5 Things bright folks do when they need help

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[@dizzyd970]

I've walked five miles back to my house to get my spare keys before. And I had to break into my house to get them then rode my bicycle back to my vehicle 😂😂😂

[@derrickmeade4891]

Sounds about right lol definitely before triple a

[@dizzyd970]

@@amsie_86 And ?

[@RCHomemadeHobbies]

Gotta do what you gotta do. I can walk so imma walk.

[@Grimpurple_minion99]

I think I’ve done that a couple times.

[@pr01fessional]

As a white man I have got to say #1- Yes we hate asking for help. #2- This is the most true thing i have ever heard, I will not pay anyone for something I can do. #3- When we lose it we lose it. #4- HORN NOISES. #5- We don't think about later, we think about now. Yep that's about right.

[@hisbean]

I'm a stubborn, white woman, and I am the same way. I HATE asking for help. Especially from men. I don't like looking weak. I'm short, with little hands, but I will do everything I can think of, before I ask for help. Go ahead, and tell me I can't do something, because I"m a girl. lol (no I'm not a feminist, just grew up with little money, and a whole lot of self sustainability).

[@TheRealRealOK]

his-bean You sound like a feminist, though.

[@hisbean]

@@TheRealRealOK Nope, just stubborn. I've had plenty of people doubt me, my whole life. (both male and female) I can't stand women that pretend they are so weak, then think men MUST do everything for them. I might be a girl, but I'm not an idiot. If I can do it myself, why should I wait on a guy to rescue me? Sometimes it's just a matter of proving to myself, that I was able to accomplish something. If I can't do it, then I am super thankful that men are there, and can do it. Heck, I depend on the men in my life, to explain HOW to do something. That's not the same as expecting them to do it.

[@todosassd1855]

his-bean Sometimes there IS no guy to rescue you, or anybody else either! It took me 45 minutes to change a flat tire in the freezing cold wind one time, but there was nobody else in the area at the time, and it was a long way from home. And it was late, nothing was open so I couldn't even call anyone, and this was before we had cell phones. So self-reliance is an excellent thing to cultivate, really it's a necessity. Thank goodness my dad showed me how to change a flat when I got my first car, he knew I might need to do it myself one day!!

[@hisbean]

@@todosassd1855 I fully agree. I try to teach my daughter the same things, I teach my boys. While it's nice to have help, or have someone else do it, it's as equally nice, to know you can do it on your own, if you have too.

[@yippeethreeeight]

"Do not offer Triple A to a dude that got tools in his garage." Comedy gold.

[@sabrinawilhelm7964]

Thank you for specifying "bright males". This mechanically inclined female fully understands the value of AAA and the time it saves her.

[@claysoggyfries]

Mechanically inclined means good right?

[@Heavensglow]

What she said ^^^ I also prefer AAA to the totally avoidable insurance claim damages from letting husband/boyfriend “help you.”

[@dravenrichardson2372]

I will admit that I outright refuse to ask for help over almost anything, I believe in self reliance to the point where I would rather chose self destruction over owing anyone anything. What that path of thinking has obtained me though throughout the years is personal knowledge that a lot of other people lack. It's the very reason other people are constantly asking me to help them out. It is probably also the cause of my vocabulary being far more colorful and creatively expressive then the average persons when I go off. I grew up with easily distracted older sisters who where constantly locking their keys in their cars usually with the car running, so I became adept at both open car doors as well as using a metal wire to turn off the car by flipping the keys over and pulling them out of the ignition. Coat Hangers, Bailer Wire, Ceiling Tile Wire, and Cemetery Wreath Stands all work great for doing such in a pinch. I used to work in a store and it got to the point where I had opened so many cars for other employees that they started sending me out on the clock to open cars for customers who locked their keys in the cars. It's a strange feeling having someone grateful to you but also curious at why you have such a skill.

[@uncomfortablesunsets4532]

I love how I accidentally open up KZbin and this gift of a video is already playing

[@root1657]

The only part of this video I don't totally believe is the part about you not helping him again. I believe that if he asks, you'll be there, like a good neighbor.

[@davidnichols1363]

Or AAA ?

[@nbt3663]

Hehehe helping is a word that is relative. 😂

[@razorsazors]

Like statefarm

[@realityhurts8697]

You know he will just for show of insanity we give.

[@hyacinthdibley2420]

...StateFarm is there.

[@waypasttheline]

This man is a medicine to our sickly race relations. God bless

[@sweetbread9008]

Man. You actually help me decide what’s what about me. Mixed race here. Now I have a good idea why I won’t call triple A.

[@LyleAustin]

Quite a few years ago, a friend/co-worker locked his keys in his car. There were about 4 or 5 guys standing around trying to open it with a coat hanger. One of them commented that the door wasn't completely latched shut and it should be easier than this to get it unlocked. So I asked, "Wade, do you have to hold up the door latch when you lock your car door?" Wade says "Yes." So I walk over to the car, bump the door with my hip, it latches closed completely, and the door lock pops up. I open the door, grab the keys on the seat and hand them to Wade. Man, the look on everybody's faces... It was great! Good times...

[@joannadeshong3663]

T.H.I.S❣️

[@jimpatterson3286]

Damn we're old, I remember when you had to do that.

[@cruhl888]

I've got a universal key just in case I lock mine in my car...its a rock and I've used it twice.. went to the junkyard and bought a new window for 12 bucks both times

[@codinginzen8793]

My car insurance gives me 2 windows a year. Yes I use them.

[@MelB868]

We have a new car as long as the keys in your purse it will crank we don’t actually have to put the key in a key hole we wouldn’t break the window out.

[@Lexielouwho]

Josh you must have an inner white man inside you cause you are so spot on with your take on white people. Lol. I love your comedy, it's clean, tastefully done and funny as hell. Cheers

[@MichaelScott-rq8dz]

Bro!! I've done it... LMAO! My wife was in tears watching this one!! BBQ tools we bought at the corner store added to the adventure of locking the keys in the car.... when the knob broke inside the door, best described as a moment of intensity, i ripped off the door handle... we got in the car, and i cussed! Damn did i cuss! Too funny, Josh!

[@nickknife9681]

I thought all men were like that and not just whites.

[@bigalan3145]

Most are brights are just more vocal about it

[@karylkidd1232]

"Used condom on a prom night", nuff laughs. 😂😂😂

[@hightowerone]

You tell the insurance people that my door is messed up. Looks like somebody tried to break in. 👍😊

[@BlessedVeteranAdventures]

Lmao!!!

[@TimHaunFishing]

As a locksmith I especially love this.

[@rogueyardgnome3090]

being as bright as it gets I can say all things you just mentioned are 100% on point my man

[@fredfarrellproductions1404]

I worked in a parking garage for almost ten years. I can get into any car with a metal coat hanger. The last time i did it was about six months ago. A coworker locked her keys in her car. It took about four minutes.

[@Just-Nikki]

My husband would break that window before he ever admitted he locked the keys in the truck. Trust!

[@Serene80]

Glad you said mechanically-inclined white men... Because this white woman has TWO different roadside programs!

[@evhexrc1765]

As a white mechanic, I agree with the first four. I WILL find a way before I call Triple-A! I hate calling for help, but I let all my friends know they can call me to help them.

[@jamiecox5430]

I’m white and have watched a few of your videos. You tell it just how it is! I love your videos, they’re hilarious and true. Keep them videos coming!

[@lauram3115]

He pretty much just summed up my husband with 5 things. 😂

[@1everydayperson]

Thats why I keep an extra key in the house and one in my purse/coat pocket.

[@ritainez10]

Except the day I locked my key and my spare.... Now I have a Ford and I know the code;)

[@gergc4871]

Go for the unlock button with the hanger. Not the handle.

[@mollyallen2400]

By the title I thought it really meant bright/clever people and was waiting for the hilarity but I ended up laughing the whole time anyway.... good one :)

[@rkirky]

I have the do it myself mindset but when an easier path presents itself, I'm all ears.

[@jacoblantom]

im white and this is accurate

[@lovemywife698]

😂😂😂

[@marieelena3537]

Man, you got me over here actually laughing out loud.

[@bhight100]

I got so good at breaking into my truck, I used the down straps to pick it like it was a window snake.

[@towtruckaj]

You are not wrong, We hate asking for help, I will go hours, sometimes days trying to achieve something before I ask for help.

[@andrealovelace7251]

i was at sleeping bear sand dunes in michigan one time and some dude and his family lost his keys in the sand.. they were stuck there when i first arrived.. i took my son and his friend who were about 9 at the time.. they went to the top of the dune .. i stopped half way and just sat.. my son yells .. hey mom i found keys!! lol that man was so happy he gave my son 20 bucks! lol

[@tedharvick9010]

Working at an auto auction, I became fairly proficient with a slim Jim. I got called over the radio to go unlock a car in north detail. When I got to detail, there were actually 3 cars locked. A Towncar, a Mustang, and a Ranger. All 3 cars were unlocked in less than 2 minutes(most Fords in the 90s were easy with a slim jim). I got a standing ovation and 2 job offers for the weekend, lol.

[@barefoothonkee6725]

Gotta have metal coat hangers. Part of my Macgyver kit. Lol

[@roxie9392]

Omg my dad just locked the keys in my mom's car....Lee sounds like my dad. Lol

[@rileyen4608]

Very true. I locked my keys in my car in front of Walmart once and I walked in and bought clothes hangers. Took 20 minutes but I got it. Lol

[@DEVILLXX74]

This man is hilarious and I'd love to see him in person!

[@am6921]

Facts about the patients ordeal 😂😂😂🔥

[@robertlemere4206]

Josh your a breath of fresh air love you man 🙏✌️💪🇺🇸👍

[@CCgivemeawedgy]

I read the title as "5 Things bright folks do when they need sleep" which makes sense since I was feeling sleepy.

[@sharoncraig6911]

You just described my husband and his brothers. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brandonriggs1788]

Your videos are a riot J.P. You have yourself another subscriber based purely on these videos. Hilarious! Keep 'em coming!

[@roaenokesyzlak7828]

i recently used a lawn care survice sign for its metal wire to snake through the slightly open window of my car after leaving it running with locked doors. Having told that story, heres why that series of events unfolded. A week earlier, i had locked my keys in my car, and when i asked someone with tools for help, they destroyed the drivers side door latch, no big deal, i just wont close that door whith the car running... that worked fine, for about a week.

[@deannacrownover3]

That's one problem I'll never have...can't lock your keys inside a motorcycle!

[@waynewilliams5353]

Nah. When those damn key fobs go dead for the Harley though 🤬🤬🤬

[@christinaakman7791]

I was just about to say the Dame thing @Deanna 😂

[@RideShareConfessions]

had a guy park behind me on U street in DC parked his bike got off and all I hear is MF no no no no no MF I get out and the first thing I saw was his bike next to a storm drain. lol, Yup keys down the drain. The guy was there 3 hours fishing them out I carry a strong magnet with a string on it I have done it my self I asked if he needed help. He was like no I am good. I said you sure and walked away. He was still here when I came back around I do Lyft so I could see him each time I passed by. Every time I passed by you can see he was madder than the last time. I stopped again but to get a slice of pizza I told the guy look come get a slice cool down and I will get your keys out. The people at the Pizza place keep the guy there tell I cam back and yes I had his keys I have never seen someone so happy.

[@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164]

@@RideShareConfessions I was just going to add the sewer drain nightmare.

[@bireon878]

I just hope you drive the silent Motorcylces and don't wake people up when you drive by.

[@theaberrantdon]

Haha... All of this is true. I called a locksmith 1 time. $109 later, I decided I was going to watch what the locksmith did and I would never call again! That was $109 to learn how to get my own keys out from now on! If you warp the door, you pried too far on the door, but seeing your door gasket shredded bc you broke in with sticks, or screwdrivers and your paint scratched up in your door jam is kindof depressing. AAAis for the weak! I have definitely thought about just punching out the window every time itbhas happened! We don't need to talk about what I've said when I finally get the door open, but it's nothing compared to when you poke the unlock button and your stick/wire keeps bending, or falling off the button.

[@bigcscustomjigs2680]

Lol we definitely have a very colorful vocabulary when stuff like that happens

[@ruger51995]

I want a black friend like this guy!😂

[@bigmemes9604]

Nice video i liked it verry much keep it up

[@apersonontheinternet8006]

This might sound like an ad, but I've locked keys in my car a few times over the years. If the coat hanger wrapped around the tailpipe doesn't do the trick in about 5 minutes I get on my phone and check car-part.com and find the cheapest window at a junkyard close to me because it's easier than calling each one. I only learned this after the second or third time after spending almost 3 hours fucking around and put a tool through the window. It cost 20 or 25 dollars to pick up from the junkyard and had it installed in under a beer.

[@joannadeshong3663]

“anagrams and M & M’s❣️” Oh my hilarity❗️🤣

[@lemhanback9595]

Love this guy, pre 90s yep pocketknife or wire coat hanger all you need. After 90s nah call AAA. Lol but yeah he's speaking truth. Although I need the fog horn when I lose my cool. 😂😂😂😂

[@Mzdedeo]

The door gone out dance Lee! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bethshadid2087]

OMG his perception...you sure you ain't got some white in ya? 🤣🤣🤣🤣😁💖

[@Shiirow]

if he is american, he probably does somewhere down that family tree. I guarantee you. XD

[@eavening4149]

I love the keypad door code on my car door.

[@craftycreek]

I’m Creek Indian, my kids daddy is really bright , that talking to themselves when they’re mad thing.Whew! I got an earful of that last night after ball practice 😂😂😂

[@jessgatt5441]

O-K, Josh, get this, go to the gas cap door, get a spare key, get some black tape, [ duct tape ] and tape the key in there, it cannot be seen at all, but you'll know it's there. You, and your vanilla friend, will never get locked out again, but be sure to tape it back in there.

[@johndevine3633]

Hell yea brother lol!!! Thats why I invite my neighbors to dinner and beer often. So I can trust them with a key to my house. Then they can just open the door and I can get a spare. If you got keys to my house knowing the cameras I have and want to try something go for it. If not I love ya and lets eat some white man ribs and steak lol....

[@aaronburdon221]

number 4 was probably the most accurate for me. I think my record was 16 cuss words in a row. I wasn't counting, my brother was because I was too happy.*foghorn sound* I literally laughed out loud.

[@stephenzerbel]

I fully agree. I am a white man. I have never paid anyone to do something for me. If I dont know how, this is my opportunity to learn. I do laugh at the locked car doors. I have always works at a used car lot. It takes me about 30 seconds to open a locked car door. No damage. I have seen people do some weird shit tring to open that door.

[@plutototoh]

LEE CAMPBELL YOU BETTER SLAM IT!

[@x.adam1]

My niece locked her keys in her car a couple of days ago. I was going to drive 60 miles to go help her get it unlocked. She ‘called a guy’. She was charged $70 (and that was cheap) for something I would have loved to do for free. It’s a simple challenge in my eyes.

[@SquirrelDarling1]

This true, I as a bright person spent 45 minutes jimming the lock on my truck with a key that sort of fit all because my dog locked me out. Now I carry two sets of keys. Don’t need no AAA.

[@smf1280]

Haha. I've spent an hour with a coat hanger opening the back sliding window of my pickup, then crawled through and drove home.

[@cathart8162]

LMAO...straight up accurate. .. love you man

[@williamgrissom1995]

I locked my keys in my truck after driving 7 days driving from west coast to east coast, sleeping in the drivers seat at night it was so packed for the move. I tried and tried to get it unlocked and finally called a lock Smith, so I could drive the last 30 miles to my new home. Even the locksmith couldn't open that door, I buggered it up so bad. 🤣 Well he opened the passenger door and embaressed beyond belief, but I was too tired to cuss, I was just glad to finally finish the drive to my fiancé's house. I never did get that door open again before I sold my truck. 🤣

[@craiglortie8483]

i call b.s. josh! you'll help again because of who you are and the material you'll get out it it! lmfao

[@Dannie281]

As a mechanically inclined human being, I have great insurance with AAA. Please look them up. You make the call, presto bango, go in grab a Java mocha, and there is an angel with the right tool pop. I am on my way again. Triple A sweet heart

[@dawntaylor8660]

Nope That's what I have car insurance for So all I have to do is make a call if I (or anyone I know) EVER lock our keys in the car Let them do the work ;)

[@amichellewold1193]

Haha. This mostly goes for men. I could have the right tools in my hand, but since I pay for AAA, they can deal with it.

[@deborahgodley6980]

I love your videos Josh! Always so right on with your observations! This one especially.White men would rather drive off a cliff into the ocean than ask for directions. Hilarious!

[@massasplinter9939]

That’s what problem I’ll never have. Being a tow-truck driver, I can break into just about any car in less than a minute.

[@MrEsPlace]

Holy rusted metal Batman. Josh is SO RIGHT here

[@matthewarcher3024]

I've just recently discovered your channel and your right on the mark lol

[@candicefree6986]

YESSS the moment after success the foul waterfall of words is insanely funny

[@mycatz2fatgaming]

I'm tough in the front but frail from behind,... LMFAO!!

[@NORTHBROOK1978]

we do like saying "fuck"..it's so versatile.

[@Badlatitude]

I had a 2001 silverado dually that seemed to be a magnet for locked in keys. I swear that truck would just randomly lock its doors. Everyone always wondered why there was a slight bend at the tip of my antenna. I could get in that truck in under 2 minutes. Unscrew antenna, stand on the nerf bars. Grab the top of the door and pull. Insert antenna and hit the unlock button. ETA if you have a wedge like a plastic felling wedge or hell a piece of wood cut like an old door stock from elementary school.... its even easier to do solo if you have to use something like a hanger.

[@mikebell1801]

The hell with triple A I've broke my windshield to get my keys

[@billf4995]

love all your videos Josh. Keep it up. Next time maybe just mutter something about not knowing anything about how to fix whatever it is, set up a lawn chair, and enjoy the show. :)

[@wdtripps6537]

My neighbor had a 2000 something S10 and locked the keys inside. He asked for help. I went through my keys seeing if any of them would fit without forcing them. Turns out a $7 lockable gas cap key fit the door on the truck. I wrapped a plastic bag around the key and just shook the key every way possible while in the lock and it worked. Later I did the same thing using the same key on a different S10 and it worked. I ended up with a S10 pickup truck and tried the same method, again it worked! So, if you have a 2000s S10, you now know that a 7 dollar gas cap key that can be bought at AutoZone will unlock an it. Just shake the heck out of it and it will open.

[@stevewalters2974]

You totally rock!! I love every video you do! Thanks for keeping us laughing!!

[@raspberryjam3724]

"Uh uh, I ain't tryna close."🤣🤣🤣

[@ricksadler797]

I’m a trucker drivin a freightliner truck I locked my keys in it once on south Texas it there were some Mexicans there I asked for help 3 of them took an hour and a half and 2 cases of beer to get it open

[@november_victor9693]

I have learned to keep a single spare keep in my wallet because I'm so forgetful.

[@shinyunicorn4745]

Shit, I'm white and these are all facts 💯😂

[@slick5250]

Locked the keys in the truck at WalMart......showed my True Self and I'm lucky I ain't banned from Wally World. I shamed my mama that night......

[@KurNorock]

1. I hate asking for help. I don't like owing people favors and typically I can do it myself anyway. 2. If AAA offered a service I couldn't do or didn't have the tools for, or couldn't figure out how to do on my own, then I might call them. After consulting KZbin tutorial videos first. 3. Some guys lose their shit. I typically don't. Unless somebody else is helping me and they are fucking it up. That's when my patience runs out and I start doing it all myself anyway. 4. It would have to be a HUGE achievement for me to act like that. Opening a locked car door doesn't qualify. 5. I'm actually mechanically inclined. There is no point fixing something if the fixing process is going to cause more damage. I've opened dozens of car doors (for other people) often using their own car antennae, without leaving so much as a scratch in the paint. But I have seen other people do exactly what you said in the video, bending the door frame back too far. I saw one guy (Mexican actually) pull so hard that he shattered his window and the window frame buckled. Now he lost his shit in spectacular fashion.

[@mikefletcher5168]

That's why the antenna on my truck looks like a piece of rope on the ground and a hook at the end. That way I always have a slim jim with me.

[@evilal20]

Every motherfuckin thing in this video is 100% accurate 😆 I just locked my keys in my truck yesterday, and I tried using a phone charger block to unlock for a good 30 mins before I called a locksmith 😂

[@jeffsmith6388]

Josh, I laugh so hard at the first viewing of your videos, I have to watch many times!

[@mimiashford5544]

2 minutes in.....ACCURATE AF!!!!

[@charlesholt6664]

Adoie, Dimbella. Give me the power I beg of you.

[@Caigul]

some good ol southern sweet tea. mostly sugar

[@kainable8769]

#4 is totally true, but with EVERYTHING! Been fishing all day and finally hook one. Hitting a golfball farther than 100 yards for the first time. Your first home run. Beating Super Mario for the first time. Beating a raid boss in an MMO. Anything, there is going to be cussing. And cheering, killing RAAM in Gears of War, I had not done in years. Black homie called me up. “Dude, RAAM hard as f*ck!” “Duh, final boss!” After an hour of me coaching him, he got it. I ain’t never heard those words before.

[@Todd66]

I’m afraid to sub cause I will do is watch your videos. My goodness you make me laugh . I laugh so much my eyes water and my nose runs.

[@icepick987654]

If you lock you keys in a car just call a locksmith and do not touch the car, just let the locksmith do everything. If a locksmith breaks the window, bends the door out of shape or disconnects a linkage in the door he will fix it or his insurance will cover the repair of what is broken long as you do not try to open it your self.

[@bcjdwbiernfjherwfbowfib]

Haha true. I hate when I have to take my truck to a shop to get work done. Normally I do my own work in

[@sexyblack9016]

"All bets are off" hahahahahahaha

[@mikejohns3104]

Yeah. I could see me being that dude.

[@kensanderson1492]

WHile I agree with a lot of this, I also know my limitations. I have AAA and I have used them. For my car. On other things, I know far too many ways to get into a house without the keys than a man should. lol And if I am building or repairing something. I'm just like your neighbor. :)