they'll sodomize you. That's hella scary. What are your thoughts, my brother?
@RagingSoftee
@RagingSoftee 5 жыл бұрын
Joe “it didn’t count until I was 30” Rogan
@kodi258
@kodi258 4 жыл бұрын
Joey was joes best friend and he’s never tried coke ..... ok bud
@heatsuckmy
@heatsuckmy 3 жыл бұрын
he didn’t smoke weed regularly until he was in his 30s, i believe it.
@dude11517
@dude11517 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve had friend on serious drugs and never tried them that’s completely believable
@BurnEmBurnam33
@BurnEmBurnam33 3 жыл бұрын
Its easier not to do coke when u watch how it fucked up joey. Joe said he grew up scared of drugs its believable
@scottiedoyles
@scottiedoyles 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure I have seen a clip with Joey Diaz and Joe Rogan where Joey says [because Joe was so kind of like innocent and straight, even when he was using, he tried to keep it away from him]. Without a deep dive, I think the timeline of his use and their careers and friendship is consistent with that being the case too.
@ChiefGore429
@ChiefGore429 3 жыл бұрын
I had a best friend who was a heroin addict and never tried heroin. 🤷‍♂️
@comicbookman6328
@comicbookman6328 Жыл бұрын
This perfectly shows the duality of a comics on stage persona and who they really are. Anthony seems like a completely different person just watching him have a conversation
@freewilliam93
@freewilliam93 5 жыл бұрын
Theres a robin williams standup where hes obviously on coke and hes the funniest person in the world during it.
@ucookin
@ucookin 5 жыл бұрын
because robin williams sober or not always seemed like he was on something
@Ms.Fowlbwahhh
@Ms.Fowlbwahhh 5 жыл бұрын
freewilliam93 Tim Allen did comedy for like 6 years on coke. Then he switched to booze.
@jeremiahnations8808
@jeremiahnations8808 5 жыл бұрын
Well where is Robin Williams now? Being funny does not mean you're happy.
@mattanderson2327
@mattanderson2327 5 жыл бұрын
I actually seen Robin Williams live in Atlanta about 2 months ago. Great show
@3amPaternal
@3amPaternal 5 жыл бұрын
@@mattanderson2327 That was Robbie Williams mate - "you're loving angels instead".
@sitonmyface1991
@sitonmyface1991 5 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan has never done coke ? Ya ok
@onstott38
@onstott38 5 жыл бұрын
He says it all the fuckin time and I've never believed him. I honestly think he must of had a problem with it or something and he's just incessantly lying about it haha
@dinoflame9696
@dinoflame9696 5 жыл бұрын
@@onstott38 nah it's probably true, dude is a total cornball. didn't he smoke weed for the first time at like age 30?
@JonnyUnderrated
@JonnyUnderrated 5 жыл бұрын
@@dinoflame9696 Yeah man I started smoking camels at three. Was rippin the bong at 5. WTF is with people, fuckin normies.
@Splozy
@Splozy 5 жыл бұрын
Spot the cokeheads
@drake7817
@drake7817 4 жыл бұрын
Patrick côté who is a french commentator for the ufc told me that it was known back then from the entourage of the ufc that rogan was doing a lot of cocaine.
@neverfail9432
@neverfail9432 5 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz wants your location
@wafflcoptr
@wafflcoptr 5 жыл бұрын
I mean there are definitely some comedians who were hilarious and they were hitting the slopes pretty hard. It's not easy and Anthony Jesilnik was right that it makes you feel stupid because it definitely does that to an extent, just like being drunk makes you stupid, but top-notch comedians are funny, period. The drugs don't give them anything they didn't already have.
@TheCorrectionist1984
@TheCorrectionist1984 5 жыл бұрын
If Joe never talked about being a comedian, I'd never know he was one. He's not funny naturally.
@miguelangelsmith7846
@miguelangelsmith7846 3 жыл бұрын
I've tried getting into his stand up but just can't! Love his podcasts though
@mikec4308
@mikec4308 3 жыл бұрын
I agree and disagree. He's naturally funny in a different way. He didnt start off as a comedian and never really ended up as one either. Joe Rogan is a prime example of a jack of all trades and a master of none. He does alot of things very well. Both his Netflix specials are actually really good
@edwitt137
@edwitt137 3 жыл бұрын
Not really that funny on purpose either
@NRFNRR
@NRFNRR 3 жыл бұрын
@@edwitt137 I was cracking up in his stand ups. "Comedy is like food, not everyone gets it." - Joseph Stalin
@user-zy9yg2eu5t
@user-zy9yg2eu5t 3 жыл бұрын
Agree. I really like Rogan, he has the best Podcast of all time, very intelligent and is a fantastic UFC commentator. But his Stand-up is almost so basic and obvious that your kinda left thinking "really? Is that it?" But People obviously like it so... but then again people like Big Bang Theory and Adam Sandler movies
@joshbelis2376
@joshbelis2376 3 жыл бұрын
When the bag starts to dry out the funny fades, and fear for the next line begins.
@lennytesta6824
@lennytesta6824 4 жыл бұрын
He clearly has never watched 1970s SNL
@315giants
@315giants 5 жыл бұрын
I watched Greg giraldo live coked out of his mind and it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen
@paul5899
@paul5899 5 жыл бұрын
When ya know ya know!
@315giants
@315giants 5 жыл бұрын
@Mike Knight lol when u know u know
@kevinkeegan1357
@kevinkeegan1357 5 жыл бұрын
Greg giraldo soo underrated. His roast burns are far and away the best.
@morganzimmerglass9925
@morganzimmerglass9925 4 жыл бұрын
It’s definitely possible to be funny on blow but In general people are less funny when they’re on coke.
@ghostphoto1789
@ghostphoto1789 5 жыл бұрын
Hey man, Jim Norton one time drank half a bottle of liquor when he was 17 and he still battles with those demons to this day.
@briangriffith4574
@briangriffith4574 5 жыл бұрын
Jim Norton is a spineless worm
@fatass4985
@fatass4985 5 жыл бұрын
I drank an entire handle of Sailor Jerry’s and tried to pee in the dog bowl because it looked like the toilet.
@alhen9023
@alhen9023 5 жыл бұрын
Lol me and my ex used to down bottles 3to5 times a week, what a pussy lmao
@vonk3696
@vonk3696 2 жыл бұрын
@@fatass4985 You aint had enough until you pronounce it "Jailor Serry's"
@unholylemonpledge9730
@unholylemonpledge9730 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@tylerdakid8394
@tylerdakid8394 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao Joe's impression of Joey Diaz is great. "Ya got no heart when you're up thea!" Lol
@Scribe13013
@Scribe13013 5 жыл бұрын
Heavy uppers are the devil
@thomasbowe9956
@thomasbowe9956 5 жыл бұрын
So true
@larrymcjones
@larrymcjones 5 жыл бұрын
Almost as bad as heavy downers...
@akillen77
@akillen77 5 жыл бұрын
Heavy drugs are the devil
@internationaleden
@internationaleden 5 жыл бұрын
Share the story
@gutwounds
@gutwounds 5 жыл бұрын
Opiates are worse... in my opinion. Did lots of coke, quit it easily. But roxi's are a tough one
@SuperStrik9
@SuperStrik9 5 жыл бұрын
So true about recovering addicts not shutting up about their past drug use and recovery. I was totally guilty of this myself when I first got clean till I realized what a douchy asshole I was being. Thankfully I've never been judgemental about others drinking and doing drugs.
@0DdOne
@0DdOne 11 ай бұрын
Ironically commenting
@edmonix6457
@edmonix6457 5 жыл бұрын
Lol I wish they said something to Richard Pryor or Chris Farley would of back handed you with a whitty coked up remark
@Betoven81
@Betoven81 5 жыл бұрын
Did Chris Farley do stand up? 🤷🏻‍♂️
@sgt.lincolnosiris4111
@sgt.lincolnosiris4111 5 жыл бұрын
@@Betoven81 *Robin Williams
@Ryan88881
@Ryan88881 5 жыл бұрын
On Doug Benson's weed show George Carlin's daughter said if you go back and watch his specials from the 70s he was always coked out.
@edmonix6457
@edmonix6457 5 жыл бұрын
@@Betoven81 Dude you know he did how the fuck else would you find someone like that from the streets?
@edmonix6457
@edmonix6457 5 жыл бұрын
@@sgt.lincolnosiris4111 Yeah I know which skit u talkin bout, I still say Robin's not on coke in that show, dude was on natural stimulation.
@Chunkiezz
@Chunkiezz 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao Joe's impression of joey diaz was almost spot on
@theshimmyking1514
@theshimmyking1514 5 жыл бұрын
Didn’t joe do lines with Alex Jones when they went to “piss” on the podcast?
@RexerYTRexer
@RexerYTRexer 4 жыл бұрын
How do u know
@cousin_ryan
@cousin_ryan 4 жыл бұрын
they did
@yakalaibad1417
@yakalaibad1417 4 жыл бұрын
Lol the fact that somebody pointed that out is hilarious
@AlexLopez-ow9pd
@AlexLopez-ow9pd 3 жыл бұрын
lmao yup
@robertdebarge276
@robertdebarge276 5 жыл бұрын
Robin Williams - Live At The Met Jarred to pieces and hilarious.
@darrylb.roberts7181
@darrylb.roberts7181 5 жыл бұрын
Richard Pryor was HILARIOUS on coke.
@maxwellswanson5741
@maxwellswanson5741 2 жыл бұрын
As an addict in recovery yes I do talk about it, but I try not to go overboard. Joe is right, what else would you want to talk about other than the thing that changed your life and took you from the gutter?
@0DdOne
@0DdOne 11 ай бұрын
Shush
@Mikiify
@Mikiify 4 жыл бұрын
The depression I get from my cocaine addiction make me hilarious
@JonasCraftUltimate
@JonasCraftUltimate 2 жыл бұрын
To laugh at
@Tiddlybasher
@Tiddlybasher 2 жыл бұрын
@@JonasCraftUltimate I’m laughing at you
@sethwright3295
@sethwright3295 5 жыл бұрын
Hooooly shit I didn’t even realize that was Jeselnik, haven’t seen him since like 2014
@colangelog09
@colangelog09 5 жыл бұрын
This might be the most Joe Rogan clip ever
@shreshth231
@shreshth231 4 жыл бұрын
The conversation in the last two to three minutes is insanely abstract.
@CaptainLog
@CaptainLog 5 жыл бұрын
I’m five years sober and keep it to my damn self. Being holier than thou never helped anyone.
@fatass4985
@fatass4985 5 жыл бұрын
Can I get an amen!
@theoyancey
@theoyancey 5 жыл бұрын
When you do a bunch of coke you literally can't stop talking to people and in the back of your mind you know you are talking too much but you can't help it. I always feel like an idiot the next day after a coke bender
@0DdOne
@0DdOne 11 ай бұрын
Good for you making this post to bring it back towards yourself
@ibookboyuk
@ibookboyuk 2 жыл бұрын
Heya. Long time Joe Rogan fan here. I still love that both the interviewer and interviewee get to talk on this show
@Jayrock-ky2ky
@Jayrock-ky2ky 5 жыл бұрын
Cant tell me him and Alex Jones werent yakked out their minds when Alex was on,remember them going to the can together and come back jacked and sniffin,uhhuh
@michaelcopelin6772
@michaelcopelin6772 5 жыл бұрын
Which one?
@futurebeats898
@futurebeats898 5 жыл бұрын
@@michaelcopelin6772 the lates jones appearance.
@terrynolan8793
@terrynolan8793 5 жыл бұрын
i think you watch owen benjimin
@SureShot069
@SureShot069 4 жыл бұрын
Anthony sounding exactly like someone who never tried coke, gives you crazy fucking clarity and energy, almost anxiety inducing if you don't do something. Reason why some people take it when they work.
@Josh-kt9qh
@Josh-kt9qh 5 жыл бұрын
Joe "I've been into yoga for years" Rogan
@Reyiskillingit
@Reyiskillingit 5 жыл бұрын
DALE GRIBBLE just shut the fuck up
@Josh-kt9qh
@Josh-kt9qh 5 жыл бұрын
A.I. Emperor Of Humans sorry hope you feel better 🤡
@bandccoresohio
@bandccoresohio 5 жыл бұрын
He even wears yoga pants
@MrMarbles0Xecution
@MrMarbles0Xecution 5 жыл бұрын
2:19 that impression is really good haha
@00gr1ngo8
@00gr1ngo8 4 жыл бұрын
With prescription amphetamines specifically, it gives you a glimpse at the ability to be the person you've always wanted to be. That's the issue I have with it. You're entire life comes together because of this drug, then the tolerance and dependency comes into play, and you always yearn for that productivity and personality that only a drug can provide. It's a bullshit shortcut fix that shouldn't be legally handed out to anyone, yet as long as you say the right things to a psych, you're golden
@IzzyBizzyBooBoo
@IzzyBizzyBooBoo 2 жыл бұрын
Prescription amphetamines just made me talk too much, scribble in journals like I found the meaning of life (editor's note: I definitely didn't), make huge plans with a borderline sociopathic vibe that I never acted on because I was too busy double clicking my mouse.
@captain_malaria
@captain_malaria 7 ай бұрын
Searching for laughs in Joe's standup is like foraging for mushrooms in the desert.
@doluseb
@doluseb 3 жыл бұрын
Joe: "Recovering addicts are so annoying, because all they want to talk about is their sobriety" Joe: Proceeds to talk nonstop about smoking pot.
@csorighthere8414
@csorighthere8414 2 жыл бұрын
U can’t get addicted from weed bucko
@doluseb
@doluseb 2 жыл бұрын
@@csorighthere8414 bullshit
@csorighthere8414
@csorighthere8414 2 жыл бұрын
@@doluseb bruh and ur dumbass needs to know the difference between addiction and disorder. An addiction come from the chemicals itself. People become reliant on weed doesn’t mean they are physically addicted. Nothing in my body ever has made me do something for weed. But I guarantee u I’ve done a lot of stupid shit for a alcohol, pills, nic, etc. but by ur logic anything can be “addictive”.
@daparks7055
@daparks7055 2 жыл бұрын
@@doluseb can’t get addicted, just form a habit. If I take you off of weed after smoking everyday, you won’t die or be incredibly sick from the withdrawals. If you make someone who does coke frequently quit cold turkey, just call the ambulance they’ll be dead in that bathroom in two days
@doluseb
@doluseb 2 жыл бұрын
@@daparks7055 addiction IS the habit. I think you mean you can't get chemically dependent on it, to which I'd still disagree with you, while withdrawals won't be as severe as other drugs it will still be there. Oh and you can't die from cocaine withdrawal. Benzos and alcohol and similar drugs like barbiturates you can die from withdrawal.
@Danieltoshsplumber
@Danieltoshsplumber 3 жыл бұрын
Same way I feel. My friends smoke bud before work, and I never understood why. Every time I do I don’t want to be here, and I just want the day to be done and I focus on the day ending.
@blairdraper
@blairdraper 5 жыл бұрын
Joe “living with my buddy jimmy” Rogan
@SkepticalMantisCHANNEL10
@SkepticalMantisCHANNEL10 2 жыл бұрын
Cocaine always made me feel too serious. I thought it was just me.
@stefanf5186
@stefanf5186 2 жыл бұрын
Does the high feel that good?
@SkepticalMantisCHANNEL10
@SkepticalMantisCHANNEL10 2 жыл бұрын
@@stefanf5186 not to me, but some people love it. If u want to experiment with drugs, I recommend trying weed, or tiny doses of shrooms, molly, or LSD. These are not really addictive compared to coke.
@andocando8734
@andocando8734 5 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan | You Can Be Funny on Weed w/Anthony Jeselnik
@jonathanbroughton5983
@jonathanbroughton5983 2 жыл бұрын
He's a great comic and I'm loving seeing him just being himself but yeah another special pleeeeezzz
@CoreyandCrew
@CoreyandCrew 3 жыл бұрын
"I've done basically everything." Proceeds to only describe a couple drugs he's tried.
@andrewmg5915
@andrewmg5915 4 жыл бұрын
It would be funny seeing Joe saying one more time "I've never done coke" and Jamie losing his shit saying "Oh yeah? Lemme pull this one up" And it's Joe snorting a fat line on the video.
@tylerjames7015
@tylerjames7015 4 жыл бұрын
For a guy who said he’s only tried coke once, he seems to know how it effects him in multiple contexts of his life. You stop feeling stupid days later and stop saying stupid shit when you build a tolerance
@spacemonkey9000
@spacemonkey9000 2 жыл бұрын
Soooo sounds like a huge fucking waste of time and money!
@jjtruelove119
@jjtruelove119 2 жыл бұрын
More like u start believing and living the stupid shit that u say
@TheCoolerChannel
@TheCoolerChannel 4 жыл бұрын
I respect Rogan for admitting he goes on heavily about things he enjoys
@SerErryk
@SerErryk 3 жыл бұрын
Almost everyone does. Those that say they don't have little self awareness.
@nocomment1469
@nocomment1469 5 жыл бұрын
Joe is a recovering chimp , he won't stop talking about it
@trav-c137
@trav-c137 5 жыл бұрын
I'm the same way with weed. I love the feeling and it makes me self aware but it fucks with my sharpness when it comes to hitting on women or having a good conversation in general.
@vamshik
@vamshik 2 жыл бұрын
based on my experience, you just have to be in the mood prior to consuming it. Which ever mood your in, it gets elevated when you are on it. I used to enjoy the feel once up on a time, now mostly getting paranoid.
@eddiedean4471
@eddiedean4471 5 жыл бұрын
This clips title explains why Rogans stand up is not funny.
@FG-zw4kp
@FG-zw4kp 2 жыл бұрын
Why is this episode private? I wanna watch the full episode. 😶
@newish6596
@newish6596 5 жыл бұрын
... Richard Pryor was funny and he was on everything
@chenzenzo
@chenzenzo 4 жыл бұрын
Joe is a comedian, lived in Boston, New York, LA and hung out with Andy Dick and Phil Hartman....
@hreade8772
@hreade8772 5 жыл бұрын
Joe "I hate recovering addicts" Rogan
@GonzoRust
@GonzoRust 3 жыл бұрын
this is a true statement. anyone telling you otherwise is speaking anecdotally and knows fuck all.
@TBGmario
@TBGmario 4 жыл бұрын
i don't like Joe's stand up , but his podcasts are interesting
@bwhit417
@bwhit417 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@Zeezazz
@Zeezazz 4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@stoneerror2774
@stoneerror2774 4 жыл бұрын
Joe just did the best Joey Diaz impersonation ever OMG
@KRAPYBARA84
@KRAPYBARA84 5 жыл бұрын
I started dabbling in thc in my 30s and it's so much better than my teens or 20s
@alimalek559
@alimalek559 5 жыл бұрын
thc has been proven to cause long-term brain damage in regards to memory disfiguration/loss, re-arranging the part of the brain in relation to personaliyy etc. etc.
@ctt544
@ctt544 5 жыл бұрын
@@alimalek559 lmao
@esaic59
@esaic59 5 жыл бұрын
Ali Malek where has it been proven? I mean if you’re going to say something like that you should provide a link.
@righteousone8454
@righteousone8454 5 жыл бұрын
I stopped smoking weed at the age of 21. Life is so much better without it, and so much cheaper too. I pity dudes that burn up 50 bucks in 2 days to feel stupefied at their own expense. Basically handicapping yourself from coherent thinking. Then again people do anything to escape reality
@BigScewleo
@BigScewleo 5 жыл бұрын
@@alimalek559 Having the name "Ali Malek" has been proven to cause suicide bombings and planes crashing into prestigious buildings in the United States.
@brianboley870
@brianboley870 5 жыл бұрын
This fella is the most calmed and relaxed gentleman I have ever seent
@sydparrott8552
@sydparrott8552 5 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Joe has never tried mescaline. It's my favorite psychedelic hands down. It's harder to find compared to the others in my experience, but it doesn't come with the same anxiety and intensity while still getting you to the desired place. I know this is all subjective but anyone who is into that kind of thing needs to try it if the opportunity arises. Mescaline is fucking great
@lessthanpinochet
@lessthanpinochet 5 жыл бұрын
What's it like compared to shrooms?
@sydparrott8552
@sydparrott8552 5 жыл бұрын
@@lessthanpinochet it's more clear headed and not as disorienting. I think both are great, but mescaline seems to be more smooth. Only an opinion but I prefer it to psilocybin
@lessthanpinochet
@lessthanpinochet 5 жыл бұрын
@@sydparrott8552 Thanks. I'm a big fan of mushrooms and heard that mescaline is really intense and lasted longer.
@sydparrott8552
@sydparrott8552 5 жыл бұрын
@@lessthanpinochet that might depend on dosage and potency, but I think as long as you start with a small dose then take more if you're feeling cool is the way to use any psychedelic
@Fraudemusic
@Fraudemusic 4 жыл бұрын
Joe’s Joey impression is perfect
@dannykl6883
@dannykl6883 5 жыл бұрын
Joe “I have never done coke” Rogan lol 😂
@jonathanwiggins5366
@jonathanwiggins5366 4 жыл бұрын
Richard Pryor, Robin Williams, Dennis Miller, Sam Kinison, John Belushi, Chris Farley, etc. all seemed to have made pretty good careers in comedy.
@spacecowboyfpv5511
@spacecowboyfpv5511 5 жыл бұрын
Flowing through the thought forest with no fear of finding the river again....foraging for berries....Joe took out the Volcano and the secret stash today. 420
@Dragon-ul8fv
@Dragon-ul8fv 5 жыл бұрын
"When I'm high" ... yeah right what do you mean, when are you not high? "Joe I'm always blazed Rogan"
@zerphase
@zerphase 5 жыл бұрын
As my professor, Frank Seeburger, said, "Once you finish AA get the hell away from those people." I believe he wrote some interesting books on the philosophy of addiction.
@JoeBergFilm
@JoeBergFilm 5 жыл бұрын
This is amazing. I would love to read that. I used NA and AA when I thought I needed it... And once I was educated of why I had an issue I never went back. My god they are so negative. I mean the whole "hi I'm Joe and I'm an addict, I've been sober for 30 years though" like move the fuck on. Unless you're an addictions worker.
@maciek8159
@maciek8159 5 жыл бұрын
Joseph Edmundson What was the issue that kept you using? And I can’t stand people from NA. I use to go too and their very cliquey and just a lot of drama like high school. Lol only good part is hooking up with the bitches but that gets old
@JoeBergFilm
@JoeBergFilm 5 жыл бұрын
@@maciek8159 I've had mass trauma to my body since I was like 12...19 broken bones, 6 surgeries, and ended with a subdural hematoma brain injury..so not only did I have doctors flooding me with mass opiates and benzos, I became chemically dependent due to destroying my natural receptors in my brain , from the initial injuries and not actually letting myself heal due to always being on medications. It got to its worst when I was introduced to a new doctor who was taken to court by the College institute of physicians for over prescribing...he had me on 8, 20mg oxycodone to start, with 6mg of clonazepam and 4 mg of dilaudid every day. Once I learned about the pharmaceutical industry and grew up I realized I've been medicated the entire time and never actually healed. I'm still tapering off methadone 2 years later ...down from 155mls to 18mls now. Its so fucking hard and I wish I tried another route but it was my brain chemicals that were warped and my depression, impulse etc was insane.
@alyciamarie4163
@alyciamarie4163 Жыл бұрын
@@JoeBergFilmthis was 4 years ago but wow
@richt3993
@richt3993 5 жыл бұрын
Rogans saying I've never done this never done that. Just waiting for him to bang on about DMT....
@juhRave
@juhRave 5 жыл бұрын
How has Joe not tried coke? Everyone and their grandmother has tried coke in the last 30 years :P Although if it's a nose thing that makes sense because snorting drugs sucks ballsack.
@sluggrusha
@sluggrusha 5 жыл бұрын
Have you tried intermittent fasting?
@Reyiskillingit
@Reyiskillingit 5 жыл бұрын
Jerry Hall crackheads do coke what’s up with white people trying to normalize a stupidly dangerous drug fucking idiot.
@Reyiskillingit
@Reyiskillingit 5 жыл бұрын
Jerry Hall “:P”
@ryangilbert4599
@ryangilbert4599 5 жыл бұрын
You're obviously a pussy if you think coke is dangerous
@daguardarenelsilenzio7744
@daguardarenelsilenzio7744 5 жыл бұрын
Ryan Gilbert thats the dumbest comment ive seen all week
@ufchighlights1
@ufchighlights1 5 жыл бұрын
Finally !!!! Anthony jeselnik is the best
@magnumxlpi
@magnumxlpi 5 жыл бұрын
"They cant stop talking about it... have you ever tried DMT"
@hanzflackshnack1158
@hanzflackshnack1158 Жыл бұрын
I became head chef at a place where everyone had a culinary degree except me. How? I was far more efficient than people far more skilled than me because they were on coke. The owner called it “fu***** up in fast forward”
@confusionrulez1
@confusionrulez1 5 жыл бұрын
I really wish I could believe that Rogan has never done coke lol
@JohnSuave
@JohnSuave 4 жыл бұрын
Talking to Joe while he was on coke would be a fuckin BLAST
@glamp43
@glamp43 4 жыл бұрын
"You can't be funny on cocaine." "You can't be funny while in recovery." Bullshit, two words: Richard Pryor.
@albertol9654
@albertol9654 5 жыл бұрын
Anthony speaks facts.
@EricSmith9000
@EricSmith9000 3 жыл бұрын
Jeselnik is a great interviewer.
@wesselmanl1
@wesselmanl1 3 жыл бұрын
Mulaney’s last appearance on Seth Meyers makes a lot more sense to me now
@Bootrosgali
@Bootrosgali 5 жыл бұрын
Joe "I Do Stand Up Too" Rogan
@Stratocoaster08
@Stratocoaster08 5 жыл бұрын
Joe's Uncle Joey impression is fucking brilliant...
@rollingstones4swan83
@rollingstones4swan83 5 жыл бұрын
lies! Richard Pryor is way funnier than both of you
@Eddieomar_Gonzalez
@Eddieomar_Gonzalez 5 жыл бұрын
That Joey Diaz impression was spot on
@28visions
@28visions 4 жыл бұрын
Apparently Joe Rogan has never done coke.
@StorytellingHeadshots
@StorytellingHeadshots 2 жыл бұрын
Anthony Jeselnik really turns Joe Rogan into a mean girl.
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