JonTron's StarCade: Episode 1 - Atari Games

[@Patterrz]

Holy fuck the production value on this is insane!

[@haydengreene6653]

Patterz omfg its uuuuuu

[@karoomay]

Unfortunately, I feel like higher production values here does not necessarily equal better episodes. Compared to the older JonTron episodes, I feel like something is lacking. Jon not seeming to be as enthusiastic? Lack of or minimal swearing? Weaker script and jokes than usual? The reviews feeling rushed? Who knows, maybe it's just me. Anyways it's only the first episode so hopefully it will improve in the next ones.

[@deejay3297]

Patterrz too bad the comedy value was paltry ahoo hoo

[@CountBrennuvarg]

***** Yeah, I felt exactly the same way.

[@RIPdixiecarter]

***** The simplistic and primitive 2600 games that don't really inspire much comedic material.

[@nicholassvitak8653]

"Jon save me. Me am your bird friend. Bark bark" Seems legit

[@LukeAImp]

I thought he was trying to say "bawk bawk"

[@ASLB247]

Nicholas Svitak I thought he was saying "fuck darth"

[@lazyproto]

i thought he said darth duck

[@wingp.7127]

Nicholas Svitak He must have got the same dog JadienAnimations did.

[@05-Overseer]

I read this comment at exactly the same time it happened 😂 love it

[@BrokenBatteryProductionsMain]

I realized this is kinda like a jontron KZbin red series, EXCEPT A MILLION TIMES BETTER

[@jrogne]

Yeah, and you don't even have to pay for it!

[@technopeasant9779]

and free

[@JEST3R_]

+Fortkaine you get a 2 week trial. and its really cool on mobile

[@juliennizan3129]

and u don't have to spend $5 an episode

[@bowfire8]

Broken Battery Productions except it's free

[@PhlippyG]

Darth Vader: Here is my leverage, Jon. Do as I say. Also Darth Vader: Time to destroy the only leverage I have. immediately.

[@Crade1]

I think it's implied that Jacques did not die from that, since he is a robot.

[@Hulk_Hoagie_Bread_Master]

@@Crade1 thanks smartass

[@walls_of_skulls6061]

Bro Jacques is fine either way, he can fucking shoot lasers out of his eyes and can completely regenerate himself from a small pile of ash. Wtf is Vader going to do to him that Jon can’t save by going “cooocooocooocooo”

[@lazyliongames5858]

"Jaque WOOLOOLOO!"

[@ijustworkhere1008]

It’s fine he just used force heal lol

[@L1nkn1vy]

Is Jon the reason Han loses the Millennium Falcon on Jaku?

[@lbigddinol4171]

Yep

[@MissJukeBox8]

Oh my god, it all makes sense now! No seriously, that makes so much sense!

[@mojoethan4141]

Too bad it's not canon and they completely explain how Han lost his ship in episode seven!

[@prismatic_gdm]

Wouldn't make sense because Vader would have been dead.

[@WorldWalker128]

Shh....that episode never happened. I will never again acknowledge it as real ever since I found out Disney declared the books that take place after Episode 6 as non-canon., Never.

[@atomicbuster7065]

"He died the way he lived. Like a god damned psychopath." 1 want that on my tombstone.

[@AJF786]

I want "SOME GAME!!!!!" on mine

[@syndan9245]

Atomic Buster I want mine to say "he died the way he lived, in tremendous pain"

[@ruttsuco.804]

Same

[@certainlynotsav54]

Atomic Buster I know I'm a bit late, but this needed to be said... I would kinda want my gravestone to say. "Another one bites the dust"

[@danthefan28]

I want that quote carved into my tombstone.

[@stampedarc1509]

I love the fact that Jon outsmarted Han Solo by saying he needs to get to the hospital.

[@DrDolan2000]

I feel like Han wouldn't care. At least not Han from the first movie

[@blinkachu05]

@@DrDolan2000 of course. I mean, a baby can't fly a starship.

[@schwarzerritter5724]

So this is canon with the Sequel Trilogy?

[@emeraldkoala2]

@@blinkachu05 a sperm actually.

[@JoakimOtamaa]

@@DrDolan2000 Han was introduced in Episode 4, not 1.

[@Handington]

1:13 There is so much rewatchablility to Jon's videos. I never noticed that the message was repeated a second time in spanish

[@Foxy02016]

Handington me either until this watch through, this is one of my favorite series to rewatch even if it’s just for “That’s not my throat” or “NOT THE POOPY ONES”

[@Motherdragon64]

It’s so dense. Every single image has so many things going on.

[@Shadethewolfy]

I thought it was Huttese the first few times I've seen this to be honest >.>

[@moricwilson]

also 2:23, jon lets out a tiny "ouch" after vader lets go of his buals

[@stampedarc1509]

He died the way he lived, like a goddamned pshycho path

[@bensinated]

"Died the way he lived like a goddamn psychopath" _JonTron_

[@Frostgiantbutsmall]

THE EYES

[@_V.Va_]

Punctuation is a cool thing to utilize.

[@marcar9marcar972]

@@_V.Va_ eh that’s so much work for a KZbin comment

[@deslacooda]

@@Frostgiantbutsmall They were real big, like da eitties.

[@IceRanger41]

690 likes

[@Spooky_Bard]

"You must read all the comments on a Jontron video. Even the poopy ones." "Not the poopy ones!"

[@DJTerribilisHD]

You made my day

[@1kBirds]

I ship this with Darth_Vader_likesgreenday1992

[@DJTerribilisHD]

***** glad to help

[@BonnieFluff]

+TemporeDominus I wish it was "You must look at all the shitposts on /r/jontron"

[@BonnieFluff]

.

[@noahbathgate7133]

🎵You could’ve CAAALLED this game Bird vs Camel And NO one would’ve argued with you🎵

[@wforwumbo6134]

WOOO HOO

[@vengefulkatana7613]

Dont forget the flying eggplant

[@MRKlor.]

🎵 T-t-t-titenic T-t-t-titenic 🎵

[@jessepinkman6079]

The booziest of beat-em ups.

[@timelord700]

Beat me to you beautiful bastard

[@handsomebrick]

5:54 Funnily enough, a guy named Jeff Minter made a clone of the game called "Attack of the Mutant Camels" only a year later, so you're not the only one who noticed.

[@nekrosektor]

Someone also made a clone called bird vs camel

[@AStartShow]

This looked expensive...

[@kroolzero]

A+Start ayyyyyyyy

[@alexanderbergerus6940]

Alot of money

[@plan8067]

A+Start Hey Alan (It is Alan right?)

[@GuyUnderBridge]

A+Start You say expensive, i say awesome. Forget about the money, from now on i want you to enjoy the rest of StarCade knowing it's going to be great!

[@eduardopupucon]

A+Start probably because disney is paying him to indirectly shill for the new star wars movie

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

Man, these production values have really gone up! I almost thought that was a real Jaques!

[@Alex-ji6ob]

***** Jaques predicted the outro song.

[@Alex-ji6ob]

***** Jaques predicted the outro song.

[@BromanderInChief]

"Real" Jacques? I don't know what you're talking about that was him the entire time.

[@TsukiCondor]

hoodo you like john tron

[@PMVoid]

Me am your bird friend bark bark. Best line yet.

[@julia04736]

"This game just keeps looping forever once you beat the death star." So accurate to the movies then?

[@stephanierodriguez5498]

Jan Path HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Bubbabyte99]

You just won the internet.

[@chrisburgett165]

It's so true lol

[@wizzem7890]

Jan Path OHHH SHIT! BURN! BURN! Sorry I'm just really proud of what you did there. Also, I really hate star wars.

[@arlenmwangi7363]

XxKidxxWickedxX fu

[@theskelebox]

"What an adventure. an Ewok adventur-" *W H A T*

[@Mute_S9ngs]

Its golden freddy

[@tylerwhite9923]

The reversed-Satan voice says "This sand is coarse and rough, not like you."

[@Solongsocialmedia]

Anakin: I DONT LIKE SAND *AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!*

[@_V.Va_]

It's *coarse* and _rough,_ and it gets *_everywhere._*

[@dirqvan8052]

Stinky

[@unluckydemon7026]

That's not my throat

[@beanburito5724]

thught it was spanish

[@celadon0451]

"Jon, save me. Me am your bird friend, bark bark."

[@Rumins-ja09s]

Seems legit

[@theavocadoscientist7979]

@@Rumins-ja09s I can hear papyrus saying this

[@noden-srn]

Yes I am juk me am real bed help the me bark bark

[@NEONBENDER]

Bjark*

[@arealgamer342]

Wait, your birds don't bark?!?

[@TheMemeSheriff]

I can't hear him say bird vs camel without thinking of the song

[@BlamoStramo]

but this came before

[@TheMemeSheriff]

supershadow957 yeah but still

[@BlamoStramo]

OverworldTNTPig ugh

[@ArtaSinnsBirds]

+OverworldTNTPig same :s

[@jameseggeman4102]

+OverworldTNTPig darth vader vs hoar

[@LewisTheIndispensable]

I have no idea why but I always come back to watch this series when I'm ill

[@Ironmew05]

Laughter is the best medicine.

[@DrDolan2000]

I'm sick, too. Timing was good, I guess

[@gyromurphy]

We all do. I mean... regardless if we're sick or not. Man... I miss old Jontron. If he made an oldschool original Jontron styled video it would be one of his most popular uploads.

[@hotelmario510]

RIP Jacques, gone but not forgotten. "He was just a boy" 20?? - 2015

[@AWACSblue]

He's Omnicient, he will come back some day

[@Jao8bits]

or now jon will use that other bird to made his videos

[@asurmenhandofasuryan4610]

+Finn Gorov Jacques is a parrot and parrots usually live a long ass time so yes.

[@Jao8bits]

actually acording to the wiki jacques is a robot not a parrot

[@solophentii3468]

+hotelmario510 Jacques was born in 2009.

[@thinkfact]

There is something about Jon and his ability to make almost any situation hilarious. His jokes are always so fresh, and editing and set is priceless, and is hands-down one of the best comedic gamers out there. I'm always happy to see new videos Jon, and I'm looking forward to this little mini series!

[@thinkfact]

Keepgoing Thanks! I am happy to hear!

[@aze628]

Jon solo best star wars character ever

[@tieuucanh8958]

+Jaxa 77ax Whats a Hon Solo

[@TheClaybones]

Han Tron.

[@AliensAreNoobs]

+Clay Bones Tran Jono

[@applenews3274]

+Clay Bones I see what you did there!

[@Levienci]

Jan Trono.

[@lazyliongames5858]

"That's not my throat" "oh..." "OH!"

[@RafterEatsDirt]

Whos throat is it

[@crazybacon9911]

@@RafterEatsDirt trust me ..... it wasnt a throat

[@xvx_K1r1t0_xvx_killmeee]

I died

[@MegaAnimazing]

It was his wiener.

[@_V.Va_]

@@MegaAnimazing *_No, not my wiener! My one weakness..._*

[@KaggyFilms]

Oh Jon! You never disappoint :)

[@Tarinnnn]

Hi Kaggy!

[@themagicman8183]

Hello kaggy xD

[@ventlight4218]

KaggyFilms YOU LIKE JONTRON TO!? :D

[@majintavin8454]

Hi kaggy

[@CornBringer]

BitCritic guess not

[@gravelessomega7951]

So, spoiler alert for those who haven't seen the new Star Wars. I find it ironic that Han and Chewie lost the Falcon before the start of The Force Awakens. I guess now we know how he lost it in the first place. xD

[@SimpleNinjaFTW]

Oh My Gosh. This Is Literally The Best Comment Ive Ever Seen XD

[@ryanlow6114]

+SimpleNinjaFTW Why Did You Capitalize The First Letter Of Each Word In Your Comment?

[@XivioOfTheGreen]

+Ryan Low It's Called Capitalism!

[@MUGENanaya]

+Ryan Low Probably a liking of use of the shift key. That Or A HOMESTUCK REFERENCE

[@jackgardere8458]

+SimpleNinjaFTW Then this must be the first comment you've ever seen...

[@susantony37887]

*_thats not my throat_*

[@christianlorrain877]

your 'will' is strong, I'll give you that

[@handsomebrick]

spaceballs

[@Mobysimo]

Who did he choke though?

[@MegaAnimazing]

@@Mobysimo I think he choked Jon's wiener.

[@emiko8782]

Mobysimo oh no you’re too pure D:

[@GroverClevelandYaoi]

“I think I heard the voice of Satan” “T h E s A n D i S c O u R s E a N d R o U g H , n O t L i K e Y o U!¡ !”

[@chriskilgore9312]

I agree

[@joshuadarrow]

"I thought i heard the voice of satan." "THIS SAND IS COURSE AND ROUGH, NOT LIKE YOU."

[@SolidSock8008]

Lol

[@KuruttaKoibito]

"I hate sand"

[@boardboy_]

Can this be canon Please Disney

[@gabe_gamer9320]

Disney: We might, but due to excessive cuss words and adult jokes we can't.

[@nightmare2750]

Boardboy JonTron vs. mark Hamill

[@outtheredude]

Tweet it enough times under #iamagrumpysjwspacewhalewhocanshutyoudownfornothavingpinkhairedspaceladysenough639 and it shall be so. :-P

[@lancemartinez1130]

Itd be a million times better than the last jedi

[@darchapman5426]

DISNEY: yes yes it can

[@NintendoCapriSun]

I was just gonna leave some SW quote to try and be funny or something, but holy criminy man, this is really fucking good. Can't wait to see more!

[@fatnuttypretzel6609]

Hey Tim, fancy seeing you here, you know, at 1 or 2 AM

[@BlakeTheNerd]

I feel like you're gonna use "Not the Poopy Ones" in your videos now xD

[@ilikecurry2345]

NintendoCapriSun Oh my goodness, it's the Element of Discipline!! May I have your autograph, Tim?

[@Sqwivig]

Oh Tim I love seeing your comments 😊

[@SebastianTheGreat]

Oh look, it's Tim! I wonder how many LP's you'll finish before StarCade finishes!

[@Ibeatganon4fun]

3:45 I want a full version of that imperial march elevator music

[@SuperTunnelBoy]

I think there is a longer version of it out there

[@despacito_boi4484]

I want to like this but it’s at 69

[@Dave-no1mz]

Despacito_Boi nice

[@gylion317]

it wasn’t imperial march, it was the star wars theme, hope this helps u find it :)

[@ingenjelly5480]

@@gylion317 definitely not the star wars theme.

[@MrTechnova]

You could've called this game bird vs camel and no one would have argue with you. ooooo hoooo!

[@dylandrake5855]

I just woke up man...

[@saphrodite1]

Don't forget the flying eggplant...

[@emmalrighty7806]

That's like making a game, about Pompeii!

[@bunnylover-xp7zt]

MrTechnova you could've called this game flying eeeegplaaant!

[@AmmoBullets]

Ti-ti-ti-ti-Titenic. Ti-Ti-Ti-Titenic.

[@NathanMann]

"Jon help me am your bird friend, Bork Bork."-Jacque 2015.

[@_jagger1407]

TheFunnyPages who is jauch?

[@NathanMann]

Jack Broek I meant to say Jauc.

[@gcwapa2787]

You meant to say Jacques.

[@Pankeks]

Oh hey TFP. It's been a while, haven't seen ya in the yac chat ;w;

[@sadfern0]

SWEDISH BORK

[@Ayden_B]

The "that's not my throat" line had all new meaning now that we know Arin is vader

[@Macaulyn_97]

Why?

[@srbrant5391]

Chin Vader.

[@WingMaster562]

@@Macaulyn_97 fanfics of JonXArin

[@TheInkPitOx]

Who's Arin?

[@ZombifiedBuizel]

@@srbrant5391 Darth Chins

[@alexanderdemoniac8107]

9:20 what an adventure! An ewok adven- *WHAT*

[@der_allerEchte_jiggo]

😂😂😂

[@sharko3211]

YOU ARE ONE LIKE AWAY MY FRIEND

[@Steamlazer]

@@sharko3211 no more is he 1 like away

[@TheRottenCorpseMan]

My reaction exactly

[@gingersnap6004]

Okay everyone, place your bets! Which will come out first: Half-life 3, Sherlock season 3, or Jon's next video?

[@jones4106]

lexie jones I'm gonna go with... The Rapture. Yeah, yeah, definitely the Rapture.

[@christianeldridge7157]

lexie jones Sherlock season 4. It comes out in a year and a half. The other two are just rumors.

[@AwkwardPSI]

Mother 3 localization. Yep.

[@lennonblaze]

I hate to be that guy ( I truly do) but I think you mean Sherlock season 4

[@cinna_mini851]

Wheatley The Robot we are actually waiting Sherlock season 4 thank you very much :P

[@plemgrubern]

wow jon you didn't have to actually brutally kill jaque for this video. that was pretty shocking. you could've used a dummy or something, that's just evil man. but I guess it shows your commitment to the show. RIP jaque ;_;

[@SSorrens]

***** Can't tell if troll, or really stupid.

[@chockie]

SeribroUltimateGamer you're an idiot for not being able to tell the difference :/

[@sweetgirlbia5]

SeribroUltimateGamer I'm pretty sure he's joking -3-

[@ChozoRoldan]

SeribroUltimateGamer Neither, he's making a joke

[@SSorrens]

***** Precisley

[@cjsiev1278]

As soon as "you could have called this game Bird vs Camel and no one would have argued with you" I immediately started singing Titenic

[@benspechthighlights2865]

CJ Siev Same.

[@AJF786]

Ti-ti-ti-ti-TITENIC!

[@tsfusion3033]

Hylian Fox The BOUGIEST of beat 'em ups!

[@scootermcglamjammer]

CJ Siev this is definitely accurate to the movie.

[@horesfan400]

Tap A quickly to not DIE AS FAST!

[@skelecado]

Things falling in space... S E E M S L E G I T

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

Reminded me of something else. And, for some reason, that something else fills me with some form of growing indignance.

[@BiriBiri925]

Ruin Johnson agree.

[@GreenStoneKnight]

@@b3rz3rk3r9 Oh yeah the scene in Teh Lats Jdie

[@sharko3211]

Well, I don’t have a great understanding of space, but assuming The Folcon has gravity and Darth has gravity where he is, Darth drops the games, they start moving and don’t stop because no friction to stop it, Folcon’s gravity pulls it in

[@junko4166]

*ThE gAmEs ArE mAgNeTiZeD*

[@Haedox]

JonTron never fails to fucking brighten my day. I love you. This was my favorite JonTron ever. Laughing and entertaining all the way through

[@mdavis7298]

Haedox It hasn't even been uploaded long enough for you to have seen this in it's entirety.

[@crtbliv]

Haedox time traveler confirmed?

[@Haedox]

mdavis7298 10 minutes is enough for me to watch it until the end to make this assertion

[@Haedox]

x Yanzy I've been refreshing Jon's page for like an hour since I got home

[@jelanithompson5445]

Haedox More like PARAdox lol

[@trixiehong205]

YOU COULDV'E CALLED THIS GAME BIRD VS CAMEL AND NO ONE WOULDV'E ARGUED WITH YOU

[@ThatGuyYouKnow42]

+Trixie Hong COBRAS?! Rats!! Chefs! Bats!

[@ohmycreeper7958]

1910 times were weird!

[@Xarazel]

+Oh my creeper Jack, we gotta keep our cool here!

[@nerhip288]

tension were high, for this herman munster guy

[@LizardOfOz69]

+nerhip ' no dummy. first there was "can't forget the flying eggplant"

[@MeAuntieNora]

**Vader rips off arm** "AND THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER WAKE UP MOM!"

[@camelcats5280]

bad day?

[@aaronhines8312]

CamelCats bad day?

[@jhwk101]

aaron hines cool cool.

[@toryn5017]

Me Auntie Nora I hope I'm not the only one who understands the beautiful reference.

[@MeAuntieNora]

Toryn Folston I know Jon himself is a fan of AD, though I doubt he's seen the comment... I'm just happy some other people enjoyed this dumb joke. I like that it works on multiple levels, too. Yeah it's J. Walter Weatherman-esque, but it also alludes to Vader's cybernetic limb.

[@Landmasters]

Vader tossing the games out the window is still my favorite moment with Jon. I love the idea of him being both petty on holding him hostage, yet also apathetic with dropping the game thousands of feet below as though he already wants out of this

[@ttv0]

"He died how he lived. Like a goddamn psychopath."

[@AsaryiumMusic]

Jon doesn't swear in this video

[@ttv0]

Wait it was goddamn.

[@todd1896]

Asaryium Actually he does. He says "goddamn" instead of "fucking" which the ESRB deems as a rated T word, along with words such as bastard and ass.

[@XxSombreroguyxX]

RIP Jon "He died the way he lived, like a goddamn psychopath."

[@ttv0]

Fixed it.

[@GiovyHobby]

5:55 I just came here for "You could have called this game bird vs camel (8)" xD

[@LaptopGamingDude]

🎶and NO one would have argued with you (hoo, Hoooooo!)🎶

[@Bababababa4]

+FloppyFlapjak don't forget about the flying eggplants

[@deanky]

ti-ti-ti-titenic, ti-ti-ti-titenic

[@moz7377]

Don't forget the flying eeeeggggg plaaaant.

[@chaserthedragon9516]

+Giovy'sHobby Tensions were high, with this Herman Munster Guy

[@trevorcrow4264]

I swear, if Arin doesn't show up in a Palpatine costume saying "Do it," I will flip my shit.

[@2pikachu8]

A slave Leia costume would also be acceptable for Arin

[@camelcats5280]

bad day?

[@salahad-din9168]

Trevor Crow I WOULD PAY TO SEE THAT

[@FinalFirebrand]

Trevor Crow Let's start an online petition to make it happen. Surely that will produce the intended results.

[@stachestar]

He miiiiiight...

[@offlinemedia1784]

Intro Jon: Rides around in Solo’s ship known to the empire as a threat. Also Intro Jon when he gets shot at by a tie: Surprised Pikachu face.

[@daneofurexistence]

"That's not my throat" Gold. Pure Gold.

[@PixelatedEngie]

I wouldnt be surprized if he was talking about *cough* down there.....

[@supervideomaker9136]

I know

[@cobrakingtv3146]

PixelCrusher10 [last name] Thank you for explaining the joke.

[@Seanana_]

PixelCrusher10 [last name] .. Duh? Have you never seen Spaceballs? May the Shwartz be with you, you're gunna need it.

[@Spar_kie]

Dane Tucker BAULS

[@stressedcatinabox]

“Thats NOT my throat...”

[@Katie-ws7xp]

It has 69 likes and I'm not about to mess that up

[@Katie-ws7xp]

@The Lamb Sauce 😪

[@Puppy_Puppington]

STRESSED CAT IN A BOX oHHHH I’ll give you some throat.

[@FloodlightGamingReal]

reminds me of the time someone was talking about doing stuff with his girl during "tripple n" or somrethingidontfuckingknow

[@marcusward6235]

Oh no. He's just a boy. Ohhhh Noooo!

[@Doomshroom8]

2:42-2:52 PETA should be knocking on his door any minute now.

[@theepicvideosrcomin]

Rapefest 2k15 Best Username 2069. *PETA Knocks* Oh look who's here.

[@Mudkip971]

Rapefest 2k15 NYPD open up!

[@FedorovAvtomat]

***** Can't the dark side get some PRIVACY? Hmmhmmhmm.

[@theepicvideosrcomin]

Vertigo Gheist based in space australia

[@Mudkip971]

BattleRedTexan TFS reference

[@veryultimateandepicdog9397]

"NOT THE POOPY ONES!" I'm dead 😂😂😂

[@user-rx4og3zb5l]

69 likes.

[@Indy-the-soup]

He had to not enter angry video game nerd territory

[@cratermaker3842]

Indy Weniger NOT THE SHITTY GAMES THAT SUCK ASS

[@Invictusfish]

I like the “that’s not my throat” line.

[@tangentpanda89]

I wonder how he was able to do that without smiling

[@bradenarcader1476]

Wow. I forget sometimes just how amazing and polished jontron's videos are. I've been a fan for like four years now, and this is beautiful.

[@Logarrithmic]

darth_vader_likesgreenday1992

[@darth_vader_likesgreenday1774]

You called?

[@maverickREAL]

darth_vader_likesgreenday1992 Wow, did you actually make the account? Nice.

[@RockmanBrawler44]

Your favorite song must be Boulevard of Broken Dreams.

[@aperson6102]

Why the hell would you name your channel that as a joke.

[@blankorsomethin4552]

THATS A REAL CHANNEL

[@YouthEnergy]

5:55 Even the original line has a good rhythm.

[@evanvoltwolfpackleader8470]

YouthEnergy yeah there is

[@staticblitz2641]

Same

[@ilikecurry2345]

Bird Verse Camel?

[@freshprinceofmars6272]

Nah they're talking aboot the a lyric from the song schmoyoho made for jon which is "titenic"

[@anthonyy7862]

7:15 oh. can we play that back in reverse i think i might have heard the voice of satan in there Satan: *THIS SAND IS COURSE AND ROUGH, NOT LIKE YOU*

[@MegaDeath458]

"Not the poopy ones!!" Best acting 10/10

[@Man_Toast]

I liked the part where he told that joke.

[@leon9021]

ManToast What jo... OH MY GOD.

[@ShanaUnite]

ManToast I don't remember that part :(

[@leon9021]

ShanaUnite Exactly

[@Man_Toast]

ShanaUnite Well, it was more of an attempt at one anyway BOOM, ZING. WHATTA BURN, EDGY AS FUCK, HOPE THE HATERS DON'T GET HERE TOO QUICK, COMMENT WAR ACTIVATE

[@DPearson97101]

ManToast I like the part where princess Amidala had a massive gang bang with jar jar and some other gungans

[@theskitmen3506]

NAWT DA POOPY ONEZZZ

[@Rebel-hl9nn]

TheSkitmen sometimes that audio plays in my head over and over at night

[@Steamlazer]

@BLAISE HRNCIR-VAN METRE what's vtith?

[@drmustacheofficial]

Steamlazer Veggie Tales in the House I’m guessing it’s one of those attempts to do a “redux” of a good show like Cartoon Network did with Teen Titan with Teen Titans GO

[@dededeedles]

I still laugh at that line every time.

[@jebusspqr2121]

I like how Jaques is like Kenny in South Park, because he always ends up dying but somehow manage to come back from the dead.

[@CappyKitten]

Well Jaques is a robot.

[@darth_vader_likesgreenday1673]

Hurry up with episode 2 or you can say goodbye to Jacques!

[@AJPwny]

Darth_Vader_LikesGreenday1992 Hi, Vader! :D

[@Chocl8215]

Darth_Vader_LikesGreenday1992 ahh, glad someone did it.

[@hepzibah4573]

Darth_Vader_LikesGreenday1992 you like green day? What kind of an emperor are you, sir?

[@darth_vader_likesgreenday1205]

Darth_Vader_LikesGreenday1992 wow did you just really name yourself that.....child

[@darth_vader_likesgreenday1673]

Darth_Vader_likesgreenday1992 Fight me

[@GoIdenbaum]

I should have suspected it was Arin. Who else would say "poopy"?

[@SpaceCore2053]

SPAAAAAACCCEEEEEEE

[@shoptemtemflake4113]

LordLukste Hoi! Not da poopy ones!!

[@beekbeek8535]

I thought he said "Boopy" at first.

[@yaboyshintato7130]

Arinnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!

[@Xtoff]

JonTron Theater 3000

[@deuceydee3506]

It'd be so cool if he actually did an episode MST3K-style Unless, of course, these were meant to be that, too

[@Foxy02016]

Xtof I wanna see him do a spoof for more like this

[@SlyHikari03]

This is something he should do. “JonTron 2.0: The Show”, I can only imagine.

[@SpeedyBlur2000]

Almost 9 years later! That's insane. That's almost a whole decade since this series started. I kind of wish JonTron would tackle more video games again. Only time will tell.

[@Jackendo]

My only question... Is how much did this all freaking cost?

[@JesusLovesHisSheep]

$3

[@jackieoliver5922]

Jackendo About tree-fiddy

[@harrywsound]

@Jackie Oliver 😂😂

[@harrywsound]

Lol

[@freezypopRS]

Jackendo at least 5

[@georgemuffinz9174]

♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ You could've called this game Bird vs. Camel┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♫

[@clayjack9969]

And no one would have argued with you.

[@EpicTimeTwister]

HOO HOO!

[@cartoonhigh9990]

🎤You could've called this game~Flying eggplant~

[@nooneknows78]

♫T-T-T-T-T-TITENIC♫

[@pedroseba8753]

Mike Alvarez and no one would had argued with yo

[@LorrdMatt]

Goddamnit Jon you kept us waiting, but you made something well worth waiting for. I can't stay mad at you.

[@Lastofscreenames]

What is dead cannot die

[@Ametcitra]

Lastofscreenames Drowned God??

[@noggintv2639]

you're a real OG if you remember the insane production problems and upload gaps with this series that nearly tanked jontron's channel

[@KawaiiStars]

T-T-T-T-Titenic

[@walkin2302]

you could've called this game bird vs camel and no one would've argued with you

[@horesfan400]

The bougiest of beat em' ups

[@HEMIpoweredherochao]

Who bought his bougiest bundle from The Yetee?! *raises ✋*

[@chocobro7]

The booziest of beat-em ups!

[@orphanstomper4153]

Kawaii Animations that was so funny

[@BalrogGameRoom]

NOT THE POOPY ONES

[@drekherd5810]

***** Perhaps the buttery ones then?

[@Liane_the_Tran_Can]

Stole my FUCKING comment.

[@ArcRay20]

***** dat unchanging face tho

[@AngryNerdBird]

ArcRay20 Pretty sure he's trying not to laugh. It's hard not to crack up at that line.

[@Figburn]

It was worth it. It was all worth it.

[@MyriadMaestro]

About a full decade late, but just gotta say these are some very impressive sets for an independent production.

[@Wippipippi]

Disney themselves actually funded part of this

[@Kniroid]

TRON SOLO

[@aeslhectic8747]

Kniroid JON SOLO!

[@johnsquarez6806]

Creation Matrix Qui Jacques Gin

[@johnsquarez6806]

Kniroid JON JON BINKS

[@mariofalz]

Slug of Borg JonTron are you recieving?... We're still here...

[@stevenglansburg856]

Kniroid John Solo?

[@ForeverN00Bish]

Do you know what this means? JonTron is going to play Knights of the Old Republic! KOTOR! My nipples are *rigid* right now! *RIGID!*

[@LordVader1094]

Hold on a minute... I wonder if he actually would, considering it's an amazing game. I hope he does, since he IS looking at all Star Wars games.

[@ForeverN00Bish]

I really hope he does. Not only is it a great game, but there is a lot of comedy material. Imagine Jon hearing the Twi'leks speak in their native language in-game? Hell, maybe he will talk about *Minor Spoiler* Malak's missing jaw. That shit was scary when I was younger!

[@VikingSchism]

Wait, that also means, REPUBLIC COMMANDO!

[@ForeverN00Bish]

Oh my god! Yes! All the star wars shall be JonTron'd!

[@SmolJordan]

Mason Hatcher KOTOR, KOTOR2, Republic Commando, Battlefront 1 and 2, Battlegrounds, Empire at war, and every other star wars game we love

[@Shad0wSpill]

"That's not my throat.." *Actual reaction* Oh jesus who's throat is it then?? ... ..Oh he means...oh..

[@lemmealone9617]

HE GAVE HIM A FORCEJOB

[@Shad0wSpill]

+My Originality Right Down the Toilet Uh oh. Do we have grounds to ship Jon and Vader now?

[@lemmealone9617]

Shad0wSpill haven't we always?

[@Shad0wSpill]

America.

[@lemmealone9617]

Shad0wSpill F yeah

[@bwood8132]

"even the poopy ones" "NAAWWWT DE POOPY WHAUNS!!!!"

[@will-eh3qt]

Anyone else about to binge-watch all the StarCade episodes?

[@gpropeack324]

Me

[@mis1116]

I've got supplies, so keep m ready!

[@AliensAreNoobs]

I feel like there were more episodes that got cut. If you look at the end the box above where it says subscribe has more scenes that we never saw.

[@jamiefairgrieve]

me

[@cryptidofoz]

Meee! Because I've already binged the rest of his channel XD Jon's great. Such re-watch value

[@FrankJavCee]

That music at the beginning tho.

[@icexd5059]

Lol I was just about to tag you cause of the new video FrankJavCee

[@Axtrias]

FrankJavCee What's it called?

[@IamwhateverIwishtobe]

FrankJavCee luv u boo

[@TheUltimateScottz]

FrankJavCee fancy seeing frank here on a jontron

[@IamwhateverIwishtobe]

FrankJavCee frank anthony javceeno here

[@Universer2012]

2:41 Flagged for Animal Abuse.

[@mrgibbets34]

I'm sure PETA already has a kickstarter up and running

[@aeslhectic8747]

Primal Chieftain It's a fake animal..

[@mrgibbets34]

That's the joke

[@theepicvideosrcomin]

Robert Whittaker I wouldn't be shocked if that'd actually happen.

[@theepicvideosrcomin]

Mason Yip It's a joke. Not to be rude.

[@Sebastiangambles702]

Jon is hilarious. The editing is perfect. Extremely entertaining. The sets in the videos are amazing. Best KZbinr period. :)

[@SlyRocko]

Wait...... Did he push the games down or is there gravity?

[@camelcats5280]

bad day?

[@MrMinecraft575]

He forced them down, it would work. For all we know that could have been sped up and the gravity within Jon's ship made them actually come down with force

[@leatherhead333]

MrMinecraft575 Why was there no force trying to suck Darth Vader into the vacuum of space? You can't just casually open a window like that. Even if he was using the force to keep himself from flying off how would Jon have been able to be uneffected? PLOTHOLE

[@hennyM5]

holdingdegree9 yeah I'm starting to think Jon wasn't really in space at all...

[@wazappoful]

The force n' stuff Shut up

[@007man23]

Episode 2 Coming 5/9/16

[@camelcats5280]

lol

[@camelcats5280]

also bad day?

[@AIagremm]

007man23 'We have to wait until 5th of September for episode 2?!' ~ 95% of the planet's population.

[@TheDaggerd1]

Alagremm did you not notice the 2016?

[@AIagremm]

TheDaggerd1 Shit, I dun goofed.

[@mynameisbrillant]

jon tron you have come along way from couch reviews to highend indie blockbluster vauled content...I'm proud of you boy. Please don't stop you give us little guys hope and insipration...I enjoy quality over quantity

[@waydetrino4890]

mynameis brillant why is this edited?

[@mynameisbrillant]

wayde trino because the first time was not good enough ;]

[@mynameisbrillant]

***** lol ^^ this guy

[@princess7jasmine]

Seeing this was 7 years ago and I used to wait for the next episode with extreme anticipation made me feel things...

[@Warsmith_The]

There's a noticeable lack of profanity in this video, so it's obvious that this was Disney using Jon to advertise.

[@peanutarbuckle]

Chemical Man lol no

[@Warsmith_The]

Jose R No argument? Yeah I sure believe you!

[@mujona419]

Chemical Man ........No.

[@spazkitten3000]

O.o it all makes sense!

[@Warsmith_The]

Krilling Machine Have anything useful to add to the conversation? No, you don't, dumbass.

[@Aaron_Stever]

Someone make Darth_Vader_LikesGreenDay1992 a thing!!!!

[@redlimeinq]

Done.

[@stovexlvii3579]

kerplunk

[@SalutanisOrkonus]

Aaron Stever: lol I just looked up the channel and it Exists lol

[@The_Unknown_Wanderer]

TheRedstoneWizard/ /TheRedWiz oh my gosh it does! XD They even have a Pokémon Blue nuzlock let's play XD

[@AlonGoloyad1]

Lol darth vader likes GD. Probably heard every album from 1991 to 2016

[@markwilkins5839]

OUR GOD IS BACK!!!

[@markwilkins5839]

HE HAS FINALY ANSWERED OUR PRAYERS!!!!!!

[@LegoStuffBro133]

Mark Wilkins VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@TheBurkinator4]

Gaming Station DICK SNEEZE

[@Gearen]

YAY

[@VoidSinister]

All hail jontron

[@tac9668]

I remember watching this the day it came out. This video is 6 years old now.

[@VYScuti]

And now we wait for another 40 years. Thank you Moses, I mean jontron.

[@camelcats5280]

bad day?

[@VYScuti]

CamelCats Jontron uploads every 40 years XD

[@VYScuti]

GamerCow XD it is worth the wait

[@fashionshow101]

Your welcome

[@VYScuti]

Moses M STOP TAKING SO LONG!! IT'S BEEN 40 YEARS ARE WE THERE YET?

[@daltonglenn4904]

I'm gonna get a LOT of shit for this, but... Watching this episode was kind of bittersweet. First, Jon goes two months without posting anything. I've been subscribed to him for years, I'm used to that. Okay. Then he posts that video saying where he's been and that he's working on something big. I start to get excited. Then the trailer for Starcade gets released. I'm foaming at the mouth. Jon playing EVERY STAR WARS GAME? Does he have any idea how many there are? That's gonna be one long ass video. Then this is uploaded... as Episode 1. Okay, whatever. He doesn't want to post it all at once. I'm a little pissed, but I can deal with it. And then the actual review doesn't start until roughly 4:30 into the video. Are you kidding? A ten minute video, shorter than most of his other ones, and half of it is him not even reviewing the games? I know I'm expecting a little too much, but come on.

[@SaikoTaiko]

Dalton Glenn Did you really not enjoy seeing Jon as Jon Solo during the first four and a half minutes?

[@daltonglenn4904]

SaikoTaiko Not really. I mean, it was okay, but not fantastic.

[@bruhtholemew]

Look at the production value of this video compared to his others. It's a series, and that's a lot of star wars games. These are atari games, so these don't have a lot to work with, thus leading to a short video.

[@dracocrusher]

Dalton Glenn It seems like he wants to do the games one console at a time. And since there's only 3-4 Atari Star Wars games, he's going to just fill the rest of the video up with whatever the heck so it's good enough to count as a part. If the video was only like 4 or 5 minutes long or something, you'd probably complain about THAT too, I assume. I mean, it's your opinion and everything, but I don't think your complaint really has that much weight to it at all. It's still 10 minutes of Jontron, even if the games aren't the majority of the video, and the others will probably be a lot more game-focused than this.

[@GrantLahey]

Yup... :/

[@benjaminbrady2385]

🎶🎵You could have called this game, bird vs camel and no one would have argued with you🎵🎶!

[@rubenvaldes9736]

Hoo hooo

[@Officiall_Bean]

🎶somebody dicided to make this game🎶

[@fritzreacts3904]

Canon? Is this how Han and Chewie actually lost their Millenium Falcon? The same year the Force Awakens came out....

[@chegg3391]

The fact you even implied that this gloriousness has anything to do with the force awakens hurts my soul

[@corneliusjohnson5357]

YOU NEVER GOT TO THE VECTOR GRAPHICS

[@ezrarhoads8682]

That was funny. Can't wait for the next one to come out in six months

[@enablingbuzz1662]

Lethal Lemur Gaming No..no he's not joking...look at jon's other videos and when he uploaded them.

[@liztuber]

Lethal Lemur Gaming I heard it's every two weeks.

[@lite64]

Star Wars: Bird vs. Camel Somebody make a game out of this! NOW!

[@mujona419]

I'd buy it.

[@EZKSupernova]

Were you not watching? They already did!

[@nautilusinthejungle]

joão carlos Even though you dont play as a bird. There is a game called Attack of the Mutant Camels.

[@Shmidershmax]

joão carlos Already On it i.imgur.com/RhmcueF.jpg

[@ez6128]

joão carlos DONE!!! I released it 5 minutes ago. Wait never-mind DMC take down notice:/

[@conradocastillo9752]

“That’s not my throat” -Jon Tron 2015

[@Samuel-vw4yv]

How did Vader mess up a force choke?

[@ImARealDuck]

The ECH is strong within this one.

[@jackdonkey13]

A Duck Hello fellow duck!

[@MultiShane4]

Is no one freaking out on how GrumpCade and StarCade share names right now????

[@jackdonkey13]

TheMultiGamer4 No

[@TheCatpirate]

Star Wars ship with Star Trek siren, nice.

[@jediorsith24]

I got so pissed at that

[@DrNutnut23]

I think it added a touch of "I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm doing it anyway" to the video. I thought it was pretty funny, anyhow.

[@RJ_Ehlert]

I wonder how many people were mad about the use of a Star Trek alert on a Star Wars ship.

[@Dargonhuman]

***** Dunno. I'm not, but I'm one of those freaks that likes both franchises so it actually pleases my inner geek when they get mashed up together.

[@ColtaineCrows]

***** I didn't even notice tbh.

[@CheeseTaterson]

***** I'd suspect it was intentional, just to see if anyone would catch it lol.

[@MerlosTheMad]

***** I'll admit, I'm very drunk at the moment, but did that 'Who let the dogs out' reference at the end make any sense? o.O

[@austenlangford]

***** what's not to get?

[@BigLuuu]

why is this 7 years old, i remember waiting for these episodes to come out