JOKE OF THE DAY | There was an Irishman a Mexican and a blonde guy... | Funny Jokes

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JOKE OF THE DAY | There was an Irishman a Mexican and a blonde guy... | Funny Jokes
There was an Irishman, a Mexican, and a blonde guy, who were construction workers working on top of a building.
It was lunch time and the Irishman opened his lunch pail, finding cabbage and beef.
"If I get one more beef and cabbage for lunch I'm gonna jump off of this building," he says.
Then the Mexican opens his lunch pail and finds a taco.
"If I get one more taco for lunch I'm gonna jump off this building," he says.
The blond man opens his lunch pail and finds a peanut butter sandwich.
"If I get one more peanut butter sandwich I'm gonna jump off of this building."
The next day the Irishman opened his lunch pail and found cabbage and beef, so he jumped off the building to his death.
Next, the Mexican opened his lunch pail, and upon finding a taco he jumped off as well.
Finally, the blonde guy opened his lunch pail and found a peanut butter sandwich.
He too jumped off the building.
The next day at their funeral the Irishman's wife said, "If only I knew that he didn't like cabbage and beef, I would surely have packed him something else."
The Mexican's wife said, "If only I knew he didn't like tacos, I would have packed something else."
Finally, the blonde man's wife spoke up.
"I don't know what his problem was... "
"He packed his own lunch."
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@johnalexir7634
@johnalexir7634 5 күн бұрын
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