Women Reveal The Craziest Things Men Have Said To Them

[@zaakiyah1762]

"Fist this man" - Joe Santagato, 2024

[@sammorpls]

JOE SANTAGATO FOR PRESIDENT. shouldnt cost that much to cross out Biden on everything lol

[@VastDeath]

​@@sammorplsBiden isn't running

[@Vee_Veee]

I need it on a shirt ASAP! 😂

[@jacobnovak2350]

Saw this comment before I watched the video. Ngl was not expecting that so early in tje video lmao

[@OrneryMurderWeasel]

Lmao

[@janb92]

Had some dude with multiple baby mamas tell me I’m worthless as a woman because I’m a lesbian with no children. I actually laughed in his face.

[@dietcuke]

I wonder how many of his kids names and birthdays he knows…

[@enterjudas8543]

It’s kinda crazy that these dudes are able to convince multiple women to sleep with them

[@HeatherQuinn-Psykhae]

​@@enterjudas8543 see that's the thing with liers they're really good at hiding their true selves until they believe they've either locked you down, aren't going to get what they want from you, or have nothing they want from you

[@dawn8293]

You're more valuable to women than he is, it sounds like.

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

He's just jealous, because you treat women better than he does and probably have more success than him. lol I'm also a lesbian with no children and have had some unecessary comments thrown my way, but thankfully only a few. I don't know why some people can't just stay quiet if they have nothing good to say. That dude should be ashamed of himself.

[@amber189-3]

“ ‘You’d be a lot prettier without tattoos’… you’d be a lot smarter if you just shut the fuck up” that’s so funny omfg 😭

[@SouthernSera]

I've gotten that, but with piercings. If you don't like tattoos or piercings then you don't have to come up to us and let us know. Just move on. What if a woman said to a man "you'd be hotter if your dick wasn't so small". Maybe then they'd get what it feels like.

[@kepler1377]

Someone doesn’t appreciate the yatted ladies and I don’t get that.

[@DaiTwice]

I get that comment A LOT here in my hometown 😂 I just say well my husband doesn't mind seeing his name on my back iykyk 😂😂😂 but I'm a little mean so...

[@lilangelarishi]

But the tattoos protect me from cannibals!!

[@tricitymorte1]

I've always replied with "you'd be a lot prettier without your face, but here we are."

[@pxn748]

As a gay guy, we don't want Janice's boyfriend either!

[@sabrinabee8039]

☠️ 🤣

[@vexisonline]

I'd second that but you know there's at least one...

[@MaryannMyers-uc1hi]

Sweet gay man no one wants Janice's man. No even 15 day old flatten petrified road kill. Nice along nothing to see.

[@bejibenyt9934]

@@vexisonlineno gay man would want that guy, I can speak for the rest of us gays lol

[@QueenMegaera]

You never know, maybe he'll chill down and be nicer if he comes out...

[@psychowillow1123]

A man once said to me “You look like you’re 15” and then “it’s okay, I like it though”. SIR??

[@morgank.6113]

Bleh yeah I've gotten these kinds of comments from men. I look very young so strange men assume I'm a teen and men I had considered friends have told me they wanted to sleep with me because, and this is a quote from one, " it'd be like fucking a 15 year old but I won't have to worry about getting arrested"....🙃

[@dylanfooler]

I was lucky when I had an interaction like that years ago, was a guy probably in his 60s asked my age and I said 18 and he went "oh, too young, sorry", I was so relieved

[@meganism8349]

I get mistaken as a kid a lot and I can tell you it is disturbing how many grown men will hit on me and make sexually charged jokes. Sometimes I get fed up and scream at them that I'm a minor (I'm quickly approaching 30, but I look sixteen), and people start staring at them in horror 😂 works every time.

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

@@meganism8349 I'm approaching 30 too, but get mistaken for a kid or teenager and ugh, it sucks. Why can't creeps just GO AWAY?? and why can't people realise that not all adults are tall or older looking. Some of us have baby faces and smaller bodies, but we are still grown adults. It's worse when people are condescending about it. :( Though, I will say, great way to make use of that and get back at those creeps. Lmao! I bet they didn't ever try that again after going through that. xD

[@meganism8349]

@@ReptilianTeaDrinker I feel you there on all of that. I get talked down to as if I were a child and I'm old enough now to have my own kids. *Sigh* It has happened with literally every older/younger generation dynamic, and yet we still haven't figured out that it doesn't end well.

[@Starsongzz]

The worst thing a man ever said to me while whining/probably almost crying in his car: “You don’t want to at least *see* it???😢”

[@xylobort]

NAUR 😭💀

[@yurrrr2005]

lock em up

[@Orëo1980]

🤢🤮 Nah…I’m good…..ALL the women are good 😂

[@adamcallaghan2135]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ghostfloxks7414]

Stop lying 😂😂😂😂

[@rita8274]

I had some random dude message me "You have such a cute face, it's too bad you're fat. If you lost weight you'd be a lot cuter." I asked if his mom knows he says things like this to random women who didn't ask and he apologized and said she would be ashamed to know he did this.

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

He changed his tune quick! lol

[@MrEvldreamr]

Character development

[@bluliite]

Should have called.

[@katiemcteague]

Can you imagine if women said this type of crap to men? “I would go out with you, but you look kind of stupid so I’ll pass.“ Or, “ I was all set to go all the way with you but your dick is kind of smelly so I’ll pass.” They would either act out in rage or run away like crybabies and say that there’s something wrong with us.

[@LovelyLady1111]

@@katiemcteague Literally. I told some guy his dick smelled like shrimp so I didn't wanna suck it, and I'm so glad and lucky that he didn't punch me on his way out! 😂😭

[@TrashPandaJess]

Once while I was actively intimate with a man he stopped and looked at me and goes “you look like your brother without makeup” I was like uhhh okay? Then he says “don’t worry, your brother is cute.” He was very upset when I stopped the intimacy and didn’t understand why 😂 I called my brother and told him and he died laughing 😂

[@mellamobrittney]

Ew. Would've instantly dried up like the Sahara desert.

[@ringinn7880]

Reminds me of r/Suddenly bi

[@Corneelius]

Dude he so wanted your brother 💀🤣😂

[@gothcsm]

Bro realized something about himself that day 💀

[@jdprettynails]

RIP to your brother

[@sierralundy98]

One time, I got a message on Hinge that said, "Are you George Floyd because you took my breath away," and I haven't logged back on to an online dating app since...

[@tiara608]

The gasp I just let out omg??

[@DarkLife3074]

I found it funny 🤷‍♂️

[@kj8767]

GIRL. I had a baby photo on my long deleted Hinge profile and a guy told me that my younger self didn't understand what it meant to be in that position. You see a toddler pic and the first thing to pop into your mind is a sex position???? They should call that app UnHinged😭

[@ianhudson7350]

What a racist pos! You're totally better off without him!!

[@aaroncooper4237]

It doesn't even make sense, Floyd was the one having his breath taken away.

[@cameronking4971]

I had a VERY easy pregnancy. No problems, no morning sickness, I’m grateful I had such a good experience because I know how awful it can be for some women. With that being said, IT STILL WASNT EASY BIRTHING A HUMAN.

[@Jin_Raiden]

I literally wake up in the morning and am nauseous all throughout the day. Horrid vertigo and dizziness. I literally breathe and feel like vomiting. Mind you I am not even pregnant. I’ve seen people through their whole pregnancy and that sickness was GETTING them badly with no regards to if they’re working or not. I could not even imagine birthing a human when I have problems enough on my own. Birthing a human is never easy. Never mind the statistics where moms lose their lives, altering your bodies, etc. Moms are literally superheroes. You guys are amazing! 🙌🏽

[@cameronking4971]

@@Jin_Raiden I’m sure you have to deal with that, nausea is almost worse than throwing up honestly. That’s awful. also that part! My body will NEVER be the same. I have complications that I’m still dealing with 7 months later and my stomach will never go back to how it was before I got pregnant!!

[@mrshmuga9]

I’ve heard the pain of birth is comparable to a guy getting hit in the nuts, because women are more susceptible to pain. But that’s kind of irrelevant anyway, because it ignore the other 7-9 months of carrying it, morning sickness, and the other various emotional/mental/physical complications that come with it that are ever fluctuating. Plus, laying sweaty on a bed for 10+ hours trying to give birth. I’m good, thanks, you can have that, lol.

[@cameronking4971]

@@mrshmuga9 I had an epidural which only partially worked, but I can tell you that that pain was unlike anything I’ve ever even thought of feeling. Idk what getting hit in the balls feels like, but that was some pain.

[@vellathewench]

@@mrshmuga9 Well that depends if you have a natural birth like I did. No meds. It was pretty damn painful. The only thing I've had in comparison was an impinged nerve in my arm, but I suffered with that for weeks, not a few hours of birthing. I know the pain was way worse giving birth but it didn't last that long so it's kinda easy to forget after so many years. The worst part was throwing up at least a couple of times a day for almost 7 months. That was hell.

[@santinamanno854]

My ex's explanation for cheating on me and emotionally manipulating me: "you're too nice to people and that's a weakness and shows that you're vulnerable and that's why people take advantage of you" 💀 my jaw actually dropped

[@santinamanno854]

@@jadebel7006 no lol. You must be as abusive person yourself to even think that. Cheating has everything to do with how insecure the other person is. He was a lil emotional insecure btch!

[@Lebecamie]

​@jadebel7006 what is wrong with you 😂

[@smileymctrashbag3589]

​@@LebecamieThey are a very sad, sad incel that treats women like meat and gets mad because they recognize their own behavior in the video, and don't like being told they're creepy af.

[@miabermudez1756]

This is a classic and it’s just them excusing thinking that being a piece of utter trash is appropriate

[@LuxNovuz]

@@jadebel7006bruh I can tell u a nasty cheat just by that comment alone

[@snoko2]

My ex got jealous because I hugged my 15 year old cousin at our grandpa's funeral. He didn't like that I 'looked for comfort in another man'. That's just the tip of the iceberg, I stayed with that guy for way too long.

[@smileymctrashbag3589]

Another... man? He said that about your teenaged cousin?? What a weirdo.

[@Rosie-ij3on]

Jesus. Reminds me of that guy who was uncomfortable with his wife breastfeeding their son because he felt that he "was the only man who should have access to her breasts" Creepy.

[@kenjamarticus]

@@Rosie-ij3onwhat in the Sigmund Freud???

[@Chance-98]

That's fair

[@Haze-xr9rc]

@@Rosie-ij3on does that man know what the biological purpose of growing breasts is

[@shannontaylor4474]

I'm really happy that these men are upfront about it tho, makes it easier to avoid them

[@sammorpls]

Fr. I wish they were tagged for the nice ladies who give the benefit of a doubt lol.

[@sammorpls]

To avoid of course

[@phillipsseanc]

Yeah it would be nice if they would grow and educate themselves and become deeper more compassionate human beings, it’s sad to see these people exist wish they would change but that’s probably a lost cause.

[@bec7080]

It's like when they are upfront that they might kill you at some funny. It's appreciated

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

Still, I'd rather not hear what they have to say. Would prefer they just wore shirts that read "D1ckhead!" and "Creep." Would make it even easier to avoid them.

[@wildlyshai3874]

For the guy who said gas lighting doesn’t exist. I feel like I would’ve continued to see him, waited until he really liked me and then told him we are just friends. And when he complained about it, I’d reply “well you were only manipulated because you subconsciously wanted it”

[@Yviene311]

You're an evil genius

[@rbmac110]

Dude that's genius

[@elliekate.a]

I hope nobody fucks with you in the future cause damn

[@zenmaster9195]

This is amazing.

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

That's so smart! :O If they wanna play that game, then game ON! They will get a taste of their own medicine.

[@charmainvisser8238]

Had an ex who told me when we stopped at the mall, "You dress nice for someone poor"...meanwhile he lived on his daddy's paycheck.

[@stormangelus6638]

Yeah, I'd have made the comment of "Yeah, I don't require a sugar daddy."

[@Crowcryptic]

Mister daddys money never heard of thrift shops you can find alot of nice clothes there

[@cathycat4989]

Worst thing a guy said to me was "are you as young as you look? Because I've got a windowless white van around the corner." I was walking home from my shift at the animal hospital.

[@EssamAlami-s2z]

What the actual F? So creepy. What was your response to him? I mean, WTF. LMAO

[@cathycat4989]

@@EssamAlami-s2z my mouth kinda quit working, so I just tightened my grip on my pocket knife and hurried along. I just hope my arms would have cooperated had he tried anything.

[@residentkane]

That's some dumb shit my sister and I would say to mock a creepy character in our shows 😭 what the fuck 😭

[@bluliite]

I would have called the police.

[@cathycat4989]

@bluliite not gonna help. It was technically not phrased as a threat in the legal sense, and we were outside. Easy to get away had I called the cops. The cops would have taken my statement but not done anything. Not very useful.

[@angiadcock8196]

I once started my period very unexpectedly at work. I had 2 emergency tampons but I bled through them onto my clothes in about two hours. I had to do the humiliating thing and tell my male supervisor. He wouldn’t let me go home to change because I “should have held it in.” I was like sir, you have a wife how do you not know how this works? Edit: a lot of people are very curious about what happened next. So I thought I’d put the rest of the story here. First off, I didn’t do a formal report to HR. There are a lot of reasons, but ultimately it comes down to being very young at the time and it also being my first “real” job which I was terrified of losing. What I did do was leave anyway. I got a call while I was driving home from my supervisor’s boss asking why I left without permission. I told him what had happened and that if he needed proof that I really did need to go home, he could go look at my chair which still had blood on it. He told me to go home and relax for the rest of the day, I wasn’t in trouble and that he would take care of it. I’m not sure what if any action was taken with my supervisor but he never mentioned it again and about 4 days later I got a new office chair. I was comfortable with that outcome and didn’t pursue it any further.

[@suspiciousbird487]

Ngl, It would have been hilarious if you could have gotten hold of his wife

[@camm7985]

10/10 he's never come close to making her "O"

[@ShowsCaleb]

Hellll nah, that’s gotta be HR violation for sure. I fucking hate dudes like this. What if it was his mother or his fucking daughter? I bet he’d sing a different tune if they were in your shoes

[@Dark_Harmony]

Say back, "If I stabby stabbied you, how well will you hold it in?"

[@brl0522]

I would’ve gone and sat on his lap

[@raerae7499]

I once went on a date with a guy who told me he didn’t think it would work out because dating him would lower my self esteem… I replied with a simple ok!…. About a month later he contacted me saying he realised he made a mistake and wanted to take me out …. To which I replied “no I’m good , I think dating me would lower your self esteem

[@amyzanlungo556]

👸

[@moooavila]

queen shit right here

[@mrshmuga9]

That’s kind of sad. That he thinks that poorly of himself that he’s not worth having a romantic relationship… unless he meant your self esteem would worsen because he’d actively be rude/mean to you. In which case, don’t be a jerk, lol.

[@putzy17]

@@mrshmuga9I feel like he’s saying dating him would lower her self esteem because he’s better than her…?

[@mrshmuga9]

@@putzy17 Perhaps.

[@aliceepalermo5047]

‘Leave women alone’ CORRECT

[@aliceepalermo5047]

@@jadebel7006 I need you to leave me alone too, thanks

[@smileymctrashbag3589]

Aw, what's wrong? This comment feels a little personal, does it?​@jadebel7006

[@aliceepalermo5047]

@@jadebel7006 ooof you seem like a charming person

[@abcharlotte]

​@@jadebel7006 Yikes, who hurt you?

[@Karmabydead]

Found the incel ​@@jadebel7006

[@ajsmiley1311]

I came back from maternity leave with my youngest. And it was a very rough delivery, I almost didn’t make it. So was off longer than anticipated. I come back and a male coworker and said “glad your finally back from your vacation”

[@ItsAlannaBanana]

@@ajsmiley1311 I’m so glad you made it. I’ve never given birth so I can only imagine the pain you felt. Massive props to you for being a bad bitch 👏

[@emmakathleennn]

you are a goddess

[@phillipsseanc]

Gosh that’s such a shallow and dumb thing for him to say, he sounds ignorant.

[@tristasloane5377]

I have a female coworker, who has 2 sons, who told me that I would be on vacation soon AKA maternity leave… I told her it was hardly a vacation considering I have 3 other kids, have a C-section, and a home to keep up with when I am home. I’m not going on some fancy trip or enjoying a lot of time off while I struggled through a C-section, could barely walk or get up, and struggle to feed my newborn. And following that, I have tons of other stuff to keep up with once home.

[@ItsAlannaBanana]

@@tristasloane5377 I’m sorry people were so insensitive to what you went through to bring life into this world. You’re so strong and beautiful and you deserve respect for the pain you endured. 🩷

[@mystikbernard5493]

I've never watched this guy before, I was not ready for him to say "Fist the man" lmao

[@forteford9426]

Don't feel bad, I HAVE watched this guy before and was also not prepared for "Fist this man!"

[@mackenzieshonk3519]

I have been watching this guy for like 12 years, and I wasn't ready for "Fist the man"

[@Deborah-so8mv]

I was.

[@kautharmaharaj237]

I showed my boyfriend who Joe is... said he wasn't funny, so I did the most rational thing and dumped him.

[@corey4109]

So what's up? Jk

[@GoblinWrangler]

Solid decision. Nobody has time for wrong opinions in this economy

[@deadflowers28]

your iconic

[@red__x3x3]

Perfect decision ❤

[@JasmineSingh-zz2so]

You don’t need that energy around you

[@tammys5383]

I once had a man tell me I’m too clingy because I was excited to see him after four weeks apart 🙃 I just told him “I’m really glad we get to see each other again since it’s been such a long time of not going on a date” and he just went “Four weeks isn’t that long. This isn’t gonna work out if you’re always gonna be so clingy” And another time when I was on a second date with a guy, at the end of the date I told him “I don’t really feel a connection between us but I really value you as a friend” and he replied “Well now you’re of no use to me anymore” and left 😂 Also had another guy who would always say stuff like “I could get lost in your eyes” or “You’re shining brighter than any star on a night sky” and I wouldn’t have minded it but he said stuff like that constantly (like every ten minutes another one of those) and when I asked how he comes up with them he said “ Oh I have a whole book of them and I want to test them on women to see what works and what doesn’t so that at one point I can get any woman I desire to get with me” I felt like a lab rat and left 😂

[@DwynTwo]

What did the last guy expect you to say?? "Awwwwwww that's SO romantic that you tell me a bunch of stuff you don't mean so you can eventually get a woman you actually want ❤"? 😂

[@wendynerd1199]

OMG you dated Mr. Collins from Pride and Prejudice!

[@EmyN]

Oof

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

I'm sorry that you went through all of that. :( Hope you find someone who loves you the way you are and appreciates you.

[@tammys5383]

@@ReptilianTeaDrinkerawww thanks for your concern I found someone and I think I‘ll keep him 😉 Been 4 years and can’t wait for the next 40 😊 There is hope out there! 😂

[@thatonekidweallknow]

I was 18 and working at a bar, he was late 40s he said "You're so pretty! You look like my daughter... Can I have your nunber?" Surprisingly, I declined

[@RissaGrrArg]

My ex husband told me I started looking too old to be attractive (I was 23). And that my WANTING to be intimate was a turn off, men are supposed to want sex, women are supposed to resist.

[@Deborah-so8mv]

Divorce absolutely.

[@SkycometAnimeVamp]

🚩🚩🚩

[@meaghans4380]

"I'm already sorry" I love this man so much😂

[@betteryourlife865]

Some women’s restrooms do have couches and even toiletries(hair spray, lotions etc)…but it’s more at fancy places and not so much at a school lol.

[@sarah-michellemease5622]

I stock both restrooms with floss pics, deodorant, and other essential toiletries. In my experience, those fancy offices and other places will usually do something for the men's room too!

[@Falcodrin]

Worked as a janitor at a college and at least 2 had couches and little foyers and stuff but they were faculty use not student use.

[@bec7080]

I will literally go back to venues that have these. It's pretty rare

[@anastream4505]

The Fox theater in St.Louis has bathrooms like this. And stained glass ceilings in one of the restrooms.

[@simonaiota4233]

Yep, usually fancy or cozy places have couches in the women's bathrooms. I think it's because we usually go together so the friend can chill while we do our business

[@amanderz__]

I’ve been told “you look like your body count is like 85” 🤨 and he told me he meant it as a compliment ☠️

[@Littlelikeme92]

I swear some of these dudes have rocks for brains.

[@ringinn7880]

He sounds like his body count is zero

[@forteford9426]

Way to tell you he's never touched a woman before and probably never will 😂

[@EmyN]

Men and their body counts

[@mentallyillgenz3508]

Maybe I'm weird but I would probably actually take it as a compliment. Even if it wasn't meant as such. Thank for far calling me hot I guess. But that's probably bc I never thought that sleeping with people, no matter how many, damages your worth in any way. As long as you're careful, responsible and honest, go off and enjoy as many people as you (and they) want.

[@ajtoomey08]

Greg laughing in the background makes me laugh harder everytime 😂

[@abbyss0.0]

I’m hearing Kieth and die every time 😂

[@cameronschulz6158]

It's like Greg is his target audience😂

[@gypsystarryder984]

Rs 😂😂😂

[@SusanHamer]

Many decades ago I worked in a men's prison. About 6 weeks after I started, a male coworker clued me in that there was a pool among all the guys about who would bed me first". Uhhhhh.....WOW? at another male dominated job, a MUCH older man grabbed my crutch and invited me to his locker for a drink. When I reported him, I was told I was making it up because "Chet" did .......not......drink. REALLY??? THATS what you got from what I said????

[@Deborah-so8mv]

Never work in a prison.

[@BatsyValentine]

This sounds absolutely disgusting, and the fact that these guys are just covering for each other and treating these nasty things like a joke is even worse.

[@Taradoxxi]

“soft yet firm like a baby seal” is SENDING ME

[@abbymxo]

one time i went on a date with a man and he said and i quote “wow you’re so pretty for a fat girl, you have like a skinny girl face”

[@abbymxo]

@@n.emm1908 dude me neither some men will never feel the touch of a women

[@darkenvy1901]

I had a similar one - "Wow, you have a small waist for such a fat girl." Apparently completely unaware that hips can 100% be bigger than a waist. 😂

[@LuxNovuz]

It’s like they’ve never actually seen fat people like….wtf

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

What the fvck??? What a messed up thing to say... Some dudes have zero class and manners.

[@ConnorMiller417]

“Fist this man!!!” *I’M DEAD!* ☠️ 😂

[@oneeyedjack1812]

Same energy as a Medieval King ordering his gaurds to terrorize the peasantry

[@rominaschaback9840]

“You’d be a lot smarter if you would just stfu”- need to remember that

[@graciep.6984]

What's that famous quote? "It's better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt". Paraphrased slightly because my memory's not the best, but it's very close.

[@MsSailorC]

Three weeks into dating “I’d love you if you were obedient and submissive”

[@autumnrain3499]

🤢🤢

[@Deborah-so8mv]

At least he said it early-before marriage.

[@JoZeeBB]

I once had a guy ask me if I wanted to help him cross off "asian" on his bingo card... 🖕🙄

[@mellamobrittney]

I had a guy tell me that his grandmother (who apparently was the matriach of his family) always warned him to stay away from black people, especially black women, but he found me so enticing that he just "couldn't help it." Then, proceeded to ask me what my plan was to change his grandmother's mind about black women, if he was to introduce me to her 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@JoZeeBB]

@@mellamobrittney umm, you'll change her mind when she dies? What the hell??? My last ex (white), he introduced me to his grandma and she said "well at least she isn't black." I broke up with him soon after for a number of reasons but one of them being he full chest said the N word.

[@camm7985]

​@@mellamobrittneyYOUR plan??😂😂😂

[@mellamobrittney]

@camm7985 Yes, girl! Like it was *my* responsibility to change a racists mind about not only me, but black people as a whole 🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

[@camm7985]

@@mellamobrittney the absolute nerve🤦🏾‍♀️ I can't😭

[@Avaaa9494]

My ex husband: “What?… it’s not like you pushed our two sons out.” I had two c-sections and the first one an 18 hour labor just to have an emergency c-section and my second son was a planned one.

[@sammyw7301]

Another man for the fist list!!!

[@lizanna6390]

No, just got cut into!

[@Chick-inslacks]

See Ex! I’m sorry he said that! What an idiot!

[@maryrichardson1318]

His first colonoscopy needs to be done through his belly button, with no anesthesia.

[@sennataylor592]

I remember when a guy said that pads and tampons were woke and unnecessary, and women should just hold the blood in until they went to use the restroom because we’re grown women so we shouldn’t need to use diapers. I can’t even.😒

[@CrazWoolf]

I am flabbergasted. The sheer level of stupidity is almost hilarious.

[@MaryannMyers-uc1hi]

Not a single clue how our bodies work. Good grief he can reproduce!

[@SamRK-1000]

Oh my goodness…yeah cuz I can TOTALLY clench my uterus and hold my blood inside me 😀 Even though doing that is extremely painful and already done for me (aka cramps!). Even if we could hold it in, there’d probably be someone who did it for too long and ended up going septic or tearing a uterine muscle.

[@さくら-l8t]

This is the most 0 IQ thing I’ve ever read. Like doesn’t this guy have a mom?? There are grown ass adult men who still seriously believe periods are like holding in a piss lmao

[@Hopeskyesk]

A man at my work the other day told me to GET RID OF MY TATTOOS because I will be GOING TO HELL if I keep them. I was so uncomfortable but I laughed and said “I don’t care” and he went “YOU DONT CARE ABOUT GOING TO HELL???” And I was just like, no?? 😂 not to mention I literally have a whole sleeve plus dozens more, I can’t just “get rid of them” 😂

[@DaiTwice]

Just tell them "ill save you a seat by the lake of fire" works every time 😂😂

[@sashaforrest4993]

He was incorrect anyways. Making marks in the skin is a sin according to the Lord's word (Holy Bible). BUT As long as you ask Jesus for forgiveness for having them and stop getting more tattoos (called repentance) after asking for his forgiveness you would be fine. Sin leads to hell but we can be forgiven for our sins and then just change our ways.

[@Littlelikeme92]

What really works for me, especially in the south is throwing in a “hail Satan”. It makes people uncomfortable enough to just excuse themselves. And it brings me joy to lowkey antagonize people who are rude and off putting. It’s very.. mature of me 😂

[@Varaidzo1]

​@@sashaforrest4993 With everything going on in the world "Jesus" doesn't care about tattoos. Also I think that Bible verse is usually taken out of context and isn't it old testament?

[@alyssabrown-carleton6173]

Tell him you're already there listening to him talk

[@thefrozencombustion]

Sometimes there are couches or little sitting rooms in womens restrooms, especially in fancier places. Near as I can tell it's for women who are breastfeeding and don't wish to do so in public.

[@Emotional-Support-Demon-Sarica]

That's exactly what it is That's where the logic comes from in saying "you wouldn't eat in a bathroom why should a baby" in support of free feeding. Though I think we've all sat down and relaxed waiting for someone else to be done with their business lol

[@Emotional-Support-Demon-Sarica]

They were put in because you HAD to feed in private. They're less common the more common free feeding gets.

[@meghanmonroe]

Or old people 🤷‍♀️

[@Natatattatification]

@@Emotional-Support-Demon-Saricawell some places do call them REST rooms haha

[@solisa1656]

Maybe they just don’t want to try to keep a couch clean in the guys’ restroom. 😱

[@meepmoopiethe3rd]

I was on a hike in the middle of nowhere (so sound travels super far) and overhead this guy saying that attractive women don't go on hikes. Intrigued, I waited on the stump I was sitting on for long enough for them to pass. A guy and a girl, early 20s, she's so far out of his league it isn't funny. As they pass, he's saying something about how Joe Rogan is the smartest man alive and she should listen to him for wisdom on life in general. And she's kinda absent, probably because she's like a solid 9 and he told her attractive girls don't hike, and just "mhmm" to everything he says, and I hope she got out alive. If you were that girl hiking in Georgia in July and you're still with him, leave.

[@angrynoodletwentyfive6463]

when i was in the 8th grade a boy told me "you know you'd be really pretty if you weren't wearing glasses" and I responded "thats funny, you'd look alot better if i wasn't wearing glasses too." and all his friends all laughed at him, in that teenage boy "oooooh" way

[@aka_Ingmar]

If he doesn't like tattoos or a lot of tattoos on a woman then don't f****** date her. It's as simple as that

[@albino_dragon2447]

Mine was definitely “You’d look pretty good tied to my bed” 🙃 That was said to me by an old ass veteran when I was working as a hostess. He was in a wheelchair and when I held the door open for him THAT was the response I got back 😅 even worse is the fact that I’m pretty sure his wife was the one pushing his wheelchair

[@HHollyMMarie]

Insults are apparently supposed to make us want to chase their approval. Lol boy, bye , 👋🏼

[@Deborah-so8mv]

“Negging”. It doesn’t work, by the way.

[@peytonbarrus9257]

Had a guy tell me "You were a 10 until you cut your hair" and would not understand how I didn't consider that a compliment.

[@ninacarrera9428]

Can you make this a series please!? I love laughing at the stupidity of men and love how you now understand the shit we deal with 😭👏🏼

[@Mr.Grantosis]

I'm a man and i second this!

[@rubenkriel1627]

That's a real good idea because making an episode on the stupidity of women like you wouldn't be funny at all it would just be true.

[@raerae823]

@@rubenkriel1627damn you attacking her for agreeing with Joe that men say stupid things? You might wanna tell Joe you were offended instead of coming at some girl you don’t even know. Also, I’m almost certain a video with women saying stupid shit would be just as funny.

[@claudia8760]

@@rubenkriel1627 OOoOooO big man big feeling ooga ooga

[@rubenkriel1627]

@raerae823 She didn't just say she agreed with Joe. Learn to read. Imagine i posted a comment saying i love laughing at the stupidity of women. Then, the same people defending her now would be attacking me.

[@AlinaKay47]

A co worker introduced himself to me and I quote “hello, I’m 24 years old and single”…… completely caught me off guard

[@michaellaaa]

I woulda been like, “same buddy, same.”

[@myrin265]

That’s an unusual name

[@LEXIELOOOO]

That's not a good one but okay.

[@Corneelius]

He really wanted to shoot his shot🤣

[@thelivingliver6715]

i would say “my age is irrelevent and i hope you stay single”

[@breannabrooks9038]

On a first date a man asked for a HJ in the back of the lyft we were sharing 🙃 He was shocked when i told him I didnt wish to continue seeing him.

[@beautifulmidnight]

“Age is just a number, baby.” -The very drunk man in his 40s/50s hitting on me while I’m trying to work, in response to me awkwardly telling him I’m 15 and not interested.

[@cursedalien]

"Age is just a number" is supposed to be for old people who still have whimsy, not for this shit.

[@CrimsonsCubes]

once knew a dude who said “i love emo girls” when he found out his girlfriend was struggling with self harm. we are no longer friends.

[@riakun]

Damn the comment “You’d be so much prettier without tattoos”/“women shouldn’t have tattoos because tattoos are too masculine” has been said to me so many times it’s honestly sad and stupid af.

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

It is really dumb. I have a lot of tattoos and honestly, I don't see how tattoos are masculine. Like, they can be pretty and cute tattoos too; They can be of anything and I don't see why people gender them in the first place. That's so weird. lol If people don't like tattoos, they don't have to get them themselves, but the fact they feel the need to comment on other peoples tattoos? It's dumb. Why can't people just mind their own business when it comes to peoples skin and bodies.

[@thelivingliver6715]

“my body is my temple and i can worship it and give it any gift i please. my body is also a canvas in which i can express upon it with art”

[@bwines16]

I had a guy tell me he was going to cheat because it came with the territory of being a paramedic (and other jobs like firefighter) 😂 dumped that loser so fast.

[@L2DaJ]

in highschool, i shared with a classmate that i wanted to move to Vegas they said “thats great because prostitution is legal there”. i was 16 😀

[@xmisslizzyx]

Ooh, ooh! I have one! So, I work retail overnight. One night, when it was only me and one other person (a guy), this customer came in and I already just....knew. I was alone on the floor, as it was a slow night, just doing my job. This dude right away just starts hitting on me. "Oh, are you alone??" Like, no? "I get to lock the doors if I was". He goes back to shopping, so I go to where my other coworker was, and was like "Brooo". I'm talking to my coworker, and the customer called me up to get rung up. I'm ringing him up, ya know, DOING MY JOB? And he goes "Are you behaving?" 🤮 "....yeah." "Oh, well I was gonna say if you were alone, you should lock the doors and we should have some fun." 🤮🤮🤮 I was like "I don't think my HUSBAND would like that very much." He was like "Oh, I didn't see a ring on your finger." (We don't really wear ours, no real particular reason, just kinda don't, but definitely not the point). So he goes outside, And I run and tell my coworker. In the middle of me talking to him, this man comes back in to prepay gas, AND PUT HIS RING BACK ON WHEN I WAS RINGING HIM UP. Dudes are grotty. 🤮

[@elizabethwhite3785]

I was working in a pharmacy, and I had kneeled down to look in the bottom drawer for this old man’s prescription and he said “oh on your knees for me?? 😉” and I said “what did you say to me?” And he got very timid all of a sudden and wouldn’t repeat it back.

[@Deborah-so8mv]

Always tell the rude person to repeat it.

[@IllumInator-sv3tl]

That always ruffles their feathers so good going. That’s when they realize how stupid they are another one is if they make a “joke” that is offensive saying that’s not funny and when they say test it tell them to explain it to you and watch them stutter and make an utter @$$ of themselves.

[@kellinoel88]

“Fist this man” is my new motto.

[@emiliecharlesharrison4732]

I told my bf at the time I didn’t wanna see him that day since we were arguing and he told me “ you don’t have the privilege or deciding when I see you”

[@CB-dy1he]

Hope he’s an ex-bf now??

[@Deborah-so8mv]

Oh, no! Please say you spit at him.

[@milagrey-n8g]

I worked at a bank as a teller, and when I said hello how can I help you? to the next man in line He said “is there a pole back there?” I said no, then proceeded to pay his bill for him. I didn’t wish him a good day. He left. I told my manager and within that same hour, my manager called him and told him to come back to apologize to me. lol. He came back, apologized in front of every employee and I, and He never came back in to the branch again. lol.

[@majam2222]

W manager

[@Littlelikeme92]

I had a similar situation at the smoke shop where I work. This guy went off on me for not giving him his military discount on something we were running a special on. I told him we can’t stack discounts but he continued to argue so I removed the promotion and replaced it with his military discount which resulted in the price going up. He started yelling at me again despite me calmly explaining to him exactly what I did. I was like well I told you we couldn’t stack discounts but you insisted on getting that military discount. He was being so rude and demeaning, implying that I couldn’t do my job because I’m stupid. There were other customers in the store that didn’t like the way he was speaking to me and it almost caused a fight. My manager had a discussion with this customer and made him apologize. He still comes in unfortunately but he kisses my ass every time. Yay for bosses that give a fuck 🖤

[@alyssabrown-carleton6173]

That's a good manager

[@EmyN]

Pole? Like a stripper pole?

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

@@Littlelikeme92 Glad your manager was a caring one. That military discount guy should be ashamed for how he acted.

[@mermaidmoongoddess]

One asked me to bite it. Ghosted him but he texted me literally 14 separate times after that. Th 15th point of contact was a phone call where I said “you didn’t get the hint when I didn’t respond” his response was “you were ugly anyway” 😂😂😂

[@maryrichardson1318]

That guy in the "medical field" is probably mopping the operating room floor after surgeries.

[@samanthadalley1]

All these years later and he’s still one of the very few men that deserve to have a podcast and a platform, he’s not a misogynistic a**hole

[@allanapolinske8271]

Please be sure to mention “big fat slappers” in the next podcast episode 🤣🤣🤣

[@ceridwenaeradwr8105]

"It's wild how many men just sprint in the other direction when it comes to sex" Had me laughing for a solid five minutes. It does feel that way sometimes.

[@shamelessstacib7351]

Was walking out of a shop with my kids when a man with a hot dog cart asked if I were married. I nodded my head and he made up a song: 🎵mmmmmhmmmm lucky huuuuusbin got big ol tiiiitties and some RUBY RAYED LEEYUPSS mmmhhhhhmmm BIIIIIIG OL TIIIIITTAAAAAYSSSS 🎵 my kids were 3, 4 and 5 and that was their favorite song for years 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@bkminchilog1]

😂😂😂

[@karencalder8540]

Im dying😂😂😂😂

[@benjig7085]

😂 Hey if he's singing let em cook should be flattered fr long as he wasn't actually a perv creep with bad intent. Guess some of us just have to compliment our breast friends!

[@amymalone3995]

Its my new favorite song!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@gothcsm]

LMAOOO 😭

[@amymalone3995]

And guys are surprised that we are ok with being single......😣

[@carleethe1st]

Had a man say “I DESERVE you!” after I turned him down.

[@Deborah-so8mv]

Calling the cops…

[@DeidresStuff]

I had a guy on some dating site start with "You're definitely not pretty, yet you're somehow attractive." I did not respond, because what does that even mean?

[@Deborah-so8mv]

It means he’s rude and wasn’t raised properly like all the other hideous men here.

[@DeannaBaileytheRavensFan]

I had a guy DM me before I married my husband about how he hates that I was engaged because he couldn't have me like he wanted to. I had no idea he thought about me that way and I've ve never hit the block button so fast.😂

[@fangirl3086]

A word to the advice for straight men, if you wouldn't want a gay man to say/do that to you, don't do it to women!

[@IllumInator-sv3tl]

Exactly!! The mount of times I had to explain this! My first job we hade a regional manager all the women though was creepy and didn’t like because he would touch the women’s lower backed and guide them around instead of having the anise decency not to touch the workers? And then for the guy workers they needed to be somewhere else he didn’t touch them AT ALL not even the shoulder and ASKED them to move to another spot/station. One of our male coworkers heard my woman coworker and I talking about how inappropriate it was and the j@class acts like we are blowing it out of proportion. I said he touches us on the small of our backs and pushes us to a different area of out of the way does he do that to you? No he doesn’t touch you male employed se and he ASKS you to move. He had the gall to say that isn’t inappropriate and I said how would you feel if he did that to you just shoving you around with his hands low on your back with the historical tone of it and the blatant disrespect of it. Dumb man still couldn’t get it through his head, my typical shift lead overheated and understood immediately what we were talking about though. (That shift lead was a really nice dude that made sure we were all okay and kept our shift as smooth as possible and handled difficult customers or drivers that disrespected us. He want even manager so he couldn’t do anything about the regional manager that came to “fix” our location when the issue was and probably still is bad/lazy management that puts the running of the place on the shift leads)I hope he is doing well and I hope he found a better job because that place was toxic as hell and no one desperate to have to put up with it.

[@SouthernSera]

Similar to the "you'd be prettier if you didn't have tattoos" statement I have gotten the "you'd be prettier if you didn't have piercings". 🙄

[@Dave_ja_vu]

This is so dumb. The amount of people who will say this shit is wild. Like great, have a preference. When you vocalise it and use your preference to insult somebody who has the things you don't like though, you're a fucking asshole

[@danielle9535]

“You’d get laid more if you didn’t speak”

[@phillipsseanc]

Piercings are the best ❤ Tattoos are great too ❤ We’re all beautiful through and through just have to avoid those toxic people.

[@SouthernSera]

@@phillipsseanc Thank you! I feel we should do what makes us feel beautiful. If that's tattoos and/or piercings, great! I don't get why someone thinks it's ok to judge someone else's choices they make for their body.

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

Piercings and tattoos are cool and fun! I'm addicted to tattoos and keep needing to get more done and it can be the same for piercings. lol People are just jealous that you look cooler than them or they just don't have a life.

[@ManifestBest]

To the 1st guy - as a pregnant mom, 🖕 Pregnancy gave me bursitis in the hips, meaning I can barely walk some days. And just getting up/sitting down can be excruciating. And that's not even labor... Not to mention headaches, morning sickness, fatigue, mood swings, swollen breasts, etc. Did he say he was a doctor??? That's actually so scary 😨

[@maryrichardson1318]

He said he was in the "medical field". Probably a janitor in a hospital.

[@jessicastephens1568]

My ex used to call me Giggle Tits bc he said when I laughed my boobs would jiggle. He also called me Tits McGee and Hooty McBoob. I didn’t hate any of those; I actually thought they were oddly fitting.

[@kittykatkountry1317]

😂😂😂

[@monophobicbaby]

Hooty mcboob is now going to be my go-to LOL

[@mizuki1238]

Giggle tits is kind of cute, kind of shows that he was looking at you a lot when you would laugh. Lol

[@avril.227]

Giggle Tits!!! 😂😅😂😂😂

[@stormangelus6638]

This. This is the crap we go through. And then guys wonder why we treat every man as a possible threat?

[@s3lkieboy]

4:16 as an autistic guy whose special interest is seals: WHAT

[@fourleaves6877]

I would love a little-known seal fact if you're willing to share! (or several!)

[@s3lkieboy]

@ ABSOLUTELY okay so, crabeater seal teeth are super cool, and they’re shaped like flames because despite their names they are filter feeders and instead of eating crab they eat krill! The name was because of a translation error. Baikal seals live everywhere in lake baikal except for a specific gulf, and in the native folklore of the area this was because a seal hunter disrespected the culture’s rules for hunting seals and the seals were like gods in the culture, so the legend says they cursed that part of the lake to be forever seal-free so hunters there would starve. There isn’t a scientific reason discovered for why they don’t go there. Many people don’t know seals have forked tongues, and they’re also mostly nocturnal and will sleep all day and hunt during the nighttime! Another baikal seal one, the seals themselves are around the size of a fat house cat, but their full eyeballs are the size of mandarin oranges!! I suggest looking up a baikal seal skull, they look crazy. Also definitely look up seal teeth, the results are usually all crabeater seal teeth due to how cool they are, but only that species of seals has those teeth. The oldest seal in known history is currently alive, her name is Sheba and she’s a grey seal in a sanctuary in Cornwall and she turned 50 years old recently!! (The age expectation for her species is around 20-30 in the wild so that’s super crazy). That’s all I’ve got off the top of my head for now :3

[@fourleaves6877]

@s3lkieboy I just noticed your actual username, that's fantastic. Thank you for the seal facts, I am enlightened!!! I love animals of all sorts, and love learning about the creatures we share this planet with! ^^

[@Nawt__r0me0]

@@s3lkieboy your username is so perfectttt

[@carleneeverett7760]

When I was at the comic book store buying volume 12 of Transformers: More Than Meets the Eye, a dude saw what was in my hands and insisted I list three transformers who weren’t in the Michael Bay movies. That’s just one of my many “prove you’re a fan of this nerdy media you female woman” stories

[@eldamarker]

Should have asked him to name 3 women who aren't related to him 😂

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

@@eldamarker Lmao! Savage. XD I doubt he would have been able to answer that.

[@Lunakitty1234]

Why do men gatekeep nerdy stuff? It’s so stupid. Hobbies are not gendered. People can like whatever they want. I like video games, manga, anime etc and I’m a woman . Once I had a male friend say I couldn’t like animes like School Rumble cuz fanservice stuff is for boys. Like yeh the show had girls in it . Who cares . It was a comedy and I like to laugh. Who gives a fuck about the target audience of what you watch. If you like something, that’s all that should matter.

[@Deborah-so8mv]

Let me affirm I am smarter than you.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Joe is truly the best person to react to this. You’re a real one 🔥

[@MelissaLalonde]

One guy told me that I would be way more attractive if I was skinny and not overweight but I have a boyfriend who loves me no matter what

[@EmmaLaughland]

I said I didn’t want kids on my hinge profile and and a guy responded with: “on the topic of kids, what are your thoughts on a man wanting a surrogate to continue his bloodline?”

[@CassyCrochet]

lol i got told "my love for you is like diarrhea i cant hold it" yeah i blocked him and had so much fun telling all my family about it. good laughs

[@katarinad1309]

I had a guy on the first date that told me he had read a book that said robots were taking over the human race and hiding by looking like us. I thought he was just describing the book until I said yeah fiction can be interesting but then he told me he really believes it’s happening. I left quickly.

[@さくら-l8t]

I remember also hearing that some men genuinely think we can shape shift. I wouldn’t be surprised if next they believe we can summon Cthulhu, use the force, and secretly have a third eye that lets us see into the 9th dimension lol

[@KimiikoZ]

The tattoo thing triggered a memory. I had a guy in one of my college classes (who had a gf) and he always sat next to me. He always wanted to have lunch together. He loves cooking and was like I need to cook you something. When our class was over he said he wanted my email because he never wanted to lose touch with me. Anyways one day at lunch he was like “ya know, I don’t like girls with dyed hair.” (I use to dye my hair a new color monthly). In my mind I was like… clearly you do cuz you never leave me alone 😭

[@elementalchick407]

I just wanna say that we do actually have couches and vanity's in some of our women's bathrooms, but usually in department stores, fancy restaurants/clubs, spas etc...more upscale places. School bathrooms though? absolutely not lol...

[@maryrichardson1318]

I used to work at a state university. The student center building had been on the campus since the 1920s. There was a ballroom on the 3rd floor and the ladies bathroom attached to it had 3 rooms. The first was a bunch of couches and a couple of coffee tables, the second was a wall of vanity mirrors with stools and a counter top, and the third room had all the stalls and sinks. The building was finally remodeled in 2016. So maybe not high schools, but colleges-yes.

[@elementalchick407]

@@maryrichardson1318 yeah, I was referring to elementary through high school aged bathrooms, basically the one he went into as a kid 😂 University is completely different, especially if it's connected to a ballroom. In Southern California many of the schools don't even have mirrors in the bathrooms anymore because the kids kept breaking them 🙄

[@carveylover]

I have had men say some wild sh*t to me on dating apps and in person. I have had men say they want me to suffocate them with my thighs. I had one man in incredible detail describe a kidnapp fantasy to me. This was a guy I vaguely knew, too. I unfriended him right away and told our mutal friend about it. If you are into that fine but we barely knew each other. It was just weird. I look at 10-15 years younger than I actually am and have had a man tell me that it was a turn on that I looked so young. This was on a dating site. At the time, I was in my mid 20's and this man was in his 50s. I work in a coffee shop, and I have had men tell me they would only give me a tip if I smiled more. I can't help how my face looks in a neutral position, and I shouldn't have to. Not every thought has to be expressed. I also don't know if any of these are crazy wild, but unsolicited nonsense is never welcomed.

[@mrshmuga9]

Wait… kidnapping you or you kidnapping him? Still weird either way, but there’s a big difference, lol.

[@mrshmuga9]

The tip thing is generally correct, regardless of the intention behind saying it. Sometimes it’s because “you’ll look nicer”, but really it’s about comfort and approachability. And since it’s the service industry and tips are based on the customer’s feeling of the interaction with the waiter/waitress, that will be a factor in their tip (consciously or unconsciously). I like thinking beyond the surface-level so I’m going to extrapolate. If you walked around a store looking for help from staff (like a general store) and they look angry or irritated, you might avoid them. They may not be upset, but you’re making an educated guess to avoid an uncomfortable situation. Same goes for restaurants, except you’re stuck with that waiter/waitress. You might be acting neutral (when they first get drinks/food), but they might avoid calling you over for another drink (not a night of alcohol with multiple rounds, I just mean water/pop) or not asking questions, because they think you might get angry or make it awkward. Is it fair? No, but it’s on the staff to make the customer feel comfortable. There isn’t a whole lot of time in this scenario for the customer to really get to know you to realize that. But also, it’s not really their responsibility. They’re the customer in this situation, and you’re the staff wanting to get an extra amount of their money (that no one owes you or has to give you). The responsibility falls upon staff to do what customers prefer (within reason), if you want extra money. If you don’t want to be enthusiastic or a bit more cheery for a few extra bucks, that’s fine, but also a willing sacrifice. So it’s really not about “the smile”, it’s about having a welcoming attitude so they feel comfortable. A smile is a “part” of that. But what they’re likely telling you, is that you’re not very approachable. Although I’m sure there are some that say it because they were trying to flirt with you or wanted you to flirt with them. That’s a separate issue, and on them. But if it’s happening often enough, it’s probably not exclusively because they’re looking to flirt, and that you’re not very welcoming/approachable.

[@phillipsseanc]

Anyways, yeah thats crazy Id tip either way I don’t care if they smile I hardly smile because I have such a sad messed up life with lots of grief that gets to me at times. I probably wouldn’t last in customer service because of it but I’d be hopeful that people wouldn’t judge or criticize out of love and kindness though it’s sadly rare today. I have no problem helping others regardless of their attitude or situation just out of love 💗 and understanding.

[@LuxNovuz]

I ghosted a guy because he was wayyyy too comfy with kidnapping jokes. Like when they start joking about it they’ve already actually thought about it. I’ve watched too much true crime lmfao.

[@carveylover]

@mrshmuga9 No, he wanted to kidnap me. He went into graphic detail. How he "capture" me, tie me up,or stick me in the back of a van. He would want me to beg to be let go. I started a flirty conversation, and it turned into this. Again, I didn't really know this guy, so it was super inappropriate. He thought it was sexy but dangerous. I just thought it was dangerous. As I said, I stopped contact with him. I also told our mutual friend. In regards to the tipping thing, I didn't need that long of a patronizing explanation. I am very good at my job. I am friendly with my customers. I just have a resting face when I am doing something that is very neutral. It is not RBF, just blank. I also never ask for a tip or expect a tip. That is entirely up to the customer, but a customer, especially men, should not say to me, " you know if only you would smile or if you would have smiled I would have tipped you." That, in my opinion, is so out of left field and not appropriate. If I gave you good customer service, that should be the basis on whether you tip me or not. Not if I made some man feel good by smiling at him. I don't owe them a smile to make them feel good. That was my point. Look, I might be reading into your comment. You probably meant to be helpful, but it came off as condescending and patronizing. I'm sure you are a delightful person. I just didn't need to be told to, in a way ,suck it up and just smile.

[@99brooklynnn]

I went on a date with a guy and he dropped the worst line I’ve ever heard: “I’m not a pressure guy. If I was, I’d be over there on top of you.” Safe to say I left. Fuck that.

[@TheBookishDane]

1:07 just clicked on this video randomly, and I’m already a fan😂

[@imawomanandimkai]

Watching this In the hospital, thank you Joe for making my days here from grief to laughter and joy

[@Destiny-qg3gy]

Surprisingly enough almost every public female bathroom I’ve gone to has been absolutely disgusting

[@bkminchilog1]

Yup

[@doitsumania660]

One guy I went on a date with (I paid) bragged about shooting a rabid opossum in an apartment complex. Opossum can’t get rabies. He just bragged about shooing a poor, innocent, opossum. I ghosted him after that date.

[@erinmiller1433]

It’s rare but they can

[@SuperSpicyRat]

i'm introverted and i tried to explain to my ex (while we were in a relationship) that i didnt want to chat every day for 8 hours a day and then he said to me "OHHH... AUTISM."

[@PokhrajRoy.]

3:42 LMAOOOOOOOOO as if the gays don’t have arguments

[@HSMfanatic17]

"I'm gonna go gay!" good luck finding a man who wants your dumbass.

[@stuti5453]

How are you EVERYWHERE, my guy?!

[@hebrewhammer4086]

I mean it is basically proven that gay guys don't argue NEARLY as much as lesbians or heterosexual couples do lol

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@stuti5453 Haha magic of the internet

[@Heyden_Weid]

I work at a drug store. I usually cashier, and some men just shouldn’t. I work the weekends, and I’ve had men say some wild shit to me. This happened on a Sunday. We have a rewards program, you spend money to earn points for later purchases. I asked this man “Do you have a rewards with us?” He says “No, but I can reward you.” I just stared at him for a bit and told him “no thanks.” He left and thankfully took no as an answer. Literally the next Sunday, a different man said something worse. He says “Are you a single lady?” I replied “Sorry, I don’t swing that way.” He disgustingly says “Even better.” The look in his eyes made it worse. I just laugh uncomfortably and he leaves. Again thankfully he took no for an answer.

[@christina71219]

Greg’s laughing in the background makes these videos that much better!! 😂 They’re already top tier but his laugh just adds an element that I can’t explain! Idk I find it hilarious!!! 😂😂😂

[@anime_addict_1999]

“Don’t eat that f*ckin oyster”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@UltraViolet8888]

"You faked it for attention!" after I gave birth at home then bled out and had a few seizures, definitely saw the light and was rushed to the ER for emergency surgery nobody knew I'd come out of. "You're a lazy pos loser. Our daughter would be better off without you!" as I sat their breastfeeding for the 1000th time and crying. Yeah, I left traumatized af. I'm better now 😊

[@poltive]

Met a guy once who insisted he could tell *by voice* whether a woman had been abused as a child, and at what age. Like, by how we spoke.

[@sassydeathbear3152]

My ex husband said if I didn't have sex with him whenever he wanted, that I was good for nothing and a waste of space as a woman. Got a speeding ticket leaving him.

[@amzile2772]

Went on a date, never met him before... He went on to tell me his mom thinks I'm gorgeous and wants to meet me over dinner... Which was that night I met him

[@emilyalcott7016]

Joe is one of the only reasons I still had hope that men who genuinely respect and appreciate women still exist lmao. That’s sad as fuck but… WE LOVE YOU TOO JOE 😂

[@lillibitjohnson7293]

I walked into a bar once when I was 36yo , hadn’t said a word, just waiting at the bar to order a drink. Man around 25 walked up next to me, lent on the bar and said”I could stab you in the guts if I wanted to” ………. Yeah I went to a different bar asap lol