Joe Sugg and Caspar Lee Reveal Christmas Secrets, Having Children and Strictly Winner

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[@ronanballantyne6221]

Honestly these 4 together is iconic, like it works so well. Also Joe dying over any jokes Max or George make, I love it 😂

[@urmumlikesbooks5135]

Omg can’t believe they got Santa on the podcast, it’s a shame George wasn’t here to see it

[@lucyloo2874]

never knew i needed to see george dressed as santa claus but i am very happy i have

[@ggh05t]

hey twin

[@lucyloo2874]

@@ggh05t OMG HI AGAIN?? not us liking sinjin and the useless hotline 😝😝

[@ggh05t]

@@lucyloo2874 actually too crazy!!!!! what a crossover

[@lucyloo2874]

@@ggh05tLITERALLY love that for us

[@urmumlikesbooks5135]

Can’t believe George is the real Santa!!! He’s been watching me sleep for years whoopsies. I hope he doesn’t break into my house on Christmas

[@stephiechefy]

30:11 my best ambling is always done when I’m hungry and I check the refrigerator several times expecting something new to spawn that will actually be enticing.

[@gemma358]

i can’t the 4 of them need to do more episodes 😂😂

[@sharonpluckrose1092]

Could listen to Joe all day. ❤️

[@lucybaird1173]

will never get tired of these 4❤️❤️

[@jmae3263]

My hamster passed last week of old age. He was 2 and a half, old boy ☹️ they do hibernate, but only if very cold so I would recommend providing plenty of bedding to make a nest and getting a heat pad if their surroundings are prone to getting particularly cold. They are prey animals so are quite jumpy and that’s why they’re prone to heart attacks and getting caught in places while trying to hide. Big up hamsters, they are good boys ❤

[@sharonpluckrose1092]

Loved this, really made me 😂 😂

[@harrietbrxwn]

george as santa is terrifying but i love it

[@pilllily]

call myself a professional gambler as I wait until the fuel light comes on to go to the servo 😼💪💪

[@emaa5082jjane]

I'm Austrian hahaha and yeah can confirm that Krampuses are absolutely terrifying

[@jules4288]

george ik what you went through, in primary school my dad found my cat dead, wrapped him in newspaper and put him in the bin...

[@soniablaggan4123]

George baby why did you keep the Santa fit on, we wanted to see YOU fr x

[@eghtesadnia]

We got casper and joe back, why can't we have Andrew back on the pod????

[@JBW27]

All of a sudden, my 'top' Christmas wish (see what i did there?) is spreading joy by going up Santa's chimney. Even Santa deserves a sack full of delightful gifts 😂😂 On a more serious note, you all look radiant and festive in this episode and everyone is ageing annoyingly well 😂😂 Also, the worst gift i ever got was a cowbell 🐄🔔 That was my main Christmas gift. And Max answering the question about the heat in Africa is like that video of the woman at the beauty pageant answering a question about the American education system 😂😂

[@ronanballantyne6221]

So bummed out that the Glasgow tickets for the tour are sold out 😭

[@JeamesGranger]

Oh Caspar I made it to end.

[@user-xq4pr1cr7k]

Casper….👀❤

[@Debs785]

I predict Dianne will be either pregnant or have a baby by next Christmas.

[@lauramarie3605]

I said that, a lot of baby talk has being happening this year. I said it wouldn’t surprise me if this year was the last year that Dianne would be on strictly. They’re are 34 and 32 as well so.. who knows!

[@graveang3l]

george looks so real here the cgi is AMAZING

[@Debs785]

Only found out Casper is more successful than Joe, Zoe and Alfie.

[@geemay6979]

I have the same view of Santa in regards or my child as Caspar! Why lie? why say a weird old man can get into our house at night? Why does he get the praise for presents?… If she asks if the dude I’m films is real we will tell her the truth…

[@m1scha]

no way they replaced cgi george with cgi santa

[@ggh05t]

so christmassy 🎀

[@CelineBally23]

❤❤😂😂

[@amberrobinson3165]

1 of my hamsters hung itself, another drowned itself in a cup of water and another ate itself…. I don’t want to say I’m the problem but I think I might be! (I was 7, accidentally bred them and ended up with 38 at once🥴)

[@oliviaaa....]

Firsttttttt

[@binkytube]

60% of this podcast is all about George's expressions. HIDDEN THIS TIME. Sad.