John Mulaney Didn't Actually Want A Best Buy Rewards Card | Netflix Is A Joke

[@whizzersterriblehorribleno773]

John delivers that one line like “I am allowed to make fun of my wife :) I asked her :) she said yes :)”

[@kimphan676]

"I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It's e x h a u s t i n g" if that ain't a whole ass mood then I don't know what is.

[@elizabethg.6580]

My favorite part is that immediately after that he mentions the two things his wife told him he's not allowed to say, and then he repeats those two things off-handedly and jokingly, almost repeatedly, for the next minute

[@ellalivingston3947]

@@elizabethg.6580 I know! That ALWAYS cracked me up lol

[@Claireisbrat]

Love ur name and profile pic

[@yourstruly6517]

LOL

[@bwalker77]

I love how his wife is now a character in his shows. He manages to poke fun at her while making her look awesome at the same time. EDIT: Since I'm apparently destined to receive reply notifications until I'm old and grey, I may as well post an updated take. Yes, it is sad that their marriage ended. No, I don't think that my comment "aged poorly". He is still being funny while being nice. And while I don't know how they both presently feel about each other, this video is recorded evidence that they once loved each other and were happy. In the long term, this will help their hearts heal a lot better than if the jokes were mean and resentful. Whatever mistakes were made during that marriage, this was not among them.

[@aceofspades4930]

see that is how you do humor right

[@dcardigan13]

Is she the same woman who was his girlfriend that he included in his jokes before too? The Delta Airlines bit?

[@bwalker77]

@@dcardigan13 I'm pretty sure she is. They've been together for something like 9 years.

[@dcardigan13]

@@bwalker77 that's wonderful

[@plaguedoctor2882]

@@bwalker77 Bro thats so cute

[@Mysteri0usChannel]

John Mulaney killed the "I hate my wife" industry

[@schwegburt3002]

So much better than other comedians who's punch line boils down to "womyn amiright?!" Mulaney's points out his wife's dumb stuff and makes fun of her but he also describes how she basically covers for his own flaws.

[@roscojenkins7451]

Well there goes country music

[@jordan5012]

“My wife is a bitch and I love her, she is my hero!” An icon, we stan

[@whatever96]

Him and Seth Meyers..

[@4oclockHereHuhHUH]

My wife, what a battle axe...

[@chrshm]

I love that it goes from 'my girlfriend' to 'my fianceé' to 'my wife'🥺

[@chrshm]

AND still with the same amount, if not more, admiration and fondness

[@rachelladue1572]

I agree, it's so cute watching his old stuff and him describing Anna and knowing that'll be his wife in the future :)

[@katelynluu9067]

and ‘my roommate’ haha

[@IrvingIV]

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[@andrewgehrett4009]

That’s how things work yes

[@Mitreme]

I always hated the “I hate my wife” comedy trope. John Mulaney is just a prime example of how you can be hilarious while showing love for your significant other

[@kloggmonkey]

boomer humour = wife bad, phone bad. and that's pretty much it.

[@ZaxorVonSkyler]

@@kloggmonkey don't forget kids bad!

[@libby0512]

MY WIFE IS A BITCH AND I LIKE HER SO MUCH

[@aguywithalotofopinions412]

John Mulaney is the epitome of healthy humor

[@guthax30]

MiniMimi There are probably as many female acts that complain about men in a similar fashion...in fact i know of some and the only difference seems to be that female comics tend to bitch about ex's and male's tend to bitch more about current partners (at least from what i've seen). Either way i think it's one of those comedy gold mines that will never be exhausted...there's always good wife/husband jokes because every relationship is different and his it's own unique quirks.

[@lawrencekeenan9234]

“ I don’t care for these new Nazis “ John Mulaney 2019

[@docdarlin5491]

and you can quote him on that

[@magin9228]

@@docdarlin5491 he did :)

[@ohtheblah]

@Ara C In 2019 it hasn't aged well

[@Tcrror]

@Dan Smith He can't even pretend to be a good person. He fails at the simplest of tests.

[@emilywalker6893]

Dan Smith it’s comedy. he is a good guy and if you really don’t think so look at what he’s done for charity. this is supposed to be funny. you also have horrible grammar so instead of commenting something rude and disrespectful, go to school and learn how to 1. talk correctly 2. be polite and then you can comment.

[@biancam.5864]

you know it's bad when the jewish woman says "Jesus Christ."

[@thebitch4409]

yanno how mad u gotta b to swear to SOMEONE ELSES god

[@paradoxacres1063]

@@nigelmarvin1387 wtf 😂

[@milimetron1999]

@@adammiller8133 Jews actually just see Jesus as some dude who claimed to be a prophet/messiah/son of god but actually was just some dude/false prophet/non existent

[@najlasmith8933]

trailerhomeboyfriend 😂😭

[@DanteD84]

Adam Miller that's why I'm confused when people who dont believe in God say "oh my God " and "Jesus Christ "

[@parisevans794]

"I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It's e x h a u s t i n g" if that ain't a whole ass mood then I don't know what is.

[@awesomegaymer5786]

jhon mulaney is just a figment of our collective imaginations.

[@nemaru]

I felt that so hard

[@Ashen-One1]

Not for an introvert. ;__;)

[@karysmuh]

@@Ashen-One1 try being an introvert that requires approval. Each social interaction is a constant battle for which need is going to be met, or can I somehow meet both the need for approval and a speedy exit.

[@nemaru]

karysmuh same, I simultaneously need everyone to like me and for everyone to go away

[@deadfr0g]

John Mulaney looks and moves like he’s his own ventriloquist’s dummy. I friggin’ love this guy.

[@fendercrawford7782]

He also talks in caps and fonts

[@vivianamuntean146]

@@fendercrawford7782 He's a character in a musical between songs.

[@sendtothisone]

Best comment followed by two more best comments 😭

[@TomFromManagment]

Turns out it was just coke this whole time!

[@bbinkovitz]

I'd vote for John Mulaney for mayor of nothing. Hell, I'd even vote for him as mayor of something.

[@reemahmed2104]

I'd get as far as to vote him mayor of everything.. in a heartbeat 🤷‍♀️

[@vivianamuntean146]

@@reemahmed2104 I'd totally vote for him as Mayor Of 40% Of Things, with Kroll as Deputy.

[@binx414]

@@reemahmed2104 this seems like a Mulaney joke

[@reemahmed2104]

@@binx414 whether you meant it this way or not, I'll take this as the best compliment I've ever received in my life. thank you man!

[@binx414]

@@reemahmed2104 haha I’m glad it made your day!

[@hunterdietz7886]

It's always fun when Netflix cuts you in at the punchline. "...AND NOW THERE'S NAZIS AGAIN"

[@yamihatarou7850]

I just wish I knew the rest of the joke

[@lyndsey8088]

Yami Hatarou I believe it was the horse in the hospital bit

[@clara-uc7px]

@@yamihatarou7850 that was the start,not the punchline,they put that bit in cause it was a segue into the joke that's in the title

[@Sweetpea_T]

Right?? I was thinking that’s a strong fucking intro

[@iamhereblossom1588]

Love That intro

[@ashleyczipar2653]

“Little miss Jesus Christ”

[@pokeified4301]

Magna Carta EXCUSEMME Everything John mulaney says is funny

[@that_one_doggo8391]

I like that she’s also Jewish

[@lostintime8651]

@@that_one_doggo8391 same thought

[@darthmaul7626]

Jesus and Anna are both Jewish.

[@MJWilde]

Damn good!

[@MrEricSir]

John Mulaney, Mayor of Nothing

[@definitelynotchristianslater]

He's got my vote

[@stonemedia8901]

That should be the title of his next special!

[@byronp2311]

@@stonemedia8901 Sure. He's already Kid Charlemagne, uh, I mean Kid Gorgeous.

[@treedillinger5801]

Better than Bootyjudge

[@byronp2311]

@@treedillinger5801 BOO ;-)

[@LazyCatIsFat]

I just realized how many male comedians always say they hate their wife. Like, that's not healthy bro. Love your wife.

[@hosshydraa1181]

Their joking.

[@PhongExpat]

@@hosshydraa1181 they're****

[@halleys.comett]

Hoss Hydraa that’s not funny though

[@hosshydraa1181]

@@halleys.comett alright, calm down there white knight. No one cares if you don't have a sense of humor.

[@halleys.comett]

Hoss Hydraa I’m a woman but cool beans I guess. I don’t needed saved. You’re just a dick

[@ericamay393]

this hurts knowing they are divorced. but john, go get that best buy’s rewards card

[@jgperes]

Man.

[@MajinLordVegeta]

Lol why does it hurt? If he divorced that means the marriage was going bad, and now it’s over, and now he’s happy again in a new relationship. Divorce is always good news.

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

@@MajinLordVegeta people are still allowed to be sad that a good thing ended, even if it ended for good reasons. For example: someone with chronic pain dies, yes it's good in a way because they're not in pain anymore but it's still sad that a good person isn't there anymore

[@chaitanyajain3127]

What is his best buy rewards card

[@vivianamuntean146]

@@MajinLordVegeta :) Correct, Louie.

[@wilmafistfit4788]

My wife is Jewish! I know all that! How do you know all that?!

[@jaymooni4644]

Wilma FistFit I’m allowed to make fun of my wife, I asked her, and she said *yes*.

[@sheep7815]

Wow it’s almost like we watched the same video

[@jamestaylor5417]

GH isn’t there a child’s balloon you need to go pop?

[@chickenchicken178]

Nice profile pic like your hair

[@sheep7815]

Aran Taylor he just commented a line from the video I don’t get why me calling that out is mean. If it was adding on to a joke or making a new joke maybe it would be funny but we all literally JUST heard that joke a few seconds ago what’s the point of commenting it

[@jaredpierce8477]

I didn't realize that he was six feet tall. It just looks like a child, so I assume he is short.

[@thechickennugget30]

Jared Pierce he is, in fact, a tall child.

[@kimnamjoonmeansbusiness9932]

@Ara Clmaoo i was gonna comment that

[@bodyofhope]

@@Stardustuk A proud Asian woman with high feminine hips

[@its_tomothy]

@@Stardustuk Did you just call Jared Pierce a proud Asian woman? I love it lmao

[@tianna6933]

@Ara C exactly what i was gonna say 😂😂

[@Thedownwardmineon]

"walked all the way over to the laser printers and just stood there Blair Witch style" HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@dilayyilmaz92]

John Mulaney and his I Love My Wife So Much attitude make him the ultimate anti-boomer

[@kitsuneakage22]

The "I hate my wife" trope:* exists * John: now this is what I call a pro gamer move

[@the_great_mammon]

He's a boomer with a millenial attitude. Proof? "I need everybody, all day long, to like me SO MUCH. It's e x h a u s t i n g."

[@youknowwhat1352]

he's not old enough to be a boomer, that term is so overused... john mulaney is either a millennial or he's part of generation y idk but he's not old

[@Tkieron]

@@the_great_mammon Kids today will call anybody over 20 a 'boomer'. FFS

[@the_great_mammon]

@@Tkieron Honey. Baby. 'Boomer' is short for Baby Boomer, which is literally a term for the generation they were born in. Just like Millenial. So now you sound stupid, sorry not sorry love ♡ Maybe do your basic research (or have basic knowledge of history) before you go trying to sound like an 87 year old Karen with a chip on your shoulder.

[@scratchedcds]

* points at the sky * “YA NEVER GONNA GET THAT BEST BUY REWARDS CARD”

[@EpicHighTimeShow]

Impersonating his 5 foot wife looking up at 6 foot John

[@bennyton2560]

*drinks fiercely*

[@elizas7692]

He got the Best Buy rewards card 😞

[@astrangermagi]

"My wife is my hero" He's putting the bar so high for other men wow

[@FirsToStrike]

or maybe for all you wives to start being heroes.

[@astrangermagi]

@@FirsToStrike Literally the second a woman gives birth she already is a hero, love

[@bri5033]

@@astrangermagi Nah

[@CeaselessWatch3r]

@@FirsToStrike sir the bar for men is simply 'respect me and my boundaries' it should get raised some

[@RK-cj4oc]

@@astrangermagi No they are not.

[@micahguillemette3344]

That stage is beautiful. Just saying.

[@ursuchariot]

Micah Guillemette it’s so much nicer than what he’s about to do. it’s really... it’s really tragic.

[@micahguillemette3344]

@@ursuchariot What?

[@edwardegan7858]

@@micahguillemette3344 It's a reference to the opening of the special, when John says that the stage is much cleaner than what he's about to do.

[@DjinnRummy]

its stunning isn't it

[@bessieburnet9816]

Why, it definitely is, my fellow bi! We bis seem to have a taste for beauty.

[@riya-yf4ql]

Netflix on its way to slowly and steadily put the whole special here.

[@alliesgalaxy8644]

3:46 “One day I’m gonna leave you and get that best buy rewards card” 2021 when John divorces Anna: “So umm.. you get that Best Buy Card?”

[@a14yearold]

Lol

[@Akabufford]

"14 Years ago I smoked cocaine." Then went on to write for SNL explains alot.

[@Townesvanwaits]

I swear SNL must have their own connect straight from Colombia

[@Hi-dh1kq]

I love how nobody is talking about the fact he smoked crack before his college graduation

[@karysmuh]

He makes no secret that he's a recovering addict. At one special he even talked about it in a little more detail than he normally does. I wish I could remember which one it was.

[@Hi-dh1kq]

@@karysmuh I never knew that!!! Im glad I do now.

[@Hi-dh1kq]

@Caption Police I'm not saying it does. I'm just pointing it out because it was sort of a thing you don't hear a lot

[@toastedjoe1013]

He said he smoked cocaine. Crack has baking soda.

[@ashtheintroverted7204]

Hey yeah he's open about that stuff. He talks about how he quit alcohol because he blacked out so much, and how he would lose money and gain money. Even said "fuck da police" once in high school. Great stuff.

[@miya9751]

It’s weird knowing I have watched Every thing related to John Mulaney constantly, that I can now quote this word for word

[@peggyemerson4708]

Or you quote everything so often it becomes a family shorthand! Lol

[@chocolatte2720]

Same

[@reihino8725]

he was so happy talking about how anna allowed him to make fun of her CUTIES

[@Townesvanwaits]

Lol not happy enough apparently

[@reihino8725]

@@Townesvanwaits ur gonna comment that on every comment talking about their relationship? this was from 3 years ago, grow tf up

[@stevenclark1662]

@@reihino8725 they're the town crier

[@icypopsicle9082]

“I don’t care for these new Nazis.” -John Mulaney

[@nobuddy5442]

"And you can quote me on that." -John Mulaney

[@danieljung3807]

“One day I’m gonna leave you.” Well that aged well.

[@nandhana3313]

Watching this now breaks my heart just a little, I wish them both nothing but the best. Sending love and support their way.

[@Petendo]

Looks like he can finally get that rewards card

[@tones8675]

LMAO

[@christiansample6009]

I came here to say this

[@yaelmurillo1863]

1:48 Oh man. This is such a shame to watch now that they’re getting divorced

[@joonbee]

Aw :((

[@lizaandregerber526]

It really seemed like they loved each other, but sometimes love isn't enough. It's a hard lesson to learn. That and now he can get that best buy rewards card.

[@stevenclark1662]

When trust is broken that badly, all the love in the world sometimes just isn't enough. Addiction causes damage between people that sometimes just can't be healed.

[@MeMe-mt6xv]

Also, in rehab, I have heard, that addicts replace their drug of choice with sex. So you put two addicts together, and the next thing you know - marriage with non-addict is over. Getting sober makes you feel distant from non-addicts, and closer to those who are fighting the same battles you are.

[@connortremblay1259]

I love how his wife literally only had 2 criteria for making fun of her, and John immediately didn't follow one of those criteria.

[@DRAGONMONKEY0310]

When the flash becomes a comedian

[@shawngillespie3532]

Every time I see John Mulaney I think he is going to go into the speed force or start singing.

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

@@shawngillespie3532 Why does it have to be one or the other? Why can't it be both?

[@rimurutempest4945]

jose guerrero He should play as Flash’s alternate universe counterpart where he became a Comedian instead of a Forensics Investigat

[@NaeDeen]

jose guerrero 🤣🤣🤣

[@NaeDeen]

Yafet Shibeshi 😳

[@amystabenow1189]

His segues just kill me. Its fluid and on point. Very impressive. Its hard to do but he nails it. I just wish someone would love me like he loves his wife. Im all alone.

[@finchcarvingadiamond]

Wow that hit hard

[@amystabenow1189]

@@finchcarvingadiamond i am just so alone. In the dark of failure. No one will ever help. Im really pathetic. Good luck

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

Can't imagine why....

[@LeonardoSantos-vd9yq]

@@amystabenow1189 well.. talk to me

[@pinstripesuitandheels]

@@amystabenow1189 there are more people willing to help than you realize but you gotta reach out. Nobody knows how you feel until you tell them. I hope you find the courage to seek help. You deserve it.

[@RiamiAurum]

It felt so weird watching this and realizing that I have watched nearly everything on KZbin that includes John Mulaney that I now get recommended the videos with

[@skippermatt7939]

Yes! I'm getting recommended his old talk show appearances from years ago!

[@jewshower478]

Raul Ramirez every day there’s 48 hours of content posted to KZbin meaning it’s literally impossible to watch everything unless you have 4 people on the same account then you’d have to switch out to sleep and eat

[@byronp2311]

Aint it grand!

[@nicolem3215]

Me too

[@RiamiAurum]

@@jewshower478 48 hours? Yeah maybe from the channels that you are subscribed to In total, KZbin probably has half a million hours of content posted to it every day. Also, we aren't talking about the entirety of KZbin, I am talking specifically about John Mulaney content

[@xavierrolston]

This shit hits real, real different now.

[@effietrinket5699]

"I'm allowed to make fun of my wife! I asked her and she said yes :DDDDDD!!!!"

[@ohwowyoureright]

Aw man he really left her for a best buy rewards card

[@adonutasimpledonut9713]

Everything about john's wife just hits differently after today

[@chaitanyajain3127]

HE SAID PEOPLE CHANGE

[@laurendong6609]

Ikr it's so sad but it was probably for a good reason though 😥

[@tashaparker9427]

Very sad

[@calumthegreat]

What happened-

[@hamziioG]

@@calumthegreat divorce

[@joshualopez8690]

I love when John said “Who would even call their wife a btch”, I automatically flash backed to Bill Burr who definitely would do it after one good beer 😂😂

[@52hello25]

That's who I was thinking of lol

[@kittymeowski]

Yep, his name came up first for me too.

[@keenanmccracken6758]

In his defense, it's because (and he will admit this wholeheartedly) hes an asshole and that's the only person who can put up with his crazy ass. Lol

[@nickb6425]

Ehh Bill Burr’s wife seems to balance him out and keep him in check and he loves it deep down haha. Naw for me when I heard John Mulaney talk about insulting your family for “comedy” I thought of Kevin Hart lol

[@teamjacob4eva]

"I'm leaving you." did not age well

[@immortaljodi]

I love that he asked his wife if he can make fun of her lol

[@marliesmith4560]

WAS IT WORTH IT JOHN WAS IT WORTH IT FOR THE BEST BUY REWARDS CARD WAS IT WORTH IT???

[@massiveconehead]

:/

[@yasminraz7939]

I came here looking for exactly this and I was not disappointed

[@borisbrian2565]

I've never seen any smoother transition than of john mulaney's

[@saturdaynightmikey]

Breaking News: John Mulaney killed the "I Hate My Wife Industry"

[@tonyspider03]

That and princess diana

[@jenicdarling9690]

Sounds like his wife could do a show about daily life with him lol oh god and the two together with their total opposite thinking monologues

[@hannahy3516]

Watching this after hearing about John and Anna’s divorce is just sad, but it was clearly for the best :(

[@anandiganguly3086]

I wanna really wanna meet Anna. John: My wife is Jewish. Also John: Little miss Jesus Christ over here.

[@jj9152]

That cocaine joke hits differently now...

[@marliesmith4560]

So does the leaving his wife for a Best Buy rewards card joke

[@SlurpyPie]

The "I love and respect my wife very much." line had a 5 year set up 💀💀

[@user-qn4tq2qt5m]

2:52 He looks SO done with himself 😂😂😂

[@gabesolomon4887]

Looks like he's finally gonna get that Best Buy rewards card.

[@komalsandhu6866]

ceo of respecting and loving his wife🥺🥺

[@LRZephyr]

Just heard about the divorce. This sketch hits different now...

[@LifeAsToldbyDani]

3:51 I swear in I see him and he has a Best Buy rewards card I’m gonna smile so happily “you go girl get that Best Buy rewards card she can’t control you anymore”

[@shreyathandapani2550]

Hope u enjoy that best buy rewards card john mulaney - a emotionally unstable person trying to deal with john and anna’s divorce in may 2021

[@noeiro15]

Ahhhh, so that's why he's divorcing her He wants that Best Buy Rewards Card

[@qinlar7684]

Me: *likes video* Dislike button: *is on 68* Me: forgive me god for what I'm about to do

[@ethanwrightsman7852]

God will forgive you of your sin

[@calebreese2311]

A small price to pay for salvation

[@cuentaeliminada7176]

Minute 4:18 doesn't feel like a joke anymore...

[@yanshero42]

Those Olivia Munn news really hit me, returning to this I realize just how much I was parasocially invested into their relationship

[@vaibhavchetty493]

I love how he smiles like a little kid when he says his wife lets him make fun of her.

[@frankperla86]

“You’re never gonna get that Best Buy rewards card” love his tales

[@charlesbronson2926]

"One day I'm gonna leave you, and I'm gonna get that best buy rewards card!" I wonder if he got the best buy rewards card...

[@stevenclark1662]

Think he used it to buy the 12,000$ Rolex that he flipped for 6,000$ cash?

[@rickcash2801]

Well, at least now he can get that Best buy rewards card.

[@ulaytube9953]

Hey at least now he's gonna get that Best Buy rewards card

[@deenihalim5456]

I will never not find 3:45-4:00 funny "YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET THAT BEST BUY REWARDS CARD!!"

[@nokitsuchannel7488]

It's adorable how he says: "My wife told me I could make fun of her :D"

[@steveo6960]

Someone animate this as spider ham!

[@johnkalkirtz658]

John mulaney and his wife kinda relationship goals

[@itzelramirez4801]

:”)

[@medusagorgon9]

I love this guy!💚 “She’s my hero”

[@Shotter]

Every single part of this hits differently in 2024.

[@foxhazhax4845]

0:32 i choked on my choccy milk lol

[@Pr0fessorB1ble]

“14 years ago I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation, now I’m afraid to get flu shot! People change!” John Mulaney 2019

[@coreyparsons2572]

Then proceeds to admit he was in fact STILL binging cocaine

[@Townesvanwaits]

​@@coreyparsons2572he was actually sober from 2005 to 20...20 I think it was? But who knows if that's even true. As a recovering addict myself, there's plenty of relapses that I still haven't told anyone about.

[@stevenclark1662]

@AndrewBecker-tq3zt if I have a bad day and use once (almost never anymore, but who knows what tomorrow brings?). If I can stop it there and get myself back under control, then telling my wife is counter-productive. I WILL tell her that I'm struggling and to check in with me each day for a while. But if I fuck up and KEEP fucking up, thenI have to bring her in on the whole thing to help me get myself back under control. So I know what you mean.

[@ThePsych123]

To be fair, he never said that was the ONLY time he smoked cocaine

[@stevenkhemraj]

This guy looks like Andrew Garfields older brother or something lol

[@LifeAsToldbyDani]

All these jokes are hilarious in hindsight

[@jordanrivas7398]

Well I hope he at least got that Best Buy rewards card now.

[@monetayala7603]

“you’ll see! one day i’m gonna leave you and i’m gonna get that best buy rewards card!” was it worth it, john? was the best buy rewards card worth it?

[@daveg6839]

Most comedians will say, "I was walking down the street the other day when this thing happened" but you know that thing never happened so mentally you kinda check out of the joke. With Mulaney you know it actually happened so you lean into the joke a bit harder.

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

Um, actually, you *don't* know that. They're called jokes for a reason. They may or may not be true. More than likely, they're not. Sorry to ruin it for you.

[@TakumiJoyconBoyz]

@@rowynnecrowley1689 My friend does standup and honestly, most of the shit actually happened or at least some version of it. The most common lies are actually about WHEN something happened. Comedians usually say things happened way more recently than they actually did.

[@daveg6839]

@@rowynnecrowley1689 I follow Mulaney pretty closely. Are his stories true or not - let's look at just one of them. In one of his bits he describes a school assembly where a Chicago detective came out to teach them about "stranger danger" -and he uses the real name of the detective in the routine - JJ Bittenbinder - and you can actually go on Wikipedia and look him up. Sorry to rain on your parade of cynicism.

[@ashtheintroverted7204]

@@daveg6839 just checked it out. Even did the street smarts thing. That's w i l d

[@monke980]

@@rowynnecrowley1689 I know, I just know, that I fucking hate you as a person. Sorry to ruin it for you.

[@carolyngair7051]

Oh my god. "YOU"LL SEE! ONE DAY I'M GOING TO LEAVE YOU!" Basically last week now.

[@lilamorgan7478]

I love how he's making fun of her, but you can still see that he loves her so much.

[@juliacube2142]

John’s fans all came together when he announced he’s going back to rehab and now again when he announced his divorce. We’re a good community and I’m glad we’re all here to support John

[@hanaomer4419]

Some of Johns fans have literally turned on him and saying wild shit like he cheated on her. No offense but we’re not a good community and you can stop patting yourself on the back 😭

[@youngandtiredproductions1297]

Wife jokes hit a little different now lol

[@lauraelizabethbrown]

You know even though he got a divorce, I'm glad he never trash talked his wife. That's a good standard to keep for comedians.

[@ellenkelly953]

Yeah he just knocked up the first actress he fell into bed with

[@HemantKumar-id3jg]

Women are really interesting. Empty words mean so much to some of you. The guy suddenly ended his decade long relationship and 5 year marriage, got another woman pregnant and now the ex wife is suffering but atleast he didn't tell jokes about her on stage. 😂😂 How does it make any sense? Most comics who "trash talked" their wife on the other hand, have longer lasting and happier marriages.

[@kero_sene3483]

January 2020: WWIII might happen February 2020: We found a virus in China March 2020: This virus is now basically everywhere so we must enforce quarantine April 2020: 0:02

[@kero_sene3483]

I am stealing a meme

[@kero_sene3483]

nvm

[@LatIenws]

Lol that coccaine line didn’t age very well

[@mr.doctorcaptain1124]

This entire bit didn’t age well. They divorced shortly after this special.

[@idont3ven3xist89]

Jimmy Neutron 20 Years Later Starring: Jon Mulaney

[@whatsinthename3755]

Yes John.. People do change

[@mimifurtek6956]

you can hear all the big mouth voices when he does impressions 😂

[@nilampandey4430]

Now he can get best buy rewards card

[@cedeelbe]

this hits different now that they're getting divorced

[@nekozombie]

this sucks :(

[@gabybu9428]

Crying in the club right now.

[@IncredibleTheBob]

"Now I'm afraid to get a flu shot." That didn't age well

[@CHINitA007]

Its so cute that John would refer to her as his girlfriend 😻 and then his wife 😻 and now his ex wife 😻

[@HpToujoursPur]

The cocaine joke is highly ironic now. Guess people dont always change lol

[@AirQuotes]

Oo this aged like milk left out in the sun.

[@bababanana20123]

Well despite everything if nothing else he can get that Best Buy rewards card

[@slothbro1574]

Talking about his wife, not having kids, and not doing coke. How times change