This is why I relentlessly backseat KZbin Jorbs, he doesn't even know I'm doing it, and no one can stop me! This power is... intoxicating.
@jessexv90183 жыл бұрын
Your deck is full of bad cards Jorbs with 30 wounds, an evolve, 3 firebreathings, and a warcry: my deck has no bad cards
@Ironsuaba3 жыл бұрын
don't forget the curse of the bell, arguably the best card ever
@Edujs233 жыл бұрын
The jalapeño archetype
@detectivefrost19213 жыл бұрын
'offering seems like a budget warcry so probably skip' i swear jorbs chat is the greatest
@Schmerb3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I watch a lot of streams but Jorbs chat to me is definitely the funniest and most likely to make me laugh. Idk it's something about the funny inside jokes and the ability to make absurd joke-statements about spire (like the one you mentioned). I think I might be in love with Jorbs Chat.
@jhudielgabrielsabelino92783 жыл бұрын
The Jorbs characters make me giggle when they mention it.. e.g. youtube Jorbs, Twitch Jorbs then they compare both channels like its different and its a competition of who has slain the most hearts lmfao
@RanetaCroak2 жыл бұрын
@@jhudielgabrielsabelino9278 mini Jorbs too, they are great
@virtual__3 жыл бұрын
Hearing Jorbs laugh like that cleared my soul
@Chaantastic3 жыл бұрын
8:04 ? It was a good laugh
@jacobguillerey44763 жыл бұрын
24:58 was great too. A bit one punch many too.
@jacobguillerey44763 жыл бұрын
59:20 is also great.
@lucaslemoine3 жыл бұрын
"I didn't take firebreathing because i wanted 4 of them." Looks at video title
@crescentmethod3 жыл бұрын
Jorbs saying "Akabeko is not bad either" is the nicest thing he's ever said about Akabeko
@iambicpentakill Жыл бұрын
It's not bad at the beginning of act 1. In any of the fights with worms, goblins and maybe mushrooms, it will save some damage
@crumbsnacker48173 жыл бұрын
I love playing decks that don’t directly do damage via attack cards so this was a lot of fun to watch. Always good to see the deck start to pick up tempo in act two, that’s when it’s the most fun IMO.
@theawesomestuff24083 жыл бұрын
12:20 "I didn't take Fire Breathing because I need four of them" Are you sure about that? Edit: Only took 3 FeelsBadMan
@samba2723 жыл бұрын
Here is the chronological list of relics picked up during this run: Calling Bell - Upon pickup, obtain a unique Curse and 3 relics. Akabeko - Your first Attack each combat deals 8 additional damage. Horn Cleat - At the start of your 2nd turn, gain 14 Block. Charon's Ashes - Whenever you Exhaust a card, deal 3 damage to ALL enemies. Mummified Hand - Whenever you play a Power card, a random card in your hand costs 0 that turn. Pantograph - At the start of Boss combats, heal 25 HP. Vajra - Start each combat with 1 Strength. Ink Bottle - Whenever you play 10 cards, draw 1 card. Mark of Pain - Gain [one Mana] at the start of your turn. At the start of combat, shuffle 2 Wounds into your draw pile. Warped Tongs - At the start of your turn, Upgrade a random card in your hand for the rest of combat. Orrery - Upon pickup, choose and add 5 cards to your deck. The Courier - The Merchant restocks cards, relics and potions. All prices are reduced by 20%. Self-Forming Clay - Whenever you lose HP, gain 3 Block next turn. Ancient Tea Set - Whenever you enter a Rest Site, start the next combat with additional [2 Mana]. Toolbox - At the start of each combat, choose 1 of 3 random Colorless cards and add the chosen card into your hand. Omamori - Negate the next 2 Curses you obtain. Molten Egg - Whenever you add an Attack into your deck, Upgrade it. Pandora's Box - Upon Pickup, Transform all Strike and Defend cards. Girya - You can now gain Strength at Rest Sites (up to 3 times). Bottled Flame - Upon Pickup, choose an Attack. Start each combat with this card in your hand. Regal Pillow - Whenever you Rest, heal an additional 15 HP. Strike Dummy - Cards containing "Strike" deal 3 additional damage. Meat on the Bone - If your HP is at or below 50% at the end of combat, heal 12 HP. Paper Phrog - Enemies with Vulnerable take 75% more damage rather than 50%. I think it would be very nice if that is in the description of the video. Sometimes he clicks too fast and one has to go back to know which relics got picked up.
@HeckinDoge4203 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the list! It is very much appreciated!
@jeffm70073 жыл бұрын
Tired: This is a good Fire Breathing deck Wired: This is a great Panache deck
@spoilerpurged18773 жыл бұрын
never heard jorbs laugh like that KEKW
@theshiveringveil1453 жыл бұрын
"Dark Embrace: Whenever a card is Exhausted, draw 1 card." borrowed it from your client for a little while, just gonna leave it here so you'll have it next run
@Annokh3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, "A note to self" is disabled for Ascension :/
@definingkr33d3 жыл бұрын
@@Annokh Not necessarily for all Ascension, but is disabled for Ascension 15+, and it will only show up when playing a lower Ascension than your highest unlocked one. But I appreciate the joke nonetheless.
@Annokh3 жыл бұрын
@@definingkr33d Yup, you're right, I forgot about that nuance for a moment.
@mertaliyigit32883 жыл бұрын
If jorbs' room doesnt have a door, how the heck does he gets in and out of it???
@theshiveringveil1453 жыл бұрын
climbs up, obviously
@lgreenberg203 жыл бұрын
He doesnt leave
@shavedhomersimpson7423 жыл бұрын
He's a real gamer. Everything he needs is inside his room. Including Katelyn
@th3oryO3 жыл бұрын
Climbs in through the window, duh
@csconnor51603 жыл бұрын
tp
@GiraffeVortex3 жыл бұрын
Wooh! The recent runs have been fun and refreshing
@jackeea_3 жыл бұрын
finally, a comments section without those kids that post the "kek w" emote
@xman93543 жыл бұрын
kekw
@noclaninator3 жыл бұрын
kekw
@BigAlsBearDown3 жыл бұрын
you had to know those replies were coming
@jackeea_3 жыл бұрын
@@BigAlsBearDown that was, indeed, the joke
@Poondaedalin3 жыл бұрын
kekw
@thegoodoldays9113 жыл бұрын
Firebreathing is hilarious cuz it's the payoff card for all the garbage that shuffles statuses into your deck but also if you stack enough of it some enemies will just kill themselves.
@TheHatShallDie3 жыл бұрын
Chat was incorrect, but not in the usual way. there was an evolve, but it was actually in the rewards floor 1 instead of 2
@drzombiecakes95633 жыл бұрын
Ogbomusho's! I have watched so many videos, and he finally says it slow enough at 6:07 to understand it clearly
@MrGhobo3 жыл бұрын
You're gonna feel that on the toilet tomorrow... Auwtch
@serroga20003 жыл бұрын
24:57 the best evil laughter in cinema history
@TheLolrider3 жыл бұрын
OH! I didn't realize they changed Fire Breathing. That's a pretty significant change, good to see they're still balancing.
@Riff.Wraith3 жыл бұрын
Jorbs doing the KEKW laugh in response to KEKW spam... KEKW
@BTANETANETANETANE3 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever seen 5 elites packed together so closely as there were in the second half of this act 2
@arrowtongue3 жыл бұрын
8:02
@dmitrygolubev93983 жыл бұрын
KEKW
@royce52463 жыл бұрын
Holy moly what a deck. The feel no pain was so clutch.
@tdimensional67333 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever seen mass hysteria before. That changed today.
@history4502 жыл бұрын
Jorbs laugh when chat was KEKW>>
@Schmerb3 жыл бұрын
8:02 chat is letting the KEKkening commence
@whotheo48783 жыл бұрын
“I express greatness” - Jorbs 2021 (Unless this is from like 3 months ago then-)
@Zysperro3 жыл бұрын
I just clutched the run with 5 Fire Breathing from 1 with Dual Wield and Wound build, didn't expect that tbhXD
@Shazibee3 жыл бұрын
WE SPIT HOT FIRAH
@ceruleangiant45443 жыл бұрын
would two upgraded exhumes be a infinite combo with the exhaust-damage relic?
@HackersRUs3 жыл бұрын
I don't think you can exhume exhume for this very reason
@Cauldron204 ай бұрын
Early showcase of Korean Flame Barrier meta.
@hautakleightontam7713 жыл бұрын
8:01 KEKW
@GiraffeVortex3 жыл бұрын
Why is wild strike dealing 21 damage at 17:48?
@LungaFermata3 жыл бұрын
Akabeko plus Vajra means that it deals 9 extra damage, and it deals 12 un-upgraded.
@GiraffeVortex3 жыл бұрын
@@LungaFermata thanks
@tuhinsaha30153 жыл бұрын
akabeko
@soorian64933 жыл бұрын
17:06 Fuss Bus
@pascal68713 жыл бұрын
I dont want to backseat, but you should really pick more firebreathings.
@benmiske68743 жыл бұрын
12:35 blahz0r's comment sent me
@AK96ist3 жыл бұрын
Im playing this on my Phone and only asc 2, how comes you have 1st only 2 pot-slots, is that an ascencion curse? And how come your seeing Red and some other cards have such strange Art?
@murathanayanoglu33153 жыл бұрын
old but 1st one is true,you get 1 less pot-slot when you go higher than a certain asc.and the cards that have strange art are called "beta arts",you can toggle them on/off once youve beaten heart
@AK96ist3 жыл бұрын
@@murathanayanoglu3315 thanks!
@Samsung_Smart_Fridge3 жыл бұрын
my first heart kill was was with a firebreathing deck
@rakynthosdarkkon15193 жыл бұрын
KEKW
@kerryking16663 жыл бұрын
KEKW
@Walternatum3 жыл бұрын
Hype train is too good, what about charity bus?
@miterbinnesdirty3 жыл бұрын
I saw someone in chat at the end say 1.2k damage on ashes. Fuckin hell.
@mtaur41133 жыл бұрын
Firebreathing should work with Berserk.
@LexJoeHome Жыл бұрын
Jones sure is a strim
@Ventoms5193 жыл бұрын
where's my dragon form for ironclad?
@bobhouse93313 жыл бұрын
I seem to always feel incredibly awkward when someone asks about Jorbs' camera being off because you came to this entertainment to actually watch Jorbs?!
@gobbelgub40313 жыл бұрын
its like better alpha
@samba2723 жыл бұрын
The only problem I have is that he picks the relics so fast that I can't read what they do when he picks them, so I have to pause the video all the time to read the text.
@JohnPaul-nb5iu3 жыл бұрын
Buy the game and play it solves all your problemz
@samba2723 жыл бұрын
@@JohnPaul-nb5iu I have bought the game, but I have played it only for 12 hours. It may take a while until I can remember the Text of every Relic when I first read it.
@fincy6453 жыл бұрын
@@samba272 I mean yeah his streams are for people who are more familliar with the game
@Walczyk3 жыл бұрын
removing pain and skipping rupture was whack
@jessehunter3623 жыл бұрын
kek w
@Thecurseofsanity Жыл бұрын
I was like #1,000
@jodyrappin3 жыл бұрын
Kekw
@trojanhatchet82043 жыл бұрын
Lol troll
@shenanigansproject3 жыл бұрын
Scripted
@eyeseeyou9133 жыл бұрын
i dont understand why streamers get legitimately mad at people trying to help them play a game. i understand it can be annoying but come on you're literally streaming for a thousand people at once with people who love the game and watn to comment on it. its so fuckin cringe when yall start bitching at people for commenting in chat on the game you're playing.