Best of Joey Diaz & Theo Von - Part 1

Please Subscribe! Funniest moments between Joey Diaz and Theo Von on each other's podcasts. Part 1. Clips are taken from multiple episodes of This Past Weekend and The Church of What's Happening Now.
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[@emilioworks2719]

"I thought he was a peppermint hunter, ya know, a little tender..." Is still the funniest and most random way I've heard someone call someone else gay lmao

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Or the one about Lee: "Hes a little prison ham, that boy!!"

[@isaacbline5861]

Around the holidays

[@Myllypelle]

Didn't hear the peppermint hunter or tender thing

[@beardywally]

Hahahahahahahaha

[@Jan_von_S]

It's funny yet NOT condescending.

[@dennisantonello8677]

Possibly the two most naturally funny people alive.

[@treyferguson2965]

I will 110 percent agree with that. Will Farrell and Mark Wahlberg are the only 2 other people i can think of that come close in the 32 seconds I thought about it. Bobby Lee, only on tiger belly, or the church. Is another person, along with Alex Jones, are the only people that can make me crack up at night beside the wife and I'm trying not to wake her up with ear buds in, the only people that can make me laugh enough to wake her up. Over saying, " when I do coke and drink tequila, I get dirtyyyyy dawg, sticking bats up a chicks ass with dirty feet dirty" like joey diaz does. He is the funniest man alive. Just his mannerisms, voice, laugh, is funny, much less a story or him telling a joke. I laugh way harder at these people's stories then the stand up they do. Being a good story teller will get you a long way I'm the comedy game I think.

[@wolf_da_king-5137]

funniest people discovered.

[@nicksam305]

Why are they not that rich and famous then?

[@amphibmarine8186]

@@nicksam305 Because most of Hollywood is full of peppermint hunters, a little tender for their humor.

[@kyranscott8790]

@@treyferguson2965 Mark Wahlberg…😐

[@variaxi935]

"They're not in prison cuz they know how to hold back..." LMAO Lee is a goddamn genius

[@davidec.4021]

YES lmaoo he has some amazing lines when he manages to articulate. Can’t not love the man

[@kevd0g]

@@davidec.4021it amazes me how Lee can come up with a banger 1000 milligrams deep

[@davidec.4021]

@@kevd0g the “I’m finding out with you” is an all timer imo

[@cmcbride17]

"In Gary Indiana, you're an 8!"😂🤣😂🤣

[@abrahamcardenas13]

Joey: “we ain’t talking about incest.” Then proceeds to talk about it hahahaha

[@antoniof5794]

Lee saying “they’re not in prison because they know how to hold back” is underrated and hilarious 😂

[@SkyBabyBoom]

Theo and Joey connect on such a deep comedic level.

[@kadfriesen]

Theo is really just a southern version of Joey.

[@MrDnbForLife]

@Alan Cooper this is accurate, Joey is actually smart whereas Theo is fucking brain dead like Karl

[@santana9434]

@@MrDnbForLife U think theo is dumb? 😂

[@robertluengas513]

@@santana9434 He’s a College Graduate, so he’s probably not dumb.

[@_.-_Crimpy-_..-.]

@@santana9434 He ain’t dumb. He’s just intentionally goofy as fuck, and it’s great.

[@GrimChiefer]

@@MrDnbForLife Theo is actually smart asf tho 😭 he’s just goofy asf

[@nilsjonsson1938]

”Around the Holidays brah” im fkn dead

[@CezaMVO]

Theo is my favorite comedian of all time. There is no one like him. He's going to be a legend one day.

[@BrianCheng24]

Already a legend

[@Therileyrileyriley]

We meet again ceza

[@collinwright1237]

1 yr later brothers Theo blew up even more 🤣🤣

[@FranciscoCVale]

Him , Joey diaz, andrew schulz and bobby lee fucking legends

[@Mari000]

Funny

[@JR-lz1jr]

5:45 “One star” 😭😭😭😭😭

[@spencific]

Glad you posted this. Lee deserved some recognition. 😂

[@moeski17]

Lee saying "Why'd you just farted on me.. god dammit" at 2:28 was such a Morty thing to say 😂😂 I'm crying man

[@ActsOfCaedis]

“I wanna be a crip” “then go shoot up a dennys” 😂😂

[@_ventolin__]

dude imagine how good it must feel to make joey laugh

[@GTM_DA]

3:05 a prison ham 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I’m crying my eyes out

[@mindgames50]

Love how Diaz starts talking in a low tone almost whispering as if he’s telling you some secret insider info. 😂 and it’s always just raunchy as hell😂

[@RussUSSR3-6-9]

"treat your snout to some of that booty pasta" - Theo lol

[@alfiefairman1951]

Now this is the one I’ve been hoping for

[@RajBeats]

Joey's story about doing acid with his wife and messing with her is incredible lmao

[@teebone25]

I hope nobody missed the " *one star* "😂😂😂

[@damondriver6363]

"Horrible experience. Dad came in, got shot up and killed to death. Would not recommend to fathers and people with fathers. Will eat here again though"

[@miketrujillo3677]

I respect that guy cuz I would have repeated it like 5 times

[@treydavis-ko2np]

Joey- "this conversation is getting creepy right here already" 😂😂

[@TTLYLOGANT]

Bro coco fucking with his wife on acid has me in tears!!! “Don’t you gotta pick up your father from the airport”

[@JoeSmith-lr3fo]

Thank you joke WRLD. I had a rough day at work and nothing kills the blues like uncle joey, Theo and this blunt that's gonna make me see the 😈

[@allanconnor8435]

Amen 🚬

[@amercya2953]

"in gary indiana youre a female 8" Im fucking dying omg

[@SM-po9wf]

All of Theos appearances on the Church were gold. The one they do shrooms is one of the funniest podcast episodes ever.

[@mmageek]

It takes a lot for Lee to say “one star” for any restaurant.

[@devinsilva2102]

Whoever made these Joey diaz and Theo von compilations are the goat. They have the best stories haah

[@woahnut]

“I never studied that language” gotta be one of my favorite joey clips of all time😭

[@LUXXY1984]

Theo " Ill let ya hang off my dick, like a fucking mountain cat " ahahahahahahahaha GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@TippRapidd]

6:56 man the sounds lee can produce high is amazing

[@BrotherCam]

Dude Joey with the Denny's clip 🤣😂🤣🤣 "I wanna become a crip" "Okay, then shoot up a Denny's" and Joey talking about her female friend getting on in the head oh my gosh I was DYING 😂😂🤣🤣

[@rishab.g5786]

"stay awake and watch my money go by" lmfao how does he come up with these on the spot

[@talkingfireplays5886]

Cocos face at 4:00 got me cryin

[@ernestomarquez4972]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@austinhall3937]

5:43 I thought Lee said "worldstar" and I lost it

[@BamBam-er6hp]

Theo to me is the irl Joe dirt, the man has stories, that all make you scratch your head but at the end it always makes sense.

[@gabrieldosmundos9948]

Oh shit, yes

[@jamesthemadeley]

2:39 that boy over there a little... Lawrence? hahaha

[@indridcold1206]

😆😂🤣 the random shit that Theo comes out with. If laughter is good for your health you'd be in tip top shape kicking round with Theo lol.

[@inksmith3019]

I started to laugh my ass off 30 seconds in 😂

[@bransontv]

“I wanna be a crip” “well, go shoot up a dennys”😂😂😂😂😂

[@oliviasienna-p9711]

When Joey said Lee should go into prison to sit on prisoners laps is something I laugh at on my own head weekly. And "Mug his dick" "what does that even mean!?"

[@brianramirez8255]

Joey Diaz and Theo hyperbole central and I love it.

[@Pvkasz]

2:17 Theo turned on apreaciating to 2:33 destroying real fast there 😂😂😂

[@MaliJay323]

Lees a Cascarone fucking killed me 😂😂😂

[@oisinvg]

4:35 her GPS is the Lord😂😂😂😂

[@iamneevy]

6:43 this man never had a salad in his life

[@antisocialbushcraft]

He used to be two times bigger

[@jasonandniko164]

I feel like every person who talks with joey in the podcasts, try so hard to talk and deliver jokes and tell stories like him but just can't lol uncle Joey has a gift 🤣

[@jeffbridges6579]

That's a swinging Denny's - only joey Diaz

[@MattH-wg7ou]

"$600 a night, I couldnt even sleep, I'll just sit up and watch the money go by!"

[@jessestinson9252]

You could spend 40 minutes just turning on all the lights lol

[@HughJastle]

“1 star” 😂

[@deepwoodmotte4136]

nobody can make theo laugh, like joey can

[@michaelsolis72]

that fly bit killed me. Ive never laughed so hard 11:41

[@emansfield2017]

Joey delivered that so god damn well 🤣

[@larrymcjones]

The Theo von mushroom guesting on the church introduced me to the guy and I’ve been hooked ever since

[@daparks7055]

When Uncle Joey gets sick he sounds like Coach O 😂😂

[@sergiotrevino8876]

"I put it in my little drug pocket" 😂

[@jamessones4044]

What I like about Theo is despite his issues,he has the ability to laugh.

[@jackbicknell4711]

Everyone has issues but if you can laugh like theo does you can be sure you are fundamentally healthy.

[@shatterlord4942]

@@jackbicknell4711 believe me my friend this is so wrong

[@jackbicknell4711]

@@shatterlord4942 True laughter springs from joy and joy is the wellspring of health my friend. Tell me why you think I'm wrong

[@shatterlord4942]

@@jackbicknell4711 Well not 100% wrong but personnally i laugh a lot and im real far from being fundamently healthy just personal experiences

[@jackbicknell4711]

@@shatterlord4942 Depends on what you mean by fundamentally healthy. Being fundamentally healthy, at least in my book, does not consist in having no problems, but in having the strength born of the joy of health, to instintively combat them. Laughter - and joy - reflects a deep friendliness with the world, no matter how much suffering it may bring. If you can laugh, you can bet that you still possess strength - that's my point.

[@anaya51]

How about a best of Lee Syatt???? That would be amazing

[@YoureWokeYoureBroke]

lee is lowkey hilarious lmfao "they're not in prison because they know how to hold back" and "1 star" hahahah

[@coolbreeze3793]

Hell na lmfao boring as hell and his about to cry voice. Terrible idea buzz kill.

[@YoureWokeYoureBroke]

@@coolbreeze3793 your mother is a buzz kill

[@Lost_Again_]

“Her GPS is the Lord”. 😂😂😂😂

[@walnut9736]

"Her GPS was the Lord"

[@kentsilva]

“Well you just farted on me!” 🤣

[@PaPaPOVEY]

Just crank out the Theo... Funniest man alive, IMO... OneLove

[@phantomfall3642]

The country concert joke had me on the floor

[@bigdawg4916]

These two would've met and been friends outside of being comedians in another life.

[@mattmiller7401]

10:35 Greatest laugh ever

[@Unknown-yv4vo]

I’ve never seen Theo laugh this much

[@pab1381]

Joeys look at 4:00 like his face was mimicking Alzheimer’s lol.

[@jasonw.9136]

Thxs unc & cuz!

[@dalehedgcoe44]

When your historically funny by accident 😭😂

[@th33399]

I come back to this at least once a month for therapy. The hurricane Katrina bit never fails to amuse me

[@bobjob6901]

Lee get compliment trys to return compliment "what are you gay?" Lmao

[@agenteagresivo]

It's my favorite part. I was dying

[@raygun26]

“I don’t wanna talk about incest on the church dawg”😂😂

[@parthavmody4875]

Around the holidays bruh…. 😂

[@nickstacey3066]

"he's a prison ham"

[@tom_shredz]

I’m prettt sure I’ve watched/listened to this around 10 times

[@jaysonbarry4284]

"You could spend 40 minutes just turning on all the lights!"

[@blakeidk7947]

A prison ham😃😃😃

[@quill444]

Joe Rogan: LSD + Spin Kick + Float Tank = _Faked Moon Landing_ . . . Theo Von: Liquid Death + Get That Hitter + Cuh Mawn, I'm *UPSTAIRS!* = _Daniel Found a Fur Snake_ . . . Joey Diaz: Reefer + Kitten Saved My Life + Stole Only One Shoe = _Just Shat in Your Yard, Dog_ . . . - j q t -

[@KazuYuuu]

There should be a show that just theorycrafts what would happen if all the people in Theo's stories met all the people in Joey's stories xD

[@christophermink6186]

When lee said 1 star I died.

[@mjgibbs131788]

“Git In There!” Hahahahah

[@sohamdas3488]

This is the real sh*t!!! Tremendous bruhhh

[@Angelwrites]

The Chris Farley painting! ❤

[@Monk.0-q7v]

My last 2 brain cells 😂😂

[@cartersbread1432]

2:06 has to be the funniest clip out there.

[@puertoricanboy100]

Lee should've been a voice actor by now.

[@kadenk.845]

3:38 lee sounds like Morty 😭😂

[@seankeady8928]

1:06 the funniest shit ever 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@BruceBlazeLee]

Joey & Theo is a god tier storytelling partnership

[@cristianmartinshow4523]

Tremendous keep em coming Love the CoCo

[@priski007]

2:25 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m fucken crying rn

[@allyxjayy]

I’m fucking wheezing my ass off. Help, I can’t stop laughing. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Kamikazedaydreams]

how much money we could make with Lee on the inside 😭

[@shoutz11373]

Dude they are the oddest pair ever. And the conversations are fucking gold. I thought they would be like oil and water

[@oddynuff666]

i love u legend

[@oll6531]

Theo is on another level. No one is even close

[@itsxix2810]

bro joeys face at 4:00 i:')

[@quinnrivers527]

Fucking love Theo's pants. They are so exxxtra!

[@priski007]

Shopping for peppermint 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wessyder112]

Bro theo is so awkward in this lmaooo

[@donniebrascowitz3305]

How lmao? Him and joe have top tier banter. Also In a few of these he was either high or tripping

[@ludoneverdie]

5:13 Joey kills me 😂

[@bonek350]

"Shopping for peppermint". hahaha! WTF!