Let's Play Ghost of Tsushima episode 2 - SORRY HORSE - Press Any Chiodini

In this week's episode of Ghost of Tsushima, Johnny rescues Taka the blacksmith and accidentally brutalises a horse. Twice.
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[@matwetton]

"they were tied up and burned thats awful" Let it be known Johnny believes in free range burnings.

[@JohnnyChiodini]

It's just kinder, Mat

[@MichaelBerthelsen]

​@@JohnnyChiodini AND potentially with more tinder.🤷

[@Snay]

Crikey, I know it isn't a digital deluxe horse, but that's no reason to attack it!

[@jyjy111]

I mean could you imagine what they’d be doing to the horse if they’d chosen the digital deluxe one.

[@jonathanbyard5080]

Petition for "Blimey that's my bum" to become the tagline for this season of Press Any Chiodini!

[@amayaakane7216]

If Johnny got the *Deluxe* horse he wouldn’t have been so silly and sensitive to run away when he was just stabbed by Jin a little

[@TheWretchedOwl]

Is it me or does Jin have a real fickle moral compass? Sold rice wine to the mongols to stay alive? How dare you! Taught the mongols how to shoot better and executed civilians? Let’s hear her out.

[@ShauriCheshire]

I would suspect that it's rooted a good bit in classism, that. Kenji is a peasant while Tomoe is samurai. Not saying that you're at all wrong, though! It very much does feel that way. ^_^

[@thomasogden5301]

Can't wait for Johnny to realise the weather changes when they play their flute

[@titanuranus3095]

I beg your pardon?

[@thomasogden5301]

@@titanuranus3095 yup, the first flute song you have as standard clears the sky and makes it sunny. Other songs you unlock by collecting crickets allow other weather like storms to be summoned

[@RoryStarr]

So this game is a zelda game?

[@fett01]

And the weather changes based on your activities. The more you stealth assassinate enemies, the more it rains. My game was constant storms

[@RoryStarr]

Ah yes, Johnny is learned enough to know the traditional samurai phrase that ends an honourable duel: "Eat it, dick head"

[@ethanlappin]

And of course That's my Bum!

[@plastic_vicar]

I love the track pad interactions. Swipe down to bow and swipe right to flick the blood off your katana to sheathe it

[@brentage5000]

Really glad they're playing this. All my other regular let's players didn't really follow through with regular uploads, placing this in a more-or-less twitch-only world. With Johnny, though, I have 100% faith that the uploads will continue until the game is done (or at least the main storyline).

[@Mr.Bubbles42]

I love Johnnys humor and whenever they cut the sad moments with a witty joke I love it even more

[@grumble]

Samurai buns! I really enjoyed how each of the main tales bring out different facets of Jin's personality and background. Like with Ishikawa, you see his youthful brashness come out a bit more. I love their sniping at each other 😂

[@zathrusii6456]

In a game full of lovely little touches my favourite is that if you call your horse whilst running it'll position itself so that you can jump on without breaking stride. Love this game, love you Johnny, long may the Chiodinis be pressed!

[@nadiag5125]

Love the Hey Kenji! song 🎉

[@merissaj4518]

Thieves and Mongols can take many more strokes of a katana than I can.🎉

[@jyjy111]

I loved this game, they got the whole point of side quests and exploration adding to the game. God damn it it’s soo good!

[@piercehead72]

Johnny: hits horse with sword, shoots horse with arrow, throws kunai at horse Horse: acts skittish Johnny: "That horse is a jerk" :D

[@loceelen]

Lets play ghosts of Tsushima. Johny: na, lets play ghosts of shushing horse.

[@thomasbecker9676]

A year, later is anyone else still screaming at the screen about the parry mechanic?

[@tmmw1975]

I did the exact same thing as Johnny, shooting at the wrong target in the bow training. I was so confused for a second!

[@I_am_PiT]

Lord Ishimura, known horse hater

[@lillithhickling7657]

So glad you’re enjoying this game! Can’t wait to see you write your first haiku

[@SkillsLoading]

That "too many quests problem" is why I fell out with this game, having spent hours chasing down every single question mark only to be far from done... sorry there's just too much to do here. I realise I could just focus on the main quest line but I find that difficult to do with games like this where it feels like it wants you to see everything. Same reason I quit Witcher 3, despite loving both games they just got too overwhelming.

[@AmyDentata]

please keep accidentally maiming the horse as soon as it shows up, this is comedy gold

[@Ashley80005]

Well, despite what is seen in anime, the traditional way to enjoy an onsen, is nekkid! Blimey, that’s my bum! Makes me laugh every time I rewatch this series!😂

[@ciotog7788]

Couple of serious conundrums here: How do samurai collect so much mud on their face? Are the enemies giant because of their stride, but still have tiny feet (terrifying)? May be they are jumping. Where DOES that bow go? And what did Dapple horse (the true MVP) do to deserve so many merc attempts? Looking forward to more impromptu cheese it karaoke from Johnny.

[@Tyr_Magnus]

"well that was a bummer..." Get used to that; not a lot of side quests with happy endings in this game. But it's great.

[@sterlingphoenix]

Jesus, Johnny! I cannot BELIEVE you forgot about the hat!

[@esteban280889]

Loving the series Johnny

[@wraithshadowheart]

I did the EXACT same thing with the archery tutorial :)

[@Etopirynka]

Oh sweet Johnny :3 love your commentary :D I hope to see you enjoy some slower parts of the game too, can't wait for your haikus! And my oh my, how often I'm screaming at the video "there's X just to the left!" or "pet the foooooox" 😅Can't wait for the next ep

[@sywrexile3078]

Do be on the look out for not only the Bamboo striking things, but also Hot Springs! Infact there's so much in this game you'll find all sorts. Oh yes, and follow Yellow Burbs to get to Shinto Shrines 🙂❤ Have fun! --- Edit --- Scratch that 😅

[@FingersMahoney]

I found learning how to throat sing to be easy. It's being able to do it consistently that I find tricky. I honestly couldn't describe the proper way of teaching it. But the layman's way would be learning how to consistently hold that big, deep sigh you let out when you kick your feet up after a long day of hard work. At least....that's how I'd describe what it feels like.

[@Rothiman]

What's the point of getting a bow and not shooting your horse with it. You used anything else.