Johnny vs. Super Mario Sunshine

I haven't played this one in over a decade. Am I coming back to something that's truly a treasure? Or is there a reason for the spacious time gap? Super Mario Sunshine is the 2002 sequel to revolutionary Super Mario 64. No pressure or anything, but does Sunshine offer something that the N64 classic could not besides better graphics? Let's pop this in and enjoy the summer breeze.

[@AurorosOsprey]

10:25 This is why I love you Johnny. Intelligent, concise, well thought out points and arguments. and then suddenly dropping all of that to say what we're all thinking.

[@KidSnivy69]

Right on!

[@erictounge4549]

and he is a smart sonic fan(need more

[@averyhunt1890]

+KidSnivy69 Right There, Right On!!!!

[@everythingyoucantouchandse6786]

YOSHI JUICE FOR EVERYONE

[@megacrashthehedgehog5377]

well said

[@shrinjaymukherjee7297]

Johnny's druken stupor has to be among the best things on this fantastic channel.

[@The_Chosen_Heretic]

That made the review for me. XD

[@paulollarsabaiii9824]

I can't tell if it's real or not.

[@crono3015]

Yoshi juice for everyone!

[@nightcrawler1924]

indeed XD

[@mikeyburris5596]

I died on that part

[@no1reallycaresabout2]

As a political science major, I appreciate Johnny's analysis of the lack of individual rights in Isle Delfino.

[@GiordanDiodato]

no1reallycaresabout2 despite the fact it's a game so it shouldn't matter.

[@sinklar7946]

Giordan Diodato There's a little something called "suspension of disbelief", and it's important to maintain that when engaging in any fictional medium, in this case a video game.

[@GiordanDiodato]

Anthony Iacobucci No? Does Space Invaders have suspension of disbelief?

[@sinklar7946]

Giordan Diodato The fact that you're comparing Space Invaders to a 21st century Mario title just proves how desperate you are to denounce the need for suspension of disbelief in video games lmao.

[@GiordanDiodato]

Anthony Iacobucci OK. How about AVGN Adventures? That's 21st century. Super Meat Boy?

[@horaciosi]

"Congratulations, sir! You have just collected all the Shine Sprites!" "Great! What do I win?" "Nothing! Now get out!"

[@itzorin600]

That's why I never 100% of Mario game except for Galaxy

[@Mac14329]

The picture of the whole cast isn’t really “nothing”, but it’s not a good reward either.

[@okagron]

@@Mac14329 It might as well be nothing. The reward in 64 isn't all that great (i think it's the triple jump, Yoshi being on the roof of the castle and Yoshi giving Mario 100 lives). The 64 rewards kind of suck because you are basically done with the game, but it's still better than a postcard and nothing else. Not to mention Sunshine is a sequel and sequels should in principle improve upon the failings of the previous entries, not be worse.

[@Mac14329]

@@okagron I did say that it still wasn’t a good reward. Also, I didn’t know Sunshine was a sequel.

[@SuperLuis225]

​@okagron this reminds me of the spyro 2 reward for 100%ing the game... a super fire breath.... cool, this is worthless seeing as the game is done... thanks for nothing 😂

[@KannaJuwl]

Peach does try to speak up for Mario, at the trial, she raises her hand and says, 'Objection!' and the judge just overrules her because he's on a rant.

[@psychie8625]

War should've been declared then and there.

[@LibraG89]

@@psychie8625 War is hell

[@tracyndiyob162]

with how mario had an entire kingdom he saved in mario 64/peach to back him up always felt bad for mario in that regard.(especially when at times the piantas honestly deserved their mess.)

[@crystalgemgirl731]

Those guys are jerks.

[@ClassicSonicFan2012]

Him getting drunk was legit.

[@frogglen6350]

YOSHI JUICE FOR EVERYONE

[@shortguy07]

Wait fr?!

[@Octofox01]

🥴🤬😵‍💫

[@Joshua_Quinzel_Isley]

It cracked me up so hard.

[@GunarmDyne]

I doubt Peach even knows where babies come from.

[@kylecampbell565]

Actually she had a good reason to consider BJ was her son babies come from storks

[@azzzanadra]

+Kyle Campbell no, she is just stupid, if she was his mother mario would have noticed.

[@ClassicSonicFan2012]

+Gunarm Dyne 40th like!

[@BlackangelKatakuri]

Gunarm Dyne Or what the a brain is.

[@_V.Va_]

Nintendo really makes Peach look dumb in the mainline games. She actually feels like a character in the RPG's. Well usually.

[@GeneralErlend]

Its so ironic that they say "Have a relaxing vacation!", when in fact, if you played this game during your vacation, you had anything but!

[@user-sp2jg9rx8r]

Cruel irony.

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

It's still a fun amazing game! don't hate!

[@user-dw6uk9kz9q]

@@Gadget-Walkmen He will if he wants to. It's his opinion and it's fine

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

@@user-dw6uk9kz9q Do you hate the game or something?

[@user-dw6uk9kz9q]

@@Gadget-Walkmen I don't. I respect any mario game bad or not because he is my childhood. What I do believe tho is that everyone has different opinions and you should respect it.

[@SomecallmeJohnny]

I love how a ton of you noticed the Xbox One almost immediately. :) It was a half and half deal I made with my brother. I was gonna get one eventually anyway, so why not pay just half the price?

[@ToskiHeroAndEHAN]

I've heard that the Xbox One isn't as bad as people thought it would turn out to be. Is that true?

[@AmitiNY]

YAY DRUNK JOHNNY

[@CocainePapi]

Does this mean possible Xbox One or PS4 Let's Play... maybe the new Batman who knows!!!!

[@SCFick318]

ToskiHero and EHAN oh with out a doubt, its fixed all of the initial problems they came out with and they almost have the UI all sorted out. I have all three consoles and i have to say that the xbox one's controller is better in every aspect compared to the ps4 except the d-pad. None of the consoles, as you must know, have an extensive library of games its really just preference. The graphics look identical, your naked eye cant pick up graphical differences past 702 pixels. And when it comes down to it, its all about your friends and what they have, or in someones case like Johnny's, its completely on preference. I think if you want to pick a system on preference id say ps4, but since i have a ton of friends that have the x1, ive had a way better time. Friends can lengthen or shorten the lifespan of a game

[@fusionruby]

Nice xbone

[@64jayr]

Johnny subtly waving for Peach to move 3 steps over is one of the greatest bits in his entire channel. Kills me every time.

[@ShadowtheYouTuber523]

Oh my god, I always thought he was waving to the camera cuz it focused on her from too far away.

[@benm5970]

*Johnny Angrily Walks Into Classroom* Teacher: Oh hi Johnny, how was your summer? Johnny: *Silently glares at teacher, turns around and goes to sit at desk*

[@jrpludacrous]

I guess this is why the pianta's are mobsters in Thousand Year Door

[@jjc4924]

And for some reason, they're back in Galaxy 2 and they're still pricks.

[@apollorock3r244]

It’s even more noticeable in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door when they even dress up like monsters in that game.

[@manuelpatino7863]

@@apollorock3r244 Monsters?! Don't you mean, "mobsters"?

[@apollorock3r244]

Manuel Patiño Yeah. It was supposed to be mobsters. I guess autocorrect just changed it without me knowing it.

[@filletofish2200]

@@manuelpatino7863 *M O N S T E R S*

[@KidEDarus]

Looks like Johnny's summer... Has been wasted.

[@crossthrust7700]

and he got wasted

[@SomecallmeJohnny]

Gah...the pun.

[@TheNadroj10]

Good review Johnny thank you and I can't wait for the galaxy reviews.

[@Oscar_Cortes]

SomecallmeJohnny the pun indeed.

[@onesonicguy]

Ted is that you?

[@Buster256]

YOSHI JUICE FOR EVERYONE! :D

[@wojak-sensei6424]

***** *YAY!*

[@zayaannashrid1374]

+Buster Bash Gaming YOSHI JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@alder613]

BREAKDANCING EGGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

[@neildivins2844]

MY BANANAS... ARE IN THE FAT. (If you get that reference, you get a high-five)

[@simontegbrink5048]

HIGHFIVE!

[@ThinkinBinkin]

Slow this down, it makes Johnny sound so much more drunk

[@GamingGods64aemilandwalid]

Mggevans Oh year

[@mooganify]

Mggevans Thank you.

[@shawklan27]

Drunk Johnny is love, drunk Johnny is life

[@MetaKnuxXbeats]

YOSHI JUICE FOR EVERYONE!

[@Robert-eu7zs]

And yet here these two are sellin' em like fuckin heroin

[@everythingyoucantouchandse6786]

And then, theres the BLUE COINS!

[@starflame34]

I laughed so hard when he started with the blue coins. Just how he says "And THEN there's the blue coins!" is hilarious! I love it!

[@awsomemodels]

starflame34 yea and I also like 12:21

[@PKSparkxxDH]

I couldn't take my eyes away. I often forget how beautiful this game is, and I loved the focus on the controls! It's something that is often forgotten. While I'll admit, it's not my favorite Mario game (my nostalgia boner is too hard for Super Mario 64, both N64 and DS), it's charm is definitely something that can't be imitated. Great review :) But TO HELL WITH THE BLUE COINS!!!

[@mejiacantillogustavo]

Glad I'm not the only one here that loves Sunshine. DEATH TO THE BLUE COINS!

[@helic360]

Dat hotness himself ladies and gentleman. Also PK #team-alpha.

[@MetalSnakeXIII]

***** Hi PK ^_^.....I still remember that 4 Fire Blasts from the Prism Podcast

[@joshuapiersol8974]

AND TO OBLIVION TO THE BEARS!

[@rockmacher]

Joshua Piersol they're called tanoki's they're the japanese version of a raccoon

[@maanitaman]

So, basically: Isle Delfino = Soleanna

[@SakuraAvalon]

+Maanit Aman Not at all. Isle Delfino is complete and easy to explore without a shit-ton of loading screens. lol

[@maanitaman]

+Roxie ღ I kind of meant in terms of the citizens there-

[@uglybad4]

If we're just talking about Delfino Plaza vs Soleanna Town here, -it is much smaller and more fun to traverse -clear landmarks to identify current location -actually nice to look at buuuut if you're talking about the citizens, then you're spot on.

[@talos2233ify1]

+Isaac Platt (PUNCHFACE) he was talking about the personalities of the citizens...

[@thetrophygamer1835]

+talos2233ify1 there the same in that regard

[@giygas_9577]

And now... "So then... you're back. Again."

[@L4V4G]

This man deserves way more subs!

[@anthonymanuel55000]

We are pfp twins

[@OnlyGoken]

As someone who loves this game to death and back, I respect your opinion. Getting 100% in this game is a pain in the ass. With Sonic Adventure, you got a Metal Sonic skin (and Game Gear games in the DX port), with Mario 64, you got 100 lives and a cool triple jump, with Sonic Heroes, you got Super Hard Mode, in Mario Galaxy, you had the final level and being able to play as Luigi, but in this game, you get a post card. Why not have another playable character, or some new nozzle that F.L.U.D.D. could use, or anything, or even a bonus level or like Sonic Adventure 2 did when you 100% the game, havinga throwback level. I still love this game, but the reward is awful.

[@ShenSage]

Limitations

[@OnlyGoken]

SheninMKA Limitations aren't an excuse for a piss poor reward for 100% completion.

[@ShenSage]

***** that was their excuse anyway (which I think is bullshit anyway

[@OnlyGoken]

SheninMKA I agree completely. It's a bullshit excuse for a shitty reward. Like, an extra level, overpowered F.L.U.D.D. nozzle, unlockable character, secret mode, ANYTHING that affects the gameplay, not just a postcard. I mean, if Mario Sunshine's graphics were THAT good (cause let's be honest, for Early GameCube, it's a beautiful looking game), they could've easily worked in a reward.

[@ShenSage]

Andrew Harnet I doubt it

[@maverickhunter8755]

12:32 that delivery always makes me laugh.

[@Arbron]

Some say the journey is more important than the destination but the JOURNEY SUCKED TOO.

[@femblem1168]

12:32 And then....THERE'S THE BLUE COINS! XD

[@SKirbGame]

FEmblem116 You remember these from Super Mario 64, right?

[@everythingyoucantouchandse6786]

THE GREEN STARS

[@bronsonferrigno2453]

You mean, "AAAANNNNN' TTTHHHEEEEEEEENNNNNNN, THERRRRE'S TH'BLUUE COOOINNNS!!!!!"

[@icecoldassassin8531]

@@SKirbGame They were great, they gotcha 5 coins but those 100 coin missions still SUCK DICK!

[@0123renee]

@@icecoldassassin8531 But here, they're CURRENCY! For what? _SHINE SPRITES!!!_

[@SleepyAdam]

I usually watch your videos to relax because they are really soothing and informative at the same time but then you do stuff like 10:28.

[@SleepyAdam]

I mean don't get me wrong I laughed like a hyena afterwords but it scared the crap outta me. I was doing homework with this in the background and suddenly I jumped out of my seat.

[@crono3015]

100 percenting this game will do that to a person.

[@Charriii5]

By far my favorite "Johnny vs." review. You need to start making reviews like this again, John. maybebringinelliotorsomethingidontknow. .._.

[@xenobestx8423]

Charriii5 Ay 1st reply.

[@mystic8380]

Second reply

[@majztic]

lucky third reply

[@PixelSP]

fourth reply

[@bigtimerusher9719]

@@PixelSP 5th reply

[@WinterShorts0]

This review is still hilarious even almost a decade later xD

[@CanterlotCrusader]

So Nintendo pulled a Konami with the pachinko shit, before Konami. Wow.

[@user-bu3xt6mj4s]

Can't think of a good punchline.

[@Ironsonic100]

HIT THE LEVER

[@DarkSeraph95]

still better than konami the pachinko is playable in game not a casino

[@SB-ex8nt]

CanterlotCrusader Yes, and they realized that it was stupid.

[@emcmend9960]

fuckin hipster Nintendo

[@tilerh17]

I have to agree. The blue coins are miserable. There's no reason to attempt them without a guide, given that some will only appear in certain missions on each stage. And that's assuming you want to try at all. I love going for the shine sprites. Even the pachinko machine and Lily pad death river. They're a right pain in the ass, but at least I know where they are and how to get them. They're challenging. I don't have to scour the same stage up to 8 times in different missions to find the last blue coin. That's not a challenge, that's alienating the player. I 100% every Mario game I play. Every star in 64 and both Galaxy games, full 5 star completion on the NSMB series, all that. But I refuse to get 120 shines in Sunshine. It sucks. It's not fun

[@iexist_15]

So... I got Super Mario 3D All Stars when it came out. Even though I got 100% on my copy of Galaxy AND Galaxy 2 (One of my proudest moments as a gamer was beating The Perfect Run. And oh yeah, obviously it sucks that they didn't include Galaxy 2.) Even though I got all *150* stars in Super Mario 64 DS. But I have never played Sunshine before SM3DAS. And I feel like a masochist. I mean I do have 99 Shines and I'm slowly chipping away at every area in the game. But... I only have like about 150 blue coins. And I still have to beat the Lily Pad. And Pinna Park Episode 8 (The balloons on the roller coaster) At least I beat the Pachinko machine (something my brother couldn't do) and the Sand Bird. So I'm going on this long spiel to ask... How much hell am I in for to find the remaining 90-something blue coins?

[@tilerh17]

@@iexist_15 I mean when I say, you want a guide. I love a lot about Sunshine, but blue coins aren't one of those things. If you're bent on finding them all without a guide, you're in for some real shit. Some of them are super obscure. And like I mentioned, only available in certain missions. I applaud the person who has it in them to get through everything, but it is not a good time on your own unless aimless scavenger hunts are your thing

[@iexist_15]

@@tilerh17 Good thing I've been to Super Mario Wiki so much in the last 5 months it's been added to my "Frequently Visited" section of my search bar. To be honest I haven't specifically been on the hunt for the blue coins yet, the only places that I really need it for are Noki Bay, Sirena Beach, and Pianta Village. Then again, when I saw the blue coins in Corona Mountain for the first time (I had already died about 10 times from trying to steer the goddamn boat) I immediately avoided them and went straight to Bowser. Even then, I usually haven't been a guy who needs to 100% stuff. The only games of done that for are the Mario Games I mentioned, the port of Majora's Mask on the 3DS, and Madden 12 on the Wii (seriously). I'm only really doing this because 1. I'm trying to keep myself occupied until Bowser's Fury gets released and the Wii U becomes even more irrelevant (and maybe BoTW 2 and Galaxy 3 pls pls pls). 2. I kind of want to get a lot of value out of SM3DAS and the best way to do that is to 100% every game. And 3. Especially between me and my brother, I have a lot of pride with completing stuff that's hard as balls. Saying that you beat it makes dying 50+ times on The Perfect Run worth it. Having to deal with Dreadnought Galaxy's purple coins and the stupid trash Stars twice makes it worth it when you finally get the last star. Somehow getting every Star in Tick-Tock Clock and Rainbow Ride is worth it when you get to go up to the roof and read Yoshi's spelling typo. Johnny said that the only thing 100%ing Sunshine is worth is bragging rights, and sometimes that's good enough for me. But it still would've been better if they did more than just a picture. (Like what if it turned out that the picture was a postcard that Mario sent to Luigi and we got a cutscene of him reading it at his mansion and that inspires him to go to Isle Delfino and we could play as Luigi. Wouldn't that have been so much better?) But you probably didn't want to hear me go on this long monologue about nothing, did you? I'll stop.

[@novustalks7525]

Sunshine as a whole just isn’t fun. It’s broken and unbalanced

[@alexanderkosten7611]

There isn't even a point to collecting them, because only the 49 specific Shines from clearing the 7th mission of all 7 stages matters! This game's structure is seriously flawed.

[@trialhydra]

10:26 I laughed too hard when Johnny begins to rant and also get drunk talking about Sunshine.

[@TheBritishSn0rlax]

mario sunshine: names the mountian corona mountain everybody: 2020: oh yeah, its all coming together

[@russellbrown6888]

It's funny, I only got around to completing this game about 2 months ago, in the midst of the lockdown. I've had the game for 18 years and only when a CORONAVIRUS shuts down the world do I get to finish it.

[@obitwokenobi9808]

This aged well.

[@supermariof0521]

@@obitwokenobi9808 And in a bold move, Nintendo still called it "Corona Mountain" in "Super Mario 3D All Stars" considering how the entire world is pretty much fucked right now.

[@thesupermayoreo]

Fire Dust They’re not Naughty Dog

[@diannejohn5346]

@@thesupermayoreo what?

[@aaronTOSD]

he got drunk...over a MARIO game?

[@randomfan1292]

he does all the time, watch drunk Mario party

[@MadDogReed97]

I get drunk to get drunk...

[@Spoonkid222]

Hi, I'm That Nintendo and SEGA Guy.

[@TheTC]

Well, if Clement can get drunk over SA3, why not get drunk over Sunshine?

[@MrCornholio93]

have you tried 100%ing this game? its a nightmare.

[@Vulpes_Ailurus]

13:46 this cracks me up every time.

[@superstarm304]

I never understood why is many people are displeased with this game. Like you said, it's a huge step up from Mario 64 in multiple departments and is a blast to play.

[@30TACOZ]

It's not that the game itself is bad, far from it. But 100% the game is incredibly tiresome and tedious. And the pay off for all the stuff you had to do isn't worth it. But as Johnny said, if you play the game normally it is better that Mario64.

[@jonathanpinera8452]

The road to 100% percent was just painful, blue coins and all. After all that struggle you get a fucking picture.

[@superstarm304]

But that's only for 100%. Play it normally and it's not nearly that bad.

[@jonathanpinera8452]

Super Starm That's what Johnny said xD

[@superstarm304]

exactly

[@Grayman2003]

Super Mario sunshine and sonic adventure 2 are awfully similar. Both have a fake Mario/Sonic (Bowser Jr. and Shadow) and that causes Mario/Sonic to get arrested.

[@Espio]

yea but one has aged considerably better than the other.

[@IAmInfinitus208]

Grayman 2003 And both have bullshit moments.

[@jacobmonks3722]

And both suck hard when trying to do 100%.

[@semvision]

SA2 is bullshit to just complete and get to the final boss. Some of those levels are pure torture.

[@Anthony5830JimenezAJ]

And by many people both games are considered the best of their series, but forget how badly it has aged

[@stigarchives4138]

I keep coming back to this review. definitely one of the best sunshine reviews ever

[@Omar_E11]

So, I finally finished this game. %100. Every single blue coin, every shine sprite, everything. While I do think it's kind of bullshit how they don't reward you with anything for %100ing it, I still had tons of fun. Sunshine really is great, but the whole %100 for nothing really is frustrating.

[@Omar_E11]

***** Already did that a while ago. See, the funny thing is that I actually had fun with %100ing Galaxy.

[@weregoingonatripinourfavor7539]

Omar Elmosrati I didn't play galaxy in a long time(when it was released). So I forgot how great it was. I also forgot bout sunshine ( I didn't play that game in Such a long time. I think it was august of 2003 ).

[@Omar_E11]

Mastermind Sir, no one can simply "forget" how amazing Galaxy was. Just looking at gameplay footage makes me want play it.

[@weregoingonatripinourfavor7539]

Omar Elmosrati Well it happened to me. The last time I touched the game was when it was released.

[@Omar_E11]

Mastermind Get it dude, you're really missing out. Though, I must say I still prefer 64.

[@witchbladefan1]

Johnny: Yoshi juice for everyone! I want that on a T-shirt now.

[@KyleEvra]

Me to.

[@andreworders7305]

Pachinko: 6 tries Watermelon: 2 tries Lily Pad Ride: Fuck this level!

[@lordgameboy1303]

Going a little AVGN on us Jhonny?

[@CarterMcVey]

AVGN was actually what inspired Johnny to revies video games in the 1st place.

[@stevenmills6502]

A dog is a man's best friend.

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

Considering he was literally counting the seconds, yeeep

[@averyhunt1890]

Drunk Johnny is my Sprit Animal!!!

[@hifuu1383]

*spirit

[@Alex-ji6ob]

"I could probably fuck a cockroach if I saw one" -Victim of drinking and playing Sonic Genesis

[@Alex-ji6ob]

True Gamer Q indeed

[@chuyrenteria6252]

@@Alex-ji6ob where's that from?

[@Alex-ji6ob]

Chuy Renteria kzbin.info/www/bejne/bZi7gaGtms2ff9E

[@FarikoWishless]

DOOONT TRY TO BUTTER ME UP -Johnny... Talking to a game *Whispers* I think he's already buttered up...

[@Lucky_9705]

“Corona Mountain” *That Didn’t Age Well*

[@nikhilanand2613]

Literally just what I thought XD especially with 3D All-Stars coming on Friday

[@giygas_9577]

@@nikhilanand2613 And let's not forget that Bowser Jr. wears a face mask.

[@drmobiandoom]

That's an oof moment

[@erikstensaas1202]

Disagree. It's just named after one of the sun's atmospheric layers

[@pitch_blaccck]

If Peach is Bowser Jr.'s mother then I feel so bad for her. Imagine giving birth to a turtle with razor sharp spikes on it's shell.

[@CarterMcVey]

Imagine being pregnant with that thing.

[@schwarzerritter5724]

Yoshi's Island established Babies are delivered by stork.

[@oldchannel2892]

You get em' from *Mushroom Kingdom Ebay!!!*

[@ThePreciseClimber]

Maybe she was drugged at the time.

[@kingnewgameplus3296]

Well at that point peach has already had bowser's cock in her and god knows how big that is.

[@zuu3180]

Was Johnny actually drunk? I've seen you tubers get "drunk" before, but it was all an act. But Johnny LOOKED AND SOUNDED like he was really drunk here!

[@FreelancerMarcy]

Z uu He was actually drunk.

[@c1gomez19]

Proto Kirby How do you know?

[@callmejoe8594]

Z uu If you want some drunk Johnny action, you should check out his drunk playthroughs of Superman 64, a couple of Mario Party Games, and Sonic Genesis on SGB.

[@SuperGodzilla888]

Camilo Gamer at his panel he said he wasent drunk witch i thought was pretty obvious

[@ColtonPr]

Do you really think that he would get drunk in a scripted video lol. I see why you thought that though

[@forklauncher]

13:28 Man, John went full JonTron on us there.

[@Hopohoo2]

MAMA MAMA PEACH? AHAHAHAHA

[@Kimarnic]

stop calling me mama

[@Gamingtime79335]

Thats Mama Luigi to you, Peach! I had it first!

[@SSBBPOKEFAN]

I like to think she's SUPPOSED to sound all surprised. Like a whole "WTF" kinda reaction. But, since Peach's voice is meant to be "slight airhead", she can't really do that...

[@Alias_Anybody]

Good Games "She had to think about it" would make sense if it's about being the father, not so much for the mother. xD

[@kitcatcandy4563]

you dont know what peach did before mario showed up.

[@Garrettcube]

This was my first Mario game and it is still my favorite.

[@Sharpteeth32]

Same. Just....same. The memories....

[@TheZebbga]

I read this comment and though "I can't remember leaving this".

[@KidSnivy69]

Wonderful! Want a cookie?

[@TheZebbga]

KidSnivy69 Yes , I kind of do actually.

[@KidSnivy69]

TheZebbga What kind?

[@supermariofan03]

Sometimes I wish I could time travel to 2003 to watch Johnny’s initial reaction to that end screen.

[@Bramhallthefifth]

12:30 "Geez, you're persistent. You're wondering about my hair, aren't you? That's right. I'm bald as a bean."

[@lmddhumour]

Um what

[@warningdontread5478]

lmddhumour It's a Mother 3 reference.

[@armedweiss5531]

Smack Bramhall Remember back when he had hair?

[@scottbishop5247]

This review is how I learned about you Johnny, and I had this playing while I tried to collect all the shine sprites. When I picked up my first blue coin I yelled “And then there’s the blue coins”

[@UltimateTomekHD]

14:10 I can safely say that this would've been what I would say if I went any further with college and finished it.

[@geico105]

0:57 "It's better than nothing."

[@gclewd4989]

irony? Don´t you mean hypocrisy?

[@Jimjamatic]

It's ironic that he's saying it's better than nothing to get Luigi's Mansion as a Mario launch title yet all he got was a postcard for completing Super Mario Sunshine 100% which was technically something but he was annoyed about that but not Luigi's Mansion.

[@DS3Enjoyer]

At least Luigi's Mansion got a sequel

[@ProjectDelta1]

Studley Muffin Yeah but Luigi mansion was a surprised hit, didn't require a million dollars kickstarter.

[@froakie1404]

Studley Muffin the difference was luigis mansion was grear

[@iamjohnporter67]

I pray for him because he is about to review Donkey Kong 64 and 100% completing that game is a much bigger pain than this one.

[@RyanisApronius]

Probably your funniest review yet! I was a PS2 guy and never owned a Gamecube, so I never got a chance to play this game. But after seeing this video, it doesn't look like I was missing much.

[@JustAdam123]

The gamecube still had some of the best nintendo games ever and the sonic adventure series

[@shmurdy]

RobotnikShadow well the remakes anyway.

[@RyuShadow439]

i was a gamecube guy go mario party 5 6 7

[@TinyGuy97]

***** I actually like 100% the game. If you want a challenge, then do so. Why must you get a reward? You can still brag to your friends about it.

[@TinyGuy97]

Ryan Apró This game is still good. You're actually are missing out of a lot.

[@wither_v9632]

"She f***ed Bowser!" -Johnny 2014

[@bulb9970]

It’s nice that Johnny got more professional and self aware in recent years, but at the same time I miss this era of wackier review in 2010s youtube. This episode along the Ghosts n Goblins and Sonic 06 ones will forever be my favorites.

[@MegamanNG]

Damn... not even I could 100% this game. Sweet Jesus. Oh yeah and Drunk Johnny is hilarious Johnny.

[@MRfunnyordie3]

But Johnny's always hilarious.

[@GameDimensionFusion]

Weird for me this was the FIRST Mario game I did 100% on.........I shouldn't have said that...

[@Helmslock]

MegamanNG What do you think abou smash 4 so far?

[@ruttsuco.804]

this is one of those games where I play the beginning a ton but barely all the way through.

[@MegamanNG]

goddess Pinketa and okami amaterasu Same here.

[@GamerGuyd7Aces]

Haha! Best Mario review yet Johnny! I've heard lots of things about Super Mario Sunshine, both the good, the bad, and the ugly. Every franchise has that 1 game that you don't care about, or are simply not interested in. And right now I'm trying to do as many Mario games this season as I can on my channel. But I will NEVER do a walkthrough on this game

[@MegamanNG]

But of course. Sunshine is one game that's too long, too tedious and just... too time consuming.

[@JohnnyRamirez86]

I hope your not doing it cause you can't handle it, you have to be a better gamer then that.

[@BreakGlassForMemes]

Did you listen to what he said at the end? He said that if you aren't trying to complete the game, it can be even better than SM64.

[@Tan12]

Nuke Blast I'm not very interested in Canvas Curse and a few other spinoffs, but all of the main series game are good.

[@Helmslock]

***** What do you like/dislike smash 4 so far?

[@amarillodragon2702]

Johnny 100% a game that took him all Sunmer. Only for the game to pull on of the biggest, most elaborate, and most cruelest irony jokes he has ever witness in his life! Dang, that is the definition of "OOF"

[@AVdE10000]

Don't mind me, just checking out this old gem after the Final Fantasy 3 review

[@WardenKaz]

You too?

[@westide3050]

RIP Machinima logo at the end of Johnny's videos

[@OnDavidsBrain]

7:30 And then 16 years later Bowsette happened.

[@Firestar4342]

YOSHI JUICES FOR EVERYONE

[@specknacken6507]

Hoo boy all the poor kids playing the videogame equivalent of kicking yourself in the balls every minute through 3D Allstars. And John's just sitting in his chair, drinking his coffee with a sort of sadistic grin on his face like "Hmm yes. Feel that pain."

[@retrogameraaron4778]

7:17 - Well, Bowser did try to force Peach to marry him in the Nintendo Power Mario comic. At one point, he has a magic koopa brainwash her so she falls deeply in love with him. Maybe it was during that period when they did the deed.

[@kylecampbell565]

And according to Super Paper Mario the universe will be destroyed if the 2 get married

[@wojak-sensei6424]

RetroGamerAaron yeah,but peach should know if she was pregnant or not.. brainwashed or not,I think she should have raised the eyebrow and said "where did I got these stretch marks from...It's not like I was in labor...then again how can I give birth to a child when clearly I should know" (SPOILER ALERT she did n't noticed

[@FreelancerMarcy]

Kyle Campbell Yeah, Paper Mario. That is a completely seperate universe. As you can tell by Mario and Luigi: Paper Jam?

[@darthvidar-spiller5343]

+RetroGamerAaron Nintendo Power Mario comic?

[@retrogameraaron4778]

DarthVidar-spiller In 1992, Nintendo ran a monthly comic in Nintendo Power that was based off "Super Mario World". They also ran a "Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past" comic at the same time.

[@ryangoldstrich7334]

He sounds completely shitfaced after the 11 minute mark, and I love it.

[@auroracorps5533]

I have a feeling this video is about to get a lot more attention with the 3d Allstars collection.

[@bakerXderek]

I'm finally beating this now lol

[@mcnierstenen9017]

How are you verified while you only got 3 likes?

[@bakerXderek]

@@mcnierstenen9017 It's a fuckin comment my guy lol

[@awsomemodels]

@@bakerXderek Lol

[@williamwhite1036]

9:34 An episode guide for Super Mario Sunshine 100 coins Bianco Hills: Episode 8 Ricco Harbor: Episode 8 Gelato Beach: Episode 8 Pinna Park: Episode 2 Sirena Beach: Episode 3 Noki Bay: Episode 6 Pianta Village: Episode 5

[@linkofthewild4236]

"There we go, puttin' that fire out... with those guttural acidic juices. YOSHI JUICE FOR EVERYONE!"

[@JohnGaltAustria]

Who's watching this after having purchased Super Mario 3D All-Stars?

[@SOULMAN641]

Me! I just beat Mario Sunshine on that game.

[@wistfulanthophila9317]

i am, some missions sofar have been kind of irritating but overall im having a lot of fun

[@specknacken6507]

Everyone who played Sunshine for more than 2 hours and needs this video as a sort of therapy session for PTSD. Yeah i'm not joking fuck Sunshine.

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

​@@specknacken6507 LMAO Fuck no with that. We all better hope you're joking because everything you said is just ludicrously wrong. Mario Sunshine is great game with full of fun and amazing content and moments in a great beach island aesthetic with amazing water based scenery/aesthetic to it all. The only thing that sucks is the post game end stuff like collecting all the blue coins and a few of the shine sprites that were had ridiculous moments to obtain as all that shit's not worth it as you're not getting rewarded with nothing, other than that it's an amazing game said perfectly by johnny at, 15:11 on how great the game is. Nobody needs "thERaPY sEsSiOn FoR ptsd" that's just your delusion kicking in. Fuck out of here with that hating shit.

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

@@wistfulanthophila9317 it’s a great and fantastic game overall. Don’t mind the haters saying nonsense.

[@TheBlueTyphoon17]

His opinion on Super Mario Sunshine is pretty much similar to mine on Sonic Adventure 2 and Crash Bandicoot. Playing through the game normally is fun. Trying to complete it 100% is not.

[@IAmInfinitus208]

TheBlue Typhoon17 Same!!

[@rokia360]

In Crash Bandicoot I feel like the gems is part of the challenge of the main game and I should collect them. But for the relics...hate em

[@jjc4924]

Yeah.

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

Well said

[@Mojo1356]

@@rokia360 I think he means the PS1 version where gem collecting sucks.

[@carlfromjimmyneutron648]

Rewatching this gem after super Mario 3D Allstars was announced.

[@michaelhearn3926]

if only corona would stay on corona mountain

[@beastinator456]

Mario should have never went to Corona mountain.

[@Mariostern1]

I hope that's not cum on the Luigis Mansion Case

[@SakuraAvalon]

+Mariostern1 It's residue from the glue that once held a price-sticker to the case. Johnny must've obtained the game used and removed the price tag.

[@TheDiego908]

+Mariostern1 I know some people love the game but... damn

[@APPictures9]

Awkward! (In a high pitched voice)

[@gdnam32]

+Mariostern1 it's the price sticker that got removed

[@freecandy4580]

+Mariostern1 Maybe he got too excited when he got the game

[@mejiacantillogustavo]

I never get why people expect a reward in Sunshine. There was never a reward in the 3D Mario games to begin with. 64 - 100 lives Sunshine - A post card that haunts Johnny to this day. Galaxy - SUPER LUIGI GALAXY! :D Galaxy 2 - Not one fuck you post card but TWO fuck you post cards. Did I mention that the story was just something Rosalina made up? And tell me again why Sunshine was so hated. 3D Land - A fuck TON of fuck you post cards. Because fuck you that's why. 3D World - Five stamps that no one uses. The only game that has a good reward is galaxy so why do people constantly have to think there is a reward. The only reward is the journey (except Sunshine's blue coin hunting.) Edit: Because people are too lazy too read the earlier comments, let me go in greater depth. I'm talking about the reward you get for beating the final level. That means the stuff you get for beating levels such as grand master galaxy or champions road. Plus it's like me saying the reward for me beating Mario 1 was 1-2.

[@tomerilan4647]

64 also gave you a dialog with yoshi... Ye still sucks. But hey Galaxy 2 did give you a super hard lv with only 1 hit!

[@mejiacantillogustavo]

I made an error. I fixed it now. :P

[@mejiacantillogustavo]

That's not the proper reward. You still have 249 stars before you tackle grand master galaxy.

[@Kisaru1000]

It's not so much the "reward", but what it took to get there. If Sunshine was nowhere near as aggravating as it was to get 100% then the postcard thing wouldn't have been a big deal.

[@mejiacantillogustavo]

Same thing for galaxy 2. Those 1 hit stars were a pain in the ass! I don't know why people don't bring galaxy 2 instead thanks to the grand master galaxy.

[@DarkAura19]

Soooo, who else decided to come back here because of Caddy's Sly Retrospective?

[@The_Early_Gamer]

I did (^_^)

[@likiji123]

same here

[@TheClassicalgamer1]

I did the same thing. I'd love to see those two due a collaboration video.

[@LuigiScout]

Yep, wanted to see the "FUCK RIGHT OFF".

[@munsi0121]

I did too

[@bandicootsauce4569]

I'll be playing this game for the first time as part of 3D All-Stars later today, and I'm watching this video in preparation. (:

[@matthatter56]

Me to.

[@thatdudesansman3803]

I guess you could say that after Johnny did this review....He had a *Relaxing* *Vacation!*

[@crisp9929]

That Dude Sans Man! Nah, he had a hangover XD

[@thatdudesansman3803]

Shining Mudkip Lol

[@ages3475]

Who’s here after the Mario direct

[@coolname8511]

7:39 corona mountain lol

[@thatdudesansman3803]

Johnny's Rage fills me with happiness. :) I am sadistic and I apologize.

[@tombruncker7013]

Before I watched Johnny’s video I never understood the hate for sunshine.... after watching it I completely understand why some people hate this game

[@jaretco6423]

It's not an awful game by any means. But it's far from being great or amazing. Just an below average Mario game at best. And the 100% completion is just retarded.

[@SalsaSeth]

I can already hear Chuggaaconroy yelling, "It's a good game!"

[@erikstensaas1202]

After finally playing Super Mario Sunshine, I can see where some frustration comes from. But I still give it an 8.6 of 10, so definitely still worth playing

[@frozenaorta]

I absolutely love this review. Johnny's personality is just so on point. I always crack up at both 2:55 and 7:17.

[@user-xo8er2yr7s]

welcome to isle delfino again , johnny

[@zhazha23]

"Yoshi juice for everyone" + (1/2) Speed = My chair gave out from me laughing.

[@CrazyRiverOtter]

I think the story of this game would be better if Mario actually HAD caused the spread of the goop by sheer accident.

[@crossthrust7700]

yeah, like the plane crashed into BOWSER'S goop supply, and it scattered all over the place

[@CrazyRiverOtter]

Zelos Wilder Yeah, that would probably work. Maybe if Mario was piloting the plane when it crashed, as well. That would make Mario actually somewhat responsible for the state of the island, and Bowser could still be an actual villain to it.

[@crossthrust7700]

***** maybe in the posible sequal

[@crossthrust7700]

***** and Peach could help Mario this time!

[@CrazyRiverOtter]

Zelos Wilder Yeah, that would help out.

[@christoferkk]

almost 2 years later and this (alongside the other 3d Mario reviews) is still one of my favorite reviews from you.

[@toastdotmp3483]

The music and Shadow Mario used to scare me as a kid for some reason

[@LuneLuan]

Star Shard same. At one point I had to stop playing it lmaoo

[@jah4547]

Star Shard the giant mecha bowser used to scare me when i was a kid

[@RyanStorey1231]

Star Shard - Shadow Mario's theme specifically? Why?

[@jjc4924]

How does it scare you as a kid?

[@theluigifan1]

JJ C I don’t know, the translucent look coupled with the red glowing eyes and freakishly long tongue? I had fucking nightmares about him as a kid until I got further into the game and learned his real identity.

[@Mario9919DX]

Peach never ended in a one night stand with Bowser. Bowser admitted to his son that Peach isn't his mother at the end of the game. So basically Bowser lied to his own child. We don't know who the real mother is.

[@fearfulharmony94]

what if he lie to bower

[@papersonic9941]

Jist because Peach isnt the mother it doesnt mean that the one night stand couldnt have happened- Peach did think about it, after all.

[@onibonez]

What if Bowser reproduces asexually? Meaning he wouldn't need a mate, think about it, Bowser Jr looks exactly like Baby Bowser.

[@Mario9919DX]

***** Nah. He's part turtle part dragon. He'd need/want to mate. And he probably did it with Bowser Jr's REAL mother (who's most like the same species as Bowser) and she left Bowser at Jr's birth. And Bowser lied to Jr saying Peach is his mother.

[@Mario9919DX]

***** That's exactly what I think too.

[@ihateducks4500]

Corona Mountain, hmm...

[@KermisVoyager1997]

Super Mario Sunshine does have an amazing atmosphere like pretty much everything else hence why it's one of my favorite Mario games. I love this lush beautiful tropical landscapes and it's buildings, it feels like heaven.

[@Lucas841Gamer]

This is the best Super Mario Sunshine review ever. It make me laugh all the time.

[@obitwokenobi9808]

I'm loving this game so far but you're gonna need A LOT of patience with some of these shine sprites. Also, use a guide when going for the blue coins. It's not worth the headache trying to find them on your own.

[@ethanfletcher365]

#Yoshijuice4everyone

[@Kirby64Guy]

Easyethan Fletcher 13:46 😂😂😂

[@neroameealucard945]

1:57 A WRIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY!

[@evilhomer91]

A beer ad popped up at 10:56 telling me “you earned this” as I was looking away and thought it was part of the bit for a second lol