This TikTok Show Broke Me | Chicken Girls

[@JordanAdika]

beta clucks

[@shanti3099]

ok chocolatey Irish orange m&m

[@ubulayne_]

jordan i envy ur stache

[@aurora9426]

Bird power

[@ratz_go_splatz]

Alpha cakadoodledoo

[@mobiusstripper7279]

Well done.

[@casstheshifter2176]

My proposition for the Wolf Pack's theme song: There are no words. We just howl at the moon and bite people's ankles

[@rVnsunshine]

There may be another internet community that already exists you might be interested in……

[@cortexx7046]

@@rVnsunshine Gamers™

[@rVnsunshine]

@@cortexx7046 so true but I meant furries lmao

[@stytler06]

Is the ankle biting just cause you're 5'4" and that's as high as you can reach?

[@casstheshifter2176]

@@stytler06 5”4? damn i just gained an inch

[@sophie7780]

love you saying tiktok stars are "drafted" into these shows like they're being sent to vietnam lmao

[@appleoatie]

LMFAO PLS

[@undeadbeanz]

Off topic but I feed my fish while watching KZbin, my fish can always see the videos but doesn't pay them any mind. Jordan, he stopped hunting his little pellets to stare at you, you'd do well in the fish entertainment business.

[@angieglover159]

He is adorable

[@simsimmaa]

@@angieglover159 the fish or…

[@angieglover159]

@@simsimmaa Jordan. Lol

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

@@angieglover159 what about the fish? Lol

[@simsimmaa]

@@angieglover159 yeah what abt the fish 🤨

[@fancythisgirl3]

Eggie’s giving off strong “I have a dark past” vibes and I’m here for it.

[@duhminant]

This show has about as solid an understanding of high school as Euphoria

[@alexisgm4284]

more realistic than euphoria tbh

[@steppin-razor]

I mean my hs experience was pretty close to euphoria as far as Rues story with addiction goes

[@steppin-razor]

Nerds

[@BullyGirlUzi]

@@steppin-razor the amount of times I’ve had this conversation on the internet. People think just because they didn’t experience it that it’s unrealistic but it’s real for a lot of people. That’s why the show was created. It’s based on real life. The weird sheltered kids always wanna write think pieces.

[@roj6895]

i thought these were middle schoolers??

[@BlackKoffeeKiss]

Jordan will always be my favorite chicken girl

[@JordanAdika]

cheers

[@o11v3rr]

word

[@gin2943]

I was born and raised in San Francisco and I actually never spoke any words other than filler background lines until I moved to New York three years ago. I'm also a 40 year old who was born in 1997.

[@Poedoco]

eh???

[@parrazarre1773]

Same

[@desabell089]

Thats great

[@alaasocool]

yes, this is just like real life highschool in the real life world we live in currently !

[@Imowe_]

We run so high 🏃‍♀️🏃🏃‍♂️ We howl together (howl together) 😱 We are the wolf pack🐺 With fur or whatever (fur or whatever) 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@victordefinitely2165]

yes.

[@brkh96]

priceless 👌🏾

[@heartsforbrenda]

perfect

[@stitchizgay]

Yes

[@M3A0W]

Thats good

[@chittyblue3635]

Every time he makes a dream joke I fucking lose my SHIT. I know I shouldn't but he just keeps making them and I just keep *laughing*

[@tedra3493]

I truly believed we would never see chicken girls again, yet here we are.

[@priyanpaprika2613]

Same holy I haven’t seen this show since middle school 💀

[@jaqsre]

i think this show got removed from my memory because it took me a solid 3 minutes to realise what we were doing 😭

[@NaleiTheArtist]

I had no memory of it even tho his other videos says watched😭

[@jaqsre]

@@NaleiTheArtist SAME “wait who are these people and why is there no introduction to this” 😶

[@SupaidaFan]

E

[@roguerockstar4516]

17:20 i love that "real life dream" insuiates that dream isn't real lmao

[@dandaropa]

Even if I die in 22 minutes Jordan, I’ll still finish this video first

[@arlo_slater9009]

You will.

[@quenchedyt]

You have no choice.

[@joycewible8816]

It is inevitable.

[@JordanAdika]

did you die

[@dandaropa]

@@JordanAdika Not yet, but I’m patient

[@hippopajamas]

the chaos of Jordan jumping in nine seasons on with absolutely no context and then just sticking to it.

[@ThePurpleZebra]

I think I'm most intrigued by everyone's monochromatic outfits

[@witheraway.6562]

i won't lie, even if the show is a lil funky i'm really happy seeing different types of people being represented. i think i would have genuinely liked this show as kid, just because a lot of those kids did look like people from my schools. it's nice.

[@Sqwidiot]

its definitely better than a lot of kids shows

[@Jayla1312]

Jordan slowly forming a cult, bawk bawk awoo

[@morningstar..]

KZbin put a translate to English option on this comment.

[@fonze5664]

Lmaooo

[@DKF_oli]

The entire 3 decades I’ve been alive my grandfather has been, as a fanatic of the sport and also a total Dad, referring to the sport as “hockey ball”, and hearing you say it has made my spirit leave (and subsequently return) to my body

[@anenemystand5582]

I'm always up for another episode of "Jordan harassed children in the comment section of their favorite show."

[@calderspotts3629]

Chicken girls takes the little hope I have left for human decency, and elevates it completely. Dare I say better than The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, and I will go there. Chicken girls is even better than That one tiktok doctor show.

[@Tamya999]

Please keep watching with us i don’t think i can find it in myself to watch without your commentary but I’m invested

[@GlennBRust]

I truly hate how much I wanna know what happens in the next episode.

[@DiMagnolia]

You and Jarvis are getting me through throwing out my back thank you

[@Imowe_]

I legit thought this said “throwing it back” & I thought “oooo tmi, but it must be boring😬” 😂😂

[@zetjet9901]

@@Imowe_ 💀💀

[@thiccboi8963]

I thought it “Blowing my back out”

[@o_cet]

I'm so disappointed in myself for laughing at "creeper" joke...

[@sirgreyspear]

Well if it isn’t old Johnny Content himself back to bring us another video

[@Ramberta]

he specifically asked to not be called that. also lol.

[@toastghost2448]

@@Ramberta well if he doesn't like Johnny Content I guess we could substitute it for Tommy Petrol, its a similarly strong name

[@michellemulenga3053]

Me: Yeah lemme go to bed it’s 2 am Jordan: Woah woah woah chicken girl time missy

[@michellemulenga3053]

😭😭wait a minute did we hear that Epstein lyric?

[@michellemulenga3053]

She said “Well I’m not” like damn bro😭that’s mean

[@Dailyidentitycrisis]

1:48 THE TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN

[@heartsforbrenda]

I CAME BACK TO THIS VID JUST TO SEE IF SOMEONE COMMENTED ABT THAT 😭

[@Dailyidentitycrisis]

@@heartsforbrenda slay

[@LoopX]

Jordan I don't have anything comedic to utter. I just want to say I love your videos and that you have improved my life. Thanks.

[@hellothere139]

We’re howling at the moon cos we’re alpha males That’s a non gendered term inclusivity prevails We’re howling at the moon together tonight Not furrys though who tf stole my sprite

[@hellothere139]

Btw this is a joke not a very good one but I’m not being serious

[@josieerin505]

@@hellothere139 no i like it

[@ZijnShayatanica]

THIS IS OUR SONG NOW.

[@heylol_.]

I LOVE THIS.

[@neuroatypicalkirby2]

BUT WHO STOLE THEIR SPRITE

[@roguestowl2280]

As a particularly enthusiastic vacuum, I’m deeply offended when caterpillars try to escape.

[@beartrqp]

HOW DID JORDAN KNOW WHAT DREAM LOOKED LIKE

[@gremlinwc8996]

EXACTLY

[@crybaby3710]

"I'm from the past, maybe I'm racist" lmaooo

[@DyspraxicRob]

god damnit dude you deserve much more recognition than what you're currently getting. Easily one of the best commentary channels on KZbin atm. Awoo bark bark Cacaw cacaw

[@Chloe_Kitty]

so nice seeing dream branch out these days

[@asilannasnoyl5950]

“Oh I used to catch the hockey … ball” killed me😂😂

[@comicgamer2041]

I am truly hoping this show is a prequel to the Sonic movies with Eggie growing up

[@MrPidg]

I just want to know what the age range is supposed to be in the show, I thought it was middle school then we've got people who are clearly at least 29

[@Evanz111]

The real life Dream jokes KILL me

[@Sar_bear]

Why the fuck am I kind of invested in the Chicken Girls now. How did you do this?

[@RobotLover696]

“You just got yolked” HAD NO BUSINESS MAKING ME LAUGH THAT HARD

[@sumrzzz]

currently experiencing crippling fibromyalgia pains , this made it a tad bit better

[@jessymortimer1212]

just got diagnosed with it and i did not expect to find solidarity in this comments section lol. me too

[@espribrockway]

You'll get through this flare up!! Keep positive and don't forget to drink water and eat something everyday, no matter how bad it feels :) You got this!

[@spookyufo98]

i hope you feel better soon! wishing you well ❣️

[@servetica]

aw watching this to distract from my chronic pain too lol

[@Numerosity]

The crazy part is that he actually looks like a younger version of Dream

[@gremlinwc8996]

Exactly, it's driving me crazy how no one is leaving any comments about how he like predicted the Dream face reveal lmao

[@72631]

if you plan on exclusively making chicken girls reaction content, I completely support that decision

[@SuperNoah160]

They don't call him Content Johnny for nothing, folks

[@deaf-tomcat]

lol Yasmina is so adorable, i can't hate her full toothed smile

[@taylor101vanderploeg]

I'm not one to bully children or anything, but yasmina's facial expressions and perpetual full-tooth-smile make me want to kyle-punch a wall

[@WhosBean]

I vehemently hate Yasmina.

[@Imowe_]

I don’t want to hate Yasmina, but they literally made her character the absolute worst

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

But she got drip tho! I can't help but love her T_T

[@o.lemon.o]

Literally, and also she got napoleons height wrong. He wasn’t 5’7, he was 5’6, and the reason the other girl said 5’2 was because at the time (with the French measurements used) he was actually considered 5’2. In TODAYS measurements he was 5’6. She is somehow pretentious but also wrong

[@DespOIcito]

@@o.lemon.o I assumed she had meant 5'2 in today's terms was wrong, as the girl says "he was 5'2" in response to (to counter?) being told he wasn't short It is funny that her character says 5'7 instead of 5'6 though

[@anabelsama]

Since I watched you over Jarvis' channel I was like, I would love to watch this man in his own youtube channel, and now here you are! I am so happy for you

[@monkeyfan37]

i used to watch the first few seasons back in like 2018 and tbh you just had to be there, these new episodes could never compare to the iconic dramas the original chicken girls had...

[@guilhermeshiba3135]

this show is the opposite of euphoria in many different levels

[@erin0322]

16:27 “ahhhh…golden gate…dridge” had me cackling

[@Quailllldawg]

"catch the hockey ball" was way too funny lol

[@fuzzydays5699]

You know what kinda vibes this show gives off?? If you’ve ever watched “The Sleepover Club”, an Australian show based on a book series. It’s a little more higher quality, but only ever so slightly.

[@coreykirkbride]

Unironically, “The egg lays again” is an amazing catchphrase

[@TheOctavian316]

17:48 "Ah yes, a fisted bump. Initiating!" 🤖 ⬛====================🤜

[@sashuni1064]

"I can't believe I'm howling at the moon, But I'm also have bird powers" Fkn BARS

[@sadiez8317]

wolf pack feels pathetic now that i know about the chicken girls

[@7BUGS]

dont lose hope soldier were the strongest birdwolf army on. o7

[@roguestowl2280]

Okay, I’m going to need a mashup of the chicken girls theme and Jordan’s usual outro song.

[@hibak_]

God I’m actually really enjoying these chicken girl videos lol

[@googleoogle]

Jordan I'm stressed the fuck out over school thank u so much for posting this, listening to u ramble about media is my safespace lol 💛

[@ZijnShayatanica]

Your humour gives off the most powerful "if Howard Moon & Vince Noir got trapped in one body" energy.

[@Kyran1996]

Eggie has really moved up in the acting business. From Firefist in Deadpool 2 to Doctor Eggman in Chicken Girls.

[@lynnazor]

"We fly so high doing, erm, we howl at the moon, howl at the moon" is bars.

[@neivilde.1242]

clearly he hasn't read my really long and useless comment explaining the convoluted lore of the brat tv universe

[@parkermattern6314]

When Jordan said “I can’t remember what happened, something was going on” and could have stopped there and I would have understood lmfao

[@Negol-ele]

What up CHICKEN GANG! BWOK BWOK!

[@thementalhealthproject1852]

0:22 oh thank god-

[@mallarieanderson6439]

Need more chicken girls, and as far as I know your channel is the only place on KZbin to find it

[@0nionly]

Jordan straight up bullying this entire show 😭😭😭

[@aishatrbl]

jordan terrorising probably actual 12 year olds in the comments section is one of the funniest part of the chicken girls series 😭😭

[@kristinepinlac2796]

Wow, watching this in 1.5x speed is the closest to an acid trip as I'll ever get

[@joannamastron]

golden gate dridge is peak comedy and they should rename it that, effective immediately

[@k.k.7797]

wolves of a feather, down to Dante’s 9th circle of hell. We fly together! 🤪🐣

[@MrAlexColeman91]

this is kinda awkward, but can you not tell Jarvis that i’m here? He just introduced us and I feel a little weird just hanging out one-on-one, ya know? Like, I think Jarvis’ feelings would be hurt that we didn’t invite him

[@intern_dana]

idk how to say this without sounding passive agressive, but i *love* how annoying yasmina is. like she reminds of myself at that age--an autistic girl who acts too chipper to the point of being inhuman, "umm actually"-ing everyone into a frothing rage, and becoming the obsession of a polo wearing nerd who got kicked out a Yugioh tournament for saying slurs. i feel weirdly seen also all her outfits so far are fucking sick, like legitimately i love them

[@idontknowwhattoput3090]

Ummmm slurs??!

[@emofurryboyfriendasmr]

SLURS ???

[@lalenahoffmann3804]

If child me had had representation like that I might not suffer from low self esteem. I'm so happy for the kids like me who see themselves represented and grow up to be healthier than me!

[@whoareyoun0w]

Look. I’m slightly invested in chicken girls after watching this and I need to know what happens immediately through you thanks Jordan

[@erosirisgrey]

jordan: you don't have long left lol your time is coming to an end sooner than you think me, with a terminal illness: tell me about it lol

[@yanrezu3029]

+*This is the only channel I watch that keeps me laughing out loud the entire video, wolf gang pack crowd herd possee rise high

[@maiaselkirk9600]

I have no concept of how long the intro song is for this show and it feels like it could be the same length as the whole episode, which feels about right

[@raimarulightning]

Is it weird that I kind of love this show? It's, like... Actually good? It's not super cringe or out of touch. It's actually really nice to watch. Damn. Well done, Chicken Girls

[@wemadeyouasweaterlee]

12:16 I am so upset that he didn't say he "unlisted" his speed running trophy. Missed opportunity

[@HighMcKie]

The maranda sings joke aged weird

[@alicehargest]

"oh golden gate... Dridge" 😭😭😭 Jordan please

[@bones_r_cool]

Your videos are so funny, I always enjoy them and your humor is hilarious. Also chicken girls is great and I'm invested in it now there's so much drama lmao

[@sewlemony1470]

Wolf pack a woot, ba caw, hoot! We howl at the moon, wolf pack!

[@itzziggy]

1:54 she channels Rosa from b99

[@titansepicvideos]

dude not cool what you did at the end . the music burned off my eardrums and they peacefully and painfully melted away and now oh god I am death dude.

[@titansepicvideos]

deaf

[@uufruity]

pfft right after jordan mentioned his eyebrows, i couldn’t stop noticing how they move for the rest of the video

[@trashspaghetti2]

This is literally how i am. My eyebrows are constantly moving and when i see videos of myself talking eye can’t talk my eyes off my eyebrow movements 😩

[@greedthenyavaricious]

this show feels like a nightmare where everything is too cartoony and too colorful so you know something is wrong but you don't know what and then you wake up, forever wondering what it was

[@noaag]

1:05 this edit is killer!

[@khaleesiknope]

Thank god you posted this because I just watched the first one then refused to seek out what happened after that cliffhanger so I would have never known!

[@allymcclain7326]

I love how invested I am getting in this thanks to Jordan

[@macilee1053]

As someone who watched the first season of chicken girls when it first started this is hilarious watching my younger self and older self conflict

[@Nerodotnet]

Particularly enthusiastic vacuum cleaner almost made me choke on my scones

[@JoshGavroy]

Girl, you look like every single token you got is fungible. Oh man, that killed me.

[@kdej-si4vo]

I watched the entire season because of Jordan. I’ve never watched something so bad and I’m so happy I binged it.

[@tabithaanne9296]

As a KZbin veteran whose been here since 2015, I would never waste my time on content. Love your videos and so much! 😁

[@Donsensical]

When you said you're becoming someone who likes the show, I felt the same way after watching hours of jarvis watching Dhar Mann. I actually enjoy watching dhar mann videos now

[@connorhart7597]

Jordan: epstein didnt kill himself Gigachads: epstein didnt kill himself.... but he should have