Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Yale Announces Beyoncé Course, Lesbian Robin Hood Graphic Novel

[@InnaGottaDavida]

"Why did we edit out the laugh?" is a great response to a joke bombing. I love this segment, particularly when they go off script and just riff with each other.

[@i.am.adrian]

Seems like all the jokes bombed, even though they were hiliarious. This crowd was too uptight!

[@andrewstevenson118]

I don't get the last joke, TBH. The rest were excellent and - as Adrian says - the audience was too uptight.

[@cgonz8]

@@andrewstevenson118 The stereotype is that black people talk loudly in movie theaters

[@Alex-js5lg]

​@@andrewstevenson118 the last joke is in reference to black people in theatres commenting out loud on the movie that's playing.

[@orochifuror7148]

@@i.am.adrian Maybe they thought if they laughed they would be 'guilty' of being on the wrong side of the joke or something. I'm not a big fan of this segment but yes when they go off script, or at least appear to, it's way more enjoyable. They all have great chemistry, works better when they do improv.

[@DembaiVT]

Amber's glee over getting groans of horror from the audience is something i live for. 😂

[@csainphor]

That was perfect. The fact that all the lesbian jokes got the laugh but the black ones got "gasps" is great. Amber knew they were funny. I was cracking up

[@Fay7666]

That bus joke was 💀💀💀 (the emoji kind, not the literal kind)

[@ellegaunt]

I hear a lot of people laughing at Amber’s jokes, she’s hilarious.

[@ellegaunt]

The bus one was extremely funny. Her delivery is also pitch perfect.

[@ro2670]

Have you seen Amber and Roy Woods, Jr. chemistry on “Have I Got News for You”? They have so many inside jokes for those in the know.

[@christineherrmann205]

I love when he's SO nervous he preemptively f*s up.

[@KingOfMadCows]

Instead of hiding out in Sherwood Forest, Lesbian Robinhood hides in Nowood Bush.

[@ElGatoBlanco1970]

Hey O

[@jschnabl85]

Instead of saving the Maiden faire, lesbian Robin Hood goes to the Lilith Fair.

[@jablonskichristopher]

@@jschnabl85 I heard that instead of splitting the arrow in the log, lesbian Robin Hood needs a sitter for Carol (her dog).

[@kazza6078]

Ambers laugh/happy face brings me so much joy

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

The long drive for that last joke was absolutely worth it

[@ryanquek5841]

That ending joke by Seth had the vibes of him reading out a Scollins joke in Surprise Inspection, with his repeated pre-emptions 🤣

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

I laughed so much

[@RdAmbekar]

You need this segment every week. Like Corrections. Can't have this just once in a quarter of year. Make this every damn week.

[@newbe1o1]

Problem is that Amber works on like 10 other shows.

[@TheGiggleMasterP]

This segment brightens up my day in a way that only Corrections usually manages to bring.

[@RobertJohnson-bj5lk]

4:40 - that improvised callback to “Friday” (the Ice Cube movie) was golden.

[@Sasha-rg6gg]

Oh boy, that North Carolina bus joke was intense. Worth it for the glee in Amber’s eyes.

[@noneyabid]

"From the Ice Cube movie?" 🤣😂🤣

[@charlottegibbs8950]

Amber's devilish chuckles about the bus jokes. She is so great. Keep pushing it! America needs it! ❤️❤️

[@lynxkhi]

I love Jokes Seth Can't Tell!!!!! ♥♥♥♥

[@withalittlehelpfrom3]

Those hearts are whiter than White Seth.

[@danismithmn]

Always amazing, this is extra savage. But that Raleigh, NC joke is SO harsh! That end, too. "Why did we edit out the laugh?" DEAD!

[@LycoLoco]

The Triangle of NC got absolutely slayed in this segment 😂

[@cammychoate]

2:43 CORRECTION: As a lesbian I can say with confidence, that joke deserved way more recognition

[@cnj67]

Maybe it was just too realistic. Even that it could actually be the scenography of a modern production. I have seen a performance that mainly consisted of people hurrying in and out of two doors, + slamming doors of a fridge and some cupboards (and drawers) in a meaningful way. I have seen a set mainly consisting of stairs - some of them functioning like seesaws to add to the sense of unnecessary rush in that play. And I have seen a play where the only prop was a ladder of the kind you'd use when you were painting the ceiling. It totally wouldn't be a surprise if you went to the theatre to see the new famous play "With my Girlies in the Thirties", and there was just 7-15 closets in different styles that could realistically have been in someone's home in the 1930's.

[@fwabcaf]

I love Amber's cheeky smile, it is infectious. I enjoy her humor. I enjoyed both of these ladies on Have I Got News for you.

[@DNTXPCTMCH]

😂😂 Seth’s eyes disappeared he was laughing so hard. Thank you so much for having fun ❤

[@eMRH1202]

Amber absolutely destroys on these and I love it.

[@meh.7539]

I love that they own flubbing the line.

[@pappaOfswe]

The dynamic betwean these characters are so funny.

[@saphroniamaple7198]

Thank you to the writer who has spread the good word about a new lesbian graphic novel 🧡

[@icantollie]

Publisher will be scratching their heads why they got a sudden bump in orders on a random Tuesday

[@LycoLoco]

The genre will now be called Sapphic Graphics 💜

[@krisjod465]

I love this segment so much! More, more!

[@mickjen]

As a bisexual woman; listing lesbian purchases hit every mark except the vest shirts. Was legit at the Farmers Market this weekend, in a beanie, wearing both natural deoderant and a crystal 😂😂😂 💀

[@tarmaque]

Did you drive there in a Subaru?

[@icantollie]

Were your keys fastened to your clothing via a carabiner clip with a strength grade certified for rappelling

[@eyeonus]

0:55 Give her back her show!

[@IAmFJ1]

When I watched it in the monologue clip, I was laughing at the last joke and Seth's own post joke reaction, I didn't even realise there was no laugh until he mentioned it but I heard the ~silence this time. 😂

[@MikesTropicalTech]

They've now gone fully meta.

[@vanessawhitneypro]

Always Perfection. So brilliant.

[@fireygirl1]

This needs to be a weekly segment!

[@robynhayward]

This segment brings me such joy lol ❤

[@evildoesnotsleep-x2b]

it's my favourite segment, the mirth on Amber's face !!

[@haleyw5677]

I feel like I’m really missing something with that last one

[@joefelice5062]

Black Friday killed me.

[@SerdarWatches]

they got him again!!!!

[@---l---]

Thise two are the best

[@Borg.Dorg.]

Damn that crowd was rough

[@icantollie]

In their defense, if you were say a straight white cis male in the audience, what should the socially appropriate level of boisterous laughter one should evince at say the back-of-the-bus joke be 🤔

[@ingramworks]

*happy little sigh* Just what my week needed

[@moonraevyn6006]

I love this segment

[@Zett76]

Always a highlight.

[@bangkokrichard]

How is it possible that Amber, one of the most beautiful woman alive, somehow ... got MORE beautiful? How does that even happen???

[@elliotbrent]

IKR!🎉

[@Muvanature]

That divorce glow up 🙌🏽

[@boblowney]

can you imagine what Day Drinking with these three would be like? hey, great idea! Seth, do a Jennie, Amber and Seth go Day Drinking.

[@audreylynn2128]

As a lesbian I hope this segment is now part of every show

[@danielmetcalf]

Yay, my favourite ❤

[@danielmetcalf]

Jenny, Amber and Seth have the best chemistry

[@glenmcclure9883]

Amber's hair looks awesome!

[@NeilNewsNetwork]

What does a lesbian Robin Hood look like? The same but with cargo shorts,

[@withalittlehelpfrom3]

Can’t wait for more Corrections with White Mac Tonight.

[@kevingibbs1952]

Best one yet!!!

[@nicolebrown1927]

I 💝 THIS SEGMENT!😂

[@davidt3956]

The last bit always reminds me of Charlie Brown and the football.

[@pucciann]

What do we want for Christmas? . . . Weekly episodes of Jokes Seth Can't Tell and Amber Says What!

[@jorisk9124]

0:20 Here's the lyrics to the intro: "These are all the jokes that Seth can't tell"

[@theblurredlights]

I know Amber avoids Corrections but, Seth (or PA/intern who reads the comments), please tell her that she and Jenny are positively glowing and are such bright lights in an otherwise dreary world right now. Please tell Jenny too. I'm not sure what her stance is on Corrections.

[@jackl4laughs]

See Jost and Che, you didn't give us a joke swap and now Seth is destroying his career....😂😂😂

[@boogiemode20]

This was one of the better ones Amber delivery on the @beyonce class Joke getting A YOU COULD NEVER classic Jenny kept just naming sterotypes for lesbians it could have just gone one for so long great job by both writters

[@kazza6078]

Amber looks perfect today as always

[@JamesSmith-uc8tk]

That Virginia Beach joke was right on the money.

[@gavinmackinnon3674]

1:51 my sleep paralysis demon is taking notes on the noises they just made

[@sophiusdynami3401]

Amber looks stunning in red!!

[@ElGatoBlanco1970]

Tub Dubs in Atlanta ( the show) was very good.

[@Briandnlo4]

In Amber & Jenny we trust.

[@kazza6078]

"From the ice cube movie?" 💀💀💀

[@lashendawest7509]

Good morning seth meyers fans

[@matthewwright3930]

I feel that Amber is always doing the skit from Chapelle show where Samuel Jackson has to yell

[@MadAboutBrows]

Tough crowd 👀

[@The_Infamous_Boogyman]

3:56 amber talking along with and gesticulating with the other chicks lines😅😅😅

[@alextannahill1089]

Based on Surprise Inspection, it seems that monologue jokes come from Brian, Matt, Scollins, Karen and Ali. Are these the same people writing the jokes Seth can't tell? None of them are black and only two are women. I would appreciate Seth addressing it in corrections.

[@DembaiVT]

Think of it this way, the inspection is the same deal as this. The inspection is still jokes Seth can't tell, and pointing at who wrote the jokes.

[@elliotbrent]

❤ Amber she's Beautiful 🌹

[@andrewrussell26]

Why aren't Amber or Jenny ever featured during the writer audit?

[@martronix85]

omg what s wrong with that audience?

[@HighHeelKnight]

Why don't Amber and Jenny wind up on Surprise Inspection anymore? 🤷

[@gavinlocke800]

colin and che bits

[@aleksandrasocha6365]

You should change the opening graphic to this bit because your hair definitely isn’t brown anymore

[@sailorjupoak]

Wait, I thought Wally had his marker surgically implanted in his hand, which would make it hard to knock out of it...

[@bibliophilelady6106]

I didn't get the last one. What did it mean?

[@owenreynolds8718]

Well, ummm, it may be poking fun at the rich, cultural tradition of black folks interactions with cinema. Whatever you do, don't google the joke's keywords "african-american talkback movie-screen". Starts nice, gets ugly real fast.

[@TheNoladrummer]

This was a Surprise Inspection with the female writers…

[@dragoranyc]

I still contend that his avatar looks like Ari Gold 🤔

[@Jimi_Lee]

Because certain people are entitled to free speech.

[@naomibee8881]

MORE AMBER!

[@laurels9912]

❤❤❤

[@kirktheophanous9232]

This segment should have been titled "Jokes Amber Can't Tell"

[@viviorko]

Funny how they never audit these writers.

[@stephengsargent]

When Amber says “ you need black Jesus”… one question that I know Seth can’t answer is how is black Jesus different than white Jesus? That concludes our segment… Follow Ups Seth Can’t Answer About Jokes Seth Can’t Tell

[@NewMessage]

S'like watching Charlie Brown kick the football.

[@LusheRenRen]

Great hair but for some reason Amber's facial expressions look like Harris Faulkner (Faux News Host). 😳 If JSCT ever comes to an end, I imagine that Seth would finally catch on in the last episode that it was always a trap that doesn't end well. 😅

[@pedromart8947]

Amber…. If you are single or not… I love you!!!! ❤️

[@TonyOstrich]

Black Jesus? So the regular Jesus then?

[@jonhowe2960]

Just enough work, Amber. Pls stop now.

[@cnj67]

*"The same, but no tights."* So like, they are basically running around in cute jackets, hats and boots, and *nothing* from the hips to the ankles?

[@markopecinovic4475]

At 5:24 is that even Seth?

[@casbot71]

Hang on, Specifically having to identify him as White Seth implies the existence of Black Seth and Lesbian Seth. ... while showing a Black Seth would be a bit problematic, Lesbian Seth doesn't really need much of a change in appearance.

[@EST84x]

By the time the punchline rolled along, I forgot the setup. Sorry, i live on the Internet, i have no attention span.

[@andrineslife]

Oh I thought the lesbian Robin Hood was about the very gay YA book Not for the Faint of Heart about Robin Hoods very lesbian granddaughter, but I guess lesbians are so into Robin Hood that we couldn't settle for just one 😅

[@JonBlondell]

Lame audience tonight.

[@gary3074]

Painful

[@OldGeezerWithNothingBetterToDo]

Very few people realize that this segment is itself racist

[@naryanr]

If the Beyonce course doesn't tell you how much of a joke modern universities have become, I don't know what will. Half the courses that exist now are virtually content-free, requiring only agreement, not learning. The university gets the obscene fees, the student gets an easy degree. It's a win-win. Except the universities get fat and corrupt, the students learn nothing, and society starts to rot from within. It's a sad state.

[@masakazuishiguro8525]

I mean that because Americans have no respect for real knowledge but have enormous respect for money no matter how unethical the money gathering process was.

[@RHCole]

... it's not Universities where the rot begins, but in those who think knowledge and learning is worthless 😶

[@noahyes]

most predictable, mean spirited segment on the best late night show there ever was. "lets be passive/aggressive for 7 minutes and pretend thats funny just by itself!" the emperor has no clothes. i get that the groups represented in this segment love it for the representation, and i agree thats a good thing. i just wish there was a single decent joke. ive given this segment about 50 chances, but this is the last one im wasting time on.

[@lexi219]

😂

[@noahyes]

🗑😘

[@makesomenoiseagency2815]

not funny

[@az.................]

Seth! How about the one where some old rich guy thinks that immigrants and queer people cost the democrats the election? Oh. What? That wasn't a joke? That was one of your guests? Glad you could take time from such great interviews to… make fun of cargo pants.