Joey Diaz's Top 10 Food Rules

[@aidanmitchell155]

Joey tells Lee he's a Jersey Mike's guy like a mob boss telling some kid "your working for me now, capiche.

[@bob9644]

Lmaoo

[@npd6225]

I don’t wanna hear that shit 😂

[@StukaSteven]

I just turned 18 and I've never had anyone teach me about life and Joey, after watching your poodcast for around a year now I've really been becoming someone, someone I like, and I gotta say thanks for the insight here and there, all while stayin black. God bless

[@shadyjesusrodriguez.2821]

And I don't understand why the internet's seen as useless.

[@Gregory-ud6zq]

Shady Jesus Rodriguez. Yup me neither

[@PonySlaystati0n]

Welcome to the Church bro.

[@wyattpounder8144]

Livin like a DOCTA

[@DJFaNaTiiC]

Shady Jesus Rodriguez. Bound to find some gems somewhere. Church fam for life

[@tylerdixon3290]

15:12 "I don't know anybody that used boxed mashed potatoes" "They're so easy to make though" "Listen... just shut up" That killed me. You could see the anger and disappointment in Joey's face and lee had to quickly clarify to save their relationship for at least a few more weeks lmao

[@mariyatakeuchi9009]

1. don't eat dominos in NYC 2. don't eat subway in jersey (or anywhere tbf) 3. don't have anyone deliver your food 4. never go to a restaurant that does gluten-free 5. never get wings from pizza hut. 6. don't get conveyor belt sushi 7. cook what you are going to say you are going to cook 8. don't ever make boxed mash potatoes 9. don't eat chipotle 10. don't eat hummus 11. always get the best

[@BayAreaMike99]

Whenever I see hummus I think of Joey🤣

[@mariyatakeuchi9009]

@@BayAreaMike99 hummus is my country’s culture

[@markcurry3083]

Chipotle is fire

[@kledus420smith8]

@@markcurry3083 Chipotle is complete garbage str8 crap your pants at the Chipotle bathroom literally shit goes right through you.

[@blackkkabllakkcaa]

#11 is the most important

[@augustineramos8401]

Joey: He got wings from where? Lee: Pizza hut Joey: Now wait a second.

[@chocktaebolanca757]

“You eva ate a chicken that’s been kicked? It’s fucking delicious, Tenda” 💀💀

[@bob9644]

“8 wings? You went all the way there for 8 aids infected wings?”

[@excellenceinrecycling4093]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ExecutiveCounsel]

Eating at an Olive Garden in NYC is like eating at a Popeye's in Baton Rouge. What gabone would eat a mass produced meal at Olive Garden when you can eat the highest quality Italian food in the western hemisphere for a reasonable price?

[@davidcurtiss4133]

Fucking Gentiles

[@refusedstone7710]

If you're in Baton Rouge I'll fry you some chicken. Don't go to fucking Popeye's anywhere in Louisiana. Come over.

[@BAAAKSEEEN]

Do the cows get kicked in the head?

[@Chango46]

"You're a jersey mikes guy now "

[@MindseyeFilm]

You missed the most tremendous one of them all: Joey’s Popcorn rant

[@jsnification]

And ranch.

[@thomasandersen2534]

I was stoned AF one night watching The Church and an old girlfriend of mine heard Joey getting loud ranting. She thought a burglar had me tied up in the living room torturing me ! 🤣

[@keller_]

You're a jersey mikes guy now, AND give me all your money cocksucka

[@philipcallado5693]

The gasp Joey made after Sebastian said he gets the chicken bowl at Chipotle. 😂

[@Gregory-ud6zq]

When he misunderstood Lee and told him to shut up I died of laughter

[@adamlambertlifts6142]

If theres one guy ill take food rules from its Joey “it was winter of 79” Diaz

[@briark7248]

“i would wait there with a rifle”

[@tania8257]

We need a joey diaz cooking show

[@theintellectualrabbit6828]

Joey is a professional when it comes to food.

[@oscars4608]

“I’ll stab you” 😂😂😂😂

[@rheheu7229]

I could listen to Joey talk about food all day

[@tbuck51]

"You can taste it. This chicken got the shit kicked out of em" 😂😂😂

[@jonvia]

Subway is the McDonalds of chain sandwich shops...Its only okay to go there when its the only option in the town of 300 off the interstate in Oklahoma at midnight.

[@afghakhan]

The wings at pizza places are always bad.

[@CornPopWazABadDude]

Nah, not Juniors pizza near me in Orlando, FL. Some of the best wings I've ever had and I've had the original Buffalo wings in Buffalo. Real Italians own Juniors and I have no idea how they know how to make bomb ass wings, but they do! But yeah, 999 of 1000 times wings from pizza places are terrible.

[@bob9644]

Bird up

[@IIEthanGamingII]

I like pizza huts wings, they aren't bad at all.

[@IIEthanGamingII]

@I Got That PMA boneless baby 😘

[@ibbeats5183]

@@CornPopWazABadDude where in orlando? Just moved there from buffalo and cant find a good slice or wings anywhere!

[@TheFonz995]

That moment where Joey looks at Lee with disgust thinking that Lee said he was for boxed mashed potatoes 15:10

[@lilphonk1377]

20:21 the way he said mustard 😂😭😭

[@DruryXL]

This is the content I need

[@roebusone730]

😂😂😂 "they were good, they were big wings" 😂😂😂 Watching Uncle Joey has been the best way to start my days.

[@willi6880]

I came here looking for one of my favorite Diaz rules, and I found it right off the bat at #10. "I'll stand outside and pick people off with a rifle" one of the low key funniest lines hes ever said imo

[@ethanrichards498]

I feel him on that subway rant. Place is total garbage.

[@dirtpounder]

he looked about ready to strangle lee over those boxed potatoes

[@mikephillips5469]

He’s describes food so well ,it makes me so hungry 🤦‍♂️

[@fatmunch6318]

The guest during this subway rant is who joeys trying to look like

[@jasonphair8478]

The food is so horrible. ..should be Lee's favorite place 😂😂😂

[@KrustyKrabbzy]

When Sebastian goes “chicken bowl” I lost it

[@FreedomLovingFox]

1:58 Joey’s heartbreaks when Lee admits to eating Subway

[@doforself_]

“When I’m on the road making $6 a week I’m a big fan of it” 😂😂😂

[@prodigy1445]

16:22 "Chicken bowl.... oOOoHHh." At first, i thought Uncle Joey fired off some knuckle children, whilst deep in thought about Chipotle, but thankfully he resents it.

[@MsClaireEverett]

Joey has got a PhD in the streets.

[@gideonamare160]

Joeys reaction to fiding out the lady put curry in the clams was fucking perfect

[@nicktheknife479]

Why would you even think about telling Joey Diaz about your gluten free non dairy pizza like wtf are you thinking he’s gonna be like “Oh I gotta get some of that”? Fuck no.

[@gracejoy3737]

“Chipolte” Lol

[@Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend]

I’ll never go to subway again after my mom took me there when I’m stoned to the gills. I wanted to dope my sandwich up, I think I went Philly steak with that artery clogging Baja cheese sauce, just a dash just enough so that sandwich ain’t dry and you got to be stoned to the bone for the baja. Anyways it’s about $16 or some wild shit for a sandwich a drink and chips. Steak and cheese sauce, $16 never again like it hurt my soul I could have gotten a real deal melt in your mouth Philly cheese steak for cheaper

[@iceeclair]

6:45 this is how I accept dinner invitations as well 😂😂

[@walkeradrian1989]

hahaha what a savage.

[@jonvia]

Worked as a delivery driver at a Domino's in Los Angeles deeeeeeep in the San Fernando Valley when I was just turning 21...Though it taught me a lot of life skills, like how to deal with douches, it also made realize how disgusting delivery pizza is. Now I make my own from scratch. Its so much better.

[@MadVolbeat]

Whenever i see a newyorker talking about NY pizza, I instantly remember the Sopranos episode when they travel to Italy haha

[@pettywap1183]

wheres the video of joey talking about sushi in indianapolis with bill burr lmao

[@jorgeortiz4031]

“she’s three, she wanted pizza” bro that sent me into a spiral

[@saltygrandpajoe6375]

Uncle Joey ... seriously the ONLY thing I’ve ever used boxed potatoes was to thicken a soup when that’s was the only thing on the shelf 😝

[@meezysmentality]

Joey is hilarious 😂! Two kicks 🦵 to the chicken 🐔 head makes it tender. If you tell me you’re making chicken 🍗 cutlets with cream corn 🌽 and mashed potatoes 🥔 and I get to your house and you offer me a salad 🥗. We ain’t talkin 😂😂😂😂

[@MikeJones-rh4xk]

"Does that mean the cow didn't get kicked" holy fuck I lost it man, gotta love uncle joey🤣🤣

[@dust17111]

Love the Rudy Sarzo pods

[@jasperezekiel4893]

“It was a brick, it was like a demolition derby, and then I got up and it just started squirting” 😂😂💀💀💀

[@dannyb20vtec28]

6:50 damn hipster... gluten free pizza? Wtf is wrong with you. Haha

[@NateDawgKostecka]

“You’re one of the smartest guys I know, you take pictures of people’s feet with flip-flops…” Joey is a true legend

[@-USERNOTFOUND-]

This man is just too funny 😂😂😂

[@RoronoaZoro-yq3qj]

Joey "Radishalize You" Diaz

[@lupin3rd227]

😂😂😂😂

[@josh8161]

Radishcalised😭

[@gordonfreemen1920]

You could upload a video of Joey talking about grass for an hour and I would listen to the entire thing

[@Imarida2]

This from a guy that eats boogers like it's the last meal. Joey never got his stripes in the eating circuit.

[@anchorbubba]

I love how pissed he gets at others bc of food but the mofo out here eatin eye crust and shit

[@Sneak248]

Look at these uncultured swines ^

[@dylana.601]

“I won’t step foot in there” 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

[@nomoremids6991]

He was absolutely right about Jersey Mike’s. Subway is atrocious

[@jonathancasillas218]

ThAt PlAce SucKs ThAts GrOsS FiSh!!!!!!!!!!! That kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣

[@SamSinghComic]

6:50 “I wouldn’t step foot in it” AAAAHHAHAHAHA

[@hrbekroenick]

I know I've been listening to too much Joey Diaz at night when I go out for wings and I Joey in my head. They ask ranch or blue cheese, and I'm sitting across from my 4 year old great niece trying not to say "blue cheese or F your mother". I was sweating profuciously keeping my mouth shut!

[@Andrew-hd2yk]

Joey feels guilty over dominos but not sinking a mall 😂

[@TheSpritz0]

I LOVE conveyor belt sushi, it's never been bad for me!!!

[@piedrabuena59]

This should be a jersey mikes ad, their sales would fucking skyrocket

[@c.h.2392]

It was amazing see Rafferty go 3 minutes without crying or talking about his street cred

[@Xelda420]

13:00 I like curry but I would never use it with seafood

[@CoolNix]

Can’t go wrong with Cold cuts

[@EXXORO]

The basket to transport food and Exchange of money is real. I remember my uncle doing this when he bought ice cream and he lived on the 3rd floor 😂😂😂🥺

[@jsakuraba4946]

Damn all these years later , i just seen that jimmy johns literally stole the "your a jimmy johns guy ,"mob esque character

[@Shlankyman545]

He didn’t steal that, those brothers created a local institution that exploded into a 2000+ store empire. Love jimmy John’s

[@RebelKingfrom1995]

I haven't eaten Subway since 2022

[@davidcardenas4633]

15:20 he almost fired lee for that 😂

[@lupin3rd227]

Joey @ 16:16 is my favorite part 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jcglez9491]

“You ever tasted a chicken that hasn’t been kicked?”

[@missalbania9260]

Curry powder in spaghetti with clam sauce I’d walk out too, Uncle Joey knows when he’s been insulted.

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

Tub in a sub....👌

[@thesnapper84]

And who doesn’t like a good “TUG” & “Sub”...ya smell me????😂🤣

[@truthertv1]

15:15 LMAO

[@eddiemoran8044]

Joey was right about subway

[@noobnoob3489]

Leeeee!

[@DirtyBertie]

“If I smell curry I don’t even park the car”

[@seansullivan7928]

00.01 Who the hell invited that guy

[@sar103077]

Lamonicas pizza in westwood is good NY style pizza in LA

[@philipcallado5693]

If you’re in like New York, Chicago or San Francisco for a visit and you get fucking Domino’s instead of going to a legit pizza place, I don’t want to know you. It’s like being in a big Latino community and going to Taco Bell or Chipotle. Not that I’m against those places per se, but you just don’t know better.

[@TheRoyalHour]

"Chipolte"...

[@Back4Fungame]

if u ever feel lost and don't know what to eat, ask joey diaz

[@stonerguitarist4690]

Dude always check the rest room if it dirty ya know the kitchen worse

[@carteltraps9942]

Joey "you're personally fucking insulting me" diaz

[@BAAAKSEEEN]

7:34-7:48 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stephenlan5450]

Joey, ever eat matzoh ?

[@NutritionIan]

I think joey chose Lee to do the show just so he could shit on him for being a gentile

[@darkjoey3767]

🤣 the food will taste better if the animal got the shit kicked out of

[@wocannaseilai5983]

"Why do you hate America?"

[@randybeans1984]

Conver belt fish

[@SeanWhite-gm6ii]

Thats it! No more subway guy! That's it! No more of this shit! How many times I gota yell ya! Ur from Boston start acting like it!😂😂😂😂 Bro Joey should have an animated show on viceland....how fuckin sick would that be

[@sunnysanjo]

Can that guy scream any louder, jesus 😂

[@1ColdFuture]

-------0:20*------2:56. 6:50******** 7:28*

[@TheVermifuge]

Is that Fan Jerry in the top right corner?