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[@Toja196]

Joey Bartons only mad because he was never rated 84 on fifa

[@GCAbleism158]

And that some Women have more talent than he ever did.

[@danidish2342]

and sure as hell was never close to an 87, which is her actual rating

[@boltonianmax6519]

​@@GCAbleism158in the kitchen maybe 😂

[@cuaralho119]

​@@boltonianmax6519ok incel

[@thebighoney9034]

still more talent that Barton ever had @@boltonianmax6519

[@ethan8633]

When Barton managed my local team (Bristol Rovers) it was quite the experience. He was the only manager I've seen go to court over assaulting another manager but then show up in a church the next Sunday. What an enigma

[@Michael_Vargas]

😂

[@liamhulson1749]

Yep that was our manager at Barnsley 😂

[@apachesurvival5440]

he wants people to think hes an enigma. Hes just a moronic scouse chav with zero common sense and a penchant for violence against women.

[@Bentley7Cruize]

Thats a real man right there lol id go to war for him if he was my coach idc 😂

[@apachesurvival5440]

@@Bentley7Cruize a real man is a 5 foot 3 pleb who beats up women? Gotcha

[@tamagonbagel6569]

Political grifting aside, FIFA is game with concerned about balancing and entertainment. It's not a scouting report.

[@lucaspereiramartins1485]

Not even FM is a precise scouting report. And FM has real scouts in the job, ffs.

[@chazer0075]

"It's like the whole trans thing." Is Joey just hallucinating lmao? What trans player, manager, coach or ref has ever been remotely involved in top level men or women's football? Edit: after doing some research, I have found one, Lucy Clark, she was a linesman in the EFL. However, in 2017, she resigned due to transphobia she received from fans and the FA. She is now the manager of 5th tier women's side Sutton United.

[@madhatter5287]

Old man yells at clouds over videogame player ratings....what a time to be alive

[@Tonynotsoprano]

To be fair I don’t wanna see broads playing in the same field as my players 😂 complete fairy land

[@TheNotSoFakeNews]

Joey Barton, when playing for Marseille. Half way through an interview, when talking about a fight he started with ibrahimovic, randomly slipped into a french accent. He started his sentence and he was English (but a different English accent than he was using in the video), and when he finished his sentence he was french- but still speaking English, because joey Barton can't speak french.

[@yungpep]

Boy was a meme before memes

[@raphinakiller]

he done this to make fun of Steve McClaren, who done the same thing with a dutch accent while managing Twente.

[@astro.9199]

I have watched all the videos of this channel and I’m questioning what I’m doing with my life

[@alexjorgensen4079]

Same, he's been dropping so many of these and I'm all for it! Although I question a little bit how my entertainment nowadays has become watching an American talking about football news uncut

[@adammahmoudi8814]

What are you talking about, these videos are great !

[@casteri]

You're enjoying your life because these videos are absolute fire

[@el_verav]

it's surprising how quickly people forgot about the criminal charges for assault against a woman, and a year was later accused of kicking his wife in the head while drunk. he's been a piece of shit for a while, and seeing people support his views is honestly disheartening.

[@kieronparr3403]

He's horrible

[@Battledongus]

See also: Chris Brown

[@DrZaius3141]

Never heard of that man-child before, but given the statements shown in this video this 100% tracks.

[@omunday1995]

@@DrZaius3141 He has a history of assault, he's always been a gigantic piece of shit. People are very quick to forget when they hit buzzwords they like.

[@MortChrist]

Worst part is that considering all of his antics on the field in his hayday, none of these things are really all that surprising. you'd think the man was born miserable.

[@jdlinthwaite]

my favorite part is shes an 87, which means he was wrong in a way that didnt help his argument and makes him look even more idiotic

[@gezblair]

“Woke FIFA is turning my kids trans! Makes my blood boil.”

[@VillaFanDan92]

Reminder that Joey Barton's brother killed someone with an axe in a racist murder and Joey said he was only sad that his brother's life had been ruined by him being sent to jail.

[@SeranaTheStudent]

Last time i went to a game there was plenty of families around. Kids, men, woman. Quite sure football hasn't been a 'mens game' for decades now. How ridiculously out of touch Barton is.

[@BPaulthegreat]

I had an insane wonderkid on my Portsmouth save named Harvey Barton and I now I feel bad about it

[@malcs286]

Zealandism Joeyed my Barton

[@stevenharris6351]

Yeah people were bitching and crying about having women in the game because it’s unrealistic. Yet there playing with people that are literally dead 😂

[@Bejrika]

Two vids in one day that has to be illegal

[@TheTrenchcoatNinja]

it's sad that people get so angry and cruel when they're faced with things they don't understand poor guy doesn't understand women

[@shams3831]

The only people that don't understand women are the ones who pretend women and men are completely the same.

[@LydsTherinNotamon]

Honey if we're forcing it down your beak WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT US WITHOUT US EVEN BEING PRESENT

[@joegallagher9238]

I have a theory that Joeys internal monologue is somehow a crazy misandrist woman who developed to help balance all the other crazy shit is his head but because joey is so deluded he thinks that represent real women.

[@sydney9766]

I think its funny, whenever Joey does these rants specifically on his podcast and posts them, he never shows who he's talking to.

[@FunkyGhostHD]

A wall wouldn't be that entertaining to watch.

[@UnknownSpectre5]

Joey Barton trying to run a class in yappenomics. Ive seen better yapping than Joey Barton's

[@davidborkwood2368]

The confidence to talk about fifa ratings & relate it to trans issues is insane

[@sync232]

Its FIFA, who cares?

[@pjkerrigan20]

The fact that women exist is a personal attack against me ahhhhhh

[@mattikr0718]

The only people offended by women in fifa are dudes who never had contact with women.

[@yungpep]

​@@pjkerrigan20lol women get demolished when they play against men, why you write knightin bro they ain't gonna read this

[@joshstead2950]

@@yungpepgive it a rest pal no one cares

[@Damian_1989]

Isn't this the guy that kicked Agüero in that Man City historic match against QPR?

[@joegallagher9238]

And beat his wife abd defended his bother who axe murdered someone through racism and bigoted ideals and put a cigarette out on a city accent players eye and tried to beat up another manager im pretty sure I’ve missed 5 other scandals

[@vichc]

Let's see Joey's past. Started a fight with one of his teammates during training, putting out a lit cigar on another teammate's eye, and assaulting a teenager outside a restaurant (got arrested and served jailtime), all of which happened while he was at Man City. Also, he put on a fake French accent at Marseille and kicked Sergio Agüero during the last day of the famous 2011-12 season while playing for QPR. Pretty much a nuisance at any club he played for. I didn't mention the fact that his brother assisted in a racially motivated hate crime and Joey believed he was innocent, blaming his cousin. Oh, and the arguments with Gary Lineker on Twitter. Oh and of course, being a wife beater.

[@joegallagher9238]

@@vichc I forgot about the teenager thing, wasn’t he done for betting too or at I mixing him up

[@KingdomOfStars]

Leaving Joey Barton aside for a second...I find it sickening how the producer/presenter goes along with it like "Hey, man, you are totally right"

[@astraliguana9485]

EA FC sucks, but that's not the fault of the women players, it's because it runs on an aging engine that is terrible for simulating sports games and that has too many animations to play out that cause delay on responsiveness. I do wish EA had included matchmaking settings for allowing all-men's teams to choose to play against other men's teams and women's teams to play against women's teams. It would have taken relatively little effort to implement. If nothing else it would have allowed me to choose to play only as and against women to avoid playing against Mbappe for the hundred-millionth time.

[@richardpatrono6524]

Honey wake up, another Zealandism video just dropped

[@Battledongus]

Yes, dear.

[@MatthijsMessias]

Don't wake her up, I come here to escape the nagging women!

[@bushidobrown6742]

@@MatthijsMessiasBarton is that you?

[@Bagster321]

Barton just says dumb, offensive shit to desperately stay relevant.

[@ajsrf]

This channel is great

[@mrrockandrollfella]

I don't get the issue of women pundits to these people. Alex Scott is so articulate that I fear Joey just doesn't understand her points so assumes she's the idiot... oh the irony.

[@LuBeDaddY12]

There so many different women pundits in different codes. The ladies that work on the NRL commentary here in Aus are amazing!

[@seanbouk]

Next time I catch someone saying “Americans don’t understand sarcasm” I’m just going to keep playing this line on loop 10:11. Bravo Zealand 👏🏻😂

[@michaelmeehan9553]

It's kind of great that post-retirement Joey Barton has turned out to be exactly the kind of slug I thought he was when he was playing. If ever there was a player you could watch on the field and figure "his life is barreling toward a dead end," it was Barton. He's never not been awful.

[@cynical-_-bunny7399]

Good lord I hope this guy doesn't have daughters...

[@Kagnar]

Joey was an idiot when he played for QPR. Doesn't surprise me.

[@weetabixyeah]

he was an idiot when he played everywhere, and everywhere he’s managed too

[@TerryWalkerFrissonArt]

I remember when Joey got sent off against Manchester City on the last game of the 2012 season and my team (QPR) played better as a result. kzbin.info/www/bejne/joiznn55ia93oMUsi=VJrGZhmkIHLyJnRA

[@redcyy]

good to see zealand being based af

[@LuchP91]

Based because he agrees with the existing narrative and political agendas? Pretty sure that's like the opposite of being based..

[@Battledongus]

What?

[@DrZaius3141]

@@LuchP91 Being a whiny sheep that follows "strong men" who pound their chest and have to scream about how "alpha" they are while being absolutely pathetic to anyone with any emotional maturity is really not based.

[@Michael_Vargas]

I still don't know what ''based'' means someone tell me

[@cheeseball5030]

@@LuchP91 Who gives a shit if its the "existing narrative" he's right.

[@lfavaro]

Hey Zealand, have you ever heard the story of Carlos Kaiser? The best player that have never played, it's a crazy story

[@Brookler]

The title says it all really

[@salamandress]

The argument is literally: If Messi and Ronaldo were the gold standard at 94 rated because they were the best on Earth, then by that logic, Sam Kerr, Alexia Putellas should be appropriately rated in comparison to other women. The people who argue against the ratings are just ignoring this entirely.

[@nabri-nfg3262]

The real shocker we should be focusing on Is that Bayern dropped points again

[@Ganganuk]

I think at this point, we care more on whether Leverkusen can maintain unbeaten than Bayern's season

[@MrJorge3010]

​@@GanganukThey're winning again! 👀

[@lkl3210]

Out of all the things to rag on fifa for he goes for one that doesn't make sense

[@eldan_reign4778]

Cool tag on the shirt z, what store

[@TehStormOG]

this is my new favorite channel

[@NJTRAF]

When I heard “I’m some count in the corner” I had to rewind because I didn’t hear the word Count 😂😂

[@chrisycee90]

Barton is just upset that he never got higher than an 80 rating in FIFA.

[@kirintoudou3366]

Doesn't matter ,his rating is still far above any other professional female football player ever will be if ratings reflected that correctly. Children U15 Youth teams are running circles around national female football teams and they are going versus 30 year olds , Oh dear lord, so many people are coping .

[@chrisycee90]

@@kirintoudou3366 well, considering the women's players are rated against other women's players from the women's football, I would say they are correctly reflective. So, yeah. Good try though! Maybe next time you'll do better! Rooting for you ❤️

[@HappyCodingZX]

I get the impression he chooses to wear those glasses to try to look smarter. It doesn't work.

[@Dench999or911]

Barton's point about men going to football games to get away from women is ridiculously out of date! When I first started going to football like 15 years ago, I would admit that the men to women ratio was probably like 85:15, but now that statistic is a much more like 65:35. If he was a pundit in the 1970s, no one would bat an eyelid. In 2023...he comes across like a man desperate for attention in a society that had all but forgotten about him

[@HeretekNC]

As a Trans football fan I can say that Joey Barton wasn't in my own conversations until he is when I hear about him somehow trying to add people like me into whatever bullshit he's talking about in between beating his wife and running teams into the ground as a subpar manager.

[@xander7551]

beth mead is actually an 87 this year

[@itslydiabxtch]

Zealand being an ally is a nice surprise.

[@itslydiabxtch]

Zealand, does that football shirt still have a price tag on it?

[@kylec10]

🤓

[@MarcosGarcia-pj3pq]

never forget his fake french accent

[@amadeus_ex7505]

I'll never forget when he stamped on Alonso's ankle in a Liverpool v Newcastle match, never wanted to pull someone through the tv more in my life

[@Jack-uv2wh]

VIDEO GAMES DISTORTING REALITY YOU SAY JOEY?

[@SortOfEggish]

The "i hate and am afraid of women" are infested in football culture. They are certainly part of your fan base

[@saulcat1984]

Definitely the minority

[@ianjohnson2586]

Only issue here is that talking about him helps his cause.

[@tomwarwick6416]

Alex Scott is a class commentator/pundit

[@fpsoccer9791]

I'll never forget when he kicked Aguero in the back of the leg

[@stupiditiusmaximus]

Did you run today, Zee?

[@Jwp67]

Hate Barton and hate Rangers

[@WLW.]

If ratings are relative, respectfully to the leagues they play in, then they shouldn't be compared with one another thus meaning they shouldn't be in the same Ultimate Team mode. They should have 2 separate modes. It's as simple as that. Though I do wonder which FUT mode would be more popular...

[@iirovaltonen4258]

Z, you are great, not an inbetweener ❤

[@ttrain974]

He has not been watching Aaron Collins this season 😭

[@jaysteveo9632]

Barton is definitely the top comment on Putellas' futbin page

[@Kaspisify]

"Treat human beings as human beings" WHAT KIND OF INCEL TALK IS THAT?! /s

[@joegallagher9238]

We making it out the kings court with this one!!!

[@TheRadPlayer]

I feel like Joey is just a bit of an attention-seeker, and that this gives him the most clicks to his podcast.

[@general0ashnak]

How to content farm a cultural/political issue: Use inflamatory video title, isolate a comment, dismiss all context, receive back pats from the people who agree with your sound bite. A question for you, who was it who ambassadored the rainbow laces initiative? Maybe you should actually engage with someone past a surface level, try listening to his interview on the Triggernometry podcast and see if you still hold your opinion of the man. Still love your content but if you aren't interested in actually even scratching the surface of something just don't comment on it.

[@GCAbleism158]

5:00 I once made a now that's what I call bigotry parody thing once about that exact phenomena, where people parrot out the same old tired talking points again and again.

[@DudelyMachine]

Finish putting that shirt on first

[@pert-smith]

Even when he played Barton was a professional ass.

[@DresdenShuffle]

The irony is a part of your audience watch Barton and agree with them. Football is full of these guys.

[@charlie1029able]

"It's only happening in football" Joey Ronda Rousey was one of the biggest names in sports in the mid 2010s to the point where MMA pundits with serious repute were saying she could take on Floyd Mayweather with a straight face what the fuck you on about 😭

[@EstariaValens]

Men go to football to get away from the women?! LMAO This guy is living in 1920! Dang!

[@minecraftjunky2001]

You were objectively correct in your usage of the word female there, I know the incels REALLY like that word but we don't have to let them take it. I know it's pedantic, but "woman" and "women" are both nouns, it's just not proper English to use them as adjectives.

[@dileum2015]

In the same vein, Pele would not have a 90 rated card in todays game.

[@KEVIN-vd3qe]

"Men go to football to get away from the women" Alright bud, sure

[@poppyharlow4448]

I didn't know I watched football to get away from my partner, I thought I watched it because (and I know this next part might be really hard to believe) I LIKE WATCHING FOOTBALL (I know right, what the fuck's wrong with me?")

[@Ascalonn88]

I'm not an American so maybe I don't understand but can't you play both women and men in the same team in FIFA? If so, the rating should be according to on the overall pool of players, which basically would mean that Mead at 87 is better than Bellingham (86).

[@Moleoflands]

That's only in like online matches. On like an actual career mode, men or women only teams are enforced. But as he says here, you can also have players that have been dead longer than Bellingham has even been alive playing together

[@tylercasson6057]

I was today years old when i found out Joey Barton is a scouser????

[@pauldavis3621]

Barton, nothing but a 🛎️🔚

[@elliesophiaxx]

Honestly forgot he existed

[@tyranttracergaming]

I agree with the name change of this video

[@Galaxy6913]

Hey Zea, you planning on returning that shirt that you kept the tag on? If so get a BLUER shirt, needed more BLUE and less Blue. 💚😁

[@RyanJones-nv5pq]

but hey he helped AGUERROOOOOOOOOO happen

[@Goriaas]

Can you sign female players for male teams in Fifa Carreer mode? Because then the rating is system would indeed look pretty ridiculous. But if they are seperate (like every sport in real life is too) there is no issue.

[@Moleoflands]

I think on like ultimate team online you can mix and match them. But you can also have players that are literally dead playing as well

[@Bentley7Cruize]

Hes not wrong though. There should be two divisons or two games. Not a game where a woman is ranked higher than men on the same pitch. If you want to rate the women on a scale of the men and have her at a 50 its not as bad as putting her on the pitch faster than men who in real life would be faster. George best and ronaldo are rated on the same scale. Abby wambach and marta are graded on a scale. You cant have those same ratings on the same pitch. Rate wambach vs pele then put them out there. Pele is a 99 wambach is a 53. Then its fair lol

[@Zealandism]

I don't think Pele can play anymore

[@stevedaytona]

It's only in Ultimate Team where you can mix male & female players. This is a mode that has very little to do with reality - mostly to do with EA selling more gambling packs!

[@Ryan-si1yj]

​@@Zealandism Has to be one of the silliest counters I've heard. The greatest players of all time are discussed ad nauseam by people who've played the game - you'd like to think there's an element of knowledge there if they award Pele a rating of 90+. Giving the best female player a rating comparable to the men in the game is really just nonsense because we can actually watch them play and see how terrible the standard is. We even have evidence of boy's teams wrecking supposedly high level women's teams. It's the fucking McEnroe debate all over again. Women are shite footballers compared to men and giving them comparable ratings is idiotic; get over it.

[@minecraftjunky2001]

You just knew it was coming, these people are so predictable

[@niallglennon83]

There is no video evidence of Pele what?

[@ytterbius2900]

Hitting the griddy

[@Ryuzakku]

Defcon 5 is the lowest of the Defcon ratings, I was hoping for more stupidity to be honest, maybe a Defcon 3

[@dcole7818]

People making this bs argument about ‘iTs NoT rEaLiStIc’. Sure, and your team with 92 GK Tapsoba is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamesbaurus5928]

Joey is back and he sucks worse than ever

[@peepeepoopoo3614]

Joey Barton

[@anthonystaikos8134]

She’s actually 87

[@KimJong-101]

Joey Barton dates men

[@corryboy8570]

Let's not forget the cigar attack he did while in the man city youth team on another player. Going on ratings offf of fifa for players is dumb as shit.

[@diederickvanderlinden5415]

Thank you Zea, thank you. App!laus

[@Zeerse_Chef]

Knowing that he can't now get back into football, Barton is heading towards the 'bait pundit' role. There's a thing in the UK where relatively mainstream outlets have to find someone willing to say an idiotic point of view so they can garner a reaction from viewers to click/comment etc.

[@kylec10]

There’s a difference between women being rated higher then men in FIFA because that’s obviously completely unrealistic, and male players from different eras playing in the same FIFA team.

[@fernand1267]

Yes, there is a difference. It is this: women being rated on their own scale makes a lot of sense, whereas one could argue historical man players shouldn't get rated above 90 when their competition was visibly not as tough. That is the only difference.

[@kylec10]

@@fernand1267 it’s a lot more realistic than any pro female player being rated anywhere near any pro male player

[@danderson8463]

What's insane about it is "relative" ratings are NOT a good thing at all, for men or for women. they are essentially saying she's great "FOR A WOMAN". you'd have to be a moron to think that's a good thing. This is how messed up the modern mindset is.

[@JacquesduPlessis11]

​@@fernand1267With regards to historical players, they were tougher imo than today's players. If they tackled Messi like the players did in the 80s, 90s did, he wouldn't have survived their tackles. So the players had to be much stronger to make it. Pele was playing the way Messi does despite them tackling that way. Swop them around one would still be great, and one would need early retirement. On the woman's issue let's be honest Barton has always been scum.

[@Moleoflands]

I'm pretty sure Pele is a 0, being how he's literally rotting in the ground right now. What does FIFA rate Pele? How about it's just a game, and it doesn't really matter

[@PhantomOverlordX2]

As a Newcastle fan, course I was hoping he'd do well in management. But then when all this began and started, it was like a big YIKES.

[@YerMawIsMySeggstoy]

Joey Barton just ragin voz scott browns Mrs refused to take him out the washing machine after that game 😂😂😂

[@0svvan0]

so, a guy that got banned for gambling...what... twice? ...now he's all-right? hilarious

[@stonywings5888]

I just read up on Joey some, and he is so confusing. He (says) he supports gay rights and hopes to see more openly gay players. Then he calls a couple female commentators the "Fred and Rose West" of football commentary. Then he says he wants to defund all churches in terms of public money, but as some stated in the comments here, he also goes to church.