Single Girls on Valentine's Day - John Crist and Trey Kennedy

[@livelovegive316]

“I don’t have a boyfriend, but I have a weighted blanket. So, same.” KILLED ME 😂😂😂

[@seventy18]

dont forget the vibrating robot in your nightstand... Your gonna need it... MGTOW grows

[@meredetrois]

Love the weighted blanket comment!

[@seventy18]

@SeriousName are you assuming gender???

[@royalty_beauti2285]

Omg I read this as he was saying it in the video 😭😭😂😂😂

[@lafayette4160]

Lol

[@ninacarleton5753]

“Everyone has a soulmate...” “You know what we have? Postmates.” “Preach.”

[@thatgirlendy5294]

EVERY SINGLE WHITE GIRL

[@idfrancisco5057]

LMAOOO

[@deliapuentez]

“Well at least Easter is just around the corner, thanks for a man who actually kept his word” 😂

[@bandchoir03]

I laughed SO hard... 🤣

[@Kattywagon29]

That line was genius!

[@ih82r8]

This one was the epic 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 PURE COMEDY GOLD

[@sexiiliexi]

Praise Jesus 😆🙏🏽

[@paigestock3556]

Amen!

[@honestbajar]

"Valentine's Day" "My parents have been married for 27 years and they don't even celebrate it." AMEN! 😂

[@maniac9554]

Men of the A

[@Jmazz16]

"Thanks to a man who actually kept His word." 🙌

[@brandigabriel6921]

I laughed so hard. Favorite part of the video!

[@eowynofasgard5254]

Ikr I love that part!!!!!

[@hbenny5752]

My favorite part too!!

[@nubiadiaz-ybarra7514]

lol same this joke made me cry!!!

[@sherikwasnik5290]

Word!!! It's true though. No man will ever love me like Jesus does...❤️❤️❤️..#myheartisspokenfor

[@amandac8836]

*eats chocolate* "Don't worry Cupid, I'll be a bigger target in no time" ☠️☠️☠️

[@alexandriawhite2482]

Omg I died at that part😂😂

[@ariannabergeron7744]

“I get Ben you get Jerry” 😂

[@gabbi456]

its jerri

[@tyronesmith6921]

Yup, I feel the same ☹

[@shaylacrockett4437]

He went 🤣😂😅😆😁😄😃😀🙃😕🙁☹️😔😣😖😫😢😭

[@rylanvickers282]

I read this right when he said that lol

[@SaintStrength0]

Pfp 😍😍😘

[@Carolina-cm6nu]

*looks in trashcan* "Is my love life in there?" BEST PART

[@CaseyWindom]

😂

[@thelncbros.85]

I just keep thinking about how, they did this in the store acting like that 😂

[@sadielynn4536]

I kept focusing on that too.

[@thelncbros.85]

Sarah Tilton 😊😂

[@JaneDoe-qf1kk]

Yes! Like it's not walmart with low expectations..they are in TARGET! Hey, at least it wasn't Harris teeter or Kroger, that probably would have got them banned

[@sadielynn4536]

I think he's hilarious. I'm definitely a fan, I just would cringe if I saw this at any store. I started to laugh at the comedic value of it then cringe when something was thrown or opened. I get they paid for it. Too me for being vocal Christian it was just not my taste for this particular video. Love most of his stuff. And this was funny, just I thought it was a little distasteful of a store and other customer's

[@levlylove]

I was gonna say, they probably asked nicely and were allowed in there after hours because it looked empty, but I did see another customer scanning through just now...

[@FGPhotos731]

Ok...I feel attacked by the cat litter one

[@gracinfan128]

I laughed pretty hard at that one! Love my kitties

[@tamarasauls8855]

And he got two containers of cat litter! Lol...for how many cats???

[@gracio1231]

Why do you feel attacked

[@wonderspace90]

Cats are a joy!

[@Aevans786]

😂

[@DuncanSmith]

How much time did you guys spend in Target?

[@CatInTheBoxStudios]

I too would like to know lol

[@LonelyEmpireMusic]

Since last valentines day

[@DuncanSmith]

@@LonelyEmpireMusic Since they last both broke up

[@CammyYlo]

You can never spend enough time in Target

[@TheZalmon]

1.4 Million Christians hope they spent no money. I guess just spending time in there isn’t way too bad.

[@jodieyoder5906]

I too am single but I can assure you I will be eating the entire family dinner

[@arvellarose4241]

YAASSS!!! ☝️☝️☝️

[@maryrollins6815]

👏👏👌

[@stephanieanguiano1004]

😂😂

[@Aevans786]

😂😂😂

[@SarahM-lw2gd]

Me, too😂😂

[@ElijahZielke]

Oh 2 percent, that’s more effort then my ex had put in 😂

[@alexandramarcel2500]

Elijah Zielke literally read this as he said it 😂

[@ElijahZielke]

Aly Marcel lol

[@inputname2727]

Elijah Zielke lol

[@ElijahZielke]

(input name) sup

[@Da-Iceman.]

Woooooow. Roast🔥🔥

[@ETyler-xw6pj]

Big ups to Jesus for being the only man to keep His word 😊

[@GypsyEquestrian]

2:02 "Well I guess Cupid missed me with his arrow this year. But don't worry Cupid, I'll be a bigger target in no time" dying 😭

[@oceanrosethatsailsacrossth3466]

Meeeeeeeee

[@melissagura7275]

You what??

[@ashleyhayes1213]

Meeeee 😂😂😂

[@vodanykey_5780]

"I need this shovel... to dig up memories." 👀... suuuuuuuure.....

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Grounds a bit hard this time of year though

[@agariakamai6827]

Totally not my ex’s body~😇

[@TheRealJoeM617]

"I'll be a bigger target in no time."

[@wildinfernoninety]

underrated joke...jajaj

[@sarc102]

I died....LMAO!!!!!!

[@ruthieou]

Same. 🙋🏾‍♀️😂

[@tangerine_chocolata]

*"There it is! The perfect section for me!!"* Single Food Section

[@DRLMIS]

Easter's around the corner, "thanks for a man who sticks to His Word." Awesome!!!!

[@ariellec9676]

Can you explain I don't get it ?

[@DRLMIS]

@@ariellec9676 the Lord Jesus Christ was a man of action. Some men are not. Lol.

[@HeyKellyShea]

This was my fav!

[@gjj655]

I thought this was referring to the Resurrection

[@HeyKellyShea]

G JJ Me too. Jesus told his disciples multiple times what would happen when they got to Jerusalem. Jesus repeatedly told his disciples he would be beaten, crucified, and rise on the third day; He did what he said.

[@stardunham3064]

“Thanks for a man who actually kept his word “ 😆😆😆😆

[@nefertitigeorge9578]

Amen to the line referring to Easter and how "There's at least one Man who kept His word" These dudes be speaking truth and I'm so thankful for the laughs from this skit but more importantly for the reality of that sentence.

[@NjerieGitau]

I was like "hahaha, preach! back to haha."

[@missycl9200]

I think that was my fav part! It was all so good!

[@Silver-cl2bd]

*word*

[@laurenfoster6278]

Right! 😂🙏🏽

[@sueelmy2363]

Amen sister

[@Ladymusicc]

"Don't worry Cupid, I'll be a bigger target in no time." 🤣

[@ElijahZielke]

Oh great perfect couple, we get it 😂

[@Panhead1922]

I thought you were referring to John and Trey for a second. 😂

[@ElijahZielke]

Sarah Anderson LoL yup, what if I was 🤔

[@PCKA1987]

Sarah Anderson 😂

[@twonbusiness9065]

Elijah Zielke u have 2 comments at 1k + likes

[@jasminekarim9047]

lol i love how john goes "oh video games..." but they were movies

[@timothytraver5918]

Must've been somebody shopping in front of the games.

[@alexhooper27]

I can only imagine the weird looks you guys got.

[@thelncbros.85]

Alex Hooper haha 😂 me to!

[@RoxxieDymond]

Omg, I sang the "I can only imagine" part of your sentence without even trying...yep, I grew up a Christian 😂😂

[@alexhooper27]

@@RoxxieDymond I did that too when I posted it 😅

[@lorealsiren715]

Alex Hooper yes😂😂

[@dominusalicorn3684]

Probably not as many as when they did the last "bachelorette" video in Nashville.

[@afroqueendancer]

"I'd rather be opening up my heart than another bottle of Yellowtail, but here we are." 😂😂😂

[@melissakrieger34]

You two are the comedy dream team. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep doing videos together. You two are nuts. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

I guess there really is someone out there for everyone! 😅

[@MsAfroStar]

Such a great pair! I want to watch a movie starring these hunks!

[@kayleighbaker2511]

"Girl, instead of being petty, lets just go get a pedi." *clap* "Yes, mani too"

[@sm6jesse]

"Don't worry Cupid, I'll be a bigger target in no time."

[@Rosie_C]

I told this to so many people ate church last night, my best friend groans when I start it again.

[@nrodry76]

“Gorilla glue-my-heart-back-together” 😂😂

[@melvisndiloseh9969]

« I’m gonna need this for my emotional baggage »🧳 lol 😂

[@leahluvvanderson3131]

Melvis Ndiloseh MDR 😂 c’est clair que tu parle français parce que des « «

[@melvisndiloseh9969]

LeahLuvv Anderson lol 👌

[@caseyoung1527]

Easter, the one about a man who actually kept his word 🤣

[@jeimymundo4160]

“This salad has more dates than I went on in the last year.” WHY DO I RELATE TO THAT SOOO MUCH?!??!

[@ebriggs3498]

Ditto!

[@susane1577]

"How about instead of Call Of Duty, you call and ask me out" genius 10/10.

[@jawuzie]

"Oh, 2%? That's about the effort my ex used to put in..." 👀😂

[@SF-pj6xv]

Lol 😂

[@jillbriska2416]

I remember these types of valentine days.......then at 38 I settled because I was afraid of being alone. 5 years and 2 kids later I’m alone again but this time I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!! Celebrate your aloneness if that is where you are and love yourself. Let it play out the way it’s going to naturally. Happy Valentines Day!

[@tiffe4772]

Yes, naturally. I have been relying on that, not forcing anything.

[@ElijahZielke]

1 800 still single 😂

[@weirdgirl7475]

On hold....😄

[@diaphurned]

*I'll hold

[@norahaynegreenan6674]

"I'll hold" ...But for how long?😂

[@chrissycanin9898]

Thanks to the man who actually kept his word!! 😆😀 - Amen.

[@julesk2629]

Are we sure the two of them aren’t the same person??

[@catsmeow7380]

Lmao

[@Mushroom321-]

🤣

[@glamgal28]

they are definitely not the same, but maybe could pass for brother's 😁

[@thebestcat9601]

I used to get them confused lol

[@delilahfleharty8393]

Indeed they do look like alike but no. Two different people.

[@marieantoinette8675]

“Well, at least Easter is right around the corner. Thanks for a man who actually kept his word!” Lol 😂

[@HistorywithMalachi]

"Oh I bet everyone else is getting their love letters this year, you wanna know what letter I'm getting? An L" lol hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 I'm dying

[@emmageezable]

“Tim tebow and chris pratt are both engaged!” 😂😂😂

[@iloveamerica64]

Jon and trey is my favorite male friendship

[@macyilene3027]

Mikayla Holloway Bromance 😂

[@alexanderwizner6878]

They're friends? I saw some chemistry.

[@TheZalmon]

Kinda getting on the sodomy side a bit, being in a target and all 🤔😐

[@macyilene3027]

Elijah Pearrow Literally dying 😂😂

[@chloejones7993]

@@alexanderwizner6878 lol no you didn't

[@queenmelodee283]

"You know what letter I'm getting this holiday? *An L."* Sis I can't. ☠️

[@jasmineramirez8467]

What got me was the slap Mr. Coffee received!!

[@dashernation3343]

1:00 " how 'bout instead of call of duty,you call and ask me out " 💀😂😭😂💀 Perfect delivery

[@emm4469]

“Thanks for a Man who actually kept his word” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@maryrosehight4379]

Only God will complete you. No guy or girl can ever, and you’ll only have problems and disappointment later on if that’s what you’re counting on. Colossians 2:10 Valentine’s Day actually has a great story to it, too. I encourage you to research it if you don’t know it already.

[@joebiydenn9835]

MaryRose Hight IT. WAS. A. JOKE. VIDEO.

[@Panwere36]

@@joebiydenn9835 , actually.. all good jokes have root in reality. Too many females (and even a few are too many) .. Actually. Act. This. Way. Around. Valentine's. Day. Not only that... *__They also rarely admit to themselves why they really are still single.. themselves and their unrealistic expectations.* The Tim Tebow and Chris Pratt reference is the give away there. It may be a joke video.. but you lost the real message.

[@Aevans786]

Are you a married Superior Punk?

[@flamebunny6511]

R/whoosh

[@beth9277]

Amen 🙏

[@WhatWouldKarlaSay]

“Single serve meals “ was the first line that made me crack up from the video.. probably because I am not that of a dramatic single girl but I can totally see me opening up the frozen meal section and saying that line lmaooo

[@madelinclaireg4446]

YESSSSSSSS I needed this. Another Valentine’s Day with no relationships and a younger sister who’s had a boy friend for 3 years 🤷‍♀️

[@mrupholsteryman]

What is keeping him from proposing? Maybe you're in a better situation than she is? People find it difficult to commit. Only God is true. Don't put all your faith in another to "complete you". Marriage takes 100% of both parties committed to God (and each other). 😇😎😀

[@QueenAlita]

Jeffrey Potter yep, 3 years is too long in the Christian world. My younger sister dumped hers after 3 years and then he proposed...it was a strategy and it worked🤣🤣 They’ve been married for 6 years now. Oh and did I mention I’m still single?🙄

[@anitahscorner]

Hang in there

[@elink5837]

Yeah with a younger sister who has been married for three years

[@CyprusHartford]

I’m a single guy on Valentine’s Day, does that count?

[@macyilene3027]

Chatty Matty LOL I think it does 😂 usual girls take it harder tho 😂

[@LonelyEmpireMusic]

@@macyilene3027 we take it really hard....meaning that we just buy chocolate for ourselves

[@jesseengland456]

Evan McLeod smart man

[@shooglechic]

Yes. 💯. Except it's probably whiskey instead of wine😂

[@roserose963]

Yeah it counts!😂

[@alexhollinghurst3945]

"Oh, another Valentine's Day without a date. These are my emotional baggage."

[@EsaCrisbel]

Lolll “Instead of being Petty, let’s get some pedi “

[@JaKamps]

"Don't worry Cupid, I'll be a bigger target in no time!" Lol

[@kims.1717]

Good life advice : instead of being petty, let's get a pedi...MANI TOO!

[@andiel.l.1329]

I love your "pointed toe" on the stump...ahhh....so funny!!! 💕😄💓 to You Both!!!

[@graham107]

*looks at rack of movies* oH vIdEo GaMeS gReAt

[@Ben10man2]

XD

[@gavinf.7890]

Graham T oh my goodness I just saw that lol

[@TomDeVito]

"Oh, Energy drink I need of these to help answer my mom's questions about why I'm single" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shelbywright6116]

Relatable 😅 Happy Valentines Day Ladies! You are beautiful inside and out, never settle, and eat a lot of chocolate!

[@NjerieGitau]

I will not settle but no promises on the chocolate 😁

[@NEVERwillIletUgo]

the joke about being stumped had me DYING

[@maddy7101]

Wahhhhhhhhhhhh this is so relatable...sadly. Happy Singles Awareness Day!!

[@psalm91rdwlkfpgrl]

But this video made me almost cry 'cause of laughter, so that's better than it usually is....

[@luvmifro1003lovesfamily]

💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭 #imdone

[@lindstheteacher1611]

Happy Galentines to you too.

[@mtotolo]

@alphant1 That's me... Over 30 and single. Gave up on being a mom. Lol

[@savagetuner2404]

MaddyTheCatGirl Woodburn get rid of the cat girl part of your name, then feed the cat to a dog, BOOM. Immediate boyfriend.

[@tylerdaly5395]

My fave thing is walking up to the DVDs and saying "video games!"

[@mixitup.i8697]

"Well, at least Easter is right around the corner. Thanks for a man who actually kept his word." I laughed for a solid 5...no exaggeration!

[@shygirl700]

You have no idea...how much I needed this for Singles Awareness Day!

[@LonelyEmpireMusic]

Really? Target? Check your heart.

[@anthonyortiz3142]

Check it, guard it, never unlock it!

[@JesusistheLambofGod]

I know it, I preached against their bathroom policies so this makes me laugh

[@radmeamidala-kenobi4337]

Amen! Preach it!

[@LisaLee__]

Why?

[@JesusistheLambofGod]

Target allows men to use girls bathrooms if they self identify as a woman.

[@RayfordRaySiegel]

In the crib - "I love babies." That's hilarious.

[@maryj7423]

"a man who actually kept his word" YEEEEEESSSS!!!!

[@melq2459]

Lol, “Call and ask me out.” Yes!

[@scarlettjane5240]

These two together are GOLD!!😂😂😂

[@SoGoFun]

Totally one of the best you two have done together. And I loved that neither of you overplayed the ditzy female voice here, it made the sarcasm work so well.

[@emilygodwin4480]

I love their bromance! ❤️

[@edenweaver1474]

I love babies😂😂😂😂😂 and the teddy bears!!! Meee

[@ByStephieNics]

and confirmed. we NEED a Crist/Kennedy channel 🙈

[@hbenny5752]

"Thanks for a man who actually kept His word," my favorite part!! LOL - so funny!

[@beckypettifor4374]

YES! I was just planning to go to the store the day after Valentine's day to buy myself discount chocolate!

[@beliciaespinal7504]

Genius

[@Tlani_k]

Smart😁

[@naedatanner8832]

I'm always there!!

[@BobbiGail]

We still do that as a family... budget training?

[@jacqjacq5920]

Bigger TARGET in no time!! Lol😆😆😆

[@goofydisneyfreak632]

This was a great video! So funny! “I get Ben, you get Jerry.” •Laughs, then cries•

[@LisaNaomi24]

*peeks into trash can* "Wait. Is my love life in there?? Yoo-hoo!" 😁🤭

[@eloramaxwell7020]

"This salad has more dates on it than I had in the last year." Omg

[@mary__simone]

Emotionally-charged Trey and John go to Target.

I’ll be a bigger target In no time 😂

[@RamblinRick_]

A Crist and Kennedy collab. Instant LIKE. Watch video

[@candiigurl7893]

Dude, when he grabbed that cat litter! 😂

[@Aevans786]

😂

[@lianakriebel]

"Thanks for a man who actually kept his word!" Brilliant!

[@M54JC]

How did you guys get away with playing around in Target? 😂 (e.g., Large man sleeps in a baby crib at 🎯 Target.) #TargetDay #TargetFunDay

[@mikes062]

HS 4JC if you just go do it what's the worst that'll happen, get kicked out?? Oh no....lol

[@matthewrigsby204]

As a target employee... wont get kicked out unless you're still doing it at 10

[@M54JC]

Right? As teenagers we got kicked out of Kmart.

[@bodyofhope]

Store manager must be a John Crist fan 😅

[@camerongage1237]

If you're in a Target its doubtful there are any employees to see you.

[@leahlewiswashere]

"you know what we do have...Postmates." "hmm...preach!!!!!" "This salad has more dates than I've had this year!" Preach!

[@maesmith1778]

I'MM DYING!! THE TEDDY BEAR!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamescal217]

"Mr. Coffee....even the Coffee machine is in a relationship. What is it like being in love ? " lol

[@tabbyrh978]

You guys are menaces in public hahahahaha This was hysterical :D

[@inputname2727]

Tabby RH this doesn't top his "phrase for everything" at Disney world video. lol

[@inputname2727]

Bible verse

[@debbyferguson3595]

Man! They look like brothers!🤩

[@EpicPinkCreeper]

Did you just..... open a drink... IN THE STORE?!?!?!

[@iamsongforsomeone994]

I love this!

[@RoxxieDymond]

I've been single for 2 years now & I LOVE Valentine's Day 😂 I get so excited making people cards and giving extra hugs and giving cute little cards to strangers that say God loves them!! It's such a fun day, single or not! It's about LOVE, not relationships! Show some extra love to your mama or your best friend. Pay for a stranger's gas, their groceries, or something! There are so many ways to show love to everyone, single or not 💗💗💗 I LOVE VALENTINE'S DAY SO MUCH & I'M SINGLE 😄💗 Side note: I'm a music teacher so I made all of my students a little goodie bag & they LOVED them! Acts of love are for ALL, not just those in relationships :') Also, great video John! It made me laugh as always 😂

[@FamBAMiLee]

You lie...jk

[@RoxxieDymond]

@@FamBAMiLee haha 😂

[@sandrasimmons3564]

You are awesome💝

[@JMarieCAlove]

You're one awesome young lady! 😁

[@elizabethmarrerocreates]

Great attitude, I love that! You've inspired me :)

[@JackieDawson1912]

LMAO. "...HMM... CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY I'M SINGLE?? CUZ HONESTLY.. I'M STUMPED!!" 🤣 The way he opened that, "single meals" freezer door thoughhh😅

[@lizlemonwantsitall]

the bitterness is too real

[@taylortreasuresluciataylor]

"You get Ben I get Jerry." Lol!!!! Everything you guys said was hysterical!!! Loved it!! When John and Trey make a video together, you know it's going to be good! :)

[@Silver-cl2bd]

Opens red bull right off the shelf *gasp* 😂

[@JaneDoe-qf1kk]

Pretty sure they paid b4 leaving

[@Silver-cl2bd]

Jane Doe I don't doubt it. 😏

[@montanapowers4279]

The part where he was talking about Easter killed me😂

[@shelbycole3044]

Yes! The Easter joke!!! 🤣❤

[@rerere175]

Please do more and more of these!!!!!!! You two are great!