Unrealistic fanfiction 0/10

this trend is so stup*d

Imagine giving Harvey truffle oil when you could have given him coffee instead.

Ya know.. You aren't far off. :P

YUUUUUUP!

LMAO! Oh gosh, that was brilliant. Also, I hate change.

Eeyup. They treat bus and train routes like businesses and whinge about them not being profitable, while completely ignoring the expense of constantly maintaining roads that don't make a single dime.

For people who wanna know the easy answer Its seen as an honorless move from both sides sith and jedis Done.

You could also just duck, since the arms are closer to the head instead of the legs, so the person on the high ground can’t reach you

Lmao!

I am the king and youre just a pawn whos got the high ground now obi wan?

This is something that is done in legends.

All you would have to do is force his shoes...

Well its still mystical it just happens that midichlorians are basically receivers of the cosmic or spiritual side of the force. If you feel like destroying the middle man to achieve true force symbiosis than you are not the first one to think of that. Darth plagues thought like that.

Ben: What should I do? Anakin: Tell her how much you don't like sand, it worked for me.

upper ground is only useful if you need strength to wield a heavy weapon (as you don't have to wield it so high (which is tiring)), and your strength adds to the damage (a sword swing will increase damage the longer the swing is so an attack from a higher ground would have greater swing than from a lower ground). Neither happens with a light saber, as it is a very lightweight weapon (as all the weight is in the handle), and the damage comes from the laser, not the strength of user. Those two points also indicate that if lightsabers were real, jedis would more likely fight in a fencing style, rather than medieval style. That's not even considering the jedi telekinesis power. Since jedis can use telekinesis, the best strategy for fighting would be to carry multiple tiny lightsabers, throw them in the air, control it to form a sphere of lightsabers all around the target, and then make them all attack the enemy at the same time like arrows, thus impossibilitating him from defending all directions, and killing him. If you think that would take too much concentration power, at the very least, fighting with one lightsaber using arms, and having another attacking from the back of the target using telekinesis seems very doable, and almost as useful. But getting back to the uselessness of higher ground: the fighter below has the range advantage. They'll look like this fighting: 0 I\ I \ 0 I --------I I I which means the lightsaber of the user on the bottom can reach the enemy before the top lighsaber can reach the enemy below. That gets to another issue: lightsaber lengths: why don't they use massively long lightsabers? It's dumb for them all to use standard lengths. Specially for siths, and specially for inhuman larger creatures. Star wars, just like harry potter isn't really scifi, but fantasy for people who want to imagine themselves being special and powerful.

Dooku: Liar liar pants on fire! Palpatine: SNITCH!

so which is it Midichlorian or Mitochondria?

QuiGon: I might have miscalculated that mischievous side of Anakin! or do i (grin*)

the second i saw Anakin burning i went "you where saying"

Forget the joke at the end This scene could be a real one

Pythagorean theorem

The Bane Trilogy explained why “simply turning it off” doesn’t work. When training with Ka’sim, a Sith blademaster, bane learns how to cast an invisible forcefield that blocks low intensity Force powers. He trained bane to fight with memorized forms so that his muscles could do the work mindlessly. This left the brain free to think, process, and focus enough to use the Force. Basically he throws up a passive barrier called a Force Wall. People of intense enough powers can break through of course, as the Son was able to casually break Anakin and Obiwan’s barriers literally turning off their lightsabers. See the Mortis arc in Clone Wars.

This is the Forbidden technique

Just like a Paplpatine to start a legacy through deception and a lie. 😂

Hiii

What if you turn their lightsaber off during combat

Actually an ilegal lightsaber maneuver frowned upon by even the sith

Lmao the consequences of thy actions

HA, perfect ending!

haha No Jeff, that isn't debatable.

HA! Awesome.

Love the voicing. Sounds straight out of the 2002 animated clone wars

“I would win” Does he forget that a force user can pull rocks from the ground itself?

¡Mas moss!

"still works" 😂

I like how the assumption of this whole series is that the reason you can’t turn your lightsaber off mid-combat is because it’s mean, not because your opponent will just stab you.

How are these done?

It is an abandoned trademark, let their (ghost) lawyers call her lawyers.

Guys, I fought someone on the low ground. And it doesn't work, I repeat it doesn't work. Tried attacking him, but I got of balance, and now there is a hole on my leg.

Technoblade: "i beg to differ"

Technoblade beg the differ

"try" you say? yoda would be disappointed

It's so funny when he says Grandpa

Why didn't Anakin didn't just use the force to trip Kenobi by pulling his leg?

I've never minded Midichlorians. People say it destroys the mysticism of the force, and I agree, but honestly I like that. The one complaint I don't agree with is that they're a DBZ-style Power Level, where having the highest number automatically makes you the strongest; the "midichlorian count" thing isn't an active power level, it's a measure of natural potential. I've been doing martial arts for a few decades now, and taught my own classes for about 6 years in there. I think any martial artist would tell you that some people just "have it". They take to things immediately, like they were born for it. And any martial artist would tell you that if you don't have the drive to make good on that potential, it means nothing. I've seen the most gifted students just stay "good", while other students who train through a struggle---even if it takes them longer to master something---pass them by and become amazing. When I hear the midichlorian thing, I just go back to that. Potential doesn't make you great. Wanting to be great, and being truly willing to make that happen, makes you great.

Wtf is this shitty as bullshit.

I went from two hearts to four after giving Maru califlower on her birthday

Wait then technoblade was a padawan ONCE!!!😮😮😮

Well, Vesemir did actually gave mutagens to Ciri in the books, however they were only weak mushrooms that promoted her physical development and nothing serious - more like gym supplements. He wondered about making her go through entire process and even asked Triss about it, but Triss was worried that those mushrooms, beside their hallucinogenic qualities, could stomp Ciri's development as a woman, so he stopped.