John Pinette - I dont do ups [Full Version]

John Pinette - I dont do ups.
John Pinette - "I Say Nay Nay" 2004.

[@tonyhughes110]

"Ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I OBEY the law." Genuinely one of the wittiest, well-delivered lines of comedy you will see at any point in human history. Damn he was great.

[@AA1319A]

it's not that funny. this is such lame humour. grade 3 kids would find it funny. if you think this is good comedy i genuinely feel bad for you

[@GeorgeWitman]

​@@AA1319AI genuinely feel sorry for everyone who's around you. He's talking about his struggles with his life.

[@user-wd7ex4gr6b]

​@@AA1319A: You appear to have zero sense of humor! I agree with GeorgeWitman!

[@reedamanda814]

Breaks my heart that he's gone. This is my favorite comedy clip of all time. He was such a funny guy.

[@rogertycholiz2218]

I really liked him. Clean, no profanity & filth. He weighed up to 450lbs. at one time and lost a lot of pounds. Ironic that when he lost all those pounds shortly after that he lost his life. Really Sad.

[@cassandramitch8793]

Rip John. You were the best👍💯

[@beckysisterinchrist4151]

Cassandra Mitch ... oh my! What did he die from may I ask? Thank you

[@kIDNEYKid-xt9uc]

@@beckysisterinchrist4151 pulmonary embolism while he was staying at a hotel for a family reunion.

[@triclopsgamer5934]

I was having such a good time until I read this comment.

[@blackbird252]

I don't do ups. Ups defy gravity. Gravity's a law. And I obey the law!

[@mr.nugget3863]

Hahaha

[@ReneeandJimmyG]

Blackbird25 dont you miss him?

[@lennysolomon265]

He was the funniest ever!

[@annabellebutts7030]

Lmao me in gym

[@paulbethel9813]

I say nay-nay!

[@visitjessiechan]

a nurse just told me today that I should start exercising and once I start I'd get addicted to it... I seriously told her "I'm pretty sure I could quit whenever I wanted" LOL

[@magnetsoldiercephas331]

Lol 😂

[@thomascollette1479]

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[@robertdisabato7133]

Hysterical... “if I do 45 min and live I am gonna have ravioli and a nap”.... I cried

[@june7rose]

He's my favorite comedian. I love that he pokes fun at his own journey. Most comedians get laughs by making fun of others, not themselves. I also love that he's absolutely hilarious without every other word being mother-this and f-ing that.

[@rosehathaway3490]

I totally agree with you

[@auntielisalisabopeepsa]

I discovered him after he passed away 😞 when I’m sad I listen to his comedy videos. I crack up when he says “get outta the line” 😂😂😂 RIP John Pinette 🌹

[@ZakH644]

God he had such a warm smile, we really lost a truly great human being. He never had to use shock humour or insult comedy to be hilarious. RIP John Pinette 😔

[@steveleeart]

He definitely used insults directed at himself!

[@deboraduke]

You are so right about his smile. Every time he smiles it makes me smile, even tho I'm laughing hysterically already. I did not discover him, like some, until he had passed and that really made me feel so sad to know, that I'll never get to see him in person, like I was contemplating before I knew he was gone. You are loved John and your smile will always be the first thing I see when I think of you.

[@timothyyoung9626]

"I have such a long road ahead of me" You sure did John. RIP

[@charlesyateschalfant]

One of the greatest comedians of our time. He rarely swears and just relies on good clean humour with a good story.

[@michaelmitchel3471]

He's the everyman comedian

[@anarchistatheist1917]

I was a fan of this man since 2004. I first seen him in the finale episode of Seinfeld, and later in the punisher. He was a very entertaining and funny man. It is a tragedy that he died at only 50. Rest in peace the late great Mr. John Pinette.

[@AnneTheWriter]

Oh, Nay, Nay! Tell me it isn't so! A hilarious comedian who, unlike so many in the industry these days, did not simply rely on profanity in order to make us laugh. I can't even see "Cake Boss" on the TV program listing without thinking of him ("I did not know.. you could arbitrarily declare yourself the boss of a food... I am now the boss of ham.") I look forward to hearing his jokes about life-- and the food-- in heaven.

[@paradox1554]

I think we all are looking forward to that

[@catswalkjpgr]

My all time favorite comedian and he has been since the late 80s when I first saw him. Rest In Peace. We love you John.

[@bigwillietheb]

first time i ever saw John Pinette he was on an episode of ALF

[@SLYSPYHIWAY90]

Such a natural talent and a real funny man , he made you laugh without vulgarity and that's rare today

[@bigwillietheb]

I've a few times he got a little raw but not much

[@mwalsh1505]

RIP John, thanks for the laughter.

[@debrabolton9372]

John Pinette was a gifted comedian. He had so much talent. So sad that he passed away.

[@tamibulik6774]

Thank you for the laughs withought the profanity~~prayers to your family~~RIP John

[@brainsironically]

What a ripoff. He did all that work, lost a ton of weight, and *then* his heart goes. Such a great guy. Damn shame. Damn shame.

[@thomasackerly7732]

Brains Ironically fuck up Best comedian ever.

[@bobjoe7682]

mia khalifa

[@shadogen]

It wasn't his heart.. it was his pancreas..but yeah. f

[@Nomadistar]

yeah, all that health shyte was pushed on him & his body said nope. :(

[@MetalHeadbanger7]

He actually had his fat surgically removed (guess he wasn't losing weight fast enough, I don't know) and his body couldn't handle such radical change so it shut down. Damn shame, he was one of the few clean comedians I enjoyed.

[@MisterLobb]

His material never gets old.

[@garymcaleer6112]

He and Louis Anderson were great comics. Self-deprecating humor is the best humor. It keeps the humble spirit intact. Pompous humor is the antithesis.

[@1Kinslayer]

I love this guy, an amazing comedian without being ignorant or crude. Great comedian 10/10 a real pioneer in todays humor, the rest of the comedic world should learn from him.

[@lacosanostra20]

The greatest comedian that ever lived

[@toddcrockett5957]

Such a tragic loss. He was such a great talent. Genuine guy.

[@_Kerberos_]

I'm German and Norwegian, and I think he's fucking hilarious. His Ewok impression is pretty awesome too. "His head is as big as a manhole cover... we don't talk about it" hahahaha

[@dougglovier5425]

He died in my hometown of Pittsburgh. So very sad. He was a great comedian. So glad his talent lives on in these great videos. Just love the line "ravolis and a nap" when he is finishing up on the "horrible machine."

[@MAlatinboy]

This guy went to my current high school years ago, and I gotta say he's funny. Proud to be a fellow Lancer, John!

[@renaminginprogress6903]

I hope all is well for you in your 20's my lad. John Pinette smiles down on you as well for his Alma Mater

[@stewartstanfield2257]

When I finally got to like John Pinette's comedy he was already gone! If anyone could upload any more "full" standup shows, I'd really love to hear some more full shows.

[@budliteRedneck]

Miss him! But watching these, I still laugh…. Never forgotten

[@hmsljj]

Great, great comedian. RIP big guy. "I don't do ups. Ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I obey the law ..... "

[@95branks]

taken way to young- RIP John Pinette, you will be dearly missed..

[@Gmtail]

He was my all time favorite comedian. I finally bought comedy tickets for my friends and myself to see him at the Borgata as a Christmas present. Well, a few weeks after he died and I never got to see him 😕😕. He will be missed and was an amazing man.

[@mengoingabroad8576]

Pinette... the best comedian ever RIP

[@pandaface6264]

before there was Gabriel Iglesias, there was John Penitte

[@manufran02]

Panda Face i would of loved to have seen these those do stand up

[@stepaushi]

Except that John Pinette was basically clean.

[@bobbyforce1957]

@@stepaushi and funny too

[@theboyscout0156]

Except John is funny

[@TheSinger1004]

saw this guy twice. Love him. If you never seen a 40 year old man doubled over in pain and pounding on the table because he is in so much pain from laughing it is a site. Pinnette is the funniest guy around

[@AWalkingHat]

Gravity is a law. I obey the law. LOL!

[@jessfrankel5212]

He really was truly gifted. Pity he went so young. RIP...thanks for making us laugh--a lot.

[@jeanettecook1088]

Pure joy, just love him. Great that we have so many KZbin videos of him...a legacy for the future of fun.

[@matthewsawczyn6592]

Apparently I was the Kool-Aid man, nobody ever said anything to me! 😂

[@semsemeini7905]

Sad that he died so young. I never even knew him.

[@DragoRaRaRa]

I rememeber after a really bad break up my dad showed me his stand up and I got soooo happy after.

[@rhalld]

He is a very nice man, he shook my room mates hand and his brother's hand before the show when we saw him walking through the hallway at Zany's in St. Charles,IL.

[@baileylovesbieber]

"ups defy gravity, gravity is a law, I obey the law" *LMFAO*

[@williambbaker3458]

Omg I forgot how funny he is, he was one of the funniest comedians I ever saw, I will miss him a lot, you did your job John, RIP

[@fredmonsewicz5740]

What I like best about John Pinette he didn't have to use foul language to be funny

[@Joncerto]

"There's going to be a mushroom cloud over this gym!"

[@TheeZulu]

Truly missed. Such an incredibly funny and talented individual :(

[@johnjones5354]

It was obvious, from the big smile on his face, that he really enjoyed entertaining people. And he was a master at it.

[@MarcusBess]

R.I.P. JP - this is my favorite bit. You will be missed but your comedy will live on!

[@72napablue]

You will be missed John.. Thanks for the laughs.. R.I.P. :' (

[@darkoanton5]

A master of comedy. So sadly missed.

[@thecolaratlady]

"I went to the gym today" "Listen First, First Listen" "in feb i hired a trainer, i've had many since then", " some quit, some turned to drugs and alcohol" " 1 trainer quit the buisness and opened up a candy store seriously" " he makes the best maple walnut fudge i've ever tasted" lol lawd that dude lol

[@ellesanders1176]

My nephew and I love this. We know it by heart, recite it to each other verbatim. It's our thing.

[@MgtowRubicon]

I am sad that he is gone and I am happy that he was here when I was here.

[@quintonmccoy7111]

Definitely one of the greats. He will be missed.

[@corneliusd7963]

Such a sweet man. So deeply missed.

[@Elle80sGirl]

Gravity is a law, I obey the law. Love it!!

[@woiveee]

I can't stop!! I wanna stop but I can't stop!!! This is just freaking HILLARIOUS!!

[@sunshines1love]

R.I.P. John we miss you

[@fvnt0miix953]

I guess the only up he does and excels is stand-up comedy 😂 I’ve never found stand-up comedy that funny, I would smile, but I’ve never belly laughed. However this guy made me belly laugh in every clip I’ve watched. I’ve just discovered him a few days ago and I’m addicted. I lost it at the part where he talked about his trainers getting into drugs and alcohol or opened a candy store 😂😂😂 Very sad that he’s no longer with us. RIP John.

[@todd2k]

"Ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I obey the law!" Classic!

[@verdad8523]

John pinnette King of comedy for ever

[@laurakatecygnarowicz4821]

It's sad to see him go I'm 9 and it's really nay nay because 54 he still had a long way to go rip

[@brandoncoble6204]

he has one of the warmest smiles ive ever seen.

[@proud2bpagan]

unlike John, I'm in shape now. 'Round' is a shape!

[@stpeter2214]

This is a great comedian Unbelievable

[@imisstoronto3121]

he was, he died a few years ago. I guess the 'getting healthy' didnt work out.

[@37Dionysos]

John's gonna make the world scream with laughter and beg for mercy----forever!

[@Masterkavi]

Love this guys comedy. I wish I could see him perform...

[@modestoca25]

I love john pinette, so funny

[@Sillyzombie666]

i've lost 50lbs + in the last year and this is all i ever hear WOW YOU CAN REALLY SEE IT IN YOUR FACE

[@Hadrian44AD]

John's great. I just met him by accident today in Chicago. He's doing a soldout show tonite at Zany's comedy club. He's a very nice man.

[@Etigress]

"Oh yeah! Kool-Aids Here!" That is my new catchphrase.

[@slasherblitzx888]

"Oh nay nay" my new catchphrase

[@lofton921]

the winbago is my precious

[@sassypantz33]

This man is precious!!

[@magicawesomemukbangasmr1615]

Boogie down is exercise if you do it right. So is bending down to touch your toes. Swimming downstream (though I'm sure swimming upstream burns more calories), and of course getting down to business, if you know what I mean ;). Then there's the downward dog position in yoga and the classic put-the-fork-down dinner table maneuver, there's actually a bunch of ways for non-uppers to get in shape.

[@samuelw74]

will be miss what a legend!!!

[@kathyduby8150]

Always funny, always good. Love his delivery.

[@DonZollFL]

I don't know about you all, but that little pop at 1:42, even though it may have been unintentional, just added something to his eye twitching.

[@ajohnson153]

"Raviolis and a nap raviolis and a nap" Priceless!

[@phyrefaux7765]

He seemed to be a very down to earth guy 😂

[@mbertrand]

“Ravioli’s and a nap!” Now there’s motivation!

[@timbone65yo]

R.I.P John

[@arightscepter]

This is so brilliant.

[@McGillsTime]

i don't do ups lmao thats so funny i love this man lol

[@christinamcilwaine350]

Rest In Everlasting Peace John Pinnette never forgotten ❤comedy legend 🕯️🕊️🕊️🤍🤣

[@GLue02]

He doesn't do ups. He told them that when HE SIGNED UP. Clearly he does some ups.

[@simonwilder1994]

Ya, but he had to put some money down, so they cancel out.

[@anneahlert2997]

Simon Wilder Oh... LMAO!

[@stepaushi]

haha good one

[@stepaushi]

@@simonwilder1994 haha good one

[@HomerBart7]

RIP

[@scottwill627]

I saw Andrew Dice Clay many years ago and I thought he was the funniest comedian I had ever seen. I was wrong John Pinette could have made this world a much better place heading around rest in peace background

[@Ferocious_Imbecile]

I don't much like stand up comedians but this guy is really funny. He should have been given Jay Leno's spot on the Tonight show..

[@evenhasawatermark]

"I don't do ups, I told them that when I signed up" Apparently he did sign-ups.

[@number1metalchic]

lol we watched this in my health class today, i was laughin so hard i was cryin;D lmao haha

[@arightscepter]

The ad was two guys talking with a bag of Lay's potato chips. The one guy says, "Lay's, this brings back memories." Hehe, I'll say. Who remembers lays?

[@ExOfficerJimLahey]

raviolis and a nap! raviolis and a nap! fuckin rights

[@antoniodagostino2291]

I miss him, one of my favorites

[@johnzdrazil2140]

Awesome comedian!! Sad he's gone!!! I'll have to one day have a Beaver Tail in his honor!!

[@mikehoage5261]

so funny and clean

[@glendaw370]

I just love John ❤️

[@prototype102010]

up's defy gravity, gravity is a law, i obey the law. XDi love it

[@jochenau9164]

I love the idea of an exercise wing at Betty Ford clinic, brilliant lol

[@seeingdragons4319]

He was one of the good ones