Destroying tomatoes for Integza (& Michael Reeves)

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Tomatoes are a menace that haunt amazing creators like ‪@integza‬ and ‪@MichaelReeves‬ , so I've invented three creative tomato obliterating devices and filmed them with a high speed camera for your viewing pleasure
Check out Integza!
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Thanks Louis Weisz for lending me the camera!
/ weiszcracks
Thanks Justin Fish for the chicken blaster art:
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And thanks Damien for the potatoes...

[@integza]

This is what I call art

[@immineal]

Yess

[@tristanhameleers7506]

I like tomatoes. and you too, because art is something you like or not integza????

[@atmega16a5]

@@tristanhameleers7506 Ah yes, engrish.

[@RepeatedFailure]

Teach us the art of tomato war

[@atmega16a5]

Tomatoes are your foes, soooo....... foemato?

[@Weisz]

Ok, So when do we murder a tomato by slapping it?

[@gretzkyyy5645]

break out the chicken slapper it's got a new purpose now

[@JoelCreates]

August

[@adsadsma]

Automatic feeding for TomatoClapper9000

[@idkanimate7455]

how many slaps does it take to get to the center of a tomato

[@cthulu9182]

On the morrow my dear louis

[@TheKingofRandom]

Now THIS is Podracing

[@JoelCreates]

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one!

[@glowytheglowbug]

Yup

[@leoncaples2947]

@@JoelCreates Absolutely

[@j.21]

the king of random

[@Tracker-eg4ve]

Umm hi there 😂

[@henryatkinson1479]

This was a cinematic masterpiece

[@JoelCreates]

Thanks Henry

[@charamspaint]

@captianrex 🤓

[@cinnamonwarrior3212]

@Captian rex 🤓

[@RepeatedFailure]

Violence towards tomatoes is an engineering necessity for all makers to progress. I too should join the fight.

[@Weisz]

Yess

[@JoelCreates]

I'll interpret non-action as treason

[@integza]

I wanna see that !

[@rykermartian]

3verified reply’s!! Lol

[@embereatstoasters6835]

Just your friendly reminder to *D E S T R O Y* the tomatoes! 😃

[@perception847]

And they said endgame was the biggest crossover, checkmate!

[@swampcooler8332]

"I used the tomato to destroy the tomato"

[@atmega16a5]

Pov: you are a tomato : *Teleports behind you* nothing personal fruit. *turns you into ketchup*

[@420basco]

the B-Roll in this videos is out of this world! awsome job!

[@JoelCreates]

Appreciate it!

[@catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatca]

"You live alone. Rarely anyone visits you. So how could any tomatoes ever even appear inside your apartment, justifying these ridiculous tools?" "See? They want you to keep asking and get stuck on the 'how?', while actually the true question, the one we all should be asking ourselves, is 'when?'"

[@IndraKurniawan-vk2qb]

"...That you can easily make at home" 1:23 Ah yes, let me take out my grandma cnc cutter on the attic

[@theimpracticalengineer6216]

As an inventor who also hates tomatoes, I 100% love this.

[@Hankbob_Hillpants]

Compressed CO2 is nice and all, but I personally prefer propane for my tomato & potato yeeting needs

[@planetearth8044]

Propane is nice and all, but I personally prefer HHO gas for my tomato & potato yeeting needs

[@AndyMakes]

The Ted 3 is almost the icicle stabbing of tomatoes.

[@andreassmed2255]

The spycicle stabbing of backs.

[@DrLavitz]

I had high hopes from the first teaser, but this was way better. Shooting the tomatoes was *chef kiss*

[@bovanshi6564]

Tomato obliteration perfection

[@MichaelMacGyver]

You send an Irishman out for tomatoes and he brings back potatoes, (stereo)typical . At least they're both members of the nightshade family, so close enough?

[@kieran.grant_]

I feel like you just wanted to show off you know that fact

[@GabrielsLogic]

Your videos are gold man

[@ethansiew61]

very nice. you can see that the smaller tomato embeds itself one body length inside the larger one upon impact because the densities are pretty much identical.

[@kieran.grant_]

Thanks for pointing that out!

[@kirstenhartlaub]

Sweet sword skillz

[@ignisgecko4565]

As a proud subway employee I can confirm that subway does in fact cut the evil tomatoes into slices and put them on sandwiches. We’re ending the threat of tomatoes one sandwich at a time

[@zechsblack5891]

Ngl, the tomato slicing devices used in food service are cathartic AF to use. The smooth glide, the cthunk of a chop, the ability to rack out or pack up hundreds of identically sliced tomatoes still in their original tomato shaped configuration...

[@Name-js5uq]

You know your friend is right those Tomatoes my stink up your whole Workshop area

[@cyber_nuggets8302]

Their rivalry over the hot glue gun will be no more.

[@yungbobross6418]

Cannot believe this is the first time I’ve been recommended a video from you. KZbin been holding out on me for far too long man, really loving the binge right now of your amazing shit. Right into my veins science daddy

[@JoelCreates]

Glad to hear!

[@twood5792]

Best video I've seen this year

[@JoelCreates]

Aww shucks

[@tonyonofrio1147]

Once each year we do a tomato culling. We collect many pounds of tomatoes and use a crushing device that separates juice and pulp from the skins. The juice and pulp is then preserved for use on pizza and pasta for the rest of the year. Others in our community will band together and mass cull hundreds of pounds of tomatoes in a day, each walks away with a share of the spoils.

[@rodolfobeguiristain]

anyone saying this is a waste of food is a tomato apologist

[@user-bs1mi9cy6q]

That grocery list was on an other level. I totally appreciate it

[@JoelCreates]

Thanks, my mom made it

[@jimmyneutron8702]

Well the montage at the beginning was pretty nice

[@iivarimokelainen]

I'm convinced people who hate tomatoes haven't really tried actual tomatoes, that smell like tomatoes and taste like tomatoes. Stores now sell watery sacks of red cardboard instead of tomatoes. Vine ripened ones are the only tasty ones.

[@lucasroo978]

3:34 Doom music starts playing Tomatoes: what is happening

[@ARiverSystem]

None of these have any business looking as cool as they do

[@toiletthug8451]

if you want to explode tomatoes, you’d want to make the velocity higher somehow. maybe you could make a combustion cannon with a long schlong barrel, and a very big combustion chamber.

[@djentslayer]

big schlong tube, big boom balls.

[@brinesilver405]

"it kill tomatoes WITH tomatoes" now thats brutal.

[@joeydr1497]

Ayy he’s back

[@jonathanturner494]

Director: Act like a tomato that was shot by another smaller tomato. Most actors: 🍅💢💨😩☠️ Me with unsupervised internet access: 🍅💥

[@Thepopmario]

5:30 Man, what terrible form with that. 1. Leaning 2. Cut towards your front leg instead of back leg 3. Baseball cut 4. And me looking way too into this

[@sinuhasayed4452]

i loved that smooth transishon into the add

[@austinsatoskar8151]

I didn't make the distinction that Michael Reeves and Integza both hated tomatoes until you pointed this out.

[@blitzvonsable6367]

tomatoes: you traitors!!! cherry tomatoes: Its just good business...

[@atmega16a5]

Welp, now your workshop reeks with stench of tomatoes.

[@Owgla]

I feel like the human equivalent of the TED 3 would be just putting a child in a cannon, then shooting it at high velocity into an unsuspecting person. The paintball equivalent would just be dolls of course.

[@The_Actual_Unpleasant_Gradient]

Bro took friendly fire to another level.

[@charlie_lee_rhee8866]

You can kill the tomatoes, but you cannot erase the blood and smell of all of those you have killed.

[@Megs2022]

destroying tomatoes truly is an art

[@Name-js5uq]

Oh my goodness you are a brilliant Mastermind I love you so much! Shooting a tomato with a tomato is an awesome idea, and Integza would approve 👍.

[@fleckione-workinprogress4249]

Nice, getting Hello Fresh to sponsor a Tomato-obliterating video

[@joshuahancock2079]

TED 3: I used the tomatoes to destroy the tomatoes.

[@Alan_Hans__]

Found your channel through the main tomato hating man Integza and subbed as you do some entertaining stuff. It would be good to see the TED1 device with an expansion chamber and a burst disc integrated into it so that it vented a bigger volume quicker so that it would really mess up those tomatoes.

[@Lgnno10125]

"a portion of this video was sponsored by hello fresh" The rest of course, being blown up in testing.

[@Sazoji]

required spud gun to kill tomatoes with potatoes

[@nathannapier3581]

Nice job! The war against tomatoes continues, but your inventions shall surely help in the future battles to come!

[@MattsAwesomeStuff]

Did someone say Michael Reeves? I better click this important video featuring him!

[@leviallen7210]

Wait this is crazy, Louis is from the Columbus Ohio area as far as I can tell. You borrowed his camera so does that make you a Midwest creator as well? The list of my favorite KZbinrs who I might run into at a grocery store continues to grow. 😅

[@pycellion7496]

The funny thing is that there is a hello fresh at my door right now

[@NuclearWolf69gaming]

I have a few suggestions if you're looking to make the Tomato explode with Ted 1 the nozzle looks great but you're having the force go directly down into it but what you want to do is block off that bottom outlet and then drill holes around the bottom outside that's going to make it expand outwards instead of going straight down into the tomato

[@augustlizabethmoore]

AAAAAAAGH HE HAS HAIR?!?!?!? I always thought the Ushanka was his hair

[@aks8403]

You're killing it dud!

[@farbodmohammadzadeh7976]

Instructions unclear, got arrested by Burger King

[@T-74]

Work of art, feel good for making this

[@bhutwheyttherismor86]

Joel senpai how I've missed you.

[@AccurateBrix]

i never knew that disemboweling a tomato could be so mesmerizing

[@immineal]

Art

[@shonghaywat6054]

finnaly joel is back yayy

[@Grantly]

Uhhhhh, does that first device fit nitrous canisters? Asking for a friend..."

[@pilotwings65]

I'm glad that by destroying tomatoes, we can still enjoy foods with tomatoes in them.

[@evanramee796]

You should turn the caulk gun into a tomato crushing machine with a spring and a strike plate. That way you could cock the caulk-gun crusher and tension the tomato-tenderizing trigger.

[@Whadeedoo]

Ngl, that last one is pretty neat.

[@Shrek5when]

The best way to get rid of tomatoes is to eat the tomatoes

[@AxelDayton]

Gotta love the content!

[@electrosync]

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

[@thomasthornburg9767]

4:00 It's killing two birds with one bird!

[@mysterious2550]

This is the highlight of my year as well.

[@n00bxl71]

Big Metal Piston Spike: The Sequel

[@moonliteX]

This dude deserves WAY more views

[@peasant502]

Excellent

[@seraph8672]

"to ensure catharsis" LMAO

[@DawsonFord]

this was great

[@kronckers]

next video: murdering turtles for Michael Reeves

[@TinkerTom]

Joel Creates more like Joel DESTROYS amirite

[@mitchellobrien9128]

Damian was so high on life 😂

[@wadeconroy3467]

4:02 tomatbalism

[@sinexityyy]

Imagine a doctor checking your ears 👂 with this 1:52 it looks like those things they stick in your ear just don’t know the name 😅

[@Praxxys]

TOMATOES KILLING TOMATOES WITH TOMATOES?!

[@SAMR00D]

Nice!

[@Slop_Dogg]

It was awesome to see Michael reeves in this!

[@caps4207]

People are wondering why does the TED-3 looks like a Barrett Guess it might fit with paintball and the enemies would be scared

[@Scott.E.H]

I liked the video but he didn't finish his sentence WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US JOEL

[@tht1channel507]

My favorite was the AT (anti-tomato) gun

[@paintclips8034]

This is basically “no country for old men”

[@philippkoop252]

But he also hates Turtles, he said he has Straws in his Bed Stand to defend against Turtles

[@flying_katekitty2177]

Tittle idea: "top 3 weapons too inhumane for war"

[@sergiomingo9927]

He made a wholeass lars von trier movie for a tomato exploder

[@Dr.Cosmar]

after 1:25... Humanity, you earned yourself a few more years...thank this man.

[@dedeyebrow8293]

Sick

[@htownblue11]

Tomatoes are awesome. Fact. Hatred of this fact doesn’t change the truth. Pizza for instance wouldn’t be possible without the greatness that is the Tomato.

[@FriedMonkey362]

Are you gonna make an updated version of the RC can of beans

[@thecurator2045]

Rip and tear until it’s done

[@osprey1645]

Integza is awesome. It's awesome that the problems of two youtuber is being solves by this guy

[@rocksrtasty]

the ultimut double kill

[@colinpye1430]

So, is this what the TED Talks are all about?

[@kirstenhartlaub]

XD