There's a Horse In The Hospital | John Mulaney | Netflix Is A Joke

[@hzndrix]

The horse has figured out how to use the revolving doors again

[@itsme_roui]

Don't be dumb. The residents let the horse back in to see if it anything had changed...

[@m.kirstenhittner3337]

😳

[@killblade6]

horse manages to get in the first time, shame on the horse horse gets in the second time: ok who let in the crazy horse in the hospital again and he brought a couple cans of gasoline and matches!

[@SpicyOtter9000]

the residents put that horse back in with a mec suit!

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

Oh no

[@oliveraddison6143]

“that’s what i thought you’d say you dumb fuckn horse” LMAOO

[@Gc77659]

Oh gosh yes😂

[@thewhiteboardist]

There is one extremely grumpy gentleman in the front row after that.

[@najlasmith8933]

Celeste Addison 🤣😭

[@thedirewolfking2274]

@@thewhiteboardistpoint him out? I keep missing him, a timestamp would be nice too :)

[@social_avocado]

it's such a change of tone it's hilarious

[@halovee.n]

The horse is like, *"I've fired the horse-catcher"* XD

[@charlleedodson]

stypayhorlikson 3000 He can do that?

[@roots2gotv]

Golden✨

[@beberivera7011]

#speechless

[@unaswimothuti]

Quick question, who is the horse catcher?

[@beberivera7011]

@@unaswimothuti comey

[@holderofallknowledge604]

The horse fired the horse catcher gets me every time

[@averyware3535]

“No one knows what he’s going to do! Least of all the horse! He’s never been in a hospital before! He’s as confused as you are!” 😂

[@MLBlue30]

You better believe he enjoys making it up as he goes along. And a lot of horse fans are glad to let him for some bizarre reason.

[@iisuperstarii7310]

@@MLBlue30 bizarre reason? Dude. It's a horse. Loose. In. A. Hospital. Who wouldn't want to see that? I think most of the horse rallyers sadly had other reasons. Obviously there were people dying every year in the hospital. And no matter how smart the doctors were or the directors, nothing ever changed. People kept dying. So some geniuses figured, you know what nobody has yet tried? Setting a horse loose in the hospital. Maybe if we did that, then people would stop dying. You can't tell them that it's 100% not gonna happen. Because nobody has ever tried it yet. So here we all are. Watching a horse plow through a hospital...because no one ever thought to try it before.

[@fullcircle8231]

Much better a horse than a lazy serial killer who's crimes took place in the same hospital wanting back into the hospital as head surgeon

[@umainebearman]

Yeah we all watched the video. We all heard the joke. wtf

[@averyware3535]

umainebearman you know I might have wrote it because I liked that quote and was sharing it in the comments. Also, a lot of people look into the comments before they watch a video

[@vuyolwethu_m26]

A horse taking an elevator is harmless but very much worrisome and puzzling.

[@Name-ps9fx]

Vuyolwethu Mtyapa Taking the elevator is the easy part (door opens, you walk in)...choosing the correct button for the desired floor is the hard part.

[@Fsuholley]

Unless you are on the elevator with the horse.

[@Leonlion0305]

@@Fsuholley and then there are those people who are in the elevator who either got kicked out of the elevator or just said "fuck this shit, I'm out" because it's too much of an roller coaster lmao

[@mighty-roman]

What did you expect?! That horse can't walk up the stairs. We would have a situation in our hand if he did that.

[@kimberlycarter5915]

Let's hope it doesn't exceed the 500 pound weight limit

[@dwightyouignorantslut772]

This is probably the best analogy I’ve ever heard. God bless you John Mulaney.

[@deluth4638]

Nah, the analogy is shit if you don't suffer from TDS. John is just an amazingly funny comedian.

[@jenniferbates2811]

@@deluth4638 Excatly, trump people can't laugh unless you're putting people mostly of color down, lose shit tons of money. Down grade woman, unless they are your daughter.

[@bluebassett2]

@@jenniferbates2811 Did CNN tell you that?

[@jenniferbates2811]

@@bluebassett2 no need for CNN, trump has had 70 years of bad behavior, bad economic conditions around him, horrible people skills. His immigration policy is to marry the pretty ones, then cheat on them.

[@sngscratcher]

Yeah, brilliant analogy.

[@TheLolbster]

"It's never happened before." Ah, it was a simpler time.

[@vdinh143]

Imagine *choosing* to let the horse back into the hospital this time because the doctors aren't doing a good enough job.

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

Wow. Frfr

[@johnbazy]

This is some of the best, smoothest, most inventive political comedy I've heard in my life. Mulaney took a sticky topic and actually crafted something out of it instead of just throwing it in like every other comedian on the planet.

[@mircat28]

Totally agree!

[@darthxerxes5468]

Other comedians: orange man bad John mulaney: THERE'S A HORSE LOOSE IN THE HOSPITAL!

[@najlasmith8933]

johnbazy 🤣😭

[@leetledrummerboy]

He had an original take which is what good comedy is. You would never catch Louis CK or Dave Chappelle or any of the greats dropping the hack bits that we've been allowing to pass for comedy just because they're directed in the fashionable political direction. By the way, Mulaney, CK, and Chappelle are all leftists--at least nominally--and do include their views into their acts, which is completely fine. What matters is that they don't let their politics get in the way of making good comedy. I also respect that Mulaney had the balls to admit he doesn't follow politics when that makes so many people so butthurt.

[@dababy8017]

I’m not even mad and I like trump, mulaney is talented af

[@peterdrumsta4479]

"I have fired the horse catcher" has happened repeatedly.

[@applebee28]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@JustMe-fb6oq]

True, sadly.

[@tgchism]

Now the horse is going to try to put the horse catcher and all the zoo keepers in prison!

[@clancytkmru8527]

’m enjoying all the updates in the comments because it means that every time the horse does something, we all return to this video

[@psychticambitin7987]

Exactly

[@HabitsRabbits]

Psÿçhøtïç Ambítìøn Your username is the only one I’ve felt equal to.

[@boba4bobaman294]

@@HabitsRabbits I'm not sure how to read this... Be ssarpesst buoorn?

[@HabitsRabbits]

Pink Otaku_223 Keep trying, your closer than most

[@boba4bobaman294]

@@HabitsRabbits the ssarpesst thørn (there's no English equivalent for ø) THE SHARPEST THORN Being a language fenatic is finally paying off ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

[@rhysnelson5879]

Don’t forget when we got the horse OUT of the hospital, and then after talking about all the bad things the horse did for 4 years, decided to let the horse BACK into the hospital.

[@nicholashaynes660]

yup and we could've had a doctor, but everyone got too worried about her qualifications, so logically, we reverted back to the horse.

[@samklocke274]

Came here for this reunion

[@HarryBinstead]

The way I look at it, and maybe it's just me. But this guy being the president again, it's like there's a herd loose in the hospital. In the past everything turned out okay, but I have no idea what's gonna happen next, even though it's happened before. But not quite like this. Because now there's a HERD loose in the hospital. And this time he knows what he's going to do next, because he's been here before. Then they bring out an expert who's like, don't worry we've seen a horse in a hospital. It's like, get out of here with that shit! This is a HERD, loose in the hospital.

[@DanfordThePom]

@@nicholashaynes660 Well everyone said the horse would kick in the maternity ward, and it didn’t So I’m SURE it’ll be fine to let the fucken thing back in

[@JS-ep4zx]

@@HarryBinstead good analogy! I came here wondering who else was recalled this skit, now that the feral horse (and his herd) are about to occupy the hospital again.

[@RioDancesOnTheSand]

...the horse is now *literally* in the hospital.

[@meeDorush]

The horse 🐴 got OUT of the hospital...and is now LOOSE in the White House with NO mask!

[@emosmurfette3938]

He's in a hospital that's in a hospital

[@RioDancesOnTheSand]

@@annapeck7635 ....good...for...you??

[@RioDancesOnTheSand]

@@annapeck7635 have you *seen* every third comment under this video? rearrange them by most recent and scroll down to five days ago, maybe you'll learn something lmao

[@annapeck7635]

@@RioDancesOnTheSand Yeah looked before I posted this trump had literally just gone to the hospital mine was first...all I'm saying

[@samoanjoseph1457]

As soon as he starts talking about the horse, all I can think is, "If the horse is there, does that mean nobody is watching the dogs?"

[@joepayton128]

Only real ones will get this comment 😂

[@satsfallingdown]

Plot twist: turns out America is the dogs

[@sicilyfranklin3157]

I don't get it. Are the dogs the senators and representatives in Congress?

[@KayKimree]

@@sicilyfranklin3157 No. It's about asking a horse to babysit your dogs.

[@sicilyfranklin3157]

@@KayKimree OML I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THAT!!! Thanks dude.

[@dwightyouignorantslut772]

I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON I swear this man is a national treasure.

[@navzee831]

@@HaidebugCreates LOOOOOLZ

[@PolrisTired]

Haidy Bug When you said his name I legit thought you were insulting him

[@HaidebugCreates]

Gael Vazquez no I was making a national treasure joke

[@The_AceEmpress]

Agree

Funniest line in a hilarious bit...

[@aamirnooruddin2852]

The horse is now returning to the hospital as the medical director lol

[@RuleroftheSandcastle]

No, the horse is just in the hospital. He appointed a brain worm as medical director.

[@thedailybullshit4033]

"There shouldn't be a horse in the hospital!" "We're WELL past that!" "Well if there's gonna be a horse in the hospital I'm gonna say the N-word on TV." "Those don't match up at ALL."

[@GHZoner]

Now the horse is trying to pretend there are no sick people in the hospital.

[@nasim3093]

underrated comment XD

[@olivermendonca9545]

you win the internet

[@thatdamncatboy7963]

The horse now has been infected by the sick people it tried to deny.

[@ezziboo]

That damn Anarchist ...I swear, the schadenfreude I have today is so, so delicious.

[@anamariefalk3796]

Now he’s there himself

[@Omahdon]

The horse is now in the process of being removed from the hospital.

[@heliodotust]

THE HORSE IS BEING KICKED OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND WE'RE ALL CHEERING

[@deodate2995]

the horse is being replaced by a one-eyed goat now. we're not sure how that will turn out but hey, the horse is gone!

[@BananaLettuce]

To quote John Mulaney’s social media: “...and stay out!!”

[@Ricken9000]

@@deodate2995 The Horse is getting replaced by a slightly smaller horse

[@spongeintheshoe]

@@deodate2995 At least the goat has been trained not to damage important medical equipment.

[@JaxonFletcher-z8w]

He's back in the hospital, and this time, he knows the layout.

[@teresablue2553]

I really hope history teachers will use this clip in 20 years.

[@elainadunn8209]

I almost sent this to my govt teacher ngl

[@lextheweirdo9063]

I wish, but I don’t think they’ll be able to, due to cursing

[@tobi_punk6020]

Kat The Weirdo good news!!! my history teacher did not give a s h i t, and all history teachers are the exact same so I’m pretty hopeful that it will happen👀

[@Pikapika-gc2pp]

My English teacher used it in class a couple years ago

[@aryaiggy8823]

That would be awesome. Kids would actually listen. He makes it fun

[@raymond1129]

i love that he made everything into an analogy except for "well if there's a horse in the hospital, i'm gonna say the n-word on tv!"

[@vdinh143]

that bit slayed me. Absolutely brilliant

[@azazel13ish]

Also the hippo with the nuke!

[@MilfLvr420]

That bit made me lose my fucking MIND. You can’t even sugarcoat such a ridiculous “connection”

[@sleepysmoke7581]

Can someone please tell me what the n-word is? (Not from English-speaking country)

[@holdenn_h]

@@sleepysmoke7581 there is a Wikipedia page about it.

[@samparr3368]

Somehow the accuracy of this analogy has only increased with time.

[@roachqueen1973]

Yep. Most def.

[@xXxJSCOTTxXx]

The horse is now bragging about a mental fitness test he 'aced'... The doctors said they couldn't believe the results. That's not something the horse should be proud of...

[@BurrytheBee]

It’s 2020. Ur so right.

[@idkwhatoputherex7]

Actually this skit helped me understand politics Yes I’m a kid so no I didn’t understand

[@sakurawitch1303]

@@idkwhatoputherex7 And that's ok! You're willing to find ways to help you understand difficult subjects! You should be proud of the fact that you want to understand, so you make an effort to find ways around the complicated wordings of said subjects ^.^

[@Erinski]

I miss the part where he says when you ask the people responsible why they would let a horse loose in the hospital, they're like "Well, the hospital was inefficient." "...So your solution was to let a horse inside?!"

[@ASMR_Junkie]

When the horse you let inside was better the idiot we have now by miles.

[@sunny9439]

“I don’t remember that in Hamilton” *wheeze*

[@wogdog985]

Itzel T _SAME_

[@gemyellow]

I'm just an asian who understand the language but not the references. I don't get it :(

[@thatsroughbuddy4712]

GemYellow There's a musical called Hamilton about Alexander Hamilton's life and the American Revolution

[@musclemanmyles3665]

*I do*

[@musclemanmyles3665]

*because I was there*

[@noellerutledge8789]

"There shouldn't be a horse in the hospital" *_"We're well past that"_*

[@taltzi]

update: the horse has been asked multipule times to leave the hospital, but the horse girls are sworming the hospital in a desperate attempt to keep the horse in the hospital

[@kaileyanne4839]

STOP THIS MAKING LAUGH AHAHA

[@pantrovert-x8921]

THE HORSE GIRLS AAHHH😭

[@kristinehatkinson7323]

Horse flies?

[@taltzi]

@@kristinehatkinson7323 good response

[@A_Classy_Phoenix]

this entire comment section is comedy gold

[@manifestedbeauty]

They opened the door for the horse again.

[@heatherramirez6141]

I can’t believe it. The hospital is still damaged from the first time the horse got in there and now we’re coming back for Round 2.

[@natturner534]

The brilliance of the bit is he doesn’t say “Trump” even once

[@FreakieFan]

I agree

[@andrewnewman9563]

And you know who the hippo and horse catcher are. Political satire at its best.

[@oya6870]

It is just about the most elegantly written bit you could possibly find, and it's about such a tacky and classless man. Amazing.

[@rosericorico4980]

Its like he doesn't even have to specify. We just know 😂😂

[@Structureel]

That makes it timeless. If Mike Pence or Ted Cruz ever ascend the throne, it will still be applicable.

[@Larsbiscuit29]

NEWS UPDATE: the horse has been caught, but the hospital is talking about bringing the horse *back* into the hospital

[@ruwaydaphillips9426]

😂

[@Sohnich]

Correction: The horse has been caught but horseback riders fight to keep him in the hospital

[@rajeshsrajeshs]

The hospital doesn't want the horse there.

[@Sohnich]

@@rajeshsrajeshs We're well passed that!

[@lyndseyf4408]

Update: the EMS just sent the horse back into the hospital, and are trying to convince everyone that, perhaps, the horse should be hired as a doctor. Everyone is very pissed off.

[@Aybeece]

BREAKING NEWS: The horse has been loose in the hospital for so long that now he thinks that he’s a doctor.

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

He's telling his followers in the psych ward that sunlight and disinfectant can cure sickness.

[@Apples765]

True

[@MeggMallory]

I just laughed outloud, for real 😂😂

[@cd8467]

the horse is now actively killing people in surgeries and saying it’s okay because when they said “please be less reckless with your surgeries so we won’t all die” he took it as a hate symbol. tbh kinda feels wrong to even use the analogies at this point

[@allieevans7520]

And he’s just replacing all the real shots with bleach

[@Tonyhouse1168]

The horse only wants to be in the hospital so he doesn’t go to jail.

[@julianseb6447]

update: the horse is getting angy cause we're finally removing him form the hospital, he is now sueing the hospital update 2: some how, palpatine. oh shit mb so somehow, the horse has re entered the hospital after over half the people of the town decided to put him back in there and he's back with a vengeance

[@xaviermerson7594]

But the main point is the surgeons have removed the horse from the hospital

[@grayforester]

He fired another horse catcher today.

[@julianseb6447]

@@grayforester god damn this horse isn't fucking around huh

[@Alexander-vg5qf]

@@julianseb6447 Correction: this horse isn't horsing around

[@aaliyahyasmin3158]

I read this while the ad was playing and I was so mf confused

[@ProfessorMetalhead1]

Update: The Horse has left the hospital. Doctors are changing the locks.

[@Annemoontje]

I repeat THE HORSE HAS LEFT THE HOSPITAL.... close the f*ing doors

[@TwoKrazyKats]

Nothing like locking the hospital doors after the horse has been....evicted.

[@honeymoonriver6050]

@@Annemoontje put it on lockdown. Turn off the lights and pretend no one is here.

[@kosif]

Thank fucking god.

[@nickcervenka8756]

Eh, there are a few on the medical board that want to leave a door unlocked.

[@emirinobambino]

I love how John Mulaney doesn't need to use profanity to tell jokes, and oftentimes doesn't, but in this bit he drops that charade.

[@mircat28]

Normal people cuss. It's real life.

[@ghostderazgriz]

He uses profanity when it fits. He's usually quite articulate.

[@geoffreyokrongly916]

I think the scarcity of cussing is what makes it so funny when he does. It adds that extra zing to it.

[@birdflox1337]

He reserves the cussing for when he wants to articulate that something extreme is going on

[@OscarThompson10]

im confused, is this thread made up of children and/or catholics?

[@crescentedwards851]

I love the comment section keeping us up to date with the horse's actions

[@Catherinzsl]

The comment section is still active and tracking the horse's return.

[@AgentLayla526]

The horse is now suing the hospital for replacing the horse with an actual surgeon now.

[@VolkovLOL]

the surgeon might die in an operation in a year or so.

[@arandomstartreknerd7261]

The surgeon is so damn old and senile he's gonna screw up like 12 operations and then die.

[@BigYosh]

The surgeon can’t remember why he walked into the kitchen.

[@birdflox1337]

He's less of a surgeon and more like a goat. He probably won't do much, but there were probably much better alternatives.

[@aldamakazumi]

Owww look at all those sore horse's balls lickers, like if the horse were not senile, at least the surgeon IS a surgeon.

[@TomDeLaCruz]

This guy has been teleported from 1929

[@heehoopenut]

Nah he's just immortal

[@ameliarufus1056]

Legit 😂

[@MissAmesha]

Seriously though

[@lauranaomi9000]

Like the Weeping Angels but in reverse

[@yuufeternal5837]

That's his schtick, and it's brilliant.

[@mymindisaninkblot9408]

John Mulaney: "I think eventually everything's gonna be okay." 2020: "Ohoho, fun times up ahead."

[@אסףשני-ר4ז]

Too true. Well, good thing is now it's going to be ok.

[@screwyootube1]

@@אסףשני-ר4ז #jinx!

[@joemomma3648]

Don't worry it's 2021 now. It's going to get *much* worse.

[@mymindisaninkblot9408]

I guess you could say.... 2020 Won :D I'll show myself out.

[@whatspoppin178]

*2021

[@fibsh546]

This HAS to be one of the greatest bits of comedy I've ever heard.

[@JohnfuckingColtrane]

that’s a shame for you

[@prophetslost29]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why John Mulaney is the best comedian out there right now.

[@danialdunson]

Hes great....buttttt he needs to write more specials....need mulaney in my life

[@crowley2158]

No, Anthony Jeselnik

[@zanethurman6330]

Dave Chappelle, 100%

[@deutschlanddan]

Nick DiPaulo!

[@pt7592]

He's too bland, and his TV show was absolutely terrible I don't want a comedian that wants to be Seinfeld I want a fresh look on life

[@TheMoonShining]

why do people even try to be funny anymore when the simple truth is that no one is ever gonna top this bit

[@Dwemerologist]

What we find funny is subjective, so your statement is void. Funny bit, but not the funniest bit to ever exist.

[@Norp-i7m]

I know, right? John Mulaney is ruining other comedians for me.

[@zachhenslee6925]

@@Dwemerologist Dave Chappelle is funnier

[@kllcmd8980]

@@zachhenslee6925 are you fucking serious

[@theultimatebro9278]

Shut up Jesus

[@stackn9]

"there shouldn't be a horse in the hospital" "oH We'Re WeLL pAsT ThAT"

[@trew3535]

Kinda sad that 4 years later the horse is back in the hospital, but this time he already told us in advance that he's headed to the incubators

[@TheLionMermaid]

Update: the horse is gone! I repeat: THE HORSE IS GONE!

[@culinarycomedys1823]

But Covids the new horse

[@lavans5721]

@@culinarycomedys1823 Covid is a feral racoon that has rummaged the whole world

[@dmittleman9757]

yeah, a snake scared it off

[@aduckwithayoutubechannel]

@@dmittleman9757 good thing the snake is a trained medical professional.

[@aduckwithayoutubechannel]

UPDATE UPDATE: MORE HORSES STORMED THE HOSPITAL AND TRIED TO GET THE FIRST HORSE BACK IN!

[@localmenace3043]

2019: _(cry-laughing)_ 2020: _(cry-laughing harder)_

[@courtney-ray]

Mid 2020: (just crying now 😭)

[@lenkacfk7155]

How do you feel now, in mid-June? 🙈

[@mikotosataka3565]

*2020, start of July:* h. Help

[@Ameute]

How did he predicted this?

[@lenkacfk7155]

The horse just announced that it wants to postpone the election - I think it's here to stay...

[@wogdog985]

“i don’t remember _that_ in Hamilton!” that killed me

[@spongeintheshoe]

Note how it wasn't a regular citizen who said "I have the honor to be your obedient servant."

[@adamtparrish]

If I had a nickle for every time a HORSE was LOOSE IN A HOSPITAL, I'd have TWO nickles. Which isn't alot but its weird that it happened twice right?

[@anti_fragile]

The way he goes "I didn't know he knew how to do that" and "If you even fffucking look at the hospital-" fucking murdered me

[@russel3648]

John throwing shade for 4 minutes straight

[@donaldchesser157]

More like a total eclipse

[@Jemppu]

And so smoothly the horse wouldn't catch any of it.

[@ninacarmichael3074]

newest update on the horse: the horse now thinks he is a medical professional because he has been in the hospital for so long and is telling the whole country to inject themselves with disinfectant

[@ipod8927]

Dang that was harsh But imma inject myself

[@jonathanredacted3245]

@Yo Ma no, it's not our fault that Trump keeps doing the political and scientific equivalent of shitting himself on live tv

And you're an expert how?

[@jonathanredacted3245]

@ you don't have to be a expert to realize that injecting a substance devised to kill biological life forms into your body is a bad idea

[@ninacarmichael3074]

I spamsalot when did i ever say i was?

[@fey0217]

THE HORSE HAS A MUGSHOT NOW

[@DaxiaOsa]

Ace attorney fan spotted ‼️⁉️

[@TwigCommenter]

Hi fellow ace attorney fan

[@DaxiaOsa]

@@TwigCommenter Heyo !!

[@gabbithealicorn7327]

ACE ATTORNEY FAN ON A JOHN MULANEY VIDEO?! MY PEOPLE

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

Must be BoJack Horseman!

[@christyh.2077]

Update on the horse: his rally full of other horses got ruined by geese on tiktok and now the horse wants to ban tiktok

[@piffny6666]

The one thing I like about the HORSE!😁😄

[@spongeintheshoe]

It's such a gas, maybe I'll take your socks If I act fast, you'll see me on Tiktok

[@Unknown-tl5ts]

TikTok is fcking great hehe

[@jacktheiss4085]

Pippy Barrow lmao I relate

[@pathogen7056]

Update: the horse banned tiktok

[@averyware3535]

Me: “There should not be a horse in the hospital!” My mom: “Oh we’re well past that!”

[@mrniusi11]

Shouldn't be a bunch of dumb, baby, communist Democrats either.

[@bensdreamatorium8315]

Mr. Niu Si WOW. We’re just gonna go right there?

[@libbywalsh7725]

@@mrniusi11 that took a turn

[@MrDemonWorm]

@@mrniusi11 Okay, Senator McCarthy.

[@IrvingIV]

@@infinityseed Misclick, or an evaporated conversation?

[@Noxshade]

BREAKING NEWS: The Horse is now literally in the hospital.

[@sage9039]

LMAO YES!

[@thekingofcucumbers4059]

Jesus christ has it been a fucking month since that happened already!?

[@JackedHabits]

@@thekingofcucumbers4059 We fucking know....WHY IS HE STILL ALIVE?!?!

[@meganh8100]

the horse is now out of the hospital and is not coming back

[@alexkilgour1328]

@@meganh8100 the horse has been ordered out of the hospital but has barricaded itself into the basement and is throwing a tantrum, refusing to go.

[@LagFlicks]

and now they’ve seen what the horse in the hospital is like, and they had a chance to hire a doctor, and they chose the god damn horse again

[@tootsleeve9960]

Update: the horse is currently burning down the hospital

[@yobogoya4367]

Well played December 37th, 2020...well played.

[@carr0tkake]

@@flysoup3607 the horse has been campaigning for months to rile crazy lunatics up and an hour before the riot called on them to go to the capitol.

[@yobogoya4367]

@@flysoup3607 Dude shut the fuck up haha, i can smell your sad desperation from here.

[@yobogoya4367]

@@flysoup3607 no it's not cupcake

[@honeymoonriver6050]

All types of other horses storm the hospital to help him out

[@raisedhippylivingpunk8058]

THIS JUST IN: board of reviewers to decide if Horse was really as bad as we thought UPDATE: board found out to be entirely composed of horses

[@mollymccoy1634]

I love this comment.

[@alevensalor]

That is completely brilliant. This might be the best comment I have read in this, the ultimate year of the hospital-horse.

[@mollymccoy1634]

@Anthony L same haha

[@alevensalor]

@@whatsacone the anti-horsitism, I think you mean.

[@raisedhippylivingpunk8058]

@@whatsacone can you please explain where i was anti-semetic? so i can know for next time?

[@snowcloud8]

I'd love to see John's face when he hears that therapy horses and ponies have visited patients in hospitals.

[@macelicious7812]

I remember a therapy pony that visited my dad in hospice. The major difference is that one had a handler and was not loose.

[@o76923]

Not quite the same as a horse being loose though.

[@msconstruded]

But are they loose though???

[@carolannelady9271]

Omg stfu i dont make a habit of tellling strangers to f**k off. But f**k off. Jesus christ.

[@JustJesstheMess]

Yeah that's an irrelevant comment

[@GachaLifeGirl]

We talked about all the damage the horse did, and right as the hospital recovered, the same people who let the horse in the first time reopened the doors. The horse is back in the hospital!

[@GodofFarms]

This is the same joke he did 2 years ago on the late show with Steven Colbert. And 2 years later this is still very relevant.

[@britgrl26]

I'm relatively sure that interview was to promote this special (which has been out for a couple years now)

[@KamasamaK]

@@britgrl26 It was actually about a year before this special, but he was already working on material for it.

[@comanchio1976]

Well of course it's still relevant! And it will be until the horse either leaves or wrecks the hospital...then leaves :/

[@marisacastaneda3854]

LOLLL ikr

[@yumeiyoani2836]

Stephen

[@sophiewang6583]

u guys,,, the horse,,, the horse is literally in the hospital now.

[@Kio_yt6070]

:O

[@amymariedevries2]

Not for long!

[@souradeepbarua2647]

The horse is being a cry-baby and doesn't want to leave the hospital

[@jazz_daddy251]

When will someone just shoot the horse and drag it out, it’s just one horse causing so much panic

[@ealuza3309]

@@jazz_daddy251 yeah! It's like don't we have horse snipers or sum in america!?

[@DrRippenShitten]

@@ealuza3309 America only shoots the good horses ... The bad horses are left alive because they are perfect puppets

[@ealuza3309]

@@DrRippenShitten true dat!

[@spunchbop5081]

💀💀💀 this comment a random stranger made over a month ago just made my day

[@SheetTalkPod]

“I have fired the horse catcher” gets me every time lol

[@sapphothorne6645]

Update: the horse somehow ended up in the postal office and now is trashing important sorting equipment and stealing mailboxes

[@serenazhang4832]

and encouraging others to do the same

[@tunasalad9693]

Because if the hospital let's the post office run more people will complain through mail and the horse will get kicked out of the hospital.

[@darceyevans3461]

The irony is the horse is probably not even smart enough to realise this is him

[@wardedthorn6523]

Honestly, I don't think he's as braindead as he pretends to be, it's just a lot easier to cater to the lowest common denominator.

[@HeatherB..]

🤣🤣🤣🤣truth

[@BurrytheBee]

Bruh This comment is amazing

[@jacktheiss4085]

Warded Thorn I would like to believe no one is actually THAT brain dead lmao but unfortunately I think he is

[@lady_raineidv9297]

@@wardedthorn6523 I'd like to think that too, but I just saw an interview with his supporters about space force and it was _the most absolute dumb thing_ I have ever seen. So I won't really be surprised if he is too, I mean, they're his followers 😭

[@annav2780]

Glad to know I’m not the only one who returns to this video everytime the horse does something insane

[@Vihara2]

what did he ever do that was insane? most of his decisions were simple common sense, assuming the person making the decision wasn't a partisan hack peddling dodgy ideologies, a bleeding heart sucker, or a helpless puppet to shady foreign powers or massive megacorporations wanting extra regulation to suppress competition, or trade deals to make massive profits via offshoring production.

[@lpsfran188]

@@Vihara2 Well you’re really gone from reality aren’t ya?

[@kaitlyn5324]

@@Vihara2 Wow. Talk about being disconnected from reality.

[@bobbybluehue]

@@Vihara2 the funniest part about your delusional comment is that everything from the words “helpless puppet” on literally describes the horse to a T

[@ripleymanny3388]

@@Vihara2 collude, obstruct Justice, tell people to inject bleach, insurrection touching on a terrorism event... just a few.

[@dr-amethyst-77]

THEY LET THE GODDAMN HORSE BACK IN THE HOSPITAL! WITH 34 FELONIES TO HIS NAME!

[@MaeV808]

This hospital analogy has never been more relevant 😬

[@musclemanmyles3665]

Well this aged very well

[@lukefloor]

Bruh just because it has a hospital doesnt mean it's relevant to the coronavirus

[@musclemanmyles3665]

@@lukefloor no I'm saying the video aged well

[@evster7flick]

Aged even better

[@manicmax7909]

Now it’s more relevant

[@justaninnocentpomegranate3702]

Update: The horse has been voted out of the hospital and is now trying to accuse the hospital of fraud

[@jacksaliba1455]

I love how this is a sentence that I understand. What a world

[@theshadow9360]

Malpractice

[@MissAmesha]

No one: Absolutely no one: Horse: I hAvE FiREd tHe hORse cAtCheR

[@maxnunley9212]

Love Always r/uselessnobody

[@MissAmesha]

@@maxnunley9212 I'm sorry. What?

[@samami1921]

Max Nunley r/ihavereddit

[@voxane]

r/uselessnobody

[@DeathKnight5608]

@Max Nunley r/i-love-citing-reddit-to-be-a-pompous-asshole-to-people-on-the-internet-because-im-fucking-dirt

[@mmts96]

Updated news: the patients of the hospital have been protesting peacefully because the doctors have been treating some patients better than the others. In response the horse turned the lights of the hospital off and hid in the basement.

[@katbowen4800]

Oh shit

[@DevilGeneImbued]

The horse was then barred in the basement and he was *pissed*. So he neighed endlessly for the next few weeks. The horse is STILL in the hospital

[@mmts96]

Matthew Murdock there has also been news that the horse had his horsemen hold and push the protesting patients around not caring if they got injured; actually preferring so, as he went and took a picture in front of the hospital holding a medical certificate upside down.

[@DevilGeneImbued]

Marwa Ali it wasn’t even his medical certificate, just A medical certificate. And when the patients were mad hE WONDERED WHY.

[@Golf_hater]

Another update: The horses cult has now started causing mas stupidity

[@bensdreamatorium8315]

“Some people are like, ‘There shouldn’t be a horse in the hospital!’ And I’m like, ‘We’re well past that!’” That part never fails to crack me up. I’ve had that same conversation with my grandmother every day since November of 2016. (Edit: 9/8/2019) Holy shit, 845 likes? This isn’t even that clever of a comment! (Edit: 11/17/20) Okay, the horse will soon be out of the hospital, and this has 1,900 LIKES NOW! Thanks, guys!

[@lowdownpapaya7292]

Ben’s Dreamatorium sounds like a pathetic life you have

[@bensdreamatorium8315]

Young Boat Oh no, my life’s actually quite interesting, thank you. How’s yours?

[@Nokomomo22]

@@bensdreamatorium8315 you're my favorite person now. I wish nothing but the best for you. Never change.

[@bensdreamatorium8315]

Nokomomo 22 ...I can’t guarantee that, but thank you!

[@bensdreamatorium8315]

somekindofmonster7 Well, it’s my grandmother that starts it. You don’t know her, but she is the epitome of a gender WARRIOR. She is a crazy, hardcore feminist and she refuses to acknowledge that Trump is even HUMAN. The funny thing is, I love her. Everyone in my family loves her. But she can still be weird, feminist or not.

[@emily-ly4te]

BREAKING NEWS: The horse has been caught, but he refuses to believe he's been caught so he plans to set up a legal case on why him getting caught wasn't fair.

[@spunchbop5081]

💀💀comments like this are sending me

[@calypso5677]

I know exactly what you're talking about my dude

[@quietbirde1977]

hahahahaha

[@lisad6542]

This is aging too well

[@GaySatanicClowns]

Well that aged well.

[@SkylarNallick]

The horse has been invited back to the hospital.

[@vhalrougelarfouxe]

Funnily enough, I am a nurse and last week we had 3 goats in our ward. One was pregnant and we hilariously joked that we were going to have an OB patient.

[@Velo-vl3qj]

Why were there goats in the hospital?

[@beberivera7011]

Oh please I want to know too: why were there goats in your hospital?!😯

[@vhalrougelarfouxe]

Well... our hospital is near the local farm. Like, its behind and beside us. So one day, the goats snuck on the emergency exit at the back and went up the ramp and found themselves in our ward.

[@ladysybylgrey]

@@vhalrougelarfouxe 🤣🤣

[@sarina76667]

Vhalrouge Larfouxe little did you know, they’re actually major donors and were taking a tour their wing

[@MissSallyB1]

"And all of a sudden we're asking, is the horse really going to just leave the hospital? And everyone's yelling 'what are you talking about? Of course the horse isn't leaving the hospital, there's no way that horse is ever coming out of there!' And the horse is holding the door closed all like, 'this is all fine, I'm holding the hospital door shut with my hooves, I have the best hooves, beautiful, very strong,' and that's when the Secret Service show up with a tranquilizer rifle and we're just here saying- you had that thing all along?"

[@amberscoutstarwatcher]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jackadams3878]

Take my upvote and begone, madam.

[@naomilamont3277]

Future generations, I don't think it's possible to explain how relatable this feels.

[@naomilamont3277]

@leila lalala The horse just tweeted about cancelling a meeting with a different group of hippopotamus's. Ok, ok, ok, ok.

[@wogdog985]

in the future i think things are gonna be even MORE crazy to be honest

[@dvdcbb]

@Yo Ma i think they mean there is so ,much bad stuff happening and the horse is making it a little worse

[@lisefrazier5984]

4th of July 2024. The horse just got a free pass to do whatever he wants.

[@karmasauce2323]

The genius behind this analogy cannot be overstated. This will forever stay with me as the best way to describe Trump's term as President.

[@angru_arches]

Oh the beautiful incredulous Left-wing consensus of Show Bizz...but the bit is funny.

[@cosmicglowsticks]

@@angru_arches Nah this is 100% accurate, remember the man tried to edit the path of a hurricane with a marker

[@Tortilla.Reform]

@@cosmicglowsticks He also suggested that we nuke a hurricane 😂

[@Tortilla.Reform]

@@angru_arches Better than the right wing consensus of the corporate world

[@angru_arches]

@@Tortilla.Reform Corporate consensus like the giants of Big Tech (KZbin, Twitter, Facebook, Tik Tok) demonetizing and shadow-banning conservatives,..and Nike, Bud Light, Apple, etc, all vouching so hard for the Left and the TransMovement (standing in solidarity with child mutilation and castration)...or do you mean the White House which wouldn't condemn the trans terrorist for killing Christian children and staff when she targeted a religious institution, and instead of bemoaning the massacre Biden says that he stands with the trans community,...or Hollywood, or the mainstream media, or the Universities...please, help me out here with the resounding consensus on corporate support for the right-wing sir or miss, or [insert pronoun here]....

[@TheRavenfish9]

The day has arrived. The horse is indeed in the hospital.

[@sarasteinberg2905]

I would classify his performance speaking style as Friendly Sarcasm.

[@mircat28]

Whatever. He's just fucking hilarious in my book..

[@SavageGreywolf]

Well the horse is back in the hospital, and the bad news is that he's been in a hospital before now, and now we have a pretty good idea of what he's going to do in the hospital. Last time the horse attacked doctors trying to help people, and somehow made the hospital the outbreak center of the gigaflu.

[@Arcananine77]

To be fair: the horse decided it'd be prudent to not let anyone into the hospital for a while and he got flak for it from some people (i.e. Democrats).

[@lundylow]

There's so many things John Mulaney does so well, and I'm not surprised at all he's as popular and well-liked as he is. But one thing that just dawned on me, I think there's something kind of nostalgic about his voice. Like from the 1920s. Auctioneers, radio announcers talking about the zeppelin races, that "accent" in our minds. He sounds like he is occasionally possessed by a charmingly old-fashioned manner of speaking, while he is talking about very current things, and he bridges the gap of what's upsetting about today by speaking about it like a broadcaster talking about the Adventures of the Green Hornet. It's perfect.

[@DrRippenShitten]

Update: the horse has been removed but not without him calling on his Shetland pony friends to stampede the operating theatre in the hospital

[@reithehunter]

The horse is also banned from Neopets

[@DrRippenShitten]

@@reithehunter I am fucking crying 😂🤣😂

[@ischristinaok]

@@reithehunter this is my favorite comment ever

[@JoanneFriedman]

As a horse farm owner, I approve this message! The last thing I'd want in a hospital is my big, crazy Paint with the mini in tow. They both need to be sedated and removed.

[@DrRippenShitten]

@@שחראטדגי-ד4ו that was such a bad joke.... But I love it 😂

[@ProfessorMetalhead1]

Update: The horse has been hit with a tranquilizer dart and is now running frantically through the hospital. Doctors are trying to limit the collateral damage as it takes approximately 74 days for the drug to take effect, at which point they’ll remove him from the hospital and send him to roam a golf course in Florida. 😄

[@marquis911]

That's what they're telling the horse. He's actually going straight to the glue factory.

[@ProfessorMetalhead1]

He’s only roaming the golf course until doctors are able to send the glue factory the bill for damages to the hospital. 😉

[@dabdabthethird2410]

@@marquis911 THE GLUE FACTORY 💀💀💀 JAIL

[@marquis911]

@@dabdabthethird2410 No, it's not a metaphor. I actually want to turn him into glue.

[@dabdabthethird2410]

@@marquis911 mood

[@TheAceOverKings]

Man. Now we know what the horse is gonna do, and we put him back in there anyway.

[@michelleitkin6965]

Is it sad that I can recite every word of this bit using the exact inflections and hand gestures because I’m that obsessed with this clip. Yes. Yes it is. Will I stop reciting it at random, uncalled for moments? Nope.

[@Nomadistar]

There are those among us that must weather this storm & carry our candles and lighters held high! Carry on! It's not just for posterity! Everything depends on it! If this isn't now or never, then I don't know what would be! Let alone, IS. (@Trump, Q & whomever else...NOW, might NOT be too late to show the rescued children & unsealed indictments with arrests and/or Military Tribunals, etc)...This polarization is unsustainable! Gonna have to make America great, before you can make it great again! Obviously.

[@IloveyouLenaKatina]

@@Nomadistar How does your reply have ANYthing to do with the comment?!

[@IloveyouLenaKatina]

I didn't give you a thumbs up because I don't think its sad that you can recite this masterpiece; and the world could be a better place from your repeating it whenever, wherever. I mean, we can hope. :D

[@incompleteriver770]

Same except for Delta Airlines

[@Nomadistar]

@@IloveyouLenaKatina Because the horse is lose in the hospital. :P

[@Dr.HannibalLecterVIII]

I need more John Mulaney on Netflix...I've watched the same 2-3 specials like 5 times. Holy shit, this is the most likes I've ever gotten.😂 Edit: this comment has now gotten out-liked

[@NerdyMusicChef]

Elizabeth Esposito I think he’s been touring, so wouldn’t be surprised to see a new one soon.

[@mistercath]

He's easily in my top 3 of comedians

[@nunyabiznes5489]

He was a writer for snl, too. You can tell which skits were his, because they're actually funny.

[@britgrl26]

He's one of the few I'll turn on all the time

[@mistercath]

@@britgrl26 I got to see him open for Reggie Watts at Bonnaroo one year. It was his New In Town material and he crushed.

[@user-eu8kr5ub5m]

Jesus Christ just when we thought the horse was gonna leave he invited all of his horse friends to run through the local college

[@IckyNeko]

When they confirmed he lost in 2020, John tweeted a pic of a drawing of a horse running away, "And stay out!"

[@Sawyer_Krall]

He will not in fact stay out

[@IckyNeko]

@@Sawyer_Krall Stubborn fucking horse.

[@pinecone3054]

@@Sawyer_Krallthat’s what you think

[@CGoalFC33]

The horse got his ear shot off

[@allyrose6437]

Not unless you do something about it We all need to actually get tf up and do something about it. If everyone voted, blue would be the majority. ​@@Sawyer_Krall

[@totalishnc]

"and then for a second we were like maybe the horse catcher will catch the horse, and then horse is like 'I have fired the horse catcher" LOL!!

[@PrimRooks]

Update: The horse is now pretty sure that a majority of people want him out of the hospital, so he’s kicking his hooves into every mailbox he can find.

[@keeratkahlon9035]

The horse is out of the hospital people!! I repeat the horse is out of the hospital!!!

[@PhantomPinetree]

UPDATE: There’s a possibility that the horse may be leaving the hospital but we’re really not sure because we’re still counting how many people want the horse to stay and how many people want the horse to go 2ND UPDATE: The horse is officially leaving the hospital >:)

[@T1ffan1]

the horse will leave the hospital!

[@Lab-Gr0wn-Lambs]

THE HORSE HAS LEFT THE HOSPITAL. I REPEAT THE HORSE H-

[@NerdySweets3]

john mulaney actually tweeted a picture of a horse like walking away and it just said “...and stay out!”

[@PhantomPinetree]

@@NerdySweets3 BAHAHA YES ALSO YAY THE HORSE ISN’T IN THE HOSPITAL ANYMORE >:))

[@NerdySweets3]

@@PhantomPinetree wooooo!!!!!

[@chickychick4925]

The horse is seeking revenge once more, he’s trying to get back in the hospital

[@ReeceSwalwell]

The horse has convinced half of the patients to try and kidnap the doctors

[@retrozip]

"He's just as confused as you are" Perfect

[@tiapavo]

Update: the horse let many of his horse friends into the hospital. the horse later denied doing so despite evidence of him opening the doors for the other horses.

[@SEGASister]

Some of the hospital staff also let the horses in, some even taking selfies with the horses.

[@td7226]

This is your whole personality, isn’t it?

[@CABRALFAN27]

@@td7226 I was unaware you could tell someone's entire personality just from them making a single joke in a KZbin comment section on a comedy video.

[@td7226]

@@CABRALFAN27 the more you know

[@Sewblon]

The Horse sent his horse friends to the hospital. It was the hospital staff who let them in.

[@SavageGreywolf]

Update: the horse still won't shut the hell up, even though he's been out of the hospital for a year, and he keeps trying to scam his way back into the hospital

[@rachelblack894]

Update: The horse has officially left the hospital.

[@jev8665]

And a ram has entered

[@robertaclark6079]

But the horse keeps saying he's still in the hospital, and those who say he's gone stole his bed in the hospital.