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[@lynettefarley537]

Brittany listen to me, I spent 4 decades with a man exactly like Jax, red corvette and all. We had 2 kids in the first 2years. I tried everything sweetheart. Lists, therapy, leaving him 2 times before the final exit at 65 years of age. Jax Will Never Change. You are in a trauma bond with a malignant narcissist and you can’t see it because you are brainwashed. The way Jax questioned your mothering, the sunscreen, interjecting himself at your expense is abhorrent. RUN Brittany and don’t look back. Go back home and go no contact. Jax will drag you back in every time. Dont waste you life trying to make him love you. He is incapable of love. Brittany you need therapy to help you through codependency and people pleasing. Don’t waste another minute. It always ends badly. ALWAYS.

[@5p4l2k7]

These old tv commercials and clips got me absolutely dieing!!! Core memories unlocked! 😂😂❤

[@valerieladeda]

Loved the Brock bit and your Aussie accent Joleen!

[@jamieyancey9473]

Omg I found my people!!! You're spot on, with everything!!! And hilarious, I'm so glad I watched this tonight cause, this just got every mark for me🥰 And brit said the frown was supposed to b healed by the time filming started but wasn't. My bf and I watch VPR and now The Valley, and we laugh everytime she is on screen, because we cannot unsee that she strongly resembles grumpy cat😅 No shade to her either, she's a beautiful woman, but she should hav stayed natural.

[@xtinamarie_333]

I agree on Brittany! Grumpy cat 😅 Jax has never been attracted to her! But he looks like a horse and acts like a jackass! Jax = Jackass 😅 Brittany has to deal with his hateful, angry ass for the rest of her life 😮 But, she picked him! ✌️🥀

[@Amyseekstruth]

Brock 4 way with kangaroo filming/ I had to laugh into my pillow. 😅

[@glee1274]

I always enjoy your recaps, can't wait for your Valley recaps!

[@jai_m28]

luv the recaps joleen! 💕

[@lyndakay8201]

Omg Joleen! You’re killing me! “It’s shake n bake and I helped” in the funniest Britney impersonation ever! I’m dying over here! 😂😅😂

[@lindsaychristine7179]

5:16 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 4eva. I wish I could burn this on a CD and blare it over n over. But wait this isn't 2005..😂

[@jodygirard2925]

SO glad Annamarie is not coming back! LOL! She did nothing to add to the show!

[@xtinamarie_333]

Well, she actually did! What she added was a bunch of hateful crap, that made nobody like her 😅 I'm glad she's gone too!!

[@Amyseekstruth]

Thanks! You keep me laughing!

[@JoleenLunzer]

😊😊 thank you Amy!

[@jodygirard2925]

Thanks!

[@JoleenLunzer]

Thank you Jody!!

[@_marketingwithstephanie]

I could actually use the cry hotline every now and then 😂

[@badm972]

You are so fricking hilarious!

[@lindsaychristine7179]

💀💀💀 @ NIP OUT TOGETHA! 😂 & post apocalyptical 😂😂😂

[@michellesykes9010]

It was announced today that Jesse and his wife are getting a divorce.

[@zammymynakersnackstbmoth]

Because of course. She's over it and embarassed.

[@michellesykes9010]

@@zammymynakersnackstbmoth I would be too!

[@jessiedickerson4555]

You are so funny!! 🎉😂

[@panayiota4904]

Jax cheating is one of life's few certainties.

[@nikki2272]

Joleen please recap the new Rachel goes rogue podcast, she’s dropping names!!!! 😅

[@violabeth]

“Deliverence, Valley style”

[@lindsaychristine7179]

Shout out to Randy Marsh ! One of my favorite SP episodes 😂

[@Animalsrights816]

All the naughty bravo entertainment let’s go

[@joking2512]

53:00 yes, agree with everything... stopped watching the Walking Dead shortly after Glenn died :(

[@jeaniearmenta493]

I wonder if the Kanye thing is a let's see how far we can go and wife is in some kind of contractual relationship with him. It brings to my mind Alex Baldwin wife Hillary posed as from Spain always using fake Spanish accent in interviews for years 😮 I bet they just loved pulling a fast 1 on us😅❤

[@crc5795]

“Oh yes- how do you say in English? Cucumber.” Hilarious Baldwin. Ok girl; you’re from Boston. 🙄

[@Sunshine134_]

Lala is a flip-flopping opportunist. Always sneaky.

[@conniecook7270]

🪱

[@heidiwaddell5721]

News flash, when you birth an infant you are playing house, once they begin walking and talking you become a parent, two totally different stages...

[@chelseabradley2118]

I think Jax and Kristen still hook up

[@heidiwaddell5721]

Bye Joleen, i wish youd come to the Knoxville Tennessee area and bring your neice to Gatlinburg, Dolly Partons home town, LOTS OF COOL THINGS FOR KIDS, THEY LOVE IT!!!

[@Sunshine134_]

She’s a one hit wonder! LMAO Joleen!!! 😂

[@marziehn]

The sad thing is that people awarded the women for standing together .

[@michellesykes9010]

Britt’s mom wanted her to get the bigger tots.

[@lisabeaumont4049]

Joleen I am from Canada ❤ I love your recaps,etc I want to see your show - I will come to see you ❤️❤️please post where you will be and I will be there ❤❤❤

[@Amyseekstruth]

Annemarie and Carlton two women with foul energy.

[@christinedailey1725]

Whats wrong w Brittany's lower mouth? Mindless entertainment this show.. And Jax will b his own downfall. An hour i wont get bk. But now i no im not going to continue watching.

[@christinedailey1725]

P.S. ur rt Joleen throwing on a tee shirt n go n bra is better then huge boobs. Best thing I ever did was get brest reduction.

[@sherm123]

Oh my gosh! Still laughing at the Brock description, then came Brittney! You are great💋🤭

[@cindyleeger]

Hi, what did you say at 45:55? I rewound it 5 times and it sound like I hope is not Jewish. 😢

[@JoleenLunzer]

Oh no! I said I hope he’s not a douche.

[@heidiwaddell5721]

I wish Kristin would find a guy she isnt keeping up financially, i think its a control thing for her, shes independent and may not beloeve in the guy taking care if her..not sure why she does this...ill bet James was the only guy that paid for her..

[@marziehn]

What is wrong with Lala. Didn't she compare TS to her X?

[@heidiwaddell5721]

A bar was the very last thing Jax needed, danger!! He will go back to the same ole Jax, hooking up with muktiple women, its just that environment..Britt shoukd have put her foot down on that endeavor

[@heidiwaddell5721]

Not to defend Jax but I think hes trying to say that Kristin really has no maternal instincts, which i msy agree...Brittany being frim the south could take care of three keds by herself...kristin needs a dog first

[@elizabethlander2411]

I'm not sad that Annemarie is not coming back. She annoyed the s*** out of me.

[@questionmark6]

This intro

[@salcos]

Annemarie did not get a fair shot. Most of her story line was edited out. They should have fired Crystal instead.

[@xtinamarie_333]

Good, she sucked 😂

[@JillChristineSc13]

Thank you for the recap. I’m not watching these women screw a great opportunity to represent better.

[@nicolab4996]

Jesus Christ he has aged a lot worse than Miley Cyrus .😮