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[@oliveraddison6143]

“that’s what i thought you’d say you dumb fuckn horse” LMAOO

[@Gc77659]

Oh gosh yes😂

[@thewhiteboardist]

There is one extremely grumpy gentleman in the front row after that.

[@najlasmith8933]

Celeste Addison 🤣😭

[@thedirewolfking2274]

@@thewhiteboardistpoint him out? I keep missing him, a timestamp would be nice too :)

[@social_avocado]

it's such a change of tone it's hilarious

[@raymond1129]

i love that he made everything into an analogy except for "well if there's a horse in the hospital, i'm gonna say the n-word on tv!"

[@vdinh143]

that bit slayed me. Absolutely brilliant

[@azazel13ish]

Also the hippo with the nuke!

[@MilfLvr420]

That bit made me lose my fucking MIND. You can’t even sugarcoat such a ridiculous “connection”

[@sleepysmoke7581]

Can someone please tell me what the n-word is? (Not from English-speaking country)

[@holdenn_h]

@@sleepysmoke7581 there is a Wikipedia page about it.

[@holderofallknowledge604]

The horse fired the horse catcher gets me every time

[@Erinski]

I miss the part where he says when you ask the people responsible why they would let a horse loose in the hospital, they're like "Well, the hospital was inefficient." "...So your solution was to let a horse inside?!"

[@ASMR_Junkie]

When the horse you let inside was better the idiot we have now by miles.

[@vuyolwethu_m26]

A horse taking an elevator is harmless but very much worrisome and puzzling.

[@Name-ps9fx]

Vuyolwethu Mtyapa Taking the elevator is the easy part (door opens, you walk in)...choosing the correct button for the desired floor is the hard part.

[@Fsuholley]

Unless you are on the elevator with the horse.

[@Leonlion0305]

@@Fsuholley and then there are those people who are in the elevator who either got kicked out of the elevator or just said "fuck this shit, I'm out" because it's too much of an roller coaster lmao

[@mighty-roman]

What did you expect?! That horse can't walk up the stairs. We would have a situation in our hand if he did that.

[@kimberlycarter5915]

Let's hope it doesn't exceed the 500 pound weight limit

[@averyware3535]

“No one knows what he’s going to do! Least of all the horse! He’s never been in a hospital before! He’s as confused as you are!” 😂

[@MLBlue30]

You better believe he enjoys making it up as he goes along. And a lot of horse fans are glad to let him for some bizarre reason.

[@iisuperstarii7310]

@@MLBlue30 bizarre reason? Dude. It's a horse. Loose. In. A. Hospital. Who wouldn't want to see that? I think most of the horse rallyers sadly had other reasons. Obviously there were people dying every year in the hospital. And no matter how smart the doctors were or the directors, nothing ever changed. People kept dying. So some geniuses figured, you know what nobody has yet tried? Setting a horse loose in the hospital. Maybe if we did that, then people would stop dying. You can't tell them that it's 100% not gonna happen. Because nobody has ever tried it yet. So here we all are. Watching a horse plow through a hospital...because no one ever thought to try it before.

[@fullcircle8231]

Much better a horse than a lazy serial killer who's crimes took place in the same hospital wanting back into the hospital as head surgeon

[@umainebearman]

Yeah we all watched the video. We all heard the joke. wtf

[@averyware3535]

umainebearman you know I might have wrote it because I liked that quote and was sharing it in the comments. Also, a lot of people look into the comments before they watch a video

[@anti_fragile]

The way he goes "I didn't know he knew how to do that" and "If you even fffucking look at the hospital-" fucking murdered me

[@karmasauce2323]

The genius behind this analogy cannot be overstated. This will forever stay with me as the best way to describe Trump's term as President.

[@angru_arches]

Oh the beautiful incredulous Left-wing consensus of Show Bizz...but the bit is funny.

[@cosmicglowsticks]

@@angru_arches Nah this is 100% accurate, remember the man tried to edit the path of a hurricane with a marker

[@Tortilla.Reform]

@@cosmicglowsticks He also suggested that we nuke a hurricane 😂

[@Tortilla.Reform]

@@angru_arches Better than the right wing consensus of the corporate world

[@angru_arches]

@@Tortilla.Reform Corporate consensus like the giants of Big Tech (KZbin, Twitter, Facebook, Tik Tok) demonetizing and shadow-banning conservatives,..and Nike, Bud Light, Apple, etc, all vouching so hard for the Left and the TransMovement (standing in solidarity with child mutilation and castration)...or do you mean the White House which wouldn't condemn the trans terrorist for killing Christian children and staff when she targeted a religious institution, and instead of bemoaning the massacre Biden says that he stands with the trans community,...or Hollywood, or the mainstream media, or the Universities...please, help me out here with the resounding consensus on corporate support for the right-wing sir or miss, or [insert pronoun here]....

[@julianseb6447]

update: the horse is getting angy cause we're finally removing him form the hospital, he is now sueing the hospital

[@xaviermerson7594]

But the main point is the surgeons have removed the horse from the hospital

[@grayforester]

He fired another horse catcher today.

[@julianseb6447]

@@grayforester god damn this horse isn't fucking around huh

[@Alexander-vg5qf]

@@julianseb6447 Correction: this horse isn't horsing around

[@aaliyahyasmin3158]

I read this while the ad was playing and I was so mf confused

[@johnbazy]

This is some of the best, smoothest, most inventive political comedy I've heard in my life. Mulaney took a sticky topic and actually crafted something out of it instead of just throwing it in like every other comedian on the planet.

[@mircat28]

Totally agree!

[@darthxerxes5468]

Other comedians: orange man bad John mulaney: THERE'S A HORSE LOOSE IN THE HOSPITAL!

[@najlasmith8933]

johnbazy 🤣😭

[@leetledrummerboy]

He had an original take which is what good comedy is. You would never catch Louis CK or Dave Chappelle or any of the greats dropping the hack bits that we've been allowing to pass for comedy just because they're directed in the fashionable political direction. By the way, Mulaney, CK, and Chappelle are all leftists--at least nominally--and do include their views into their acts, which is completely fine. What matters is that they don't let their politics get in the way of making good comedy. I also respect that Mulaney had the balls to admit he doesn't follow politics when that makes so many people so butthurt.

[@dababy8017]

I’m not even mad and I like trump, mulaney is talented af

[@IckyNeko]

When they confirmed he lost in 2020, John tweeted a pic of a drawing of a horse running away, "And stay out!"

[@Sawyer_Krall]

He will not in fact stay out

[@IckyNeko]

@@Sawyer_Krall Stubborn fucking horse.

[@crescentedwards851]

I love the comment section keeping us up to date with the horse's actions

[@Aybeece]

BREAKING NEWS: The horse has been loose in the hospital for so long that now he thinks that he’s a doctor.

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

He's telling his followers in the psych ward that sunlight and disinfectant can cure sickness.

[@Apples765]

True

[@MeggMallory]

I just laughed outloud, for real 😂😂

[@cd8467]

the horse is now actively killing people in surgeries and saying it’s okay because when they said “please be less reckless with your surgeries so we won’t all die” he took it as a hate symbol. tbh kinda feels wrong to even use the analogies at this point

[@allieevans7520]

And he’s just replacing all the real shots with bleach

[@clancytkmru8527]

’m enjoying all the updates in the comments because it means that every time the horse does something, we all return to this video

[@psychticambitin7987]

Exactly

[@HabitsRabbits]

Psÿçhøtïç Ambítìøn Your username is the only one I’ve felt equal to.

[@boba4bobaman294]

@@HabitsRabbits I'm not sure how to read this... Be ssarpesst buoorn?

[@HabitsRabbits]

Pink Otaku_223 Keep trying, your closer than most

[@boba4bobaman294]

@@HabitsRabbits the ssarpesst thørn (there's no English equivalent for ø) THE SHARPEST THORN Being a language fenatic is finally paying off ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

[@fey0217]

THE HORSE HAS A MUGSHOT NOW

[@DaxiaOsa]

Ace attorney fan spotted ‼️⁉️

[@TwigCommenter]

Hi fellow ace attorney fan

[@DaxiaOsa]

@@TwigCommenter Heyo !!

[@gabbithealicorn7327]

ACE ATTORNEY FAN ON A JOHN MULANEY VIDEO?! MY PEOPLE

[@fibsh546]

This HAS to be one of the greatest bits of comedy I've ever heard.

[@JohnfuckingColtrane]

that’s a shame for you

[@samoanjoseph1457]

As soon as he starts talking about the horse, all I can think is, "If the horse is there, does that mean nobody is watching the dogs?"

[@joepayton128]

Only real ones will get this comment 😂

[@satsfallingdown]

Plot twist: turns out America is the dogs

[@sicilyfranklin3157]

I don't get it. Are the dogs the senators and representatives in Congress?

[@KayKimree]

@@sicilyfranklin3157 No. It's about asking a horse to babysit your dogs.

[@sicilyfranklin3157]

@@KayKimree OML I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THAT!!! Thanks dude.

[@taltzi]

update: the horse has been asked multipule times to leave the hospital, but the horse girls are sworming the hospital in a desperate attempt to keep the horse in the hospital

[@kaileyanne4839]

STOP THIS MAKING LAUGH AHAHA

[@pantrovert-x8921]

THE HORSE GIRLS AAHHH😭

[@kristinehatkinson7323]

Horse flies?

[@taltzi]

@@kristinehatkinson7323 good response

[@A_Classy_Phoenix]

this entire comment section is comedy gold

[@SavageGreywolf]

Update: the horse still won't shut the hell up, even though he's been out of the hospital for a year, and he keeps trying to scam his way back into the hospital

[@Wulthrin]

in retrospect, this is exactly what it was like. as soon as they got that horse out of the hospital i spent way less time on my phone.

[@Mr123iam]

The horse was replaced by an elderly Doctor..he's slow but wise...the horse bucked and kicked holes in the walls on his way out . He's now kicking the glass lobby doors wanting back in.

[@nightsgrow6575]

We all breathed a sigh of relief

[@reubenoakley5887]

Congratulations. You're an idiot.

[@Omahdon]

The horse is now in the process of being removed from the hospital.

[@heliodotust]

THE HORSE IS BEING KICKED OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND WE'RE ALL CHEERING

[@deodate2995]

the horse is being replaced by a one-eyed goat now. we're not sure how that will turn out but hey, the horse is gone!

[@BananaLettuce]

To quote John Mulaney’s social media: “...and stay out!!”

[@Ricken9000]

@@deodate2995 The Horse is getting replaced by a slightly smaller horse

[@spongeintheshoe]

@@deodate2995 At least the goat has been trained not to damage important medical equipment.

[@Larsbiscuit29]

NEWS UPDATE: the horse has been caught, but the hospital is talking about bringing the horse *back* into the hospital

[@ruwaydaphillips9426]

😂

[@Sohnich]

Correction: The horse has been caught but horseback riders fight to keep him in the hospital

[@rajeshsrajeshs]

The hospital doesn't want the horse there.

[@Sohnich]

@@rajeshsrajeshs We're well passed that!

[@lyndseyf4408]

Update: the EMS just sent the horse back into the hospital, and are trying to convince everyone that, perhaps, the horse should be hired as a doctor. Everyone is very pissed off.

[@ColinDMcIntosh]

“I have fired the horse catcher” gets me every time lol

[@lisefrazier5984]

4th of July 2024. The horse just got a free pass to do whatever he wants.

[@localmenace3043]

2019: _(cry-laughing)_ 2020: _(cry-laughing harder)_

[@courtney-ray]

Mid 2020: (just crying now 😭)

[@lenkacfk7155]

How do you feel now, in mid-June? 🙈

[@mikotosataka3565]

*2020, start of July:* h. Help

[@Ameute]

How did he predicted this?

[@lenkacfk7155]

The horse just announced that it wants to postpone the election - I think it's here to stay...

[@dwightyouignorantslut772]

I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON I swear this man is a national treasure.

[@navzee831]

@@HaidebugCreates LOOOOOLZ

[@PolrisTired]

Haidy Bug When you said his name I legit thought you were insulting him

[@HaidebugCreates]

Gael Vazquez no I was making a national treasure joke

[@The_AceEmpress]

Agree

Funniest line in a hilarious bit...

[@beatriceembergale4881]

Update: Everybody forgot about the horse. He still tries to make a riot in the vet, but nobody cares.

[@Ramsey276one]

LOVE THIS

[@realrider24]

THIS JUST IN: The FBI has investigated the horse's stable to search for documents that may block the horse from attempted re-entry into the hospital.

[@RioDancesOnTheSand]

...the horse is now *literally* in the hospital.

[@meeDorush]

The horse 🐴 got OUT of the hospital...and is now LOOSE in the White House with NO mask!

[@emosmurfette3938]

He's in a hospital that's in a hospital

[@RioDancesOnTheSand]

@@annapeck7635 ....good...for...you??

[@RioDancesOnTheSand]

@@annapeck7635 have you *seen* every third comment under this video? rearrange them by most recent and scroll down to five days ago, maybe you'll learn something lmao

[@annapeck7635]

@@RioDancesOnTheSand Yeah looked before I posted this trump had literally just gone to the hospital mine was first...all I'm saying

[@emirinobambino]

I love how John Mulaney doesn't need to use profanity to tell jokes, and oftentimes doesn't, but in this bit he drops that charade.

[@mircat28]

Normal people cuss. It's real life.

[@ghostderazgriz]

He uses profanity when it fits. He's usually quite articulate.

[@geoffreyokrongly916]

I think the scarcity of cussing is what makes it so funny when he does. It adds that extra zing to it.

[@birdflox1337]

He reserves the cussing for when he wants to articulate that something extreme is going on

[@OscarThompson10]

im confused, is this thread made up of children and/or catholics?

[@chrisheartman9263]

The horse apparently is stealing top secret government information just for funzies

[@nolalives6108]

The horse is trying to get back in the hospital.

[@samparr3368]

Somehow the accuracy of this analogy has only increased with time.

[@roachqueen1973]

Yep. Most def.

[@xXxJSCOTTxXx]

The horse is now bragging about a mental fitness test he 'aced'... The doctors said they couldn't believe the results. That's not something the horse should be proud of...

[@BurrytheBee]

It’s 2020. Ur so right.

[@idkwhatoputherex7]

Actually this skit helped me understand politics Yes I’m a kid so no I didn’t understand

[@sakurawitch1303]

@@idkwhatoputherex7 And that's ok! You're willing to find ways to help you understand difficult subjects! You should be proud of the fact that you want to understand, so you make an effort to find ways around the complicated wordings of said subjects ^.^

[@rayanderson5797]

0:08. Aaaaaand John summarizes the state of the world rather succinctly.

[@gregoryseguin5073]

Update: the horse was in a Miami court room today having his hoofs printed

[@natturner534]

The brilliance of the bit is he doesn’t say “Trump” even once

[@FreakieFan]

I agree

[@andrewnewman9563]

And you know who the hippo and horse catcher are. Political satire at its best.

[@oya6870]

It is just about the most elegantly written bit you could possibly find, and it's about such a tacky and classless man. Amazing.

[@rosericorico4980]

Its like he doesn't even have to specify. We just know 😂😂

[@Structureel]

That makes it timeless. If Mike Pence or Ted Cruz ever ascend the throne, it will still be applicable.

[@dwightyouignorantslut772]

This is probably the best analogy I’ve ever heard. God bless you John Mulaney.

[@deluth4638]

Nah, the analogy is shit if you don't suffer from TDS. John is just an amazingly funny comedian.

[@jenniferbates2811]

@@deluth4638 Excatly, trump people can't laugh unless you're putting people mostly of color down, lose shit tons of money. Down grade woman, unless they are your daughter.

[@bluebassett2]

@@jenniferbates2811 Did CNN tell you that?

[@jenniferbates2811]

@@bluebassett2 no need for CNN, trump has had 70 years of bad behavior, bad economic conditions around him, horrible people skills. His immigration policy is to marry the pretty ones, then cheat on them.

[@sngscratcher]

Yeah, brilliant analogy.

[@thelojay]

2:22 “That’s what I thought you’d say, you dumb fuckin horse” gets me so bad 😂😂

[@Its_me_Batman]

I love how he didn't even say it but we knew exactly what he was talking about everything time he brought up a new incident

[@waynemyers2469]

Isn't it funny how the image he generated in your mind was exactly what you hate already? The narrative embedded in his routine is simply the standard leftist strawman let loose in the world of comedy and I hope Mulvaney burns in "Comedy Hell for his ideological pandering...cheap bastard, addicted to low-hanging fruit...

[@thedailybullshit4033]

"There shouldn't be a horse in the hospital!" "We're WELL past that!" "Well if there's gonna be a horse in the hospital I'm gonna say the N-word on TV." "Those don't match up at ALL."

[@ProfessorMetalhead1]

Update: The Horse has left the hospital. Doctors are changing the locks.

[@Annemoontje]

I repeat THE HORSE HAS LEFT THE HOSPITAL.... close the f*ing doors

[@TwoKrazyKats]

Nothing like locking the hospital doors after the horse has been....evicted.

[@honeymoonriver6050]

@@Annemoontje put it on lockdown. Turn off the lights and pretend no one is here.

[@kosif]

Thank fucking god.

[@nickcervenka8756]

Eh, there are a few on the medical board that want to leave a door unlocked.

[@ohducknothatsaraven]

.....The horse made friends and now the hospital is on fire

[@macaronsncheese9835]

Update June 2023: The horse, who is still adamant he was wrongfully removed from the hospital, is planning to convince people to let him in again. Notable opponents include a prettier horse who's been trained to be in hospitals but is VERY bent on attacking baby incubators anyway, and the geriatric but well-trained therapy pony currently in the hospital. Which is concerning on its own, but more concerning is that the horse has been caught by the horse catcher for stealing medical records and is currently on trial for hoarding them and showing them off to people. While he might get sent to the glue factory, everyone is pretty sure he's still going to try to get back into the hospital again next year.

[@elenachristian9860]

And he's still a fuCKIng HORSE!

[@macaronsncheese9835]

Update: You know how the horse's fan club stormed the hospital admin building right before the horse got removed? Yeah the horse is now officially in trouble for that too.

[@Spidey1996]

Any new updates?

[@macaronsncheese9835]

@@Spidey1996 yeah someone tried to put down the horse (they missed badly enough that they at worst gave the horse an ear piercing, which is probably for the best) and the Horse Thief Catchers might all get fired about it. In the meantime the folks on hospital admin who liked the horse have decided he can do whatever he wants forever, up to and including possibly just plain burning down the hospital for the insurance money. Also, as of yesterday the geriatric therapy pony is being retired. He'll probably be replaced by the resident who's been in charge of watching him, though the horse's fan club are trying to claim that the resident is, in fact, a kookaburra. You'd think they'd point out her record of bullying people back in med school (despite the fact they favor stuffing many of those same nerds into lockers and maybe even some of those lockers being secretly iron maidens), but nope the strats seem to be kookaburra and a claim that hospital admin will replace the geriatric therapy pony not with the resident but with the surgeon from before the horse's wife (who is, in this analogy, admittedly a pretty good pharmacist but has expressed no interest in working at the hospital, multiple times).

[@halovee.n]

The horse is like, *"I've fired the horse-catcher"* XD

[@charlleedodson]

stypayhorlikson 3000 He can do that?

[@roots2gotv]

Golden✨

[@beberivera7011]

#speechless

[@unaswimothuti]

Quick question, who is the horse catcher?

[@beberivera7011]

@@unaswimothuti comey

[@GHZoner]

Now the horse is trying to pretend there are no sick people in the hospital.

[@nasim3093]

underrated comment XD

[@olivermendonca9545]

you win the internet

[@thatdamncatboy7963]

The horse now has been infected by the sick people it tried to deny.

[@ezziboo]

That damn Anarchist ...I swear, the schadenfreude I have today is so, so delicious.

[@anamariefalk3796]

Now he’s there himself

[@saltyalterego]

The horse is f'in trying to get back into the hospital.

[@ArsenicDrone]

And now, for the first time, a jury has found a horse guilty of multiple felonies

[@ninacarmichael3074]

newest update on the horse: the horse now thinks he is a medical professional because he has been in the hospital for so long and is telling the whole country to inject themselves with disinfectant

[@ipod8927]

Dang that was harsh But imma inject myself

[@jonathanredacted3245]

@Yo Ma no, it's not our fault that Trump keeps doing the political and scientific equivalent of shitting himself on live tv

[@jonathanredacted3245]

@I spamsalot you don't have to be a expert to realize that injecting a substance devised to kill biological life forms into your body is a bad idea

[@ninacarmichael3074]

I spamsalot when did i ever say i was?

[@colecraddock1187]

@@jonathanredacted3245 Imagine needing peer-reviewed studies and a degree to know that injecting disinfectant is bad for you

[@AgentLayla526]

The horse is now suing the hospital for replacing the horse with an actual surgeon now.

[@VolkovLOL]

the surgeon might die in an operation in a year or so.

[@arandomstartreknerd7261]

The surgeon is so damn old and senile he's gonna screw up like 12 operations and then die.

[@BigYosh]

The surgeon can’t remember why he walked into the kitchen.

[@birdflox1337]

He's less of a surgeon and more like a goat. He probably won't do much, but there were probably much better alternatives.

[@aldamakazumi]

Owww look at all those sore horse's balls lickers, like if the horse were not senile, at least the surgeon IS a surgeon.

[@raemond1391]

Update: The horse stole top secret files from the hospital

[@bnwoodleyable]

apparently the horse even ran off with a bunch of medical records!

[@TheMoonShining]

why do people even try to be funny anymore when the simple truth is that no one is ever gonna top this bit

[@Dwemerologist]

What we find funny is subjective, so your statement is void. Funny bit, but not the funniest bit to ever exist.

[@user-gn1cl9ix7p]

I know, right? John Mulaney is ruining other comedians for me.

[@zachhenslee6925]

@@Dwemerologist Dave Chappelle is funnier

[@kllcmd8980]

@@zachhenslee6925 are you fucking serious

[@theultimatebro9278]

Shut up Jesus

[@teresablue2553]

I really hope history teachers will use this clip in 20 years.

[@elainadunn8209]

I almost sent this to my govt teacher ngl

[@lextheweirdo9063]

I wish, but I don’t think they’ll be able to, due to cursing

[@tobi_punk6020]

Kat The Weirdo good news!!! my history teacher did not give a s h i t, and all history teachers are the exact same so I’m pretty hopeful that it will happen👀

[@Pikapika-gc2pp]

My English teacher used it in class a couple years ago

[@aryaiggy8823]

That would be awesome. Kids would actually listen. He makes it fun

[@LilJBean]

I feel as a horse person, I have waited for so long to have a joke made abut horses that isn't so directly focused to just us. This analogy has resonated with so many non-horse people I know and I am so happy for that XDDDD

[@cherrih.6078]

Update: Horse stole Hospital Records, Doctors Confused

[@souradeepbarua2647]

The horse is being a cry-baby and doesn't want to leave the hospital

[@jazz_daddy2517]

When will someone just shoot the horse and drag it out, it’s just one horse causing so much panic

[@ealuza3309]

@@jazz_daddy2517 yeah! It's like don't we have horse snipers or sum in america!?

[@DrRippenShitten]

@@ealuza3309 America only shoots the good horses ... The bad horses are left alive because they are perfect puppets

[@ealuza3309]

@@DrRippenShitten true dat!

[@spunchbop5081]

💀💀💀 this comment a random stranger made over a month ago just made my day

[@tootsleeve9960]

Update: the horse is currently burning down the hospital

[@yobogoya4367]

Well played December 37th, 2020...well played.

[@carr0tkake]

@@flysoup3607 the horse has been campaigning for months to rile crazy lunatics up and an hour before the riot called on them to go to the capitol.

[@yobogoya4367]

@@flysoup3607 Dude shut the fuck up haha, i can smell your sad desperation from here.

[@yobogoya4367]

@@flysoup3607 no it's not cupcake

[@honeymoonriver6050]

All types of other horses storm the hospital to help him out

[@waitaminutewhat2059]

Update: the horse thinks he will be allowed back in the hospital

[@milesjolly6173]

“Everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time.” Yep, pretty much.

[@raisedhippylivingpunk8058]

THIS JUST IN: board of reviewers to decide if Horse was really as bad as we thought UPDATE: board found out to be entirely composed of horses

[@mollymccoy1634]

I love this comment.

[@alevensalor]

That is completely brilliant. This might be the best comment I have read in this, the ultimate year of the hospital-horse.

[@mollymccoy1634]

@Anthony L same haha

[@alevensalor]

@@whatsacone the anti-horsitism, I think you mean.

[@raisedhippylivingpunk8058]

@@whatsacone can you please explain where i was anti-semetic? so i can know for next time?

[@mymindisaninkblot9408]

John Mulaney: "I think eventually everything's gonna be okay." 2020: "Ohoho, fun times up ahead."

[@user-ne8eu9ks3w]

Too true. Well, good thing is now it's going to be ok.

[@screwyootube1]

@@user-ne8eu9ks3w #jinx!

[@joemomma3648]

Don't worry it's 2021 now. It's going to get *much* worse.

[@mymindisaninkblot9408]

I guess you could say.... 2020 Won :D I'll show myself out.

[@whatspoppin178]

*2021

[@Hellwyck]

The horse had hidden top secret bails of hay in his stable!

[@IHateThisHandleSystem]

Yeah, and the current donkey in the hospital has an entire hay barn full of top secret bails.

[@UrbemHabitant]

"You think you're fucking crazy... I'm a fucking hipopothamus" -John Mulaney

[@justaninnocentpomegranate3702]

Update: The horse has been voted out of the hospital and is now trying to accuse the hospital of fraud

[@jacksaliba1455]

I love how this is a sentence that I understand. What a world

[@theshadow9360]

Malpractice

[@peterdrumsta4479]

"I have fired the horse catcher" has happened repeatedly.

[@applebee28]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@JustMe-fb6oq]

True, sadly.

[@miloudbouzeboudja3210]

The horse is now in a vacation playing golf

[@absoluteterror9098]

"the horse used the elevator...... I didn't know he could DO that" lmfao

[@TomDeLaCruz]

This guy has been teleported from 1929

[@heehoopenut]

Nah he's just immortal

[@ameliarufus1056]

Legit 😂

[@MissAmesha]

Seriously though

[@lauranaomi9000]

Like the Weeping Angels but in reverse

[@yuufeternal5837]

That's his schtick, and it's brilliant.

[@TheLionMermaid]

Update: the horse is gone! I repeat: THE HORSE IS GONE!

[@culinarycomedys1823]

But Covids the new horse

[@lavans5721]

@@culinarycomedys1823 Covid is a feral racoon that has rummaged the whole world

[@dmittleman9757]

yeah, a snake scared it off

[@aduckwithayoutubechannel]

@@dmittleman9757 good thing the snake is a trained medical professional.

[@aduckwithayoutubechannel]

UPDATE UPDATE: MORE HORSES STORMED THE HOSPITAL AND TRIED TO GET THE FIRST HORSE BACK IN!

[@rylees7258]

Update: the horse ordered a herd of donkeys to infiltrate the hospital

[@elliotthammer1102]

the horse's nuclear codes were taken from its golf mansion

[@darceyevans3461]

The irony is the horse is probably not even smart enough to realise this is him

[@wardedthorn6523]

Honestly, I don't think he's as braindead as he pretends to be, it's just a lot easier to cater to the lowest common denominator.

[@HeatherB..]

🤣🤣🤣🤣truth

[@BurrytheBee]

Bruh This comment is amazing

[@jacktheiss4085]

Warded Thorn I would like to believe no one is actually THAT brain dead lmao but unfortunately I think he is

[@lady_raineidv9297]

@@wardedthorn6523 I'd like to think that too, but I just saw an interview with his supporters about space force and it was _the most absolute dumb thing_ I have ever seen. So I won't really be surprised if he is too, I mean, they're his followers 😭

[@prophetslost29]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why John Mulaney is the best comedian out there right now.

[@danialdunson]

Hes great....buttttt he needs to write more specials....need mulaney in my life

[@crowley2158]

No, Anthony Jeselnik

[@zanethurman6330]

Dave Chappelle, 100%

[@deutschlanddan]

Nick DiPaulo!

[@pt7592]

He's too bland, and his TV show was absolutely terrible I don't want a comedian that wants to be Seinfeld I want a fresh look on life

[@Lokedup]

News update: Horse no longer in the hospital, Horse’s top notch stables raided by Horse catchers!

[@steveheimlerfanpage]

Update: horse (now removed from hospital) compliments genocidal macaque.

[@sunny9439]

“I don’t remember that in Hamilton” *wheeze*

[@wogdog985]

Itzel T _SAME_

[@gemyellow]

I'm just an asian who understand the language but not the references. I don't get it :(

[@thatsroughbuddy4712]

GemYellow There's a musical called Hamilton about Alexander Hamilton's life and the American Revolution

[@musclemanmyles3665]

*I do*

[@musclemanmyles3665]

*because I was there*

[@mmts96]

Updated news: the patients of the hospital have been protesting peacefully because the doctors have been treating some patients better than the others. In response the horse turned the lights of the hospital off and hid in the basement.

[@katbowen4800]

Oh shit

[@DevilGeneImbued]

The horse was then barred in the basement and he was *pissed*. So he neighed endlessly for the next few weeks. The horse is STILL in the hospital

[@mmts96]

Matthew Murdock there has also been news that the horse had his horsemen hold and push the protesting patients around not caring if they got injured; actually preferring so, as he went and took a picture in front of the hospital holding a medical certificate upside down.

[@DevilGeneImbued]

Marwa Ali it wasn’t even his medical certificate, just A medical certificate. And when the patients were mad hE WONDERED WHY.

[@Chlofoskett]

Another update: The horses cult has now started causing mas stupidity

[@c.a.spoons]

Nothing will compare to the day after the vote was confirmed and all of these people were just reposting that picture of a horse running out of a hospital, without context-- half of the internet knew what it meant, while the other half were completely at a loss

[@idrisnewton4552]

i've seen this a billion times and I laugh just as hard every time. brilliant

[@waynemyers2469]

Intelligent people don't ordinarily laugh about the same thing over-and-over-again, certainly not a BILLION times! Obsessed people do...lunatics do...deluded people do...Leftists do...lol.

[@christyh.2077]

Update on the horse: his rally full of other horses got ruined by geese on tiktok and now the horse wants to ban tiktok

[@piffny6666]

The one thing I like about the HORSE!😁😄

[@spongeintheshoe]

It's such a gas, maybe I'll take your socks If I act fast, you'll see me on Tiktok

[@Unknown-tl5ts]

TikTok is fcking great hehe

[@jacktheiss4085]

Pippy Barrow lmao I relate

[@pathogen7056]

Update: the horse banned tiktok

[@NemeyukoP]

Update: The horse was banned off of Twitter. Edit: I just noticed this got over 2.5k likes. How??

[@imnotfunny2]

WHY THE HELL WAS THE HORSE ALLOWED ON TWITTER

[@adrielcruz2736]

@@imnotfunny2 we’re WELL past that

[@1dawn1]

And some how Pinterest🤣

[@niyah4328]

@@1dawn1 and Spotify

[@iamsad9107]

And shopify

[@alk3myst]

I am crying lol. Those days when you don't hear from the horse at all.

[@macaronsncheese9835]

And the thrilling sequel: the horse catcher raided the ranch where the horse now lives because the horse probably stole some sensitive medical records from the hospital when he was booted. The horse fan club is freaking out because how dare you send the horse catcher after the horse!?

[@emily-ly4te]

BREAKING NEWS: The horse has been caught, but he refuses to believe he's been caught so he plans to set up a legal case on why him getting caught wasn't fair.

[@spunchbop5081]

💀💀comments like this are sending me

[@calypso5677]

I know exactly what you're talking about my dude

[@quietbirde1977]

hahahahaha

[@lisad6542]

This is aging too well

[@GaySatanicClowns]

Well that aged well.

[@bensdreamatorium8315]

“Some people are like, ‘There shouldn’t be a horse in the hospital!’ And I’m like, ‘We’re well past that!’” That part never fails to crack me up. I’ve had that same conversation with my grandmother every day since November of 2016. (Edit: 9/8/2019) Holy shit, 845 likes? This isn’t even that clever of a comment! (Edit: 11/17/20) Okay, the horse will soon be out of the hospital, and this has 1,900 LIKES NOW! Thanks, guys!

[@lowdownpapaya7292]

Ben’s Dreamatorium sounds like a pathetic life you have

[@bensdreamatorium8315]

Young Boat Oh no, my life’s actually quite interesting, thank you. How’s yours?

[@Nokomomo22]

@@bensdreamatorium8315 you're my favorite person now. I wish nothing but the best for you. Never change.

[@bensdreamatorium8315]

Nokomomo 22 ...I can’t guarantee that, but thank you!

[@bensdreamatorium8315]

somekindofmonster7 Well, it’s my grandmother that starts it. You don’t know her, but she is the epitome of a gender WARRIOR. She is a crazy, hardcore feminist and she refuses to acknowledge that Trump is even HUMAN. The funny thing is, I love her. Everyone in my family loves her. But she can still be weird, feminist or not.

[@trentonprather6693]

This aged like fine wine

[@julietodd2567]

The hospital board has decided that the horse and any other animals that end up in this hospital should not be held responsible if they break hospital rules because that would stop the horse from doing whatever it wants

[@noellerutledge8789]

"There shouldn't be a horse in the hospital" *_"We're well past that"_*

[@Nicole-bx3ov]

"there shouldn't be a horse in the hospital" "oH We'Re WeLL pAsT ThAT"

[@thevoid8948]

Update: The horse has been arrested.

[@alexroselle]

2019: there is a horse loose in a hospital! 2021: the horse’s supporters are in the hospital for taking horse medicine!

[@gremlyn1658]

I thought this was a metaphor, but no. It is ACTUALLY horse medicine. Wut.

[@wogdog985]

“i don’t remember _that_ in Hamilton!” that killed me

[@spongeintheshoe]

Note how it wasn't a regular citizen who said "I have the honor to be your obedient servant."

[@MaeV808]

This hospital analogy has never been more relevant 😬

[@musclemanmyles3665]

Well this aged very well

[@lukefloor]

Bruh just because it has a hospital doesnt mean it's relevant to the coronavirus

[@musclemanmyles3665]

@@lukefloor no I'm saying the video aged well

[@evster7flick]

Aged even better

[@manicmax7909]

Now it’s more relevant

[@Monicalia]

And 4 years later that horse invited the entire farm of animals to take over the hospital

[@ConMan-ye4ou]

As of March 30, 2023, the horse has officially been caught!

[@russel3648]

John throwing shade for 4 minutes straight

[@donaldchesser157]

More like a total eclipse

[@Jemppu]

And so smoothly the horse wouldn't catch any of it.

[@snowcloud8]

I'd love to see John's face when he hears that therapy horses and ponies have visited patients in hospitals.

[@macelicious7812]

I remember a therapy pony that visited my dad in hospice. The major difference is that one had a handler and was not loose.

[@o76923]

Not quite the same as a horse being loose though.

[@msconstruded]

But are they loose though???

[@carolannelady9271]

Omg stfu i dont make a habit of tellling strangers to f**k off. But f**k off. Jesus christ.

[@JustJesstheMess]

Yeah that's an irrelevant comment

[@riversong4997]

I saw a picture on Reddit of a therapy horse visiting a patient in the hospital, and I just had to come watch this again!

[@lpsoldier2938]

Update: The horse is in talks of starting its own cable news network.

[@Dr.HannibalLecterVIII]

I need more John Mulaney on Netflix...I've watched the same 2-3 specials like 5 times. Holy shit, this is the most likes I've ever gotten.😂 Edit: this comment has now gotten out-liked

[@NerdyMusicChef]

Elizabeth Esposito I think he’s been touring, so wouldn’t be surprised to see a new one soon.

[@mistercath]

He's easily in my top 3 of comedians

[@nunyabiznes5489]

He was a writer for snl, too. You can tell which skits were his, because they're actually funny.

[@britgrl26]

He's one of the few I'll turn on all the time

[@mistercath]

@@britgrl26 I got to see him open for Reggie Watts at Bonnaroo one year. It was his New In Town material and he crushed.