"i leave a trail of breadcrumbs, then i leave a trail of loaves of bread" I'm dying
@EhNothingАй бұрын
Must be gluten free
@AmandaIronsАй бұрын
@@EhNothing and what’s the abbreviation of gluten free? GF. Still nothing.
@jayeshliverpoolАй бұрын
Is this melody based on an actual song? Its so good!🔥
@chasefeaster4232Ай бұрын
I'm really gonna need a "Mitch McConnell seen here" compilation some day
@Martell-XOАй бұрын
I grew up in Cincinnati next to these pathogens. It's absolutely horrible looking around and seeing them everywhere. It's a living nightmare watching them walking around and eating people.
@randommminatorАй бұрын
Please find someone to make that headliner a Coin Meme!!!
@kevinmunger1842Ай бұрын
From early on, I projected a soft shell turtle onto Mitch. Actually, Mitch is more of a Hard Sell turtle. Still an ....
@jaredl8590Ай бұрын
Its turtles all the way down.
@Us5ma5nАй бұрын
Lol biggest laugh of the entire segment
@TheTurkaderrАй бұрын
LMAO, I love when Jane does these songs, please have more of them SNL!!!!
@KPG-vd1bl16 күн бұрын
And she has lovely eyes.
@mildsoup8978Ай бұрын
Yo SNL's bald cap game on point!
@evankraabel5415Ай бұрын
Thats actually a bald cap? I thought it had to be a real bald head when he started toweling it so aggressively
@JosephFrietzeАй бұрын
@@evankraabel5415 I mean.... Andrew might have shaved his head for this bit. If so, props.
@MusicSnob18Ай бұрын
wy does he look SOOO much better with no hair haha
@thoudan93Ай бұрын
@@JosephFrietze Wait, wouldn't that then be no props?
@piraka_mistikaАй бұрын
@@thoudan93 the towel counts!
@LondonSnaps1Ай бұрын
That audience person's yell at 1:22 when showing Colin's older photo is hilarious LMAO
@TheYorkRoseАй бұрын
Actually it might surprise you but Colin is younger in that photo not older
@zacharybarnhart334Ай бұрын
Probably Sarah Sherman 😂
@MelloCello55Ай бұрын
@@TheYorkRoseThe photo is old! No one has a photo of themselves older. 😂
@TheYorkRoseАй бұрын
@@MelloCello55 well done Sherlock you solved it
@MelloCello55Ай бұрын
@@TheYorkRose You’re welcome.
@april4769Ай бұрын
I always love hearing Che laugh in the background. 😂
@film9491Ай бұрын
When I said I wanted to get rid of daylight savings time I didn't want it at the price of getting polio
@forgotten1sАй бұрын
Lmfao
@fernandoherrera68Ай бұрын
How about we get rid of standard time instead? I want sun at 5pm on winter
@DanielIsaacsАй бұрын
@@fernandoherrera68 Exactly, get rid of the changing. But stick with DST.
@alm2187Ай бұрын
Hopefully he really does try staring at the sun. The more humiliated he is by his lifelong invalidity, the better this world's chances are.
@GwendolynnBYАй бұрын
@@fernandoherrera68 you think that now, but what you don't actually want (or what we as a society don't want) is dark mornings. not only is it on average much worse for human health to have to get up and go about work before sunrise, it's actually dangerous. The sun wouldn't rise until like 9 am in the winter, which means not only going to work in the dark, but the cognitive damage getting up that much before sunrise actually makes people worse drivers and leads to more car accidents. The country tried moving to permanent daylight time in the 70s. The plan was for a two-year trial period to see how it went. The trial was ended after only one year. Children died.
@bobbyrooneyАй бұрын
Referring to the Staten Island Ferry as a yacht is the most Staten Island thing ever
@canaisyoung36014 күн бұрын
Does that explain why Pete Davidson bought it?
@bobbyrooney4 күн бұрын
@canaisyoung3601 why they both did
@Robi2009Ай бұрын
3:33 - YES! Return of "Mitch McConnell seen here" joke xD
@Daniel-be6cjАй бұрын
I'm surprised Che didn't do "It's the 90s" after the drone joke
@NaroghnRhydjosyn-fd7nsАй бұрын
The Sabrina segment was great😂😅🤣🙃 can't stop laughing
@BeeSugar1Ай бұрын
YES!!! Loved it so much
@empress408Ай бұрын
Her songs are great!
@beforetherollieАй бұрын
"So perhaps his greatest crime was hypocrisy" felt like a Norm Macdonald joke.
@johnmoreland6089Ай бұрын
Yep, definitely a bit of a tribute to Norm. Both Jost and Che recently said on Howard Stern how they think Norm was the GOAT of WU.
@lupanellise9275Ай бұрын
I was shocked they ripped off one of his jokes so blatantly without acknowledging it. It's not like it's an obscure joke Norm told just to a few people. Norm told it one of his specials and on Seinfeld's show Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.
@RattenhoofdАй бұрын
@@lupanellise9275 It's not exactly a ripoff though. Norm's joke is that hypocrisy is *not* the worst thing about Cosby. To me this falls neatly into the homage category.
@genewaltersАй бұрын
I didn’t even know he was sick.
@TheSpectator7Ай бұрын
I think you mean a "Norm McDonald" joke! 🤣
@HAZRE.Ай бұрын
Okay, I've just gotten through Andrew's segment and I don't know why, but I was super impressed with that bald cap?? It looks like he really is bald.
@Hannah-dx4rkАй бұрын
I was looking for this comment! It is really really impressive
@HAZRE.Ай бұрын
@@Hannah-dx4rk Thank you! I was like feeling crazy because all the comments are about other stuff and I'm here stuck on that bald cap, lol! When he started oiling it up I was like shook 😭😭
@MidoCountersАй бұрын
I was just thinking the exact same thing. SNL makeup artists are geniuses.
@arcticlight232Ай бұрын
I thought he was just freshly shaved
@ellierose6Ай бұрын
I leave a trail of bread crumbs. And then I leave a trail of loaves of bread.
@robphoenix1182Ай бұрын
The funniest part, "We can do that?" 😂
@seffishestopal5950Ай бұрын
Colin Jost was dead-on with this line: "Donald Trump has been Time Person of the Year because no one has taken up more of our goddamn time." 👍
@rebeccawoods1201Ай бұрын
Legit! His face wasn’t playing either lolol
@RHColeАй бұрын
100%
@MerdithLangdonАй бұрын
I mean that’s literally what the award means. They also gave it to Hitler….
@Agilemichael02Ай бұрын
Pretty sure he only takes up your time if you let him
@RHColeАй бұрын
@@Agilemichael02 All of our lives are affected by who the President is, whether you wish to believe it or not.
@susanblackley7065Ай бұрын
Jane Wickline - hysterical. She's a keeper!
@mildsoup8978Ай бұрын
A trail of loafs of bread hahahaha
@BasicYTHandleАй бұрын
*loaves
@BallymurphyBabeАй бұрын
The old spice deodorant stick! 😂😂😂😂😂 Now that was feckin funny!! Spot on!
@austinl169Ай бұрын
OMG, they were all on fire this week! Che and Colin did their usual hilarious job, but it was fun seeing Dismukes play a caricature and Jane Wickline gets funnier with each new song - her nerdy awkwardness is a nice addition to the WU desk. Gotta tip a hat to the writers, too - who have SO MUCH material to work with these days!!! 😆😆😆
@nathanb6037Ай бұрын
OMG, whoever thought this was fire must be slow
@Williestyle-RobotechxMacross-xАй бұрын
@nathanb6037 You might want to reassess. 67 "likes" for op's "fire" comment - 0 for your comment.
@lunarskuwit9789Ай бұрын
"When I take shower I geet brainwashed" Dammn that's a good one😂🤣
@thegrowingdarkness1377Ай бұрын
Dismuke killed it! The cast this year bruh, cracked!
@kitlee172Ай бұрын
YALL KILLIN IT THIS WEEK!!! 😂
@brucehastings8825Ай бұрын
McDonald's should get a yelp review if the ice cream machine works
@Williestyle-RobotechxMacross-xАй бұрын
Have you heard? McDonald's got a fix in the works for their ice cream machine "issues". Turns out they signed an "exclusive" contract with the manufacturer of those machines - no other company or service could open them or do repairs. And the manufacturer never hired enough staff to actually work on their machines. So McDonald's "broke" that contract and will have any available company work on fixing the ice cream machines. lolz Back 38 years ago at my first job at McDonald's *the machines were built to McD's specifications and we were expected to do minor servicing* .
@Dinostar4Ай бұрын
BWAHHAA THAT SONG SAID WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING THIS WHOLE TIME WITHOUT KNOWING IT
@terabyte3275Ай бұрын
This is my favorite Andrew Dismukes skit OMG he killed that 😂😂😂😂
@nigelgreen9369Ай бұрын
Jane was adorable and I vote for more of that.
@lorrie2878Ай бұрын
Gust of wind blowing away a homeless man's lottery ticket is my favorite m
@TihetrisWeathersbyАй бұрын
Weekend update is the best part of the weekend
@MisssKayyАй бұрын
You have a chill life.
@hlumelomrali4081Ай бұрын
Shut up Che
@DumbTheWiseАй бұрын
Real
@eddiemag1799Ай бұрын
except for whoever that singer was.
@eddiemag1799Ай бұрын
except for whoever that singer was.
@staff.engineerАй бұрын
I love the Norm McDonald throwback with the hypocrisy joke.
@Williestyle-RobotechxMacross-xАй бұрын
Omg, it was prime. And I thought it went over this (live studio) audiences' heads... .
@jonbloodworth474Ай бұрын
bald segment was pure gold. - a bald man
@Vera-kh8zjАй бұрын
no one has taken more from our goddamm time. Give the writer of this one an extra bonus. They RICHLY deserve it!!!
@adam_flashАй бұрын
Wife’s Marvel money was the best line 😂
@kmanyriversАй бұрын
When they let Jane do her thing it is magical.
@greggzuman529Ай бұрын
Only Jane holds back Jane?
@michaeltanksley109Ай бұрын
IT'S THE 90S!!! LMFAO
@annam9282Ай бұрын
I love Jane Wickline I hope she never changes
@elizabethr.110Ай бұрын
She's hilarious! Glad she's getting some recognition.
@levantjbean2712Ай бұрын
Are you insane? She needs to be dropped
@kitlee172Ай бұрын
Totally just heard her, I mean, Sabrina Carpenter’s voice singing that.
@TrumpPetmydic-f7pАй бұрын
Shes down there with Bowen Yang in the comedic cancer category
@alexmartin3143Ай бұрын
She doesn’t
@Vera-kh8zjАй бұрын
OMG. The writers are on fire. Alabama x Mississippi.
@Mark-hj7hiАй бұрын
One of the best weekend updates I’ve seen in a while.
@RandyHawkeyeАй бұрын
That was an excellent “Mitch McConnell seen here…” joke.
@suspirodelmoro1430Ай бұрын
Jane Wickline is quietly hilarious. Her crazy songs kill me every time.
@hotsourvideos6403Ай бұрын
Jane is so great
@olesyashanabrookАй бұрын
this actually made me fall off my chair from laughing lollllll
@higgy82Ай бұрын
What a sad life you must live then.
@therapistyuh939Ай бұрын
@@higgy82you’re talking about sad life and ur under every comment that found entertainment with this segment omg get a job !! 😭
@higgy82Ай бұрын
@@therapistyuh939 No, I'm not. And I make a decent 150k a year at my job. Cry harder.
@InkatheartАй бұрын
They was cooking this past weekend. Best weekend update in a long time for me.
@Javier_Jimenez71Ай бұрын
Old Spice Deodorant and Carton of Eggs got me 😂😂😂
@SesameseedssАй бұрын
jane back at it w the absolute bangers
@erikagray9883Ай бұрын
She is a boring nepo hire.
@hairymatmanАй бұрын
NOPE! NEXT!
@hairymatmanАй бұрын
@@erikagray9883THANK YOU! She has NO TALENT! I would be so pissed if I auditioned & lost to HER! There is no justice in this world. Some people get things handed to them on a silver platter.
@dalestark9505Ай бұрын
@@hairymatman she has ZERO experience and it reads amateur.
@georockstar09Ай бұрын
wow, so many people hating on her. Yo, she's just a kid! Sit back, relax, enjoy. Or just skip. Heck, plenty of Andy Sanberg clips I had to skip, and he was a comedic legend. Some of us enjoy Jane. You never know when they might actually read your comment...
@panchalchirag22Ай бұрын
It clearly looks like "your wife's marvel money" joke made Colin little uncomfortable 😅😅😅
@BobSteinАй бұрын
Oh thanks now I get it. Great SJ reference. I thought he said "marble".
@panchalchirag22Ай бұрын
@BobStein Subtitles man 😌😌😌, I crunch chips and can't hear them so keep subtitles on. But joke made him uncomfortable that's clear
@adamcoeАй бұрын
yeah I was wondering what the next couple of words were gonna be when he said "get my hands on some of your wife's"
@cordeliaaustin4281Ай бұрын
I saw that too.
@BobSteinАй бұрын
@@panchalchirag22 ooh it's capitalized and everything. No AI is harmed in making SNL captions.
@brandonlee8066Ай бұрын
0:48 nice little reference to norm Macdonald...
@genewaltersАй бұрын
That old chunk of coal
@OhHiSpencerАй бұрын
If Che's next special isn't called "It's the 90s," I'm going to be very upset.
@nathanb6037Ай бұрын
He’s not funny
@xavmiz3070Ай бұрын
@@nathanb6037 He's head writer so......
@lisawallis6708Ай бұрын
Loved the nod to turtle boy
@shawnadmire5309Ай бұрын
That Michelob joke was amazing.
@PeacefulPariahАй бұрын
agreed.
@ckernickАй бұрын
@@PeacefulPariah "We can do that?" 🤣
@clrbrk9108Ай бұрын
My SIL is in town for the holidays with her BF, who is a really nice guy but a total meat head. I took him to a bar that has like 15 amazing beers on tap to watch the Lions game last night and the dude orders a Mich Ultra. 🤣🤣🤣
@adamcoeАй бұрын
@@clrbrk9108 I feel like even if that bar only had one very normal beer on tap and you still pick a Mich Ultra, they should just kick you out and send you to a Buffalo Wild Wings
@florencekirschАй бұрын
Jane Wickline belongs in another century
@tanguera1Ай бұрын
She belongs in all time! She really has been here all this time and we all know someone she has impersonated
@teruphotoАй бұрын
8:23 It's the 90s Che
@brandtsweetАй бұрын
The Michelob Ultra bit had me rolling 😅
@picho3190Ай бұрын
Much needed this Monday morning!
@ShaundaLeerАй бұрын
Is it just me or was this episode extra brutal? 😂
@austinl169Ай бұрын
It's the times. The writing NEEDS to be extra brutal 😂😂😂
@SleepingPepperАй бұрын
It was quite a week for material
@jamaalmitchell4219Ай бұрын
These consolidated segments need to come out night of.
@alexandernelson4930Ай бұрын
I saw that frame of that Bald Man and I thought they were making fun of Jeff Bezos lol.
@UltravioletssjАй бұрын
Weekend update will forever go down as legendary
@FilmArtPhotoАй бұрын
Jane Wickline is brilliant, that bit was so entertaining!
@SqueakPipАй бұрын
Is she Lorne’s granddaughter? How TF is she on this show?
@Noneya2023Ай бұрын
Jane Wickline is my spirit animal ❤🦄
@PenelopePitstop0078Ай бұрын
Laughter is a valuable commodity now, more than ever.
@randommminatorАй бұрын
😂😂😂So good, came back to watch the entirety and STILL completely lost it at the same timestamp at 3:33 make that a fkin coin meme please😂😂😂
@friendoquailАй бұрын
Jane’s song was the highlight of the show for me
@SteveJohnson-ht6kvАй бұрын
Ouch
@PhoenixSanityАй бұрын
@@SteveJohnson-ht6kvyou gonna comment on every comment talking about Jane? Got a lot of time on your hands, huh. Lmao
@theunusual5018Ай бұрын
Absolute monotone singing and messy chords sell it for me.
@tshegofatsoletlape8721Ай бұрын
She isn't funny at all. Why is she even at SNL, her singing even sucks.
@antoniodanieljaimecamacho6580Ай бұрын
@@tshegofatsoletlape8721that’s the point, that’s her style…
@SoulEdge77Ай бұрын
This comment section needs more "Jane Wickline killed it" energy Jane Wickline killed it
@erikagray9883Ай бұрын
No
@user-dn6fw1ss1cАй бұрын
Nope
@ellierose6Ай бұрын
Jane's writing is clever and her naturally awkward style makes it all the more funny. It lands with everyone but the "I'm a man and my opinions are fact" crowd. Evidenced in comment threads throughout the internet.
@hairymatmanАй бұрын
NEVER. Did she botox her ENTIRE expressionless face? Can she do ANY character voices or impressions? NO!
@ellierose6Ай бұрын
@@hairymatman It's so awesome. No matter what this type of reaction says, I hear Cartman from South Park saying "Respect my authoritah" with a billy club. It's a comedy show on its own. Carry on, Hairy.
@Michael.Sandoval33Ай бұрын
7:49 Colin with back to back bangers 😂 and Che's confusion after the second joke is priceless.
@Pete_FinchАй бұрын
It is so hard not to immediately look at a bald guy's head 😂
@garryrcАй бұрын
It's like boobs, but just one...on their head.
@Denny_7782Ай бұрын
That song reminds me of the "Dresden Dolls" 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@chiller2277Ай бұрын
“Gimme a break…” “Gimme a break again” 😂😂😂
@reese2354Ай бұрын
I laugh soon as Mitch McConnell face pops up .. I don’t need a punch line lol
@leahg4333Ай бұрын
Jane wickline is hilarious!
@JaydenTabor-d2zАй бұрын
Jane wickline is so effortlessly funny I’m obsessed
@SoodleDooАй бұрын
The Norm MacDonald callback on the hypocrisy joke. Nice!
@Dan__WАй бұрын
☀️👀 Take this, sun!
@teacherguy5084Ай бұрын
". . . by challenging the sun to a staring contest." If only.
@JohnRSovietАй бұрын
I was not expecting the baldman bit to kill as much as it did, but god damn
@amberthomas3973Ай бұрын
I don't usually laugh out loud, but they got me tonight!
@linalinabobeanaАй бұрын
It’s almost like their cue cards have stage directions to laugh ❤ best hosts ever 🥹
@vcarter0723Ай бұрын
5:22 I’m actually dead rn 😂😂
@corpsie666Ай бұрын
Jane's performance was awesome. Loved it!
@draketerry3497Ай бұрын
As an Alabama resident I LOVE the Mississippi roasting
@CopingwithGrattitudeАй бұрын
Me too…in other words thank G-d for MS!!!
@TheDottiepАй бұрын
I adore Jane Wickline! She is so unique and delightful.
@karlygirlАй бұрын
jane is very bo burnham & i love it
@srrunningcloudАй бұрын
best one ever! I laughed out loud so many times. funniest one since the 1970's
@mandyholliday131Ай бұрын
im really liking Jane as a new cast member i feel like she adds something that the cast doesn’t currently have
@amyk1164Ай бұрын
I love Jane. The cutest
@tetra3ne56scur3Ай бұрын
2:22 Trump: “Only I can look at the sun my eyes are different” LMAO
@gloriaroma-sandiegorealest4037Ай бұрын
the ‘seen here…’ jokes kill me 😂😂😂
@ivaningram5452Ай бұрын
The bald bit seemed like a left over Tim Robinson sketch. The cadence and everything was so funny.
@ObamAmerican48Ай бұрын
SNL has wavered the past few years but they have found their mojo again with the cast. Che and Jost have held it together and now have the right people at the table with them.
@dallasdandigitalproduction393Ай бұрын
Janes Sabrina Carpenter song was pretty funny. Welcome to the SNL family! :)
@perfectmotionxАй бұрын
Jane Wickline is so awkwardly brilliant !!
@Romefern319Ай бұрын
I LOVE Jane wickline
@jobyJOBSGAGАй бұрын
Her skit was witty and well written. Hope it’s not beginners luck
@alm2187Ай бұрын
I liked her debut song about being the last to leave a party. I liked her in Couple You Can't Believe Are Together. How is the song in this vid anything other than a pointless ramble, though? Honest question.
@jobyJOBSGAGАй бұрын
@@alm2187 well, tbf she did kind of make a disclaimer in the intro that it wasn’t a conventional way of singing. I just thought it was witty but you’re entitled to your opinion. I have to look up those vids you referenced
@hairymatmanАй бұрын
NOPE! NO talent.
@alm2187Ай бұрын
As you may have found by now, they're both segments from recent installments of Weekend Update, @@jobyJOBSGAG I'd like to mention the epistemological examination of art quality is a specialty field of mine. And you've hit on one (if not the ONLY) key-point. It's tricky to make any statement addressing entertainment value without it being an opinionated statement. I could go on. For expedience, though, I'll just stick to honest questions. 😉 If Jane's got to disclaim the song, why make it a song at all? If the value of the segment is wit, why doesn't Jane just do a monologue?
@TheJFish94Ай бұрын
The bald man bit is giving me Harry Connick Jr. in Annie Live! flashbacks.
@wilkinsmusicfl4141Ай бұрын
I feel like this guy was doing a spot on “if Tim Robinson played this character.”
@navpot_monkeyАй бұрын
The UK case about the bald ruling is actually hilarious. Someone called the guy a bald hitch 😂
@ellierose6Ай бұрын
It's the 1990s is funny in a way that should make everyone cry.
@kinstereo7292Ай бұрын
Weekend update reigns supreme
@hecdudeh2o969Ай бұрын
The sabrina carpenter song was awesome
@sierrab4885Ай бұрын
The lady screaming at the beginning 😂😂😂
@suspirodelmoro1430Ай бұрын
OK, SNL, if you ever need anyone to do Jeff Bezos, you found your guy.