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[@eduardocuellar222]

Thank you. Ive been watching a lot less news and late night because im completely sick of constantly hearing about dump.

[@jennymacallan9071]

Same. Talk about clinical depression...

[@slothachunk]

Get used to it, almost all the news obeyed in advance to him. Expect a Russian state like media now in the US.

[@braininjurydiy]

Yea same, they are taking the bait everytime everyone's over it, hope their ratings crash if they keep shoving him in our faces. I know he gives alot of material and alot of what stephen did was funny, but for my mental health i don't want to see, hear or think about him ever again.

[@thomasbraeking6225]

@@slothachunk How is Fox/KGB Propaganda going to become MORE of a MAGA/Fascist/Terrorist/RepubliKKKunt PR machine? How is M$M going to become MORE complicit in the propagation of propaganda?

[@lyndaweister9984]

​@@braininjurydiy~EXACTLY 🎯 I DO NOT WANT to Hear🙈or Hear🙉DJT Ever Again Period❗️🗽🇱🇷⚖️

[@elizabethdurham1657]

“I’m not going to talk about it much cause I don’t want to and you can’t make me!” Thank you, sir. 🥰

[@J-dizzle2021]

We also had a tradition of voting for people with moral character to be our President. Everything has changed, obviously.

[@cali6950]

I feel this so hard.

[@MsWarriordiva]

We're not "over Christmas ". I, for one, am just not in the mood. trump ruined it for me and I do have clinical depression.

[@fumitakeokamoto1629]

Don't let anyone to spoil your Christmas. Things are going to be Okey. We Will stand up for our rights. Merry Christmas.

[@Iluthra]

Not much to be thankful for.

[@FunLifeTransform]

This is the first time in life that I never put up a Christmas tree on lights outside. Just a wreath on the door, a couple decorations on the mantle and Christmas centerpiece that’s it.

[@RainMan68]

Considering that the source is the New York Post, I wouldn't hold much stock in that claim.

[@Godfree1212]

You need help. Bought into the chaos. 🎉

[@sarahadera8443]

Dear Canada we apologize

[@carmenneumann9479]

Thank you🇨🇦

[@SailingJura]

USA you can't be sorry.... That's 🇨🇦's thing

[@marcwright8395]

So, you're saying you're Sorry 😉🍁

[@brickdebrick2167]

Apologize? For what? 🤷‍♂️ To have elected the best president in recent American history? And Canada is also preparing to elect a leader worthy of the name very soon.

[@amberandrews6842]

We really do apologize... 😞

[@TheNinnyfee]

Don't let Ebeneezer Cheato ruin Christmas for you! ❤❤❤

[@lose999]

I just realized that Speaker Mike Johnson looks just like Elf on the Shelf.

[@SuzanneWilliamson-u4c]

@lose999…Oh yes…So true!! 👍🤗

[@jackharrison7613]

eww isn't he the guy that had his daughter pledge celibacy, and then checks in with the porn sites his son is watching? I always thought Elf on Shelf was creepy.

[@coup919062]

Oh god I will never unsee this 🫣 Edit: people should just start sending Mike Johnson Elf dolls randomly

[@stephen1569]

Wow, he does !! Too funny.

[@impunitythebagpuss]

And about as relevant.

[@arinlilevjen6114]

The Chinese food on Hanukkah joke is true. Often, Chinese restaurants are the only places open on Christmas, sometimes movie theaters also, so a common tradition for many Jews on Christmas is to see a movie and eat Chinese food.😂

[@Roberta-q1q]

I learned that from Jon Stewart on Daily Show.

[@kitcobain444]

Also a tradition for nurses [like myself] who work on Christmas as far as the Chinese food! 🙂

[@___beyondhorizon4664]

But isn't Chinese food not kosher? It's mostly pork?

[@sergeant_salty]

Wouldn't it be more accurate for Jews to celebrate their execution of Jesus rather than his birth?

[@davidcurrie8962]

@@___beyondhorizon4664 It is probably mostly pork in China itself but in the US the beef dishes like beef stir fry etc are always available.

[@titabatz]

Colbert was extra on point tonight This was such a good monologue all the way through!! 🤌🫵

[@bilbo837]

South Korea is mentioned in a list of other countries where democracy is having a hard time. It is worth pointing out that in fact it was quite the opposite. The Korean ppl had a choice between authoritarianism and democracy, strongman tactics and rule of law. They chose democratic principles by having over a million ppl peacefully protest the president's misuse of his position for an illegal power grab. The democratic institutions held strong and the Korean ppl rejected faux populism and authoritarian tendencies of their president. Congratulations to Korea.

[@SuzanneWilliamson-u4c]

@bilbo837…Well said!! 👍💙

[@EdwardLindon]

I mean, a) It was a joke b) An attempted coup is still a coup c) When the first impeachment vote failed, Yoon was clearly preparing ground and gearing up for another go When you just narrowly miss hitting another car on the road, you don't just congratulate yourself on the design of your vehicle. You slow down and think about becoming a better driver.

[@kellinomnom]

Dear Everyone, Please help disabled and elderly people have health coverage in every State in the US. From what they've stated Millions of people will lose their health coverage under the next administration.

[@russellmiles2861]

Just expel them with all the migrants: just so many useless mouths and no profit.

[@rebelaqua823]

But that's what the majority vote and electoral vote wanted.

[@christinebuckley7822]

I am 73, on Mwdicare and .wdicaid a d I'm scared . . . .😢😢😢

[@schan9547]

@@christinebuckley7822 You're an unfortunate casualty of an imaginary culture war. Sorry.

[@laalaa99stl]

Are we no longer doing Canoodling? Shacking up with a Canadian for the free healthcare?

[@jennymacallan9071]

😆😅🤣😂

[@rowanmarlow7402]

As a Canadian, I also find this very funny.

[@jenniferdennis6465]

I am in WA dating a Canadian ranting about insurance. I hope he doesn't think this! 😄

[@jackharrison7613]

This is so funny. We welcome that, as not all Canadians have Three Dogs to keep us warm at night.

[@TheClairemyst]

Listen😏 in order to support the ' cause" by marrying a Haitian😅

[@darkangel4185]

I haven't done a Christmas meal in years. I do that on Thanksgiving. I really don't do the holidays. Pizza and Pj are not depression, that is happiness. Being with family is depressing. I spend it with friends. I want to have fun, not be miserable.

[@charlespeakjr2168]

I think we're gonna do either deli meats or Chinese.😂😂😂

[@MySkyflyer]

Pizza and windbreaker suit for me!

[@Cactuscupcake1972]

Im making me a mini charcuterie board, a box of wine and Netflix and chill !

[@tr7b410]

Steve you might want to consider moving to Canada & broadcasting there. The old Euphanism:Those that fight & run away may live to fight another day applies.

[@armie4172]

It’s technically more of a proverb than a euphemism…

[@sergeant_salty]

Why is it always Canada? I'm beginning to think Democrats are extremely racist towards Mexicans. You only wanna move to a town with more white people

[@AutieTortie]

"Euphanism"?!?!

[@First-Last_name]

​@@sergeant_saltybecause the economy is better, the government more stable, the currency more liquid, legal, health, and education system rank higher, along with more freedom and less corruption. I'll say this tho, Mexico wins on weather and beautiful beaches.

[@sergeant_salty]

@@First-Last_name we get it, you think countries with higher White populations are more successful because of your white supremacy

[@sarahroh1739]

Just want to point out that the South Korean president being impeached is an example of democracy in action in the face of a man who wanted to go full fascist. You can mention that it's a state of political unrest, that's becoming more common around the world, sure. But theirs is an example we should emulate.

[@SuzanneWilliamson-u4c]

@sarahroh1739…Yep…An important message for sure…Well said!! 👍💙

[@jackharrison7613]

you DID impeach him, but then your senate voted against it. I remember because it was the day your country was no longer a democracy. Sad.

[@Jenny_Oblivion]

Whatever makes you happy is good! I’m in MA. Chinese take out is a New Year’s tradition here, but not a tradition in Asheville NC, where I lived before.

[@dlk3904]

Hell yeah!

[@Taricus]

It's a Northern thing, because of Canada ^~^

[@brandyjean7015]

SW Washington state & I believe in Chinese takeout for New Year's too.

[@feelthejoy]

It’s a Jewish tradition bc the Chinese restaurants used to be the only thing open

[@tsriel]

Xmas and Chill is literally my holiday plans every year. No family or traditions to worry about, so I have an kickass party of one every year. It's amazing.

[@rcarrick355]

Chili sounds really great! I might do that.

[@Cactuscupcake1972]

Sounds awesome ! I'll bring wine 🍷 in a box for ya !😅

[@kelmac1618]

That’s how I celebrate being Thankful in November each year - and it helps me tolerate Christmas, better!😊

[@ireneparrish3070]

No family is no fun.

[@danahashcroft9482]

Love it, but if you do it every year, it's tradition

[@Highlander-s3e]

I am not Christian but I would like to say to those who are, I hope you all have a merry Christmas ❤

[@nc1807]

Thank you. That’s so kind. ❤❤

[@ironicugandan5826]

And have a happy what ever you follow as well

[@ClarenceJones-oj2jz]

Merry Christmas to you

[@melodylaila]

❤🎉 what a kind soul you are!

[@stephenmcfarland2298]

Dear Canada, Sorry about the orange guy. ~America

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

the sad part is how many people over here like him

[@CA-1954]

Canada will soon have its own orange guy.

[@brickdebrick2167]

On the contrary, hope is reborn 🙏

[@paulblaauw]

And we're sorry for Pierre Poilievre

[@carmenneumann9479]

Thank you 🇨🇦

[@kimberlyvega6611]

I make 4 christmas dinners. Yes 4. I have a large blended family. This year my husband's family is coming the 22nd (30ish people) I'm cooking for that. The 27th my family on my mother's side is getting together (40ish people) I'm cooking ,but it's also pot luck. Then, on the 24th and 25th, I cook for my core household. Usually, a turkey the 24th and a small ribeye roast the 25th, and my dad comes over. Then, New years is lobster pasta in champagne cream sauce for me and my husband. It's an insane amount of work. I understand why people are getting lazy. I want to order takeout sometimes, but I refuse. I keep my family at home because I refuse to contribute to a culture that makes people work on the holidays. Honestly I could talk for hours about my family dynamics and christmas culture but obviously I can't on here.

[@edingerk1646]

Can I have the lobster in a champagne cream sauce recipe? Sound delicious!

[@tammyjantzen9004]

My Mom did the same until she couldn't. And we all remember those days! Good on you!

[@keithgriffiths9864]

You could run a restaurant!!!

[@melodylaila]

Thank you for sharing ❤ What an amazing thing Christmas and family is, in general! Am blessed to do lots of traditions too. Hope the ones who don't, get through the holidays happily. Love and light to all

[@MsTyrie]

It deserves to be said, the Late Show Band smokes! Even if it's just a few seconds of intro/outro, it's outa the park.

[@wideawake5630]

I always do Polish for Christmas. Pierogi, golupki, kapusta. I start with some barscz and mizeria, pumpernickel bread. I finish with kruszciki or kolazcki. All vegan and gluten free. Been doing it so long that it is traditional. I'm 70.

[@FunLifeTransform]

Oh my God Polish was grilled onions and port peppers with pierogies sounds freaking amazing. That may be my new tradition.

[@KELLY-uj4vf]

Will you send me leftovers 😊​@@FunLifeTransform

[@heartshapedisle]

Gluten free vegan pumpernickel. Oh my is it true? My Christmas came early. Where would I find a recipe please.

[@Cactuscupcake1972]

I think I'm I'm in love ! Lol. I love pierogi around Easter too ! Don't forget to listen for the animals speak on Christmas Eve! Lol Wesołych Świąt Bożego Narodzenia !

[@paulblaauw]

Sinterklaas mentioned! ❤🇳🇱🎄

[@Jetse_Dv]

Hoofdpiet kan weer tevreden zijn met deze PR

[@MaxJ.]

Zullen ze zijn grap hebben begrepen? Denk dat maar weinige vandaag de dag weten waar het feest eigenlijk vandaag komt 😅

[@Jetse_Dv]

@ ben bang dat het sinterklaasfeest de laatste jaren negatief in het nieuws is geweest daar. Maar los daarvan kennen sommige Amerikanen wel iets van Europese tradities door de afkomst. Ook zijn er varianten van Sinterklaas in heel Europa dus de kans dat ze er iets van weten is aanwezig.

[@DaylightFactory]

What’s Myrrh, you ask? Myrrh is a fragrant resin derived from the sap of certain small, thorny trees in the Commiphora genus, native to northeastern Africa and the Arabian Peninsula.

[@commonsense571]

It’s wonderful

[@leohickey4953]

It's marvellous

[@Sisteryoda1440]

And it smells like it, too.

[@jschnei3]

It's awful nice

[@johnwattdotca]

Myrrh is part of the mummification process. The European Industrial Revolution was fueled and lubricated by marine mammal oil and crushed Egyptian mummies. 25% of locomotives in the American wild west were fueled by crushed mummies.

[@Bduh2]

As generations come slowly to an end, new generations come up with their own ideas of celebrating Christmas.

[@skystarlit3713]

I'm just getting irritated that the new ones are stealing our words and redefining them to mean the opposite. Quite irritating when they say things and they literally mean the opposite of the words I hear. 🤨 the young ones are doing this crap on purpose, I know it.

[@beenaplumber8379]

The same is true with music, but I think we older people tend to act even more superior about our old ways.

[@Skijaramaz]

@@skystarlit3713 That's just how language works. The meanings of words changes over time based on how it is used. Common example, the word 'gay' used to be a synonym for 'happy,' or 'joyous,' but nowadays it's just a common term for homosexuals. We young'uns aren't doing it 'on purpose,' it just happens on its own.

[@whyisthomyorke]

⁠@@skystarlit3713 that’s just the way things work, language changes over time naturally and culture. Elf on the shelf didn’t even exist till recently

[@myridean2k4]

Canadian counter-tariffs include taking our sexy Ryans back!

[@humanlifeforce]

Oh he is super sexy too! Not to mention an amazing actor. ❤

[@armie4172]

Not the sexy Ryans…

[@atomseyes]

Take Bieber while you’re at it!

[@MegaTapdog]

We are generous, you can keep Bieber.

[@humanlifeforce]

@MegaTapdog 😅🤣

[@janestarr4403]

Pizza sounds great! I once loved the gift giving, but I don't have any family members or close friends (they've all died.) But I'm not giving up on Christmas. I'm watching all the Christmas shows and enjoying every minute of it!

[@tammyjantzen9004]

Simple pleasures and wonderful memories! 🥰🥰

[@KELLY-uj4vf]

I am proud of you! I have two wonderful grandsons [21 and 20] for family and that's all. They have other places to be, and I am fine with that as long as I see them after the holidays. I prefer games, and would go with pizza or Chinese, my idea of tacos would not be good for Christmas. 😊 Have a wonderful holiday and enjoy yourself. 🎄

[@barbarasquyres9563]

My kids want me to make lasagna for Christmas dinner so that’s what I do

[@leighannsoles8432]

Having lasagna for Christmas.

[@johnwattdotca]

I see what you're saying about your friends, and this involves getting down on your knees, but Christmas is a beautiful time to pray and be thankful.

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

We buy stuff from the italian market and make pizza, for xmas day. Been doing it for years. I recommend it greatly.

[@flyrobin2544]

Good idea!

[@alisonstappler]

We haven't done the traditional meal in 4 years, so far we've done tacos and nachos instead, this year we're doing pizza casserole!

[@Purplecolors162]

We had Christmas last Sunday and enjoyed enchiladas, rice, beans and guacamole!

[@stephenbasile8727]

I can get pizza and hamburgers any day of the week. But I would never pass up home cooked turkey or ham dinner.

[@SuzannePepin-r1r]

Turkey for me

[@armie4172]

Exactly. Why would I have the dinner I have any given Wednesday for Christmas? If I don’t do something different for once I’d drown in depression.

[@CreaticityIsLife]

Spoken like someone who's not doing the cooking....

[@melodylaila]

Exactly!!

[@lashendawest7509]

We love your show stephen colbert

[@araikb]

"If you guys dont go out and buy things, how will the CEOs have more money?"

Trump never went to A&W for burgers because the alphabet confuses him. Trump never liked White Castle because he never understood chess. Sadly, Burger King was his third choice for burgers, because he was from Queens. Trump's second favorite burger was Jack in the Box, because Jack was short for his middle name. Trump liked McDonald's because he thought it was named after him. (and his mother was from Scotland.) In and Out (burgers) kind of parallels his presidential term though. parallels his relations with Stormy too. Trump's administration never maintained employment of more than Five Guys.

[@MySkyflyer]

And Wendy of Wendy's filed a restraining order against him! 😂😂

[@Sisteryoda1440]

Ba-dum-bump 🪘 😂

[@marymccutchen2248]

I wish I knew how to share your comment with my daughter, it's perfect 🤣😊😂🤣😅 thank you

[@tsubadaikhan6332]

@@MySkyflyer OP couldn't mention Wendy because an NDA was attached to the payout.

[@mellyboo513]

Elf on the Shelf swinger parties was the last thing on my 2024 bingo card. Thanks Stephen. 🎉

[@laurafay2796]

Don't forget the MYRRH...

[@papabear2515]

Christmas … Fristmas! It’s all a commercial nightmare for so many. As a non-Christian, pajamas, favorite food and enjoying the day is a great plan I always follow! Benefits: sanity, no debt, no crazy Trump relatives, deliciousness and more! Give yourself permission to do what is meaningful to you! After all … it might be worth realizing Jesus is not white, he wasn’t born on Dec 25 and he didn’t go into debt buying gifts!

[@dee_dee_place]

And he was born a Hebrew!

[@RebeccaSaraWard]

I am a Christian, and honestly I enjoy the lead up to Christmas more than the day itself. Not really relevant to my religion, particularly. More the fact that lead up to Christmas to me means happy people in shops with merry music and more good energy in public in general and nice colourful lights. As opposed to Christmas day in my house which was always one of the worst days of the year with emotionally abusive parents who would convince me I ruined Christmas every year. Every Christmas Eve I hoped it would be nice and we could be a happy normal family, but no. We still had traditions, like always getting a cup full of cherries and chocolate in the morning, but overall it was tense and stressful. My nicest Christmas was when I was 18 last year. Stayed with my Oma, stayed in, watched some Christmassy movie, and just talked.

[@johnwattdotca]

The modern North American version of Santa Claus was created by Coca-Cola in 1934. It was described as representing a new holiday for American consumerism. That's when Coca-Cola took the cocaine out of their products and substituted caffeine. I hope you get a chance to throw snow-balls.

[@susanfarley1332]

My daughter said she wants steak and shrimp for Christmas dinner. Sounds kinda good to me. Turkey is ok but I'm tired of it. Had ham for Thanksgiving. Steak and shrimp for Christmas sounds really good.

[@chrismasterith]

Wooo!!! Merry Christmas!

[@chrisddawson]

Thank you for not talking (too much) about the dork.

[@SuzanneWilliamson-u4c]

Wow…That’s kind of sad to see so many choosing alternatives to the traditional Christmas dinner!! Can understand that folks want to relax, chill and avoid family get together’s that are stressful, but here in Australia it’s very different!! Hot as hades and many made the choice for more practical dinners years and years ago!! Often just cold meats, seafood and salads or the usual fallback on the outdoor bbq, making sure that the cook is kept well hydrated with beers on tap!! Having a white Christmas would be just awesome!! Guess that the grass is always greener on the other side!! Anyway, how ever you do it, a wonderful Christmas to everyone and I hope the New Year proves to be way more promising than how it looks right now!! 👍💙🎄🎅 🇦🇺 for 🇺🇸

[@victoriazwick1082]

That sounds absolutely delicious. Personally, I have never liked turkey meat and usually just eat from the side dishes. But seafood I love and would happily enjoy a bbq.

[@keldaogg2157]

America 's national bird is the middle finger.

[@edgarcook9607]

A Fender Triplecaster with a P-90! And a Bigsby! Wild.

[@PassiveAssassin]

60-hour work a week and no holidays off, never enough. I'm already over Christmas 😰.

[@mellyboo513]

Christmas burgers and Chinese takeout really sums up American tradition.

[@Templar462]

Sounds like a really good time to me! Man... no family, and a combo #2 with a smash burger on the side? merry whatevermas to ME!

[@beenaplumber8379]

And there's not a thing wrong with that! 🙂

[@GravyDog]

For the 1st year this year, the kids and I are having Chinese Takeout for Christmas Eve dinner (that’s when we celebrate) and we are donating the leg of lamb (our usual feed) to the food bank. When I floated the idea, I thought I would get some push-back but everyone is stoked for eating in front of the tv with our traditional Xmas movie (Die Hard… of course). No matter what everyone does, please have a wonderful time. Happy Holidays from New Zealand.

[@derekstein6193]

Hear me out: combine the two. Christmas chinese takeout burgers. A broccoli beef burger sounds pretty good right now.

[@peterjackson2722]

Here in the UK the Guinness shortage is no joke! Luckily I'm off to Holland to spend it with my wife's family so hopefully it will be over by the time I return. Cheers all and Merry Christmas!!

[@leohickey4953]

Indeed yes, but those of us in the know will just switch to Murphy's or another local variant.

[@DvLnDsGyZ]

"Who gives a f*k about Christmas?"- First lady Melania Trump

[@swilliams1759]

She gave us the "Blood Christmas" with the lines of red christmas trees.

[@jessetorres8738]

Here are a few basic U.S. measuring units converted to Metric measurement units: 1 Gallon is 3.79 Liters while 1 Liter is 0.26 Gallons. 1 Pound is 0.45 Kilograms while 1 Kilogram/1,000 Grams is 2.21 Pounds, & 1 Ounce is 28.35 Grams. 1 Mile is 1.61 Kilometers while 1 Kilometer is 0.62 Miles. 1 Inch is 2.54 Centimeters, 1 Foot/12 Inches is 30.48 Centimeters, & 1 Meter/100 Centimeters is 39.37 Inches. 0 Degrees Fahrenheit is -18 Degrees Celsius, 32 Degrees Fahrenheit is 0 Degrees Celsius, 72 Degrees Fahrenheit is 22 Degrees Celsius, 100 Degrees Fahrenheit is 38 Degrees Celsius, & 212 Degrees Fahrenheit is 100 Degrees Celsius.

[@SayAhh]

Or, 1 gallon is 1 gallon and 1 liter is 1 liter. Oh, and 1 litre is 1 litre.

[@davidleaman6801]

Gasoline 4.00/gal. and Red Bull energy drink $80.00 /gal. What's in that stuff?

[@DaylightFactory]

It’s easy to learn the metric system. The way to do it is to switch your phone from imperial to metric measurements. Before you know it you’ll be thinking in Celsius and kilometers. You’re welcome.

[@SuzanneWilliamson-u4c]

@DaylightFactory Haha…Good point!! 👍

[@waltersumofan]

For larger number if you know the Fibonacci sequence you know that it uses the Golden Ratio of 1.618 which is really close to 1.6. Thus you can go up and and down to convert Metric and Imperial. So if something is 13 km away it's 8 miles away, you just go down one number in the sequence.

[@walternullifidian]

Myrrhy Christmas, y'all! 🎅

[@newmoonjlp]

I usually make egg rolls for Christmas lol

[@tammyjantzen9004]

Yum!

[@mr.deadman1973]

Christmas isn't special when it's two months long.

[@amypetersen1668]

This. I hate how people start celebrating before Halloween these days

[@shirleysimmons9238]

3...lol

[@billy-santos]

Its better when its longer if you actually celebrate. Mine last even until the next year 🎄😊

[@dawnwelden]

More like 6 months long! They start in July here.

[@armie4172]

Yeah I don’t really start feeling terribly Christmassy until the second week of December.

[@laurentbosquet3393]

Hello from Mauritius island

[@jennymacallan9071]

Hello from North Carolina in the US.😊

[@CrystalAbrahams]

Have I told you lately that you guys ROCK!? 🇨🇦

[@IEatCheerios]

Tariffs for you!

[@laurafay2796]

Importing "dry" from Canada was a great joke

[@sharonmedeiros9819]

I very much look forward to turkey and ham for Christmas because I only get to eat it once or twice a year! Whats not to love with all the fixings, and hot turkey, stuffing and cranberry sauce sandwiches during the week!?

[@paineretlaw3344]

I'm atheist so Xmas is just a day off with gifts, 0 plans, and warm blankets and alcohol.

[@peggywoods4327]

I am too, so I pick up an extra shift from someone who wants the day off and get OT. I quit the whole gift thing over 35 years ago... 😊

[@breal7277]

I want more of the band!!! All we get is crumbs...of music. 🎶🎵

[@LupinLovebites]

Lol, finally the rest of the USA is joining me in the "perfect" Xmas of no traditions and all-day lounging.

[@mellyboo513]

“1 Tintin = 2.54 Bart Simpsons.” - Math ~ ‘Murica.

[@double_courage57]

Merry Christmas 🎄🎁

[@Lonewolfmike]

Happy Holidays.

[@MrCmsch]

1:53 not me saying “thats every day for me” then the joke about depression. YA GOT ME

[@moonstoneway2694]

👏👏👏🎄🎄🎄 and no mad man press conference coverage!

[@slothachunk]

What are you clapping for? This is CBS obeying in advance. It's not that he didn't want to talk about Trump, he couldn't.

[@patrickturner8247]

"Tradition" is just peer pressure from beyond the grave. Be inventive, and come up with your own ways to celebrate! Have fun, and Happy Holidays!

[@djr3386]

Not talking about Donald Trump is the best Christmas gift, Stephen. 👍🏽

[@EattheApple666]

I hate being told what I need to do on the holiday's. Louis Cato sporting the Jake White Triplecaster.. Nice!

[@karenstokes7900]

Thank you for an almost tRumpless monologue.

[@kerryrobinson9947]

Happy festivus y'all.

[@williambeckett6336]

Happy Saturnalia.

[@intomnia3313]

The O.G.

[@pennygleeson5029]

In Australia we have cold food for Christmas ( for the most part ), lots of salads, cold meats, seafood, summer fruit, cheeses etc - delicious ❤️❤️🤣

[@aaronrogers1971]

After 53 years, if I can just stay out of the hospital and/or jail, it seems like a winner to me.

[@jennymacallan9071]

😂

[@marydauby5229]

I’m not putting up a tree or decorations. I’ve be on depression meds since 2010. Retail sucks the joy out of all Holidays but Christmas is the worst.😢

[@loraoflahrity130]

Happy Happy Merry Merry

[@Lexxicon13]

I wish I could get more turkey dinners... no idea why these people want less.

[@carmenneumann9479]

Cause. They /women most often cook and clean up

[@Avleen-t8f]

As a beginner what do I need to do? How can I invest,on which platform? If you know any please share.

[@Elivn-v6o]

Yes! I'm celebrating £32K stock portfolio today... Started this journey with £3K.... I've invested no time and also with the right terms, now I have time for my family an…

[@Diamond-y8m]

when someone is straight forward and good at what she does best. People will always speak for them. For me I can would say give Mrs Olivia Duke of finance education a try and you be happy you did

[@Diamond-y8m]

Started with 5,000$ and Withdrew profits 89,000$

[@Diamond-r2n]

I'm glad to write her tay I do hope she will help handle my paycheck properly☺️☺️☺️

[@Diamond-r2n]

Can I start with as low as $1,000?

[@Shilly-Shally]

1:25 that adds up to 116% 😂

[@NickDBaker]

Hi came here to say this 👍

[@chuckkwaske958]

I came here to say that too! That just goes to show that 62% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

[@JoeyGDude]

Best joke of the year. @3:17 thank you mister cold bear.

[@SayAhh]

8:00 lumber, maple syrup, rappers named Snow...

[@sagesigman8269]

Nut up Meg! 😂

[@laalaa99stl]

Yabba dabba late show! 😁

[@SayAhh]

It's gonna catch on! It's so brat!

[@gnomevoyeur]

Christmas traditions can change, especially regarding the meal. I'm Australian and 53 years old. When I was a child we clung to some UK based hot turkey dinner traditions. It was delicious but I never had to be in the kitchen in the height of summer. In the 45+ years since then we have gradually moved to a more seasonally appropriate type meal. Christmas ham served cold was first but, increasingly, cold seafood, especially prawns (shrimp, if you Americans must). It's so much better.

[@ircjesselee]

The turkey trying to persuade people to eat burgers 💀

[@five-toedslothbear4051]

I don’t do holiday dinner. My adult children come over the day after Christmas and I order pizza and we watch movies and play games. The perfect holiday dinner is just too much stress.

[@mamathison]

Damn, Canada geese are going to get charged when crossing the border 😢

[@NewMessage]

I thought 'Snowmanning' was when you take the carrot, and... well, it's a different thing entirely.

[@Roberta-q1q]

Billie Eilish told me to!

[@akrambakerBerlin]

Nice Triplecaster, Louis! Merry Xmas all.

[@Sat-Man-Alpha]

The must-see-movie for christmas was, is and will ever be: LOVE ACTUALLY! Merry Christmas from collapsing Germany!😁

[@michaelrice500]

Love that Fender Triplecaster! Looks good on ya!

[@siobhanboland]

Don’t forget about Tamales!

[@danduntz2539]

In other news: Louis Cato has the new Jack White fender. That was cool to see.

[@terryfox5666]

I’m retired 74 and I’m a yes for all day jammies. Put on jeans to go to the store…sometimes.

[@markrobinowitz8473]

my favorite Jesus day movies: "The Life of Brian" and "Brazil". It's always Christmas in Brazil.

[@Vejur9000]

It’s strange how Trump ruined the holidays since he first came to power. Nothing has been the same since.

[@Melissandrel]

I live in France so I can never watch the show live IRL even though it's truly one of my biggest dream, so the lady screaming in the audience is my spirit animal today XD Happy holidays to the LS team!

[@tonycotto7106]

That "taking pictures at gradation with an iPad" thing sounds suspiciously autobiograpical.

[@michaelcockburn9273]

No Elf on the Shelf? What will we have instead? Dwarf on the Wharf? Gnome on the Home? Orc on the Fork? Minotaur on the Pinot Noir? Dragon on the Wagon? Wyvern on that Guy Vern?

[@Iluthra]

My turkey was spoiled and I had to toss it. Cant bring myself to get another. I'm having Christmas lasagna. I have no money to spend on anything other than food. My rent jumped up in October $160 a month and I subsist on SS.

[@jennymacallan9071]

We're having lasagna too. I hope your financial circumstances get better.

[@Iluthra]

@@jennymacallan9071 Thank you! When I move next year, I hope to have a cheaper place thus more free money.

[@lbednaz]

But we're getting a $20. increase due to the rise in cost of living.....what a joke!

[@Iluthra]

@@lbednaz If you mean SS, yes, it was supposed to be 2.67%, but inflation went down so its now 2.50%, but hey, the news reported inflation is rising again. Ah too late to go back to 2.67%.

[@tammyjantzen9004]

Every Christmas Eve my Mom made homemade Lasagna. It was our Christmas Eve tradition. Hope you find a cheaper place & life gets better for you soon. ❤

[@nomenclature9373]

Coincidentally, my household is having turkey burgers on Christmas. Walnut - Pecan mixed green salad. Cranberry vanilla ice cream: Soften one large tub vanilla ice cream, mix in can jellied cranberry sauce, refreeze. BEER.

[@davidleaman6801]

Canada is going to cut off the supply of cheese curds for poutines to the United States. Try to enjoy one after that.

[@BlueManIan]

We have Wisconsin!

[@IMeMineWho]

Not the same..really not.

[@IIllIIllIl]

I see you with the TripleCaster Mr Cato, and it is dope

[@ursaltydog]

I AM totally depressed... knowing my country and the world are going into the shitter...

[@kreens07]

You recall November yes? Clinical depression will be here for about 4 years

[@wPOTH1]

Yes. @stephencolbert we are sick of the lies about christmas/saturnalia