Johnny Lawrence Insulting People For 6 Minutes Straight

[@MagentaCartherWrites]

Holy shit, you guys! Just surpassed ONE MILLION VIEWS! Y’all are totally badass! 😍👊❤️🙌

[@crxptic.t]

it’s very unusual you barely have any comments on this

[@SubjectiveCinema]

Y'all? Haha, I have a feeling someone is from Texas xD. Cogrqts

[@1337ofDiscreet1]

@@SubjectiveCinema Don't FUCK with Texas! D:< (not from Texas 😅)

[@SubjectiveCinema]

@@1337ofDiscreet1 I'm from Texas xD

[@Chronically_JK]

🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

[@MinimiMax]

Miguel's asthma never became an issue after Johnny told him to stop having asthma. Doctors hate him.

[@everybodysMaster1]

Doctors didn't think Miguel would walk again! Johnny told him to walk. We need johnny at the make a wish foundation.

[@khalilbrandyburg2038]

Johnny needs to fight covid

[@Xenovation3334]

Hawk also got off the spectrum

[@jonathankopf8330]

@@Xenovation3334 Lmao

[@eanderson9599]

Johnny is a god

[@ronaldh8446]

The most hated character from 80's movies is now one of the most beloved character's of 21st century television. Too awesome!

[@davidbanks8823]

@AngloGirl85UK Such as Principal Ed Rooney on Ferris Bueller's Day Off

[@SGK1206]

@AngloGirl85UK Ye he was cuz he bullied daniel

[@stormisboredgaming8801]

@@SGK1206 cough daniel the real bully cough

[@jarlvincentpineda4622]

@@stormisboredgaming8801 how? Johnny pushed him, taunted him, purposely tripped him, & kicked him, and Daniel only retaliated after he got knocked down. How was Daniel being a bully? "hE tRiEd to StEal Ali" No, he didn't, they broke up, and he didn't know that they dated. "ThE wAtEr hOsE" it was just a harmless prank, it's not like he constantly beats the shit out of Johnny. Even though I love Johnny he's still an asshole in KK1.

[@mrskenobi67764]

Nah he’s the most hottest 😍

[@MarkDice]

The world needs more Johnny Lawrences

[@jaobidan2358]

If Trump grew up in the 80s, he'd be Johnny Lawrence.

[@jwill5892]

Agreed. Luv your videos.

[@huenhuan2103]

There are more Johnny Lawrences. They've been cancelled and censored by all these PC morons. Whether people like to admit or not, the past Head Orange man was a Johnny Lawrence type with the mean tweets and political incorrectness. People need to ponder that when they're celebrating Johnny.......

[@FirstLast-dm7hv]

Johnny Lawrence meets Brian Stelter in an alley...

[@firefalcon100]

what you mean men with a pair? yup i agree

[@Jae..9..]

I love how he’s still stuck in the 80’s. The flashbacks to his glory days, the 80’s rock, even his slang is still 80’s. Nerd, hot babes, boom box, dork, pansie, etc. lol

[@daves.3278]

Fr lmaooo

[@marcosc9130]

To be fair nerd and babes are still going to this day.

[@reijiminato8762]

Don't forget Iron Eagle!

[@habkeinnamengefund]

Unsucessful people get Stuck in their past pretty easy

[@daves.3278]

@@habkeinnamengefund facts. Story of my life. But working on it 🙏🙏

[@snyper105]

Johnny Lawrence discovering the internet was hands down the best moment in the entire show.

[@belkyb14]

🤣🤣🤣💯 I loved it 🙌

[@bhargavram4027]

I agree bro. Loved that part. Especially the first thing he did when he found the internet is omg 😂 😂 😂

[@Yurihyuga766]

Ohh man and he’s using an old school windows

[@belkyb14]

@@Yurihyuga766 Windows XP 😁

[@John-xr9ry]

💯

[@JTB33b]

What makes him so hilarious is he is not trying to insult them. He is just giving his honest opinion. This is how they are able to make him likeable despite all the insults, Because he doesn't know he is insulting them. In his mind he is just having a regular conversation.

[@belkyb14]

😁👍🏼

[@johnpark7972]

He sounds like a Marine drill instructor in that having to hear harsh words from him it trains you to be mentally resilient and not get so weak over an insult

[@KracklinDark]

The world would be so much more ordered if people just spoke like him. Like I get that the truth can be harsh sometimes but I don't think that beats out the clarity saying the truth gives.

[@ExtremeMan10]

@@KracklinDark truth is ONLY HARSH, never good, if truth is ever good its a lie, because reason people lie is to turn good thing into bad one. But people these days are too sensitive, and its speaks for itself.

[@tjp2109]

Well it's a generational thing. The characters are only a few yrs older than me and this is literally how we talked growing up. Lawrence's lines are 'normal' by my generation. We've been tampered down by wokism.

[@jay_sun2088]

He’s my favorite character in Cobra Kai. He has the funniest moments. “She lives in Colorado so it probably takes awhile.”

[@echobird115]

Ha ha ha ha ha 😂🤣

[@ch1cken_tenderz829]

And “I always assumed Ali was so hot she could avoid work” and when Daniel showed him her husband he said “what does this asshole look like, oh he looks like such a tool look at that asshoel face”

[@maxwellbaker3951]

Yea, Facebook messages take forever these days

[@cavemanjay]

"send it to the internet" was the one for me.

[@robert04872]

@@cavemanjay Put one of those hashbrowns on it like hashbrown Cobra Kai.

[@the-ironclad]

Sensei, I have COVID- Johnny: QUIET

[@ultimatehope549]

Johnny: “I don’t know what the hell that is, but get rid of it.”

[@akmal94ibrahim]

The next day, it'll be cured. The healing powers of Johnny Lawrence is godlike.

[@waterman1924]

That's actually funny

[@smackinbaits6693]

I don't know what Covid is but leave that outside of the Dojo!

[@EpicDubTime23]

"I have coronavirus." Johnny: "You shouldn't be drinking Corona in the first place, here's some Coors Banquet."

[@Camslam_]

I wanna see Johnny Lawrence vs Gordon Ramsay Gordon: FUCK OFF Johnny: QUIET

[@hehhehhuhhuh7014]

CamSlam 2496: GOOD ONE!

[@jakobgrayson1039]

It'd be like when two antivirus programs detect eachother

[@Decommissioning-this-channel]

Gordon: “where’s the lamb sau...” Johnny: “QUIET!!!”

[@chevvalah1085]

YES.

[@Th0ughtf0rce]

And Kreese would be a match for Marco Pierre White.

[@flipper-b8588]

In the 80s you loved Larusso. Now we all love Johnny Lawrence.

[@TheChosennn]

Yeah

[@john9409]

If you rewatch the film, you'll like Johnny more again :) I remember i watched them all before starting cobra kai incase of old references I may have forgotten and realised Daniel wouldn't have half the trouble if he didn't keep trying to start a fight

[@ericstorm6582]

@@john9409 Daniel says they kept beating him every now and then before Halloween and it was Johnny who started the fight

[@anugranmathimugan2778]

Nah always loved JL

[@ghg.14]

@@ericstorm6582 no it was Daniel he was putting the water on him

[@MVangelmx]

"The patriarchy" "I hate the Patriots too" I'm on the floor, I love this man 😂😂

[@soccerlube]

Someone is salty about Tom Brady LOL

[@CBright7831]

Most Americans after hearing that line: 👏👏👏👏

[@soranraina4391]

He hates the patriots too? He Should be a dlc for Metal Gear

[@Will.Flavell]

Typical American feminist women still complaining they are being oppressed

[@biggestofthemall287]

Lmao

[@eshaansimha3625]

“Are you losers?” “NO SENSEI” “Are you nerds?” “NO SENSEI” “Are you sure? “NO SENSEI” Johnny:🤦

[@aniketpahan3574]

😂😂best

[@belkyb14]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Gan-Seong8455]

That was the best part

[@godmergiethemobilegamer]

"Holy shit we have a bunch of flinchers" "YES SENSEI!"

[@ameeraaftab1708]

So true

[@DRAGONOFTHEWEST]

Doctor: "you can't insult the sickness out of someone" Johnny: "QUIET!"

[@omaryasin7326]

Lol

[@omaryasin7326]

We don’t do that in our dojo

[@ej830]

*smacks inhaler away and into the wall*

[@zoi1194]

@@ej830 not anymore

[@DoubleDee382]

QWYET!!!

[@mexicancat13]

Can we all appreciate how Johnny healed Miguel’s asthma by telling him to stop having it?

[@LatinGiudo817]

And now we can add Miguel's paralysis. Johnny might be the *real* cure for Covid...

[@madarauchiha2953]

dude became jesus. he cured Asthma and Paralysis, just by telling him to stop having it. we need the 3rd Testament 😂

[@somethingthing9634]

😂😂😂😂

[@crossface904]

And cured his not being able to use his legs by telling him to move his legs

[@conniethesconnie]

He also got Hawk off the spectrum. He should be a televangelist. "What are you doing in a wheelchair? There are no cripples in Cobra Kai. Now get up and walk."

[@Lite727]

Hawk truly owes Johnny a great deal because he was the first person to ever truly push him and break through to him by telling him the worlds not gonna feel bad for you because of just they way you were born. “Normal” people get bullied and trampled over daily why should you be the exception if anything. He seriously pushed him and made him embrace his weakness rather than curl up and constantly take out self pitty.

[@dolph41taylor57]

Give credit to Hawk too, he could’ve easily continued to be an insecure loser after Johnny insulted him, but instead decided enough was enough and flipped the script

[@phoenixdaronco9540]

To be fair, I think it's a good thing to feel sympathy for people like Hawk because if humans were made to love and respect each other, everyone should feel included; even people who were born a certain way like Hawk. We are all humans, and we all have unique, similar struggles that we're dealing with. Personally, I feel bad for Hawk, and I loved seeing him grow throughout the series. It's about time someone said this.

[@franklinbadge1215]

"“Normal” people get bullied and trampled over daily why should you be the exception if anything" This was never the argument. The argument is: nobody should get bullied, period. Who is this made-up person who believes they are the "exception" to bullying? I've never met a bullying victim who thought "bullying is ok except for me". I've seen BULLIES who think that way, never bullying victims. And I guess that tracks because a lot of the stuff Hawk did when he became a bully was no better than the shit people were doing to him. A lot of it was worse.

[@elseggs6504]

@@franklinbadge1215 Just because no one *should* get bullied, which is a well established mentality mind you, doesnt mean it still doesnt happen. Theres plenty of people out there who'll never cease preaching about body positivity, yet ridicule someone over a beer belly. Why? They'll just make up excuses in their heads to justify it. "Douche deserved it". Your idealism doesnt and likely never will hold up to the real world. Thats why its so important for *everyone* to know how to deal with it.

[@ReflectionOfPerfection]

And then he became the bully

[@johnrigs6540]

His 1980s political incorrectness is one of the best parts of the whole series!

[@derrickhaggard]

He's not politically correct, and he's not political incorrect and I love it. Basically he doesn't care about politics and will insult you regardless of left or right and it's both awesome and hilarious.

[@MrTimjm009]

I grew up in the 70s and 80s so I relate .

[@somedude7892]

@@derrickhaggard It's his sheer apathy about what people think that makes him funny. He sticks to what he believes in, which makes it super funny.

[@jwill5892]

@@derrickhaggard You don't know what politically incorrect means

[@josephgledhill7046]

@@MrTimjm009 lucky

[@C10-n1x]

You forgot the part when Johnny met Miguel and he said, “great, more immigrants”

[@Art-sk4wb]

@Barrett Bradley funny as fuck, that line alone made me want to watch more

[@greatest_bumble_bee_dude]

You say that's racist insults towards as a swear word but, jobs are going where they shouldn't. Also : I was suffering from an extensive tooth problem which stopped me from sleeping properly and the receptionist didn't give a flying hoot even over the holidays period. so I had to go to a totally different dentist appointment in a totally different dental clinic I paid almost 500 bucks to pull that tooth out including x ray bills. When they finally gave me an appointment almost 6 months later there were people who are fresh to the country. It is kinda racist but, also remember : they should treat people fairly at the same time

[@DrRifatChowdhury]

@@greatest_bumble_bee_dude you made no sense

[@DrRifatChowdhury]

@Kristoff Bjorgman Whats wrong with immigrants voting?

[@DrRifatChowdhury]

@Kristoff Bjorgman so you're covering your white supremacy with political sides. Try harder next time.

[@ishaanarunabh5863]

The amount of character development Johnny went through is amazing

[@BAaKeD15]

Anyone realize that Johnny actually cured Miguel’s asthma 😂😂😂 I mean you never see him have a problem again haha.

[@juliusman104]

He also got hawk off the spectrum

[@userjlj]

and got miguel to walk again.. the guy's a miracle worker..

[@ibnmianal-buna3176]

A true doctor!

[@00ghostcobra]

@@juliusman104 No. Hawk is still on the spectrum.. He just deals with it a little better now. There is still something wrong with him though.

[@Tisply25]

@@00ghostcobra Doctors told him that he COULD be on the spectrum, not that he is on the spectrum. They told him that based off a certain observation, not an actual test.

[@briengakaplan-b1550]

Johnny Lawrence (William Zabka) is the heart of this show. The best laughs, tears, drama just comes to life when he’s on screen.

[@heatherperleberg7816]

It's almost like he's a main character.

[@lazwit5513]

@@heatherperleberg7816 Being a main character doesn't make them the best part of something. The newest Star Wars trilogy being a great example.

[@asapxmanifest5326]

@@lazwit5513 well he is

[@RichDasix]

Back then I didn't realise, but he was so great in HIMYM too!

[@Ihavehadmanynames7779]

I’m someone who didn’t care to watch this series because I thought it would be silly and boring. 30 seconds in and holy shit I’m addicted

[@PsychoMetalKid]

"Sensei, I can't come into class today, I have coronavirus" "Yeah no shit, drinking coronas will definitely give you bunch of viruses, idiot!"

[@MJAYZ007]

Bro Johnny is a fucking mood

[@ИорданЙео]

Yeah real man drinks coors!

[@dvda9725]

Johnny wouldn't say that though, because drinking corona doesn't give you viruses, so... Asspulled comment.

[@kingades1013]

@@dvda9725 You misunderstood everything... Go to the clip of Johnny replying to the lesbian girl that talks about being gender fluid and then you'll understand why they made this comment

[@George_D.10]

@@dvda9725 Quiet!

[@f20zlk2000]

WIlliam Zabka so deserves an award for his role as Johnny. I hope he gets one. Now that it's on Netflix, there is a better chance for this show and amazing cast to be nominated...

[@flightofthebumblebee9529]

The episode where he reunites with his fellow (former) bullies because of Tommy dying (who died in real life as well) brought tears to my eyes. We find out they all (aside from Dutch) are now good men, with morals, who seen the error of their ways (probably after seeing Kreese threatening and beating on everyone and choking Johnny) and Tommy tells Johnny that he can do anything he wants because he has the most important thing...time. Tommy dies that night, happy and peacefully in his sleep, surrounded by loving friends on a fun camping trip. That part really got me choked up. It elevated this series in ways I never expected.

[@3P1C_G4M3R5]

@@flightofthebumblebee9529 ok cool but who asked

[@RayW....]

Nah...hes not PC

[@stephengrigg5988]

@@3P1C_G4M3R5 he was giving an example of reasons the show could be nominated like the OP was saying.. who asked for your dickhead remark?

[@JerBearshiesty]

Not just an actor he is johnny

[@KobraProductions1]

Make "Johny lawrence saying QUIET for X minutes straight"

[@MagentaCartherWrites]

It would be short, but GLORIOUS! 😂😂

[@Arek152]

@@MagentaCartherWrites And at the end of that Miguel saying "QUIET!" on Johny from s3.

[@akmal94ibrahim]

@@Arek152 Was about to say this. That was an epic moment

[@wynnchester8358]

@@akmal94ibrahim ​Google global truth project and read "the Present" to see the truth about life/death. Nothing is more important than checking it is true, especially pgs 1-4

[@jasonmarshall4522]

@@MagentaCartherWrites Fr please do this🙏

[@dhhshd973]

The fact demetri stood up to sensei for eli shows how much of a good friend he is

[@DennisEspiritu]

Johnny: "Nice shirt" Kid: "Thanks" Johnny: "I'm joking, it sucks"

[@MatthewLarson578]

Dimitri never stood a chance lmao

[@omaralqau9008]

Thats demetri not “kid”

[@thefighter5182]

Whatever you say kid

[@MatthewLarson578]

@@thefighter5182 ok

[@omaralqau9008]

@@thefighter5182 The destroyer kid

[@samzheng5803]

"the doctor said that I could be on the spectrum." "I dunno what that is, but get off it pronto."

[@artortega7230]

That's my favorite part of the entire series.

[@YChromosome99]

😂

[@ForearmsPlug]

😂😂

[@eanderson9599]

notice how it worked too, he comes back the next day acting completely differenr

[@machinegun9039]

What does that mean? Can you explain.

[@Eternal_Trust]

We all loved Daniel Larusso but no one will ever beat Johnny Lawrence’s humor 😂

[@christoscholevas]

Never imagined that the "bad guy" from karate kid 1, would become one of the greatest characters ever! Great stuff!

[@heatherperleberg7816]

"ever" might be a bit much

[@alainwalker5177]

He’s a good character, but you’re exaggerating quite a bit

[@AmericanGadfly]

He was awesome then too. He didnt want to sweep the leg, he congratulated daniel, and some of his anger towards daniel was justified. (Talking about in original movie)

[@Babymonk32]

The bad guy was Kreese not Johnny

[@casthedemon]

"The doctor said I might be on the spectrum." "I don't know what that is but get off it pronto." 😂😂 We need more Johnnies in the world lmao.

[@BrockLanders]

Johnny is a breath of fresh air in an environment polluted by woke political correctness.

[@sirclassicalhou3650]

Yeah, I agree. He’s just so entertaining and I love how he doesn’t give a crap about wokeness.

[@ATruckCampbell]

I strive to be like that, minus the alcoholism.

[@anthonypellico2235]

@@ATruckCampbell It's a good way to be

[@thefighter5182]

Big nuts, drink more beer.

[@don_hato]

When someone start saying woke bs, i will simply say QUIET!!!!

[@koko87371]

“Leave your asthma your peanut allergies and all that other made up bullshit outside is that understood?!” I’m dead😂😂😂😂

[@feazeldagamer2247]

I’m part blind, and have extremely limited vision in my right eye, that’s not made up. Lol

[@stephengrigg5988]

@@feazeldagamer2247 QUIET

[@feazeldagamer2247]

@@stephengrigg5988 *Goes stiff* YES SENSEI?!

[@jjgb192485]

And so he did it

[@feazeldagamer2247]

@Blue guy I also got a gluten allergy too, also high functioning autism, asthma, thyroid (Hashimodos), & Epstein Barr Virus on top of being part blind.

[@HandheldGamingHQ]

Johnny Lawrence is the only Netflix character that gets a modern day political correctness pass

[@captaingenius-o1c]

My guess is because Will Smith is one of the producers, so WILL can get away with it... Johnny's character is the MAIN reason why this show is watchable.....

[@kennyb1588]

His replies to it are also actually hilarious like instead of just being an ass his character feels like actual ignorance and not just intentionally being mean...if that makes sense

[@SladetheBlade..]

@@kennyb1588 he’s just a serious product of the 80s and is still a jock at heart lol

[@kennyb1588]

@@SladetheBlade.. I love it though! Even tho I guess you could me describe as someone whose into pc culture I love when people can effectively make fun of it and he’s one of the only examples where it’s actually funny if that makes sense like I watch a lot of family guy but the jokes they make about pc culture just make me roll my eyes like I wish they were offensive sometimes so I could actually have an emotion towards them other then annoyance 😂😂

[@sirmatatyahu1261]

He doesn't get one he just doesn't give a shit

[@colinnaylor1900]

Johnny Lawrence: Most underrated, bad-ass, anti-hero for this decade!

[@bluecollarmenproductions]

We need Johnny to tell COVID to go away. His methods seems to work.

[@bluecollarmenproductions]

@Evan Stawinski - CCE Student lol no idea! It happens sometimes! I find out from someone like you that my comment got a bunch of likes because people comment a month later. And Johnny is an amazing doctor.

[@bluecollarmenproductions]

@Evan Stawinski - CCE Student it’s 1:42 am where I am

[@bluecollarmenproductions]

@Evan Stawinski - CCE Student yea of course! :)

[@bluecollarmenproductions]

@Evan Stawinski - CCE Student haha was not as bad as slapping myself 10,000 times

[@archaicfalcon4898]

Mhm

[@jadetteom]

Johnny: gives inspiring speech in school Also Johnny: immediately knocks books out of a kids' hands

[@bellathefe11a]

Sorry old habit

[@Randoman]

He apologized

[@theogssj6paths114]

That was a force of habit, he apologized after

[@MiguelRodriguez-dk2ds]

@@theogssj6paths114 He is a Jerk,but with a Heart of Gold.

[@kissme1518]

Johnny: Don't pick that up beat me up! True lesson

[@jameslough6329]

Johnny: I didn’t call her a bitch I said she was bitch’n at me! Also Johnny: You’re firing me because of that bitch! 😂 this show is gold! Pure, priceless gold!

[@johnny5805]

Even you writing it down makes me laugh out loud ! 😄

[@rnathanielryaan2034]

he's so real

[@HM-zd5qk]

That was one of my favorite parts of the show!!😅

[@CourtneyLachiver]

I love this show.

[@danesonger2913]

Miguel: I have asthma Johnny: NOT ANYMORE Miguel: *never has asthma ever again* Doctors: I guess I'll die

[@Skindrift]

I did that as a kid. Threw my inhaler away.

[@Matoxina]

Miguel's asthma: undestandable sir i'll cease to exist

[@danfors1333]

Bas Rutten used to have asthma and allergis until he met Johnny

[@SuperRedrum123]

Read up how Teddy Roosevelt delt with Asthma pretty interesting story

[@hardwirecars]

na docs are fine they can deal with apples they can deal with johnny.

[@Boricua3lions1985]

Love this. William Zabka should host Saturday night live.

[@KenzieRetro]

Definitely wouldn't mind that

[@Boricua3lions1985]

@@KenzieRetro honestly I'd like to see him as Johnny Lawrence in a Black Jeopardy sketch.

[@raffalopez]

Johnny hate woke and sjw. Pro Trump.

[@a.schottinthedark57]

He’s too good for SNL.

[@HisVirusness]

@@raffalopez Get your bullshit politics out of this purity.

[@PistonHonda87]

The world needs Johnny’s attitude more than ever right now.

[@jacoblamarre1591]

Amen brotha amen!

[@pitster]

He was born to play that role.

[@eldiablo5251]

"Oh that's just an illegal I picked up this morning, he's helpin me set up" LMAO

[@aw_1890]

I'm praying to God that the sjws don't find this show and cancel it

[@Lust767]

@@aw_1890 what does sjw stand for I know they’re the people that cancel shit for no reason but idk what sjw stands for

[@aw_1890]

@@Lust767 social justice warriors

[@purpose6113]

I'm mexican, and that cracked me up hahahahahaha

[@Aobix]

Johnny is still the bully 😂

[@victorstaropoli5286]

Johnny Lawrence, the only one who insults people without being pathetic

[@Kevinyoutube6096]

In the 80s people could relate to Daniel, now we relate to Johny.

[@derrickhaggard]

I definitely relate to Johnny in the fact I don't really give a crap about politics and think both sides are dumbasses.

[@SN2903]

I always thought LaRusso was a jerk. Miyagi felt bad for him

[@jamingrythm584]

I still relate to Daniel. The whole point of the show is to relate to both.

[@Milltao3]

@@jamingrythm584 I only relate to Johnny and his son

[@Aobix]

@@jamingrythm584 I root for Daniel more

[@aydenh9947]

Miguel: Sensai I’m paralyzed Johnny: *throws Wheelchair* Not anymore!

[@LogicalVids]

😂

[@sirnicholasthe21st90]

😂

[@robertopoma3530]

Literally that happened, not exactly that way, but that wheelchair ended in garbage.

[@aydenh9947]

@@robertopoma3530 Ik right

[@epicswagsjmr6544]

😂😂😂

[@fatyoshi3097]

"my student recommend me a apple, you sold me a lemon." My favorite line from Cobra Kai

[@PixelGameSquad]

The HERO we need in 2021

[@connoredwards4315]

You forgot the one where Johnny is on the phone and goes "Yea we teach both boys and girls.... Gender what ?... Hey is this a prank call!?"

[@leoneljimenez9705]

Lol

[@ricodontworryboutit3296]

That was funny af

[@obbymillion]

Lmao!!!

[@ifaa5755]

@French 79 - Diamond Veins - "Yes but do you accept gender fluid persons in your dojo?" Read in entitled tone

[@connoredwards4315]

@@ifaa5755 fuck can't forget that part 😂

[@kevincopeland5044]

I hated johnny as a kid when I watched the movie, but as an adult, Johnny is very relatable, and fucking awesome 👍

[@TravellerTinker]

As an adult hes a dumbass

[@christophermeyers]

Students from my dojo said I should have gotten an Apple, you sold me a lemon.

[@KenzieRetro]

Brilliant

[@diyaramakrishnan8597]

“Yeah I hate the patriots too” I WAS DYINGGGG.

[@derrickhaggard]

That's what makes Johnny likeable he'll insult anyone he thinks deserves one regardless of political affiliation.

[@diyaramakrishnan8597]

@Sixgorillionshekelswindler Shlomo Yep. One of the women he was talking to said something about taking down the patriarchy, and since johnny lawrence is so politically unaware he heard “the patriots” (as in the football team.)

[@therealfilmnerd]

Johnny healed Miguel’s asthma and his legs, he’s a great doctor, lol

[@brunoronchetti718]

Man: “you a customer here?” Johnny: “Oh no, that's just an illegal I picked up this morning” 😂😂😂😂

[@monkemonke8454]

I like this show because there is no “good guys” and “bad guys”. I like it because it’s a two sided show

[@derrickhaggard]

Technically the only villain is Kreese, and Silver if the rumor about Silver showing up next season as a 2nd leading villain is true.

[@purpose6113]

Yeah, neither Johny or Daniel are bad people. I really like that.

[@JesseCuster]

Martin Scorsese once said he hates it when movies tell you what to think, and I 100% agree. In Wolf of Wall Street (the movie he was referencing) the audience is never told "Hey, what these people are doing is BAD mmmkay?" Their behavior is just shown. Same with these characters. I don't like it when characters are just plain evil for the sake of being evil.

[@thelonecourier3439]

@@derrickhaggard you sir are right

[@JD-jz5gu]

@@JesseCuster mmmkay

[@DjTractus]

Johnny is gruff and a relic of the 80's but he actually cares about the kids.

[@facehunter504]

Put one of those hash browns on it and SEND IT TO THE INTERNET!!!!

[@bellathefe11a]

XD my favoritepart

[@divinity176]

That whole dialogue with the hashbrowns and having the rights to Thunderstuck ("the tape is in the car") made me spit out my drink... such a legend...

[@sammylopez151]

"There are no girls in Cobra Kai for the same reason there aren't women in the army. It doesn't make sense"

[@rasheedlee1]

"ARE YOU NERDS"? "NO SENSAI" "ARE YOU SURE"? "NO SENSAI" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kmfiz]

They did a really good job with this show and Johnny‘s character.

[@antonioforlife]

I’m just glad they don’t censor this show from doing this. Because this is hilarious

[@timcollum5015]

Its much needed

[@platinumpeyton]

Him legitimately not knowing how to act in a modern day society is hilarious

[@thefighter5182]

Why would anyone want to act in a modern day society with a bunch of assholes?

[@ReflectionOfPerfection]

There's all these memes and internet discussions about what would happen if 80s bullies were to be in modern day society....all they have to do is watch Cobra Kai

[@josephflores9078]

Johnny Lawrence is the ultimate badass bully. If I was bullied I would want him to be the guy.

[@impalalover8030]

At least Johnny had respect and honor. Kids today are cowards who hide behind screens.

[@mirchmasala42069]

@@kaituminaro6648 he said honor, talking behind someone's back is pussy shit, even if it's an effective way to be a bully. Johnny point is he had honor and said shit to peoples faces and was ready to deal with the consequences, ie have a fight

[@dominickcantu9986]

@@kaituminaro6648 yeah it is. If you're hiding behind a screen just to say something about someone you're a coward. Military strategy is far different from being a internet troll or just being a dick. There's no honor in saying you'll kick someone's ass while sitting on your couch hiding behind a screen.

[@mirchmasala42069]

@@kaituminaro6648 I was talking about what Johnny said to aisha. And just because something is smart doesn't mean it's not cowardly, not being caught because you're a cyber bully vs. An in your face bully, means you're too weak to come say it to thleir face so you hide anonymously. Look what happened to that blonde girl the moment she was up in aisha's face

[@RespecTheLevYT]

@@impalalover8030 exactly, I'm a kid and I agree. But I guess at my school bullying is non existent. If I'd get in a fight with someone my age I would just hit them with speed and sheer strength. I play football, I love the physical side of the sport, I love abusing my speed and training my arm muscles. I did have asthma at 7 yrs old, but because of my pace and aggression I put into every session/game I grew out of it at 12 years old. (Idk why but I decided to tell about my sportive side). And btw technology and games ruined basically the fighting/strength instinct of children overall. Which is kinda sad to be honest. The lack of athleticism/stamina in my grade only (I'm 14 btw ) is terrible. My fellow students start drowning in sweat after 10 minutes of general jogging. What a shit generation this is.

[@jt-ff3yx]

Johnny Lawrence is Gen X personified, sandwiched between the Boomer-led establishment and the new normal built around Millenials and Gen Z. Whenever I want my kids to know what it was like growing up in the 1980s, I just show them Johnny Lawrence.

[@ejej_shej7958]

Ikr

[@jt-ff3yx]

@Ty Browne there are tough guys, sissies, and everything in between in every generation, that's not the point. My point was that there is generational symbolism in the character. To the older generation, Johnny is stubborn, disrespectful, irreverent, and uncooperative. To the younger generation, he is brash, out of touch, and embarrassing. But, to fellow Gen Xers, he represents the frustrations of coping with both the inflexible traditions and the highly disruptive changes swirling around us. So, while I or other Gen Xers may not be as hard as Johnny Lawrence (a fictional character, of course), we can identify with him and his style, preferences, frustrations, fears, and views on life, based on growing up in a similar social context.

[@tcschenks]

@Ty Browne That’s because Generation X was raised by women. Didn’t you see Fight Club?

[@cgh7337]

Hear, hear from a fellow Generation Xer.

[@antonioborriello5287]

I am Generation X personified. I was in my early teens in the mid to late 80s, just enough to say I lived through and have all my happy times in thatbdecade, then old enough to enjoy "growing up" in the nineties. Ironically, i owned and operated my own martial arts school from 1995-2010. God I miss it!! I couldnt believe how much i resonated with Johnny and everyrhing he was going through when we were introduced to him again in the fist season. I believe this show was created to have our generation reminisce about the film and thoae times, but also to have us, now mostly parents, introduce our kids to what it as like then and to try to have them experience the same excitement of this film series as we had. It really is a great story, still relative for todays youth. Great writing to capture the essence of yesteryear and of its passing, coupled with the reality of todays society.......excluding any kind of "karate gangs" and all out high school martial art fights to the death..lol. Love it!! Hope its success continues!!! I would like to Kreese, Silver and Mike Barnes do battle against Larusso, Lawrence and......fly Chozen in to assist!!!

[@masx4813]

Miguel : "Sensei, I got covid" Johnny : *Throws out Ventilator also Johnny : *NOT ANYMORE*

[@tintinfan007]

Hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Nighlocktheawesome00]

Cobra Kai taught me that dating apps should never be trusted.

[@AbdulHadi-nx9mt]

"holy shit we got a room full of flinchers" "YES SENSAI!!"

[@cruesteele15]

DEFLINCH THEM!

[@thebruheternal3654]

"THAT WAS NOT A QUESTION!"

[@BballNintendo3]

Idk why this is so funny 😂

[@collegerebel]

*Sensei*

[@vilhelmvilhelm2335]

Johnny getting on the internet is like a caveman discovering fire

[@maroinmybones]

The writing for Zabka is key to this shows success.....I love how NON PC his character is, breath of fresh air in a world of overly fluffy sensitive candy asses.

[@blackmetalcumbia]

Shhh be quiet! The netflix squad now have the direction of the series! Dont forget netflix work under sjw guidance!

[@rbruggeman7722]

I was by no means a tough guy in the 80's but at 47 I'm in better shape than almost everyone around me and I'm surrounded by weakness what the hell happened to our country the wokeness has lead to pathetic weak people who are just nasty and unlikable Bezmenov warned us.

[@divinity176]

They did an awesome job of taking the rich kid golden haired boy and turning him into such an epic loser - and yet still empathetic enough to make us feel bad he lost the final. Also a walking advert for Coors and DUI.

[@heatherperleberg7816]

@@rbruggeman7722 Yeah, it's a damn shame the world became easier to live in. If only we still lived in early America, and we worked in scorching heats with dangerous, inconsistent technology every day for very little pay. It sucks that if we get sick we have many ways to treat it instead of everyone dying from Tuberculosis. Boy, would it have been great. The people who worked in those conditions? _They_ were tough. How I envy their awful lives. Maybe this generation would be tough if we subjected them to those miserable lives.

[@rbruggeman7722]

@@heatherperleberg7816 Why doesn't any of your obnoxious condescension address anything I actually wrote in my post? If you have an issue with anything I actually wrote let me know.

[@polo3404]

0:56 can we talk about how he spoke that into existence. Miguel has never shown a sign of asthma after that.

[@musicmanproductions7095]

He also fixed his legs haha . Johnny is the best doctor

[@user-sl4bd]

Miguel's asthma Hawk's spectrum thing Miguel's legs Jonny the karate witch doctor

[@tonzo1129]

@@musicmanproductions7095 technically dee fixed his leg

[@tonzo1129]

@Clart dem huh?

[@feazeldagamer2247]

Holy crap I didn’t even realize until now...

[@agoogleuser1035]

I’d write in Johnny Lawrence for President. Campaign slogan: “QUIET!”

[@KentheDeer]

Johnny is truly the greatest character ever put to screen.

[@musicmashups]

"The only part of that that made any sense is 3-way" is one of the most underrated lines in the show.

[@donnie6178]

Johnny Lawrence is what makes the show work. There wouldnt be a show without him.

[@meggi8048]

this series is so good. much needed in our soft times

[@TheChosennn]

Fr

[@nathandrakethefirst9415]

I finished it in a whole week that’s how much I live it. Can’t wait for the next season

[@blackmetalcumbia]

Not for syria!

[@thee_morpheus]

@Andrew Fischbach QUIET!

[@logeconners171]

@Andrew Fischbach Don’t think there’s anything wrong with trying to make genders and races equal

[@clay_reznor647]

He does sound like a Marine. All of them talk like him.

[@jacobmendoza6050]

I am a Marine, and I approve this message.

[@H.K.5]

He doesn't sound like Frank Castle.

[@gregrowe1168]

Preese was and I think he learned a lot of it from him.

[@dynamicphotography_]

100% true. Confirmed.

[@thefirstofthelastones8952]

He's not insulting people he's describing them.

[@TheJofrica]

His voice is so iconic

[@constanceng6496]

I didn't realize that at 4:46, it says Current Students: Miguel, drawn on the whiteboard HAHAHA

[@Chrono_Mitsurugi]

Johnny Lawrence is the breath of fresh air that made Cobra Kai a success. My group and I sure aren't watching for the kids. We are here for Johnny and Daniel.

[@Cruelriver]

You missed the part when Johny was saying that girls never let them finish a sentance she tried to speak and he immediately yelled QUITE!

[@calmrage8626]

Only the quite part Isn’t there, besides that the whole scene is there.

[@flightofthebumblebee9529]

Be glad you're not a sumo wrestler those guys have to wipe their sensei's asses. ::::flicks beer bottle cap like a boss:::: Johnny Lawrence is the MAN

[@Eldergodconsultant]

He makes sure everything he does is badass

[@dyringatory1096]

as much as johnny pretty openly shits on some of my personal beliefs, i have to admit some of the things he says are pretty funny. i can’t remember the exact context, but in the newest season when the debate team girl joined eagle fang (forgot her name lol) and mentioned the word “genderfluid,” only to have johnny reply with “oh yeah, fluids are very important for exercise and in karate” it instantly became my favorite cobra kai season 4 moment

[@StarTreez]

It’s a tradition to watch this like at least once every night lmao

[@XxxULTIMATEZxxX]

“Sensei, I have Covid-19” “Leave that outside. We don’t have weakness in the Dojo.”

[@michaelticsay7]

He is a living proof that the 80s are far better than today..

[@lillylamonte6814]

i love how he tells kids now adays the truth in a funny way.

[@turtlepower4386]

I had Alzheimer’s but Johnny Lawrence told me to forget about it. Now I remember everything from 2019 and on.

[@Anonymys43]

Lmfaoooo what?? 😂

[@pranavnyavanandi9710]

So funny lol. He's a brilliant actor, the humor in this show is great.

[@chrisnunley114]

"The only part that made ANY sense at all is '3-way'." 🤣

[@mr.voidout4739]

I admire that this show takes PC and throws it in the garbage. Needing thick skin has always been and will always be a necessity for someone to be respected.

[@bigpapaonions4061]

Yessssss!!!!!

[@majortom4711]

It doesn't really, it takes the piss out of everyone. And we aren't supposed to necessarily admire Johnny, we're supposed to laugh at him because he's a buffoon.

[@alyssapinon9670]

@@majortom4711 exactly. I feel like that flew over so many peoples heads. Johnny is pretty much Michael Scott. You don’t laugh with him you laugh at him.

[@benl.4577]

@@majortom4711 It becomes a balance at times. Sometimes like when he doesn't let girls in the dojo he's obviously in the wrong and being stupid, but when they throw around the usual SJW terms theyre usually poking fun at the SJWs.

[@jonathangruber7793]

@@benl.4577 Bingo. It takes a certain level of intuition and emotion intelligence to fully appreciate Billy Zabka's character and to discern the differences between when he's obviously being hysterically obtuse as you've mentioned in your comment with a good example and when he's turning the joke on the lunacy of SJWs. I personally find the dynamics of his character in this regard to be very enjoyable.

[@AishiMTA]

Johnny still has a stand up comedy career ahead of him when/if he decides to give up this whole karate gig

[@defaultboiyeets2395]

Remember when Johnny tried to sneak in as doctor? Well he should be a doctor because he seemed to of cured asthma and help that kid walk again.🤣

[@heatherperleberg7816]

To HAVE. "To have" just sounds like "to of" out loud, but that's because it's basically "to've"

[@romanzupyk6942]

And people call him judgemental

[@renevinet5770]

1:27 Get off the spectrum. I am dead lmao 😂😹🤣

[@josmty9]

And do it "pronto" 😂

[@rabiah7435]

Lol the fact I’m on the spectrum lolll bahahhaha can he pls tell me to get off it cuz I’m pretty sure he’d help

[@yoszen2892]

What a beautiful video, I almost cry watching it, the world needs so much more people like him

[@cxherryy]

They forgot to put the part where he says to Miguel, “Great, more immigrants” in a sarcastic voice.

[@BlueGuy179]

How to heal asthma: 0:56

[@kryz_annyourlocalchillguy7505]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly He heal your asthma

[@mugiwaranootokho6892]

That actually might work!

[@kpk33x]

Best asthma response since Spaulding whined about his asthma and Smails said "I'll give you asthma"

[@sages101]

The one thing I wholeheartedly agree with is when he said back in the day we'd say it to your face, not hide behind a computer. Which is what 99% of the world does today.

[@alyssapinon9670]

The one time where Johnny’s boomer mentality was badass instead of just comical

[@Fur.Fur.]

Jonny: ARE YOU LOSERS!?! Everyone: NO SENSEI! Jonny: ARE YOU NERDS Everyone: NO SENSEI! Jonny: ARE YOU SURE!?! Everyone: NO SENSEI! Jonny: 🤦‍♂️

[@dani4109]

Hawk: “doctor says I could be on the spectrum” Johnny: “idk what that is but get off of it” 🤣🤣

[@ThroughTheGatesOfHell]

And pronto

[@jamesfirehummer3216]

i wish more of us had a mentor like him.