"Christmas inflatables are like Crocs for your yard" 😂 *_IM DEAD!_*
@cassandracampbell70464 жыл бұрын
Right?????? OMG best quote ever!!!
@klubniksklubhouse24 жыл бұрын
I’m already subbed man
@jackelbae21524 жыл бұрын
YES!!!!!!!
@michaelhorner40114 жыл бұрын
My neighbors have no real christmas lights decorating the front yard.....but they have about 5 inflatables ...... I bet the husband wears Crocs :)
@jackelbae21524 жыл бұрын
@@michaelhorner4011 lol
@alichaudhry124 жыл бұрын
The Bermuda triangle of dignity... This is where it goes to disappear... lolll Love this channel
@F-mr5mj4 жыл бұрын
gotta respect him for asking for Christmas inflatables a Cracker Barrel
@katesampleseverything4 жыл бұрын
And the Cracker Barrel lady KNEW WHERE TO FIND THEM!! 🤣
@peggyrider23644 жыл бұрын
I just love how enthusiastic she was 🤣
@HungryHijinks4 жыл бұрын
I mean they have everything else!! Why not!
@billbox19164 жыл бұрын
We'll have them here on Dec 25 - ALL YOU CAN EAT!
@MichelleKMann3 жыл бұрын
And not wearing a mask
@HappyTinaHerz Жыл бұрын
The Bermuda triangle of dignity... it's where it goes to dissappear 😂😂😂
@jcrussell14484 жыл бұрын
"Not coming down 'til February the 12th, that's right, DAYTONA!!!" Priceless!
@Ciborium4 жыл бұрын
What, isn't that the traditional day to bring down Xmas decorations? That's tradition in my family.
@aHuman51114 жыл бұрын
NASCAR reference. Cool
@claireyardis48804 жыл бұрын
That's my birthday
@NatalietheDoll4 жыл бұрын
@LoonaRacing Valentine's is on the 14th! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@NatalietheDoll4 жыл бұрын
@@Ciborium What decorations go up to replace them? Inflatable RV? Checkered flags?
@theoriginalkrabbypatty4 жыл бұрын
Someone on our street has a yard full and they’re only on at night. So during the day it looks like an inflatable graveyard!
@sburris654 жыл бұрын
I have 2..I think they have an inflatable war.
@satoritendo1274 жыл бұрын
That’s pretty much my house too
@itsblus45564 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@psyduckcow89204 жыл бұрын
Dang is that mines house because have more inflatable then bouncy house
@giraffesareselfish95634 жыл бұрын
@@psyduckcow8920 huh?
@dustmopthepig4 жыл бұрын
“Kids you wanna stop by arby’s?” *no one in the car*
@louiefriesen4 жыл бұрын
That's cuz they all jumped out and ran away when they saw Arby's
@rachels5944 жыл бұрын
Got food poisoning at Arby’s back in 2008.
@louiefriesen4 жыл бұрын
@@rachels594 Oh my. I though you said *foot* poisoning.
@calebsinger80294 жыл бұрын
At least he asked his kids if they want Arby’s when I asked to go out to eat my parents said we have food at home
@pap-fr3 жыл бұрын
Ast beef sandwich is beef
@donniedoesjokes4 жыл бұрын
Where are my Christians, who still SUPPORT this HILARIOUS comic?! 🔥
@amymyers84134 жыл бұрын
Here!!
@ReginaTrans_4 жыл бұрын
🙋🏼♀️
@elizabethwhittenberg29894 жыл бұрын
I KNOW OMG like all of the others ones r hecking bad but like hes awesome and...just awesome bro
@reannas88534 жыл бұрын
Here!! Watching from🇨🇦!
@wham19844 жыл бұрын
🙋♀️
@mizelle40964 жыл бұрын
"the Bermuda triangle of dignity. this is where it goes to disappear." i am DEAD!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@itsdice44914 жыл бұрын
No one: Absolutely no one: Stranger’s bumper sticker: Spay & Neuter Liberals
@Rood674 жыл бұрын
I saw it and was jealous. Have to look for one now.
@meganparrish8074 жыл бұрын
There are regions in the US where feral cats are a problem on the local bird species so keeping your cats from breeding with them if they are outdoors or if they escape your house is good policy. As is taking feral cats in for the same treatment. Unless you want cats to eat all the cardinals, finches, and sparrows in which case you're not a very good earthly steward.
@goobgoober66634 жыл бұрын
Top kek liberals xD
@TheBaldr4 жыл бұрын
@@meganparrish807 Not just birds, but I'm also seeing chipmunks and other wildlife, once the cats were dealt with. The squirrels are little out of hand though.
@user-mw6jo7ql1c4 жыл бұрын
@@meganparrish807 what does that have to do with liberals?
@Amcsae4 жыл бұрын
My favorite was the Home Depot motto, "You can do it, we can help" followed by, "I'm pretty sure they are referring to lowering the property value in my neighborhood"! 😂😂😂
@marquittabaxter3034 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@truehawksfan87883 жыл бұрын
It got to that part as soon as I saw this😂
@ZekeDomowski4 жыл бұрын
"I'm trying to over compensate for something else!" 😂 😂
@nunya34612 жыл бұрын
Lmao “this is where it goes to disappear” 🤣🤣🤣
@kateregier77134 жыл бұрын
“You can do it, we can help.... lower the property value in my neighborhood” I’m cryinggg
@johncrist29913 жыл бұрын
Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me
@monique78854 жыл бұрын
“Crocs for your yard” perfect 👌🏾
@rinat22144 жыл бұрын
I always thought the people with Christmas inflatables were rich because they could actually afford them lol
@jojospeechy47614 жыл бұрын
Me too! Learned something new.
@kimberlyrandyfuqua10914 жыл бұрын
They buy them on end of year on clearance😉
@rinat22144 жыл бұрын
@@kimberlyrandyfuqua1091 Yeah but even on clearance, I know I could never afford those things 😂 gotta eat lol
@Ladybugseason4 жыл бұрын
Where I'm from its literally a status symbol lol. I still hate them though.
@Polarcupcheck3 жыл бұрын
@@Ladybugseason Status symbol... of the inverted kind.🙃
@Dermatillomaniac4 жыл бұрын
John B Crist - still the KING of Comedy 👑
@jennylundy64894 жыл бұрын
"This is like the Bermuda Triangle of dignity...this is where it goes to disappear"😂😂🤣
@teacherreadtous42734 жыл бұрын
That’s like the “Bermuda Triangle of dignity” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mavsgurl0614 жыл бұрын
But why did you get so southern talking about Cracker Barrel??? As a Texan that loves Cracker Barrel, I thought this whole video was pretty accurate 🤣
@frozenicequeen74 жыл бұрын
That brain freeze snowman actually shivers when you blow him up and I wanted to grab one so badly when I was at work today.
@audreywoodcock3869 Жыл бұрын
I truly enjoy this humor. When my days as a public school teacher pummel me and rake life out of my spirit this comedian can always get me to giggle about the fun side of humans. Advent is a season of hope....
@dalemarkwell11713 жыл бұрын
*I love inflatables!* I put them up every year. Of course, I live in the trees. So I have about a dozen trees decorated with lights around the area. So the inflatables aren't the only decorations that are put up. I always chuckle when I see a fellow inflatable person have them off in the daytime. Considering how weak the internal lighting is on inflatables, the daytime is when they look the best. I just leave mine on 24/7 while they're up. I even have external spot lights on them, to overcome the weak internal lighting at night. I love coming home to inflatables and lit trees. Before, when I didn't decorate, coming home in the dark on these short winter days was kinda depressing. Now, I look foreword to going home. As far as how long they stay up... I take mine down on the first Saturday after the NCAA football national championship game. By then, the sun is starting to stay up later, and I no longer need the decorations to avoid the dreariness of short winter days.
@dkdeady17 Жыл бұрын
I like how you role! Fun times! ⛄️🌟💯
@JaneWinslow3 ай бұрын
You're pretty cute!
@alexjohnson104 жыл бұрын
The accent he used just made the whole thing even more enjoyable!! 🤣🤣
@katmandu24783 жыл бұрын
No words...laughing so hard I woke my husband up (it’s around midnight)🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@katesampleseverything4 жыл бұрын
"The Bermuda Triangle of dignity." 🤣
@eml818-l3b Жыл бұрын
We have 38 inflatable s around our pool. 🤣 it’s the talk of the neighborhood.
@louiefriesen4 жыл бұрын
The dislikes are from inflatables that John overinflated and they exploded.
@caribgirl7264 жыл бұрын
Or perhaps from people who think not wearing a mask in an indoor space where they’re required is irresponsible.
@foxtrot42664 жыл бұрын
@@caribgirl726 yup
@elizabethadams60734 жыл бұрын
@@caribgirl726 yup
3 жыл бұрын
@@caribgirl726 it’s not that big of a deal
3 жыл бұрын
@@caribgirl726 jk
@rockon25034 жыл бұрын
"All I'm seeing is the 13', do you have anything bigger, ya know I'm trying to compensate for other things in my personal life".... 🤣🤣🤣
@christinakelly67944 жыл бұрын
How long have you had a hidden camera on my brother??? 😂😂 My brother just made me come with him to get Christmas inflatables yesterday........
@mikeoutler6184 жыл бұрын
I lost it on, “Gimmi a buggy!” 😆
@toribowman89604 жыл бұрын
"I found this 4 foot Christmas gnome" Box: "30-inch" I love the Home Alone references!
@YophiSmith4 жыл бұрын
I like how he completely breaks character to ask Cracker Barrel for inflatables.
@drawingdragons40974 жыл бұрын
“There’s La Quinta” Me: where’s the Denny’s?
@noahhasty63684 жыл бұрын
and the worlds largest firework shop
@harlonpeppernuts4 жыл бұрын
I just got that exact Nutcracker from Walmart THIS WEEKEND! Best $68 I've spent all year!
@johncrist29913 жыл бұрын
Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me
@stephanie4020 Жыл бұрын
This will never get old, and I will watch it every year. 🎄
@sandialdridge75994 жыл бұрын
We LOVE home alone. We've already watched it 4 times this season. Why yes, I live in the south and yes, I do own a double-wide mobile home. LOL :D
@socalcutie824 жыл бұрын
"They're crocs for your yard" 🤣😂
@JesusisLord1g4 жыл бұрын
Hey my inflatables keep the thieves away😂.
@MichelleKMann3 жыл бұрын
"It's like Crocs for your yard...." that killed me.
@johncrist29913 жыл бұрын
Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me
@southerncharmed41184 жыл бұрын
Ironic that he’s making the predictable exaggerated “southern accent “, but the only people in my neighborhood who use inflatables are the northerners that moved here to the south!
@landryheath23684 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!!!
@landryheath23684 жыл бұрын
I have a neighbor from Pennsylvania (I live In Texas) and he has at least 7.
@nicholasholden81393 жыл бұрын
damn right
@Polarcupcheck3 жыл бұрын
In Florida, it is the island latinos and blacks that put up the most.
@teacherreadtous42734 жыл бұрын
I bought 3 Christmas inflatable doggies this year for our yard at Walmart! I never realized they were thought of as the cheaper “Crocs for your yard” kind of Christmas 🎄 decoration, but makes sense. That’s such a great line!! You kill me! 😂😂😂
@runkytunkle42944 жыл бұрын
“I like my Christmas trees like I like my mobile homes” 😂😭😭😭😂🤣😂
@pjcShorts4 жыл бұрын
I like your channel, Runky Tunkle
@thealbanianlorg65424 жыл бұрын
I disagree, myself, but I love John’s passion and commitment with his stand on this topic! 😁🤣😂
@JennaLeigh4 жыл бұрын
"The Bermuda Triangle of dignity". 😂😂😂😂 I am DONE with you!😂😂
@JMarieCAlove4 жыл бұрын
John Crist, you crack me up!! 😂😉... I live in Bakersfield, CA, we’re cross between Oklahoma, Texas and Arkansas over here, Christians, Conservative and Country music and neighbors with holiday inflatable every holiday, Home Depot and Walmart down the street from my neighborhood and most of my whole family lives here in the same town, I love it! Lol
@52auggie4 жыл бұрын
The Christmas inflatables come down two days before Valentine's Day inflatables. Same at my house. Thanks John for the laughs.
@emilyford58814 жыл бұрын
he said "they're like crocs for your yard" 😂😂😂
@averybeck69014 жыл бұрын
We all have that one neighbor ... or are that one neighbor
@louiefriesen4 жыл бұрын
0:20 "Anything you can blow up [is classy]" -John Crist, 2020
@MattLeFaitMusic4 жыл бұрын
I love that John Crist IS BACK!
@snduncombe32244 жыл бұрын
This is one of your most offensive and hilarious videos EVER!!! But I notice that you stopped the exaggerated southern accent when you spoke to the Cracker Barrel employee! LOL
@zeevon94 жыл бұрын
Liking you every day 👍 ! Forgot to mention how wonderful inflatables look in the daylight turned off. Who doesn’t want their lawns covered in what looks like garbage bags! That is a holiday memory.
@johncrist29913 жыл бұрын
Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me
@SuperFarfel4 жыл бұрын
Hubby forbid me from the inflatables but that didn't stop me from buying the giant nutcracker. If only I could find a giant Chick-Fil-A cow or a giant box of strips
@Jinok763 ай бұрын
“And, That’s where we’ll go for dinner “ (He’s pointing at AWFUL HOUSE) 😅😅😅
@c.z.johnson32664 жыл бұрын
You know you're broke when you have Christmas inflatables in your yard
@joshsteiner47054 жыл бұрын
The biggest house in my town (like a $3,000,000 home) always puts up at least 15 inflatables
@chrisakane98404 жыл бұрын
How does inflatables mean your poor? I And i have jays. Not trying to be a hater. 😆 but ik im well off so??? And i like inflatables?
@c.z.johnson32664 жыл бұрын
@@chrisakane9840 Its a joke, he even said it the video
@heidiwalker71234 жыл бұрын
@Thomas Sopko I was thinking the same thing.I'm really poor I cant afford just 1 !
@danlevesque54374 жыл бұрын
He is right about the trashy way it looks if you don't have them on 24/7
@hannahspringer48794 жыл бұрын
1:01 I love how he says it is 4ft but it's not even 3ft 😂
@vanessahakeem13284 жыл бұрын
Crocs for your yard wait a minute... 😂 😂 😂
@millmill674 жыл бұрын
Give me at least one of each 😂
@Ikaa3224 Жыл бұрын
I was going to say… go to Home Depot lol. That says a lot about me. 😭😭
@johncantrell99934 жыл бұрын
I have a sudden urge to buy an inflatable chimney-climbing Santa with a plumbers crack now.
@iammakoa.4 жыл бұрын
Title: guy who loves Christmas inflatables Video: John visiting his local establishments
@alanabrown94884 жыл бұрын
The truck said spay and neuter librals🤣🤣
@ZumieZumes4 жыл бұрын
“Get me a buggy!” 😂
@libbycuster13864 жыл бұрын
You should see my tree!! You can see right through it 😂😂
@rujiggy4 жыл бұрын
They do look like a crime scene when they are laying all around the yard 😆 🤣!
@t.pierce57364 жыл бұрын
....THATS right! Daytona. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@lillyalbanese75934 жыл бұрын
i love john christ and Trey kennedy john has this amazing quality and trey has a surprising quantity content wise. Both amazing but just different
@livinonacloud4 жыл бұрын
The Bermuda Triangle of dignity?! 😂😂😂
@johncrist29913 жыл бұрын
Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me
@mrssilk1ify4 жыл бұрын
"The power goes off in the house every now and then..."🤭
@whackinstackin31494 жыл бұрын
I wonder what people are thinking when they see him talking to himself in his car?
@thomast85394 жыл бұрын
and at Walmart...and at Home Depot...and at Cracker Barrel
@Prophetic_Piano4 жыл бұрын
Wait is that supposed to be weird?
@maryannajackson82384 жыл бұрын
@@Prophetic_Piano NOW they tell us, right? 🤪
@childofTheMostHigh42174 жыл бұрын
"they're like crocs for your yard" 😂
@annelisecurran6994 жыл бұрын
My favorite blow up this year is the rodeo santa! Cracks me up every time I see one. LOLLL
@butterflywingz49134 жыл бұрын
Thank you!!!! I was just saying how tacky those are, and everyone was like, "what!? "
@natethegr81744 жыл бұрын
“Everything inflatable is classy” you sure you mean ALL inflatables?
@kristindowner98974 жыл бұрын
Gotta chuckle a little at the bumper sticker!😆🤫🇺🇸 Alright... I laughed right out loud!
@cassandracampbell70464 жыл бұрын
O....M.....G you are beyond hysterical!!! I was crying watching your fun at home depot!! "Crocs for your yard" bahahahahaha!!!!
@NoahLazo4 жыл бұрын
Next up: Christmas Inflatables that love guys
@lauradeebo80 Жыл бұрын
Colorful puddles! I love this part of Christmas 😂🤣 (what they look like during the day when deflated, colorful puddles 😄)
@sarahjudson37273 жыл бұрын
Omg “it’s the Bermuda Triangle of dignity….where it goes to die” 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
@echodelta_93154 жыл бұрын
This is the Bermuda triangle of dignity lmao
@reganpool4634 жыл бұрын
How do u only have 500k subscribers.....like this is pure gold!
@johncrist29913 жыл бұрын
Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me
@NDandHBCentral4 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry where is that Arby’s where it’s 2/3 beef and cheddars
@fashnvain31944 жыл бұрын
We currently have nine in our yard.....but I only buy them after Christmas when they’re on super markdown lol
@johncrist29913 жыл бұрын
Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me
@randalllevy53073 жыл бұрын
You and Trey have the best sense of humor.
@alib8994 жыл бұрын
3:02 “Riley, get over here and look at this one...” the PERFECT name choice here
@laurabaylessjohnson67494 жыл бұрын
"the Bermuda triangle of dignity" 😂
@johnruffing74224 жыл бұрын
This is like the Bermuda Triangle of Dignity. That did me in LOL!
@christinagauden21154 жыл бұрын
Like Crocs for your yard! Classy! Lol lol
@jurriaanb38794 жыл бұрын
the 'have a ice day' pinguïn sold me on the concept.
@jennabolmgren4 жыл бұрын
You just said penguin like Nate Bargatze 😂
@heatherhiggins69054 жыл бұрын
🤣😂 my fav video this season!
@cjhoward409 Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen many huge beautiful homes with inflatables in the yard. 😊
@tesswinker24824 жыл бұрын
Menards has a Christmas Dragon.
@thesacredmundane85614 жыл бұрын
Ok so for real though- inflatables make all my kids holidays dreams come true! 😂 Except when they think they’re “dead” on the lawn during the day... 😳 Where are all the inflatable Nativity characters though? I mean... c’mon. I’d buy that.
@abbykurtz51154 жыл бұрын
Yes, the kids I babysit love to see inflatables in people's yards!
@lenagraham2093 Жыл бұрын
I don’t think an uninflated nativity scene would be the best idea… baby Jesus looking like a trash bag puddle 1/2 of every day?
@Misssarabee4 жыл бұрын
Lol my sister in law is a fertility laboratory scientist and her husband is on the board of directors for a pretty big corporation. They are not poor by any means and have huge inflatables outside for the holidays. On Halloween they had a ten foot plague doctor and some other inflatable stuff out front. I’m guessing it’s gonna look like an inflatable winter wonderland in their yard by this weekend. upper middle class people love inflatables too, John 😂
@brokengirlsrus4 жыл бұрын
Thank you John for roasting all my relatives, I don't have the nerve to do so
@levipatak8954 жыл бұрын
This made my day, so. Perfect.
@EveB-6B67 ай бұрын
You really should have your own TV show, I love your comedy. Absolutely genius. ❤
@carathomas83983 жыл бұрын
I have watched this several times and shared it with lots of friends! So funny, thanks for making the best humor video of of the Christmas season.
@thealbanianlorg65424 жыл бұрын
I personally LOVE the Home Depot display / selection! 😁❤️