Tim Hawkins and John Crist: The Tweet Song

Tim Hawkins and John Crist share the stage together at a church and exchange their favorite tweets.
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[@KungFuChowder]

Some of my friends and I are starting a Christian band called "Lid". We're going to be a cover band for skillet.

[@arandomstartreknerd7261]

That's awesome!

[@QuarterBackBand]

Well done man, you made a pun so good some people won't get it. Those are the best kind. 👆

[@cheddarcheese09]

yeeessssss

[@codyg0225]

Awesome, I love skillet

[@codyg0225]

@Dean I didn't realize the pun until I read your commet

[@mrssiordia06]

I don't what's funnier- John Crist's one liners, or that he just tickles himself with his jokes

[@aneesamack7255]

My two ABSOLUTE FAVORITE Christian comedian's.

[@realBlueMoonMusic]

Lets Have Fun They're not Christian comedians. They're comedians that are Christians.

[@quinncosens9553]

Cygamer Not really. So much of their material is about Christianity that they're essentially Christian comedians.

[@realBlueMoonMusic]

Quinn Cosens Tim himself said that there was no such thing as a Christian comedian. They are comedians that are Christians.

[@krisgraves7018]

Who cares if they are Christian comedians or comedians that are Christian. They are hilarious and love how he laughs at his own jokes!

[@JennaLeigh]

I know this is an old comment, but I gotta add Trey Kennedy and Jake Triplett to this group of hilarious Christian men!💖🖤

[@tjg0729]

I'm starting a faith-based business that manufactures dental care products. Our slogan's gonna be "though your teeth be like scarlett, they shall be white as snow".

[@stormyphillips251]

As much as I love both of them, my favorite part of these videos is John getting tickled at himself. 😂

[@linshere]

They are hilarious! Good clean laughs. Don't know why people think they need to curse to be funny.

[@macyilene3027]

linshere Christian curse words 😂

[@KalujaFlizck]

Cursing is fun. It might offend but so do farts.

[@Phantasia.Official]

God damn, why don't they sing that Tweet song? 😂😂😂

[@Wolfie254]

I love that you cracked up at your own tweets before saying them, John.

[@wendyteeter1762]

"If we go down, I don't want my dead body caught listening to Justin Bieber"...LOL!!

[@christianaboer844]

The best humor is this. Doesn't need to curse. Or be political.

[@edub863]

right

[@warriorBRYDE1990]

Nor perverted!

[@matthewfitzpatrick4290]

Unless it's Johnathan Pie

[@jacobgarcia4826]

"The rule in my youth group was 'you can't have a girlfriend if you don't have a job. No job no girlfriend.' Until I asked him 'wait, what if I got two jobs?' " "Then you're a Mormon." That killed me. Hahahahahaha 😹😹😹

[@chaseblumenfeld]

So true

[@deannakat9449]

Cool now I have two jobs. Just me? Studio C? No? K.

[@sarahirvin5406]

Good thing this was a joke.

[@trickee4262]

funny thing is, this is a completely true statement. It came during a "Man Up" series. College and 20-somethings guys need a little slap in the face every now and then! :)

[@sarahirvin5406]

Trickee- I’m sure it is true. I just have a problem with Christians giving Mormons a hard time about Polygamy because Old Testament prophets practiced it as well. Couldn’t he have said, “or you might have been an Abraham.” No, because it would be offending a prophet of God. It’s so much more fun offending another faith that people seem to have a hard time believing it is truly a Christian faith.

[@jackjones3657]

Both of these guys are great comedians. Tim Hawkins is as good, and better, than any comic I've ever heard.

[@ZLuv2Bowl]

I love that John laughs at his own jokes! They are wicked funny!

[@rileysumerix9060]

Tim Hawkins & John Cist?!?!!!! OMG This is so amazing. I just can't. I love them!! So perfect.

[@aliciacompton1970]

I would love to see a John Crist and Tim Hawkins remake show!!!

[@jenniferhiemstra5228]

HOW DID I JUST DISCOVER YOU TWO COLLABED TOGETHER?!?! I would pay SO much to see a Hawkins/Crist tour!!!

[@CAPappy]

Casting Pounds Cake I can only Imagine

[@arcatia66]

HE SAID THE TWO JOBS JOKE AND I AUTOMATICALLY SAID “THEN YOURE MORMON” and THEN HE SAID IT I’m CRYING

[@ericblr]

They seriously need to do more comedy on the stage together

[@davidshipes4247]

OH GOOD LORD Y'ALL GOT ME CRYING!! I REALLY NEEDED THIS 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shelleystone22]

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" 😂

[@oneaudience2574]

The badonkadonkatonka 😂😂

[@heathermarie7094]

My two top fav comedians 🤍🤍🤍🤍👏👏👏

[@JennaLeigh]

I love it when people who make me laugh crack up! Laughter can be so cathartic, it makes my heart happy to see really funny people laughing. 💖🖤

[@ceceliahein4408]

How they crack themselves up though! Lol

[@eej1983able]

That's the best lolol their laughter is contagious

[@SarasotaSongBird]

This is one of the most accurate depictions of Christian Instagram accounts I have EVER seen. Hilarious and makes you think!

[@WovenandSpun89]

Even the imagine of John on the back of horse holding on to a police officer is adorable. 😊🐎😇

[@lorisullivan327]

The best part is watching them trying not to crack up

[@YadiraLaguerre]

Name It, Claim It, and Frame It 🤣

[@aubbeth9695]

I love how John gets ticked at his own jokes 😂😂😂

[@sfoster.23]

“You would never date my daughter” STOLE IT!

[@melodyyoung5293]

That's an explosive tweet! 😂

[@kyrstensteudle9429]

They are hilarious and I love it! They are the best comedian pair ever.

[@nascarsteve]

The 2 funniest Christian comedians performing together. Can't go wrong.

[@katelynh4476]

I was there and this was halarious!!

[@mewstix]

My favorite one was when you said you wanted to make a band that would encourage people to be healthy called Casting Pounds 😂😂😂

[@abbysawhook4554]

Cristy Pabon ,

[@abigailabsity2246]

My fav two comedians!

[@sunshinepurple1043]

John you look like you're desperately trying to not laugh. 💖

[@butterflypaint4332]

"its like a Jonas brother falling out of a building" already im dying XD

[@c.j.midgley60]

How did I never know about this hilarious combination!!! XD

[@c.j.midgley60]

I see this now, you learned comedy from the master. XDXD

[@billgateskilledmyuncle23]

Crist breaks character like Jimmy Fallon on laughing gas.

[@andrewhawkins8616]

That frisbee golf one was actually pretty good. I don't generally go for their kind of comedy, but ...that was pretty good. I do, however, appreciate what they are doing: in creating a little bit of laughter in such a dark world.

[@stephm8932]

The taco bell joke!!! Haha love it!

[@charriotsoffire1]

Oh my gosh!!! I've fast forwarded it countless times and it's killing not knowing what he said at 3:07 😂😁

[@christineduncan531]

+charriotsoffire1 he was making reference to an earlier Hawkins bit...

[@charriotsoffire1]

+Christine Duncan oh okay thanks! I'll have to go back if it's on this video and see

[@thirsty_dog_4_god484]

The student can’t overshadow the teacher. Lol

[@TheNewLifeForWE]

This has me in tears, literally ROFL

[@cluded_adda555]

both ma fav christian comedians!!!

[@kajlove1]

This--Is---Golden!!!! Too far with the fart joke,.... but he said what we were thinking, hate those bumper stickers lol! "Easy Like Sunday Morning joke really got me, hilarious!!!! I'd never heard of Tim Hawkins before, both super funny!!!!

[@reikochinen2106]

Saw you tonight at Grace fellowship in Paradise.Great show!

[@doxazo5512]

“YOU’RE A MORMON”, I’M DEAD

[@llamamama430]

Whoever wrote the song easy like Sunday morning didn't take his kids to church on a regular basis.. man that's right! And what if I get two jobs? Then you're a mormon. The best!

[@ILikeTeacupYorkies]

Haha those were just great! You guys are my fav comedians!! :D

[@Jewels1573]

"Whoever wrote the song, 'Easy Like Sunday Morning,' didn't take his kids to church on a regular basis.... Git in the car! We're going to go worship God." Needed a laugh today and these two were just what the doctor ordered. :-)

[@daphnesmith1812]

Lionel Richie

[@wilmalister8916]

Love it. You guys are sooo funny! If you have a great sense of humour you will for sure love this😂💓🙏🏻

[@jenniferkilchenstein3716]

Favorite part was watching laugh at each other.

[@deedrapalmer7268]

John please tell us the joke about the first date and her dad was on a horse or something. I love this skit that you two did, lol

[@RocknRoRose]

Was waiting for John to jam out on the electric near him.

[@savagelogangster8695]

Pastor: someday all this land will be yours! Baby: what's that shadowy spot over there? Pastor: that's Arkansas you must never go there!!

[@abbieford9823]

I live in Arkansas 😂😂😂

[@khappy1286]

Really! Never go there!

[@alicesierra8805]

I NEVER KNEW THEY DID THIS OMGGGGGG

[@JoeyRocksGuitar]

The whole time I was thinking "DONT KNOCK OVER THE FENDER!!!!!"

[@patticarey9016]

Two jobs, two girlfriends.....you're a mormon! LOL! 😂

[@emma5758]

Tip: don't drink water when watching!💧💦

[@ruthiejones7720]

I love the castings crowns référence! I love them and I’m fat so it’s funny ... slightly harsh but still funny

[@solarfanwings7330]

5:03 - my favorite!!!

[@Laura-qn3tv]

The last joke was great 😂

[@dictionaryofwords1108]

The amount of Demetri Martin is strong in this sketch

[@Barnabaswannabe]

The joke at 5:51 is hilarious!

[@daniellucasjr3602]

You don’t need to be nasty to be funny. Tim and John did great

[@cyrilalex8384]

Can someone explain the joke at 3:00 talking about a first ate and the dad was in the living room on a horse?

[@cyrilalex8384]

After hearing the one about the cop on a horse I feel like this is a reference to a past joke.

[@DarkClaw0912]

It was probably a call back to an earlier joke in Tim's set.

[@MsMirisan]

Tim did say, you would never date my daughter

[@cindyshuffield669]

I didn't quite get that either.

[@joyceyou3972]

Yeah, looks like a lot of us missed that one...and that's why I scrolled down to the comments...to see if someone had clarified that one.

[@anx365]

no. this is like the feeling you get with your best friend when you are hungry and tired at 1 am and think everything is funny

[@anx365]

rather, that is the feeling that you need to be feeling to think this is funny

[@MrPs103]

anx365 Perhaps. It's about 3:30 in the afternoon, and I think most of this is pretty funny. Not fall on the floor funny, but I've got a smirk on my face.

[@DancerforYeshua]

IKR!!!!!!

[@Billie_Marie_]

This is THE BEST!!!!🤣😂🤣🤣

[@yaynemyers394]

Tolerate this! I love it!

[@mbyrd6713]

#toleratethis 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@baileydzeskewicz7954]

#toleratethis 😂

[@jackmcdonnell4624]

falling jonas brother lol!

[@monikamontgomery5506]

you guys did this same act last night in Colorado springs

[@shelbyjean2459]

*Icons*

[@strwbrrymentos2225]

Ya'll i love me some frisbee golf!!!! I play it all the time!!! With other stuff besides frisbees!

[@angelastratton7699]

The last one was the bets one!!

[@joshuamcneal6030]

Too bad "I Can Only Imagine" is by MercyMe. :) Still funny though!

[@timbynum393]

He was talking about what his group would sing. Had nothing to do with who actually did the the original song.

[@amyperkins91]

Mercy me! I can only imagine that I've gained some weight! Lol 😂

[@pbilk]

What's wrong with MercyMe?

[@thedanielguy03]

@@pbilk Nothing. What he meant is "Casting Pounds" is a joke to "Casting Crowns" a Christian band. The song, "I can only imagine" is by Mercy Me.

[@kierstinott1741]

~Legendary~

[@atmunn1]

I don't even get half of these but I love this anyways

[@chawndel8279]

Head and shoulders, knees and toes!

[@nicholasroyer9066]

You're only a mormon if those two jobs are door to door sales and bicycle fixing!!!

[@baileycash6196]

Nicholas Royer Two jobs = two girlfriends = polygamy??? But yeah, I get it.

[@sarahirvin5406]

You must not know many Mormons. And making fun of any persons is rude.

[@CamdenBoyd]

Sarah Irvin Thanks. It's nice to know someone else is against that last one.

[@miaandreatta6606]

Sarah Irvin it’s all in light hearted jest. Most jokes are offensive to at least one person you just got to understand that it’s comedy and not to take it too seriously

[@hannahmay4496]

I still don't get the horse one...

[@HizJohnnyShinning]

Good 😂😂

[@JesusisLord.JesusesSenor]

I didn't understand it either

[@WendyScott67]

It was a call back to a joke in Tim's earlier set

[@davidshipes4247]

Good Lord you both off the chain.

[@andreamiller3578]

Name it, claim it and frame it. Ba-ha-ha!

[@susiewilliams7540]

I love you to pieces. But there’s a classiness to not being like SO enamored by your own jokes. Lol.

[@HealingMusiciansLaunchcast]

Ohhhh I'm crying HAHAHAH

[@sherimcdaniel3491]

Sooooo, Mr Crist needs to speak clearer and a bit louder. I know his tweets were funny because Tim was cracking up, but I couldn’t understand them no matter how many times I listened. (sigh-getting older is no fun at all so far)

[@Shannonagainz1st]

Deduct Dynasty #neverforget

[@czechking]

Finally 9 mins.

[@Editorknowsbest]

At 3:08: "Her dad was in the living room on a..." what did he say? A horse?

[@theoriginaljosiahjocson332]

A horse

[@TheKeithbruce]

great

[@kientekarladambo1877]

I wanna bring u to Nigeria! Make me laff!!! At clean jokes! !!!!!!

[@enjoyy-your-life]

too sad that my english is too bad to understand you. I need subtitles!

[@rosrychaplet]

Great comedy. Using a routine similar to the trio foxworthy engvallcand Larry the Cable Guy. With White as well. #bluecollarcomedytour

[@melanievandevelde5965]

Cake by the ocean!

[@ruready4adventure743]

Sorry, but the audio sucks! Could hardly hear what was being said. Words blended into each other.

[@dawnstewart3082]

John would never make it on SNL. He would break character every time.

[@donnaswanson6190]

While on a date, the girl's Dad was on a horse, and what in the living room?