Jokes to send to your Dad

This is a collection of stupid jokes i have made over the years. Your dad would enjoy them - just saying.
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[@punkdigerati]

Bold of you to assume the UPS drivers actually stop moving to take the photo, every one I've ever received is motion blurred.

[@GregMcClean]

Me: *Pauses list of fallen firefighters randomly* List: Katie McCleskey Fire Man Ronald McDonald

[@murdocsmash7784]

Yeah the Fire Man one made me chuckle because that man was born with that name and still yet the fire bested him. As far as Ronald McDonald. That makes sense why we don't see him around anymore. Just couldn't do it as well as his burger franchise and perished in the flames. 😢

[@fesworks]

pretty sure its a list of the Patreon supporters

[@coffinrodriguez3150]

The amount of names in that firefighter list is staggering. I did capture a random pause though and found both Matthew and Katie McClesky are among those lost as well as their heroic partner Fire Man.

[@alecrichards8574]

3:32 I think the pillow bit is my favorite hahaha.... They're all great though

[@snowcathu]

I need to get a new pillow ASAP!

[@chrisd6287]

Pyramid Scheme probably my favorite. Seriously some of the best jokes I've heard in awhile.

[@johnsmith8981]

I put these jokes in the fridge so my dad will see it after he comes back with the milk. Should be any minute now.

[@AC-os1he]

Is he back yet?😮

[@How_Many_Monkeys]

The Gillie suit bit feels like it came right out of a Monty Python sketch 😂😂😂

[@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher]

The importance of not being seen has been suitably demonstrated

[@laharl2k]

the firefighter ad unironically would be good for recruiting people XD

[@TheAlexDivision]

The first one is like that one Wizards with Guns skit about pooping pants

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

I was like: my dad wouldn't like these and then I remembered i am a dad.

[@Popcorn-oz3hl]

3:01 super accurate delivery guy portrayal lmao but we don’t all throw them!

[@harronlor4345]

🤨 do you?

[@liamhogan4369]

Auto-parts are too heavy to throw. And mechanics are scary, tbh.

[@NC-oy8hq]

The pyramid bit had me rolling

[@ThisHndlIsAlrdyTaken]

What would happen if Pinocchio said “my nose will grow now”?

[@aaron3957]

Witchcraft hahaha

[@ice_kraken55]

simple, the nose would grow later

[@CatsHaveEars]

because of that first one.. na man, gotta pass on forwarding this to the old man...

[@timbo_homeslice]

Love the implication that Santa is magic enough to keep himself young but not magic enough to read the scribbles the kids write or handle all the cookies and milk

[@Lobstro]

"New year new me" never gets old 😂

[@ITZDavid101]

i’ll never have enough of these animations; love the chanel and the writing, and everytime it’s a popular figure with that face it gets me

[@SirSethery]

That fear of change joke was top tier

[@ElBandito]

As a dad, I approve.

[@user-wv8ni3xd9c]

I sympathize, accepting change is so hard. Just take it slow, one small drop at a time.

[@imranahmad-uh9fi]

Bold of you to assume i'm on talking terms with my dad. :) Awesome content as always XD hahaha

[@MátéDomány]

Best memory pillow ad, 9/10 would buy

[@sandrosliske]

Afraid of change broke me.

[@Nehji_Hann]

"Pinocchio, you're not wood anymore!" "AAAAAAAAA"

[@NoelDSmith]

I got coal for Christmas once. But it was on my list.

[@protalghulnist4126]

Aside from the aforementioned Katie and Matthew Maclesky, Ronald McDonald, and fire man, some firefighter names I noticed: Chris cornball, Robbie ritten, Claudia wolf, Brooke Vincent, nathanael blake, fisher horn, Luigi Mario, bonsai lady, randy dandy, moosh attack, Kobe wade, Ariana Jackson, Danny Cameron and Monserrat Glover, Mario Mario. Also the names start over halfway through.

[@VoidEternal6644]

You don't have a chimney. Its not breaking and entering its Christmas.

[@mbesham95]

You are one of the funniest video creators, it's unreal

[@Ivvelis]

Ive never sent a video to my father faster.

[@Kiristovai]

The pillow one was absolutely amazing. You should try your hand at some more serious(ish) stuff!

[@SumDonkuss]

First skit seems really similar to the Wizards with Gun skit about “who shat my pants”

[@chadprinceton6475]

When my dad comes home after picking up the milk, I will definitely show him these.

[@Keller5327LV]

Oh man, you're like a month too late. Buried the guy Sept 26th.

[@saucebabiess]

If my dad wasn’t dead, I would definitely send these jokes to him

[@pysz6748]

Same.

[@somethingclever4297]

Just place a phone near his remains. Send the video to the phone. And his ghost reply. It's a very simple trick.

[@MisfitsFosterAcademy]

I could, but repairing our relationship is so finicky that sending him the wrong brand of comedy would set me back. 😓

[@emilybelzer5773]

Saaaame

[@emilybelzer5773]

​@@somethingclever4297 I like to think that it's like it says in the Bible; wherever two or three of you appreciate bad jokes, there am I with you

[@sambobsam]

The scheme sounds so reasonable. I mean, the pharo, guys... The pharo...

[@tremeloandtriplets]

wizard with guns did the who pooped my pants skit 3 years ago

[@coreysimmons4519]

That last one was pretty predictable pretty quickly but amazing

[@mider-spanman5577]

7:18 well in all fairness he did tell him to be straight.

[@no2475]

Lmao these were great, amazing work!

[@AnnasMusicStuff-v9z]

Hilarious! 🤠😂🤣🤣 esp Firefights and Pinocchio & Pee lol

[@Mach10X]

These are great, love you Matt!

[@karol8525]

I'm also afraid of change. Just pay with phone or card.

[@animeAJproductions]

My stomach is sick. BLARGH! 🏴‍☠

[@J0ECRAWF15H]

the Pyramids were the first Pyramid scheme. genius.

[@zuerock4854]

My son is 2, so I'm sending this to myself on his behalf

[@stekl0v]

If my dad wasn’t pathetic alcoholic, who tried to sue me and get half of the house - I would send him this funny video of jokes.

[@dreimar1796]

the pyramid scheme LOL

[@wellimagamer8848]

the question is WHO PEED MY PANTS!!??

[@mrme1821]

Paused the fireman list... Mario Mario Luigi Mario

[@oswaldcobblebot]

"It's my consciousness!"

[@TheMaxFusionGaming]

I should get one of those

[@Your_dear_friend9999]

If my dad can understand english, i would definitely send these jokes to him

[@Justin_Riddle]

8:00 If Pinocchio became a real boy, then what part of his body would extend if he told a lie? All answers welcome.

[@Sraye]

Next - do one between Luke and Anakin.

[@joe-skeen]

I was expecting dad jokes... These are definitely a grade above dad jokes

[@KevinVBC]

This is def inspired by the guys that made a detective looking for who shit his pants

[@Sevenigma777]

I sent this video to my dad and he *died* of laughter! So now my dad is dead, do you have any jokes I can send to my dad's funeral?

[@brennanlundgren]

Lol my stomach is sick

[@SoonGone]

Pinocchio 😂

[@wellgaroa]

how is boblin doing?

[@Jiamil]

Got no Dad to send this to. Died of cancer. Where should I send it?

[@SirJohnGoodman]

He didn't get it

[@CHESShireCat]

Yeah this isn’t my dad’s sense of humor. But I will enjoy it instead.

[@protalghulnist4126]

5:00

[@TalakDroma]

I hate my dad only thing I send is hate. He left did not come back when mom got sick and died and now I have the same genetic disease and he is still in Florida. I will share with fiends.

[@SatoXian]

😂

[@DarthCoyster]

A+

[@bobthedragon2105]

Hi

[@yetanothermetaname1118]

100th like!!!

[@EisensteinPrime]

Damn I came early.

[@Corusame]

🤨

[@Manhandle730]

Your wife already told us. You should work on that man, she was ticked off!!!

[@Umwhatthesigm]

4th