Jerma Reading Questionable Chat Messages #5

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John Crops

John Crops

Күн бұрын

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@johncrops
@johncrops 2 жыл бұрын
Hey I kept my word that this would be out in a month, and I'm actually pretty proud of this video. I don't know if it's the best one I've made, but I laughed more during the making of this one than any other one, so I'm happy :) Anyways, I hope you guys are all doing well and enjoy the video! Don't know when the next new one will be, but I think I'm going to compile these first five ones into a big mega video or something. But first I need to get a new PC because making this one on my current PC was painful lol
@m.w.9899
@m.w.9899 2 жыл бұрын
The inclusion of the actual chat messages is what elevates your videos. Most wouldn't put in that work so I appreciate you.
@plaham7288
@plaham7288 2 жыл бұрын
I was rewatching the other ones earlier today and hoping another came out soon ahah
@yojirex6374
@yojirex6374 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing a new part of this series always puts a smile on my face, great work man
@SL1NGSHOT222999
@SL1NGSHOT222999 2 жыл бұрын
thank you for putting so much work into this, we will enjoy it thoroughly
@iTubbbz
@iTubbbz 2 жыл бұрын
so glad watching the first one put this in my recco right away and i thank you
@HappyLarry.
@HappyLarry. 2 жыл бұрын
I love when Jerma tries to brush off a comment about his appearance but will repeatedly look back at the screen to see what he looks like
@Nao-ow3rr
@Nao-ow3rr 2 жыл бұрын
:(
@milosslava
@milosslava 2 жыл бұрын
insecure andy
@kuromi8384
@kuromi8384 2 жыл бұрын
awww
@user-ic8kn6by6m
@user-ic8kn6by6m 2 жыл бұрын
I actually feel bad- hope he know he is pretty and people are just joking
@AwkwardTurtle_
@AwkwardTurtle_ 2 жыл бұрын
It's to make sure he hasn't changed form on camera
@nawa1249
@nawa1249 2 жыл бұрын
This is really the only human interaction he gets besides his hospice nurse. Glad he has so many supportive fans.
@YaGuyALT
@YaGuyALT 2 жыл бұрын
Every time I see posts or comments like this I think about this one Tumblr post that said "you guys will say anything about this poor man" in reference to jerma
@iamasalad9080
@iamasalad9080 2 жыл бұрын
Chat's his prison buddy, both are legally insane.
@Brigtzen
@Brigtzen 2 жыл бұрын
@@iamasalad9080 Nah, Jerma -would- is ilegally insane
@Ashephalt
@Ashephalt 2 жыл бұрын
@@YaGuyALT funny you call him a “poor man” because he’s the dictator of a small nation and has full control over its GDP.
@LC-mq8iq
@LC-mq8iq 2 жыл бұрын
@@YaGuyALT "poor" my ass, this RICH streamer spends MILLIONS on gambling, sex phone lines, and his wide variety of "tools"
@alpine7313
@alpine7313 2 жыл бұрын
I love that they're not even complete thoughts just "pregnancy test", "milk voice". Two words to make the funny.
@Lusc1nt
@Lusc1nt 2 жыл бұрын
serial killer wait
@wntriam
@wntriam 2 жыл бұрын
TO MAKE THE FUNNY
@bigfanofdong
@bigfanofdong 2 жыл бұрын
SELL HAIR
@davebob4973
@davebob4973 2 жыл бұрын
seconds left
@davebob4973
@davebob4973 2 жыл бұрын
its over
@NOAH-hu6be
@NOAH-hu6be 2 жыл бұрын
It will always astound me how drastically he can change the messages. Sometimes it’s just changing ‘take’ to ‘bring’ but it’s usually 3 or 4 words that weren’t even typed
@Montewtf
@Montewtf 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair the chat is rolling fast and his speed reading obviously isn't the best
@asoap2422
@asoap2422 2 жыл бұрын
You're talking about a guy who had to use his phone camera to take a photo of a spam message to see wtf it was cause chat was spamming too fast
@nottellinyou1
@nottellinyou1 2 жыл бұрын
The words he adds always make the messages 10 times more articulate too, which is so funny cuz he makes chat sound way more sane than they are.
@slommie1649
@slommie1649 2 жыл бұрын
Schizophrenia
@verkhvo
@verkhvo 2 жыл бұрын
poop wine andy
@Romanticoutlaw
@Romanticoutlaw 2 жыл бұрын
it would cost him exactly $0.00 to _not_ read those messages out loud and yet he dons the jester's crown and jingle jangles his way in front of the court every time. It's what we love him for.
@idkwhattoput7729
@idkwhattoput7729 2 жыл бұрын
Wrong. Less people would tune in so he would make less from subscriptions and ads.
@BOTAllen
@BOTAllen 2 жыл бұрын
@@idkwhattoput7729 you should be put into pregnancy mode
@spongytrout7462
@spongytrout7462 2 жыл бұрын
@@idkwhattoput7729 how does this make him wrong in any way
@idkwhattoput7729
@idkwhattoput7729 2 жыл бұрын
@@spongytrout7462 buddy did you read the comment? "it would cost him exactly $0.00 to not read those messages out loud..."
@justaguy4311
@justaguy4311 Жыл бұрын
Someone never heard of the concept of opportunity cost
@onlinestonedogii
@onlinestonedogii 2 жыл бұрын
The thing that people who don’t go to Jerma streams don’t realize is that chat is ALWAYS going 100 miles an hour, and yet he ALWAYS catches the weirdest fucking messages. I can’t even fathom how he reads the damn thing let alone comprehend it.
@krusher181
@krusher181 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah chat on Jerma streams is FAST. And he’s known for completely ignoring it most of the time. It’s crazy there’s this many moments
@backwashh
@backwashh 2 жыл бұрын
he reads 250 words per second
@pipebombmailer
@pipebombmailer 2 жыл бұрын
it’s like the matrix
@littlebeasty5839
@littlebeasty5839 2 жыл бұрын
What are you talking of, this is very human thing to do. Definitely, absolutely, indeed.
@RandomStando
@RandomStando 2 жыл бұрын
He makes up EVERY COMMENT
@Neeckin
@Neeckin 2 жыл бұрын
I love how often jerma just, adds words to these comments like his mind is auto completing them and making them worse
@SentientHoodii
@SentientHoodii 2 жыл бұрын
"Eat a McDick" will always be my favourite because he just turned it extremely hostile for no reason whatsoever.
@benjamenYTDeadTheGamer
@benjamenYTDeadTheGamer 2 жыл бұрын
@@SentientHoodii Was that here? I Watched this video twice and somehow couldn't find it.
@scarlett-moriko1543
@scarlett-moriko1543 2 жыл бұрын
“OHH THE MISERY, EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS MY ENEMY”
@smile-e1w
@smile-e1w 2 жыл бұрын
@@benjamenYTDeadTheGamer its in an older video
@benjamenYTDeadTheGamer
@benjamenYTDeadTheGamer 2 жыл бұрын
@@smile-e1w I found a clip of it. kzbin.info/www/bejne/ip6sppyenbCnq9E
@BrochJam
@BrochJam 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma is a substitute teacher playing a video game on the overhead projector and chat is the class yelling an unintelligible combination of directions and insults and encouragement at him
@MetaKaios
@MetaKaios 2 жыл бұрын
This comment belongs in the video
@batofdestiny
@batofdestiny 2 жыл бұрын
Overhead projectors… I haven’t thought about those things in over 8 years.
@BudBonkerson
@BudBonkerson 2 жыл бұрын
Same as it ever was
@montana26
@montana26 Жыл бұрын
he was genuinely a substitute teacher for a bit
@montana26
@montana26 Жыл бұрын
@cluckerduck yes! i don't think he did it for long but he did actually have a substitute teaching job for a while
@eddyspaghetti6211
@eddyspaghetti6211 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m very comfortable in my own skin” he literally had a mental breakdown because his hair was partially to the side
@UncommonDabfish
@UncommonDabfish Жыл бұрын
I mean sometimes it be like that
@TheeEnglishKnight
@TheeEnglishKnight Жыл бұрын
as an autistic andy myself, i gotta say that’s a certified autistic andy moment
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Жыл бұрын
Skinwalker Andy. He may be comfortable in his own skin, but he's never in his own skin
@jesuschristbutafab9923
@jesuschristbutafab9923 Жыл бұрын
Autism andy moment
@oddcrafter1270
@oddcrafter1270 8 ай бұрын
Well, yeah. That's his hair, not his skin.
@captainkiwi5827
@captainkiwi5827 2 жыл бұрын
I really love "I don't wanna say it out loud" and then he instantly reads it out loud
@emilyzies
@emilyzies 2 жыл бұрын
What part ?
@jamesyeung3286
@jamesyeung3286 2 жыл бұрын
​@@emilyzies every clip
@sakuraheony
@sakuraheony Жыл бұрын
especially when he could have just not mentioned it at all
@JayTohab
@JayTohab 2 ай бұрын
"no chat, I'm not going to read that comment out loud"
@brickowls7886
@brickowls7886 2 жыл бұрын
the "show pants" moment really shows that jerma does not have a mind of his own, and is completely subservient to chat
@zantezalighieri
@zantezalighieri 2 жыл бұрын
vessel :)
@verkhvo
@verkhvo 2 жыл бұрын
submissive streamer
@3211-m9q
@3211-m9q 2 жыл бұрын
Archiveofourown Moment
@rowan-priince1860
@rowan-priince1860 2 жыл бұрын
Submissive and streamable
@Slimurgical
@Slimurgical 2 жыл бұрын
Someone called him a CIA project in a different jerma highlights vid and this comment feels similar
@asare240
@asare240 2 жыл бұрын
Just wanted to stop by and congratulate Jerma on his pregnancy.
@sagapulastation1711
@sagapulastation1711 2 жыл бұрын
Its honestly incredible seeing such an old man experience the beautiful process of pregnancy
@jamasa007
@jamasa007 2 жыл бұрын
He pressed left trigger
@Alliewallie1234
@Alliewallie1234 Жыл бұрын
​@@jamasa007 I love your pfp so much, glad to see a Lorna Shore fan that watches jerma as well lmao
@cranburrey
@cranburrey 11 ай бұрын
I'm the father
@mythcat1273
@mythcat1273 10 ай бұрын
No ster is the father​@@cranburrey
@waterbottle6644
@waterbottle6644 2 жыл бұрын
16:50 is such a powerful moment. He freaks out so much, correctly deducting how bad the experience would be, yet immediately goes for it anyways. I really feel bad for jermas actor, Mike, sometimes; the writers put him through a lot
@ebinecksdee9872
@ebinecksdee9872 2 жыл бұрын
I heard Mike has had to go to therapy multiple times to get out of character because the director wanted him to be fully immersed in the character. Apparently Mike only watched children's KZbin videos for 24 hours straight on an ipad and that just broke his mind
@micahbeckner2274
@micahbeckner2274 2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t they black mail mike into playing jerma? The whole situation is really messed up
@Vonias
@Vonias 2 жыл бұрын
Okay Mike needs to become a big in joke in the community, the idea of "Jerma's actor" is so funny and it's incredibly surprising a joke like this hasn't been done before.
@ebinecksdee9872
@ebinecksdee9872 2 жыл бұрын
@@Vonias just comment something related to Mike on every Jerma video you come across ez pz
@Vonias
@Vonias 2 жыл бұрын
@@ebinecksdee9872 You got it, I'm 100% in on this little scheme if you promise to do the same.
@quinn8996
@quinn8996 2 жыл бұрын
I love how IMMEDIATELY after he reads any pregnancy related message the word is banned
@malaizze
@malaizze Жыл бұрын
Orwell wrote about this….
@lilyhawthorne1196
@lilyhawthorne1196 Жыл бұрын
​@@malaizzebro did you just really compare twitch chat to 1984
@malaizze
@malaizze Жыл бұрын
@@lilyhawthorne1196 no I’m comparing it to Homage to Catalonia obviously
@limcw6092
@limcw6092 9 ай бұрын
Authoritian Andy
@orionbarnes1733
@orionbarnes1733 3 ай бұрын
@@limcw6092 big brother is watching your stream
@mudstick
@mudstick 2 жыл бұрын
ive never seen a community so dedicated to zeroing in on such hilariously specific insults, directed at one man. its like the whole chat playing break the targets and the only one is on his forehead
@exzyyd392
@exzyyd392 2 жыл бұрын
Chat puts all of their effort into destroying him or complimenting him so much he breaks down and there is no inbetween
@conspiracypanda1200
@conspiracypanda1200 2 жыл бұрын
Reading this comment while the question "why do your sideburns look like pubes" simultaneously hit my ears had me snorting so hard my entire face almost collapsed
@2minuss
@2minuss 2 жыл бұрын
*SUCCESS!*
@Gigglesnix
@Gigglesnix 2 жыл бұрын
If jerma ever realizes he's being contained it could mean the end of the world
@Godfredozila
@Godfredozila 2 жыл бұрын
SCP Andy
@lastsecondshot5779
@lastsecondshot5779 2 жыл бұрын
A big thank you to the brave souls who distract him with funny comments like these
@sythrus
@sythrus 2 жыл бұрын
Or a new beginning
@Gigglesnix
@Gigglesnix 2 жыл бұрын
@@Godfredozila anomaly andy
@RobWithGuns
@RobWithGuns 2 жыл бұрын
He’s truly living in his Truman Burbank era
@roekayler
@roekayler 2 жыл бұрын
“You came in the dream when I’ve already been there for 25 min.” is such a powerful line
@LifeWKai
@LifeWKai 2 жыл бұрын
Also, he describes the moment as a "clip" which just goes to show how his mind works
@craghack701
@craghack701 2 жыл бұрын
The controlled breathing after the pregnancy test comment kills me every single time
@EstivalSolstice
@EstivalSolstice 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he always refers to himself as “this guy” even if the message just says something like “him,” like every single stream is an entirely new audience that has never experienced this deranged streamer
@totallynotmrsinister8705
@totallynotmrsinister8705 Жыл бұрын
Neopronouns
@CaseyShontz
@CaseyShontz 5 ай бұрын
@@totallynotmrsinister8705this guys pronouns are he/this guy
@ansyyxux
@ansyyxux 26 күн бұрын
this guy/this guy's
@HeartOfStone.
@HeartOfStone. 2 жыл бұрын
See the thing is that Jerma himself is funny but to me the funniest part is the audience being batshit crazy and because Jerma's so genuine and nice that he's essentially the straight man to the audiences absurdity, as much as the latter would have you believe the opposite.
@junezdollhouse
@junezdollhouse 2 жыл бұрын
this is the truest thing about jerma ive seen in a while. like yes hes crazy but thats only sometimes. most of his insanity is just chat encouraging him to go off the rails
@malaizze
@malaizze Жыл бұрын
I saw him eat a kid once. Didn’t even swallow- it was like he *was* the mouth.
@HeartOfStone.
@HeartOfStone. Жыл бұрын
@@malaizze "Mr. Mouth Man", of course.
@plaguedocter4791
@plaguedocter4791 Жыл бұрын
Stop spreading misinformation he literally stabbed me and collected the blood in a dirty alley way in Boston 10 years ago
@masondickerson9466
@masondickerson9466 7 ай бұрын
​@malaizze This made me laugh so hard! Also a great encapsulation of exactly what the original comment is talking about.
@QueenBee-ws3mu
@QueenBee-ws3mu 2 жыл бұрын
Had the person editing this not included the chatters In question I could 100% believe that jerma is talking to himself and no one asked any of these things.
@chilliadistudios
@chilliadistudios 2 жыл бұрын
I love how during the “Are you real?” bit Jerma gets so defensive
@FloofMother
@FloofMother 10 ай бұрын
Also his argument is that the technology isn’t there, not that his personality or the things he says are human
@VRJosh
@VRJosh 2 жыл бұрын
CAUGHT ON FILM, Every time the mods have a mini heart attack.
@johncrops
@johncrops 2 жыл бұрын
We appreciate your hard work in dealing with this insane man and his insane chat
@rorbee
@rorbee 2 жыл бұрын
The courageous wranglers between a man who will repeat anything he reads and a horde that keeps writing down world ending spells
@PedroKing19
@PedroKing19 2 ай бұрын
​@@rorbeeThe Magnus Archives
@OdaSwifteye
@OdaSwifteye 2 жыл бұрын
Zerk off room is killing me. I'm just imagining someone trying to walk into that room and having some level of dignity as someone watches them walk in and close the door. Do you still zerk off knowing that everyone is waiting and listening for you to zerk off or do you leave and does it mean anything to go into the zerk off room and fail to zerk off? Who cleans the zerk off room? And the fucking classy Sims 1 music tops it off.
@funnylittlecreature
@funnylittlecreature 2 жыл бұрын
Why would you watch someone walk into the zerk off room and just stay there listening
@OdaSwifteye
@OdaSwifteye 2 жыл бұрын
@@funnylittlecreature Well that's the thing. Are you going to put on headphones or turn on something to flush out the sound of someone zerking off in the zerk off room? Because I don't know about you but if there's nothing running or playing in the house I can hear things from across the street much less in another room.
@nootboot9324
@nootboot9324 Жыл бұрын
@@OdaSwifteye the clear answer is the zerk off room being underneath the main house like a basement. Accessible through connected tunnels from each room, none of which are connected to each other as to avoid running into others on a trip to the ZOR. So it would have like 7 different doors all of which would have a wooden plank type lock to bar each. It would be a sort of pocket void of sin
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Жыл бұрын
​@@nootboot9324the phrase "pocket void of sin" goes way too hard for what this comment is talking about
@FloofMother
@FloofMother 9 ай бұрын
I imagine the zerk off room would not be so much a place of privacy as it is a dedicated room to make the experience as enjoyable and comfortable as possible
@keenfrizzle
@keenfrizzle 2 жыл бұрын
6:57 It's a little scary how prepared he was to answer the question of whether he's real. As if he just sits constantly in the uncanny valley and gets questions about it all the time.
@monsterupdatewhen
@monsterupdatewhen 2 жыл бұрын
7:28 "Sorry, I'm real"
@ALiteralLamp
@ALiteralLamp Жыл бұрын
He does gets questions like that a lot
@snaifhassnan6348
@snaifhassnan6348 18 күн бұрын
He’s an enlightened thinker
@wordydird
@wordydird 2 жыл бұрын
This feels like a watching a wild animal at the zoo and you guys are all the zookeepers who are just like "yeah he does that" and I'm so confused but happy to have seen such a beautiful moment.
@lillieampurra
@lillieampurra 2 жыл бұрын
epitome of "he's a bit off but he's got the spirit" of acting human
@ImAWildApe
@ImAWildApe 3 ай бұрын
You have to dig the demons out from under your skin
@Loe7
@Loe7 2 жыл бұрын
I remember when Jerma was talking about how much he hated cinnamon for like 20 straight minutes during his Elden Ring playthrough. Someone in chat said, *"I'm flabbergasted you're using cinnamon for a bit."* He read it out loud and spent the next 20 minutes trying to justify why he actually hates cinnamon and that he's not doing a bit.
@glendorner5569
@glendorner5569 2 жыл бұрын
He reads these messages like a baby sounding out his first words
@70sman
@70sman 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for these, Jermas chat truly is just as insane as him
@SN-of5tu
@SN-of5tu 2 жыл бұрын
jerma's chat is merely a mirror of the man's madness. thousands of voices conglomerated to re-create a representation of this psycho's inner monologue. a unison of screams, pleading to be freed, to be released into the mortal world through jerma's words. and jerma complies, saying shit like "how many skeletons could you kill before they got into your anus?"
@ohgodohnothebees
@ohgodohnothebees 2 жыл бұрын
@@SN-of5tu Did Jerma drive them insane, Or did they drive Jerma insane?
@skunthundler
@skunthundler 2 жыл бұрын
@@ohgodohnothebees They're like ouroboros, they're continually zonking each other.
@70sman
@70sman 2 жыл бұрын
@@skunthundler more like constantly zerking each other off, the sickos
@TheCactuar124
@TheCactuar124 2 жыл бұрын
@@skunthundler Zonking or zerking?
@linojvni2038
@linojvni2038 2 жыл бұрын
It’s so cute how he plays along with us when we call him a psycho, like we’re all in on this game that we call him crazy but he’s actually a normal human, not realizing he’s an ACTUAL PSYCHO and we’re all a figment of his imagination
@populistscum
@populistscum 2 жыл бұрын
wake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jerma amirite? 🤣🤣😂
@tristanmoore985
@tristanmoore985 2 жыл бұрын
The term is like “gang stalking” but milder
@clayless8701
@clayless8701 2 жыл бұрын
or he's a figment of our collective imagination
@krusher181
@krusher181 2 жыл бұрын
I always thought we were real but Jerma was played by an actor, kinda like a vtuber. Exactly what a fake viewer would think tho, I now think you’re probably the one who’s right.
@blightbray127
@blightbray127 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this from the comfort and privacy of my zerk off room. Great video:))))
@johncrops
@johncrops 2 жыл бұрын
Stay safe in there
@blightbray127
@blightbray127 2 жыл бұрын
May the zerk be with you John crops 🧌🧌🧌
@hevoo
@hevoo 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the Dusk dev as a reoccurring character.
@navc8522
@navc8522 Жыл бұрын
David's a character, to be sure.
@charliesmith1197
@charliesmith1197 2 жыл бұрын
His ability to slightly change the contents of any message he reads is impressive
@ninilzzz410
@ninilzzz410 2 жыл бұрын
i fucking love it when he laughs at a message first and then says 'whats that mean?'
@ninilzzz410
@ninilzzz410 2 жыл бұрын
its like he's laughing at the letters arranged in a funky way, not a sentence
@nillabug
@nillabug 2 жыл бұрын
23:42 the absolute reverb on *BJORK* is impressive. Makes me fear for this Bjork individual
@mari-wy5yk
@mari-wy5yk 2 жыл бұрын
do you happen to know what stream this is?
@nillabug
@nillabug 2 жыл бұрын
@@mari-wy5yk sorry I don’t, but the game is called ‘one hand clapping’ so you could probably find it using that
@danielduffy6058
@danielduffy6058 2 жыл бұрын
Never stop this series. It’s too good
@kingding9542
@kingding9542 2 жыл бұрын
There's probably going to be at least one episode worth of martial every time jerma streams so I wouldn't worry about it if the uploader still enjoys this
@marxist-leninist-protagonist
@marxist-leninist-protagonist 2 жыл бұрын
@@kingding9542 If not someone can pick up the mantle. The jermamite community is amazing
@SomeDumbKid1
@SomeDumbKid1 2 жыл бұрын
These compilations have convinced me that Jerma's derangement is contagious and it spreads to his viewers like a memetic virus. Truly terrifying.
@NathanBoehm
@NathanBoehm 2 жыл бұрын
ONION BUBS!!! ONION BUUUUUBS!!!!!!!!
@flwrell
@flwrell 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he manages to always read 99% of them wrong, but still understands mostly lmao
@fklmrek437
@fklmrek437 2 жыл бұрын
“the dreamcast fucking sucks lmao” will never leave my head
@baslewis
@baslewis 2 жыл бұрын
the fact that milk voice is such a real thing for performers is so funny. like i’ve been avoiding milk before shows for years.
@Livingroomset799Dep
@Livingroomset799Dep 2 жыл бұрын
I’m glad these videos exist as proof to offset the enormous amount of people who think Jerma’s insane, when in reality chat’s the true menace
@johnthomason9980
@johnthomason9980 2 жыл бұрын
Very funny to see the "c'mon dude the edibles are kicking in" bit right as I swallow the last bite of my edible
@remy0743
@remy0743 2 жыл бұрын
How'd it go?
@synphilia4776
@synphilia4776 2 жыл бұрын
RIP Tohn Jhomason, may he swallow in heaven
@BLANKONTOP
@BLANKONTOP 2 жыл бұрын
Currently nomming on some edibles, hoping to be like that guy
@hotlinerevachol5436
@hotlinerevachol5436 2 жыл бұрын
@@BLANKONTOP What, like fucking dead?
@dogemaster9676
@dogemaster9676 2 жыл бұрын
i had a dream that jerma was my neighbor, he behaved like an NPC, constantly roaming the same areas of my neighborhood every day at the same times. one day i called to him, JERMA! he looked at me as if i had called him by a name he hadn't heard in years. i woke up convinced the dream was real, wondering what house jerma had been living in all this time, and then fell asleep again UPDATE: jerma is a recurring character in my dreams.
@gamertardguardian1299
@gamertardguardian1299 2 жыл бұрын
He was lost in the sause
@milosslava
@milosslava 2 жыл бұрын
npc andy
@Emu_calli
@Emu_calli 2 жыл бұрын
your in his dreams
@jesuschristbutafab9923
@jesuschristbutafab9923 Жыл бұрын
Bro i think you got infected by the Jerm.
@randomisntavailable
@randomisntavailable 5 ай бұрын
he was already in your dreams 25 years earlier
@nothing4mepls973
@nothing4mepls973 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the chat is trying to make him laugh as much as he's trying to make them laugh. Truly a blessed system.
@iegendary-r8r
@iegendary-r8r 2 жыл бұрын
chat is a random word generator and jerma takes them seriously
@tylerslittlecafe1288
@tylerslittlecafe1288 2 жыл бұрын
How can a man be simultaneously the most unhinged person I've seen, and the most normal person at the same time.
@mimr3258
@mimr3258 2 жыл бұрын
When someone asked him if he was real it was with the intentions of psyching him out but instead he aggressively tries to prove to the audience that he's not CGI
@likethewitherboss
@likethewitherboss 2 жыл бұрын
the dusk dev parts were golden
@soigotthisnewanimeplot3162
@soigotthisnewanimeplot3162 2 жыл бұрын
Every time he reads a message you can see the realization of the community he's created flash across his face. God cried when he gazed upon the rotten fruits of his labor.
@Vincente22
@Vincente22 2 жыл бұрын
chat doesn't actually exist it's all just his different personalities
@thewizard1
@thewizard1 2 жыл бұрын
The souls of his victims
@DonkeyWork420
@DonkeyWork420 2 жыл бұрын
@@thewizard1 victims of the red pulsating mass
@meguwu4975
@meguwu4975 2 жыл бұрын
I love how when someone asks him "are you real?", he has to adamantly defend himself and prove he's real.
@bird2509
@bird2509 2 жыл бұрын
17:10 Jerma in my backyard eating a handful of snails
@kraftyfrog
@kraftyfrog 3 ай бұрын
Escargot Andy
@snaifhassnan6348
@snaifhassnan6348 17 күн бұрын
Jerma failing the infinite snail challenge
@pliskin101
@pliskin101 2 жыл бұрын
Speaking honestly, I like how he evolved with these. In the beginning, he would just laugh or be surprised, but now he takes them and turns them into a bit or a joke. Dude is a natural comedian.
@jamul_cos
@jamul_cos 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite parts are when we can hear Holly faintly laughing in the background
@HappyLarry.
@HappyLarry. 2 жыл бұрын
I like that the dev called Jerma 'them' not 'him', like he believes he's a different species and can't identify his gender
@okuyasuniijimura
@okuyasuniijimura 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the jerma hivemind
@soupoup
@soupoup 2 жыл бұрын
Them is also used for singular people but I like this theory
@flipwonderland
@flipwonderland 2 жыл бұрын
@@soupoup but he's referring to the hivemind that is jerma
@combativeThinker
@combativeThinker Жыл бұрын
@@soupoup Really? Well, it shouldn’t be. That’s grammatically incorrect. The correct pronoun to use when referring to a person of unknown sex/gender in the English language is the masculine “he,” “him,” or “his.”
@carpetjam1264
@carpetjam1264 Жыл бұрын
@@combativeThinkerIts them lol “have you met the new intern” “no, i havent met them yet” Using he would mean the gender is known, wouldnt it?
@Vonias
@Vonias 2 жыл бұрын
The democratic primary raid bit made me nearly pass out the first time I saw it. It's so stupid lmao. The idea of getting interrupted every 5 seconds to shout out a raid and Bernie Sanders requesting that the chat be put in "sub only mode" is just hilarious to me. That implies that all the candidates can see chat and respond to it, it's so ridiculous.
@BierBart12
@BierBart12 Жыл бұрын
The zerk-off room is actually an incredible alibi. You could conduct all kinds of criminal or embarrassing activities in there and people would just leave you alone, thinking you were doing something mundane
@jae338
@jae338 2 жыл бұрын
god i truly fucking love that he will completely add or remove parts to the messages. even if it is just small words at the beginning/end that don't really change the meaning of the message much. so funny to me for no reason at all
@Xylophytae
@Xylophytae 7 ай бұрын
my favorite comments are the one where the viewers just explain the dreamstates that they experience due to being terminally active in jermas stream chats
@raphael8951
@raphael8951 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he always autocomplete the chat messages
@krittykrats
@krittykrats 2 жыл бұрын
"sweaty and in pain" - the gaming wizard from las vegas
@murphthasmurf5923
@murphthasmurf5923 2 жыл бұрын
He never reads what they say, he just takes a few words and invents a narrative
@IAMParaDROID
@IAMParaDROID 2 жыл бұрын
I just discovered Jerma and these videos have been a great crash course on the subject.
@zerolife3008
@zerolife3008 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma is one of the only streamers who still reads chat very frequently even though he has over 10k viewers per stream. The best part is a lot of the time the stream gets derailed for a few minutes because of the messages he reads.
@laynewhite626
@laynewhite626 2 жыл бұрын
His accent slipping during the grilled human meat, hes nervous, he doesn't want us catching on to him.
@CallofFreaky
@CallofFreaky 4 ай бұрын
9:15 Jerma really made a game developer come off as insane as Jerma is
@Star0gaze
@Star0gaze Жыл бұрын
I don't know why but the concept of this guy having a family really boggles me, you're telling me the same man who threatened to put a viewer INSIDE OF A GRINDER and literally GROWLED at chat after giving his viewers the death stare has a brother??? And a MOM????
@pubscrublord3475
@pubscrublord3475 2 жыл бұрын
As I got to the show pants segment, as he was about to stand up, I thought the raw power of Jerma's pants crashed my computer. Just froze as he started rising from his chair.
@user-nm7ox7jp6r
@user-nm7ox7jp6r 2 жыл бұрын
He NEVER reads them as they’re written
@NJWebCrawler
@NJWebCrawler 2 жыл бұрын
I like how in clips like 1:10 jerma is afraid to say "it probably smells like puke" but also goes on to say way worse things when reading other chat messages
@NJWebCrawler
@NJWebCrawler 2 жыл бұрын
(Without question) "why do your sideburns look like pubes?"
@3spoons366
@3spoons366 2 жыл бұрын
10:15 Jerma seeing chat as a bunch of kids doing the kid point and laugh sound makes every time he does something stupid or chat makes fun of him so much funnier.
@theSato
@theSato 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this, me and my friends were just saying "hope there's another 'jerma with funny chat messages' compilation soon" a couple days ago. Can't wait for the next one, really appreciate your work in making me and my friends crack up in voice chat. Any other really good Jerma/vinny/joel compilations would be welcome too!
@johncrops
@johncrops 2 жыл бұрын
Genuinely makes me so happy when people talk about them and their friends watching these videos, it's so wholesome
@theSato
@theSato 2 жыл бұрын
@@johncrops I thought you might like to know your work brought us a little joy and levity in a currently stinky world!
@EightTinyRats
@EightTinyRats 2 жыл бұрын
These Jerma Chat videos have become my favorite thing ever holy shit
@Rigius
@Rigius Жыл бұрын
All 5 of these are easily the funniest Jerma compilations on KZbin. Keep it up cant wait for more!
@johncrops
@johncrops Жыл бұрын
Hey thanks, glad you like them! #6 is in the works
@yatrtiah
@yatrtiah 2 жыл бұрын
Gonna be honest, I used to hate Jerma comps and clips, because I didn't watch his streams at the time and yt kept recommending me his content for some reason.. I was so foolish and blind back then🙈 Thanks for your effort, love these comps now!
@joemamma7169
@joemamma7169 2 жыл бұрын
Oh no, Jerma's taken him he's been assimilated into Jerma's mind 😰😰😰
@flipwonderland
@flipwonderland 2 жыл бұрын
we lost another one bois, rest in peace.
@cosmonautt7458
@cosmonautt7458 2 жыл бұрын
I get so excited every time a new one of these drops, thank you so much!
@ArrangedNoiseFan
@ArrangedNoiseFan 2 жыл бұрын
25:58 imagine if he had correctly guessed this person’s name, dude would freak
@CallofFreaky
@CallofFreaky 4 ай бұрын
3:36 This is actually a really great question if the Zerk off room is locked you know what they’re in there for. And if you forget to lock it you’ll both just look at each other knowing you both intended to zerk off or you can stare the guy down when he catches you and he’ll be ashamed enough to leave and not talk about it. A Zerk off room is a great idea
@nosliwyelir
@nosliwyelir 2 жыл бұрын
The Bernie bit got me good. "Here come the rats, ok, it's true."
@JioVega
@JioVega 2 жыл бұрын
I love that he put the pregnancy test back in his mouth
@spiderdude2099
@spiderdude2099 5 ай бұрын
I love how so many of the messages aren't even complete thoughts, just handfuls of words.
@charKT-7461
@charKT-7461 Жыл бұрын
Why was he so ashamed of the Super Mario pajamas? That's literally the coolest thing you can wear
@artistmaki630
@artistmaki630 Жыл бұрын
Fr I thought he was going to be wearing those mini shorts again or something
@negan2714
@negan2714 8 ай бұрын
One thing i love about Jerma is his ability to say "No i am not going to do that" then create a fictional scenario of the thing then do it anyway.
@darkjanggo
@darkjanggo 2 жыл бұрын
29:16 holy fuck im crying, every once in a while jerma will just absolutely destroy my humor receptors and it happened here
@rREC
@rREC 2 жыл бұрын
i love how jerma at first is apprehensive when chat asks him to do something and says no but then gives up after 5 seconds to do what chat told him.
@mythcat1273
@mythcat1273 Жыл бұрын
2:14 I love how a single chat message completely destroyed jerma's opinion of fun dip
@anti-spiral159
@anti-spiral159 2 жыл бұрын
Wow! Jerma sure is fast in typing all that with His extra limbs and making it look normal what he "just caught up" in the chat. Incredible skills
@ozarka4911
@ozarka4911 Жыл бұрын
i like the pie dream where he makes his own story and reasoning of his actions to go along with someones dream
@periwinkle43
@periwinkle43 2 жыл бұрын
David Szymanski being a fan of Jerma makes him even more awesome asides from making great games like Dusk and Iron Lung. What a fkn legend
@Digsidian
@Digsidian 2 жыл бұрын
Finally! The new Jerma compilation I can put on when falling asleep. I was beginning to have restless nights.
@TheFlamingMarshmallow
@TheFlamingMarshmallow 2 жыл бұрын
Thank u sm for making these, the added screencaps of chat make it 10000% better 💕 I had some friends over (who have no idea who jerma is) so I threw these on the tv and they were laughing their asses off. No pressure of course, but hope u make more! I cant catch all of jerma's streams so I always look forward to these!
@johncrops
@johncrops 2 жыл бұрын
So wholesome when people talking about them and their friends enjoying the videos together, I love it
@Agent_Deko_
@Agent_Deko_ 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma: I’m not gonna say/ read it *proceeds to do it anyways* *goes on to elaborate for 10 minutes*
@ajshitshed
@ajshitshed 4 ай бұрын
my favorite part about these videos is how you always show the original message on screen when he reads it, so you can see exactly what he read
@nateharvey1300
@nateharvey1300 2 жыл бұрын
This and the last video both started with a milk voice comment, cinematic parallels
@whebshow6610
@whebshow6610 2 жыл бұрын
The "handful of Bean Boozled beans" clip is amazing. He doesn't even do the "no I'm NOT going to do that!" routine and literally just goes straight for it. Then he says it tastes like hamburger meat? What a streamer
@Ragnemuffinable
@Ragnemuffinable 2 жыл бұрын
Great as always. Want to suggest my own one guy moment. In the Farmer's Dynasty vod with chat; Jerma reads the comment at 4:46:19. The comment appears from ragnem at 4:46:52. The context is he's spent the last five minutes trying to push his truck out of a river. He then proceeds to get a second vehicle stuck in the river. love this dude
@johncrops
@johncrops 2 жыл бұрын
I think that could probably work in these videos, thank ya for the recommendation, I'll definitely keep note of it!
@benjabby
@benjabby 2 жыл бұрын
Ragne Muffin... Ragnem... Hmmmmmm 🤔
@WhoThoughtThisWasGood
@WhoThoughtThisWasGood 2 ай бұрын
I love it when he struggles with the voices in his head on whether he should say something and always succumbs.
@benhaggerty8707
@benhaggerty8707 Жыл бұрын
Ok google won't activate when I say okay google but it activates when jerma goes "yahyahyahyahyah, yahyah." Technology
@assistantmagus5213
@assistantmagus5213 Жыл бұрын
It's honestly so psychotic the way he can read even just a few words plainly printed on a screen and somehow his brain jumbles it up so by the time it comes out his mouth its a different sentence entirely I'm not sure if he's deliberately doing it because it's a long running bit or if he's like heavily dyslexic or what
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