Jose Sarduy - A Dry Bar Double Feature

[@pixilegault3110]

I'm watching this again.😂😂😂😂I know what's coming and I still lose it, laughing!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kimlevy6521]

"I made bullets go in and back out I am a magician" was great!

[@nenaelliott8058]

Jose Sarduy is one of my all time favorites. So funny. 🤣🙃😆👍👍❤

[@veraleenders8308]

He’s good. Give this guy a Netflix Special, he is so hilarious

[@Genx79]

I totally Agree.. He Just Needs to come up w/New Material😊

[@calewis55]

Agreed. He is so good.

[@willcollins5660]

Please do not give him a netflix. He is obnoxious.

[@melanieo2569]

​@@willcollins5660 bro what?

[@kimlevy6521]

💯

[@shibui99]

Oh my goodness, I've watched Jose at least 10 times & his delivery, timing, & expressions are perfect! "That's what I'm talking about...." good clean humor!!!! Keep it up Lt.!!

[@younessm6434]

10 times really 😑😑

[@AnandaSea]

Exactly 💯. A fine true American man we have here!! 🎉❤🎉

[@kendranicholson1473]

don't search his stuff outside dry bar....

[@MichaelOnines]

LtC

[@her2c4t]

@@kendranicholson1473 why

[@grace.by.fire2021]

This gentleman is absolutely hilarious! I really enjoy watching him. May the Lord keep you protected and blessed. Thank you for being you!

[@unbroken1010]

He drinks Bud Light 😂

[@unbroken1010]

​@@grumpyoldguy2697 definitely Grumpy 😂

[@unbroken1010]

​@@grumpyoldguy2697 definitely super grumpy

[@grace.by.fire2021]

@@unbroken1010 wow! So much anger and accusations! What a shitty life you must live! But hey I’m sure you was drinking bud light before they put a wiener on the can & called it a women! When you point a finger make sure you know you pointing 3 back at yaself!

[@janevaughan3405]

​@@unbroken1010p 😊😊😊

[@-thecommenter]

Give this man his flowers while he’s alive!!!❤ Hes funny and we want to see more ! 🎬

[@MRR_Shadowolf]

Of the hundreds of Dry Bar specials I have watched, this without a doubt, is the absolute best! Jose nailed it! I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes, well done!

[@KeshaRN]

That thing in your hand. . . IT FLOATS! 😂

[@chirpydragonfruit9464]

Ive watches this many times, and that line always slays me ! 😂😂

[@haleiwasteve8434]

I really, really enjoyed every minute of his performance, from his Mom and Dad to his days in the Air Force.

[@tazg349]

First time watching Jose and I’m taken. The man is a natural. Hope he reaches the pennacle of success he’s aiming for in his future. And I love and watch only clean jokes. It is a real talent for comedians to carry the funniest shows without a nasty word imbedded.

[@666THEMARK666]

Hope Jose continued success. He's a great storyteller and comedian.

[@garrick3727]

It's great to have a comedian who has actually done stuff, rather than being stoned on the couch of 30 years. Not that there's anything wrong with being stoned on the couch, just that someone talking about actual life experiences makes for more original material.

[@staceystrukel1917]

What?!

[@jackson01357]

​@@staceystrukel1917 Dude likes comedy that contains non-typical life experiences. Especially compared to most comics who have limited experiences- due to commonly being high on their couch.

[@1972TJJ]

Wow. Talk about judging.

[@This_Pleases_The_Nut]

​@@1972TJJGet off the couch

[@EuroGuy85]

thas watt I'm toking abaht!

[@leticiaaderhold9801]

I laughed so hard I cried with his inspection story. So funny

[@anthonyhobson6504]

I love Jose so much. I laugh so hard every time I watch his act. 😂😂😂. Thank you for your service @jose Sarduy

[@kale936]

Yesss I love this dude. I'm glad to see him back

[@lila-gracenunyasun1334]

Why hasn't José been given a Netflix special yet? I enjoy his stories more then a lot of other comedians

[@brendaheskett7617]

I haven’t laughed that much in a long time, absolutely hilarious! 😂

[@thandeka5924]

José looks AMAZING for that age! Exceptionally funny and good genes!

[@MenelionFR]

One of my absolute favorites on Dry Bar, thank you!

[@sheldonnicholl3599]

I love both these specials. I can listen to either of them repeatedly.

[@joyceboswell5400]

Me too. I think I have watched them at least 3-4 times.

[@jamescouch3607]

One of the best comedians out there today, if not the very best. Enjoy everything

[@Heathcoatman]

Wow, My side hurt I was laughing so hard. I still chuckle when I think "That worked for the first chicken"

[@marciahyde1539]

I can watch his comedy routines over and over 😂❤

[@lalah9481]

So funny! Would love to see him live.🤣🤣🤣

[@skrimshaw72]

I love these long-form comedy shows. Thank you Dry Bar! Keep up the great work!

[@jbsmarine]

Best United States of America Deployed Comedy...EVER! Thanks be to God. My healing needed this Sir!

[@patrickmchargue7122]

One of the better shows on Dry Bar.

[@Omoloya1]

Excellent. As a former f/a who was dressed down by two pilots for screaming in tandem joy on a plane (an old college friend was a surprise passenger, age 20 something!), THANK YOU, JSarduy -- for the CONTEXT!

[@jennifereckart5218]

This is one hilarious dude 🤣🤣🤣 thanks for being you!

[@sarahsmile8518]

Jose Surduy is one of THE funniest comedians I've seen anywhere!!

[@mindfulivingwithmaya]

He is perfoming live near us, would you recommend?

[@Save-A-DogAps]

​. Yes 100% we are booking him for a private show

[@juliejustus6878]

Shayne Smith is hilarious too

[@MomentsInTrading]

He’s good. I cannot believe he’s old enough to have been in the military 27 years! He looks about 35.

[@unbroken1010]

Whoa wonder how many innocent people he offed in Afghanistan 😮

[@LeeQuesada-CoTGaming]

@@unbroken1010 Innocent? They have kids suicide bombing us over there. How many are truly innocent?

[@UmbrellaSound]

@@unbroken1010 he's cargo plane pilot not a bomber.

[@unbroken1010]

@@UmbrellaSound ok,. Good to hear,. So he's cargo Cult. 😂

[@candilynnn]

At 42 that means he went in at 15

[@reneeseaton3889]

Me too… watching again and laughing so hard… crying…😂

[@tracyhenderson7914]

I Just love him !! He's hilarious & I really enjoyed watching his show ! God bless him & family !

[@kimjackson1052]

The whole chicken with its head cut off hits home, we raised chickens & it was a fairly regular thing at a certain point, usually after they quit laying eggs. But I'll never forget watching them running around headless & trying with all my might to grasp what I was seeing. One in particular ran around at least twice as long as the rest, & you can be sure my brain hurt that day.

[@writingskills7352]

A breath of fresh air, this comedian!

[@emebabe]

That chicken story is so true lol. My husband was in the navy and during his jungle training, the recruits had to kill a chicken exactly by spinning it by its neck and popping the head off. Head popped off, chicken body fell onto ground, got up and proceeded to randomly run around with blood spurting out 😂 my husband said all the men screamed like little girls and till this day, he is still traumatised by it 😂😂😂😂

[@deannepitre4191]

Once when I was a teenager we did that to our whole chicken flock - about 15. My 10 year old brother loved it. I got the job of plucking them. Not fun!

[@donnahampton3632]

On chicken day, my dad swung them around until the head popped off. After they quit running around the yard, my mom dunked them in hot water in a bucket and plucked them. My job was to boil fresh water for my mom and cut the chickens up and freeze them. My sister got to stay in her room and read. Lucky duck.

[@Grafted_into_the_vine]

My mom used a very sharp hatchet rather than the neck wringing thing. Still scary to me, since we would do several chickens at a time, and she was always once and done with the chopping...never missed once. The dancing headless chickens were actually just kind of funny to me and my brothers at the time, but my little sister and I got stuck with plucking the nasty wet dead things that sometimes were still able to fart. Kinda surprised Jose, with his penchant for fart jokes, didn't work that into his set somehow.

[@philliphanger8535]

My mom spun me by my head until it popped off and I ran around for several years afterwards. Still runnin’ in fact….

[@gonnadanceagain]

🤣🤣🤣

[@darcibennett9061]

This is like the 3rd time I've watched this. Love this guy. He needs another special ❤😂 you hardly see standing ovations at dry bar 🎉

[@jimblack8027]

You know a stand up is funny when the audience laughs more than they clap. ;)

[@nickpalmer7491]

I think Dry Bar has become my favourite comedy channel. Content like this is the reason why 🙏

[@CarolGoulet-s9o]

I think he’s the BEST comedian. Laughed until I cried.

[@nivision]

Yes I've seen this guy on here before and I love him thank you so much

[@GoldandPinkLight]

This guy is BRILLIANT.

[@KnewroticSpyral]

Omg he's hilarious! I'd love to see more of him. Had me laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes a few times!

[@channarosenblatt8197]

You are simply brilliant. A non-stop laughing response from me. You will go places (or fly places). Thank you for this special.

[@fullrthnyew5691]

I have watched this bit so many times and I laugh every time. He is fantastic!

[@ennamorgan]

Phenomenally superb! It is rare for me to go to live shows, but I would definitely pay to see this fellow in concert.

[@billyholly]

Awesome delivery in both sets, Jose!!

[@dojomo5097]

First time listening to this guy and the hardest I’ve laughed since Brian Regan! Great job! Love the Cuban jokes!!!!

[@iianebb_0613]

NOOOO I thought a new Jose Sarduy special has dropped! I've been waiting for a new special for monthssss.

[@embeenjammin]

Did you see that his second dry bar appearance is included here too? It starts at 38:15.

[@anitajinfla9762]

Oh my lords... Too darn funny. 😅And so handsome. Thanks for your service....😊

[@-thecommenter]

My favorite part was when he jumped in the air and shook his legs, “that’s me “ like Mario 😂❤ too funny

[@11Anni11]

I live in Wyoming and that part about it not being Colorado Springs had me rolling 😭😂

[@katecole6237]

So glad to see another show from this fella!

[@maritamuras8978]

This video has better quality than the original. I loved hearing the audience.

[@maripartridge4168]

Jose, you are hilarious and real. I can tell that you were raised right and that you appreciate being an American ❤. I wish more people had the respect that you have. 🙏

[@unbroken1010]

Patriot Act 2 coming. Thanks Brandon

[@stormchaser3203]

Jose, you’re now my favorite comedian.

[@meganjaime7728]

He’s one of my favorites!😄😆

[@paulgardner5928]

I can SOO relate to the "Inspection" situation that you had at the academy. I couldn't stop laughing.

[@milemarker301]

Marvelous! He helps us revel in the absurdities of every day life :)

[@edwardballiet2167]

It takes real talent to be funny without being vulgar. Drybar really does have talent in showcasing talent

[@heidifritz3053]

This is a very funny comedian! I quite enjoyed watching and laughing through his set. Well done!

[@mandy747c]

He is so much fun! I laughed from start to finish. Love him!

[@kellilarkins7509]

José is sooo funny!!!! He's so cute, I'm crushing hard on him, can't wait to see more from him!!!!

[@philliphanger8535]

That name though….

[@SusanGadeken]

Jose is very funny 😂 I laughed until I was crying and you are so Talented I also feel you are a vet? Not sure but you have in your life already have done many great acts and have accomplished two careers so you are a well rounded true blue Amazing American 🇺🇸 You might think of politics. God bless you you are one of my favorite stand up comedians. Making people laugh is so amazing helps stress and when we laugh it’s healthy Thank you dry bar comedians 🎉😂❤🇺🇸💯

[@merima333]

José it is always the pleasure watching you. You make me laugh like when I was a kid, which is rarely happening I wish you a great carriere

[@Ceini]

You mean when you laugh until there's no sound coming out and you pee a little bit?

[@VertPlaysGames]

He looks just like a cross between Tom Cruise and Andy Samberg.

[@LightFairy_Munich]

Bravo! What a show! I mean both standups :)

[@Cheese-burger-j4g]

I couldn't stop laughing. Great show

[@misch_misch6861]

You were brilliant. I realised I had a wide grin on my face when after pausing a video and came back hearing crowd laughing. That is a skill! 💜🙌

[@turnapage7417]

Such a great artist and he makes it a pleasure to laugh

[@terryshaw3493]

He is great! I smiled and laughed the entire time!

[@JuneCarr-r7o]

I really like JoseSarduye! He Looks very young, he has an excellent Show! Thank you Jose!😂❤🙏🤗

[@gypsy698]

I had a REALLY stressful day today and I stumbled across this comedy routine randomly. I'm SO glad that I did. I laughed SO hard, I was crying! Thank you SO much! I REALLY needed to laugh! That was awesome! 👏👏 🤣👍🤟🤣

[@robpowers9082]

One the BEST IN DRYBAR! Only downside is he was Air Force! Go Navy! Lol great job Jose!!!

[@pixilegault3110]

❤😂I love comedians!!!! Jose, you have me cry laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have watched your show several times and never tire of watching you. I was dying at the end over the fart... Keep on being yourself...Too funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ZiyandaThwala-y2b]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏I laughed so hard, my stomach hurt!!!! Love this guy!

[@cjw8981]

As a flight student, I just got sooooo much confidence in “THAT kid flies for DELTA now”

[@catherineengland1275]

The room inspection has me rolling!

[@katelynnhawker2584]

I’ve found I enjoy comedians more when they tell stories with fun side tangents rather than those that roast members in the audience. Jose Sarduy is hysterical. In my opinion, he’s right up there with Gabriel Iglesius.

[@gretcheny550]

Loved his show - he’s got the academy down!!! 😅😂😂😅

[@joannerandolph2198]

Very funny! Love the military jokes!

[@onlyfromadistance7326]

This guy is fantastic!!!

[@hisforharley2022]

I could watch this video everyday. 😂 God bless you.

[@rebeccabeaton9237]

Wonderful! What a talent!

[@irismartinez5753]

Excellent show from one Cuban to another 😂

[@donnamcdonald-g8n]

No matter how many times I hear this episode, I still pee my pants.

[@graceamerican3558]

That second half … REAL funny. 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you. The 18 year old loadmaster over Vietnam and the chickens.. 😆😆☠️

[@ImamSalehudin]

That's an idea, carmakers should install two types of horn: the soft one and the loud one.

[@bethanypoll4928]

32:44 is the beginning of the story that had my husband and I rolling on the floor gasping for breath

[@ajmanalang7484]

When he was telling the story about chickens on the plane and he yelled on the mic "Ladies and Gentlemen.." someone in the crowd yelled his favorite phrase and he quickly acknowledged and rode with it. That was really good work, even though it seems like he was not going to say it there, he did quickly so that person wont be out of timing.💯

[@nancymenn3818]

You are hilarious. I wish I knew your precious mom! What a gem!

[@justjokes-shorts9239]

This man is amazing!

[@Save-A-DogAps]

Commercials EVERY 2 MINS for 10min long Is absolutely CRAZY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@noctislupus8259]

OMG YES so many people in Senegal are so tall! I lived there 2 years and I have never felt so short in my life.

[@TheAussieLeo]

That's what I'm talkin ABOUT!

[@christinabott-lamb1781]

You're so handsome, Jose Sarduy, sir! ❤😊

[@spookysugar]

This one's for Freddy. Rest in Arroz, little dude🐔

[@thisbodyofwork]

"It's a Cuban Chicken..." Ay dios mío- I lost it!

[@theod37]

As a native to CO I appreciate his honesty about driving in the snow. Interlopers driving is my least fave part of winter here lately.

[@remusgrrrl]

Hell, I live in Canada and seeing city folks trying to drive in freak winter storms of more than 2 inches, has me shaking my head. I feel ya.