Jon Lajoie's Kickstarter

[@jonlajoie]

We did it! Thank you all for your generosity and selflessness. But friends, there is no limit to how rich I can be, seriously, the wealth gap between us has no boundaries. Keep pledging!

[@fonniefarkles7770]

Hope you're still way richer than us stupid poor people, stupid poor people. I can't even afford food!

[@goprodog4304]

@@fonniefarkles7770 I'd still donate to Sir Lajoie.

[@vicentejouclas2518]

Once in Canada, visiting the house-museum of one of Toronto's first mayors; At the exit of a beautiful bourgeois house, there was a sign saying that the family had 2 cooks, 3 servants for table services, 2 do everything and 1 fireman! In addition, 3 gardeners and stable guards and cars. _ So, said the sign, they had an elegant life_ It's a way of living dreaming!

[@ludeo9718]

It was great meeting you.

[@gustavohermandio1440]

love you tom !

[@mataznuiz]

He is now super rich, which is why he does not post anymore; he isn't talking to us gross poor people :'(

[@Putriyl]

jonathan hussain L0L, yes you are.

[@suckerpunched352]

jonathan hussain 5 foodstamps a week is all you broke bitch get

[@trimcatchris]

Heaven Seeker $15 a week huh? times are hard i guess

[@trimcatchris]

Heaven Seeker why are you bragging about your dads income?

[@mataznuiz]

m8 1v1 me bro

[@Arizona_Ranger]

this guy was always 5-10 years ahead of time

[@stringercorrales6627]

Why does everyone keep saying this? He is was mocking all the sleaziness black rappers got rich and famous off of in the 2000s.

[@ensoniq2k]

@@stringercorrales6627 at least the sponsor message was totally on point how KZbin today works. Was nowhere to be seen back in 2013.

[@gustavohermandio1440]

@@stringercorrales6627 streamers nowadays are basically doing what he was turning into comedy 9 years ago. cant you see how hes ahead af ?

[@ichijofestival2576]

@@gustavohermandio1440 He's obsessing over "black rappers" instead of *everyone else* getting into crowd-funding. Best to not probe the depths of his ignorance. You'll get lost.

[@BoyProdigyBaby]

he still is

[@jonlajoie]

5 billion dollars! Please keep it coming! Concentrated wealth is good for everyone... who is able to concentrate it for themselves.

[@user-ur5yg3cx8t]

no reply why ?

@@user-ur5yg3cx8t why not

[@SupplyPenguin]

its seems almost 600 people don't comprehend sarcasm

[@minartson]

Or just have different sense of humor.

[@RikajMiVena]

***** or just don't fucking understand the sarcasm... 602 sheldon coopers... god damn it -_-

[@minartson]

TV Vašek Or just different sense of humor which is more likely.

[@SupplyPenguin]

***** if it was different sense of humor they most likely wouldn't get offended by the obviously sarcastic ignorant things he said and then go out of their way to dis like a video

[@Bangtavious]

***** A sense of humor has nothing to do with understanding sarcasm. Phizo HD was saying that they couldn't comprehend sarcasm because people actually took this video seriously. For example, a lot of them thought he was seriously asking for $500 million. If they had "a different sense of humor" then they simply would've said something like "This isn't funny". Get educated, breh.

[@kovyiscool]

i've been saying LaJoy for 7 years... mind blown

[@afroize]

+kovyiscool I paused the video right after to see if i was the only one lol

[@rickyrachele6647]

haha same

[@wisemage0]

I was saying lajolee

[@Post.Lemone]

+wisemage0 i said lahoy

[@abby8441]

+kovyiscool Same I was like, La Joe E?

[@DrShaym]

Just come up with a scam for Kickstarter. That's what the solar roadways guys did.

[@ABetterWeapon]

+GdanteCO14, yes they're real. It doesn't mean they work.

[@ABetterWeapon]

+GdanteCO14, by the way, they don't.

[@shanek3453]

i fucking love how you rip idiot liberals apart

[@PrinceOfMediocrity]

I gave $10,000 and met him in person!!! Like for real! I swear!

[@Mr.Listener]

sure you did lol

[@Mr.Listener]

yea, hes gonna demand more money for tellin us

[@SalTheMehGuy]

I gave him $100,000...he punched me in the dick, and said "Thanks loser"...best money I ever spent.

[@Mr.Listener]

Oh i bet

[@michaelshefter7360]

fucking POS Liar!!!!! hahahaha im sooo serious

[@TheSwordfish009]

lol I thought his last name was pronounced as La-jOEy

[@kenkill5444]

Me too

[@Gunit935]

dude it's french

[@TheSwordfish009]

Георгий Майс Yea.. i can see that now

[@rubenva1258]

TheSwordfish009 he is canadian

[@kelseybackus9915]

Ikr.. I feel late

[@tiagobito]

'I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need...'

[@codymcclain2803]

Stupid poor people stupid poor people I have more money then you

[@aparicioj03]

Stupid poor people, stupid poor people. You cant even afford food!

[@Rafal_Wu]

@@aparicioj03 When I show women my money they want have sex with me

[@beamazed54]

@@Rafal_Wu And they always have orgasms because my penis is so big

[@RedRad1990]

@@codymcclain2803 That's when you realize your old idols are rotting in their capitalist bullsh*t comfort zone and you should have chosen someone else as your role model, you know, someone truthful and trustworthy that you can actually look up to, you know, like a wrestler for example

[@novacaneboy]

The ironic thing is, I'd genuinely give him money to make anything he wanted.

[@audiblenugz]

i pledged $10,000 or more and i now have permission to tell people i met him! yea i met him.

[@e.a.5330]

"stupid poor people, stupid poor people, i have more money than you!"

[@pas.calmxyz]

"stupid poor people, stupid poor people, you can't even afford food!"

[@darrenr49]

I take it by your lack of new videos Jon that your kickstarter went well...

[@slaughtz]

My $21,474,836.47 is yours.

[@Drinyo1]

can i have some

[@ZiggyZugzwang]

Adrian Ford u want some of this, bitch? :D

[@Drinyo1]

***** Yes please?

[@Ball4184]

Sir Lajoie, when are you going to make a movie?

[@Ball4184]

YOMINUSTV NO GOD. PLEASE NO. NO ADVERTISING. I went to your channel and disliked all of your videos; I don't care how good they are, attention whoring on people who actually worked their way up is not the way to do it. Get attention by being good, not by being an attention attracting douche.

[@gordomac10]

GameGenes sorry bro...but i need to watch this now

[@benmarlin5283]

GameGenes Your'e a bitch, this was obviously sarcasm.

[@Ball4184]

***** What was, my bitch?

[@Randomfunnycool]

GameGenes That was a terrible comeback. 1/10 wouldn't tell again.

[@jonlajoie]

Thank you so much for your generosity! I promise, this money will not be spent wisely, and you will get nothing in return for your investment.

[@TheRarook]

Best $10,000 I ever spent.

[@Korgannon]

me too i spend 100,000.000$ for jon... and really nice invest

[@Xemnas248]

@@Korgannon OHH you guys met him!? NICE! im so jealous T_T

[@Halotitan]

If he actually made this kickstarter, you know people would pay him lol. People funded a "help me make a potato salad," campaign.

[@jordancomfort1373]

Yup I would be up for it

[@LeafShade]

That campaign was actually extremely good value for money.

[@Hawkeye04300]

Cody Brightman If you go to the page it shows that $93 billion dollars were pledged of $500 million goal. I'm almost certain it's a joke, but that's still fucking funny.

[@Yabbaxoraz]

Hawkeye04300 It's a joke, you can pledge whatever sum of money you want. It doesn't actually cost you.

[@nowonmetube]

Wtf, with his *way too loud music* his description and his goals 😂😂 www.kickstarter.com/projects/zackdangerbrown/potato-salad?lang=de

[@bubblezthatdarnfool1191]

I wonder who's watching this in 2023?

[@Theburgerhole]

2024

[@Labyrinthian-]

"African Children pledged $21,474,836.00"

[@LoganWildey]

I am completely sold. Can I give you my car? All I need in return is the satisfaction that you are enjoying your journey to being SUPER rich at my expense. I hope that's not too much to ask.

[@nowonmetube]

Logan Wildey he would be grossed out by your car though

[@TheAdacus101]

Almost cried, that was a truly beautiful speech. Well done sir Lajoie, please, take my money

[@WrangleMcDangle]

I laughed so hard that I spit my Gatorade everywhere like triple h

[@MonstaFishKeeper]

lol the game

[@GMoney2022]

It's time to play the game😂😂😂

[@Teth47]

I kind of want this to be a real kickstarter, just to see how well it does...

[@boneygibbon]

Teth47 He got $94,530,041,723.95 (In fake money)

[@AndrewLoyal]

Predicted Kanye by 3 years, nice!

[@mrs.wrongsclassroom3464]

Andrew Loyal t

[@EspoVispo]

Yeet

[@fetamean]

I had to donate at least 10 million. Very charitable cause.

[@singami465]

I don't really see much difference between this and Anita Sarkeesian Kickstarter. Well, at least Jon is being honest.

[@StarHarvestOfficial]

Joe Momma Certainly that would cost about 150 thousand dollars right?

[@tximinoman]

This is not crytizing crowfunding and kickstarters as a concept but very rich and famous people (such as Zach Braff and Kristen Bell) asking for money to do projects when they already have the money. Anita didn't had the money, and you can criticize her as much as you want, but she asked for very little to do something many people wanted. I mean... she asked for only six thousand dollars while the guy who starred Scrubs for 9 fucking years asked for two million dollars.

[@SalvadorDali22]

***** She did, and got much more than she initially asked for. Then she added a donate-button to her homepage to get even more. And then she used video game footage from some let's play channels on youtube.

[@beastmode981]

Its not a real kickstarter go on the site you can put any amount but you cant actually send money

[@nowonmetube]

Tximino M just read about it... Man that sounds like a real scam!

[@labounti]

Jon needs to audition for SNL.

[@HellaDisjointed]

Or he could continue being funny.

[@labounti]

I like SNL but it needs help..... He could even go on as a writer, anything would help.

[@grantwallace1597]

Sixty-six billion and counting. Hes living the dream.

[@Arkiasis]

He's been donated the GDP of Lebanon.

[@TheSuperNESman]

I donated $10,000 so I could tell my friends I finally accomplished something by meeting you. Thank you Sir Lajoie I love you very much for this amazing opportunity.

[@its2sum]

$76,756,507,490.11 pledged

[@greedzeeya2120]

Your brutal honesty brings out the giver in me. 500 dollars!

[@andrewboynton4586]

liek if u cried

[@goandgetquickscoped]

I cried everytim

[@demiurge9342]

This guy is like common ancestor of FilthyFrank and iDubbbz

[@karolwysocki2419]

Mahmut D Tuncer I had exactly same thought

[@InfernoRow]

Mahmut D Tuncer don't ever disgrace Sir Lajoie like that ever again.

[@Ashvegian]

Fuck it. I'm signing up.

[@Jay122333]

Damn it! I was going to donate but his kickstarter page is gone. How disappointing. I really wanted that photograph of him burning a $50 bill on a jet ski!

[@cressentfresh]

**throws money at screen**

[@nowonmetube]

cressentfresh now I understand where Devolver Digital got the idea from (E3 2017)

[@colubrinedeucecreative]

Why aren't you running as Trump's Vice president?

[@gralha_]

+Christopher Harper (Colubrine Deuce) He's canadian

[@AchilleasTheOfficial]

+developedby Well there is a canadian Donald Trump too ...

[@vineetkaushik5044]

Because the puppet master hides behind the curtains.

[@Bardyy]

"Because what I do is way more important than all of those other things." Genius.

[@karaokeninja2136]

Funniest Man in the world.

[@frodobaggins6450]

100 billion dollar by now. imagine he sues all of us for the money we donated.

[@hellterminator]

So… Have I told y'all about the time I met Jon?

[@callmejeff5136]

Well at least he is honest about his intentions I think I could get behind this

[@knightwing5169]

It took me a little while for me to realize that this is satire and not an actual Kickstarter campaign.

[@GinHindew110]

Obviously you are so poor you can't even afford to buy some common sense

[@knightwing5169]

GinHindew110 I don't participate in Kickstarter campaigns. I just kind of assumed that Lajoie was the kind of person who would set up a Kickstarter for something.

[@NightTarja2]

Why does this feel like an ad for Taco Corp?

[@jessekruger1828]

Well, after watching this video again. i realized he lived up to his word "i promise once i'm super rich i will never lower myself to talking to you gross poor people again." he must have become super rich!

[@Wiizl]

Well he made 107 billion on his kickstarter...

[@masterswordgamer2154]

He even seems like Taco in real life

[@Squirrels1908]

Hey everyone i met jon lajoie

[@РуменАнгелов-ф1т]

And his bodyguards beat the s*it out of you, because you don't refer him as Sir Lajoi?

[@manginaliker]

Румен Ангелов And then beat the shit out of you because you spelled Sir Lajoie's name wrong. Ew.

[@sydneyhanson]

I finally know how to say your last name!

[@jair7231]

"Have your rake and eat it too!" what the hell

[@TheCatMash]

$91,086,586,911.60 pledged this isnt right right? like he doesnt even have that many subs or views right this is fake right?

[@gokubadgoku]

He's like taco

[@SkrubsTheNeko]

He is taco

[@jakubkrcma]

This is just so funny. :-)))) Lovely idea.

[@unfa00]

Nooooooo! Jon said his name! The Internet has ended!

[@hermaeusmora2945]

Over a million views for a joke Daniel Tosh already did...wow.

[@JG-yk6ny]

This is from may 2013...

[@hermaeusmora2945]

Jason Guffey So? Tosh's "world's first trillionaire" Kickstarter was 2012...

[@DeathBlazeProduction]

Yes, but Jon is far superior to Tosh.

[@hermaeusmora2945]

DementedInsomnia yeah that's why Tosh is far more famous, far more rich, and has a TV show that's been on the air for like 6 years

[@hermaeusmora2945]

***** Using logic isn't kissing ass fuck stick.

[@b152349]

what a good guy

[@ectothermic]

This comments section is amazing. The video is pretty great too. I can't Like it enough so I'll favourite it and the next time Google fucks up I can Like it again.

[@kaeleb666]

Don't you have a lynchpin or something you should be dealing with? Why are you on youtube?

[@ectothermic]

I have reasons!

[@Orf]

1:40 Let's face it...

[@thomasmiller254]

As a decorated war veteran, I approve this message.

[@northernontariosledderz]

We need this kind of content from you in 2020. I love your vids man still so funny 😂🤣🤣 p.s i hope your back isint still fucked from movimg that fridge. God bless !

[@gannicristian]

this guy reminds me of hank moody, but i dont know why :D

[@mojo3398]

if i don't eat for a month i guess i can give you some

[@vicentegutierrez4857]

I just put 20 Mexican pesos to his account I hope he doesn't burn that..

[@ChrisJamesWasTaken]

the best video ever

[@TheMrawesomegames]

It says his campaign has raised 87 billion on his website.

[@festusdingwand7301]

currently sitting at a pledge total of $111 billion dollars.

[@kelseybackus9915]

HOLD up.... That's how you say his last name... I was saying "La-Joey" .....

[@tylergallucci7355]

"Once i become super rich, i will never lower myself to talking to you gross poor people ever again. You have my word, thanks for listening." Haha im so done ! xD

[@glc670]

"If you donate 50 dollars, I will send you a personalized picture of me burning a 50 dollar bill while riding a jetski" lmao

[@RumchevStefan]

Because what I do is more important then all of other things "show my your genitals, genitals" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I fuckin died.

[@JoeFerris1]

Seems legit. He has my backing.

[@kalemitchell_-triumvirate-2507]

Funniest channel ever! The accuracy of American kick starters is A+ lol.

[@MrPredman]

Bitch please my life is great working in McDonalds :D

[@toolegittoquit9882]

Sir Lajoie, I would be my greatest honor to accompany you in your morning jet ski sessions everyday before 11:00 AM I donated $10 to help your charitable cause, which can't get me jack shit but it was worth a shot. Your probably like 1,056,779th biggest fan, Hans Solo

[@SeppyIosif]

A little late here, but I donated! The page still works.

[@agentzou]

"I am trying to raise $500 million dollars..." Lol I died laughing

[@henlolimbo5088]

Jonlajoie was already taken? Damn! I guess I'll name my kickstarter the Redskins! ;)

[@Fematika]

He's earned $99,596,461,901.76...

[@LvLocks1915]

+PiTau i dont think thats real lol

[@Fematika]

Yeah, I know.

[@mccoyrachel86]

+Fematika it says pledge not donate lol

[@mauriziocar4583]

srsly

[@ViceLibertyAndreas]

Sir Jon Lajoie, are you getting rich now because of the amount of people who watched this video?

[@daboiluy]

I have donated a whole dollar the the kick starter...You are welcome

[@Xnate13X]

I almost didn't click this video because everything you said in it is why I hate these types of video's, then I realized that it's probably fake and it's you tearing people apart, so I clicked it and that's exactly what it was, haha. :p

[@desigamer-al2839]

110billion dollars been pledged XD wtf

[@kiritoheartsong3608]

i sent 50$ six times to see if i would get 6 pics of him burning 50$ bills. still waiting for the pictures... i really am

[@gabenight7]

Omg such a noble cause helping the rich buy the stuff that poor people need for nothing in return.

[@Noschme]

so kickstater let someon collect money for a potato salad, but won't help you get super rich? buhh!

[@rinjhfsd]

I donated all my money to his cause! You should go and do the same. One day when he is the king.... he still won't care about that but it will make you feel a bit better by knowing that you contributed to this great and totally awesome cause.

[@thiccsombrero4874]

I don't care, I'm still pronouncing it "Jon Lu-Joey"

[@rachelstone3798]

People its a joke. Stop getting mad at him because he has a sense of humour. Get over yourself

[@SahkanISR]

How do i get you to watch my facebook page and say funny stuff about it ?

[@stelios621]

I guess you must be super rich for the past few months and that's why you stopped making vids

[@omgpiruletta]

it's like he was predicting what smosh did...

[@alekseylutsuk5835]

If u where a foreigner, u would think he's talking about something important.

[@FlairePancake]

What happened, Jon? Your house went into foreclosure

[@crookedspoon969]

Okok if you people cant understand that he is joking then hope for humanity is gone

[@ear4audio]

Seriously, are the rakes any good tho?

[@Matthias1990Swiss]

just great :D

[@shanek3453]

Every jag off on twitch and onlyfans, tik tok etc.

[@Beteljoose]

This is one of my favorite Lajoie videos. At least the non music video ones I mean. Every time I show this to friends or co-workers they always crack up. You're the man Jon!