"The Summer of 1980" | Joey Diaz Robbery Tale

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Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt
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[@makajossos9431]

Whenever joey starts a story with: it was "fill in year". Its gonna be a good story

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

That's exactly what I thought too

[@therealwilfreddierkes9980]

Maka Jossos Automatically no matter what I’m doing, brain surgery, or plotting revenge on my old gym teacher for making me do ‘Burpees,’ I’m watchin’!!!👊

[@Nugzz187]

Don’t think I’ve ever heard a bad story off uncle joey 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@TommyVercettisGamingNews]

It was 1983. I was on so much blow. I was dating this college chick ...

[@klassik3497]

Whenever a comment starts with: “Whenever joey starts a story with”. It’s gonna be a good comment

[@PizzaMan-fd2hk]

The first words were "It was the summa of.........80...." ..i immediately paused the video, reminded it,,,and brewed a tall glass of coffee and sat back down with earbuds

[@Zesrii]

Pizza99 Man99 thats that good shit

[@sergiomendoza4040]

That’s literally my morning routine lol roll a blunt get a cup of coffee and sit down and listen to a podcast or 2

[@Zesrii]

Sergio Mendoza you livin the life bro!!

[@nickstamp8313]

Stop acting like u didn’t know the video was gonna be about the summer of 80 when u clicked on the video called “the summer of 1980”😐

[@Zesrii]

Nick Stamp he probably knew but the way Joey says it hits you hard with that nostalgia feeling

[@maximilianh030]

Joey “it was the summer of 83 on west 66th street in north bergen” Diaz

[@coachgodwinpeanutheadass4038]

if its a north bergen or a boulder colorado bro u know the story is gonna involve shoplifting, cocaine, and standup comedy

[@maximilianh030]

Coach godwin peanut headass so true 😂

[@TheGravygun]

@@coachgodwinpeanutheadass4038 there's no West 66th in North Bergen you Chumps will believe anything youf****** here

[@derektheman1696]

TheGravygun Correct because Joey clearly says it’s “West 88th” Street. Not 66th

[@e3IZrZ]

@@coachgodwinpeanutheadass4038 lmao your name though

[@charlesdarwin7253]

The year was 1984, it was in Boulder, it was the summer, it was August, it was the ninth day of the month, it was a Thursday, Ronald Reagan was president, Margaret Thatcher was the British PM, Pope John Paul II was the pope, John Lennon had been dead for four years, Black Sabbath was at a low point and they were passing the torch to Iron Maiden, Ozzy Osbourne was doing his Bark At The Moon tour, Motley Crue was opening for him, Rob Halford and Liberace weren't gay yet, the year was 1984, I was living in Boulder at the time, I think it was the summer... What was I talking about again?

[@Trav81888]

Lmfao

[@joshfisher6547]

🤣 classic

[@agustinpodepiora5525]

Please be king to Uncle CoCo. What are you trying to accomplish here? Kindness is important.

[@aleiterful]

The time you robbed all the cocaine from mr mcgrath

[@FalconianPhilosopher]

Tremendous 😂

[@chivo22121]

Whenever Joey says a story is around 1980 I know it’s about to be lit af

[@elpri553]

*Joey Makes Scarface look like a kid show*

[@WatermelonCarver]

"autobahn" I'm in tears

[@dalekelly7639]

What was he trying to say?

[@glu6567]

Dale Kelly armoire

[@lilmane1070]

Right I thought he was going for O T T O M A N

[@ChiefMusic94]

I damn near fell out my chair hahaha

[@DCYTB]

Whenever Joey gives us the street name I always pull it up on maps street view for a more immersive experience

[@sadierift1201]

Hahaha

[@jampers42]

Tremendous

[@nabeelhansa]

Imagine a Netflix series of joey’s life through the years…

[@steve8450]

theyd turn him into a fag and his mom into a tranny and fuck it all up

[@FreneticZetetic]

Like The Wonder years but The Diaz Years lol

[@caseylindsey102]

3:42 Lee nuts himself 🥜 6:44 Lee Repents to Jesus ✝️

[@plaguex1]

You are the true hero we didnt need. Thank you. Haha

[@LGRW313]

He nuts at 3:05

[@raimundpollard5967]

thank you - this made me laugh like Lee....in the middle of my office lol

[@MrJintensive]

Lee Siat and his wet dreams.

[@thine_eye]

Click in this order 9:54 3:42 3:05 6:44

[@jeffersonbenitez6078]

Best way to start the morning

[@sage1622]

Tremendous

[@austinfowler8693]

Morning shit material huh

[@zachgreen2336]

8:24 am on a job site nailing trim👌🏼🤣

[@e3IZrZ]

Best way to start my poop.

[@eduardobarbosa9413]

6:45 "oh Jesus!" Lee's got the funniest voice ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@highlandoutsider8148]

I love how Lee can ask a direct and simple question like " do you like cheese?" And Joeys answer always starts with some random shit like "listen, in 84 on 152st there was this freaky looking Jamaican lady is a crooked eye and shit" yet 10 minutes later " so yeah, ever since then, to this day I like cheese" 🤣🔥

[@joshuagibson2520]

Accurate

[@lyriclaye2991]

Lmao

[@Sev7n7Sev7n]

Joey Diaz ladies and gentlemen 😂

[@alnobleman2884]

Pretty much lmfao

[@wyonthebeat]

152st?

[@kadricmartinez8543]

Joey ”We would never even dream of robbing someones house” 2 seconds later... “But if there was a drug guy, we would rob their house” Diaz

[@Zaysav]

The thing is when drugs are involved who are the cops gonna believe 😂. Honestly who’s gonna call them

[@spritemultipack]

its all in the game

[@brettharter143]

Joey does full segments about how he uses to be a theif what is he on about ? Bullshiter

[@__-fk4jz]

@@brettharter143 that was later on goofy

[@CJ_YT.]

@@Zaysav haha ''help my key of coke has been stolen''

[@liamdeckerthill2747]

It’s pretty neat how lee can do these podcasts well asleep that’s a talent

[@Ben-kp7ek]

First time watching the podcast high. Joeys stories make so much more sense now. Would 10/10 recommend you watch it high lol

[@dylan351321]

That’s what I do. Coming down off lsd and listening to Joey tell come stories is fantastic.

[@kevindube7096]

@@dylan351321 bro you sound cool how did you get so cool I want to be cool like you should I do lsd and tell everybody I did it even internet strangers on youtube comments?

[@Teeki46]

@@kevindube7096 u sound miserable dude ...like frl reevaluate your life

[@Teeki46]

@@kevindube7096 and I dnt even know what reevaluate means I jus hear ppl tell that to ppl like you

[@kevindube7096]

@@Teeki46 why are you mad dawg

[@313rdDetroitBoi]

6:43 Lee talkin bout "oh Jesus" Lmao I died

[@YomsterFUT13]

🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 greatest albums since the fucking migos man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@Jake-vz8hs]

Lee’s forehead is struggling on an atomic level to just keep his poor little eyes open even 2cm

[@tubbyrainbow111]

This comment is fucking comedy gold

[@richariz7896]

tubbyrainbow111 its not that funny

[@TommyVercettisGamingNews]

Dog, I was doing so much blow Joey diaz

[@redoxygen4876]

"I stick around I just look the other way" "It's like ranch on the table for you" 😂

[@devinsilva2102]

It’s because In a past episode back then Joey diaz was clowing people who eat wings with ranch because it smells like feet. He can’t even look at ranch he’s a blue cheese kind of guy 😂

[@bluebankrollarmy4384]

Lee's Oh Noooo Oh Jesus and distressed noises make this 100 times funnier😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@YomsterFUT13]

Brooooo 😅😅😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 has me in tears

[@nocomment1469]

King story teller

[@c9hr0ni4c]

You could legit blindfold Lee with fishing line in this clip 😂😂

[@0NEOFONES]

Lee eyes acting like the sun is in the room 🤣🤣

[@samueld8642]

bro what

[@exogenouss]

when lee says: “it’s like ranch on the table” referring to someone shooting heroin 😂

[@devinsilva2102]

It’s because In a past episode back then Joey diaz was clowing people who eat wings with ranch because it smells like feet. He can’t even look at ranch he’s a blue cheese kind of guy. So he said he can’t look at people using needles so lee came in clutch with the ranch reference 😂

[@GetmRked333]

Hearing and seeing Joey drink from a water bottle is just a wonder of its own

[@river4175]

best story teller in the history of earth.....please make this guy immortal

[@studmonkey69able]

I wish i could get as high as lee looks 😂

[@jessieb9384]

You can head to a smoke shop and get some edibles and eat wayyyyy to many you'll look just like that

[@e3IZrZ]

I guess dabs will do it, never tried it, but watched a buddy take off and float in space for a few hours.

[@bananapineapple6949]

500mg edible

[@joshuagibson2520]

Heron

[@christopherkotsopoulos701]

"when someone offered you a line of cocaine, you took it. there's no ands, its, butts about it"

[@thepresident8252]

EVERY single time Joey mentions "Gunther Brown" he does a stutter lol think thats hilarious

[@AfjalAli667]

Lee had some really suspect adlibs this video with all that damn moaning 🤣

[@kevindube7096]

The only appropriate one was after hearing about the GILF who was into giving blumpkins

[@conmartys2749]

It was the summer of 1980. Me and Dede were smoking a piece, we were listening to Led Zeppelin, we took a right from Washington onto fourth street past the Chinese place, tremendous egg rolls and there was a beer truck. In those days if we were crazy so we saw a beer truck, I hopped out we each took a case out of the back of the truck, they guy was yelling and we went and traded those cases in for a bag of blow.

[@darthhatchet775]

I love hearing Joey talk and absolutely love his stories

[@ploom5375]

The sound that Lee makes at 3:04 summarizes him

[@jesus6841]

Title got me again

[@sundial_roshi]

Great way to start this video 🙌🏼

[@deanbruno6265]

Greatest story teller of all time

[@manygosselin7716]

6:26 Lee goes "Endles Love?" Hahahah hilarious 😂

[@marcpell133]

I love how he has to clarify that he didn’t rob a certain business, just incase you figured he did 😂

[@Imkicelee]

This guy needs his own movie.

[@negig2161]

Lee is all red and barely alive but still going on 🤣🤣 love the Duo of Uncle Joey and Lee

[@thumper4509]

The greatest show on KZbin!

[@Wizardboz]

I love listening to Joey.

[@jwizdum2103]

Joey- "Not one person" Lee- *Nuts*

[@cesarvillagrana406]

Ranch on the table lmao

[@brandongarcia4219]

I always feel safe when I hear Joey's voice lmao, fucking hell of a dude.

[@imAdolff]

"Bolgi who was half a gangster" 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@TheItalianoAssassino]

"A guy named Boji" 😂😂😂

[@Strobeez]

What up Joey, wishing you a smooth lil day for ya

[@icebergconforte6409]

1980 "If someone offered you a bump...you took it"...#classic

[@Guns7469]

This man should write songs and save the music industry.

[@adans9107]

Joey should be the next GTA main character

[@donnaryland9976]

"It was the summer of 1980 & I was hussling & we never dreamed of ," lmfaoooo

[@ryanlea1827]

"we never would even dream of robbin somebody's house, but if there was a drug guy we would rob there house or try and pull somethin kinky" -Joey Diaz

[@minifreedom]

8:08 for lee getting his ears blown out

[@haydz5]

They need to make a movie on joeys life from beginning to present

[@slime6all484]

treesap tell Joey to write a script outline. With important events and crazy story events it will be the richest movie ever made especially since were in 2020. Make it happen Joey!!!

[@Nugzz187]

It would be an absolutely massive series like the sopranos 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@noobz4hire290]

When you feel like you’re in the story being told... then you know that’s a person you have to listen to!

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

Thats what I thought too. I always immerse myself visually in his stories

[@kevindube7096]

It’s funny because with a lot of his stories I feel like I was there, even though he probably wasn’t even there

[@michaelhibbert1613]

This needs to be a movie

[@michaelferraro83]

Favourite podcast. Love you uncle joey🧨🔪

[@thorgodofthunder2964]

Ahh got my morning bowl coffee and Joey Diaz...

[@TREVORJB101]

I feel like I learn something everyday from Uncle Joey 😂

[@kasonertmann3630]

He says I didn’t wanna do heroin but I wanted to do heroin 😂🤣

[@ham645]

Literally everyone: armoire Joey: autobahn

[@1hourunity700]

I want to be joey's family member so I can just hear all his stories and get accurate life advice

[@kevindube7096]

The advice might be accurate but you can damn sure bet the stories aren’t

[@ASAPBlazed]

@@kevindube7096 🤓

[@matthewmiller1865]

Joey “It was the summer of *insert 80s year*” Diaz

[@YourRival777]

Hahaha The price of gold jogged his memory of pawning stuff XD

[@frankcooper8809]

1979 was the best year of my life

[@Im-hh9ju]

He needs to clean that bong lol

[@joemassey1338]

Lee is so fcking high his eyes are closed! Uncle Joey taking care of him "like a doctor "😝😂

[@jgbuonanno]

Tremendous

[@edgarcasillas1144]

I'm watching this video @ 2pm and nobody offered me coke 🤬🤬🤬🤬

[@albertojauregui2918]

It’s like ranch on the table for you 😂😂😂😂 at 7:22 ahaha

[@shaynnicolaysen8797]

It's funny how true has a way resounding to everyone

[@xuna7866]

He talks like he's always eating calzone or a sub.Which makes me hungry after every video

[@kevindube7096]

WHICH IS IT COCKSUCKA?! A GODDAMN SUBMARINE SANWITCH OR A FUCKIN CALZONE?!

[@johnchaney9100]

I knew by the title this was gonna be classic !

[@0BRAINS0]

"Twas the best of times and fattest of lines, in ye olde 1980." *"Joey Diaz"*

[@marymotherofgod4861]

Joeys so deep ❤ him 🙏🙏🙏

[@inedenimadam]

The most Joey Diaz title ever

[@anthonymancuso7272]

really fuckin with these stories. reminds me of my grandfather

[@fullsend7132]

Why does Joey Diaz’ water sound so hydrating

[@ianbettinger1779]

Lee unironically saying "did it fall of the back of a truck?"

[@jbrujones]

Joey's life story...Hits From the 80s

[@Alexfromthe6]

I’m not proud of saying this but I can totally relate to the needle thing. My customers said that they would never be the first person to give someone else a shot and that’s when I knew I would never use one. I smoked H twice years ago and now I just smoke kush everyday

[@jessieb9384]

You get addicted to the stick its no longer just a drug addiction. It may sound stupid but you get hooked on pulling that plunger back and watching it fill with blood and watching it all disappear. Then that instant warm feeling that starts in your toes and goes all the way up your back into your head you just feel so good. Imagine the best sex you've ever had and times that by a million and it wouldn't come close to tat feeling.. There's a reason people waste their life for it and give up their freedom for it because it becomes the only thing in your life that gives you any feeling. I tell everyone I know to never ever try it. After that first time it will take your fucking soul. You'll never look at life the same I've been with 2 bad girls at once that were way outta my league. I've drove a car 180+ mph and I've dome about anything you could think of but nothing ever came close to that feeling. I haven't done it in years but I still get that itch from time to time but so far I've been able to stay away from it but I'll always crave it. I've tried coke and acid and mushrooms ice taken pain pills and xans but nothing has ever came close to that rush and feeling. Trust me people stay far far away from this unless you just want to ruin your life and throw away everything you love. It will replace everything you've ever cared about and make you a monster you never thought you could be.

[@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3]

You're lucky. The first two times I snorted H, I immediately knew i wasn't going to ever forget that feeling.

[@michaelcucchiara]

@@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 this is the real damger of drugs I never understood. Coming up on a year clean and still will never forget that feeling. Ol Pandora's box type deal.

[@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3]

@@michaelcucchiara yup. No human being is capable of psychologically controlling the neurological changes that shooting up causes. It raises the bar WAYYY high for what you need to experience in order to regain that feeling, which you almost never will again. Two years clean now. In my day to day life I have no inclination to ever shoot up again. But admittedly I still have dreams of cutting up oxy 30s into lines and dropping the little cotton into the spoon just before sucking out all the golden brown solution into the syringe. The feeling is so powerful that your brain begins to justify why experiencing that feeling should overshadow all goals, ambitions and desires and morals you once had. Heroin addiction is literally the equivalent of signing away your life to slavery and loneliness.

[@medievalknievel]

Thurman Merman and Bad Santa what a combo

[@bandana4814]

Joey Diaz better be in the new season of America Horror Story 1980's!!!!

[@GaryHanlon-ee7xw]

Joey, love you big time. Rest assured your dear Mother is in heaven and watching her beloved son. Be well 🙏

[@MINERVAtheDREAMEATER]

"it was the summer.... of '80...." hold on uncle joey let me grab my bong

[@goatboy3562]

Everybody needs an Uncle Joey

[@zayneviljoen8357]

JOEY MY MAN!

[@vikmarisco5679]

Through the best of times and the worst. Can always count on joey diaz story

[@shredrat8579]

What Looney tune gave o'l uncle a dislike?

[@goonytunes4119]

Not me I swear

[@stefanavic6630]

Somebody who's minus one armoire with a crate around it.

[@Oysterhorse]

stefanavic lmfao

[@tylermccune7092]

shredrat 8 That’s what I’m sayin, somebody needs to get slapped

[@vin5073]

There should be a tv series based on this guy

[@kingwild772]

I love lee

[@maxeav8275]

Omg i just smoked 4 joints this is gonna be a banger.

[@snareization]

Joey lives in the early 80s lol EVERY story is in 80, 82, 85

[@daddyjapan3513]

Always 85 lmao

[@zwem6]

79 is a popular year for uncle Joey as well.

[@ProudAmerican97]

Joey i you bro but you talkin to Lee like he knows all these families like he grew up there with you lmao fuckin hilarious 😂

[@hotsince8760]

I wish lee could come back 😂🤣🤣

[@rickyfever]

If somebody offers you coke in 2019, you take it. No and’s, if’s or but’s.

[@timsullivan3525]

Joey"back in 97" diaz

[@samhowe4956]

3:05

[@oldmanbacala5571]

4:41 lol. Blumpkins.

[@barryholmes6993]

Lee just kills the crack totally side tracks the story into oblivion joey needs to put a pair of socks in his mouth before he starts 😂