Max talks Amsterdam x rated experience, Paris being Overrated and George reads max’s mind!!

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[@NiamhOBx92]

Max is correct, it’s called Paris Syndrome, Paris is so romanticized in movies and television that when people actually go they’re disappointed and end up depressed.

[@mal7878]

What happened to the special episodes?! You were supposed to have your own personal episodes each month but Max has done 2 and George only 1

[@LGC996]

I remember when it was meant to be George's ages ago, it was the week they were meant to have a special guest on but the guest cancelled last minute. Then the following week they had another guest on, and from then on I think it was just forgotten :/

[@ryanhall533]

Yeah I miss them

[@harrietbrxwn]

they probably haven’t had time to plan them since they’ve been pre recording a lot of the episodes

[@courtlelliott]

Max is in his 1940s soldier era

[@WelshPawsandClaws]

😂😂😂

[@jasminec_]

Why am I actually impressed by George knowing what MDF means

[@lucyloo2874]

it was kind of attractive for some reason

[@jasminec_]

@@lucyloo2874 IKR that smug look after as well

[@lucyloo2874]

@@jasminec_ LITERALLY

[@AnIrishMan500]

Max your hair looks great like that imo. You def need give your barber more credit for that haircut.

[@jeffies2821]

Someone forget to pay the heating bill?

[@adaline93]

Love whenever you play games, hilarious! Definitely a fave watch!

[@tylercalleja9449]

love it when I get the notification that you guys posted my favorite part of the night. also, happy late birthday Max hope you had an amazing day 💕

[@sofiaaaxo]

Been rewatching old episodes all day cause I was waiting for this hehe

[@pinklvvr69]

YASS ANOTHER PODCAST 💕

[@chloelord3578]

Great ep! George’s dr who reference weirded me out because I literally just rewatched the Blink episode. Hope you had a lovely bday Max

[@kallidcy]

Max’s cap really does make his eyes Stand out

[@_elliebrown]

Big up the podcast, big up Max and George x

[@MadelineHarte]

the brown theme of clothes is giving

[@m1scha]

georges cgi was broken so the episode was late smh

[@kaitlynmcarthur]

happy late birthday max!! ❤

[@mickey4825]

Really appreciate the Doctor Who reference 😅 was listening and thought, feel like I’ve heard this sentence before, then he said ‘ball of wibbly wobbly’ and I knew immediately 😂 14:31

[@WelshPawsandClaws]

I love these videos 😂😊

[@hughmc88]

Happy Birthday to Max

[@gingernproud6514]

Whovian reference Love it!!!!!

[@14Raiven]

Please clean the white gunk out of the vents on Max's monitor. Thanks.

[@courtlelliott]

As soon as Max said “circus,” I thought acrobatics so maybe I could’ve gotten to contortionist eventually

[@elliembh1726]

Long distance is also valid, I think some stuff said in this made it seem like they aren't - not everyone has the option and if you truly love someone and want to continue the relationship if you're at uni, moved away, whatever the situation, that is just as valid as non long distance

[@sjk_vv5869]

They were saying if there wasn't a cap on it, then it's probably not worth it. Which is true, long distance relationships generally only work when there's an end in sight

[@uthmaneqbal7057]

Sound effects from Max at 55:00 🤣

[@bronstanton8618]

I was screaming subway for ages

[@rebekkaaaaaaa]

need to see chrismd on a episode 🙏

[@ccahlk]

i love the owner of gay and lesbian info point sm

[@debmancktelow1499]

Maybe try gyms in an area where a lot elderly people live

[@JBW27]

Max, of course George knows what a 'bottom' is! It takes one to know one, after all 😉😂😂

[@_happycamper]

Max and George should swap jackets 🤎🧡

[@ghostingclay]

wish george was real

[@allisterish4069]

When can they fund George becoming real, this is getting ridiculous!

[@legster983]

Ham and cheese toastie

[@WelshPawsandClaws]

👌👌👌

[@lilybellek]

Max looks like a mafia boss

[@Edgarplays13]

19th

[@anniemarshall3748]

Im getting severely hungover vibes from this weeks pod you both seem on the brink of quitting

[@gabrielhart4841]

Max’s haircut is actually bad.

[@binkytube]

Max is on the boring side of the spectrum of gay. Lol