John Crist with Tim Hawkins: Live at Church

[@americantimelord8720]

The F with the exclamation point is funnier when you realize that he said he was homeschooled earlier.

[@annanicholson5309]

Love your tardis

[@zacharysiple783]

He went to a public high school though.

[@fvckyourcharade894]

🤣

[@drakeperkins3929]

His parents gave him that grade hahahaha

[@kellyalves756]

I once really biffed it in a class I was ordinarily really good in. My teacher rubber stamped “ F” about seven times on the front , wrote “(over)” - in red pen- at the bottom, and stamped one last “F” with an exclamation point at the end.

[@LLigon]

I absolutely love this guy! Why doesn’t he have his own sitcom or Netflix special? He is hilarious 😂🤣

[@goldenelite-4939]

L. Ligon Because he’s Christian sad but true

[@Jesusbride515]

GoldenElite - I wish he did too. How come they’re putting all these secular people on TV? They swear and stuff. I’m like, please pick Christian stuff! Especially when I’m at school. I need a good laugh. And all the kids are talking about all these popular people. And I’m like, what?

[@waitingforthursday]

Straight white Christian male that's the answer

[@alaynaegan679]

@@Jesusbride515 same

[@user-od8eq8bd1g]

@@goldenelite-4939 That's a missed opportunity for netflix. I'm not a christian and I think he's hilarious! I'm also white and find a lot of black comedians extremely funny when they talk about themselves and their community like John is doing.

[@missluckyducky07]

i love how he laughs at his own jokes

[@2b-coeur]

I know, it makes it so much funnier for me because whenever anyone's laughing, I laugh.

[@rachelharmon3604]

Same!!!! It's the funniest thing EVER!! 😂

[@hannahtj1940]

Reminds me of Matt Meese :D

[@allik4131]

Anna Low Same!

[@Emily-ce6rv]

@@hannahtj1940 YESS.....also a homeschool thing....studio C!

[@graysha1211]

Love how he cracks himself up. Also love this guy . Give him a big thumbs up guys!

[@mayadunn5582]

Homeschool is like the *goodest* thing that ever happened to me.... (I’m homeschooled so that was hilarious 😂)

[@alyrika]

Me too lol

[@minni3_mous3]

Maya Dunn same

[@amberglaser9389]

Same 😂 😂 LOL

[@hannahj7596]

Me too

[@graceschmechel7657]

lmao i used to be and I laughed so hard

[@raelynnmerritt6314]

You are really funny and I am a bible student at age 63. You are belly laughing funny! Laughing is good for our hearts and minds. Bravo and Ovations and Encore!!!

[@michellenichols9455]

Omg! Tough crowd! John is an awesome comedian! God truly gave him a great gift of joy!

[@katekatey279]

Yes Lord,😍😍😍

[@jodidavis6595]

Yes tough crowd indeed. I’ve heard some of these jokes before but STILL laughed harder than the crowd.

[@nightwarper1760]

“Here are our two children Judas and Goliath.”

[@BenitaPrins]

You can't handle your own jokes. I love you XD

[@victoriagt8629]

Couldnt agree more

[@Billie_Marie_]

Benita J. Prins I know! His laugh makes it so much fun

[@FlocksSake]

I love it when he cracks himself up. It's kinda adorable.

[@jasminlove8559]

I was serving in Children's Ministry at my church and be a kindergartner named Jezebel. I couldn't believe it. Then next day I was talking to the receptionist about it and she said..."that sounds like a pretty name." All I could do is laugh, I guess not everyone did Bible Quiz like me...where I had to memorize all of 1 Kings 19-22.

[@tobiasboston5663]

Yvette Kellogg "Those are my kids Jezebel and Elijah, they NEVER seem to get along"

[@brandyapplez5321]

Yvette Kellogg

[@marlesha421]

Tobias Boston lol

[@D3.1415-r]

Yea my church used to have junior Bible quiz then they stopped doing it. So the other day at church a kid was asked what the 4 gospels were and said God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit. I was trying so hard not to laugh.

[@IamGrimalkin]

I must say when I heard that joke I was thinking about how Judas (Jude) wrote one of the books of the bible.

[@TictacAddict1]

Got the opportunity to annoy an atheist in my office. He named his first born "Elijah" so, I took pleasure in telling him "Excellent name, it means My God is Jehovah". He made the face of a man who just ate a raw potato.

[@jordanharrington1890]

LMBO

[@sweettee6827]

😂😂😂😂

[@rachelc3535]

Sick burn, man. I'm sure it really made him regret naming his child a name he found pleasing to the ear.

[@mayadunn5582]

🤣🤣🤣

[@AMoja-tk6kx]

😂So funny how GOD does his thing!🙏😝

[@Jewels1573]

"They make video games that are rated M for mature, doesn't that exclude everybody that plays video games?" hahaha! :D

[@Greedo96]

Jewels1573 that was lame

[@courtneyfox6464]

This guy is so awesome! made my day. I love how's he so edgy like me. He shows how Christians can be fun and entertaining unlike most people think we shouldn't be!

[@katekatey279]

😍😍😍😍😍

[@kaiyas9464]

I almost broke my neck on a trampoline and I just kind of sat there stunned for a second and then just went back to jumping a few minutes later . 😂

[@IzzyNChrist]

what?!?! Didn't you have to go to the hospital?

[@kaiyas9464]

IzzyNChrist it didnt break, i was like 9 years old? i probably shoulve gone to yhe hospital but i didnt tell anyone what happened 🥴

[@IzzyNChrist]

@@kaiyas9464 oh my gosh!!! you were only 9, I get it kids are silly. Did you go sometime in later years? I did something similar when I was in my early 20s I never went to the doctor. I regret that now, I hope it doesn't become arthritic later :s .

[@darknlovli]

Jon: Excuse me Waitress! Waitress: Excuse me my name is Watrice!

[@tianamanuel7078]

What is hilarious is that I watch this Tim Hawkins show all the time! I just watched it the other night. We own it on DVD

[@elizabethmccartney5206]

God's just really testing me. No that's gravity. Haha so true.

[@anitacunha4555]

I remember this, he looks so young!! Still my favorite comedian ever!!

[@elizabethmccartney5206]

Haha, the soccer joke 😂 I play soccer and we started keeping score because the parents were complaining 😂

[@BestBibleStories]

This was the funniest thing I've seen in a very long time. There has to be more!

[@cynthiadelvalle3437]

John Crist, just found out about you a few weeks ago. I just love watching your videos. You are really funny. Like how you laugh at your own jokes.

[@gregmcpherson6022]

"Even Jesus isn't taking that wheel!" Wow this guy is hilarious!

[@gregmcpherson6022]

"Jimmy pooped in Noah's ark!"

[@leiameadows1640]

I love his videos!! Im homeschooled so I can relate. And yeah! Go kids table!

[@roycemcconnell7668]

SUPER appreciate the tough humor hahaha, can't wait to see you at WinterJam in Indianapolis!

[@TanyaMBowers]

I haven’t seen this one…is the pre - rehab…. Wow! What a difference! You are amazing now!❤

[@SaintValNSwine]

I totally relate to this guy! He is an "Edgy Christian" lol

[@blondieadams7758]

I wish he would date my 19 yo granddaughter. She's drop dead gorgeous.

[@misspennymc]

"We pay rent" Bwahahahaha! !

[@christopherduvall7094]

I'm a homeschooler and I make fun of myself all the time, its funny

[@priscilladewey1201]

Christopher Duvall same

[@FaeAriel]

Same

[@nissihires3518]

Christopher Duvall But when public schoolers do it. Watch out.

[@subpar_guitarist4698]

Nissi Hires Amen

[@joannabratton5941]

Christopher Duvall It’s not funny

[@brianaghastin7259]

The best part was John cracking himself up at his own jokes! Too funny!

[@MrPropainmon]

God Bless you John. Merry Christmas.

[@nicholemaccalley9462]

“Who’s Howie?” Lol. You know the old song “Just Over in the Glory Land”? My mom told me about a kid she knew when she was little who asked, “Who’s Jess Dover?” :-)

[@LostDesertGirl]

"Walk it off!" LolAnyone who remembers big cars in the 60s with the back seat that had a sort of "deck" behind and above it...Some older friends of ours were talking about taking a nap on that part many times on extended trips. LMBO!

[@carolecook1116]

L DG~ Oh yeah, & riding in back of pick-up 🚚 truck! After breakfast in Summer: 'Mom, I'm gonna go find some other kids to play with.' 'Okay, be home by the time the street lights come on.' Toys: chemistry set w/poisonous & combustible substances, pocket knives, phosphorus glow-in-dark items, metal swords....& the very popular actual guns 🔫 & candy cigarettes 🚬. Absolutely all true.

[@sabinmckinnie3678]

Carole Cook Aw the good old days! Now who's gonna survive Fema camps?

[@queenofquacksons2745]

My favourite thing about him is how he laughs at his own jokes.

[@colekalenak5087]

i can't stop rolling on the floor, so funny

[@Rawk4Life]

How did Wah-Treece (Waitress) not get teased growing up?

[@annanicholson5309]

Home schooled

[@aynsley_broom]

The PKs!!!! Hahaha yes! Glad to know that's basically a universal term lol

[@carolecook1116]

Aynsley Broom~ PKs got away with it all when I was in school. They were the worse kids, since adults (not even police!) thought it possible that they'd do wrong😣.

[@4christ]

I just found this guy and I've been laughing for hours

[@The_power22]

OMG! I can not believe I saw you at Loonees comedy club in Colorado Springs when I was station in FT Carson!!! ..... (thank you Groupon) awesome show =)

[@triplegaming4017]

I bought a Dvd for Tim Hawkins and that is how I found you and boy am I glad

[@katie9050]

"here are our two kids, Judas and Goliath." 😂

[@rebeccav9969]

Love you, man. Thoroughly enjoy your work!

[@chasemclean3804]

"'Scuse m, Waitress?" "Um, It's Waitress." Lololol

[@LindyLouCantu]

Great material! Funny and real. Loved it!

[@PhantomJRyder]

Another common "Bad Bible Name" is Nimrod. Mighty hunter does not equal righteous man.

[@bluestories7816]

Kids are coming out nimrods but i aint speqkin bible language

[@rickjohnson8109]

Dude this is awesome!

[@coletonanthony9588]

Dude I love you're videos I hope one day I will be able to see you and Hawkins live, keep doing what you are doing. Haha first comment.

[@spiritisalive1]

Coming to see you in November. Super stoked!

[@victoriagt8629]

I was laughing so hard my mom told me to be quiet ha ha. lol

[@abbieamavi]

I find the fact that he laughs at his own jokes kind of great tbh, it makes him seem more humble and funnier in a way!

[@JoanBrown-tf6dr]

Thankyou your one of the best

[@16handsoffunfunfun]

The Dave Ramsey plan!!! Omgosh!! LMAO

[@kylemaximusmith]

Are you willing to donate 2 cents to the needy children? Nah I’m good! I’m on step 1 of Dave Ramsey’s plan.

[@leandajanetalbot2793]

this is hilarious! Im a pk, homeschooled, super shelted can so relate........hahahhahahahahahhaha

[@adamtopher3633]

FITNESS GARAGE STUDIO SAME!

[@amberslilrose3954]

Well they failed big time with you...

[@BenPeckover]

Amber Dickerson lol

[@subpar_guitarist4698]

Amber Dickerson Ikr

[@hadassah6563]

Same😂

[@drumrgal4christ987]

U r so funny. God bless u John

[@kassidyreynolds7400]

I saw some of this at Winter Jam. I'm homeschooled.

[@erminaperales1015]

At least you got your ejamacation.😂😂

[@evanstanek5838]

The joke at 9:30, they're in the superbowl now!

[@kelslo74]

Evan Stanek no respect 😆💙💛

[@jayr_jit]

and scored 3 points!

[@jaimesissel9610]

You were amazing at winter jam this year

[@benv7933]

I love him!!!

[@ethanslifka3904]

I'm a homeschooled too! And I love it!!!!

[@miamikidd8540]

The Rams joke got me lmao

[@hannahj7596]

Me and my siblings all have Bible names 😂 obviously I’m Hannah and so on Nathan Daniel Stephanie. Edit: Aww thank you I have never had a like before Edit: thank you for two likes I love y'all

[@katekatey279]

😂🤣ur edit though

[@winniebrazill9432]

Soooooo adorable!

[@christinamoyer4504]

Quality content.

[@ComedianBobFarrell]

Love your stuff.

[@FirstLadyJoy]

Tuff Crowd @ beginning But then.... Yasssss

[@nonzshew]

I don't know who Tim Hawkins is but John Crist the funniest person on the planet!

[@carolecook1116]

Susan Shewmaker~sweet positive comment☺but suggest listen to Tim Hawkins😂.

[@catblimp7894]

Tim Hawkins is hilarious if you like John you'll like him

[@barbaro267]

Tim Hawkins is amazing. He does a lot of physical humor in his stand-up, as well as funny music covers or musical sketches. He's just a very talented and funny dude. Plus he has some funny voices too! Crist has some good sketches, but his stand up is okay at best.

[@katandbaldi]

John and Tom Hawkins!? Whoa, I didn’t know I needed this duo!

[@MalloryNewcomb]

“We used to get the neighborhood fat kid to bounce us into the neighbor’s pool” Sir you had a great childhood. 😆

[@tigerweet]

I have a cousin named Dorcas. I understand the biblical reasoning, but they just set her up for childhood mockery.

[@naphtalifarley4588]

I love the Biblical Dorcas ,so I used the Hebrew version of Tabitha for my daughter.

[@littleboots9800]

@@naphtalifarley4588 I used to board pets and one dog was called Dorcas. She had belonged to an ex Nun. Funny looking thing with a barrel like body and stick like legs. I got some funny looks from ppl when I was calling her on the beach.

[@rachelsteele9574]

tigerweet worked w a lady named Dorcus

[@rachelsteele9574]

tigerweet dorcas

[@molina4572]

@@naphtalifarley4588 I love the name Tabitha

[@LilByrdFly2]

My 2 favorite comedians together!!! Love it!

[@kacejohnson4099]

My Family doesn't like when I watch you, because I laugh to loud!😂😂

[@timfine143]

"Better than I deserve" :P

[@KyleRice]

that's a Dave Ramsey quote

[@joseph6852]

Kyle Rice Were you that person on the front row that had to explain the Veggietales joke?

[@aybskirmish6217]

Grim Jackal lol

[@claudiasmith8913]

God's Blessed Me. Yes He Has.

[@carolecook1116]

claudia smith~ What in this🌎would we do without Him?😔

[@joseandriano7854]

claudia smith

[@danielhiller9464]

You are HILARIOUS!!!!

[@albinocadillac]

He's been waiting a year to tell a lot of jokes

[@nicolabennett3542]

OMG, everytime I see him I love him more and more. My goodness is he single still?

[@1972TJJ]

Thirsty.

[@nicolabennett3542]

Dehydrated

[@maggiematheson6899]

Bwahahahahaha! This was awesome! I wasn't prepared for the Dave Ramsey joke! or the kid stealing your bike! hahahaha!

[@mk1864]

I prefer the kids table too. Way too much fun to be had there!

[@arandomuser9459]

Miranda Moyer All my cousins (that I see regularly) and I are teens or almost teens but the teen table is awesome. We make it awesome over there.

[@leesteal4458]

I love the way he laughs at his own jokes.

[@Hannah-dh4bs]

I forgot I had a biblical name for a hot minute

[@mannyseay]

Who else watching in 2019 when the Rams in the Superbowl 😂😂😂

[@andrewputnam2717]

And lost

[@noel_and_elle1994]

I needed this on my break!!!! 😹😹😹

[@christianaboer844]

Love this guy! Made my day

[@jinnydaily3144]

I love John!! He’s a Christian , but understands the world of today ie playground equipment!

[@roxweinzel7436]

You’re soooooo funny. Love you

[@gusmay6520]

“When Jesus turned that water into sweet tea” 🤣🤣🤣

[@wheatley9793]

Ah!!both my favorites!!

[@lindadroy7323]

Love John

[@matthewhelmuth3591]

*when the average age of a gamer is 30 years old*

[@MissLionRose]

Kids table is the BEST!!!

[@jigggro]

I feel like deep down, he's really religious.

[@katekatey279]

Lifestyle Christianity 😘

[@ashtray113]

Laughing out loud! Funny stuff.

[@NuncNuncNuncNunc]

The homeschooled kid talks about how grading was so harsh back in the day. "Look mom, another A!" "You deserve every single one I give you, sweetie." Yes, I know not all homeschool kids give grades, but isn't that like playing soccer without keeping score.

[@heavymetalmusichead4969]

Goodest thing... Only the homeschoolers were laughing.

[@somav8]

Nah, Nigerians do too. good, gouda, goodest

[@SnowbordrWRX]

hahaha I pictured an empty pool even before you said hit the concrete in the diving board joke lol

[@angelpjc]

John, I watch you every day. Thanks for the laughs 😂💜🤣

[@coolHandLuke830]

"Howie loves us oh Howie loves us......" Like singing Andy walks with me. Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I'm his own...... hahaha

[@MyDuncanandMe]

I think I'm in love with you. You're awesome!!!!

[@shelly12252009]

So hilarious. I love your christian humor. U r amazing n have a great comic view to laugh outloud to. Really love ur words n so funny. I lol so loud ...

[@brucehaines803]

I love this material that John Chris comes up with John Crist material is just hilarious

[@noahrose136]

i broke my leg as a kid on a trampoline soooo, i love this