Jones in the Fast Lane - brutalmoose

Ian seeks riches in Jones in the Fast Lane.
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[@Hugelag]

I want either a full version of "He's gonna make all the money, now" or a video based on the life of Sunglasses McGee with the song.

[@ShinySpinarak]

You can find it. It's called "Thought You Knew Me" by Guy Trevino and Friends.

[@Yoshi-bm9bm]

@@ShinySpinarak I have been waiting for someone to post the name of that song since the video came out. Thank you

[@ShinySpinarak]

@@Yoshi-bm9bm No worries friend. I love the same music Ian does, haha.

[@robertsaget6918]

Hi, I'm from the future. iAn uses it in his streams now

[@Hugelag]

@@robertsaget6918 Thank you, Mr. Saget.

[@ddd1234ify]

Holy moly that song about making all the money was nice. I had no idea you were that good a singer, Ian.

[@user-ym3nv2ml7z]

So 90s its so nostalgic when the end fades

[@kevinm5940]

111000011110101010 it sounded more 70s to me

[@jayden.6]

it’s 80’s, guys

[@Bootystank99659]

It’s 30s

[@MyNameHousefly]

Goes to trade school *doesn't apply for machinist's assistant*

[@RolandTemplar]

Machinist need pre enginnery?

[@deerdeerborn]

i want a "he's gonna make all the money now~" soundbite keychain

[@zayaannashrid1374]

Me too!

[@Klemeron]

Yes!!!

[@JomasterTheSecond]

+deer Only in the Ian Box.

[@bobsnob3073]

+deer here's the soundbyte, now all we need is someone to put in a key chain vocaroo.com/i/s0RwuA2Aels7

[@deerdeerborn]

Bob Snob yesss thank you. i'm saving this, one day people...one day.

[@tremolobanshee]

Dear Brutalmoose, More jingles please. Thanks

[@looker999997]

Can't get a job due to poor work history. Yup, that's life in a nutshell.

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

Living on french fries in a dead end job and a shitty low cost apartment. That's exactly life in a nutshell.

[@wolfworks7339]

@@ThePhantomSafetyPin This game might be a bit TOO real.

[@Twister980]

Man, I wish I was as good at Briefcase as Jones.

[@meepgeek9]

+Extremely Photogenic Engineer don't even get me started on breifcase

[@FlamRoyalBaer]

what is briefcase anyway?

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

My best bet is your job level.

[@SimonJSlou]

My mom always told be I would be good at briefcase, just like her

[@strangethingsareafoot4203]

Extremely Photogenic Engineer WHO DOESNT

[@Scarfulhu]

I love how Monolith Burger is in this. Space Quest transcends its own series.

[@ShadowBelias777]

it's all a conspiracy.

[@olvehat5648]

hey scarf

[@jamestate9211]

+Scarfulhu Well this game was made by same dev company.

[@Scarfulhu]

James Tate I am aware of this. Doesn't make it any less cool.

[@MistressDove]

SpaceQuestion

[@lucahjin]

I still have my copy of this, I used to play it all the time with my cousins - And Monolith! SQ reference!

[@chadmasta5]

+SkidRowTrash download a program called dosbox and run it in that. It works perfectly on my new pc.

[@ilikecurry2345]

Reese is here!!

[@dothesick]

"I'm working as hard as I can, living in a crap hole apartment, and surviving on French fries alone. And I'm still just barely scraping by." Welcome to 2017, my friend.

[@Pit_Wizard]

Sounds like my college days.

[@stevenyoung9738]

@@Pit_Wizard but you were paying for college. This man worked 18 hours a day.

[@samanthanicklin8130]

I have bad news about 2020, you guys.

[@belletaunde102]

@@samanthanicklin8130 You beat me to the punch, this shit is horrible lol

[@Dragonfire511]

2020 would want to have a conversation with you.

[@boofdad8720]

Imma need a full version of that song, thanks.

[@weaponkid6656]

the bleeding ears version or the vampire dlc? :P

[@selingermann5599]

I need one too XD

[@Mavitar]

"Our food is untouched by human hands, only by teenagers."

[@zissler1]

True story

[@fredjones2170]

Am I the only one who thought that Jones looked like Nigel Thornberry's awkward early years?

[@user-ym3nv2ml7z]

Yes

[@kanna-san.]

Cool trainer Steven SMASHING

[@random-fixer]

8:39 When Jones started running in the background throwing confetti around I almost died laughing

[@elfwizard9969]

I died laughing when he said I don't know how this happened but this is All pallz Falt ( my grammar is on point today)

[@RadioactiveMoth]

OH MAN I REMEMBER THIS GAME also Dave is obviously Señor who was obviously Norm.

[@RadioactiveMoth]

***** Simply being a grown man is enough to be a señor.

[@DelinquentDJ]

I've been binge watching BrutalMoose all weekend and then he uploads

[@ethan_sucks6429]

Same

[@SneesToMeetYou]

I just got lucky

[@WanderingKumquat]

Me too

[@Skystar884]

Same!

[@jonesomenge6807]

same

[@oopsimdead2578]

i fell down and hurt my leg :(

[@gamerboy218]

+oopsimdead I used to be a gold digger like you....

[@oopsimdead2578]

Until you took an arrow to the knee?

[@Clone2572]

I FELL DOWN AND HURT MY LEG. I NEED TO TAKE CARE OF IT!

[@angelabuechlein7576]

Takes a look at it. "It's just a flesh wound"

[@SimonJSlou]

+TheGameDeviant until I fell down and took a fall to the knee/leg area

[@fa7705]

"He's Gonna Make All The Money Now" is in the key of C Sharp major and ends on a C#Maj9 chord. My whole life has been leading up to this moment. I need to make a cover of this.

[@hand13932]

J. Read it’s been 3 years, please update us

[@fa7705]

@@hand13932 I actually started on it years ago but I got a new computer soon after and forgot about it. I would start projects all the time and never finish em back then lol this was a throwback from the darkest reaches of my mind holy shit

[@MortusSweet]

J. Read PLEASE DO IT

[@stonkman9630]

DO IT

[@spinningpeanut]

Anyone else see how Ian had another little dude in the real life Life game board? Dude and Dude I love it.

[@HarryStikers]

I know this is from two years ago but like- Ian is gay! Of course he did ^^

[@HarryStikers]

@@theburningkitten4019 Did you really say ew over a two year old comment about a gay creator??

[@shamra1245]

I'm six years late but I never noticed that's so cute T.T

[@A6Trinity]

That was actually a decently executed dissonance chord at the end

[@zambonijones350]

I laughed WAY too hard at "He's going to make all the money NOW."

[@MrDepechefan1]

I don't understand why so many old games combine all these incongruous art styles. What's the point of having digitized actors if Jones is a weird cartoon man?

[@clray123]

The point is, Jones is an NPC / synthetic AI-controlled caricature character. Nothing incongruous about the art style here.

[@gracekim25]

Good question

[@gracekim25]

@@clray123 ah ok🤔

[@bungmonkey2295]

Jones was just the cartoony mascot of the game he was not a playable option. The 4 people you play are also digital people. This game was alot of fun when I played it with friends in middle school as we imagined what it would be like when we graduated school

[@martianmonkey]

He's in the fast lane.

[@goodmachines7743]

I can definitely relate with the player character having to deal with an irritating job market. I guess we all have met Paul sometime in our lives, right? You go to the employment office and apply for a job. Paul says: "Sorry. You gotta get educated first." At this point it's like: "Fair enough." I mean, it's only fair that the company demands that their employees are educated. So, you get educated and get a degree. You go to the employment office again and apply for a job. Paul says: "Sorry. Your work history is not sufficient enough." Then you're like: "How am I supposed to get a work history if I am not allowed to work?!" Then you start to panic and get desperate, which essentially means you apply for every job available, but you're not getting hired because you're either not educated in the right field, or you don't have enough job experience. Then you hear Paul say: "McDonalds always hires new people..." Yeah... cool; low pay and poor working conditions. That's what I went to college for... Screw you, Paul!

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

I like to think Jones is "that guy." You know who. He looks normal, but deep down hes rotten. He'll take a job or do something that gets you slightly more money than you because he wants to show you up. I think its basically confirmed when he wins how he seems to dance around the screen behind himself. That is not the dance of a humble winner.

[@ncant]

Try to find a copy (even online) of the manual for this game. The first page is literally Jones and his family begging the player not to make illegal copies of the game, as they sacrificed everything they had and saved money in order to make the game.

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

@@ncant He probably made this game to spite some other game developer.

[@ZeranZeran]

Don't like him, don't trust him.

[@micahbush5397]

The best strategies I have found playing this game: 1) Save up for a refrigerator and buy food at the market for a month at a time; you will save money (and, more importantly, travel time) feeding yourself this way. Just be sure not to buy food from the market without a refrigerator, or you will lose time and money from visiting the doctor. 2) Trade school is usually good for getting a job as a butcher, which is a decent-paying intermediate job. 3) Prices will usually decline at the beginning of the game, so switching apartments is a good idea to lock in a better rent. 4) A degree in Business Administration usually qualifies you to work as an executive secretary at the factory, from which you can work your way up to a general manager. You can also go the route of getting a degree in engineering, which also pays well. 5) Keep an eye on investment prices as you play the game to get an idea of where they bottom out and where they peak; this will allow you to maximize earnings and minimize losses. Also, don't waste time on lottery tickets; like in real life, they are basically a waste of money. 6) Keep an eye on the prices of goods; if you notice prices going up, stop by the employment office to try to get a raise.

[@GingahNinja47]

My grumpiest cat climbed on top of me while I was watching this video and started rubbing her face on my phone, right where the speaker is. Then the music came on ("we need to take a minute to appreciate these toons") and she glared at it in a way I can only describe as infuriated.

[@carouselchamber3651]

Dave should have been named Senõr

[@tingular2902]

+GnarlyBarley YES!!!

[@maximonamitzhian9064]

+GnarlyBarley you mean señor?

[@TERMINATOR3900]

+Machi Nami No he was right the first time.

[@tingular2902]

Machi Nami I didn't notice that.

[@xBrii333x]

Yes. Yes, there is a cheap and easy way to victory. How do I know? Because one of our teachers considered playing this game a viable classroom project worthy of actually getting a grade. How? The person who got the most money got an A. The person who got the least money failed. Fair, right?

[@dollenrm]

wow what a fucking idiot lol

[@SerechII]

+Brianna E. Now I want to know how do you cheese this

[@xBrii333x]

I was dumb, I actually tried to play the game properly. My friend, however, cheated. He didn't buy food or education the whole time, just worked and got his money up as far as possible, and then he edited the goddamn save file to make everything look like he played fairly. The teacher was so stupid she was like, "well, you printed the save file so there's no way you could have cheated." If you're that stupid you deserve to have your students cheat.

[@SerechII]

If you make your students play this game for something related to the class you crearly can't catch somebody cheating even if it is obvious af

[@xBrii333x]

Plus, it was a home ec class. Like, what?

[@kurayamidesu]

Lyrics: I'm gonna make all the money noooooow (He's gonna make all the money noooooow)

[@goldfox177]

#blamePaul

[@chrispeake3822]

Ian, I don't usually comment on videos but I gotta give you credit I just GOTTA. This videos since the beat the clock episode are AMAZING! Lately when I see your videos pop up, I know I'm in for a treat. And that little song you made in this episode, Wow was that genius! and beautiful. I had to rewind it and watch it over and over again because it was so funny/beautiful. Anyways this was great and you're great. Can't wait for your next video!

[@chrispeake3822]

Actually more like since the money town episode your videos have been awesome. Not that they were never not awesome. I'm trying to say your videos were always great but lately they've been fantastic.

[@johndoe5678901]

I've had the same version my whole life. I've looked at that box a million times, and I've never noticed those colors either!!!

[@Pix3l_Pr1ncess]

We all know a "Sunglasses Mcgee" 😎

[@johnnymccraze]

+SupaNintendoGirl And we all know a Jones........

[@DinahDissects]

I love Sunglasses McGee The Cool Dude Whose Hobbies Include Being A Cool Dude And He's Wearing Sunglasses Which Explain His First Name. He must have had a hard time writing his name out on things, though.

[@z0e898]

He came out of his mother's womb with sunglasses, that's how cool he is

[@WolfRider2002]

He signs his name as SMTCDWHIBACDAHWSWEHFN

[@VoidPetsBack]

I looked it up, and apparently Briefcase is "status". But I'm still calling it Briefcase.

[@MJTRadio]

Anyone else get fond memories of Stick RPG while watching this?

[@TheSundayLongRunShow]

+MJTRadio Exactly what I was thinking.

[@sirplinko7449]

YES

[@StriderOwO]

No. But after reading this comment, now I am.

[@TheInredibleMrH]

Over the year or two I've been watching, it's been really cool to see the improvements across the board, and I can tell that as time goes on, you continue to get a better grasp on the things you want to accomplish with the show! Good stuff! Anyways, keep up the good work, Ian!

[@noahp9]

Could you make a full version of the making money song

[@Martymcfly98]

I played the shit out of it. This brings back memories

[@lizardoverlord7365]

bruh,,, you've made my life a lil bit easier over the past few months? idk. ur videos are totally lifting stress off my shoulders,,, like dang. you are magical i swear it on my life.

[@moramento22]

8:05 You're welcome

[@The8BitDuke]

Good old Sierra. I actually never heard of this game, and I love old Sierra stuff! Great video, Ian! I love the stuff you cover and the comedic spin each video has. Keep it up, my friend!

[@MoeMcIntyre]

I can't be the only one who wants a full version of "He's Gonna Make All The Money Now," right?

[@rudeboyspodcast]

My first Brutalmoose video and I'm so glad I kept coming back for more. Your videos are just fantastic, Ian. Thank you.

[@0tterhead]

Wow! A realistic simulation of life in 2016! How depressingly accurate!

[@MintyArisato]

Sad to report in 2023 life isn’t much different

[@0tterhead]

@@MintyArisato I usually end up deleting any old old old comments of mine I find (this one is 7 years old wowah) but this reply is too good to do that to. Accurate as well, personally things have only been downhill from 2016.

[@Titleknown]

Well, to be fair, this is a pretty good example of what it's like to try and get ahead in this economy, especially if you're a woman, person of color or disabled! You try, try, try your hardest, and yet other people get ahead of you and leave you in the dust to struggle with you never knowing what you did wrong...

[@itallbeginstoday]

I’d love to see another play through of this!

[@dandyzinc]

"I fell down and hurt my leg!" Man, I lost it in the first video, and lost it even more when it came out of the blue in this one! Haha! Your KZbin videos are some of the only ones that make me genuinely laugh! Thank you, brutalmoose!

[@VisualGourmet]

There's a German board game called "Fiese Freunde, fette Feten*" that works quite the same like this... minus the time management, plus restricted actions and other people. *translates to "Mean Friends, Phat Parties" or so

[@MrWolfSnack]

+VisualGourmet Mmm, German board game with RESTRICTED ACTIONS.

[@SunnyShuklathedoctor]

+MrWolfSnack Ahem.

[@VisualGourmet]

MrWolfSnack Well, firstly a borad game can never offer you the same diversity of actions to take and secondly it's not a game where you try to be a police officer, but a normal person, so it's not that accurate to say a player were restricted in what he does ;-) I deeply pity the German (and Austrian and actually most of the Middle European) police officers since they aren't allowed to do anything to stop criminals from being criminal without risking being sued. I think it was yesterday when a female police officer was savagely attacked by an detained "rape-fugee" inside the police station, but she fought him off. He now has a few small bruises and she has to defend herself before court because of that. _Oh, how much I wish _*_our_*_ police officers were allowed to use clubs and tasers and any sort of brute force to put a criminal out of commission..._

[@SunnyShuklathedoctor]

VisualGourmet That's sad. Really.

[@bossrosslp]

PAAAUULLL!

[@HandmadeGoose97]

+Bossrosslp BLAME ADAM SANDLER!!!

[@hf4229]

I've tried at fall asleep to this episode dozens of times, but every time, I end up staying up and binging brutalmoose for at least an hour. Thank you for the good times Ian.

[@SeeRocker]

How is this video almost 6 years old??? I remember this coming out like it was yesterday

[@McDuders]

♪ He's gonna make all the money nooooww ♪

[@zeitgeistindustries1792]

+McZub here comes the money!

[@JojoDigitalArtist]

+McZub I need that as my ringtone

[@itscrumbelivable]

+the telekinetic rock UH OH DID SOMEONE SAY KNAAAAAACK?

[@zeitgeistindustries1792]

Pokemario Fan MONEYMONEYMONEYOMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEY🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💵💵💵💵💸💸💸💸💸💰💰💰💰💰💎💎💎💳💳💳💳

[@itscrumbelivable]

the telekinetic rock ISS KNACK BABY YOU LIKE THAT KNACK BABY DONCHA LIL BISH

[@PiePierrot]

Funny story about the board game Game of Life, lol. Once, when my friends and I were playing it, my one friend wound up with so many kids she had to get a SECOND CAR just for the kids! XD

[@CigSour]

I been looking for this game for yeaarrrs. It was always a vague memory from when I was a kid . Randomly found your channel and stumbled across this on auto play. Thankyou .

[@LyuSapphire]

I know I'm very late to the party, but if someone like me keeps watching Ian's old videos and want to play something similar, "No Time To Relax" on steam is almost identical to this game and allows online play. Not trying to advertise for the game I don't even own myself, but seeing youtubers play that game and seeing this video for the first time only now made me realize that they're pretty much the same game. I salute everyone still watching this now and in the near future!

[@Thomas__Blue]

Can you live stream this?

[@drunkdoggy4804]

I actually wouldn't mind seeing this.

[@HandmadeGoose97]

+Thomas Blue Live Stream with Space Hamster, JonTron, and of coarse PBG

[@TheGlitched64Reads2]

There was a "game of life" Video game version on PC. It was the board game, you could have CPU players, there were animated cutscenes for the squares, it was fucking amazing! I loved it... I can't play it anymore though, its too old and I cant find the disk or game anymore.

[@GrimmShadowsII]

+TheGlitched64Reads think I had it on PS1 or something other then PC

[@TheGlitched64Reads2]

GrimmShadows if it is on ps1 then i need to get my hands on it. thanks for the info! :)

[@GrimmShadowsII]

I might remember wrong but I don't think it I had it on PC.

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

That was a fun nostalgic one, brutalmoose would probably make a great review for it.

[@tofolmartinezlorenzo1821]

I love comparing Moose's older videos to the ones he does now. So glad the production quality has increased so much, keep up the good work!

[@creeke_alley]

Since the love of my life left me and I’ve been in a doomer mood my favorite thing is getting drunk and hearing Ian’s gauntlet intro of I’ve not seen such bravery while knowing I’m about to get some good quality content no matter how messed up I am

[@Epicname333]

Hope you did fine after posting this mate

[@creeke_alley]

@@Epicname333 Funny enough since then I am engaged Happily with someone else and two years slightly sober lol thanks man for asking I forgot about this comment

[@kitaclysm]

poor? shithole apartment? eating only fast food forever? i relate to this game

[@GoldGloves210]

Another great video - Damn you Paul Blart

[@HandmadeGoose97]

+MachineGamesTX Paul Blart Mall cop 3, Mall cop in space

[@Koisheep]

8:09 so you can enjoy the jingle from the beginning with little to no effort

[@Cooldadsclub]

I've had "He's gonna make all the money now" stuck in my head since this video was uploaded. Great Job!

[@SalokinQuagsire]

i want you to play this on stream sometime!

[@TheDizzydragon]

you work away your younger years to make it decent, only to have it all stolen away while elsewhere some beatnik with all the luck gets to live it up nice. very true to life this game.

[@wolfworks7339]

There is a certain satirical humor to how screwed over you get in the game.

[@cleo958]

I come back to this one regularly cause it’s one of my fav video of yours. I don’t say it as often as I should but I really like your content. Love ❤️

[@Dranex11]

im on a nostalgia trip.. i missed ya man

[@Pinkstarclan]

Dave reminds me of Señor from Moose's SimTown review

[@skullrabbit721]

or Norm from Survivor

[@Pinkstarclan]

Maybe they're triplets?

[@camolotthe42]

Brutalmoose, Game Grumps, JonTron, TotalBuscuit, Jimquisition- are ALL my favorite KZbinrs updating today?

[@TheGollddMAN]

+camolotthe42 Uh. no. JonTron didn't upload anything yesterday. Can't say about others; do not watch them.

[@camolotthe42]

***** NONSENSE! He uploaded the video Jon and Ethan Learn Kung Fu.

[@TheGollddMAN]

camolotthe42 It doesn't show up for me.

[@camolotthe42]

***** That's... Odd.

[@morganjohnson1398]

ikr

[@planarlucille]

Can we talk about just how much Brutalmoose has upped his ante when it comes to intros/quality? Like seriously its fuckin amazing. Keep it up dude!!

[@thatclassypenguin]

Why am I binge watching BrutalMoose's videos all of the sudden?

[@DuckAvenger]

I miss getting drunk and playing this with friends though I used to get so mad

[@pokemonduck]

He.... he can kinda sing too... *swoon*

[@dawsongates3638]

Your profile picture... swoon

[@pokemonduck]

Dawson Gates Heh, well I didn't make it but I sure do like it a lot :D

[@66777jason]

+pokemonduck Swooning was done so much in older movies wonder where it went

[@weeseet]

He was in chorus throughout high school #IanFacts

[@pokemonduck]

Meow Where did you acquire these... Ian facts?

[@zillawith3zs234]

I’ve not seen such bravery

[@Nehubali]

Ian your videos just keep getting better and better, keep it up dude!

[@potatolegs6771]

I thought it was cute how he had two dudes in his car

[@m0chikim_]

R.I.P Mr. Sagat :(

[@Komichi]

It's always a good day when there's a new brutalmoose vid.

[@SundayReplayjp]

Brutalmoose - I'm Gonna Make All The Money Now ..officially the new Sunday jam of the year.

[@MikeJr9284]

GOTTA GO FAST!!!!!!

[@superattackgamer]

5:10 You went panning for gold but all you got is wet... Which makes you completely useless, meaning you automatically lose. (Its a Phelous joke, for those who are wondering.)

[@HarryStikers]

YES I feel like I'm the only person that watches him sometimes lmao

[@johnnyappleseed7481]

your uploads just keep getting better

[@Thomal9]

Holy crap, I was just thinking about this game and suddenly there's a brutalmoose video of it...Ian are you a wizard?

[@wangbot47]

ohh it's by Sierra, that's why it isn't trash

[@gannonschlader]

heh, heh, Monolith Burger. Space Quest reference.

[@yoruichisempai]

i love that nearly every single thing you do videos on is something i've never heard of.

[@NordiusOfficial]

Nice Bossa Nova outtro! Very Jazzy and Catchy!

[@Highretrogamelord]

Oh, I know this game from LGR. Nice to see a different take on this game. :)

[@enigmaticvaran6597]

No wonder I'm failing at life. I've put all my efforts into acquiring happiness, wealth, and education, but I've neglected suitcase.

[@danielflanard8274]

I'm so glad you did a video with film theory, I just came to your channel and watched your magic school bus/Tonka video and I love your videos and personality. You earned a subscriber and a like and view on each video.

[@delta1404]

Dave... Señor, is that you?

[@Retroduck7]

Nobody eats cucumbers like they used to.

[@charingo_]

smh ......

[@itscrumbelivable]

NOT GLAMOROUS ENOUGH FOR EHHHHH?

[@george9885]

The virgin jones vs the chad sunglasses mcgee

[@gobi6576]

I can't wait until the next televoid.

[@therudestofclouds2007]

sunglasses mc dude has the combined coolness of papyrus and dave strider

[@boyphobe]

thats like -7 coolness level

[@pvt.prinny759]

buy a handful of fastfood or refrigerator? decisions...

[@MilkPlus1962]

The little He's Gonna Make All the Money Nowwww...chime is scarily catchy.

[@boyphobe]

oh man i forgot how much i loved brutaldeer

[@MarianneBrandon]

I found this game, downloaded it, and holy crap it's difficult!!!! Even when I have Jones "Take it Easy" on me and I set my goals really low, I can't beat him. (Screw you, PAUL.)

[@wolfworks7339]

Paul is a creep. Every single time Jones went over there in my game he got a raise or better job, despite doing EXACTLY what I was doing. :/