Joey Diaz on Staying Up Late and His Coffee Routine

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[@ryanjohn2116]

This man appreciates the small things in life

[@devmehta5313]

That’s what life mostly is my friend, the small things

[@davemustabstain7093]

There'll be nothing small about Joey's shits.

[@rheheu7229]

@@davemustabstain7093 "It was like a cane, it made a grinding sound like it got stuck

[@TheTexan99]

Like heroin

[@danielhur9203]

This man's morning routine is literally three different drugs.

[@GFf-en4md]

This my shit too dude 💯💯

[@PonySlaystati0n]

Everyone has their demons

[@benhowell5790]

@@PonySlaystati0n haha demons according to who exactly?

[@MLHMODZ]

That’s how life should be. Drugs are badass! Life sucks fuck it

[@Zrany]

Johnny calm down there johnny boy not all drugs are badass

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

Joey's Starbuck coffee rant is still the funniest clip on the internet

[@nurfwatergun5284]

That liquid fucking meth

[@Syndrum]

You have a link for a brother?

[@mayoh1059]

Sleve McDichael legit type in Joey Diaz Starbucks it’s the first vid

[@joshstock2609]

And the subway 1 lol

[@budheavy]

2:42 "You rip that fart that smells like the guts of your fucking enemy!" LOL

[@PrivacyDefend]

Tremendous

[@9an13l]

Joey "and then i BLAST" Diaz

[@songohan9397]

Joey "get the party started" Diaz

[@matthewgabbard6415]

“The guts of my enemy.” Haha I’ve lost it

[@pnharris05]

And now we know why Joey has anxiety issues lol damn 4 shot espresso

[@Beans360]

Nicotine gum, strong black Americano, few bong hits, 4 shots of espresso then he probably does some edibles. Cocktail for anxiety.

[@118ghost]

Love you Uncle Joey...

[@Bvngg]

Joey “Cinnamon and Coconut Milk” Diaz

[@jarretttillman1952]

2:15 I'm too high for whatever the fuck that creepy background noise was o.O scared the shit out of me no lie hahaha 🤣 I have headphones on so I thought there was someone in the room

[@inzo313]

“Pure Fire”

[@juniors_mind]

Sounds like my morning routine . 💯💯

[@gmane1989]

Thanks Joey, now I'm hungry for some oatmeal and pizza...and thirsty for coffee.. 😂

[@LoDaTruth]

Joey Diaz is the best podcast.

[@walterwhite3143]

Happy Wednesday guys. Black coffee all day long, Joey and Lee should try OMAD diet it works a treat.

[@sage1622]

Tremendous

[@hadleymanmusic]

What diet is OMAD?

[@Jay-cq5qr]

Joey needs to chill with the coffee

[@hadleymanmusic]

Hell I just layed off last month. 5 to six espressos in a day down to 1 or 2. Tryin to lay off the refined sugars and refined carbs( an that screws me on my pepperoni pizza) the tomatoes got that acid that kills my joints. And all that fuckin bullshit gassified weed thats been washed and smuggeled into these non legal states bein sold like its the real thing that shits makin me sick too.

[@alanredversangel]

I always blame coffee when I get a health issue (head/heart etc) and it's never the coffee. My advice is: more coffee!

[@b.f.skinner4383]

Coco ain’t 350 because the Nescafé cocksucka

[@Walkinthepark305]

I’m night stalker with epilepsy blood work came back. Fine workout 🏋️‍♀️ everyday Nd leave the house every day

[@alanredversangel]

It's just gonna be Uncle Joey and Keith Richards at the end of the world.

[@dwaynesbadchemicals]

Props to this man. He started his stand-up routine in prison...as an inmate.

[@djlexington1]

Yo that's exactly what it is, I start routine start drinking and just wait lmfao 😂

[@stevengriffin5349]

Joey is good - Bad Example 🤪I kinda relate to how this life is which was ok 18-20yrs . Takes its toll . Dude looks 70 and he is 50 something

[@dh-uo4lt]

Because of coffee?

[@guydavis8521]

It’s 420 am here tripping on mush gonna take a toke and listen to uncle Joey bullshit with his pals n work in a few hours lol

[@aidenrajkovic7099]

Light roast coffee has more flavor, dark roasting just cooks the flavor out. And if you measure in volume light roast has more caffeine.

[@hadleymanmusic]

Ok I can brew it strong like cowboy coffee right?

[@cxmxc]

Holy shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭

[@justgno4242]

..by this time its 745 😆

[@GFf-en4md]

I do line of purple kush to get the pawty stawted

[@hawaiianprestigecars8493]

8 ball for me

[@HowardCharlesUK]

Black Coffee is the one

[@artisli4e]

Lmao! “Before I wash my pussy” 😂

[@chaoscontrol2400]

2:44

[@twoskies3226]

Ah yes... Exotic New York City, where you can get breakfast in the afternoon...

[@jrob4795]

Relax.

[@3941602]

Try coffee with coconut oil it will clean out. Maybe the oatmeal with coconut milk does the same.

[@3941602]

@Stefan G Yep thats why his morning routine he is cleaned out lol.

[@martinvera5962]

I thought uses was a nitestalker. I start off with an American coffee.

[@therealhiesenberg2731]

Hey Joey, coconut milk is a natural laxative

[@marybusan7772]

😂😂

[@ColtGennarelli]

I hope I'm wrong but I feel like were gonna lose Joey in the near future, I just got a bad feeling

[@mototebbs209]

I touch my toenails then I take two bong hits Very nice

[@CeemPlay]

Good man Coco LIMIT the dairy

[@tommasocrespi421]

I thought joey didn’t like milk

[@gibememoni]

This guy lives off 3 hours of sleep, coffee, weed, nicotine, xanax. I don't know hes still alive man.

[@NI771-_]

He’s got that Ozzy Osbourne DNA 🧬

[@bruceree6593]

@@NI771-_ 🤣

[@MLHMODZ]

Sounds like a good time

[@brucehamilton2272]

The bottled water is keeping him alive

[@Hieillua]

Some yoga stretches before hitting the bong and eating a few pounds of sugar and fat.

[@GoldenRNB]

Jesus that's insane

[@diggadirt393]

I drink a cup of coffee everyday and an eighth of weed lasts me about a week and a half.

[@MetalSammie]

Uncle Joey please dont take the nicotine BS! :( ! Not good for anyone!

[@smkattoula45]

I know your comment was written 2 years ago, but for anyone who see's this, nicotine by itself (tobacco-free nicotine like nicotine gum or lozenges) does not cause cancer and actually has been shown to be neuroprotective against diseases like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's and Schizophrenia.

[@peppino1961]

Joey is the kind of guy that describes a shit he took in every detail and thinks everyone finds it interesting!

[@ReallyVeLi]

Joey! I love your videos my man but uncle Joey please man you gotta get yourself a better camera !!! 720p is back in 2007. Get 2 nice 4K maybe 3 so we can see Lees high ass 😂$4/500 each my man. Cmon pls for ur audience

[@garyfrombuffalo]

Joey looks like he lost weight

[@peppino1961]

Where, his earlobes?

[@famalam943]

How joey ain’t had a heart attack baffles me. One of the most unhealthy lifestyles and diets but he like a Doctor

[@getgle]

Lifespan is mostly determined by genetics.

[@famalam943]

@@getgle taking tons of coke & being obese doesn’t really care about genetics when you’ve had half of Columbia up your nose