Joey Diaz's Top 10 Food Rules

[@aidanmitchell155]

Joey tells Lee he's a Jersey Mike's guy like a mob boss telling some kid "your working for me now, capiche.

[@bob9644]

Lmaoo

[@npd6225]

I don’t wanna hear that shit 😂

[@HDitzzDH]

"You're a made guy now, go and earn"

[@kaidenisme9521]

“Listen, just shut up” kills me

[@IIEthanGamingII]

Lmao that part made me laugh

[@LabTech41]

I love it too, it's a moment of sincere emotional response, where you can almost see in Joey's face "should I consider cutting this guy out of my life for the next 18 months?", just on his misinterpretation of Lee's position on instant mashed potatoes. Thankfully Lee clarified his position and it was resolved peacefully, because I've had those boxed potatoes in Basic, and the only reason I ate them is because I would've gotten smoked by the Drill Instructor if he'd seen me dump them.

[@pbot2029]

Man its some of his funniest material

[@raygun23]

@@pbot2029that’s not even a joke he was serious there😂

[@op.par_3035]

Lee boom boom syatt

[@prettyboycat8278]

“I’m not gonna step foot in that restaurant. Migrant workers died to bring that recipe over here and you wanna remove the gluten cus your stomach hurts go fuck yourself” JOEY KILLED IT LMFAOO

[@NateDawgKostecka]

Read this while high and it killed me just be reading it

[@tylerdixon3290]

15:12 "I don't know anybody that used boxed mashed potatoes" "They're so easy to make though" "Listen... just shut up" That killed me. You could see the anger and disappointment in Joey's face and lee had to quickly clarify to save their relationship for at least a few more weeks lmao

[@eeddssoonn1989]

“I want the cow that got a couple kicks to the head” Hahahaha

[@StukaSteven]

I just turned 18 and I've never had anyone teach me about life and Joey, after watching your poodcast for around a year now I've really been becoming someone, someone I like, and I gotta say thanks for the insight here and there, all while stayin black. God bless

[@shadyjesusrodriguez.2821]

And I don't understand why the internet's seen as useless.

[@Gregory-ud6zq]

Shady Jesus Rodriguez. Yup me neither

[@PonySlaystati0n]

Welcome to the Church bro.

[@wyattpounder8144]

Livin like a DOCTA

[@DJFaNaTiiC]

Shady Jesus Rodriguez. Bound to find some gems somewhere. Church fam for life

[@mariyatakeuchi9009]

1. don't eat dominos in NYC 2. don't eat subway in jersey (or anywhere tbf) 3. don't have anyone deliver your food 4. never go to a restaurant that does gluten-free 5. never get wings from pizza hut. 6. don't get conveyor belt sushi 7. cook what you are going to say you are going to cook 8. don't ever make boxed mash potatoes 9. don't eat chipotle 10. don't eat hummus 11. always get the best

[@BayAreaMike99]

Whenever I see hummus I think of Joey🤣

[@mariyatakeuchi9009]

@@BayAreaMike99 hummus is my country’s culture

[@markcurry3083]

Chipotle is fire

[@kledus420smith8]

@@markcurry3083 Chipotle is complete garbage str8 crap your pants at the Chipotle bathroom literally shit goes right through you.

[@blackkkabllakkcaa]

#11 is the most important

[@augustineramos8401]

Joey: He got wings from where? Lee: Pizza hut Joey: Now wait a second.

[@johnchaney9100]

Joey definitely needs a traveling food show!!

[@thomasandersen2534]

Yess !!

[@juvedoo99]

Call it “That’s Tremendous”

[@adamlambertlifts6142]

If theres one guy ill take food rules from its Joey “it was winter of 79” Diaz

[@Gregory-ud6zq]

When he misunderstood Lee and told him to shut up I died of laughter

[@chocktaebolanca757]

“You eva ate a chicken that’s been kicked? It’s fucking delicious, Tenda” 💀💀

[@bob9644]

“8 wings? You went all the way there for 8 aids infected wings?”

[@excellenceinrecycling4093]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Chango46]

"You're a jersey mikes guy now "

[@MindseyeFilm]

You missed the most tremendous one of them all: Joey’s Popcorn rant

[@jsnification]

And ranch.

[@thomasandersen2534]

I was stoned AF one night watching The Church and an old girlfriend of mine heard Joey getting loud ranting. She thought a burglar had me tied up in the living room torturing me ! 🤣

[@Avocadosimp]

😂😂😂

[@keller_]

You're a jersey mikes guy now, AND give me all your money cocksucka

[@philipcallado5693]

The gasp Joey made after Sebastian said he gets the chicken bowl at Chipotle. 😂

[@kaptain_krunch]

Eating at an Olive Garden in NYC is like eating at a Popeye's in Baton Rouge. What gabone would eat a mass produced meal at Olive Garden when you can eat the highest quality Italian food in the western hemisphere for a reasonable price?

[@davidcurtiss4133]

Fucking Gentiles

[@refusedstone7710]

If you're in Baton Rouge I'll fry you some chicken. Don't go to fucking Popeye's anywhere in Louisiana. Come over.

[@BAAAKSEEEN]

Do the cows get kicked in the head?

[@Thejamesbgrowhouse]

@@BAAAKSEEENyes repeatedly.

[@theintellectualrabbit6828]

Joey is a professional when it comes to food.

[@tania8257]

We need a joey diaz cooking show

[@j702rebel4]

Having my coffee in the morning listening to big Joey Diaz👍 Get a great morning laugh to start my day love listening to him he’s hilarious keep it up brother!

[@briark7248]

“i would wait there with a rifle”

[@michaelnbrennan]

"He puts cheddar cheese on a sandwich...that's something that white gentiles do - people who each ranch!"

[@rheheu7229]

I could listen to Joey talk about food all day

[@nick4597]

“ so they can try to “radishalize” you” 💀 😂😂😂

[@danielashworth6748]

Still watching in 2024. Making breakfast with a coffee listening to uncle joey. Tremendous

[@bloatedsodium7301]

Tremendous!

[@bandana4814]

Where my gentiles at? Much love!!!!

[@TheFonz995]

That moment where Joey looks at Lee with disgust thinking that Lee said he was for boxed mashed potatoes 15:10

[@oscars4608]

“I’ll stab you” 😂😂😂😂

[@tbuck51]

"You can taste it. This chicken got the shit kicked out of em" 😂😂😂

[@bruceshane795]

15:12 is pure gold

[@danielashworth6748]

"Listen, just shut up" 🤣🤣🤣

[@bruceshane795]

☠️☠️☠️

[@lilphonk1377]

20:21 the way he said mustard 😂😭😭

[@roebusone730]

😂😂😂 "they were good, they were big wings" 😂😂😂 Watching Uncle Joey has been the best way to start my days.

[@izekielremi7655]

19:05 "Radishalize you" 😂

[@DruryXL]

This is the content I need

[@willi6880]

I came here looking for one of my favorite Diaz rules, and I found it right off the bat at #10. "I'll stand outside and pick people off with a rifle" one of the low key funniest lines hes ever said imo

[@dirtpounder]

he looked about ready to strangle lee over those boxed potatoes

[@afghakhan]

The wings at pizza places are always bad.

[@CornPopWazABadDude]

Nah, not Juniors pizza near me in Orlando, FL. Some of the best wings I've ever had and I've had the original Buffalo wings in Buffalo. Real Italians own Juniors and I have no idea how they know how to make bomb ass wings, but they do! But yeah, 999 of 1000 times wings from pizza places are terrible.

[@bob9644]

Bird up

[@IIEthanGamingII]

I like pizza huts wings, they aren't bad at all.

[@IIEthanGamingII]

@I Got That PMA boneless baby 😘

[@ibbeats5183]

@@CornPopWazABadDude where in orlando? Just moved there from buffalo and cant find a good slice or wings anywhere!

[@prodigy1445]

16:22 "Chicken bowl.... oOOoHHh." At first, i thought Uncle Joey fired off some knuckle children, whilst deep in thought about Chipotle, but thankfully he resents it.

[@MikeJones-rh4xk]

"Does that mean the cow didn't get kicked" holy fuck I lost it man, gotta love uncle joey🤣🤣

[@iceeclair]

6:45 this is how I accept dinner invitations as well 😂😂

[@walkeradrian1989]

hahaha what a savage.

[@KrustyKrabbzy]

When Sebastian goes “chicken bowl” I lost it

[@Devin-xl9iz]

I work at pizza hut and I think I found a foot or a toe in the chicken. Listen to uncle Joey Lee

[@jasonphair8478]

The food is so horrible. ..should be Lee's favorite place 😂😂😂

[@jonvia]

Subway is the McDonalds of chain sandwich shops...Its only okay to go there when its the only option in the town of 300 off the interstate in Oklahoma at midnight.

[@doforself_]

“When I’m on the road making $6 a week I’m a big fan of it” 😂😂😂

[@mnb9162]

Stealing, doing 8 balls is one thing... but being offered pizza hut is society taken to a new low....Got to love Joey's moral compass.

[@SamSinghComic]

6:50 “I wouldn’t step foot in it” AAAAHHAHAHAHA

[@FreedomLovingFox]

1:58 Joey’s heartbreaks when Lee admits to eating Subway

[@fatmunch6318]

The guest during this subway rant is who joeys trying to look like

[@brettlord6379]

"The clam sauce had curry in it. I took my hat, put it on, and walked out the door. I didn't talk to her for two years after that" hahaha 😂😂

[@dannyb20vtec28]

6:50 damn hipster... gluten free pizza? Wtf is wrong with you. Haha

[@nickfouss4217]

Lee’s laugh always kills me😭😭😂

[@meezysmentality]

Joey is hilarious 😂! Two kicks 🦵 to the chicken 🐔 head makes it tender. If you tell me you’re making chicken 🍗 cutlets with cream corn 🌽 and mashed potatoes 🥔 and I get to your house and you offer me a salad 🥗. We ain’t talkin 😂😂😂😂

[@gracejoy3737]

“Chipolte” Lol

[@ethanrichards498]

I feel him on that subway rant. Place is total garbage.

[@jonathancasillas218]

He feels so strongly about those instant mashed potatoes. telling lee to shut up like that 🤣🤣🤣

[@BayAreaMike99]

Lee definitely threw away some boxes😂

[@gideonamare160]

Joeys reaction to fiding out the lady put curry in the clams was fucking perfect

[@mikephillips5469]

He’s describes food so well ,it makes me so hungry 🤦‍♂️

[@CZRXCZR]

I can’t wait for the season premiere of Cookin’ With Coco

[@davidcardenas4633]

15:20 he almost fired lee for that 😂

[@jasperezekiel4893]

“It was a brick, it was like a demolition derby, and then I got up and it just started squirting” 😂😂💀💀💀

[@jonathancasillas218]

ThAt PlAce SucKs ThAts GrOsS FiSh!!!!!!!!!!! That kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣

[@MadVolbeat]

Whenever i see a newyorker talking about NY pizza, I instantly remember the Sopranos episode when they travel to Italy haha

[@chrisgermain3608]

Joey and Lee went Deep in Pizza Hut clip lol Lee says" if I had a basket hanging out my window I would never leave the house" 🤣

[@MsClaireEverett]

Joey has got a PhD in the streets.

[@lupin3rd227]

HMO food 😂😂😂

[@Ravsxngh]

7:12 Joeys face 😂

[@davidcarik1761]

"People are looking at you for leadership." 😆

[@saltygrandpajoe6375]

Uncle Joey ... seriously the ONLY thing I’ve ever used boxed potatoes was to thicken a soup when that’s was the only thing on the shelf 😝

[@jorgecavanna2898]

Joey make a travelling food show!!!

[@nicktheknife479]

Why would you even think about telling Joey Diaz about your gluten free non dairy pizza like wtf are you thinking he’s gonna be like “Oh I gotta get some of that”? Fuck no.

[@-USERNOTFOUND-]

This man is just too funny 😂😂😂

[@drebodollaz3504]

“Are you a chip ole tay guy?” “..... people get sick”

[@pettywap1183]

wheres the video of joey talking about sushi in indianapolis with bill burr lmao

[@richevans609]

Kickin' Chicken' 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@dylana.601]

“I won’t step foot in there” 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

[@jmaj4521]

10:30 "and I know somewhere Lee stopped and breathed heavy" "No"

[@jonvia]

Worked as a delivery driver at a Domino's in Los Angeles deeeeeeep in the San Fernando Valley when I was just turning 21...Though it taught me a lot of life skills, like how to deal with douches, it also made realize how disgusting delivery pizza is. Now I make my own from scratch. Its so much better.

[@Imarida2]

This from a guy that eats boogers like it's the last meal. Joey never got his stripes in the eating circuit.

[@anchorbubba]

I love how pissed he gets at others bc of food but the mofo out here eatin eye crust and shit

[@Sneak248]

Look at these uncultured swines ^

[@Backswell]

There is nothing Joey gets more passionate about than food. And that’s saying a LOT

[@lupin3rd227]

Joey @ 16:16 is my favorite part 😂😂😂😂😂

[@masterythroughmovement1]

“Why do you hate America?” HAHAHAHA

[@dust17111]

Love the Rudy Sarzo pods

[@HikeBikePhoto]

Long awaited video thx!

[@NateDawgKostecka]

“You’re one of the smartest guys I know, you take pictures of people’s feet with flip-flops…” Joey is a true legend

[@Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend]

I’ll never go to subway again after my mom took me there when I’m stoned to the gills. I wanted to dope my sandwich up, I think I went Philly steak with that artery clogging Baja cheese sauce, just a dash just enough so that sandwich ain’t dry and you got to be stoned to the bone for the baja. Anyways it’s about $16 or some wild shit for a sandwich a drink and chips. Steak and cheese sauce, $16 never again like it hurt my soul I could have gotten a real deal melt in your mouth Philly cheese steak for cheaper

[@josh8161]

Radishcalised😭

[@jorgeortiz4031]

“she’s three, she wanted pizza” bro that sent me into a spiral

[@hrbekroenick]

I know I've been listening to too much Joey Diaz at night when I go out for wings and I Joey in my head. They ask ranch or blue cheese, and I'm sitting across from my 4 year old great niece trying not to say "blue cheese or F your mother". I was sweating profuciously keeping my mouth shut!

[@Xelda420]

13:00 I like curry but I would never use it with seafood

[@MikEEEB32]

Here in Alaska we actually have a pretty good dominos. They make their own dough it’s pretty bomb 😂

[@johnnyblaze8827]

Chip-po-tay ⚠️

[@RoronoaZoro-yq3qj]

Joey "Radishalize You" Diaz

[@lupin3rd227]

😂😂😂😂

[@jmaj4521]

16:01 😂😂😂😂

[@DavidPaul-me4qc]

😂 Tremendous

[@RoC937]

cousin vinny's is open until 3 am in ohio....there's no excuse for eating dominos lol

[@tsunamijani5284]

I love how he’s talking about the Marriott in Uniondale 😂🤣 Over there, only good pizza used to be on Front St by the McDonald’s. That area is so over run by corporations, the closest passable slice is in East Meadow/Merrick

[@romanz9022]

I've never had Popeyes but I love chicken, what do you guys recommend for a first timer? I eat wingstop for chicken btw.

[@BAAAKSEEEN]

7:34-7:48 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂