"Be A Man!" | Russell Peters

Chinese people will never give you a bargain... Here's a clip from my 2004 "Comedy Now" set.

[@theunderrated86]

"I sell you thirty today, tomorrow you come I close down." 🤣🤣🤣

[@edres80]

Close up better

[@SmellyFartSoHard]

@abdus salam Also in Singapore and Indonesia hahaha

[@BatfreakinMan]

its fhirty !

[@oilersridersbluejays]

It’s “crose” down.

[@eunhyuekpark6159]

The reason why people don't hate on Russell for doing accents is because he does them so damn well and genuinely Respect.

[@marklloyd4087]

Just started watching Russell, can't get enough, makes you laugh at yourself, wish I could do the Chinese accent, live the Indian pearant????? Somebody going to ger hurt!!!! 😉 😂 🇬🇧

[@HongFeiBai]

His crowd is really diverse. The key is he makes fun of everybody, including himself.

[@justs_]

@hireshi-azu You must be really fun at parties

[@incineratorium]

@hireshi-azu it doesn't really work that way. As long as you're funny, you can make fun of anybody.

[@some1350]

It's not just that he seems like a nice guy as well.

[@pearl0938]

50 years from now, this bit by Russell will still be legendary.

[@faridddddd]

It's perfection

[@OQblablaQO]

Im a chinese and Ive never laugh so hard in recent years

[@Tipticklerrr]

@Buddy laughed**

[@harmeetsbhatia]

When he used to be good

[@MJ-mo3in]

the hell u are

[@aeyvan]

@@tajwarjamil6186 Rmfao**

[@PalmBaiReader]

So glad you have a sense of humour too many softies these days. Just laugh its very funny

[@jaleesatrevelyan1510]

"BE A MAN! DO THE RIGHT THING!!" LMAOO!

[@fajaradi1223]

Noooooooo

[@IrenaDeacon]

Hahahaha nooooooo

[@ryanpulliam8987]

@@IrenaDeacon Firty Fife dowlas!

[@nadeemshaikh7077]

Honestly this is the best anyone can go near to mimicking Chinese accent 😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

[@skylovermc2146]

Infinite Being How do you know?

[@belalabusultan5911]

what about a Korean or Japanese mimicking Chinese accent ? I know these 3 languages are vastly different, but they share the same phonetics, L = R, B = V, and even the accent etc....

[@belalabusultan5911]

@Infinite Being his name is Muslim and middle eastern, and his skin is not black, so he's from the middle east, north Africa, or Central Asia.

[@just4therecord]

Hongkie accent

[@MrALenCar321]

Check out Godfrey. He also does a good Chinese impersonation.

[@chuchuchuchia]

I'll never get tired of this it's too relatable and hilarious

[@vishnudakshin5800]

I would go around my whole life with that accent if I could.

[@amoschan9531]

Vishnu Dakshin I can

[@amirmordechai1806]

Amos chan lol

[@derpyflash6737]

Same

[@aberamagold7509]

HAHA me too! So I'm at work just sitting at my desk doing as little as possible, when all of a sudden I hear Russell Peters in my head doing his Chinese accent! I figured that I am either going (or have gone) crazy or it's my internal telling me to watch some Russell Peters because I need a good laugh or I really will go crazy.

[@bryanabrego610]

Not in America

[@changjiang3152]

As a Cantonese Chinese who lives in the States, this sounds legit!!!!!

[@budhainme]

Today we were discussing a business contract between an Indian company and a Chinese company, it took us 10 hours, we've signed it 1:30 AM A freaking M! So i had to show them this video, even though it was a very formal meeting. Needless to say the whole conference room was laughing like crazy, especially after our 10 hour negotiation!=)

[@nkumar3331]

Владимир Бадалян 😂😂

[@09lz90]

hahaha, what a perfect time to show this! Hopefully there will be more cooperation and business between the two countries in future.

[@tryingmybest7659]

What a smart move 😂👏🏻

[@vane2149]

N Kumar I swear I read this exactly at 1:30 AM

[@user-rs2zy6fi9z]

Мощный ход бро 🖒😃

[@CashCatMoney]

My dad is Chinese, and he says his accent is perfect!

[@vanhalen4life1]

So ur dad is Chinese And that's make u....

[@lakshmendiratta1289]

@@vanhalen4life1 Korean

[@stevehangzo7159]

your dad is Chinese but you ain't????????????????

[@stevehangzo7159]

@Harsh Rana Rajput of course captain obvious Sherlock Holmes

[@muscleandmath2910]

how.... how does this never get old?

[@TommyViny]

muscleandmath Because people never change 😂😂

[@sankranti7687]

he did the accent thing pretty amazing 😂😂

[@rranjan08]

This is my all time favourite Russell Peters mimicry. Cannot get ever tired of this piece of highest level of creativity, perfection, and comic performance.

[@haoming3430]

he acted really chinese -- cantonese part of china

[@jenniferyu2828]

tru northern chinese ppl r much chiller lol

[@SM-dt3xo]

@@jenniferyu2828 is it because it's colder in the north? Lol

[@hybrid4117]

Theo McDowell ba dum tss

[@IrenaDeacon]

Lol

[@IrenaDeacon]

@@SM-dt3xo is it? 🤔😆

[@davmon1202]

Being half chinese, I still gotta say, man, your jokes are hilarious even if I've heard them 20 times, you are legendary and whenever I get stressed in life, your vids cheer me up. Big thanks for being a legend!

[@BryanCasella]

You're the best Russell lol.

[@Nou-vn3ye]

You've tried other Russells?

[@Brandon-dj9cq]

Wait there's other Russell?

[@dodothebird2199]

@@Brandon-dj9cq HELLO MR CAT

[@kiratubhi9125]

No ur the best

[@shre4770]

Why the lol at the end

[@crossocean5663]

Saw it 100 times and still legendary.

[@crystinamarie1]

I'll never forget the first time my Chinese friend told me about this skit. First time I ever heard Russell and been a fan ever since. Still hilarious!

[@FeFe500]

That mall he describes is 20 minutes from where i live, Totaly ACCURATE!!!

[@freshlove7926]

Felix Cruick - your sexiness is shocking

[@vimalvijayagovind]

Markham

[@trevorhering8856]

I need to go see one of these shows! Russell Peters is the best comedian.

[@Immortalized1]

Trevor Hering ...I don't know about the "best" my man, He's funny for sure, but Dave Chappelle is the best these days*

[@MrSami-tv6vl]

Immortalized1 can you give a link of his best video .I don't know him.

[@problem9577]

Nope. Harith Izkandar is the best

[@Vistresian1941]

Burr, Peters, and Chappelle are all great.

[@Kemet3.0]

Immortalized1 Yes, you are correct. However, Jamie Foxx is the total entertainer and performer. He can do all the voices and celebrities. Then he will add playing the piano and sing. Also, he can Mimic the singers .

[@gavinchan4627]

In china, bargaining is most common things in a deal no matter how big it is. Seems Indians also like to bargain, they do better...:)

[@advait9253]

Justin chan ahahahaahha

[@adityadwibedi617]

is that u justin?

[@just4therecord]

yes in China but in Hong Kong, they probably tell you to "do the right thing" too....haha

[@casperchristensen8354]

The chinese and indians regularly try to out jew eachother.

[@casperchristensen8354]

@Infinite Being" Doooooo the right Thing!! "

[@225kristent]

lol oh man, he's so good with accents

[@MithunOnTheNet]

Absolute classic!

[@kplee9861]

For a thing of 10 dollars, the Chinese will price it at 1000 dollars first and, if you bargain, they will offer you a discounted price at 500 dollars :D

[@BhaskarSinhaRZ]

I've been there. I've asked the price for a counterfeit Football jersey, which normally costs 95-100$ (including shipping charges), but that guy said 200$

[@BhaskarSinhaRZ]

I said, "Brother, are you serious? I can instead buy the original for 95$"

[@user-yk3ky1ut1y]

:D

[@vincentxu8217]

It's unfornately very true. Most merchant would offer you a 50% off themselves if you just start to walk away. 😂

[@alexandertan8592]

@@BhaskarSinhaRZ They will reply: " then u go buy the original lo". XD

[@jair7231]

"Be a man! Do the right thing!"

[@BhaskarSinhaRZ]

actually, he was helping the customer. He was warning the customer that he might increase the price for his behavior.

[@Barkotina]

He nailed the freaking accent so well.

[@airforce9872]

Still the best skit he's ever done, I come back to this video often lol

[@faderhead]

BE A MAN, DO THE RIGHT THING is something I randomly say all the time. Nobody gets its tho

[@troisxa]

This is my fave Russel Peter's clip

[@yash1one556]

I've watched this over 100 times I never stopped laughing 😂

[@kookyanmol3443]

I seen this video for 4 times just to laught at his mimicry of chinese accent.

[@kinkane5566]

Similar to Việt also...

[@shih-hsuanyu2940]

In 2010 I watched this first time and laughed like crazy. In 2019 I am watching this again maybe 100 times, BEST COMEDIAN OF THE AGE!

[@SabreGamer]

Yeah i grew up watching him

[@abhinavaggarwal5488]

His impressions are so perfect..

[@eversunnyguy]

This is hilarious. Anyone can relate to this. His mannerisms are sensational.

[@pec1739]

i am a chinese ethnic and i find this true + funny

[@dayday3217]

bullshit

[@robroux6074]

han?

[@user-lv1fk6xw7z]

Still hilarious as hell as 12 years ago

[@akshittuli1211]

This is one of his best performances !!!😂😂

[@ArmadusMalaysia]

Still the best joke he made.

[@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid]

"Furty-fie dohlazz" 😂

[@cypresspuz]

This is spot fuckin on!!! chinese here

[@Payin_Attention]

Russell Peters' *Comedy Now* set is one of the all time best stand up comedy sets - ever. I've watched it at least a couple dozen times, and it kills me every time. This popped up in my suggestions and I HAD to stop what I was doing and watch this bit once more. And crack up laughing - once more. "Noooooo!" 😂😂😂 👍👍👍

[@kanshityadav2841]

On point chinese logic & accent! Ahey🤣🤣🤣

[@Ash-qp3sw]

When a unstoppable force meets a immovable object

[@jacktheripper4731]

That was one of the best Impressions I've ever seen! ^_~

[@ElianeCristinaSusin]

I can't stop watching this. I laugh so much every time! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bae_arthur]

"Firty-five dowlahss"

[@ryanpulliam8987]

Nooooo. Firty fouuuu fifty

[@faderhead]

@@ryanpulliam8987 Be A Man!

[@ryanpulliam8987]

@@faderhead DOOOO DA RIGHT FING!

[@COSCOSBEATS]

I started watching this then thought, ‘ahh, I’ve seen this one.’ Still watched it & laughed though

[@nomispace5348]

this is literally the BEST SHOW ever. I watched it 15 years ago and still cant get over this...

[@alleycat2297]

This is still funny in 2018. This is actually the bit where I discovered Russel Peters. There was this kid in my school who was a big fan, and he impersonated him for a class activity, did the bit and had us all cackling. Memories. :')

[@mojojocal8940]

one of the best

[@Jimbahiya]

no

[@lindarocca2097]

Be a man

[@anupamsingh25]

Even after watching this gig 50 times...i break out at ' hey, be a man!!'

[@qazimax7637]

This is one of his best, watched 20 years ago, still very funny

[@LadyVoldemort]

Even his facial expressions turned like a Chinese person. This dude is extra talented!

[@SamarIqbal-ye3tg]

*Lady Voldemort* I guess he practises a lot by doing voices and facial expressions of certain races. This why he’s so good at it. Practice makes perfect!😉

[@PatossMctoss]

Surprised it’s 2023 and it’s still on KZbin😆

[@casperchristensen8354]

"Be a man, doooooo the right Thing."

[@MrLeetwe]

I have watched Russell comedy for years and never get bored, he is the only comedian I am following

[@akuma4u]

I go to pacific mall all the time and ive been in this situation so many times and it always reminds me of this bit. Im also indian too which makes it funnier.

[@jenniferyu2828]

as chinese i certified this is so tru and funny omg i was exposed

[@thuydoan7496]

Russell Peter's Chinese skit is the best. I never get bored of this skit.

[@PriyeshDhoolab]

We are lucky to experience your comedy. Absolute legend!

[@lordzson2700]

i have watched this for over 50 times still laugh

[@nesher1eagle1]

This cracks me up so hard. This imitation is amazing 😁😁😁

[@elizabethjoseph1620]

That's the best of Russell Peters 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SamarIqbal-ye3tg]

Elizabeth Joseph (“This is) the best (from) Russell Peters!”😊

[@doomane]

"todayyoucometomrrow i close down"" i lost it

[@AnandDharan-tf1jo]

I first saw a video of Russell Peters’ Comedy Now show 20 years ago when I was in college. Yesterday I made a purchase somewhere that happened to come out to $34.50, and I couldn’t stop chuckling to myself as I was paying.

[@farhadmiah8968]

Absolutely one of my favorite of all time

[@jeromejoz5935]

This just happened to my mom last friday! Hilarious haha we're Chinese-Filipino by the way. The pain in my mother's eyes when she couldn't even get the price to budge - priceless. HAHAHA I think asians in general are cheap LOL Hahaha *You give me 30 dollars, I close down.*

[@audioamateur]

Jerome Joz *you give me 30 dollars, I close down

[@jeromejoz5935]

I give you [the price] of 30 dollars, I close down.

[@mrutunjayadhikari3587]

Asians are not cheap They are not fortunate enough to establish colonies like france england etc did.They have been sucked up dry.

[@kumarv4024]

you are the best man ... love your shows since Outsourced ...keep 'm coming

[@cyl0118]

His accents are the bests

[@SamarIqbal-ye3tg]

chaoticly (best)!😊

[@Juckie44]

Russell jokes will never gets old. Legend there.

[@majid85]

Finally you made it to KZbin.

[@lahoevo3gsr]

you are kidding right? lol

[@stealth9237]

hello

[@wiseman3911]

Thanks Russell for making us laugh. Love you!

[@retf054ewte3]

this is the best show of Russel Peters

[@pandiyanmanickam1768]

This is my favourite clip of Russell..be a man😂😂😂

[@pfh-hh1sq]

Gotta love how he can do these many accents with such authenticity

[@arashkordi7771]

This is one of the best stand ups of all time

[@nekcobryant3958]

This just popped in my head from years ago 😂😂😂

[@piedathemokona]

I'm Vietnamese Chinese Canadian and one time I was angry at a now ex friend and I went all "noooooo" in a serious way But seriously yeah us Chinese love to stretch the o in no. When we're angry we are angry

[@shantelle1440]

Oh my goodness, still funny to this day 😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣 I miss when you were on tv

[@thisguy4397]

🤣🤣🤣 thanks russ that brightened my day.

[@jorgegaytan3012]

347 people didn't do the right thing

[@shubhamchakraborty3079]

They weren't men

[@cheehouchong1026]

Lmao

[@ryanpulliam8987]

@0 0 they didn't have.... Firty Fife dowlahs

[@ryanpulliam8987]

@0 0 lol

[@cesarpassmore3772]

I chose to like you comment since I did the right thing

[@susankande7461]

Just hilarious!!

[@ranjitb68]

never gets old !

[@ashishdhakal6630]

Lights up mood everyday.

[@rupkumarmurmu4840]

26 people didn't do the right thing... BE A MAN! 🤗🤗

[@abishekkalupahanage7549]

The I will have to close down tomorrow was dead ass accurate

[@KatorAbaagu]

Gold. Watching again in 2022!

[@linkcubuspark]

I've watched this several times and still laughing my ass out! :D

[@Syed_MH]

His mimicry was on Point😂👌

[@TheCancer833]

One of the funniest men in this world. 💕

[@walcoman]

That's gotta be the best impression and mannerisms of an Asian shopkeeper, unbelievable! 😂

[@rafaelhenck8169]

That's a lifetime tagline

[@thismodeleatsalot]

This never gets old

[@spr15]

Now that i have seen uncle rogers videos, i can vouch even more that russel is the best in getting accents right🙏🏽🙏🏽

[@bhaskarmothali]

Legendary act!

[@jessicanolde7739]

I love this Seriously funny😂😂😆😆💙⭐️

[@luckyzj]

从优酷追到youtube，russell确实很搞笑啊😄😄😆

[@John-kl9pb]

This really reminds me my Taiwanese landlord.

[@solotrippin09]

Nice job, that really sounds like Canto accent rofl

[@zhanarbekenova5079]

He is Awesome 👍👍👍