Johnny vs. Final Fantasy III

[@leopolddevandersnatch5788]

Ah yes Johnny, my favorite Puerto Rican who looks like a Mexican with the heart of Japanese Teenager and soul of a 45 year Polish-American man from Boyle Heights.

[@xxISPITFLAM3Sxx]

Underrated comment right here

[@Caligula0306]

One of, if not the best, comments I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading

[@Jose-se9pu]

That has to be the most bizare but accurate description ever.

[@seansachs6105]

This is so true.

[@SuguSugux]

Wait he Puerto Rican?????

[@Humblepie_WHAT]

**Sees Johnny holding a bottle of alcohol** **flashbacks from the sunshine video** "Oooooh nooooo..."

[@tastethepainbow]

OHHHHHH YESSSSS

[@TheNekoGentleman]

Me, someone that hates FF3: "Oh yesss..."

[@ashtonchane6126]

@@tastethepainbow Ohhhh F****k

[@TheNawaf258]

This is one of those videos isn't it

[@MrMadOfficial]

YOSHI JUICE FOR EVERYONE

[@rank10ygo]

The flow of this video is impeccable. Every Johnny VS should be a drunken rant from now on

[@yehia_zarc]

Look it's the yugioh trains guy

[@thatonetrainer5818]

Oh shit hey rata I love your stuff

[@JillLulamoon]

Oh hi Rata. Didnt know you watched Johnny too.

[@oguzhangungor9117]

Guys, you are going to make the man regret making a comment.

[@Zachurry]

Are we getting Archetype Archives on Alcohol now? Or were they already like that?

[@shonbera5246]

With the Philadelphia Johnny arc over, lets begin the Georgia Johnny arc.

[@giygas_9577]

I'm sure gonna miss Matt and Elliot.

[@diim8763]

I read this VERY differently and got super scared for a sec

[@daverus3946]

@@giygas_9577 why i mean i understand sgb is ending but aren't they gonna finish they're current playthroughs eventually

[@giygas_9577]

@@daverus3946 Possibly, but after that SGB really is over. I really, really wanted to see Elliot play Doom Eternal. His Doom 2016 LP was one of my favorites.

[@fodv93]

@@giygas_9577 I honestly wanted Elliot to do some of the FNAF fan games. Dude's the prince of FNAF after all

[@SingingInferno]

To quote my grandpa on the topic of Final Fantasy 3: "That game is the reason I hate the color blue."

[@HeroesRiseUp]

>Child me watching drunk John rant about Super Mario Sunshine. >Current me watching drunk John rant about Final Fantasy III

[@MantaRaydiated]

Sunshine Fantasy III

[@wrestlerdude6955]

i'mma steal that name👀👀

[@potada1289]

Child? What are you talking about, it's only been Oh god it's been 6 years...

[@mrbattons7181]

@@potada1289 God I felt this I feel like just yesterday I found him through his original month of sonic with Elliot. Time Flys dude.

[@UncleJaken]

>Current me drinking heavily while watching drunk John rant about Final Fantasy III

[@MrBonessss]

Also fun fact that Johnny didn't mention: This game introduced another lovable mascot of this franchise & others. The Moogles, lovable lil fluffballs and always end their sentences with kupo.

[@gigaslave]

Our favourite winged cat-mole-dorfs, kupo.

[@psychie8625]

But why, kupo?

[@justasimplemanworkinghiswa1569]

Moogle can sit while being malnurished in the darkest pit of tartarus.

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

​@@justasimplemanworkinghiswa1569...the doctor's time machine?

[@AnAverageGoblin]

fun fact, its very possible they were intended to appear in 2 and got replaced with beavers

[@spintopple]

Ah yes, Johnny VS is my favorite Saturday morning cartoon.

[@EllieMiller510]

“Johnny VS made possible in part by: Raycon”

[@TrueCrouton]

@@EllieMiller510 "And viewers like you. Thank you."

[@IAmInfinitus208]

"Funding for Johnny VS is provided by..."

[@JerryMcB3rry]

15:21 "You went with the thief? You poor f*ck." The delivery of that line was just perfection XD

[@Dragoknightzz]

25:00 “You get the Invincible,” Think Johnny Think!

[@Chconroy]

"I made you guys wait a month and a half between the 2nd game and the 3rd game." Don't mind me, suddenly having a crisis over not realizing the passing of time.

[@Sithedd]

Holy crap why did you make me aware of this

[@SuperGoker64]

You went through an underwater time seal, didn't you? *XD*

[@jouheikisaragi6075]

I have the excuse of college but still

[@bluefates58]

Yeah I always feel really old when I see that the Metal Gear marathon came out 5 years ago

[@eckitronix]

At least it's not a bunch of years between the fourth and sixth. Geez!!

[@sebastiancintron29]

"And I did those Zodiac books in a Realm Reborn." *Twice Johnny, you poor madman.

[@TheKyleman6]

I should probably ask, are the Anima weapons worth it? I'm on the part where I have to get the Token materials (aka, the unidentifiable stuff) and I sunk about 400,000 Gil into the Craftables... that was 80% of my total Gil...

[@sebastiancintron29]

@@TheKyleman6 I myself did it for 1 weapon. I wisely decided against doing the other ones.

[@TheKyleman6]

So… How many more steps?

[@sebastiancintron29]

@@TheKyleman6 I honestly don't remember the steps themselves. All I remember is how grindy and prolonged it felt.

[@TheKyleman6]

@@sebastiancintron29 well, my thanks anyhow, I think I might get out of my personal red zone in terms of Gil sometime soon.

[@joshuabenson6543]

*Sees Johnny pull out alcohol* Oh boy... You’re going to be plastered at the Crystal Tower, aren’t you?

[@tastethepainbow]

Yuuuuup

[@trevorromein14]

"Jagged.......Dildo" XD

[@shahiranzaman2259]

He got tilted at the towers

[@wesleybcrowen]

I'd be shocked if he was like "Shit ton of hard hitting bosses, no save points, you have to grind even more than you thought you needed. Nothing special. Very easy."

[@yoman8027]

Am I the only one who enjoyed the Crystal Tower?

[@JohnAtDawn]

“I know the Crystal Tower, it’s that place where everyone ignores all the mechanics “ *cries in alliance roulette daily*

[@DaimoHope]

Cerberus is the biggest pain in the ass in that dungeon

[@auralunaprettycure]

@@DaimoHope agreed, big time that said his/its(?) use in the story was kinda cool, I like how it had a connection to the underworld and killing it felt like the first moment you really pissed them off, by killing one of their own, just the simple fact that it was the first one you fight adds a lot to that

[@jaretco6423]

Sounds like it's almost as bad as the final dungeon in Octopath Traveler that I heard how nightmare it was.

[@TheKyleman6]

I had to do the one quest for MSQ, but I was determined to finish it after the first few quests… The only time we did mechanics was at Xande, and The Cloud

[@eltoncdb]

Just had a wipe today on Amon, dunno how the frogs destroy all the ice blocks

[@EdmacZ]

The grand debut of "Georgia Johnny".

[@giygas_9577]

He's looking just peachy.

[@tastethepainbow]

And the grander return of Drunk Johnny!

[@julias01]

Surely "Johnny Georgia"

[@DesignDoc]

Ah so part 9 is going with ‘GeoJo’

[@DXKramer]

SomecallmeGeorgia?

[@infinimineyt9700]

Man that art from the 3D remake for all the jobs is so adorable

[@smugsneasel]

Ah yes, Johnny's editor, Elliot's fiancée and treasured member of SGB. "SABINA"

[@wwetitle818]

Elliot and Sabrina are engaged?

[@game84cube]

Aww, Ellot and Sabina are getting married. That's actually really sweet all joking aside

[@red5158077]

@@wwetitle818 Yes they got engaged live on their twitch channel.

[@Guishmonster]

32:57 FINAL FANTASY TIC-TACS🤣🤣🤣

[@ry2950]

Now I want an April fools video called that. We will all be hyped thinking Johnny is reviewing the best FF game, and its just a 10 second video of him eating tic-tacs....

[@thewindthatblows]

O the light which shines fter all else, is gone... OPE.

[@time4manmode945]

now i want him to call the review of that game tic-tacs instead of tactics🤣

[@froakie1404]

final fantasy 14withafreetrialthatgoestolevel16andincludestheawardwinningheavensward

[@jesusa.adorno6933]

*When Johnny brings the alcohol* _O H S H I T_

[@ChibiSkitty19]

That's usually the sign that said 'Oh no... the game drove him to drink'.

[@Shomomomo]

He made the Heavensward joke... My day is made.

[@slashtheporcupine6630]

Thank you so much for this, Johnny. I’m graduating from college today and this is an excellent gift you gave all of us, not just me. Love your content and hope everything is going great down in Georgia for you.

[@lll_Number_One]

Congratulations!

[@FinalInsanity]

So, funny enough, the Steam version actually has an exploit that means you basically never have to re-do anything if you party-wipe, and makes the Crystal Tower problems basically non-existent. If you press Start to open the "pause" menu (carried over from the Mobile version i presume), you're given the option to Continue, or Quit. If you select Quit, you close the game, and when you reload it, you're back right when the last quicksave was. This is usually the start of a floor, since the Steam version has auto-quicksaving. But it also quicksaves at the start of every random encounter. So if you wipe in an encounter, and then open the menu and Quit instead of progressing through the Game Over sequence... you spawn right back where you got the encounter that wiped you, no worse for wear. It's hilarious, and yes, it also works for boss fights, putting you back at the start of the room, so the Crystal Tower and World of Darkness... aren't nearly as stressful!

[@EqualityEarth]

I have no idea why the world map outside the crystal tower was the last “save point” in the game 🤦‍♂️ (only know the DS version which did *next to nothing* with the top screen)

[@OldEnemy1]

According to series creator Hironobu Sakaguchi, there was originally going to be a save point when you entered the World of Darkness. However, the test players found the last area not an issue, so the final product would end up not including one. When the game was initially released, there were players who complained about it. Square responded to this feedback by including save points in dungeons in Final Fantasy IV.

[@YunaLuni]

"Dad, I'm dying " "Not now, Johnny just uploaded"

[@FLForrest]

SHAAAAUN

[@zeriam6177]

17:36 "Go have some coffee with cream or something! Because I'll tell you something! This is a happy place!" - Freakazoid

[@Raph___A]

When Johnny gets mad and starts cursing, you know this is going to be hilarious.

[@JetblackJay]

The remake is harder bosses get 2 attacks making the game harder and it still suffers from all the nes problems

[@ct2xperience749]

🙃

[@shis1988]

Still better than the Famicom

[@FinalInsanity]

Ehhh... I'd say it evens out given how much stronger nearly every class is (and how much more lategame viable most of them are). Definitely some spikes here and there (Salamander, Garuda...) but on the whole I don't think it's significantly harder, may even be a tiny bit easier. Helps that healing magic is a *lot* stronger multi-targeting in the remake.

[@JetblackJay]

@@FinalInsanity no literally some bosses like the tree boss who changes his weakness literally become luck and hit him hard with physical attacks

[@Ruby-rw1wg]

I’ve been going through the DS remake for the first time and I’ve found it really easy, for the Garuda fight I only had one dragoon that had almost no level in the job and it only took 2 tries. I might have just got lucky

[@tntcactus2615]

Johnny’s room reminds me of the OG room... aah memories

[@MatoroMahri]

All we need is the doorless bathroom and shower curtain.

[@Skallva]

@@MatoroMahri And the smoke alarm beeping in the background

[@epicmaster46]

Absolutely refuse to believe this video came out a year ago. I remember being bored out of my mind at work, trying to find a video to listen to, and this popped up in my notifications.

[@Bluedino152]

Johnny's increasing anger is always a fun sight to behold

[@kingbash6466]

Drunk Johnny doesn’t happen often but when it does, it’s always legendarily hilarious.

[@Mackenzie_EV]

Fuck, there hasn't been a Johnny Vs. this fucking funny since SUNSHINE. Credits to the alcohol.

[@SkywalkerAni]

23:45 If one sword has a power of 100, then using 2 swords would make it 200, right? -Lloyd Irving.

[@wyattb9698]

I like how Johnny’s alcoholism is a running theme

[@shadowvash07]

Having slogged through the crystal tower in the pixel remaster recently, I can 100% sympathize with John's liver on this one.

[@dreamsdeep1076]

Exp boost fixes the problem

[@poleon2003]

and also they actually give you free healing spots during the World of Darkness so at least you can get away with grinding a little easier

[@KingSquidberg87]

“I gotta go to the bathroom” Perfect timing for an ad.

[@XainRussell]

Johnny’s gonna bring up Final Fantasy XIV in every god damn video for this marathon isn’t he? XD

[@SomecallmeJohnny]

What no.

[@GatorRay]

@@SomecallmeJohnny Yeah I'm expecting the times you reference it after this game that it took inspiration from for certain things to be few & far between.

[@acesartgallery9117]

@@SomecallmeJohnny You lie, I made it to the end of the marathon

[@icedcapplord710]

"I thought this was the one with the Joker looking dude and the green haired girl"

[@guilhermefloresfeitosaguer4543]

Clever

[@smashmaster521]

I GET IT!

[@thevenom2731]

I don't get it.

[@thevenom2731]

I get it now. Heheh.

[@creativeusername6453]

This was my 2nd rpg ever and my first final fantasy game. No amount of nostalgia will make me like the crystal tower

[@SetoShadowVT]

Johnny what are you doing? Johnny: Making a sponsor promo But it's 4:30 in the morning Johnny:I've lost control of my life

[@YasugoLiehu]

19:11 Karate-ka 「空手家」 means (roughly) "Karate practitioner/artist". Think manga-ka 「漫画家」。

[@HMZeroTwo]

Man, the last time Johnny was this unsobered it was during his Mario Sunshine review.

[@davidwhidden9337]

Unsorbered. I am going try to use this more often in life now

[@friendkerrek]

@@davidwhidden9337 yeah this is great lol

[@TokenCast]

THIS MAN HAS A BRAVE FENCER MUSASHI POSTER!!!

[@hankforeman91]

Holy shit, Johnny is back! And I made bacon and eggs while watching his review of Billy Hatcher again earlier this morning.

[@BugsyFoga]

You know it's gonna be a fun episode when Johnny gets super drunk for it .

[@thatoneguy4452]

The biggest problem with this game is how it treats job classes as another tool as opposed to a different play style. You want to use the jobs you enjoying playing as, but the game effectively forces you to use jobs that are tailored for the situation.

[@thatoneguy4452]

@Tom Ffrench That's why it's a problem, though.

[@thatoneguy4452]

@Tom Ffrench I disagree, I'd say it would've been better to allow players to simply try out the new abilities and understand their strengths and weaknesses that way.

[@TheRaidantDX]

@@thatoneguy4452 biggest issue is that there's a penalty for switching job classes; factor in FF3 mobs and how a lot of them can easily deal significant damage to your party it completely slows the pace of this game while getting rid of what makes the job classes games great: the flexibility.

[@AnAverageGoblin]

@@TheRaidantDX the PR version removes the job penalty, which was only a stat debuff in the 3D version.

[@colefitzpatrick8431]

The only elixir you're allowed is that sweet, sweet alcohol. May cause memory loss and slurred speech within the party.

[@dataecto6135]

ONE BRINGS SHADOW, ONE BRINGS THE LIGHT TWO TONED ECHOES TUMBLING THROUGH TIMMMEEEE

[@DaimoHope]

THREE SCORE WASTED TEN CAST ASIDE!

[@Zero-ds9ws]

FOUR-FOLD KNOWING NO END IN SIGHT

[@ManDudeMcHumanGuy]

27:38 I don't know why that made me laugh so hard.

[@CamelotGaming]

The balance between light and dark is yet another thematic inspiration from the Elric saga in Final Fantasy, and I love how much you can find in the games.

[@krimsonkatt]

You mean Erdrick saga. Elric is FMA, Erdrick is Dragon Quest.

[@CamelotGaming]

@@krimsonkatt I'm talking about Elric of Melnibone, the character that pretty much started the Dark Fantasy genre in the 60s. Ironically though the Elrics were named after Elric of Melnibone since Arikawa is a fan of the character.

[@CamelotGaming]

The character of Elric, and the works of Michael Moorecock, are so influential you can find bits of it in alot of popular media. From Warhammer, to Fullmetal Alchemist, to Game of Thrones, to Shin Megami Tensei, and alot more.

[@ZoulStar]

Johnny + Alcohol = “ Oh this is gonna be good-“

[@flare6946]

*See Johnny holding the alcohol and it's ff3* The Crystal Tower really hit him.

[@flare6946]

@Tom Ffrench I couldn't finish the game even when I got the DS version when I was younger

[@angelriverasantana7755]

17:36 this annoyed groan needs a sound byte of its own

[@PearangeProductions]

There we go. _Final Fantasy and Drunk Johnny are both back._

[@geeboysgamesandmore49]

I don’t know if I’ve ever been so depressed from a Johnny Vs video. I mean this was still good but damn I feel like I was slogging with him through the tower I mean what the hell.

[@Blayne06]

When even the devs apologize for how crappy a dungeon is, you know you're in for a bad time.

[@SpoonyBard-mx1ve]

I understand Johnny’s feelings on 3 so much, I played the game myself cuz I played and beaten 1 and 2, I played 3 on the DS and I’m like this game isnt too bad, it has some bullshit boss fights and the “Job Sickness” can be irritating and like he stated, I got to the Crystal Tower and I’m just like “what the hell did I do to deserve this??” And ALSO like Johnny I was underleveled so I got my ass handed to me by Cloud of Darkness, I didn’t have the patience to grind like him (I regret this way more now) so I kept replaying the boss fight in till I won without do any grinding, I won but I wasted more time going straight for the boss fight than anything else, I had pleasant memories but god damn did it leave some scarring, I won’t ever go back to the game cuz it’s just not worth playing again

[@geeboysgamesandmore49]

@@SpoonyBard-mx1ve My experience with 3 is extremely limited. I saw the DS game at a convention. I said “hey I haven’t played this one yet” I started playing. I think I played about a half hour of it and then stopped. I couldn’t tell you why honestly. I enjoyed that half hour but for whatever reason I just didn’t follow up on that. Whenever I do play the game again I’m at least glad to have received the warning about the Crystal Tower now.

[@SpoonyBard-mx1ve]

@@geeboysgamesandmore49 yeah my parents got me the game since I was playing the final fantasy games, I was on and off when I was playing it so there were times I forgot what I was doing in the game, I didn’t know anything about the game at the time so I was completely blind, I’m still surprised I shoveled through the Crystal tower tho

[@ThatGuy-tc6uv]

@@geeboysgamesandmore49 If you do play it again, go for the Steam or PSP versions. They have an autobattle function that makes grinding more tolerable and the Mognet sidequests aren't a pain to activate.

[@Njsmooth60]

3:01 _Super Mario Sunshine war flashbacks_

[@michaelrhett4958]

That early eh? This’ll be good

[@zatchbells]

i have final fantasy 3 pixel remaster on steam and i must say that the remastered soundtrack and pixel work is a god send

[@holopuppy4155]

Nice to know Johnny's move was relatively uneventful, he seems very energetic

[@christianlopez707]

23:05 that's gonna be a bit of a tradition going forward. The third game in each console trilogy up to the PS2 is the one that pushes the hardware to its limit.

[@TheSegaKoolaid]

Nothing like laying cozy in bed in the morning watching a new Johnny video.

[@jamestomato1744]

"What's better than one knife? Two knives!" - that is the exact definition of what the dual blade weapon class is in Monster Hunter.

[@FletcherReedsRandomness]

Oh yeah, the game where the final boss is a naked cloud lady thing. That’s all I really remember from the game, outside of the stuff in Dissidia.

[@GatorRay]

You know that the developers found Xande forgettable when one of the only times he's been referenced is later Final Fantasy media (Outside of the mobile games I THINK) is in 14.

[@N64Archive]

29:28 Experiment's reaction while I was in a call with him was great. He just went "Thank you!" and proceeded to search for the code anyway. Turns out, the best code for this game is a good old "Alt F4".

[@ZeroZivan]

Having played the remake on the Nintendo DS about 3 times, I completely agree with your analysis of the Crystal Tower, and did even back then when I was a child. It's way too long and way too limited on healing/saving options. I'm surprised the devs hated it too! Now that's a fun fact.

[@Mephiles343]

This is exactly why i'm playing the pixel remaster,Seems much more bearable than the other versions

[@ya-kiri794]

This was actually the first mainline numbered Final Fantasy game I ever completed. It was the DS Remake.

[@1cioda]

23:45 Dude, moe was just waiting to be in this video.

[@andrewweidner7740]

It really says something when the devs of the game say a part of their game was a mistake.

[@optimisticren]

You inspired me to go through every numbered Final Fantasy. I got to FF7 so far and man has this journey been long and challenging!

[@ModelsbyMe]

5:53, is the army on the left being led by 3x Knuckles???

[@daltonmilford3420]

I am glad to see you back, and have safely moved into your new place. I remember the days of the sonic hat even X3. I cannot wait to go through this new chapter with you once again

[@CarlosGarcia-to2eu]

Man you've been killing it with this marathon, all three videos have been fantastic!

[@aztn19]

Ahhhhh……the return of my spirit animal: Drunken SomeCallMeJohnny!

[@Niceri98]

This Final Fantasy marathon is some of your best reviews in a while, good to know youre still doing great 10 years later

[@koopanique]

The story and character recap is always the best part of these videos. Even if the video as a whole is generally informative and fun too

[@erikstensaas1202]

That Freakazoid reference about magic was brilliant

[@OnDavidsBrain]

Drunk Johnny is best Johnny. But man, that Crystal Tower sounds like hell definitely not subjecting myself to that. Now to wait till I can conquer the Tower of Kagustuchi again.

[@LuceDGooseVT]

25:22 Johnny: *groans of alchololic disgust* KZbin captions: "ah yes... music"

[@Xano_Q]

III helped give us the best expansion in XIV, so it was all worth it in the end.

[@Doorman97]

This was my first ds game I got for Christmas with the system. I’ll never forget the first boss I think that was the giant turtle by the crystal. Blew my little brain and opened me up to JRPGS! Thank you for covering this time goes too quickly.

[@TheWolvesDen]

FF3 on the DS was my first traditional FF experience. I just assumed I was garbage at JRPGs at that point. I gave up at the Crystal Tower. As far as I was concerned, I beat it.

[@justaslime7525]

Fun fact: FF3 job switching system was inspired by DQ3’s job switching system (although in DQ 3 you could change classes when you reached the all trades Abbey and your character was lvl 20)

[@BigPapaShane]

Me: *interested in FFIII having never played it before* - Sees the alcohol Me: "Oh... this game is gonna be a rollercoaster. I think I'm good."

[@thevenom2731]

The pixel remaster fixes most of the problems.

[@JD260A9]

A lovely Saturday morning is best enjoyed with a Johnny Vs. video, and it's of one of the first Final Fantasies I owned.

[@Wayneisboss]

I'm pretty convinced that the reason Final Fantasy 3 is my favorite is mostly because it was my first Final Fantasy

[@rukaruka6393]

It's not my favorite, but the Ds remake was my first final fantasy, so I had a lot of fond memories of it. I thought the story was interesting and I liked the gameplay enough. It does kind of hurt that not many people liked it, but yeah that final dungeon sucks, I've never beaten the game because of that. Lol

[@PlatformChef]

Congratulations on moving into your new place Johnny! A new chapter in your life, I bet that is exciting. I wish you the best of luck on working in your new home.

[@irvyne6111]

I recently played the DS remake for the second time and, remembering how soul-crushing the crystal tower was, grinded levels like an idiot until every encounter was a cakewalk. It was super-tedious, but I was not going to struggle through hours of that dungeon with the possibility of death around every corner. How freaking hard would it have been for them to just put a save point or two throughout? Seriously!

[@whiteking2f2]

Reading the cropped ending text as it was funnier than it had any right to be, to the point I was crying while trying to keep my voice down in the employee lounge.

[@taipenn2358]

"Sabina" just makes me think of FF6's Sabin in a wig, and despite being brothers Edgar still hits on him.

[@roiitzkovich4545]

High-Johnny is my favourite Kingdom Hearts character. Nice to see him come back after disappearing since Super Mario Sunshine.

[@bugzilla1]

Johnny went down to Georgia, he was lookin for a game to play

[@NoahDaArk]

7:47 “Former apprentices of the ancient sage Noah” Me who’s name is Noah: *nearly chokes on water* IM SORRY WHAT?!?!?

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

Always happy to see some more Johnny Vs. in my subscriptions.

[@patrickdbuck]

Wow, This was a very good review! You explained perfectly all of my major problems with this game, as well as what I liked about it. I think that if you’re only going to play one version, then the remake on steam or DS is just far better than the original version. It fixes the major issues that cropped up in the hardware limitations of the original version on Famicom. The Crystal Palace still sucks and I basically went through the same headache as you did with it (failed first time, so frustrated that I had to go through it again). So much grinding at the end. The trip to the end was fun but just trying to grind enough to beat the final boss is too much of a pain.

[@meganinten0078]

When you don't have ANYTHING to do. Trying to get the Onion Knight equipment in the Crystal Tower and reach Level 99 with them because for some stupid reason that job have the biggest stats in the game at the end!

[@sonic5993]

I love how he gets progressively more plastered as the review goes on.

[@kryptonavenger2024]

So, every time Johnny says "The four kids", does anyone else immediately think 4Kids tv? Is it just me?

[@smashmaster521]

And now we know why 4Kids went bankrupt; they died in the Crystal Tower.

[@retrogamelover2012]

17:35 Well, I didn't expect Johnny to use a sound clip from Freakazoid of all things.

[@FransenYT]

New place looks great John! Glad to see you again

[@SDK2K9]

Drunk Johnny is always a treat to watch.... I think the last time with saw Johnny go on a drunken rant in a review was Super Mario Sunshine.

[@theluigifan1]

Ah that new place looks very “Georgia” like. Hope you enjoy it here, Johnny!

[@giygas_9577]

It's so weird that he's now one state over from me...

[@RyanStorey1231]

Giygas_95 - Same. I'm in South Carolina.

[@thatsgib6015]

I really liked how his narration gets drunker and drunker throughout the video, I really thought it was just gonna be a visual gag but it really starts to show in the review XD

[@JoakimOtamaa]

Way better done than Caddy in his Rascal and KH3 reviews but tbf the mad lad Cad hasn't drunk alcohol since he was 13.