Josh Johnson: “I Don’t Even Feel Black Some Days”

[@anthonynorman7545]

I love how he kept the theater references going throughout the sports bit! 😂

[@shiestysean]

Anthony Norman definitely skill

[@madnessbydesignVria]

That was cracking me up, too...

[@Seetiyan]

As another black man who likes theater, I appreciate the metaphors.

[@ScottyWithABody]

thank you for explaining the joke, I must have missed it

[@AwkMind]

Brilliant ❤️❤️❤️

[@ambermeridy7550]

"I feel like an alien...that snatched a black body and didn't do any research"💀💀💀

[@kelvinmann7993]

Damn same honestly

[@dragonknight337]

mood

[@TTvlogs427]

Amber Meridy this part right here too k me tf out!!!

[@Nadine4266]

Hey Marcus, Jesus loves you ❤️

[@jaywu_chakra9919]

I can relate but I can't deny that soul power that black ppl possess.

[@alexforce9]

"I need someone to shame me back to reality" - I feel you bro.

[@GadgetMsGadget]

That's the part right there!

[@pogimax]

There's a lot of truth to this statement.

[@quarantinelife.]

"It does feel like rain, will someone call today?" Bruuuuhhhhh😂😂😂😂😂 BIG MOOD

[@siesies000]

Me too, single for two years 🤣🤣🤣

[@trippleme1298]

Alice Balayan HONESTLY THATS MY FAVORITE PART 😂😂

[@barneyy6942]

He looks like an ancient prince.

[@Divestedpinoyasawa]

I agree

[@akashsasidharan9747]

Somber eyes yo

[@CiaoColeG]

Yes!! He totally looks like royalty especially in that other video titled "Josh Johnson Had to Prove He was Black to a Blind Man"

[@Kikigreentea]

I swear I thought the same. He reminds me of some of those depictions of Pharoahs in ancient Egypt

[@kwarrior2895]

@@Kikigreentea He looks typical Eastern African I see what he means but he likely has Tuareg it is mad how much African heritage from a part of Africa an African American gets to influence his appearance. Either way Tuareg are descendants of Afrasan speaker Nilotics mainly so yes he had to descend from Egypt and even Sudan at one point.

[@SageKStroke52]

"A different kind of mistake" explains most of my life

[@azulspirit1385]

Im sorry... ..

[@asianboyyy117]

You can find the power in u to not let life happen to you but to happen to life. It'll take a long time but that's how it goes. You got this.

[@ipodtouch495]

Now that hit different.

[@kidtings838]

SageKStroke52 why was this funnier than the comedian his self

[@bokutoscake6519]

Explains me

[@meghanmonroe]

This guy cracks me up. He's made a lot of progress since that first "catfishing the KKK" routine 2 years ago, which was hilarious.

[@fanfandom551]

That was him!?

[@thegiovannimauro]

I remember seeing that, but idk that was him

[@AR-gc7dr]

It was him

[@genner-vincenthodgson5177]

I FORGOT THAT WAS HIM!

[@avi7278]

Actually that was much more funny, which is why I clicked on this video. These jokes are simple and there's no story. not interesting.

[@mockingjay_2397]

This guy needs a lot more attention. He's an incredibly good comedian.

[@Johnny_Quantum]

Alexander Hickerson agreed!

[@giggabiite4417]

Wilson Mathias Beacuse he doesn’t have as large of an online presence as many other comedians

[@MeanBeanComedy]

Yeah, this is a fantastic use of an extended metaphor. He's got a crap-ton of composure and confidence up there too. He knows he's funny!

[@marcdavis4509]

Alexander Hickerson agreed unique perspective

[@Ayveh]

He really is, glad I stumbled across him!

[@ayeeepril]

Worked at Trader Joe’s with Josh for 2 years lol had no idea he was so funny

[@SS-Feb]

April Aguilar well now you know

[@xSunnyDaysx]

April Aguilar There’s a difference in working at the same place with different shifts and different interests and actually being a colleagues and working same shift and being buddies.

[@JaySpoonn]

Some people suck at being themselves around others

[@dandylion1313]

@@JaySpoonn wow i felt that

[@haroldfrets1268]

Well he isn't that funny.... Funny if you are in middle school or something.... Needs to mature his content a lot of he's gonna make it....

[@nicholaselliott7491]

"I don't know if I haven't had enough dates for a grown man or to many dates for someone whose autistic because I'm definitely on the spectrum" that line killed me 😂😂

[@VC-nk3oz]

💀 Same af haha I had to run it back 3x and it killed me every time 😂

[@icywater5733]

Honas Wagner bro stfu

[@fallendevonish1869]

How many dates must you have to not be on the spectrum

[@bbutler14gmail]

Hmmmm samesies. Maybe im on the spectrum tooo🤷🏽‍♀️ Either way is fine lol

[@queenofbuttercream]

Word! Shout out to the spectrum!!

[@enzomthethwa5861]

"I feel like an alien took a black body, and didn't do any research..." I felt this SO HARD.

[@kaylawaters2691]

Same. Lol.

[@jv-lk7bc]

I'm not even in a black body and I feel that..

[@rachymn7883]

Am African and was called an Oreo. Turns out I just wasn't "black" 😅

[@amsmith1975]

Josh Johnson is so wholesome. I just want to sit down with him at a coffee shop and talk about sharks.

[@lunasea4309]

yes♥️

[@longdirtytoenails1076]

And force him to do a few lines...

[@interiormotivebwks]

love this! me too!

[@japanesemangalover]

And dragons

[@SanDesigns]

Me too!

[@jaxonrosa]

Single people: Let's all raise our shower umbrella's in solidarity.

[@GadgetMsGadget]

😂😂

[@spiderjeranimo4992]

I would but it's bad luck and i don't need anymore than i have.

[@amc8409]

I have this "thing" I discovered when I lived in AZ: so, when it's hot out & you want to eat ice cream & not sweat, you take your carton of ice cream in the shower with you. The combination of the hot weather plus being naked while having cold water (which is not cold) showering on your back (cuz you don't want watery ice cream..duh) is an amazing treat! I think having an umbrella might help protect the ice cream & may add to the oddly awesome event!

[@jacobmcjunkin6380]

I laughed so hard at this.

[@ClovertheUnburnt]

Underrated comment inspired by an underrated comedian.

[@frankkiejo5560]

"I might be ten on my right side for the rest of my life!" 😂

[@mongmanmarkyt2897]

tender, not ten

[@grundlefairy]

@@mongmanmarkyt2897 no it was 10 lol

[@regularoljoe1989]

😂😂😂😂

[@FlipsMG]

@@mongmanmarkyt2897 it was 10, you must not know about childhood growth plates.

[@you_tried_it_]

I thought he said tan 😂😂

[@josephhoward9631]

"I talk way too much about sharks on the front end of the conversation." And then you realize your date isn't into it, but you're in too deep. If you stop talking there'll be awkward silence, but you can't think of anything else to say, so you double down.

[@dionysus3774]

Factsss

[@IncredibleIceCastle]

“You’re in too deep.” Get your ass on that stage young man.

[@teas9892]

If you realize that you are talking too much, then put the spotlight on your date by asking them a question.

[@josephhoward9631]

@@teas9892 "Doooo... Yoooou... Liiike... Sharks?"

[@Masked_SVincent]

Joseph Howard this is funnier than the op comment 😂

[@christophermiller5433]

Dudes so underrated it hurts. We need an hour special

[@Justfacts10000]

He’s not that good.. he’s only good for the white masses.. he’s not funny at all

[@Justfacts10000]

SuperKrypt0 0 he’s white funny lol. He’s only appeals to white people and their type of humor which isn’t hard to do... he could never go into a black comedy club and make black people laugh . If he was that funny he could make anyone laugh.

[@rushda02]

@@Justfacts10000 I'm a black woman who finds him side-achingly hilarious so...

[@Justfacts10000]

도 밤톨이 you’re definitely not black lol. Look at your page... stop lying

[@furrymonkeything]

@Almighty Ant his humour is universal. I'm black in England. This is "Informed humour". He is too evolved for the likes of you lol. He should go far. 😁

[@shiestysean]

“Made me a lineman” *looks around crowd for reaction” Fr fr

[@MrMutou]

Yea I can co-sign on that, little league ALWAYS had me playing the wrong position🤦🏽‍♂️ fastest kid on the team two years running...gets put on the line like I'm not tiny😂

[@MrMutou]

@@oneskillpoint4669 Yea i know..one of the reasons I just stopped showing up🤷🏽‍♂️

[@salemcvlt]

"I'm definitely on the spectrum. I talk about sharks too much on the front end of a conversation" that got me thinking about my life now.

[@GotPotatoes24]

as a girl with Asperger's... that's actually scarily relatable

[@witchypoo7353]

For me history, domestics, nature, & the environment

[@Cat-hz7yd]

Yalls are so normal. For me, personally, I can spend up to an hour rambling about murders.

[@witchypoo7353]

@Mariah S Is it weird that I find that to me adorable?

[@bobtheball5384]

@@Cat-hz7yd Lmao and here I'm thinking I'm weird for mentioning how many ways I can die

[@inasaira8380]

"the director" "four acts of that game" lmao the way he says it so casually like thats the right terminology for a football game.

[@valoredramack9117]

I have lived alone for 3 years.....I'm going to try that umbrella in the shower thing just to experience something new.

[@Rats1991]

ive lived alone for about 6, im going to try it too! LOL

[@Rats1991]

@Wakashi im happy im not alone in this lol

[@Midwestgothicc]

Wakashi you're a genius

[@Regimeshifts]

damnit. i live alone but dont have an umbrella

[@Anon_jonn]

Lol! I can’t lie it sounded like a novel idea. Been alone 3 years. This dude is a real one.

[@MrGutsTheBerserk]

"I started getting gifts purely just to keep me alive. Just started getting puzzles left and right." 😂 every day I get to see a new bit from him is a gift.

[@OneMinuteGourmetMeals]

He’s definitely finding himself as a comedian. Looking forward to him being great

[@Justfacts10000]

He’s not that good.. he’s only good for the white masses.. he’s not funny at all, but white ppl laugh at everything so...

[@1HiddenBlader]

Almiighty Ant why you pressed?

[@Justfacts10000]

Art of Soccer not pressed at it the fact that you people find him funny is just funny in itself lol. You sound upset

[@1HiddenBlader]

Almiighty Ant You deadass could’ve just mentioned it once and moved on but you’re out here blowing the comment section up with your negative energy. You seem bothered by this guys success

[@Justfacts10000]

Art of Soccer ok burner account

[@seanthebluesheep]

Every time I see a new piece of Josh Johnson's stand up, it always has a line that I know will randomly enter my head for years.

[@PLAYIT5013]

If morty was black this is what he would look like in real life

[@jaboy0978]

Yooo! This is black MORTY

[@Baddestchik911]

Lmaoooo I just said this

[@Vpeezy66]

Bruhhhhhhh

[@sechabatheletsane9784]

🤣🤣🤣🤣too true!!!

[@Kinobambino]

Lol haha

[@johanliebert4042]

“He dunked on me so hard that, that night I thought he was my dad”

[@Leah-ri9my]

He is like a personality that is a part of me that I want to hide but tends to peek out often

[@ALHELAL-eu2ue]

it must been hard for you to watch lol

[@marilenat.1271]

Why hide it? He's so adorable

[@celebrim1]

@@marilenat.1271 You say that because he's up on stage receiving acclaim. These sorts of guys have a really hard time getting positive attention otherwise. Wholesome intellectual usually isn't a selling point on the romance market.

[@TheSeabornGaming]

I think comedians are hilarious when they are so subtle with their jokes and the story builds and they the pay off is great

[@kisseu2]

“it does feel like rain willsomeonecalltoday?” 😂😂😂

[@Regimeshifts]

i cried a little

[@stanamilanovich3956]

Me too.

[@Ayveh]

Lol

[@poopiepantsmcgee456]

😂😂😅

[@jeremyblackwater439]

😂😂😂😔

[@Jaisean]

Somebody said Josh looks like Morty if he was Black and now I can’t unsee it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@MarcoelOsito]

I literally just saw the comment

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

I loved when he called him the director

[@anabolenna]

I think the director is the coach .

[@zoey_lotus]

“10...10...10...sir why do you look 32?” actually got me dyin 😂

[@Camilalekpr25]

Our boy’s finally back 😭

[@CountDooku0]

Bout time

[@Camilalekpr25]

Black X Panda fr

[@gyre9160]

It's a re-upload tho

[@Camilalekpr25]

Emperor Cryo it’s still nice to see him U_U

[@marquesmcgaughy2167]

"I dont even feel black" Man you got a haircut and didn't get an edge-up. No wonder.

[@keetopuffs]

😂😂😂

[@MrMutou]

*Line up😂

[@JonathanChery509]

😂

[@jamesynfg]

Mr. Mutou they’re the same thing.

[@MrMutou]

@@jamesynfg Not really..a line up is for men hence the word hairline..a edge up is what girls get when they either get a tapered style or get their split ends cut

[@PiousWildcarde]

Ironically there IS a Josh Johnson who is a QB. lol

[@LumpyHippo]

There's Josh Johnson everything

[@derpmcgerp8062]

Everytime I get one of this guy's videos recommended, I immediately think of this. Lol Now Josh Johnson is a QB in the XFL.

[@NGMonocrom]

I'm sorry, but nothing will top his story about the time an old, blind, Black man mistook him for a young White man. That story was hilarious!

[@lissanguinan]

Hey hey! Fancy seeing u here outside an asmr video

[@mizztotal]

"I talk about sharks too much on the front end of the conversation" LMAO

[@MisssKayy]

😂

[@marinawolf]

JJ is not only hilarious but he's a breath of fresh air in his delivery.

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

“You’re not going to fly over me twice sir!”

[@Pepperminge_Mononoke]

Is simple, I see Josh Johnson and I click. Love his style of humor.

[@thevibe7415]

"FORGOT THE NAME QUARTERBACK" LMAOOOOO😂😂

[@maryrosekent8223]

Josh, I’ve been watching you on KZbin for several years now, and you are a delightful young man. I always look forward to seeing your name show up in my feed!

[@claudiacornejo8371]

I like Josh is very smart, a book person who makes jokes. That is very unusual. I also feel like an alien in this world sometimes

[@happymantis]

r/iamverysmart

[@claudiacornejo8371]

@@happymantis Dear happy mantis, I am not sure with whom am I talking here. I am wondering if you actually are him and I think that would be pretty cool. But also I am considering the worst possible scenarios after the not entire episode of catfish I watched today -A weird coincidence. Worst scenarios where dismissed because I live too far away😜 I'm just kidding with all this (unless not). If you are him, then, nice to meet you! ☺

[@skinnytothefeet3531]

Claudia Cornejo r/wooosh

[@claudiacornejo8371]

@@skinnytothefeet3531 r/woooosh

[@48Murillo]

Man, have I got a song for you

[@SuperLadyDanger]

This had me laughing myself silly in the first two minutes! This comic needs more hype!!

[@luvyou-baby]

Respect for being so open about his life

[@lucho1limte]

hes liyng tho

[@ceebeeelem]

Eduardo Bonomi about what

[@bobtheball5384]

@@lucho1limte Yeet about what?

[@LuckySketches]

Josh Johnson: "I don't know if I've had not enough dates for an adult or too many dates for someone who's autistic because I am definitely on the spectrum." Audience: (laughs) Me: "Brother!"

[@TheIdiothead]

The "will someone call today" was slipped in so well

[@cUser691]

Clever and refreshing. Theater references were cool.

[@lclark3279]

2:41 Dude literally sounds like the crab from family guy blocking the door 😂😂😂

[@sirsupesafro7637]

Dude I had no idea what you were talking about until I searched it up and that was so accurate

[@prozac4everyone]

I started saying the exact same thing 😂

[@AetherSphere]

WOAAAH!

[@purelyimagine7533]

I absolutely want to be friends with this guy. Possibly my favorite comedian

[@kaylabeltify]

yes finally more Josh Johnson

[@serenarenae]

I would like to just give credit to the fact that i love how he doesn’t curse during his performances, he doesn’t talk about female/male parts, i can actually play him out loud with my family and siblings. He doesn’t talk about anything rated R or anything that would make me feel uncomfortable playing out loud. Everything is funny, enjoyable, and has a relevant point. It is really refreshing to see comedians like these.

[@mione134]

He should get more attention! He is hilarious!

[@hootiegabriel9200]

I really dig this comedian. He’s gonna get big.

[@davyjones8645]

you ever buy something so exspeviese that you start sweating as you hand over you're money while your mind is saying "just run out, they can't make you buy it" but you you buy it anyway and now your broke til Thursday...yeah me too

[@hawley_7756]

This mans delivery and stage presence is spot on!

[@mbmtkk]

YES BRING THIS GUY BACK

[@waitingfordawn6602]

I lost it when he said he got in the shower with an umbrella to see how it feels. I LOST IT

[@NellieKAdaba]

😆

[@zappa3226]

hes one of my favorites we need More 😥

[@Jb1yt-yt]

How does this man not have a Netflix special yet?

[@samuelturner6076]

I love this guy so much, he’s really funny and I can relate [a bit too much 😭]

[@Kerrviii]

He’s raw and refreshing! Love him

[@pinkwakabeagle]

Please upload more of him. He is hilarious

[@2ndmoon]

His dad voice sounds like Obama lol

[@chrishansen8201]

Drop the snap

[@bmrsxvage]

@@chrishansen8201 keep ya head up king you miss 100% of the shots you don't take

[@gabrielsalas8387]

@Chris Hansen you got this buddy, keep your head up bro

[@CountDooku0]

He kinda reminds me of Sheldon with the way he talks

[@prod.masonmargielaa]

Black X Panda he remind me a lot of Donald Glover/childish gambino

[@SolaceAmv]

@@prod.masonmargielaa me too

[@kr0six942]

the train thing also

[@CountDooku0]

@@prod.masonmargielaa so he's Sheldon Gambino

[@lisaellis2593]

Cool kid, that's Josh Johnson.

[@Sir-Chancelot]

He sounds like Kat William’s impression of a stereotypical white dude

[@josephthegod3514]

Chance Kuzma stereotypical white dude where? It varies in different countries and states

[@dragonflyjules102]

@@josephthegod3514 Read his comment again buddy, you missed something lol

[@jamillemclaughlin5131]

I know that it was a joke but it's some reality behind that...imma try showering with an umbrella. Ijs! Sounds fun. Controlling the weather on my own terms. 😆

[@TCt83067695]

Oh my gosh I can't even with you right now 😂

[@elewie916]

Like 99% of comedy has some truth behind it.

[@EInc1000]

"Doesn't know what 'Boys in the Hood' is, but loves trains." Well that hit close to home.

[@kolaa4163]

Bruh! I really appreciated this comedy..it’s awesome that he used his sadness as inspo for a great comedy skit

[@lennefujimura]

He is absolutely gorgeous and gifted with a sense of humor sharper than a katana. Damn!

[@whatifgaming1661]

Ive never had such an experiance listening to a comedian. I felt something spirtual about this, I really feel what he meant about giving up deep down inside, and lonlieness slow process of turning people to monsters? I live that.

[@albertoreyes4114]

This is a 💯 genuine comedian, very original down to the core.

[@thestranger2830]

When he said "What the point of clothes anymore" *I felt that*

[@enzomthethwa5861]

As a fellow black nudist, I TOTALLY GET IT.

[@amirghost88]

Found myself nodding in agreement more than laughing, when he talked about living alone

[@MRCdeadlySniper]

I love this guys comedy so much, I love seeing whenever someone uploads his newest material🤟🏻

[@Steppin2theAM]

My fav comic these days.

[@ZecVal]

This man is too relatable man! Damn! 😄

[@DCfreerunner]

One of the best up and coming stand up artists.

[@rn2511]

Oh baby, welcome back.

[@marlinamontoya]

He is hilarious That smile is gorgeous All around so glad I watched this and gonna watch more

[@Sunshinesunset1]

😊His lane is his own and I love it. ✌

[@bluegalant]

Such brilliant and unique comedic delivery.

[@survivinghumpday205]

He gets better every time!!

[@ballerbeau69]

Thank you for explaining sports in a way I can understand

[@blonk182]

As usual, hilarious.

[@bluetry35722]

Funniest, wittiest comedy I've heard in years! Can't wait for more

[@djmatacoro]

Finally a crowd who deserves him.

[@christianjoseph6502]

This guy needs a sitcom or something hes probably one of my favorite comedians rn hes funny as hell

[@steveflow1332]

“He dunked on me so hard that that night I dreamed he was my dad” 😂

[@nephyxutune]

YEEESSS NEW CONTENT FROM THIS GUY! I love him, I've watched pretty much every clip of his shows on youtube. His jokes are amazing.

[@katebeckinsnail910]

"doesn't know what boys in the hood is, but loves trains!" Had me dying.

[@Джемайма-з1д]

Incredible. He is so .... So unique in so many ways.

[@SuperMustache555]

Been waiting for new Josh Johnson, you answered my call

[@asabifatosin1150]

This man is seriously funny! Comes unexpected and you find yourself laughing by surprise. I like him.

[@cdmp777]

Lmao I love this guy, upload more of his stuff please!!❤️

[@billreddy7593]

Keep up the excellent work!

[@denimloser]

Just LOVE him 🥰

[@TattoedKiss]

He's so beautiful and his comedy Is wonderful, clean and NICE. He doesnt have to be mean or mock people to be funny.

[@yaint77]

1:48 “I’m sorry”- That’s interesting, that’s interesting. Uh 1, 2, 3, 4- yeah- we’re all 10 here, sir. Why are you 32-

[@kaileyapostolakos1309]

I love all of his stand ups I want a Netflix special !!!

[@maximus9321]

His sarcastic tone makes his jokes much more funnier 😂

[@Desimere]

After 6 months of living alone, i still go to bed giggling and soo happy about having the whole bed to myself.