Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Trial Cold Open - SNL

[@calmingvoice8646]

They could have literally just reenacted the part about the muffins word for word and it would have been funnier.

[@magali.bazzano]

I agree 100%. So many aspects of the trial that could have been taken word by word from the defense side. Shame on you, SNL!!

[@nohemicruz7897]

They literally could have done that part and added the muffin man song.

[@cynthiaheber9781]

Or the My dog steppped on a bee.

[@sterlingw3611]

The comments are funnier than the skit!.... Please just die SNL.

[@fernandillo9097]

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[@Koofy]

I can't believe the actual trial is funnier than the scripted SNL skit...

[@NyolateAMV]

Was SNL ever funny?

[@Pack-Man199]

@@NyolateAMV yeah when Eddie murphy was there

[@irishscout]

@@Pack-Man199 and Norm 🙏🏻

[@Pack-Man199]

@@irishscout you mean Turd Ferguson? 😋😋 oh! no pun intended

[@Ruralfloridatours]

@@irishscout rip norm funniest person of all time

[@Ohsolovely2]

This sketch had so much potential but the writers dropped the ball. SO much to work with

[@roostersideburns3440]

seems everyone is in agreement.. almost 90% of people believe amber heard is a sociopath and her lawyers are awful

[@JasonHauser125]

Agreed. They could have ripped it up so good, but this wasn't funny at all.

[@joanagomes3259]

I agree

[@showbizroxs]

This show is liberal and will not pass judgment on the woman no matter how delusional she is lol

[@rickandteribedell4350]

Yeah was a shitty sketch. Can't believe they open with it.

[@siosio6935]

The funniest part was when Kenan said “Damn I hate this job” because of how much he sounded like he meant it

[@TomSomniac]

Kenan didn't day that

[@ninavadnere4037]

this made me laugh when the entire sketch could not

[@JustinDAMusic]

It wasn't Kenan who said that and the guy who said it wasn't convincing either .

[@ostepop001]

@@JustinDAMusic Yes. It was.

[@ostepop001]

@@CynicalDelightxXx Yes, it's at 2:35 - 2:38, Kenan clearly says: "Tasha! ... Damn I hate this job." Clean out your goddamn ears.

[@lee.is.here1]

Man...they completely missed the mark on the lawyers from Amber's side. One of them literally objected to their own question.

[@Maluhiaaloha24]

Yeeessss! That was hilarious 😂

[@loyalwar658]

Have you seen the news articles since AH fired her old PR team. Despite the trial being completely televised, news articles are still on AH’s side.

[@WesGryllz]

They don’t even try to imitate Depp, he just says yup and my cleaning lady like he normally would. I wish this show was a joke, that would be funny

[@lachicoblanco]

@@dzenacs2011 this just isn’t true.

[@johnborrini4623]

yeah, the really made Heards Lawyers look MUCH smarter than they are in real life lol

[@lukemartin2476]

This skit will go down in SNL history as one of their biggest missed opportunities.

[@mrchopsticks3]

Just like the Will Smith slap sketch. It seemed like they rushed it and it was a major fail.

[@angieherrera1850]

They are not funny. 😢

[@judywidener3039]

Similar to the ridiculous media coverage, l think they were told to tiptoe through the tulips. It was dissapointing. I'll stick to watching the real thing

[@douglaswilcher7478]

@@BigMac-jr4th just his first year in office is enough material for a decade worth of skits

[@isayuhSixersGuy]

@@mrchopsticks3 Nah, that one was good. But I agree, this sketch feels rushed

[@janetclaireSays]

I sense that they were so terrified to do the wrong thing with this sketch and be criticised, that they dropped the ball on making it funny.

[@DeathnoteBB]

It feels like a topic that you just don’t do if it’s that much of a concern. Like “if you have to ask, don’t”

[@ismarwinkelman5648]

That’s what they always do

[@sybotrybo1609]

yeh

[@ct5625]

Yep. Notice they didn't even mention the massive meme opportunity of her dog stepping on a bee? They clearly sht the bed on this one lol

[@sybotrybo1609]

@@ct5625 yeah, and muffins, amica cream, the lot

[@Khushi-Shah]

They really had "my dog stepped on a bee" right in their fûcking corner and this is the best they came up with.

[@danirizary6926]

I wouldn't have thought they could make the Heard Depp trial boring, but they found a way.

[@goodmorningsundaymorning4533]

Everything woke turns to sh*t.

[@dwalto1977]

@@ADDrecords Bob Lee as Depp.

[@goodmorningsundaymorning4533]

@@ADDrecords Mad Tv was great! I miss comedy so bad.

[@erikaoncon5153]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Beatngu23]

@@goodmorningsundaymorning4533 so woke , but they can still make fun of white people. So annoying. 💪🏼

[@i.l.m.5129]

There are literally hundreds of TikToks about this trial that are funnier than this cold open.

[@z6886]

Same thought I had.

[@joshbaskin8266]

Is My Music 🔥 Or 🗑??? Let Me Know🤷🏼‍♂️ kzbin.info/www/bejne/aXOrpqaqhbBqpKs

[@SuperPeterok]

I refuse to watch Tik Tok shit

[@z6886]

@@SuperPeterok they have more humor than this

[@aguilacec]

So right!!

[@clevelandbci9562]

When it started: *"Yes, this is the skit we've been waiting on!!"* When it ended: *"I coulda waited longer."*

[@VNtheOnly]

Just curious is coulda short for could of?

[@charitydavid9540]

Technically it's short for could have

[@tristan7844]

I was so excited..then I am like never watching SNL EVER EVER AGAIN

[@tyworley]

You could just watch the trial

[@droid327]

@@VNtheOnly No, its most definitely not

[@justinboros2834]

5 Minutes of my life that I will never ever get back. Thanks SNL.

[@diegoperez4224]

plus the time that took you to scroll down and cry about it.

[@justinboros2834]

@@diegoperez4224 Pot... meet kettle.

[@JeanPaulBeaubier]

I don't get the impression that anyone who wrote this was actually really watching the trial

[@joeschmo2784]

No, because these are normal people with careers and families and they don’t have time to watch the entirety of some bullshit celebrity trial.

[@SlipperyBannana]

@@joeschmo2784 normal people with families are watching the trial. If it’s your job to make jokes on current events, it would be helpful to actually watch them happen.

[@carolyntalbot947]

I doubt that anyone who believes Depp is watching anything but KZbin drama channels, memes, and tabloid media outlets seeking the engagement of incels and the bot accounts spreading Depp's PR narrative.

[@SlipperyBannana]

@@carolyntalbot947 That is simply untrue if you actually watch the case. It seems like you are guilty of your own accusations.

[@terynb4407]

@@joeschmo2784 ? I just watched highlights of the trail. Like it ain't that hard to understand what's going on 🤣

[@kristasimpson0]

Did a team of writers really gather together and agree that this is good enough to air? 😅

[@Silent_Shadow]

I ask that question about every skit they do. The shit ain't funny.

[@JoeTakagi00]

@@Silent_Shadow I thought the Sean Spicer ones were good

[@Allyourbase1990]

This show hasn’t been funny since the 90s

[@ToneTraveler]

SNL, ACLU, Me Too, Feminist Groups all seem to want to ignore this one “exception” where a Man was actually abused until a Jury verdict?? It’s amazing at how stone cold dismissive of reality they are to fit a narrative that was so profitable. It’s not like admitting you were totally fooled by that one co actor in Pineapple Express. I get it; embarrassed to admit they were wrong…kinda like Ambuser Heard.

[@mbrady67]

Sadly. Worst celebrity impersonation I’ve seen in a while, dude looked like Andy samberg and sam Rockwell had a baby.

[@texpdx]

I really thought they would have done better with this. There’s been so much to work with.

[@zari2662]

My thoughts exactly. They could have went in so many better/other directions.

[@sarahcoletti6946]

I think they might be waiting til a bit later in the trial, just in case, for legal purposes.

[@neiloch]

I know, right? They really shit the bed with this cold open.

[@dalnim4294]

Honestly, the actual trial has so many ridiculous moments that it's tough to satirize it.

[@aaronvirdee5813]

maybe this will carry on (being cold open) for a few weeks like the trial

[@laurenc2976]

So easy to watch this without laughing.

[@Equites279]

Comment made me laugh more then the vid lol

[@gabrielcarrillo5128]

​@@Equites279exactly

[@hockey_highlights_and_more]

Ya I didn’t even laugh 😭

[@zzzzxxxxxz6017]

The laughs from the crowd sounds recorded 🤦‍♂️

[@seajaimiller1133]

The fact that the “Real” trial is funnier then this skit is hilarious.

[@bondi-e2s]

really, you're watching it?

[@supahmariostyle]

@@bondi-e2s Exactly lol

[@DrDeathpwnsu]

SNL was like, how do we make this funny when it's already funny and decided they would go with not funny. Some writer somewhere was like we could have them find the poop, and then the other writer was like yeah, but should we actually make it funny? And the first writer says, not so funny but more of a funny-esque, we're talking about poop so that will work, we'll get that guy Keenan to be the one who comes in and over reacts to it too because he's silly. Funny-esque.

[@DrDeathpwnsu]

To their credit, topical+poop+Kenan is a solid backup plan if you're all out of funny ideas. It's just, they went with the backup plan.

[@sabevabg]

Absolutely great comment.

[@HearMeowt_YT]

How did they manage to not take advantage of the pure comedy gold presented by the defense

[@roostersideburns3440]

they screwed up

[@durrclips746]

It's SNL

[@showbizroxs]

Because this show is liberal and will not pass judgment on the woman no matter how delusional she is lol

[@kwizzledizzle4513]

Because that would mean they would also have to satirize Amber Heard... and that of course would be.....patriarchy...🤷‍♂️

[@SM-ce1uy]

you mean the defense who are only doing their JOB

[@pegah_di]

I laughed a lot more watching the actual trial.

[@ianlerner6092]

i laughed more at this comment than the video

[@luxi378]

@@ianlerner6092 and i actually laughed more at your comment. ...jesus, what's up with american comedy. is this it? this isn't it...

[@justafan5269]

@@luxi378 SNL hasn’t been funny for a long time

[@turdferguson4861]

Big same

[@Itskenny-]

Me too

[@andrewrai5752]

The real trial was waaaay more funnier and entertaining!

[@teddybearroosevelt1847]

Well, what are they supposed to do? A bunch of wokesters now have to do a bit on something that just proves that after all women aren’t always right and men aren’t always part of the patriarchy?

[@Cukito4]

More funnier? Really?

[@treystephens6166]

​@@Cukito4just rich people complaining.

[@JA-yz9nm]

When she said “how much more of this video do we have to watch?” I was thinking the same thing with this sketch…this was brutal to watch

[@chanelv5373]

I know! Wasn’t funny at all.

[@lmaoqasim]

That moment the actual entire trial is funnier than this sketch.

[@tk20channel]

Hahaha, great point. I definitely laughed more while watching the regular trial. Oh, and the "stepped on a bee" Tik Tokers...

[@VanessaHolguin]

Or, another way to put it... that moment when everything else in the universe other than SNL is funnier than SNL.

[@zedalba]

Including the breaks.

[@louhortonsculpture]

My favorite real line they could have just copied was Jonny’s reaction to the turd! “It was so outside…so bizarre…and so grotesque… I had to laugh”

[@env0x]

they took something that was naturally hilarious and made it PC and unfunny

[@hutch1197]

An entire team of writers was handed some of the easiest material in the world, and they wrote a 5-minute skit about smelling poop. I would have fired them just for the idea.

[@cernstormrunner7263]

@@corvey I mean the whole tape excerpt is black and Mexican stereotypes

[@SStupendous]

@@corvey Surprising not

[@AnoNymous-dh2sv]

@@corvey Why is that REVERSE racism? It's racism. Reverse would mean anti-racist.

[@werallgonnadi3035]

@@corvey every scat video I have ever seen involved 2 white people. Explain that.

[@marilynshelton2371]

Boring.

[@WillPreston3D]

its a good job they put a laughter track over this

[@lindajones2142]

This comment made me laugh more than the sketch

[@2xoliverontwitch592]

it’s bad when the actual thing has more jokes/is funnier than the snl sketch

[@YesLikeTheMermaid]

This

[@Aamonnater]

The word “more” implies the snl sketch was funny at all

[@Riclmnopp]

Your profile pic is funnier than this sketch.

[@Knightfall.]

When the actual trial is funnier than the SNL skit. Current day SNL, everyone 🤷‍♂️

[@bluecrystalpalace]

Exactly SNL is so f*cking corny. I just don't understand how they've been on the air this long! it's one of the 8th wonders of the world they're 90% corny and have amusing skits 8% and an actual funny one 2% of the time.

[@irippiri2847]

SNL fell off

[@chikato7106]

I wish we still had MadTV it was always better than SNL.

[@Knightfall.]

@@irippiri2847 years ago

[@CoercedJab]

@@bluecrystalpalace TV PROGRAMMING listen closely to the stories they tell you about first… Jan 6th… Russ helicopters… etc

[@Ris-vulpis]

This feels as well written and acted as a sophomore year highschool drama class project. You really could have done so much more.

[@angelhr79]

They must have gotten acting classes from the same woman Amber Heard did.

[@andrewmaddox2889]

And thats being generous

[@04dram04]

Because people don't watch SNL anymore

[@nicestguyinhouse6112]

I honestly thought the exact same, could of been done at drama class in 4th year made up in an hour and acted out the next hour. Honestly these comedians need to stop getting paid so they need actual good material

[@Bran_Redmaw]

That's not fair no matter what they did it won't be funnier than the trial

[@anitaspencer1734]

Not only did someone originally pitch the idea for this sketch, thinking it was funny, but then people also had to collectively decide that it was a good idea to make it happen. Some people worked to write it, and then some of them even decided to act it out in front of a live audience, and potentially to millions of others across the world. And they all said "Yes, this is a GOOD idea". That's the minimum of all the layers that sketch had to go through before it got to us.

[@Internet_Enjoyer]

wtf are you saying. this is still one of the worst sketches ever.

[@michaels9666]

I dont understand what the problem is with the sketch, everyone here is vague af

[@Vernors]

@@Internet_Enjoyerhe’s agreeing with you. He’s saying that this skit is horrible. Re read his comment.

[@Vernors]

@@michaels9666it’s not funny, and they had sooo much source material to work with and we ended up with this. Did you laugh? I had a straight face the entire time.

[@peaches3450]

I don’t think the writers for this skit have been watching clips from this trial because there is so much ridiculousness that they just missed. Amber’s mannerisms when she testifies, her incompetent defense, the exhausted judge. The poop in the bed is actually one of the LEAST hilarious parts!

[@444onthefloor]

Amanda ? Isn’t her name amber ?

[@peaches3450]

@@444onthefloor whatever lol

[@thalanoth]

it's a grumpy mkay, get it right lol

[@sheilamase2558]

@@444onthefloor Actually it’s Laura.

[@courtneywilliams9530]

Maybe they can’t watch clips of the trial. Maybe their testifying later this week 😂

[@superNowornever]

This could have been funny with a decent Johnny Depp impersonator. And good writers. And someone involved who is actually watching the trial. And so forth. There is so much great material in that trial, and they straight up missed it all.

[@fyeplays1717]

I'm surprised they did it at all.

[@Monicalala]

Are you the kind of person that walks through a contemporary art gallery going, “I could’ve made that”?

[@JodeneSparks1989]

True

[@superNowornever]

@@Monicalala No, usually I'm thinking: "my kids could have painted that square inside a square" Are you the kind of person who comes up with the most non sequitur possible reply to post on KZbin?

[@aalvarez2914]

Oh they probably watched it, and are spinning it for Amber, being just as deceitful as she was. They’re just trying to make it funny and failed. This ain’t funny, it’s pro-Heard propaganda spinning a false narrative. Her putting crap on his side of the bed when he asked for a divorce and smashing his finger off were only the tip of the iceberg of her abuse, and they’re trying to pretend even that was his fault..

[@terriblepaulsey4904]

I'm not a writer, but I just think that this sketch could've been a lot better if they had implemented some comedy throughout it.

[@Beardology]

The only thing about this video that made me laugh was scrolling down and reading your comment.

[@RoyFr]

Exactly my first laugh with 30seconds left in vid

[@vegaobscurax23]

Ha 🤣😂

[@silly_on_]

👑👑👑

[@papillonvu]

Underrated comment!! 😆

[@SH-ok7ov]

Me watching the trial:😅😭🤣🪦 Me watching this skit of the trial:😐😑

[@Riclmnopp]

The actual trial is funnier than this sketch.

[@Woodsaras]

Exactly.

[@MM-qp4pd]

Any news on the Ghislaine Maxwell trial??

[@Majf0821]

I was just about to comment this

[@realtalk37851]

Yall repeat the same comments smh

[@MarceloRomero360]

@@MM-qp4pd That case is done. She's just waiting sentencing.

[@shivanijoshi9252]

The fact that amber heard’s lawyer didn’t say “objection hearsay” every 5 seconds proves that they didn’t watch the actual trial Omg this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a comment!!! Thank you 😊 (Also to the people saying that JD’s lawyer was also saying objection, the skit has JD giving his testimony not Amber. So it wouldn’t make sense for JD’s own lawyer to say objection to their own question. That was something only Amber’s lawyer did)

[@NormaLilia24]

That was actually Camille (JD lawyer) saying it every 5 seconds AND* getting them sustained. Camille, the queen of sustained objections 👑 🦙🦙🦙

[@genericairik9553]

Johnny's lawyers did that, ya know, the good ones.

[@cherrie8445]

Bro nah each time Johnny wanted to say smn he we like “OBJECTION HEARSAY” bro even hearsay his own question 😭

[@BB-ed4om]

@@NormaLilia24 in retaliation yes.

[@mikeymay15]

The fact that you say one set of lawyers said that and not both proves YOU didn’t watch the actual trial

[@Riclmnopp]

Snl really crapped the bed with this cold open

[@roostersideburns3440]

agreed could have done better..with that hysterical bad performance amber gave on the stand

[@jscan4442]

This comment is funnier (and more on-point) than anything in the skit.

[@ShayniBC]

This was a HORRIBLE cold open! And your line here was much more funny than their entire skit. Kudos.

[@westerling8436]

调和油

[@ellie-tk4jy]

Na it's great

[@PassionateFlower]

0:13 I feel personally called out😂

[@TySmith-fs3yr]

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[@justingorman4804]

You should. Msnbc is nothing but propaganda trash

[@ToonCraftAnimation]

Wow lol... Having so much material from the actual trial THIS is what they came up with? 🤣

[@starbright144]

Right? Amica? Muffin man? My dog stepped on a bee? I mean? 🤔 but go after the victim.

[@OneJumpMan33]

Well all they want to do is make the trial look like a joke. They want us to think Johnny is a joke. It's sad that this is how they deal with a man coming forth about his abuse

[@heatherramaekers7178]

@@OneJumpMan33 they're both narcissists. the writers wanted to come off as someone with a life who isn't glued unhealthily to a clown show celebrity trial. someone who only found out about the trial via unwanted recommendations on their social media. anyone siding with either of them needs to focus back on their own life. neither of them are victims and they both deserve each other.

[@tll_anonymous4174]

Oh hey Moy, fancy seeing you here

[@levene_c098]

If you actually believe that none of them are victims then you need to do more research. You sound about as educated as a chair lawyer right now. (And if you don’t know what those are, it’s the fake lawyers of social media that suddenly have PhD’s and Doctorates in body analysis and law).

[@NikoJr.]

This was probably one of the worst things to come out of the trial, and I'm including abuse, drug addiction, and blackmail

[@Idontwannashutup]

Based samus poster

[@skootempaw694]

👍👍😜

[@theVillageofBri]

The real satire is how they portrayed Amber's lawyer as the competent one 😂

[@supersupersomething]

Agreed.

[@jujasname]

Facts

[@gagemann4120]

“And…the muffins!”

[@ballsmckenzie]

True

[@rosiewalker7676]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6GynHWEfJt4osk It’s finally here.

[@xzcvzxvxcvz]

I hope I remember to say “Damn! Smell like boo boo in hea!” when I step into work tomorrow

[@BobLoblaw23]

They really defending amber heard? Making her legal team look competent.

[@heatherramaekers7178]

didn't seem like they were defending amber Heard, seemed like they called her a crazy bitch who cuts off fingers and poops on beds and also that Johnny probably has a history of pissing off crazy bitches. I think they nailed it right in the head, sorry it was too abridged for most, not everyone watches the trial.

[@RedFactionMedia]

Yeah that's the most WTF part here. It comes off as bitter and delusional.

[@clancythealligator3122]

This whole sketch and the fact that they didn't portray Amber says a lot about current state of SNL

[@retronerds6884]

True if this was the other way around best believe they'd go all out

[@ToxicGreen357]

Sad but true. Amber and her team are a comedians wet dream! I can't believe this is the skit they settled on. Cringe lol

[@annward7794]

Yes, it’s says they were able to craft a sketch around this Suit without relying on misogyny or ableism and still poke fun at both sides.

[@josephbenson4413]

I love have loved most of Depp's movies and, while fan might be a string word, I'll say I'm a fan none-the-less. But... Both of them come off as terrible people.

[@bionicload7704]

@@annward7794 In other words comedy is dead at SNL, also water is wet

[@KaitJenz]

You had sooooo much potential with this trial… but if you’re too scared to call her out, maybe just don’t do the skit…

[@TheDrill65]

Yes. Spot on.

[@johnbowyer8266]

Boom goes the dynamite. This should be top comment.

[@sharkwhisperer7326]

They really did and apparently they really are

[@Jade_902]

Yea poo poo skits? Like are we viewers 5?

[@ellielynn8219]

Yess! 🙌🏼 exactly!

[@1Honey0]

Ambers acting in the courtroom was better than this.

[@joniheisenberg6691]

Love every time in the actual trial when Johnny Depp makes a point of calling out the lawyer “ yes, Mr. Rottenborn.”

[@b-dub6865]

Right. Where’s the sketch on him?

[@MoneyStrategiesSOULutions]

It is absolutely insane - Amber knows how to pick 'em! That snarky unprofessional "psychologist" too!

[@Every_Day_islike_Sunday]

One time he just said "Rotten." I died!

[@mariannaagh5812]

Yeah, it almost sounds like an insult 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mermaiddiyartist8119]

He was born rotten 😂

[@1471perry]

the most offensive part of this apart from not being funny is how they made amber's lawyer look and sound reasonable and professional

[@lilducko]

I was thinking the same thing

[@julkap4190]

It's like they barely know what's going on. I don't watch the whole trials and I feel like even I know more then they.

[@RedOnly]

I mean... c'mon did they miss the part where the ENTIRE courtroom laughed at her??? Or the one that objected to the answer....of the question HE asked HIS witness?

[@violet-trash]

Purely a coincidence, I'm sure. 🙄

[@OO-mo3gc]

They scared of amber or her boyfriend like musk?

[@rhiannonbanannon9604]

They were so afraid of mocking the “victim” that they did indeed mock the real victim. Way to go. Kate would’ve made a great AH.

[@KrakkenXXX]

Right what a bunch of spineless swine

[@kylaperrotte3853]

agreed

[@NoalFarstrider]

The way they portrayed Johnny as someone who makes women want to shit their bed is insane. And the judge saying this trial is for fun instead of justice for Johnny is absurd. The fact they would of slandered johnny without any evidence in the past is what the trial is actually about.... Even to the point of hearsay/slander of Johnny Depp makes women so angry they want to shit in his bed....

[@ArkansasEllie]

Yup! Amber must be getting her stand-coke from the same dealer.

[@sunfilmproductions3741]

Yep, they are playing safe and was bias and not funny really

[@TsetsiStoyanova]

The actors did a decent job I guess

[@youngwoochung88]

Let's list all the missed opportunities. I'll start. - 'Objection hearsay' whenever johnny opens his mouth - Objecting to own question - dog stepped on a bee - Dirty carpet - Muffins

[@mc-rn8ro]

Heard’s lawyer coining the phrase “mega-pint” Elon Musk nope-ing out of the whole mess even though he was originally scheduled to testify for the defense Heard most likely doing coke while on the stand Heard’s constant doodling and random staring

[@jaxsmith1204]

Yeah. The TikTok voiceovers of people reenacting the dirty carpet scene with the jar of cocaine were funnier than this skit lol. SNL writers tried too hard not to offend Amber's side (had no problem portraying Johnny as a smarmy villain though, strangely) and it completely takes the humor out of it bc this trial is so iconic BECAUSE of how one sided it is and watching a pathological liar (Amber) at work. You can't just ride the "very fine people on both sides haha poop funny" punchline. In doing so, they made a mockery of the real victim, but were too scared to even cast someone to play the abuser.

[@ah1106onps3]

-Amber Heard posing for a crying photo on the stand with her new PR manager -Johnny Depp getting angry at his lawyer for eating his gummy bears -Mr. Rottenborn asking a witness about Johnny Depp's penis -Alpacas

[@ah1106onps3]

Oh and the vaping witness who drives away during his deposition

[@444onthefloor]

-“good morning mr. ROTTEN-BORN” -Elaine going off on a rant about ambers “p***y while questioning witness - “his eyes were bLaCk!!! They were BLACK!!@!@!” -Witness who vaped in the car and started driving away - 1 million alpacas 🦙 -Ambers insane facial expressions/bad acting movie monologue-like testimony - fake crying/Patting forehead instead of eyes with a dry tissue

[@picklesthewise]

I guess you can say the writers really did sh*t the bed with this opening.

[@yangsrealm2536]

This comment is actually funnier than the video…

[@Itsjustmyopinionduh]

This needs more likes

[@Dessian1st]

They didn't copp out, they crapped out.

[@lifeveteran79]

this joke was better than the whole sketch!

[@dfangirl72]

expression don't you I said yes I do ☺️😜🤣

[@LadyLauda]

Yeahh not once did I laugh or even smile during that. The writers really did drop the ball.

[@deltafour1212]

Isn't that with every SNL skit?

[@cjg1029]

@@deltafour1212 nope there's a lot of funny snl skits. I respect that not every one is going to be a hit. Especially disappointed with this one though

[@tasmanianwalrus583]

@@deltafour1212 Hell nah

[@deltafour1212]

@@cjg1029 You have more respect for every skit than I do. I expect them all to be not funny and shocked when one of them finally is. I finally just stopped watching SNL and among other reasons

[@TeelDove777]

The writers shouldn’t have even PICKED UP the ball! In fact the ball is too big for them. This makes them look so small. DO IT RIGHT OR LEAVE IT ALONE.

[@ShanesTubes]

jfc.. I miss the late 90s early 00s snl. Some of the early 90s too. I check out episodes every once in a while just in case...

[@foxyp00]

Goes to show that SNL can make literally anything unfunny

[@thatguymichaelhtx]

I literally had a straight face the entire time

[@last7509]

you cant make fun of something thats already bananas

[@terrakage4462]

@@last7509 yet countless others have been able to make the material available funny on their own with much more work put into it. For example the person who is making ace attorney scenes out of trial. Making new models, artwork, and animations either from scratch or from reference. They dropped the ball hard for sure

[@MikeTheD]

I stopped watching at 2:24. No particular reason or joke, just knew it would suck

[@TheRedRaven_]

Who even watches this show, honestly? Their jokes are so cringe and the fact they had so much material to work with.

[@Alritealritealrite]

Yes this is the first time I've watched one of their skits in a long time and I only smiled because I heard the word dookie and that's it

[@NinjaPandallnight]

I’m sure Kate McKinnon could have killed it playing Amber Heard

[@rdp16rulez]

Nah, if Kate played Amber, it would have make Kyle's casting as Johnny look even worse. Poor Kyle looked like the high school play version of Johnny Depp.

[@EMarrs42]

Agreed, but then again, Kate would have killed it even playing Johnny.

[@jelef001]

She CAN next week

[@chadstephens3640]

She won't...she/her is scared 😱

[@JJMarie3509]

After the verdict maybe

[@frankiedankie4798]

Well there’s 5 minutes and 16 seconds of my life I can’t get back

[@BareBandSubscription]

As someone else here said, SNL, *if you’re too scared to call her out, don’t even bother.*

[@johndough5192]

It’s just SNL is not funny anymore. They haven’t been funny in DECADES. I am so confused as to who laughs or even watches this crap. The writers of this show try way to hard and fail miserably. I haven’t so much as cracked a smile to anything that’s been on this show in the past 20 years.

[@jeffreyali1456]

@@johndough5192 some of their ads are funny as hell, but for the most part, it really isn’t all that funny anymore

[@ersendal2466]

yeah its not funny anymore .and i live in middle east..

[@julkap4190]

I was hoping that this will be about Amber Heard or that at least they would make fun of both of them and not just Johny (who maybe deserves a small amount of roast for those smiles but not that much). But no, they disappointed me very much. It's not even that funny. And I'm angry that they made Amber to look like she is the victim. SHE CUT OFF HIS FINGER!!!!

[@Venezia41]

Exactly

[@LUVbailee2]

I’m glad we can all agree that SNL has disappointed us all with this sketch. They completely missed all the pure comedy gold that is this trial. Edits on TikTok are funnier let’s be honest.

[@alyceadavis]

Yeah because making fun of SA is hilarious /s

[@SuperPeterok]

I refuse to watch Tik Tok

[@ejodh0826]

@@SuperPeterok no one asked you

[@freddie-fucknmercury891]

There are memes of the trial funnier than this sketch.

[@10801hannah]

Nothing about a domestic abuse trial is funny

[@alexandruv.3390]

So nice to see SNL do skits even though all the writters are away on holiday.

[@Peanutdenver]

Wow SNL turned into some real unfunny shite. Time to euthanize the show or the writers or the "comics" as this is seriously cringe worthy.

[@g0tst1ngs]

Even nicer if this were true. Unfortunately I'm pretty sure they were all involved for this 🙄

[@zoobrizz]

It’s never funny even when they are there.

[@kilis3804]

H AHAH HA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HA

[@cobracommander8133]

This comment is funnier than anything on SNL 😂

[@astropioneer3296]

I love how genuinely happy everyone is when they do the "Live from New York, it's Saturday night!!!" bit at the end.

[@temper44]

They play a stock audience sound over it, its the same noise every week.

[@astropioneer3296]

@@temper44 Having attended a show once (Reece Witherspoon with Florence & The Machine) it genuinely is a thrill and the audience is that excited.

[@owenbrash1750]

Just when you thought SNL couldn't get any less funny they set a whole new low You never disappoint in disappointing

[@coldfusionwaffles]

But poop, poop is funny! Hash tag doo doo in the bed! I'm being sarcastic but... it takes real skill to take something a juvenile as shit jokes and effectively taco bell them all over the stage in a brown flood of cringing boredom, killing the joke... SNL is effectively comedy constipation, they push and squeeze and pop a blood vessel in the eye and take a look back at what they're sure fell out, and nothing in the bowl...

[@IC_XC_NIKA]

😹😹😹

[@hope-cat4894]

They did a good job with the R. Kelly interview sketch, so I can't understand how they missed the obvious jokes like Elaine's "What if Anything...?" catchphrase, the muffins, the defaced 'peen-casso' painting, or even the fact that Johnny called the poop a "Grumpy." The humor is right there!

[@sandraday6955]

That is their trick say something that is not funny but say it over and over and over and over and over and over ... IS IT FUNNY YET!!

[@shiningkimmy]

@@coldfusionwaffles This sounds like me going to the bathroom. Thank the goddesses I’m seeing a doctor next month

[@kare2much]

Leave it to SNL to portray the most clownish lawyer in the room as the only sensible one.

[@Slippindisc]

That’s how they do it. That’s the only funny part of this whole skit.

[@dillon1387]

Wow, a skit with so much potential and they blew it big time

[@supitsamber_]

why do people keep saying that?

[@agentdisciple3101]

@@supitsamber_ cuz this skit was terrible

[@glennlrw]

Just like 99% of their sketches for years. I don't know why I even watch, but I am an eternal optimist. I keep hoping for something good. I am like Charlie Brown thinking Lucy will hold that damn football long enough to get a kick out of it.

[@dianapevtsov]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hpargZ-if6-Hf7s

[@emilyhammonds5632]

The sketch could have been funny if you were actually willing to call Amber Heard out fully but because your mainstream media your too scared too

[@guntertorfs6486]

Glad to see a woman calling their bias out. Men accusing them in the same way are usually called a misogynist.

[@bloodaonadeline8346]

@@guntertorfs6486Always called misogynist and they don’t even know what the word means.

[@openskies11]

I see they were too frightened to have someone impersonate Amber Heard.

[@tomlanganrealtor-yourhomei4153]

I guess they were too frightened to have someone impersonate Johnny Depp too? WTF was that?

[@blflower3665]

What if that fake ver turd started pooping on screen to make it look more realistic 😂😂😂

[@fragwagon]

Everyone keeps saying Kate, but I think Melissa would have nailed those crazy facial contortions. 🤪 But no, they cast her as.....the Spanish speaking housekeeper? LOL.....what an insult.

[@gabrielleg.1347]

Wow how could they not do Amber Heard's testimony or literally anything else but this? This whole trial is comedy gold and somehow they managed to not make it funny.

[@firstnamelastname816]

Yeah trials about an abusive relationship are hilarious

[@jaysonoweh2227]

@@firstnamelastname816 said by the person who pushes drugs on too people

[@johnny.V03]

I already know their take on the Rittenhouse trial

[@Bamazon1990]

They are with a lying train wreck like Amber Heard.

[@SuperPeterok]

Was it a feminist who wrote this skit?

[@mimihuisenfeldt1988]

How could they not refer to it as a “grumpy “ like Depp did????

[@dianapevtsov]

I don't know if they were trying to not repeat what TikTok had already covered or what the hell, but they avoided a lot of seemingly fertile stuff.

[@cruisinguy6024]

Apparently "grumpy" was JD's nickname for the psycho. So by calling Heard's turd a grumpy it had a double meaning and THAT was probably the first time JD ever actually slapped AH.

[@NormaLilia24]

And also could’ve added that JD knows it not the dogs bc he picked up their “fun” .... so many missed opportunities smh

[@fernandillo9097]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j6mZoaGrj9Vse7s

[@ac-jn1iq]

@@cruisinguy6024 I doubt he ever slapped her. We would hear about it on the multitude of 5 hour long recordings . All we hear about is her slapping and hitting him while he runs away and hides from her

[@lrose1046]

With all the hilarious material they had, how in the world did they manage to f up this sketch??

[@mercygrace4684]

They were so afraid of making fun of a victim, that they actually made fun of a victim.

[@fernandillo9097]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j6mZoaGrj9Vse7s

[@joeb134]

Funny because they seem like they are both crazy

[@LetterToGodFromMeToYou]

@@joeb134 Typical of someone who didn't watch the trial. If it wasn't your concern and you had better things to do than to watch it, maybe it is best to not try to have an opinion about it. Otherwise, it just makes people think of you as the weird incel who comes into conversations, out of nowhere, just to be a part of the group.

[@joeb134]

@@LetterToGodFromMeToYou Whoo dude. Calm down. Triggered much?

[@rosesweetcharlotte]

Yeah, this doesn't really feel like something we should make fun of right now

[@Jvljvljvl]

I didn’t think anyone could act worse than Amber Heard, this proved me wrong.

[@ruyacloud9016]

Underrated reply

[@papennypincher7287]

Touché

[@payt00n]

Amber Turd*

[@dantedarkies192]

Brutal, yet true

[@ShawsOwn]

And with that, some random KZbin comment just one upped the entire overpaid writing cast of unfunny snl.

[@snc9035]

This feels like a parody of SNL parodying the actual trial

[@NinjaStroll]

But then it would actually be funny

[@jenh6247]

Agree. It filtered the humor right out of the situation

[@jurgisvalancauskas4006]

They were clearly avoiding making fun of Amber Heard. In that case they should have avoided making this skit at all.

[@grantwhite4201]

"This trial is for fun" is all I needed to hear. SNL, you had every opportunity to make quality jokes about AH's legal team being incompetent, stumbling idiots, yet you took the route of not addressing any of that. One of AH's lawyers objected to his own question, speculated that his cat could've conducted Google searches, and interrupted one of Mr. Depp's friends repeatedly to the point where the judge got upset. Do better. #StandWithJohnny

[@TeelDove777]

This comment! YES. Johnny Depp is the biggest movie star of our generation. SNL is the biggest letdown of our generation

[@empressofawesome7099]

"speculated that his cat could've conducted Google searches," PLEASE tell me more about that part?!

[@HarperSophia]

Dying 😂😂😂😂" speculated that his cat could've conducted Google searches"

[@HarperSophia]

@@empressofawesome7099 lol the lawyer was trying to put suspicion on Google trends.

[@adrianaholst8250]

SNL never puts out good content and this is included, but I don't think they were saying DV is fun. The fact is, the trial is an absolute shitshow, and people are watching it like they'd watch the superbowl. It's disturbing and there's nothing wrong with pointing it out tbf

[@anthonytuccillo6274]

I didn't laugh once...unlike the actual trial I'm constantly laughing 😅 😂

[@faithinhisblood777]

Do you know if you're going to Heaven? Jesus Christ died for our sins. He was buried, and he rose again the third day 1 Corinthians 15: 1-4 Believe in what Jesus Christ did for you and you will be sealed with the Holy Spirit of promise.

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

They had the potential to make this skit way funnier

[@BooBanana]

This was possibly the most safe and unfunny sketch I’ve ever seen on this trial. It might be time to pack it up guys.

[@raqueladauto7309]

🎯

[@reallyhappenings5597]

Only when Lorne Michaels drops dead will this long-useless show finally be gone too.

[@thetruth1862]

SNL is a great show so many unforgettable skits , dobt let this one ruin the past 40 years , when Lorne passes they will keep going and they should maybe a new vision for the future is just what they need

[@melissak8892]

Thry cant quit, they still have agendas to push

[@coffehbear3359]

From the comments the millennials want to deplatform SNL too - a great icon of comedy. Yeah TikTok the Chinese spyware platform is the only great source of humor. so ridic.

[@MattKrath]

They could’ve done so much more with this like having the characters parody the funniest moments like the lawyer calling hearsay on his own question instead of focusing all on the fecal matter.

[@GigiNKD]

Agreed!

[@user-if5lq4fz4m]

Agreed... the potty humor got old pretty quickly.

[@mantheking]

I don't think there is any way for any comedian in the world to make that any funnier than it already is.

[@shantytown22]

They literally focused on the shittiest part of the trial.

[@evapyrros4520]

it is disgusting to make a mockery of domestic abuse

[@foxglove1268]

this had so much potential.. missed it SNL

[@nyawrong1499]

They did not understand the assignment 😂

[@TonyG8992]

Original Mad TV would have made this legendary.

[@vickielawson3114]

I agree. They would have done something really good with it. It definitely would have pushed the outrageous nature of the whole thing.

[@blacksabbath2060]

Mad tv was way better than SNL SNL has always been garbage

[@stressbucket9846]

I watch these clips from time to time and am always left feeling this exact same way. I really miss MAD

[@marleyjr.bobert6639]

You speak nothing but truths

[@TRJ2241987]

Imagine the old school MadTV's writers and crew reactions to watching this

[@WalkinChristum]

That Johny Depp looks more like Zlatan lol

[@tuvieja4322]

literally thought that was zlatan when I clicked on the video

[@joanasantos367]

I was looking for this comment!

[@rustyshackleford81]

I wanted to thumbs up, but I dare not interrupt perfection 🤟

[@n0shortcuts]

If Zlatan was an awkward Mooney character with no social skills or acting ability

[@Pt0wN973b0iI]

Kevin From The Backstreet Boys.

[@rosesacks7430]

"if I'm lying I'm flying "🤣

[@bleepbloop9251]

Missed an opportunity for an impersonation of amber heard and to hear her say her dog stepped on a bee 🥴

[@reneelyndamartinez1362]

🤣

[@dalnim4294]

"my dog stepped on a bee 🥴... and johnny never hit mee"

[@Nightshade1881]

Legally they couldn’t 🥹

[@jillmayer9501]

they gotta be careful about abuse claims

[@EikottXD]

@@dalnim4294 She said that?

[@jerrylee2326]

This is what happens when writers are more worried about offending people than doing their job and trying to be funny

[@444onthefloor]

Pc culture and social justice has killed comedy

[@XvFenixvX]

They must not want to get smacked by will Smith or tackled by some random guy in the crowd

[@peachrocker9716]

i dont' understand how anyone can get offended by them making fun of amber heard, who not only made JOhnny bleed but cut the skin and bone off of his finger

[@Fashioncarnage81]

Well you can thank all of the people that get offended by every little thing that is said.If you watch real old SNL skits man that used to say the funniest shit and yeah it was really controversial but that’s what made it funny! Now everybody gets their panties in a bunch over everything so I can’t imagine what it’s like to be a writer for a comedy show now. So you can’t blame them you gotta blame the little pussies that can’t handle comedy gold

[@heythere6804]

SNL in a nutshell over the last couple years. Seen high school comedy troops do better

[@streetsdisciple0014]

The actual trial is 100 X better than this skit.

[@rosiewalker7676]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6GynHWEfJt4osk It’s finally here.

[@runitonce7791]

That's literally what the point of the skit is

[@scarletfinite8041]

@@runitonce7791 The point of this comedy skit is to be extremely unfunny compared to the actual trial?

[@mixoh]

@@scarletfinite8041 😂

[@samarakeys7376]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mKqrgo2lmbaooJo It’s finally here…

[@SYNAPTIKMETAL]

I couldnt stop laughing..............because I never started. 😕

[@joaocourinha8222]

With all the hilarious material you had from the trial this is the best comedy you could come up with?

[@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter]

What’s funnier then making poop jokes?

[@rosiewalker7676]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6GynHWEfJt4osk It’s finally here.

[@blootooth00]

@@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter Muffins, Incompetent lawyers, dogs stepping on bees, amber smirking inappropriately, Johnny telling jokes inappropriately, and anything else that's gone on that I've missed.

[@somegenerichandle]

@@blootooth00 the muffin questioning was funny. JD and his lawyers are swallowing candy compulsively. Even something about the memes like their outfits matching of the coke hanky.... Or Depp saying "dancing and drugs" were on the wedding schedule...

[@samarakeys7376]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mKqrgo2lmbaooJo It’s finally here…

[@paulconwell8724]

I truly believe that this opening will be listed as the most hated sketch in the history of SNL.

[@veryimportantperson3657]

I think there's a lot of competition but you may be right.

[@OhWellWhatTheHell1]

3 words: Elon Musk Wario

[@rachelnesbitt4834]

All agree say AYE

[@robbieabalos722]

Upvote this

[@raymondkidwell7135]

I thought it was good. Not their best, but funny.

[@OddWoz]

Yeah this is pathetically sad. You can tell they were trying to do everything they could to not pile on Amber even though she’s obviously the funny component because of her ridiculous lies and antics.

[@SuperChuckRaney]

Did you see her sniff the coke in that hanky?

[@probrickgamer]

Hollywood is such bullshit. Not sure why they seem to always be on the wrong side of history no matter what

[@J_Trask]

Lmao SNL couldn’t NOT make skits relating to this trial.

[@BiggisDickus]

It’s like they even flipped it and made Johnny look silly

[@SailorMorgy28]

It’s because amber is a woman and SNL can’t possibly put down a woman….even if she is evil 🙃

[@robrob9250]

Laughed more at the actual trial

[@maxwellboothby5932]

This needs to be redone by someone who can correctly satirise the material. Amber wasn't shown once, her lawyer needs to say objection more, they focused entirely too much on poop in the bed, and to be honest Johnny smiling is because of Amber's terrible legal defense.

[@Pack-Man199]

I don’t even like tiktok but tiktokers did a way better job on this

[@charg1nmalaz0r51]

na johnny smirks liek that because hes uncomfortable talking about things. Its like a nervous tik. He does it when talking about his childhood abuse too which i imagine he didnt find funny in the slightest.

[@avamasquerade]

I'm more annoyed with the obvious contempt they have for our intelligence.

[@WinWin-oo4uk]

@@charg1nmalaz0r51 Johnny has a nervous smile.

[@bpark3726]

More likely that he knows he can beat women regularly and still have numerous Jack Sparrow fans get slobber on themselves as the defend him. Hope he doesn’t kill the next one.

[@deanwoods8397]

Wow! How can they take something funny and make it unfunny! Pure gold.

[@santoshnarayana7879]

I dont know if it was unfunny, I think rather it was just mildly humorous.

[@Morristown337]

SNL already sat the bar too high for itself. Its hard to live up to the artistic gold that has come thru that place every weekend. In our past we were spoiled with good writers and did not even know it. It is not just SNL; writers are ruining Star Trek and pumping shows out to stream barely watchable the first round. I can only guess that streaming is less budget for shows then television and they decided to cut good writing.

[@austintrousdale2397]

Perhaps, but FWIW, I found Nicole Wallace (Kate McKinnon)’s opening line remarkably self-aware, considering that SNL writers are part of the NBC extended family. #breakingpoints #rising #usefulidiots

[@sufamidan1006]

@@santoshnarayana7879 it was standard for snl, meaning … catastrophically unfunny.

[@cee8876]

So we are putting the blame on Depp. In addition, we are just glad we are not involved. So Amber Heard is free from any satire and blame? Interesting perspective.

[@seanceknowles2911]

It was so unfunny, why even do this skit.

[@metroboom2831]

Don’t worry, the others 999 channels are making Amber Joke 🤣, SNL is dying o dead...

[@Treesandhustle]

SNL swings away at JD without clowning AH.. shameful to make fun of the actual victim JD

[@alluringbliss4165]

SNL has always been biased.

[@baalzebullordofhell6967]

Depp is a liar trying to smear the woman he abused.

[@jumanjiman86]

Snl really seemed like they went with the “we believe Amber” take on this trial. I welcome anyone to comment and tell me why I’m wrong but to me it was obvious that Amber Heard was the main abuser in that relationship.

[@BareBandSubscription]

She was the ONLY abuser in that relationship.

[@artuselias]

@@BareBandSubscription So throwing glass around and calling your wife "rotting corpse" is not at all abusive? Mr. Depp is a violent person, and he has been for a long time, and this whole lawsuit is just a continuation of that abuse.

[@mirandamccauley3861]

They should of thrown more Amber into this. I'll just stick with the trial. Way funnier

[@jraposo]

Ah the left media is rallying up to defend poor amber, as usual, against all evidence, logic or veridicts. She will always be the victim to these hypocrites because... ahh she is a woman, and abusive lying woman don't exist to these feminist men hating writers and producers. Disgusting.

[@sheldonschultz4681]

I have never felt like I just waisted time watching SNL cold opens, Today that changed. I agree the trial was better and I don't watch trials.

[@thelogicalthinker6145]

“This is not the first woman you’ve made so mad that she pooped in your bed.” Wow, nice victim blaming there, SNL.

[@RocioNicte]

And that's why this video has more than 292,000 dislikes!

[@thelogicalthinker6145]

@@RocioNicte not that we can see it, thanks KZbin!

[@joshuacoomer4955]

it is complete trash smh. idk how after a win they still try to make him the bad guy joke punchline when it should be more about amber turd. just goes to show their personal agenda.

[@guntertorfs6486]

@@joshuacoomer4955 The woman is always the victim. No matter what. And we males are supposed to be the priviledged ones.

[@kittales8121]

This is more believable than the actual trial

[@johnnydepp7252]

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[@ellabanks4085]

“Cold” perfectly describes this opening and distasteful at its finest.

[@vicentaguarcas5945]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mpOvY4eai8Z1g7M

[@jonathanorozco3244]

A sketch about literal shit on a bed figuratively “shit the bed”. How fitting.

[@peterbarrett5496]

Dude, wait u know that actually happened in the trail right? She shat the bed in real life

[@scourge8097]

@@peterbarrett5496 Yes...that's why he said "a sketch about LITERAL shit on a bed FIGURATIVELY shit the bed." Meaning a story about someone who actually took a shit on a bed was so bad that it...as people say when someone fucks something up, "shit the bed." This was a terrible skit. It was just on a tea for them...someone to try and approximate Depp's mannerisms(they did not come close) or I don't know, just anything to make it funny would have been nice.

[@completelyfascinating6981]

I was neutral in the beginning, but now I believe Johnny. Amber’s story has way too many inconsistencies. She has ruined it for real domestic abuse victims by lying - setting back the movement against domestic violence.

[@scourge8097]

@@completelyfascinating6981 I don't think that's the case at all. This hasn't ruined anything for domestic violence victims. It's simply shown that Men can be victims as well. If Amber Heard had called the police with the "broken nose," she claims, this would be a wrap. If she'd gone to the Hospital after an INCREDIBLY violent sexual assault, he'd be in prison(if it had happened). She lied, people found out about it, that's all that happened. This won't have any real impact on DV victims. It MAY give people a pause before they blindly believe a women in the midst of a divorce claiming that they've been abused...but they should question things. Plenty of Men have been accused of a lot of ugly things when divorces get ugly...including things like abusing their children. You shouldn't be able to just make a singular claim sans all evidence and ruin someone's life. Even that will continue because...most people can't imagine why you'd just make a story up.

[@scourge8097]

@@completelyfascinating6981 ....that said, it is sad what she's doing to actual victims. She's mocking them. Victims of violence or any type of sexual assault(particularly the...again, very violent graphic depiction Heard did in Court).