1992 Story: Joey Diaz's Roommate is a Coke Dealer

The Church #800
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt
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[@saagarAKmusic]

Anytime I watch a Joey Diaz clip, I get really deep into the story, only then to be reminded that Lee is in the room from a high pitched chuckle

[@t0talimm0rtalz]

That dude’s laugh always annoys the hell outta me

[@jonm8344]

@@t0talimm0rtalz dude I kneeeew I wasn’t the only one lol that chuckle is fuckin annoying

[@joerawlings5609]

@@jonm8344 nahhh lees calm

[@Blernster]

Joey: "Cocaine" Lee: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

[@josethegameplaya7775]

That's damn funny

[@rrmond]

How about a kilo of coke tells a Joey Diaz story for a change.

[@postsniper-7532]

In between lines and a balcony jump

[@tinaperisich8711]

So there i was1989 north Burgen New Jersey this Italian looking and sounding. Cuban guy crushed me into a fine powder and 8 huge fucking garden hose sized line TREMONDUS

[@exodusx2761]

@@tinaperisich8711 That hit like a ton of bricks…Coke bricks!! ‘How Khil O’Graham Created “CoCo” Diaz’

[@yobaafett]

Always two sides to the story man

[@lioneltholmer4584]

😂

[@jayb9968]

“She was like 32 33 34 35 36 37 ... she had kids“

[@donettatrump2025]

If you think I'm bad... 8:04

[@SuperSlimshady1]

8:33

[@garrettcarinci7807]

It doesn't matter what mistakes someone made 20 years ago, he is a podcasting legend today. Nice work boys

[@reddemunn]

I'll never forget, It was 19-92..

[@madmaxluciano5370]

Headass💀

[@jayb9968]

HAHAHAH tru

[@chidsterhatley2373]

Only liked this comment because of your name. Took me a minute must admit but I like it!

[@deckytrfc1]

I could legit sit and listen to ol’ Uncle Joey tell stories all day long, amazing story teller

[@TagoMago2010]

I love smoking my joint and binge watching Joey Diaz clips

[@photoholicflix]

When ever Uncle Joey starts a story with the year, you know it's going to be EPIC.

[@Jamo-mg6bk]

I love the uncle way Joey says 19..90...2😂😂😂

[@coltonw19]

Lee, don’t read the hate comments. You don’t need that. You guys are killin it!

[@kentbremner7828]

robert will I get more enjoyment out of seeing him or hearing him for 3min total outta a 10min vid

[@bryanknight844]

With all these coke stories Joey’s basically coked up for life Lmaooo

[@beesheer3761]

The Very Best Story Teller In Comedy right here!!

[@ToDAZEtheDAY]

No doubt

[@chrisrichards9382]

Facts

[@guccimane623]

Those 2016-2019 Joey and Lee church episodes were PEAK entertainment man. I would go to sleep listening to them

[@dwade6322]

Some think Joeys stories are fabricated...but i worked at a biker bar for over 20 years,an being in that bar alone produced more stories than Joey could dream of...Point being,its not hard to believe he has all these stories when you figure he's been a life long criminal...i got a lot of stories myself.

[@kingsmoke9350]

people that think they’re all made up haven’t gotten out of their comfort zone and lived.

[@crazydaizy915]

Yep...they may have grown over the years but I'm sure theirs a lot of truth to them just from my own history that doesn't even compare!🤔😉

[@Jd-ke2ku]

Most people suck at telling stories, joey has the wit and the delivery to just have you hanging on every word. I hope he brings a book out one day.

[@dwightsledge180]

Finally somebody says it.. a lot of people are always surprised out how wild someone’s life can get/be. It’s beautiful.

[@BallietBran]

@@kingsmoke9350 Exactly this. I've seen some shit and know who's a liar ans who's not. Joey is genuine and if he ever wasn't, I would've sniffed out a pie or fabrication by now. Some people people think everything is fake

[@offerskirksey2255]

Tremendous

[@indigosunset70]

i just noticed the lil scarface statue

[@MasterB8r420]

Uncle Coco, best story teller on youtube

[@RoxyReyes]

Your good at story telling too 👌 sellen powda 😅

[@anabolicjesus6717]

EP114587 dude (looks like laydeee)

[@audriiiiroberts3030]

EP114587 yoooo 😂😂😂 This is forsure the BEST comment section in all of KZbin

[@djmkultra7023]

😂😂😂

[@stylisticsguy3746]

I’m not gonna lie but every time Joey tells a story about when he was younger I just can’t stop imagining him as if he was the younger “Henry Hill” from Goodfellas.🤣

[@jakemcglone6502]

Uncle Joey nailed it! Who else is at home running zoom meetings all day wearing a business shirt and athletic shorts?

[@Monkeypole]

Hahaha I was in shirt and tie with The Simpsons pyjama bottoms on, drinking from a mug of vodka and Pepsi. That's been every Wednesday for the last 3 months

[@donettatrump2025]

@@Monkeypole nobody cares. STFU u attention staved Momo w story time. Now then, watch all the ads for Uncle Joey all THE WAY THROUGH cause u Don't support in any other way. Douche supreme comments get the full outta her Karen. Don't but skip we know u don't pay for premium. Me.story.time

[@donettatrump2025]

@@Monkeypole plug stampsDTcom or something worth reading

[@i7Hcrank]

God that sounds fuckin great. Its 115 here in phoenix and I work In a warehouse with a shitty little swamp cooler lol. ENJOY it and have a few beers for my roasted ass.

[@FreekFreeksma]

donetta trump you okay honey?

[@pyramidion5911]

If they cancel joey we will just make him rich through patreon

[@ba6561]

GOD BLESS AMERICA

[@blubeary4496]

Hell yeah, but they can’t cancel that foo! He’s a real one! 👊🏽✊🏽

[@antigov7839]

@@ba6561 I’m not from America can I not donate then

[@frankb1169]

Joey has so many stories i cant believe them anymore

[@Kman31ca]

I just started smokin weed again after 10 years without because of being locked up by this fooking plague. These podcasts are a lifesaver. lol

[@frankc4364]

Locked up by a plague? What u mean?

[@overdrive6047]

@@frankc4364 you know what lol

[@frankc4364]

@@overdrive6047 seriously idk what tell me

[@mrichar9]

It's not the Scamdemic locking you up and demanding your vax pass.... it's the fuckin government and their buddies in big business. F em.

[@zfour814]

His honesty is humbling

[@Hopper-gn2ej]

This really is an incredible story to show where Joey's life was at this time. Involved in this crazy coke endeavour, but also getting recognised as a comic for the first time ever. It seems like an interesting part of his life, where he's still a criminal but also a comic.

[@brandonosborne9304]

“Wipe the handlebar” lmfao

[@swannydeehosinpepper9655]

Joey Diaz is the F'ing Bomb.. Thanks for sharing your stories with us..

[@clavididk1236]

Same joey. Can't talk to the ladies without being somewhat inebriated. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@clavididk1236]

@@viracocha trust me I know. Been an addict for 8 years. I'm finally clean I don't even drink just some buds here n there

[@MantisTobogganMD92]

Same here man. Social anxiety/low self esteem is an awful combo. Barely even wanna put myself out there at all if I'm sober.

[@danieliglesias1314]

Thanks guys for the advice

[@kevindube7096]

It gets easier to not give a fuck as you get older & have more experience. Sucks at first to feel like you missed out on your “prime years” in high school or college but I wouldn’t trade that for the sober confidence that builds as you step into your 30s. It’s not like it used to be where everybody was married by the time they hit 30, so you’ll be blessed with plenty of solid options as long as you don’t look/act like a douche

[@clavididk1236]

@@kevindube7096 I appreciate it man 🙏🙏💯👊 those were words I needed to read at the right time. Double like the comment 💯👍🙏

[@strongstyle6779]

Lee's laugh in the background is damn funny 😂😂

[@sarthakpathak5694]

Coke and joey are inseparable duo

[@MrJintensive]

Lee is like a coke dealer, I know a root beer dealer.

[@badnewzbandits3053]

I’m in the same boat. Very slim chance I’m going to speak to you if I’m not buzzed.

[@danielfinegan6371]

Joey's voice is incredible and I want it

[@GetNinged]

smoke for 40 years

[@anabolicjesus6717]

Rifa for 40 years, coke for 30 years, cigarettes for 20 years

[@stoneylonesome4062]

You got Joey’s voice telling stories and Lee Syattberg making baby noises in the background.

[@justaman5418]

ahh 1992 the days when life was good and i was 28 years younger lmfao

[@Pinebrookjohn75]

I was 16/17 years old. What good days

[@somelineman1392]

On behalf of the comment section I’d like to thank you for the monumental task of calculating how many years that was... wow

[@will-uw5pi]

I love Lee's giggle

[@andrewbridges6087]

Like i was sayin .. that jingle at the end tho.. perfect for joey

[@TitansTracks]

Hell yeah, '92 was my year of birth! It was the winter of 92 in October, Colorado...

[@sanjayappanah7896]

If a bag of coke could talk it would sound like Joey Diaz

[@kevindube7096]

😂 when’s somebody going to tell Joey that Valium didn’t get “reactivated” out of his fat cells, it just has a real looooonngggg half-life

[@crazydaizy915]

Same thing...lol

[@AuntiejustgivinER]

If I could wish for 1 thing it would be to go back in time to like 1983 and party with my grandpa and young Joey Diaz

[@HMS-Pogue]

sometimes i wonder if any of this shit actually happened.. but then i realize it doesent even matter, it’s hilarious 😂

[@BallietBran]

Get better personal skills and then you'd realize he's one of the few people not fabricating these stories and is legit. That's why he's so relatable.

[@patrickmartinofficial8828]

3:10 „You probably just finished wakin‘ off“ ... I actually did

[@flyingamst3r]

What does Lee care about the lockdown, the man never leaves his house hahahaha

[@gavinbeets4736]

Love this team. Lee is a giggle freak

[@shawnkramer37]

I arrived in Boulder in 1995, just missed Joey but probably bought weed from his friends. Every time I went to get my car emissions tested and drove by the jail, I think of you.

[@Cityboii0]

Uncle joey i would love to hang out with him, Love from spain hermano

[@loudini2695]

Time for a word from our sponsor a numba

[@karamcast]

tremendous

[@jesus6841]

1992 here we go

[@canadianwolverine2447]

Lee, show yourself here and there. We miss seeing you bro

[@mynameisjeff7915]

Lol these cameras need to be upgraded to HD

[@philipreedwallace]

Valiums use to be everywhere back then. Everywhere . Roche 10. In 92-99 everyone I knew sold powder.

[@elliotoliver123]

There everywhere here in Scotland

[@aljamainebruner3245]

Damn stop ball huggin🤣🤣🤣

[@kamsandwich6990]

Had a roommate who was a weed dealer, you can say I didn’t go sober for a while.

[@tclucke]

It's a Friday night, 4 in the mornin....... hahaaaaaaaaaa

[@masontrussoni2751]

Nothing goes through Lee’s city without him knowing.

[@LJWilliams15]

Uncle joey knows he’s years!

[@oo3160]

I feel Joey

[@lockoloko2472]

Joey said tf you doing when he pulled out the j but im in the hospital😭😭😭

[@charlesmonaghan7454]

"a story that goes back to 19....90...2"-JD

[@walterwhite3143]

Cigars, cocaine, lager and whiskey. Happy weekend!

[@JohnDoe-oi9um]

NINETEEN.............. NINETY................... ........................TWO.

[@canadianwolverine2447]

Lee if you ever decided to leave the podcast, it would never be as good as it is now.

[@N.CTT1991]

Did Joey refer to a steering wheel as a handle bar 😂

[@BallietBran]

😆

[@talisfiney984]

Joeeeyyyy🍻🍺🍺🍺 😎🤙

[@cavalierfan1995]

92 i was a sophomore in high school

[@jackkennedy9775]

Shit 92 I wasn’t even a concept yet

[@jakejerome8668]

Come back church

[@user-js5gt3iw1w]

“My roommates work, he’s got jobs ……………………………………. but one ☝️ of his main jobs is selling powder “-Joey Diaz ha😂

[@Tom.88234]

Does anyone know where the Shotgun Doug story is?

[@kindbud]

picked up wax, dabbingmy full g before this vid ends with unk joey

[@westhompson4012]

Lee is literally a walking kfc family bucket. Except he doesn't walk.

[@westhompson4012]

I'm more like the zinger burger. Hot stuff and full of pubes.

[@artisli4e]

@@westhompson4012 lmfao!

[@joecoffaro8280]

I'm the same exact way

[@joecoffaro8280]

As far as needing substance for confidence

[@paranoidandroid4270]

We’re bringing back the 90’s!. 😎🙄🤮

[@medangerwaffles2351]

Like a doctor

[@hansonyazzie2960]

I can hear Lee breathing in the background?

[@mikehawk5928]

All I can hear is the wheeze in his voice

[@littleRastaman]

“LA BAMBA IS OVER!”

[@chrismcdorman8678]

Main job was selling powdaaaaa

[@isaacstarling9958]

Smoke one with uncle joeyyyyyyyyyy

[@masontrussoni2751]

Joey the only way to get better is to practice, practice, practice. Get your practice in early kids.

[@yungdash4852]

I might be slow but i missed the whole point of this fucking story

[@moneyraylucas7161]

19......90............................................2

[@diegolopez4100]

What movies have you been in? 🤣😂😅 ooooh the gentiles

[@benhughes5245]

Sloppy jalopy 😂

[@ben1763]

No beach for the next corona wave

[@BobbyGeneric145]

Joey's knowledge of drug interactions with the body is terrible... Like the valium thing.

[@Tesla69420]

EP114587 Not everybody has a boring life like you.

[@speakthetruth6085]

"sowba"

[@davidcutts9079]

When doesn't Joey take it back to '92? Or '83? Or Colorado? Or Jersey? Or prison? Or...

[@masontrussoni2751]

What the hell did people know for a fact, in 1969?

[@tygro1348]

what is with this video quality ... lee get it together ya momo

[@kyleharding8950]

SCIENCE

[@sk8rboiaiden271]

420 am stay up xD

[@gregorysanchez1184]

Continue!!! With the fucking!!!!! Story!!!! What about the glands!!

[@derekstgermain4627]

Joey man u need to learn your drug facts vallium dont use half one day then half the next they just last longer than xanax

[@jonr7207]

Skolah-shipz

[@jeffroc14]

Love Joey but Jesus christ have a little respect for your boys/guests that are in sobriety & not blaze up your weed in their face

[@masontrussoni2751]

Wtf youtube is taking my first amendment right?

[@carlos1996a]

Bro that lil giggle is so annoying 😂

[@ericnathaniel7088]

Gm it me Eric ya crazy nephew ya give beer to and watch the show with my crazy ass

[@joesmith4430]

Lol wut?

[@ericnathaniel7088]

@@joesmith4430 u got beer

[@ericnathaniel7088]

@@joesmith4430 hey gm

[@Stand_with_Israel]

Its funny because im wearing Patriots pajamas not shorts but im also wearing my work shirt and smoking

[@JesusMartinez-oy7qe]

You can always tell when Joey is about to tell another bullshit story his lips move