Every Comedians Reaction to CEO Assassin

[@Edge1234101]

Shoutout to all my fellow bored stoners

[@MuddySalsa]

Yo.

[@greenleaftreefrog]

@@Edge1234101 woot

[@mariofuentes3429]

Lmao 😂this is me haha dudeeeeee nailed it (that’s what she said)

[@GregoryGrone-vb7qe]

I prefer to be referred to as a consumer of cannabis and related herbal medicines 💊

[@dmnddy]

no wayy lol

[@Jiu-JitsuJourney257]

Damn imagine getting murdered and having a compilation of comedians commenting on it lol

[@dg4293]

Imagine paying every month thinking you're protected in an emergency and this guy lines his pockets with your dying family member's surgery funds

[@KenTheSteak]

How would you know?

[@JesusRaves]

Gotta I feel bad for the family.

[@UncleDeadly1031]

@@dg4293Wait, he gets money for running the company you’re paying money to? Unthinkable.

[@georgeburns6512]

@@UncleDeadly1031why does he need millions and deny everyone’s coverage for life saving procedures? Stop with the bs man we get it. You love the taste of boot straps

[@DeepSweetSoulful]

Bill Burr with the best take, speaking the truth without shame. In a population of sell out, self preservation, sheeps, comedians are our voice of reason. If you didn't know, now you know.

[@psimonkane1]

what did he get at Starbucks? probably a trippleshot executive, i mean esspresso

[@unmqp]

I was bored ,stoned and this poped up much love

[@Sammbalam]

Popped? Tommy poped? Piped? Wth?

[@orosteevee3240]

Pope Francis put this in his algorithm personally ​@@Sammbalam

[@Alexander-i8q]

"Blah blah, chemo chemo CHEMO, i have no hair" ohhh dillon. 😂

[@mobucks555]

Jonah Hill, tear soaked as his pillow might already be, didn't deserve that from Rock. I mean the only thing we know about Jonah is how depressed he is. Talk about punching down....

[@annamayzing1723]

Yeah it exposed Rock as a money Zombie and a dumb ass dick.

[@kellenscott555]

Rock could’ve said Michael Cera and the joke would’ve landed the same. He said Jonah Hill for a reason

[@mobucks555]

@@kellenscott555 what reason? did he go to a diddy party or sumthin?

[@nullakjg767]

he can cry into his money or invest in his own body/face.

[@Nobody99998]

Thx for this joke wrld! Love your channel!

[@scottykonovalov4518]

Imagine, since COVID there's been the largest transfer of wealth from the middle and lower class to the upper class. And now finally someone does something and everybody loses their shit

[@riz7032]

Imagine he used the drive thru and got away 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@greenleaftreefrog]

When you hit a million subs I won't be surprised. This is a good channel. You do a good job.

[@RustyBlumpkins]

35% quality…65% wondering why he considers it content or comedy “news”.

[@sheridanhamilton5992]

Amen reverend

[@lilsand.]

@@RustyBlumpkins I'd like to see your math

[@Silkentwilight]

On God Bill Burr should run for president.

[@Sevenine88]

Bill Burr, John Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Jordan Klepper.

[@patricksullivan2322]

I thought it was Wario not knowing what Luigi was capable of

[@bigbadtrapalot.]

waluigi **

[@Mosedig]

well done comp!

[@greenleaftreefrog]

I feel like Joe list is the UHC ceo of stand-ups.

[@RustyBlumpkins]

Daaaaammmmn shots fired! I’d vote Bert, but I get what you’re saying.

[@greenleaftreefrog]

@@RustyBlumpkins that was totally my second choice

[@Ryan-lx3ki]

Both are, relative to their peers, underpaid for how much they kill… but fr List will have security as soon as (if ever) he reaches any sort of fame or wealth.

[@RustyBlumpkins]

@@Ryan-lx3ki Bert’s underpaid, and kills?

[@mikep6483]

Joe List is on fire!

[@therockbottom5256]

I wasn’t bored, but I *was* stoned.

[@Lo-qd3fv]

46:40 soder is HYSTERICAL 😂😭

[@joshsegg2814]

Making this video must have been.. nuts to butts everytime you think your done 9 more come out!! I commend you good sir great video!

[@ScrimScram]

Laughed the hardest at Fitzdog

[@ks5553]

Why is Josh Johnson all of the sudden popping up in my feed every day like he's the new Chappelle? Did he pay youtube or something? Cause I can't seem to find a single punchline. Easy observations and some decent timing can get you pretty far. But how is he like the new Matt rife or whatever? I'm not being a hater here lol. I'm sure he's great and will get better in time. I would actually like to know if someone has some insight because I've never heard of him before like 2 weeks ago, and now he's popping up in my algo like 3x a day. Did he get sued by Canada or have a sex tape go viral or what? What am I and my 30 years of comedy missing with this kid?

[@Sevenine88]

Same! Out of nowhere!

[@dabiff6587]

god damn joe list KILLED 😂

[@zethhudson]

shouts out giving my boy colum some screen time

[@Shayquaza]

Fitzdawg caught me off guard 😂

[@dpclerks09]

Bcuz the cunt "identified" as a Christian, instead of ACTUALLY TRYING to be Christ-like, within reason.

[@BombDog_]

35:00 Dan Soder saying going to be like the bachelor in prison would be a hilarious skit.

[@oscarcaceres666]

Bill Burr can unite the country

[@jenniferdennis6465]

Yes

[@Gengar0x]

Such a dope video

[@believeincez]

“Run with that if you’re Dunkin’” I don’t think Sam knows what he did there

[@jzwadlo]

nice to see every comedien ate from the same 3 jokes

[@guy8029]

Rogan looking like Epstein in the thumbnail

[@here7036]

Great vid J Dubs

[@FishNFreshWater]

1:02:51 what a jerk thing to say

[@udippatel6147]

schulz realizing a bit and capitalizing: 18:30 -- you can hate him, but that smirk + eye dart lets you know he's a comic lol

[@rickeykoga2312]

Stop glazing 😅🤦‍♂️

[@udippatel6147]

@@rickeykoga2312 Schulz is not a genius, but he is quick

[@dpclerks09]

@@udippatel6147 So is every methhead you encounter on the sidewalk. A hack's a hack, and Andy Shitz is about as wHACK as it gets, unless you didn't grow up with friends during 8th grade lunch period. Did I mention how esspensiff my sneekerz are, sunnn>!?!?!? Que lil' brownie wit da laff track FUR DA CULTURE! I GROWS UP IN ALFABET CITY, SO MINE'S IS JUST AS HARD IN THE SKREETZ AS YOU'S GUYS'S!

[@dg4293]

​@@udippatel6147he doesn't need to be a genius or quick he needs to be funny and likeable

[@eratocamusic]

I have no idea who half these people are.

[@botシCodm]

10:00 actually I see people with laptops all the time. And yes, a lot of people use the wifi also. Sorry to bust your bubble. ❤

[@robin3]

mcdonalds are basically homeless shelters. they stink and people are passed out on the tables. i would never sit and eat there, nevermind get my laptop out and work. he does have a point.

[@sunnyj210]

​@@robin3wow ur city's homeless ppl must be real pieces of shit! Bc My husband and I are homeless. We go into McDonald's frequently along with a lot of other local bums but none of us use it as a shelter so definitely never seen anyone sleep on a table or floor. Usually it's just to catch a quick break from the freezing temps or to use a bathroom that's inside. Also if it ever smelled in there, it wasn't those stinky homeless ppl.

[@boxob093]

@@robin3 can confirm, i slept at mcdonalds when I was homeless lmfao

[@sunnyj210]

10:00 I'm homeless & our McyDs is super chill about us bums hanging out, using their heat & bathrooms. My husband & i go in there several days a wk & we are both always on tablets. And I'd say theres at least 1 non-phone device being used on about 50% of the other tables.

[@joec6108]

Next time you go in there ask for a job

[@TheWeeMan1990]

How u homeless but have a smart phone and internet access u have u priorities all fucked up 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sheridanhamilton5992]

Blessed be Jokewrld, chronicler of comedy, resplendent eternal in the shining light of the Algorithm

[@dpclerks09]

Praise Hosanna in The Highest! Praise Rang in the Most Holy!

[@joshsegg2814]

32:50 best line by far by Matt of all people!😂

[@BillyEvers]

He clearly went to McDonald’s to follow up on the CEOs claim that the snack wrap was coming back

[@dehvun7]

1 minute in and chris rock already has me clapping😂

[@justinroser6833]

Bill Burr spitting facts like usual

[@morguedeadline296]

3:35 yooo damn idk if that’s a joke but that’s a shitty thing to say. selfishness is a characteristic trait you can change if you so choose to. It’s a war, because medical care in the U.S is way too expensive and people are broke.

[@Luftkenza]

If you couldn’t tell that obvious sarcasm you…. are incredibly special.

[@Nerdybit]

KZbin does NOT like the title! Lol drop the A word and make it something like "The CEO pew pew" you'll get the views you deserve. (or just use his name Luigi)

[@FangMania9898]

Jonah hill caught the strays ...😂

[@Likwidfox]

I bet most comedians had the same response as Toby. What is "Health Care" insurance? Is that a thing people do?

[@matthewbusby1172]

all 250?

[@jenniferdennis6465]

1:06 BANG BANG 🤣

[@pwr2al4]

Too bad so sad

[@bobbyrandomguy1489]

Seeing Stavros with hassan is really disappointing. Damn.

[@botシCodm]

Imagine that

[@HughTheDukeGlass]

yesss🙏

[@believeincez]

Jeselnik has been a let down recently

[@TheWeeMan1990]

What’s the difference between an assassin and a murderer cause everyone is calling him assassin but they never call anyone an assassin when they shout each other so how do u become an assassin 😂😂😂😂😂

[@APolishPlayer]

I dont like jews talking about how Christians should act. Aka the dude at 15:00

[@ChristelVinot]

what happened to chris rock's face? was he injured?

[@HaykInWonderland]

Will smith

[@asmrfan6543]

The part we don''t see of this surveillance clip is Thompson pulling a weapon on Luigi, 30 seconds prior. Luigi, then panicking and saying 'Mama Mia!', booted Thompson's gun down the sidewalk. Thompson, in stern CEO style, was walking back to get his weapon, only for Luigi to defend himself!

[@jenniferdennis6465]

Put me on the jury

[@jkbtv9838]

Second guy sounds like a copy of mark normands style

[@polluxtroy1310]

Free Luigi! He has brought so much awareness to our broken and corrupt healthcare system! He has a national treasure! ❤❤

[@LauraJonas-r1v]

Omg my cheeks hurt

[@galalnaji4234]

WHO’S A NEXT!?

[@beau-2222]

Leave Jonah Hill alone.

[@StephenMonroe-q9u]

i'm gay

[@rickeykoga2312]

We know

[@austinbaker8042]

Hasan? Comedian? That's crazy

[@BombDog_]

That dude got scape goated

[@lushrimbaughiii]

Once you realize Luigi is meth addict everything starts making sense

[@sheridanhamilton5992]

Once you start doing meth, everything makes sense:p

[@sheridanhamilton5992]

Once you start taking meth, everything makes sense:p

[@Ryan-lx3ki]

Couldn’t eat enough protein to be that jacked on meth though

[@kellenscott555]

Luigi went on what McKenna would call A Hero’s Journey

[@TravisRitchie-hv8ni]

Stick to the unwritten rules of baseball... clearly don't know shit about college football

[@patriciaonyango6531]

Glad

[@bigbadtrapalot.]

22:39 who is this weirdo

[@Sevenine88]

The funniest comedian on earth! Anthony Jeselnik

[@evannunsince9357]

Dudes bipolar or schitzo

[@jenniferdennis6465]

Fitz 😂

[@Mobutusese]

awesome

[@LeVraiBabaYaga]

21:33 ...yikes.. i know free speech is needed but at least.. you could use it for something better.. lol

[@dg4293]

He's right though.

[@jenniferdennis6465]

Pretty bold statement to film

[@polluxtroy1310]

I stand with Luigi! 🏴❤️

[@Jglivermr2]

THERE"S A CHICKEN BIG MAC!!!!!!!???????

[@trishcooley5810]

That caught my interest also!

[@cheesehead4209]

It wasn’t that good in my opinion. Very bland.

[@chaselepard]

Free Luigi!

[@WanderingExistence]

Let CEOs eat cake!

[@giggitygoo675]

70 views dude fell off

[@Ares78987]

Dude you and other idiots say the same jokes every time.

[@laure26]

It’s a Friday night before Christmas lmao people are having social lives outside

[@Not_a_smart_man]

@@laure26sounds gay

[@1croatoan]

​@@Not_a_smart_man So you're in? You know you wanna get that ass stretched boy.

[@russellb1176]

B.O.T.

[@ImDefNotFamous]

(Very funny comment)

[@JosiahMMA]

Chris Rock killed it 🔥

[@PlasticDorito]

Because you put Chris rocks annoying ass first I literally couldn’t watch the video.

[@DukeHagen-ik7ik]

First comment

[@LaurenLAWDAWGlockdown]

That's great. Remember not to flirt w JokeWRLD.

[@DukeHagen-ik7ik]

@@LaurenLAWDAWGlockdownwdym 😂

[@CatoTheAdopted]

Seeing Hasan's face is an immediate skip. That's another dude who'd get extra security if he's smart.