"Peanut: Can you hear me now?" | Arguing with Myself | JEFF DUNHAM

Peanut hushes up, for once, in this clip from my 2006 special "Arguing with Myself." Enjoy!
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[@cuppatai5492]

I always think of each puppet as an individual. He's so good at giving each of them a different personality and you forget it's all just Jeff.

[@hackcubit9663]

And that's why he's on Netflix and many other ventriloquists aren't. Not saying others are bad, but Jeff Dunham, as you say, does a fantastic job giving each of his characters a very distinct and vibrant personality.

[@nessadavis71]

I agreed!

[@rodneywhite3651]

Can we get 10000 subs with no vids Jeff was a guest contestant on Celebrity Family Feud with his family and Steve actually talked to Walter like he was real so he knows about that as well.

[@dwightstewart7181]

I first saw Jeff Dunham in a video sometime back in the late 80's or early 90's. In that, he was putting one of his puppets (perhaps Peanut) back into the suitcase when it didn't want to go. The audience moaned when the puppet started begging pitifully, to which Jeff responded "it's just a puppet, people." Made me laugh then, and still smile now. Jeff is very good at what he does.

[@gracesweirdlife742]

Oh jeff fa fa

[@mikep4823]

It takes a pure genius to actually make people feel as there is 2 people on stage. Jeff is a true entertainer.

[@OyasumiRay]

When he practically eats Jeffs face after the laugh gets me every time

[@cryptkeepings]

Same xD

[@k.0.448]

Ikr I have to rewind every time xD

[@MissAfricanAmerican99]

yes!

[@mattgerrish908]

Levi Squad Reject Me too!

[@whiteunicorn9955]

i died at that part

[@notmaddie06]

I can’t imagine the puppets just sitting here lifeless so I imagine them all running around Jeff’s house on their own

[@notmaddie06]

John 3:16 I’m not religious

[@americancountryball2077]

John 3:16 with all do respect a ventriloquist’s youtube channel is not made for religion so can you move on somewhere

[@MePengu]

@@Eric.43 why tf are you here??

[@manifestedbeauty]

It's what Jeff would have wanted 😂😂

[@iamerror6546]

Jon 3:16

[@ayvawheatley8994]

U go to a business and go, "mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm..... You are a BUSINESS" i dieeeeee! !!😖😖😂😂😂😆😆😆

[@Andrew-ml1xr]

Lmfao best part

[@astheticz_raxhel3188]

Dead 😊

[@mikecross137]

Lol

[@xbrando7]

I'm a Business Analyst and it's basically just corporate code talk for "project guy"

[@naifalrumaihi286]

Mee tooo

[@velos8915]

Dude I swear he makes me bealive theres 2 people on stage

[@d.e.b.b5788]

Watch him with peanut, little jeff, and another puppet. Amazing, he must rehearse the four characters a lot to get it right.

[@SirDeanosity]

I'm sure we aren't the only ones. Joe Biden+Jeff Dunham for president.

[@d.e.b.b5788]

@@SirDeanosity Nah. Peanut and Jose Jalapeno as the all puppet ticket.

[@breannachartier8090]

Right

[@ajcristo4679]

U can see his lips moving moron

[@antasmathebatking2386]

"What if someone here has a hair lip?" "Thorry!" "OH, STOP IT!"

[@ryanzimmerman1594]

"What if someone has a hair lip and a lazy eye their really gonna be PITHED OFF"

[@codyxehanort9926]

Dude!

[@victorreyes9941]

Back to you do. Eeeeeeoow

[@dakidbespittinnuthinbutdat9807]

Lmao

[@sarahnagachika_yt6475]

Antasma, The Bat King 200 like lol just wanted to point that out

[@celticraven8523]

As a deaf person I can also agree this is hilarious and actually happens in real life all the time

[@thegamingknight642]

Okay, I understand going to a concert, since you feel the sound too, but a ventriloquist is a bit less... explainable.

[@socalautisticman1975]

@@thegamingknight642 Commenter can probably read lips

[@stevenhulbert7540]

Thank you for your honesty

[@kingjosiahiv4070]

@@thegamingknight642 closed captioning?

[@KittyCat-vo6yr]

Wait how do you listen to it? 🤨

[@TheAntHar1]

3:45 The way Jeff slightly shakes his head - makes it look even more believable that Peanut actually said that

[@cyberkiller83]

Jeff is a genius!! He has a gift not only at ventriloquism. But as comedian. He is just hilarious

[@Ctrooper2011]

Ventriloquism and comedian

[@cyberkiller83]

@@Ctrooper2011 yes sorry. Spanish is my primary language

[@Ctrooper2011]

@@cyberkiller83 S'aw dight!

[@KittyCat-vo6yr]

@@Ctrooper2011 ?

[@Ctrooper2011]

@@KittyCat-vo6yr It's slang for "It's all right".

[@kylieercums2899]

I swear this guy is so good at ventriloquism ,and I know a lot of people say this, but some times I forget these puppets aren’t alive, each of them have there own personalities and Jeff is such a perfect guy for comedy and I just love peanut, Jose, and achmed there probably my favorite characters in these amazing shows which is probably why I find myself binging them after a long day of school so thanks Jeff you make my days better which is why I want to see one of your shows someday

[@stevenhosea4849]

Kylie Ercums No

[@dddancefan2904]

I know right

[@mzcrystallover93]

steven hosea yes

[@dartskipper3170]

I see that school isn't teaching punctuation anymore.

[@theresabunch7084]

That’s for sure I love the one where he has like four of them going at once 😂😂

[@BronyIncYT]

I love how Jeff apologized for the jokes Peanut makes. It really makes the puppets feel more alive

[@StevoE7]

He’s the straight man in the comedy act. And then you realise he’s the one with the fucked up mind 🤣🤣

[@22_Will]

“What if someone here has a lazy eye?” “ILL TRY TO CONFUSE THEM!” *MOVES ALL OVER THE PLACE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE*

[@farmgirl400]

🤦🏼‍♀️ I'm sorry.

[@eloiseobrien-brown70]

IKR lol

[@farmgirl400]

@@eloiseobrien-brown70 😆

[@herpderpmapleserp149]

i love how i see all his puppets as actual people and not jeff dunham talking for them. great job jeff!

[@herpderpmapleserp149]

***** Finally someone who knows who he is...haha everyone usually has no idea who he is. I love that movie too!

[@herpderpmapleserp149]

THEY ALL FLOAT !!!! *****

[@cheyenneeagle4815]

It scares the absolute shit outta me!!

[@straightouttahomeworld5725]

HerpDerpMapleSerp ' pennywise!

[@angelpallone710]

HerpDerpMapleSerp ' you can see Jeff's neck moving. He is talking for them

[@itsthatdudegavin]

“Fix my eyes a**hole” I died😂

[@astheticz_raxhel3188]

XD

[@osamasadigh5085]

XD

[@josephward9600]

Ikr! I cried I laughed so hard

[@rayaguirre2084]

Jeff Dunham is going to be so upset when the puppets finally leave him to do their own shows.

[@TheZeek34]

underrated comment

[@astheticz_raxhel3188]

Yeah they’re gonna run away and Josè will be the first jalapeño in space💚

[@your-momm]

@@astheticz_raxhel3188 on a stick

[@SonnyBubba]

Peanut: “I tried going solo.” Jeff: “what happened?” Peanut (looks down at the platform) “I kept falling off this frikin thing.”

[@metallichrisvlogs9390]

If I were to ever get a “neow” directed at me by Peanut I would NOT be disappointed. Also, when Peanut always goes to eat Jeff’s face is the funniest thing 😂

[@pyxzik]

I am actually deaf but only partially one ear, i know some sign language, when i heard this i could not stop laughing!!! 😂 Good job Jeff!!!!

[@stevenhosea4849]

Jessica Lowry Good. Good

[@sloane.2747]

I have a lazy eye and that lazy eye joke had me howling 😂

[@oceanflowoceanflowhangouts6630]

I born partly death so I had to get tubs is my ears and I had to get lots of surgeries in both of my ears. So I know what u are going through

[@conconcrete]

Im glad that you guys are so happy and can laugh despite your disabilities :D

[@mahalayananda]

Thank you for sharing this. Its important. From my experience people with disabilities have the sickest disability jokes I ever heard. Its usually regular people who get offended, which is really weird.

[@tammyflores2698]

I love the way peanut laughes!

[@thethirdworld1829]

I honestly forget sometimes that Jeff is the only one on stage. His characters are so diverse and unique, and have so much personality

[@pieforlifeme]

"Nununu PESTO" "Stop what if someone has a hair lip!" "Thorry" 😂😂

[@tjstarblood624]

"What if somebody here has a lazy eye?" "I'll confuse 'em!"

[@wolfstudios5759]

Hell's Princess I have a lazy eye

[@hollyleonard4037]

"Do you know what cellphone sex is?" "No." "Can you feel me now? How about now?"

[@hollyleonard4037]

I think Peanut is the only puppet that is gay.

[@lorenzobaker7357]

Bert and Earny

[@loganentertainment1814]

Holly Leonard,😖😖😖😖😖😖

[@reynafigueroa1232]

Holly Leonard hahahaha

[@BreezyLuna]

You are a business.

[@havocfilms3428]

This never gets old. No.matter how many times I watch this.

[@amberrizzi1207]

The part with the hair lip and lazy eye always gets me

[@whyareyoulookingatthis7888]

Na-Na Naaa PESTO

[@hatinonyou8260]

Pefto

[@subjectdelta4758]

PM For PandaMan | Jeff: what if someone here has a hair lip Peanut: S-ptf-orry

[@juliettechampsaur4088]

I have a lazy eye

[@sidneyprice5514]

"They brought a bunch of deaf people to see the ventriloquist!! What's next? Taking blind people to see David Copperfield?"

[@maxharter5716]

....... The elephant disappeared......... It just f***cking disappeared.

[@sidneyprice5514]

@@maxharter5716 oh now he's juggling!! You should see- Oh Sorry!

[@maxharter5716]

@@lisaweinert9206 We're quoting Peanut, dumbass.

[@justinharvey7398]

@@lisaweinert9206 You really are an idiot!

[@gowen8128]

Lisa Weinert go away

[@thomasulrich7086]

*can you feel me know* ~Peanut 2016

[@tiffanymau9022]

*now

[@nicolefaith7000]

thomas ulrich #Trump does the same....lol 😂😂

[@thomasulrich7086]

LLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLL

[@kennylallak5887]

Nicole Faith TRUMP IS A DUCKING MAGGOT

[@justme-et3sr]

I think some of the things that Peanut says are even from 1991. I saw some parts when he tells the same freacking joke that literally has 25 years

[@CooperGal24]

XD There was a blooper of this scene, where Peanut lost his “Hair”, and pointed to one guy in the audience before he said “Now I look like THAT guy!”, who’s bald btw!

[@astheticz_raxhel3188]

XD

[@michellehiggins7280]

IVE SEEN IT IT WAS FUNNY

[@christianparrish7544]

The elephant disappeared! It just *bleeps* disappeared! Oh, wait now he's juggling, you should see . . . oh sorry!

[@Blizzardheart12]

Christian Parrish that part cracked me up lol

[@geraldwadesmith3976]

They are all equally beautiful and and individual. What an amazing performance as always.

[@pwingwes4128]

"THE hell are they thinking?

[@christianparrish6647]

Hello it's me with a new account.

[@kayc4890]

When i was little I thought the puppets were real 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and I still think they are real 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@karenmclean8052]

kay c I know they have been taken over by spirits funny ones

[@brookebosse8878]

Peanut is my fave he is soo freaking funny

[@erinschell7999]

same! I love peanut.

[@b_pa55]

Peanut is my fav to

[@decameronmayes4297]

Same

[@cpmow831]

he is like a really funny hyperactive little kid who just got into mom's candy stash

[@sparklez63368]

+Chad Mower Peanut and achmed are the best. and jose but he is like peanuts "sidestick"

[@maryomnes9445]

I just love it when peanut laughs and then kisses Jeff's face. He always makes fun of people after he asks them what's there name. He is the best one of them all. 😄☺😀

[@lunaschauer1099]

I always laugh my butt off when I see peanut he is so funny

[@deagansrv8631]

I agree so much he is the BESSSSSSST puppet on Jeff-fa-fa Dun-ham

[@adamopal1016]

Luna Schauer he is funny so "FOCUS YOU MORON" if you have a lazy eye or a hair lip

[@lunaschauer1099]

Peanut always makes me laugh

[@adamopal1016]

Luna Schauer you know what pissed me off today?

[@totallynottakeshiasakura9753]

+Adam & opal101 what?

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

You cut out the part where he says “The sad part is, this is all completely true!”, which makes it even funnier.

[@ladyvenusdragon]

I love that line

[@mahalayananda]

And.. We are going to hell Arent we?

[@Dr.Disney]

Mahalayananda swami Oop here we are!

[@christianparrish6647]

@@Dr.Disney no!

[@tylerwells1333]

i find it so f***ing hilarious that it was true of what had happened at the show in D.C.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chasingrainbowsxd4285]

Anyone else think Achmed and Peanut would get along so weellllllll😂😂😂😂

[@traeandanti3212]

Kind of

[@rephax4445]

Nah Achmed would probably kill peanut for being a weirdo but yeah other than that yep!

[@whenunutandshekeepsuckin6976]

Shadow Chan uhhh....no he would not it’s so out of character even for him

[@n8corner261]

Not in the show when achmed tried to kill peanut with nuts that peanut is allergic to

[@Gashnaw]

Not really, Achmed may be weird and kind of nutty, but peanut goes off the deep end from ground zero. There is not lax moment. Bubba J may be more peanut's speed. or even Pair bubba J up with Achmed. he is a fair catalyst, one of my less favorite characters, but definitely fair. (He is not like Jameson, or Big Daddy D or any of the one time characters like achmed's son or the superhero with a massive nose.

[@jerrydoolittle9747]

This skit has to be my favorite of Jeff's. I was rolling on the floor the first time I heard Peanut and the signer skit, and every time since...

[@sophiebell5515]

“A business analyst...........Fascinating. “

[@RhineStone46]

Sophie B do you go like. Hmmm hmmm you are a business

[@RhineStone46]

Mary Simpson before this we were in DC

[@RhineStone46]

Mary Simpson about five minutes into the show I had to look down about where you were sitting dude there was a guy sitting where you were but he was facing THAT WAY?👉🏻

[@simgirl8181]

And every time I said something he would go(pop mouth, sign language)so I say hey buddy what are you doing?

[@simgirl8181]

This guy's a signer! Jeff:right A sign-er! Think about this for a minute they brought a bunch if deaf people to see the ventriloquist *high pitched* "what?!" What are they gonna do next take all the blind folks to see David Copperfield The elephant disappeared It just f**kin disappeared OMG HE'S JUGGLING NOW! You should see-oh sorry.

[@dataexpunged2397]

_"They brought a bunch of deaf people to see a ventriloquist!"_

[@ditnooitweer]

3:24

[@sethmayberry8548]

fu

[@ryanzimmerman1594]

Next we're gonna take all the blind folks out to see David Copperfield

[@stickofiron2336]

He’s juggling now you should see OH SORRY

[@MR-cc9wo]

That's pretty sad yeah

[@lilthommodt]

1:35 now THAT is how you acknowledge an awkward moment XD

[@MissAfricanAmerican99]

ikr lol 😁😁😁

[@icyxrae]

😂😊💓

[@sheenahunter4188]

Very funny

[@shaya2640]

totally

[@bee9330]

XD wtf

[@shenloken2]

The rest of this special was hilarious too when talking about Santa Ana. “It’s a town with a lot of history!” “Translated: Old-As-Shit!”

[@hopeygirl8110]

never smoked pot? no. never done drugs? no. then how the hell, did you come up with meee? 🤙🏻

[@jaadya.3629]

Yeah where is that at

[@mysteryfeels7264]

Hope Sims im LOL

[@dawgsfan1196]

Is that in this special or in spark of insanity?

[@dalis5133]

Hope Sims what time is that at

[@jenndavis330]

Hope Sims what part is this

[@ikeameatballs4146]

WHAAAAAAAT(high pitched voice)

[@farmgirl400]

IKEA MEATBALLS what if someone here has a lazy eye?

[@antasmathebatking2386]

The elephant disappeared. IT JUST F(CENSORED)KING DISAPPEARED!

[@gorgeousfreeman1318]

Oh my god he's juggling now you see- *OH SORRY*

[@stupidwalnut]

I didn't get the elephant joke

[@gorgeousfreeman1318]

@@stupidwalnut blind folks to see a magician WHAT DO YOU NEED IN ORDER TO APPRECIATE A MAGIC TRICK?!

[@iharleyi]

@alex haes because they thought it was funny and it's the internet you're going to see some stupid shit

[@phillipwells7997]

@@stupidwalnut the elephant part...(elephant in the room) basically means an awkward thing/moment/subject that gets avoided.not talked about.. I believe that when he says that he means he was pulling the piss out of the signer..an awkward topic but made funny..

[@burrob78]

God i love peanut!!! Especially when he bites Jeff’s face

[@pocketrocket6966]

Don't you miss Jeff Fa-Fa?

[@pocketrocket6966]

Oh Jeff Fa-Fa oh Jeff Fa-Fa without me you would suck ka-ka!!!

[@randomthings5383]

0:30 rewatching this everyday still funny

[@kitkatncalli3677]

YES YES

[@somenerd6367]

Ya know sometimes i forget peanut is a dummie😂

[@johnathanshadowhunter8801]

me too

[@AllWorldsEnd]

Do you mean that literally or emotionally for him LOL

[@tylerwilson3507]

@@AllWorldsEnd why not both 😂

[@tffp_]

I know

[@HarleyQuinn-nl7zv]

"A business analyst.....….fascinating".

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

+Harrison Hotchkiss This is a business.

[@shaneslaps]

You are a business

[@GaMeOvErRules]

+Harrison Hotchkiss mhmhmh

[@SAGENT2]

+GaMeOvErRules you are a business

[@Nyamans]

You go up to a business and your like

[@mikeslife6902]

1:27 “focus you moron!” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@delfaramales8068]

I love how peanut laughs in Jeff's face xD

[@suloveshrestha4070]

haha i just love those parts of peanut laughing

[@elrads]

+Delfa Ramales Those are the scenes that really make me laugh the most

[@its_a_poncho]

yees

[@sarahparkes2199]

yeah I like it to

[@vy2315]

Sometimes, I forget that the puppets aren't real.

[@Scheca10LP]

didyoujustassumemygender? Same

[@abomination3287]

SO TRUE

[@emilyvos3249]

didyoujustassumemygender? Me2

[@shelleycarmichael4740]

i know right

[@oliviafinan7266]

Did you remember he was a puppet when he said *They brought a bunch of deaf people to see a contrilaquist

[@lunagemwild2563]

"Do you know what Pesto is?" "Pesto, it goes on salads." " No its a magician with a hair lip, PETHDO!"😭😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@lycanthis9963]

Actually he's a pigeon with a short fuse, always misunderstanding what you call him. THAT'S IT!

[@farmgirl400]

@@michaelm3461 what if someone here has a hair lip?

[@michaelm3461]

@@farmgirl400 SPPHORRY!!

[@farmgirl400]

@@michaelm3461 OH STOP IT!!

[@emmagottlieb9379]

Mary Simpson what if they have a harelip and a lazy eye? They’re gonna be PITHED OFF!

[@uafgames9061]

I love how spastic Peanut is and how self-aware all of his puppets are. It makes me think they possibly could be alive and they rely on Jeff for their voice.

[@foosington]

Jeff - "What if someone here has a hair-lip?" Peanut - "S-pth-orry" Peanut - "Boy what if they have a hair-lip and a lazy eye, they're really gonna be, Bift-up!" Me: Dead on the floor

[@adamopal1016]

Me: -being peanut and saying FOCUS YOU MORON to people with lazy eyes- ur welcome

[@alextheschnozz]

xXVoltagexShotXx #BubbaJ

[@dianapulido810]

Diabetes

[@aurawraxd]

xXVoltagexShotXx same

[@Krysys_Wave]

Its miffed up

[@alexisfay8915]

I will never get tired or bored of watching these

[@geoffbache9897]

Damn right

[@SafetyNikki08]

I will never forget when I saw Jeff Dunham for the first time on t.v. in the early 90's..I have never laughed so hard until then and still do..He really brings the puppets to life..Thank you Jeff for the continous laughs..waving to Peanut, Jose, Walter, Ackmed..oh, wait.. you too Jeff..lol 😉

[@troldrian]

Nikki L and aj

[@dwightstewart7181]

I first saw Jeff Dunham in a video sometime back in the late 80's or early 90's. In that, he was putting one of his puppets (perhaps Peanut) back into the suitcase when it didn't want to go. The audience moaned when the puppet started begging pitifully, to which Jeff responded "it's just a puppet, people." Made me laugh then, and still smile now. Jeff is very good at what he does.

[@alexanderthegame4286]

0:06 Yo this might fit as a perfect beat😂

[@luizagrant7074]

Peanut is my absolute favourite!!!! Jeff-ffa is brilliant!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@TheGamer-fi2db]

Peanut is the best charachter

[@andrewmoralde6244]

The Gamer on god he the best

[@paulrasmussen8953]

Ahmed is best

[@marialittle128]

Peanut is the best

[@BETMARKonTube]

You see, *this* is a good way to be a sick bastard. He's somehow still funny *and* polite. That's why I love him. -BETMARK-

[@heavisbubbles]

BETMARKonTube Priceless I love it😂

[@corrynhenry5397]

Hi

[@rethawoodberry4502]

yf vhvhfyics +_*® vhve vj!d*_4_'&&_*""&&&&&&&&&"&&&7&&&7"&&&7&&7&&7&&&7&&7&&&777+7777++77+

[@haungo3266]

hes the best on my list :)

[@caleighajones765]

Oh and have you heard a song for kids and it is called the poop song.

[@hannasworld7301]

My favorite line “what if someone here and a hair lip and a lazy eye?” “Oh man they’re really gonna be pithed off *moving side to side”

[@George-ph6qo]

It just never gets old! May you never lose your enthusiasm for your art jeff-fa-fa. You have created a legacy to be proud of. Children will grow up and pass their love for your work on to their kids. Thank you.

[@tazzygaming2131]

I like how "ass" wasn't censored, but "hole" was.

[@Gestersmek]

Welcome to Television.

[@lozereli9613]

lol

[@kevn9028]

ass isn't considered a curse word in television, but asshole is

[@Addisonrose-fu3ve]

TazzyGaming same here

[@vladimirjeger]

Buthole 👀

[@TacoDrell]

My uncle sent me this knowing full well I have a lazy eye. I can't fucking breath!

[@sidthekidsk4276]

+Matthew Rosado u can't tell people what to do and there's swearing in the vid anyways

[@BustinBurger]

+Sid ThekidSk wow, look at her channel

[@Mike_5K]

+HellDashElite lol im dying

[@CadCrusader]

Please tell me you also have a hair lip

[@CadCrusader]

Are you "piphed oph

[@atsfevan0242]

0:49 "What is your name?" "I'm bleep looking right at ya" Stares as person "Aren't i?" "I think so" "Fix my eyes bleep hole"

[@pc-oq3rg]

The face peanut made killed me bro 💀

[@kylekelly6338]

"The elephant disappeared... It fucking disappeared.

[@shadowrush001]

+Kyle Kelly "now he's juggling! you should see- oh sorry!"

[@kylekelly6338]

+shadow rush (dyami) lol

[@elliebonbon8663]

"The hell were they THINKING!"

[@shadowrush001]

Ellie BonBon"ok. I'm gonna get even with this guy. suddenly in the middle of the show I was like 'hey! stop sign, turn around, thank you, horseshoe, turtle, a derg a derg a derg.' "

[@Hi-vy2nl]

+shadow rush (dyami) and of course this poor ********* just SIGNING AWAY

[@LtsaurusRex]

4:55 The face I make when a kid drops something in the store and makes a mess, and the mom says "don't worry, they get paid to clean it up"

[@lemonloop4270]

Ikr

[@Ath3naExe]

XDDDD IM DEAD

[@abductedcow4458]

LegendaryLaRon

[@Flaminstarwarsguy851]

That's when you look at her and say: "You're hired."

[@cksblast]

Same

[@JakeCWolf]

I have a lazy eye... and I am so offended by this all I can do is sit here and laugh hysterically... :P

[@Moviefan2k4]

I have strabismus, which is basically a lazy eye that switches sides every time my vision changes. I use my right eye and my left shifts away...then vice versa.

[@EpicMel0ns]

1:40 Jeff apologizing for peanuts lazy eye joke Me: wait a minute...peanut is a puppet🤔

[@chantalbeaton9880]

Ive been watching this ever since i was 8

[@joshuapeak1226]

Chantal Beaton I was about 7

[@baileydietz7302]

I was about 6 or 7

[@mathewbrigman5592]

And your parents let you?!

[@xephnex]

Chantal Beaton I don’t know why my grandma let me watch this when I was little😂

[@pie9690]

That must have been a really long video

[@BillyBro-gj9uk]

1:56 PETTHTOOOOOO!!! LOL

[@remixnation2984]

BillyBro 2002 ...

[@gxv-179]

NNN PETHOOO!

[@homelessman2805]

1:38 PEANUT I CHOOSE YOU! PEANUT USE CONFUSE! *it's super effective*

[@musiccontrol000]

XD

[@kimberlymichelle1188]

Okay I have a lazy eye and I laughed so hard at those jokes that I'm crying! xD

[@tjstarblood624]

Who else wants to see the one where he's like "Hey, stop sign, thank you, turn around, DOING DOING horseshoe, turtle, DIGGGADIGGGADIGGGADIGGA

[@taytaytootsieroll685]

Hell's Princess me

[@simgirl8181]

Me

[@unknownuser7063]

Hell's Princess meeeee

[@kingpickol]

That's in here

[@DarkMiss-dl4om]

instead of DIGGGADIGGGADIGGGADIGGA i think it was nigganigganigganigga

[@lazyfoxxx7722]

"Do you know what cell phone sex is?" "No." "Do you FEEL me now? How about now?"

[@andyrattan7796]

Sometimes we just forget tht peanut is just a dummy...

[@leekgaming672]

I know right

[@sakota0257]

So true

[@tazzygaming2131]

Wait, he's a dummy.

[@katieskraftykorner2842]

+TazzyGaming well he's not real smart anyway.

[@Revkor]

i think Jeff forgets at times

[@coralinos7544]

Zoom be like: "Can you see me now?"

[@HexMan-HM03]

0:28 - 0:30 I love Peanut's laugh😂

[@littlebigplanet678]

2:12 those dodging skills thou XD

[@christopherdempsey3878]

MLG Pro

[@Moviefan2k4]

"The sad part is, this is all completely true." "We're goin' to hell, aren't we?...Wait, here we are!"

[@kimberlykloetsch7248]

"How the hell does that work, you go to a business and go 'hmhm, you are a business"

[@crsh2007]

ROFLMAO! For some reason, I love it when Peanut just slams his mouth into Jeff's face XD It's just so random and unexpected...and so Peanut!

[@alexanderspielmann7738]

Im so dead

[@venomousnate7911]

Jeff: “What happens if someone here has a hair lip?” Peanut: “Thorry” 😂

[@christianparrish6647]

Oh stop it!

[@broadcastsinthedark5213]

@@christianparrish6647 Boy what if they have a hair lip and a lazy eye?

[@christianparrish6647]

@@broadcastsinthedark5213 they're going to be like this thucks!

[@marcoantoniorodriguesfaria355]

Penute a Serpente 🐍🎯🧸🧷e grap em você .de olho 👀 em Penute.

[@firapolemos3879]

Jeff- the sad thing is this is all completely true. Peanut- We're going to hell aren't we........well here we are.

[@marcoantoniorodriguesfaria355]

Sorry o povo vocês contribuição na ALDIENCIA o que seria Penute sem vocês. Em 😆🏨👨‍👩‍👦‍👦

[@LoneWombat2126]

I love the way Peanut asks whaaaat? In that kinda high pitched voice! 🤣🤣🤣

[@hazel_drawz27]

“Whhhaaaattt??!” -Peanut 2016

[@farmgirl400]

Hanna Bookman what if someone here has an lazy eye?

[@hazel_drawz27]

Mary Simpson I'll confuse them here I am, here, here here( btw I know someone with a lazy eye, I was just commenting on the way the words were said)

[@farmgirl400]

Hanna Bookman Do you know what pesto is?

[@hazel_drawz27]

Mary Simpson Pesto, it's the stuff that goes on salad and pizza

[@Wildboy5699]

2006, not 2016

[@reaganbrooke8578]

OMG I'M DEEEEEEEEEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 When you came to Mississippi my brother went to go see you! I was so pissed at him! When he got back I said " I KEEL YOOOU!"

[@ivory2567]

“Hey! Stop sign! Thank you! Turn around! Doing-doing! Horseshoe! Turtle! *all of a sudden, a bunch of gibberish* And this dude is SIGNIN’ AWAAAAYYY”

[@AntasmaTheBatKing]

It's "AND THIS POOR BASTARD'S JUST SIGNIN' AWAAAAAAAY!"

[@crimsondynamo615]

*THE HELLS GOING ON!*

[@meganreed3185]

All the deaf folks are like: ............ the hell’s going on...? Our guy sucks! I’m dead 😂

[@tgtterrorizor3407]

And then to really screw with the guy, I'm like- *_silent mouth movement_*

[@wolfblaze9614]

Of course, now he's just sitting here... *silent* all the deaf folks are like: ah ah ah... *C'MON!!!!!!* *WHAT ARE WE MISSING?!?!*

[@VanguardEndeavor]

2:35 Me when the teacher talks about the homework

[@lolacannon621]

I think we are all like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@juixy7819]

0:55 - 0:57 is me when a teacher gives out test

[@gabrielmorabito2684]

Lol so me

[@retiredmatthewshort1635]

0:20 When my phone shuts down

[@ayvawheatley8994]

Lol same

[@kotacheyenne370]

oh my god he's juggling now you should see.. oh SORRY😂😂

[@angelpallone710]

Kota Cheyenne IT SAID THAT AS I READ IT LMAO

[@ItzCJBoi]

*OH SORRY*

[@Samuel152]

What?

[@marybackupaccount9697]

I watched him as a younger child and laughed so hard every time I thought of him and I still laugh at this show haha its so funny😂😂😂

[@ashleylove1211]

hi im sexy chika

[@dawsoncaron6600]

Same!!!!!

[@chrismusiclover9893]

I have been watching this guy since i was 2 and oh god i still laugh at 19 over this comedy gold

[@barbarastevenson9292]

Mary back up account i

[@simgirl8181]

SAME!

[@hereschica]

Why are there not many comedians out there like Jeff for? He's really good at this.

[@victorhopper6774]

he does it so fast others are pale

[@Phoenix-bi9bn]

I love how Peanut gets the blame for the offensive jokes when it's all Jeff. I've always loved him, you don't even think of it as ventriloquism, it's just a double act

[@venusgenaro6361]

I love it when peanut gets in his face. it's hilarious 😂

[@lorifry121]

Peanut can turn a bad day into a hilarious day

[@maylathecalico2091]

yes he can 😁

[@tracidevine4591]

I've watched this at least 50 times and I never get tired of it. Peanut is my favorite 😂😂

[@charleskuckel3173]

Jeff Dunham NEVER fails to make me laugh hysterically at ALL his performances. He's talented and funny.

[@matildareeves]

I have a tiny bit of a lazy eye, I was laughing the while time, I couldn't breathe!? I couldn't see either, even with my glasses, because I was crying from laughing so much! Jeff Dunham is the best! Peanut is one of the best to me!

[@alyssacaldwell8925]

Who else forgets that the puppets are not real? Its like they have a brain of there own

[@robinhyperlord9053]

*mind

[@theirishrepublic6130]

Search up randy the puppet he is fucking hilarious

[@lolmaemae]

Their*

[@traeandanti3212]

Exactly

[@SeaWolfEntertainment]

I like how he insults everything and everyone. It’s hilarious