Food Smells That Joey Diaz Can't Stand

[@bigslim5305]

"Take a hike. I just gave you five bucks." Uncle Joey the savage. Gotta love it!

[@ganeshh6378]

a minute after he says "i slip her a fiver, i'm not a fucking savage", five minutes later blows up the mic yelling at lee. i would like to see what he considers a savage

[@joncosmomusic]

the most Italian Cuban i ever seen

[@kushhunter6106]

Jon Cosmo SOMEWHERE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE *the most Cuban Italian*

[@ogbbq2261]

Kush Hunter BRAH IM FROM MIAMI AND IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AL PACINO DID SUCH A GOOD JOB IN SCARFACE WE THOUGHT HE WAS CUBAN FROM HIS MOMS SIDE AND ITALIAN FROM HIS DADS SIDE, WE NEVER KNEW HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPEAK SPANISH

[@kushhunter6106]

Og Bbq i dont know what ur talking about, sadly, im one of those people who didnt see a lot of big ticket movies and i dont know shit about actors

[@kushhunter6106]

Og Bbq so ur saying someone who wasnt cuban, pulled off a good cuban (spanish) accent and played tha part well in the movie?

[@ogbbq2261]

Kush Hunter yes but the most hilarious part is that we were dumb ass kids in like 4th grade so being from Miami we thought Scarface was real and his actual origin is half Cuban half Italian

[@a1d5]

Sometimes when I feel suicidal I listen to uncle Joey and just lose it in the stories get stoned and try to chill

[@Xd-lh1ko]

:)

[@jeffgoldblum4296]

Get help bro

[@Christiane-yb1wj]

Joey Diaz is getting me through life right now.

[@basedjj93]

Same here, I'm not suicidal but he got me through tough times

[@Joetjf]

If your feeling suicidal just imagine the thought of the moment before you die the pain and regret you would have before you hit the pavement or picture yourself begging for help in your mind when your being chocked out by a noose

[@chrismiles8330]

Dawg you've passed the barrier reef. I can't help ya. LMFAO

[@kodi258]

Hahaha anyone realize that this was Masvidal as the guest 😂😂😂 crazy

[@LiamSmith-li7ll]

‘You’ve passed the barrier reef’

[@longdirtytoenails1076]

L S I can't help you.

[@riffraff9070]

lmao. Like hes a lifeguard thats like fuck it, I aint goin out that far to help that fucker

[@raygun23]

😂😂😂

[@CaptainAnonymous]

This is the clip that Joey reveals his kryptonite

[@goodbrothermusic2740]

It's like the white vinegar story with the car dealership owner

[@r.edward5701]

Hummus and broccoli... Deadly combo

[@Joetjf]

And purple Kush he said it gives him headaches aswell😂

[@Eric-kw1lu]

I could listen to Joey sincerely complaining about things all day.

[@deadmoosemeat7952]

Who TF brings a box of broccoli to a concert.Weed and Ludes thats it!

[@hamschh]

AND VICODIN

[@trevorhatcher1255]

@@mobettabud30 Vicodin ain't shit pussy lol, stick to you're bitch wine and Reggie

[@basedjj93]

@@hamschh percocet

[@mrs4624]

@@basedjj93 u inching

[@richierich62697]

Snowing in cali

[@hyperpuppy2]

Joey’s popcorn habits explains why he was 400 lbs at one point

[@mind-of-neo]

LMFAO i dont think it was really the popped corn that got him there

[@michaeljoseph9146]

That and ron's chinese

[@one-jd7xm]

@@michaeljoseph9146 😂😂😭😂😂👌🏻

[@markcurry3083]

@@michaeljoseph9146 no that was the whole pack of bacon for breakfast

[@MrPink5754]

@@markcurry3083 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rayholliday5134]

"Before you do this , you put a 5 on the counter🤷‍♂️ , I'm not a savage" 🤣🤣

[@Morbid.Angel710]

“I’m your huckleberry.”

[@scarpdog8770]

Joey goes goes on a 20min passionate food rant. Jorge Masvidal: “That’s crazy bro” Lmao

[@Lickwetcarrion]

Probably stoned to the gills lmao

[@longdirtytoenails1076]

Yo this had me dying💀💀💀

[@isabellavillanueva4639]

I couldnt breathe

[@Kahuna_550]

11:46 "Imma report you to the authorities" 😭😭😂😂

[@Deezydagr8]

Joeys white girl face is hilarious 😂

[@savinodonato7948]

You get up & wash your hands? “Ohh I bring extra napkins!!” how many napkins ? “3 Napkins “ Look look at you , look at you , You wanna save trees” 😂😆😂😆😂😆

[@JoseFlores-rl3mo]

And then a quick pause...... “GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE” 😂😂😂

[@josephmejia6302]

Diaz slowing becoming the old man that complains about everything

[@bryansmith6003]

Joey's a fucking saint

[@thelastmemphian]

Here u are complaining

[@josephmejia6302]

@@thelastmemphian but not making a complaint video everyday

[@josephmejia6302]

@@trekkie4life915 with ranch too

[@josephmejia6302]

@@bryansmith6003 hes human and has an expiration date likey every one of us

[@Bendino93till]

You put a 5 on the counter I’m not a savage lol

[@Pt0wN973b0iI]

Mothers pain medication! 💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wuiblidluub]

Who shows up with broccoli at a concert?😂

[@ElMundoDeSam95]

Weird people

[@c4thenerd171]

White vegans. Change my mind

[@notafuckinpplperson8233]

hippys

[@fernandotills]

That one girl

[@trevorhatcher1255]

@@c4thenerd171 demonetized. Lol

[@RealKisht]

Joey "you know what I cant stand either...popcorn." Literally 2 seconds later "I like popcorn with pepper."

[@georgedudleysashtray3860]

The Real Kisht WHY AM I TAHXIC

[@RealKisht]

@@georgedudleysashtray3860 cause u drink too much Pepsi Richard

[@georgedudleysashtray3860]

The Real Kisht LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN DRINKING DIET PEPSI WILL NOT MAKE ME LOSE WEIGHT

[@RealKisht]

@@georgedudleysashtray3860 real talk ohhh my Gawd. Will you stop? I GOT THE SURGERY already stop webby.

[@georgedudleysashtray3860]

The Real Kisht fucking leave dude

[@drebodollaz3504]

“I heard you on the phone talking to your cousin Khabib” 😂

[@thomasandersen2534]

Man that shit was wild ! 🤣

[@TRUEiMPROrecords]

This will go to the HALL OF FAME of Classic Uncle Joey Rants!!!! LOOOL!!!!

[@salvadorgonzalez-arellano6892]

“Well then take a hike bitch I’m givin’ ya a five.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mariochillogallo2025]

The title should be: Uncle Díaz spreading wisdom.

[@nickpavloff8977]

Mario Chillogallo When don’t e though

[@villain3131]

Mario Chillogallo Uncle Joey dropping knowledge

[@mariochillogallo2025]

VILLAIN 31 that works too!

[@QuietSpecialist]

Mario Chillogallo That’d have to be the title of almost every clip then lol

[@bassAssassin187]

2 inches of butter my lord

[@deadmoosemeat7952]

Savage Level =>

[@davef00te]

“Put a 5 on the table. I’m not a savage “ 😭😭😭

[@daaam2160]

He said" in my world "

[@ClownPatroI]

Bro how is Masvidal saying “WISDOM” about Joey’s popcorn approach like two stoned dudes talking about deep learnings 😅😅

[@markshortall3384]

Lee! get a compressor and plug the mic into that before you go into your interface, it'll control the distortion on joeys mic

[@wheelndeel5472]

People have been giving the flying jew tips for about 6 years now so i wouldnt hold my breath.

[@Salasa92]

I think the distortion gives the podcast the edge it needs.

[@markshortall3384]

@@Salasa92 yeah to be honest it does actually make it hilarious

[@Dzivdza]

Masvidal is so toasted lmao

[@atatkfighter]

He was, later on the show he tells Joey in Spanish that the gummy fucked him up. La Goma!!

[@valgoyt912]

Lmao

[@mustafam2245]

“When you make the tortellini fucko”

[@matthewshinn5839]

Lee has been so sheltered his whole life I love it.

[@MrJintensive]

Lee takes garlic to all concerts and tries to score.

[@staceyherrington2340]

Damn you makin me want some theater popcorn 😂😂

[@mrkillums8219]

You make me want to get rid of my beyonce poster 😻

[@haydog]

Mr Killums 😂

[@valgoyt912]

@@mrkillums8219 classic joey Diaz compliment 😂 😂

[@luc8729]

Poor Lee lmao out here getting crucified

[@juicepot6076]

L D 😂😂😂

[@justinjones2706]

My daily Rick and Morty replacement. Thank you Church 🙏

[@fatmunch6318]

0 dislikes only positivities in the comments the church is tremendous

[@marcossantana1312]

Eating just Brocolli then sitting front row at a Joey Diaz show

[@isabellavillanueva4639]

I had to pause to catch my breath from laughing

[@kanewilliams2919]

Joey eats his popcorn Cacio e Pepe style 🍿

[@Pt0wN973b0iI]

His New Jersey attitude coming out!

[@c9hr0ni4c]

This was right before Masvidal set the world on fire. After the Till knockout but before Askren.

[@T3HU]

I will dial 911 and tell 'em i smell uranium on you, WTF LOL

[@Rhizomorphik]

You mix it up real good like " un ajiaco" bahaha

[@swimmmy]

tremendous

[@Lorendrawn]

Lady was so high she thought she brought her box of weed but it was broccoli instead LOL

[@bjornfinkelburgensteinski4629]

Lmfaoooo

[@connormeechan5784]

Joey’s popcorn habit man👌🏻

[@Enygma_Inc]

I've never been more excited for popcorn in life.

[@elxan9904]

“The best thing they could’ve had. Poison to dip it in that’s their best bet. Alright”😂😂😂😂

[@alikaleslie7460]

8:39 that face😂😂😂

[@jonathanj5728]

At first I thought he said "a virgin gives you Humas" 😂

[@Its_LumberJack]

I love jorge. Dude is chill as hell.

[@jylatron154]

this is my all time favourite clip omfg hahahahaha

[@Cjs.1]

Joey had me rolling the whole time 😂😂

[@amlbproductionsmusicandorc8084]

If you bring hummus on an airplane I'll report you to the authorities 🤣🤣

[@LorenzoMarch]

3:45 this man is detailed

[@MontyQueues]

broccoli to a concert LMAO

[@patwalsh1045]

you put a 5 on the counter before you do any of this im not a fuckin savage hahahah dying

[@salvadorgonzalez-arellano6892]

pat walsh i cracked the fuck up 😂😂😂

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

"It's the point of no return, Exposé '87."

[@bobbella4812]

The only people who dont eat butter on there popcorn are convicts 😭💀💀💀💀

[@7Saucy]

7:28 "When you make the tortellini, fucko" wow lmao

[@baked1838]

Hummus I'll report you to the authorities lol

[@ElMundoDeSam95]

I cant stand the smell of eggs

[@johnhenry5630]

Same, smells like wet dog hair

[@thomasandersen2534]

Sam's world my ex wife used to make egg BREAD ! House would smell like ass

[@ddp7028]

Throw that 5 on the counter

[@badmeetsevilfan1]

ddp7028 I’m not a savage 😂

[@NatureCabinet]

funniest person of all time hands down

[@el0senor0wino0]

5:48 Lee's laugh was too funny, but also his hand movement. Wtf

[@FreedomLovingFox]

3:44 “How Joey does up a bucket of popcorn”

[@johnmcdaid7975]

'Your mothers pain medication!!!' 😂😂😂

[@paulysmit2362]

Lmfao. Hey fucko. 🤣🤣🤣

[@justinneilsonn2665]

Lee freaking out about pepper on popcorn..

[@alez1908]

Such a sheltered jew

[@kimjongun2540]

The popcorn👀 all that butter will give you a heart attack by the time the credits ade rolling

[@thejessman1460]

The best voice I’ve ever heard in my life!

[@Reverendld]

When you make the tortellini fucko 😂😂😂

[@vehctor8893]

13:01 " I hate dead coffee, get that shit away from me"

[@Solarisxx]

This clip should have been called "How Joey likes his Popcorn" lol

[@Joelontugs]

Lee the mook swatt lmao

[@angelalvarado7620]

Joey is just a personality I didn’t even realize that was masvidal till the video was almost done

[@RedHeadAvenger]

Never seen Joey so mad about something, not as mad as he is about no butter in da popcorn 😂🤣

[@stony5243]

lol masvidal was fried gotta go back n watch this one again

[@MrTykimw]

Joey “ take a hike bitch I’m giving you a 5” Diaz

[@rodgerhall109]

$5.00 i'm not a savage if not take a hike awesome gotta pester the the local kid at the theater

[@josiahcastillo4054]

Protect uncle Joey at all cost

[@Sneak248]

That thumbnail 🤣

[@will-uw5pi]

Once u bring 🥦 to a concert there's no help for u

[@NexusVerbal]

I find it hard to believe that this is all coming from the same guy who said you never put cheddar in your sandwich. LMAO.

[@bk-terminator3617]

This was fucking hilarious. I gotta give it to him

[@stephenlan5450]

I love listening to this while on a low iodine diet

[@rkstr8829]

As someone who worked at a movie theater for two years , that’s exactly how I made it 😂 I had a bunch of return customers asking for me specifically

[@thegamingkitchen8429]

Lady layered mine. Lord have mercy

[@deasmith99]

Joey is a saint, I don’t give a fuck This man embodies my childhood, my personal code. God bless Joey Mutha fuckin Diaz

[@tylerzuraski5823]

Lee's got hummus neck

[@Aceofspades-uw6hx]

Downt fuck with joey Diaz's popcorn hahaha

[@AllaboutTheWoodrows]

Somebody told them to bring a bag of broccoli meaning weed and they thought it meant literally broccoli so they brought a box of it lol

[@auau.]

I tell her listen forget the chips n the houmous. , 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂.

[@RealKisht]

Can someone tell Joey doctors dont make 20 Cuban sandwiches to bring on the plane.

[@cicta]

5:47 "well then take a hike bitch I'm giving you a $5"

[@mrsmith4435]

Popcorn and Texas Pete woowee that shit is smackin!

[@Dudemanbro1577]

“I’d rather do an extra year than eat this dry fuckin popcorn!”

[@lisetteeliseparis7070]

When I grow up I'm going to curse like Uncle Joey, I swear, all respect to my other Sensei (s)! "Put a litta fookin' butter there..."

[@masshysteria9536]

What episode is the outro of Lee laughing

[@CW-dl2dd]

The first laugh, followed by Joey asking what he's giggling about, is from Acid Church. Not sure about the last couple of laugh clips.

[@davidchase9148]

Could of been anything giving him a headache lol, maybe the coke Lmaoooo the broccoli LOl