Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Admiral Blackbar, Lesbian Handshakes

[@sonofawil]

“I wonder what they’re eating.” Delivered like a friggen champ Jenny!

[@mongmanmarkyt2897]

the facial expression after was priceless

[@FridaEstensen]

I assume from that delivery alone that Jenny is excellent at flirting/picking up women.

[@neuralmute]

@@FridaEstensen This woman is thoroughly charmed.

[@cwalker6911]

Yesss smooth ass delivery

[@zaw408]

I love when Seth and the staff enjoy themselves as much as we enjoy watching the show. Makes it so much more genuine.

[@Pulse22]

Zeinoun Awad This is why he was good at Weekend Update. He generally enjoyed whatever characters the other cast members came up with and amplified their performances with his giddiness.

[@ODUBlue]

Can't help but see a lot of Conan influences in his work, especially that of the past year. Both cut their teeth at SNL, were given Late Night by Lorne, HEAVILY involve their staff (and those segments REGULARLY crush the celeb interviews for the most part), are masters of improv, self-deprecating, and highly intelligent humor, both have a connection to New England from their formative years... I could go on, and this is just off the top of my head. Raw, audience-less Late Night being a freight train of amazingness has helped me get over my sadness that Conan's time in late night has come to a close (yes, I know about HBO Max, but that's a completely different topic).

[@RoeLuv1]

"cut back to me" lol

[@confusedwhale]

We'll always come back for Amber... Wait a second...

[@tejaswoman]

and they did... Because she is the queen.

[@rishabhpb]

That was a beautiful trainwreck,

[@sparksoffyou]

Amber’s reactions to Jenny’s jokes are the best part.

[@AlJalandhari]

They were having so much fun it ruined the punchlines... And that was adorable

[@andyh027]

AlJalandhari - I was just going to comment on how great it is to watch funny people who like each other have so much fun together. I love the new Late Night so much.

[@wolframstahl1263]

So true. Loved it!

[@scottweiss9618]

Yeah, the very real chemistry between the 3 of them made this the best "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" ever. I hope the Producer caught whatever it was so that he or she can do it again next time.

[@michaelgarcia2024]

Lesbians ARE NOT GAY! There's nothing gay about a lesbian!

[@gateauxq4604]

The punchline has become watching them have so much damn fun and trying to make Seth break. Best segment on late night.

[@rgarlinyc]

"I wonder what they're eating...?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@foedickson6128]

I guess imma get diabetes too then...worth it.

[@Theomite]

Hmmm...I recommend a government-sponsored investigation into this matter. The results should also be widely available in every bookstore with full color foldouts.

[@tc2241]

😏

[@jaschul]

TBH , I get tired of Jenny telling the same joke every time 😐

[@3rdrevant]

Honey

[@davideinfeld4815]

Gotta love the chemistry of these three.

[@kaykay12152]

*Admiral Blackbar is always late* AMBERRRRR xDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@dietotaku]

If Admiral Blackbar was late, wouldn't she have said "It's a trap" *after* Seth got in trouble for telling the joke? 🤔

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

... i dont get it?

[@chatoyerhuggins2894]

look up CP time.

[@MattSSPP]

The "trap" was the handshake. She was late

[@DrWhom]

@@chatoyerhuggins2894 PolyChronic people's time?

[@Rye-Ann]

“Cut back to me!” God, I love Amber!!

[@TA-cf4ke]

Can we all take a moment to bow to Queen Amber

[@michaelramon2411]

Actually, she's been demoted to Admiral.

[@kunstderfugue]

*bows*

[@davidknightx]

Judging from YT comments, most of us would if we ran into her. Her laugh is infectious.

[@decoydamsel]

The airy way she says "And we're both women." will never stop being cute.

[@NewMessage]

"I wonder what they're eating" got me. Coffee everywhere.

[@robertodelosangeles1310]

The chemistry between these guys is just great! You can tell they genuinely enjoy one another’s company. Even when the jokes aren’t funny, just watching these segments makes me smile....

[@djisar]

One of the best of these segments ever! Laughed nonstop!!!

[@nanisimo]

Best sketch on late-night

[@ttthecat]

Emilio Doménech Yes!!!!

[@TheTonecii]

Conchita Mendez 😂😂

[@awesomeperson7811]

It’s up there with the Point, Counterpoint where Amber fired a confetti gun at herself

[@yasminmohamed2965]

AMBER ,I DONT WANT TO BE DEMOTED FROM QUEEN…..STILL LAUGHING .

[@celticwolff5429]

Jenny has the best comedic eyebrows since Groucho Marx.

[@Sherubiiii]

tbh, the best part of this whole segment is how much fun they're all having.

[@atomiccrouton]

I really needed to see this and was afraid you stopped running this segment

[@kunstderfugue]

Alex Talbot i really feel the need to spread the gospel, so if you haven't watched Seth's Golden Globes monologue, you really should. You're in for a treat

[@dragoncurveenthusiast]

Energy Core Thank you! Just, thank you! :-D kzbin.info/www/bejne/mH60e4Opj9h_ZpI

[@3535hannah]

Where is the lie tho?

[@Seetiyan]

These people are having too much fun and it just makes it funnier. And OMG Amber is CUTE CUTE CUTE! And Jenny's eyebrows are so mischievous it's wonderful.

[@KKbook]

CUT BACK TO ME! 😂😂😂

[@GreenDragon11]

KKbook As always Amber is funny and cute as all get out 💗

[@jplmedley]

I love these three - they are a such a great team together and having so much fun!

[@KaygeeAllah]

Seth: Hey, Amber...would you ever want to become a princess? Amber: No...I’m not interested in a demotion from Queen. #Perfect!

[@beckelmore8448]

That eyebrow raise tho 😏

[@lillieleach4299]

Amber: *hasn't stopped talking* Amber: Seth, DANG, will you tell a joke? Same, girl, same

[@singe0diabolique]

I love these 3 so much!

[@ShhhutUp]

Amber is precious. Protect her at all cost!

[@conflictofincest6629]

I wonder what they are eating 😂

[@Itcouldbebunnies]

Conflict Of incest Fish fingers🤣🤣🤣

[@xsnoopdawg]

😉😉😂😂

[@blakeandersonECW420]

Lots of Pie

[@michaelramon2411]

Doughnuts.

[@Ou8y2k2]

You win handle of the day, conflict.

[@Kirby.Burgess]

This is delightful and I could watch hours of these three laughing and yelling jokes together 💕

[@lilaclizard4504]

They didn't cut back to their usual pose at the end :( Anyone else thinking it was because they were still rolling on the floor laughing & couldn't achieve a straight face for it? Wish I worked there, clearly SO much fun behind the scenes! love it!

[@Nylak-Otter]

This is my favorite segment.

[@penelopemartindale2075]

This is one of the BEST “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell” ever - I love this & all three of them!

[@cwsohio]

Amber you are my queen!

[@Rainy-In-The-Desert]

I love how much fun they were having, Seth and his little giggle is the best. Best "Jokes Seth can't tell" yet!

[@CollinMcLean]

Seth Meyers makes my day. We need another "ya burnt" segment

[@cynthiaconey7317]

Collin McLean yes please ! another ya burnt!also I know I'm not the only one who had Jesus Christ super shtick running thru my head for days.I would start singing it outloud then I'd try to explain it to people (hard to explain)

[@pipope26]

I want more Casserole and At This Point Of the Broadcast

[@FernandaSilva-zs3ty]

Jokes Seth can't Tell and A closer look are too good xD. Congrats y'all

[@irishlad4723]

Amber Says What is also amazing

[@IshtheStomach]

premise of the segment breaks down and becomes a charade of itself... becoming best part of the segment. who ordered the extra meta narrative?

[@laman012]

That's what makes it so great.

[@sarahg3089]

They all seem drunk. And I’m totally here for it!

[@mackenzie-kennedy]

This was the best one yet.

[@AJB9806]

This segment is BRILLIANT.

[@ayehtunohn]

Everyone of these segments are good. But this one is a gem!

[@blueisback3683]

I love this bit and this might have been the best one yet

[@rsand2009]

"I wonder what they're eating?" *raises eyebrows* xD

[@carltonbanks2351]

" 'Cause I'm not interested in a demotion from queen" 😂😂 I love Amber.

[@IAmFJ1]

Thank you For "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" ❤

[@ABCDG13]

Amber has an infectious smile that makes me giggle!

[@JasonFarrTubes]

This is arguably my favorite desk piece on TV right now. You know what? It is. It is my favorite.

[@erenkyoko9128]

I swear every time Jenny smirks and wiggles her eyebrows my heart gives out a little.

[@KingOfMadCows]

Lesbian President? I don't know how believable it would be for Americans to vote for another Bush.

[@SenorGnar]

KingOfMadCows better joke than the segment, which is at once kinda impressive and extremely embarrassing depending on how you look at it

[@mongmanmarkyt2897]

i'm curious OP, if your name has something to do with Achievement Hunter

[@3rdrevant]

I love comparing the old ones to the new ones. In the beginning it was so rigid and on form, and now it's like they don't even care about the punchlines, they're just having fun. It's delicious.

[@cosmicphoto05]

They raise the bar every time with this sketch, and once again, they killed.

[@drewflesia]

Best one yet. Watching you all try not to laugh and loose it is the icing on the cake

[@pouncingmoggy]

Would've been funny if the punchline to the last joke was 'oval orifice'. ;D

[@kunstderfugue]

Rob Burgess Seth please hire this guy

[@shadebug]

It's funny because the original is a joke related to lesbians whereas this one is just a bad pun on oval office related to nothing

[@pouncingmoggy]

Actually, 'oral' isn't exclusive to one gender or sexuality whereas oval orifice would specifically be a vagina joke. ;)

[@Games_and_Music]

i don't think he even needed to change the name, just put more emphasis on the *OVAL* Office when talking about the lesbian version.

[@lexi219]

Rob Burgess Well, not really since orifices aren't exclusive to one sex or sexuality either. We all have multiple orifices that can be utilized in sex acts, so it wouldn't be specifally a vagina joke.

[@xiomara5147]

This was the best “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell” I’ve ever seen. Hilarious! ❤️❤️❤️

[@saratadesse8048]

omg i giggled so much throughout this sketch. them fallin out n giggling was so cute aha

[@silvasaurusrex]

Thank you all for not depriving us of these jokes. It's so great to see our differences celebrated from a healthy, fun place. Keep up the good work Late Night!

[@Kfroguar]

I love watching these dorks enjoy themselves

[@azib958]

Best segment on late night!!!!!

[@alaskaslem]

Nailed the ending seth

[@iamcornelia]

I ❤️ this segment

[@amanpanda4497]

This trio is by far the best of late night shows

[@TheMystique29]

So much good chemistry between them. I totally could watch them for an whole hour and doing just this

[@sophiaburrell1130]

Love that joke: I don't want to be demoted from a queen to a princess.

[@rexise1989]

Love the fact that they couldn't stop laughing

[@jasonjordan8281]

I enjoy this segment. The jokes are great and the set-up is always on time. I personally think Seth can tell these jokes with no issue. Seth is a comedian after all.

[@JentorKyoko]

Easily there best one yet. They have so much fun with each other.

[@vickimacdonald9212]

Probably my favourite recurring piece of this show :) always great. Fantastic chemistry!!

[@kenthomas1109]

Always my favorite segment. I love how much fun they’re having.

[@kinsmed]

Might be the best thing on late night OR comedy altogether.

[@Ethan-yk3hi]

These are always my favorite,they're adorable 😂

[@iamjacksyoutube5375]

I love these bits! It's delightful to watch them try and make the other laugh

[@kristenday9566]

this is so pure protect this

[@habbogigi]

my favorite segment

[@ammaleslie509]

These three are having too much fun!

[@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj]

So much chemistry!

[@debbiedoodiedandi]

Please...PLEASE don't encourage this! 🤣😂🤣

[@jhumphrey9485]

Amber's demotion from queen joke made me scream!! Omg I love this segment. These two ladies are so awesome!!!

[@andreastoll8876]

My favorite segment, please never stop doing these

[@ryugami]

I love how much fun you were having!

[@WilliamEdword]

Best one in a while! They were having fun again and it showed.

[@madiskin]

They are too precious together, this segment brightened my day ❤️

[@umaa4658]

This is the best segment of all segments past, present and future.

[@TheBizzle1984]

This is the best one yet!!!!!

[@Evelyn_Okay]

This is my FAVORITE segment on KZbin! ❤❤❤

[@baileym3060]

One of the best ones yet!!

[@MrWest...]

This is the best Sketch ever!!!

[@eltonrodriguez1174]

i think we're past having to explain this segment ... Lets get right to it!

[@sulsulii810]

Best one of these so far

[@4nooviembre]

i love how seth has always shared his plataform ❤️

[@brandysteffen]

Love these three people!!! I was laughing so hard when they were giggling!!! ❣️❣️❣️

[@toncitos]

I no longer watch it to laugh from the jokes but to appreciate how much they enjoy what they are doing, it's so good

[@michaeliknightSFF]

I've never seen them so tickled! This is great! XD

[@clairegarcia7286]

You know this is the best segment ever because they're always cracking up at how funny it us

[@GRD31u]

That shortstop joke did not get enough love.. Great segment as always y'all!

[@thenaturalboxer]

I love this segment. Cracks me up.

[@artbybard]

amber's queenly hand poses are so graceful and regal!

[@kathrinmariakrause5351]

That is by far my most favorite segment of all late night shows.

[@woodlandqueer]

One of my favourite bits and so much better cause they couldnt keep it together