Joshua Graham want to know (AI voice meme)

[@hachi9404]

anyone wanting to make their own, I used eleven labs! 5 dollar subscription but the 1st month is free. Highly recommend!

[@Kyriakos703]

Did you have to train it into learning Graham's voice and mannerisms yourself?

[@hachi9404]

@@Kyriakos703 I fed it about 5 minutes of dialog of Joshua graham and it kinda just figured it out along the way. The more emotive dialog the better it can be. Most of the dialog I got was from the intro sequence when you first meet him

[@Theothevaultscribe]

@@hachi9404 That’s is incredibly ingenious and the brotherhood would love to have you in it ranks

[@archmagosno9902]

I’m still a good bit assmad that they locked the easy to use AI shit behind a paywall as soon as the really gamer content started coming out. But sometimes you’ve gotta live with it.

[@Theothevaultscribe]

@@archmagosno9902 you really want to be a whiny brat? This tech isn’t easy to maintain and $5 isn’t bad, get a job.

[@NewYorkSith]

*smokes blunt* Can’t I love both?

[@MiGujack3]

*Smokes harder* Why stop there?

[@NewYorkSith]

@@MiGujack3 *Smokes even harder* You have my attention dude

[@TheBucketDealer]

@C K nah nah nah roll it back a little.

[@ИгошинНикита]

Both? Both. Both is gud.

[@silentmann8103]

@@TheBucketDealer nah let him talk, he definitely has more things to say

[@esbernhawkins5912]

As a wise man once said: "Arms, bitch. I need a hug."

[@arenio]

we all deep down agree with this

[@TiernanWilkinson]

"Would you date a girl with no arms?" "Absolutely not. The second amendment is not just a right but an obligation!"

[@FaeTheMf]

@@TiernanWilkinson that’s good xD

[@Haaton-of-the-Basement]

The thing is, we don't answer arms cause deep down we all want a fricking hug

[@Mihai769]

​@@Haaton-of-the-Basement based haaton

[@ExtrnalSorce2]

I see what I want, dont turn around Joshua.

[@kerruo2631]

Those jeans are about to pop

[@ijustwanttowatchtheworldbu4664]

Oh sh-

[@BisexualPlagueDoctor]

@insertgrammarcorrectionshe6303exactly

[@Fenrize]

​@[insert grammar corrections here] There's more

[@DioBrando012]

​@@Fenrize No

[@Ze_N00B]

"Both?" *"Both."* "Both." *"Both."* "Both is good."

[@j3rusal3m]

POOTIS

[@GattiJuanIgnacio]

​@@j3rusal3mThe human mind is trully a wonderful thing. The moment, the second, the instant i read POOTIS my mind already makes me hear Heavy say it.

[@geraldspoonsman8411]

​@@j3rusal3m "that's not how a captcha works"

[@j3rusal3m]

@@geraldspoonsman8411 *point gun*

[@geraldspoonsman8411]

​@@j3rusal3m "ok!"

[@EzekielDeLaCroix]

That's what 40 days and 40 nights in the desert was for.

[@The_court_jester9]

40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS

[@bingolos9063]

"Now answer: Boobs. or ass." said Joshua aggresively

[@Cat_DeGaulle]

Joshua said calmly

[@willc3697]

Loading a fresh magazine into his trusty pistol

[@Blueskiiiiii]

Joshua is almost incapable of showing anger besides raising his voice a bit and changing his tone one of the many reasons why he is a fan favorite in the series

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

Well, that beats my fanfiction. (c)

[@sonicdash9652]

I say both of them.

[@scribese7en]

Jesus was probably the type of guy to answer "Personality." And downright REFUSE to accept that that's not an answer.

[@MM-ou2te]

nah, the soul, it just makes sense

[@St.Raptor]

Face and weight. That's all I need. She needs to be thin if she's flat, and if she's more curve, she can have a little more weight but not to the point of pudgey. And faces are what I'ma be looking at most of the day so it has to be pretty as well. As a christian, this is my answer. Edit: jeez. Y'all brutal as heck. Tf did I do?

[@greasley4024]

This is the guy that regularly washed the feet of his friends. He cared a lot about personal connection

[@gaiusjuliuscaesar9296]

​@@St.Raptor she can be a disembodied head for all I care, as long as she's nice and cares about me

[@Acrillomancer]

​@Greasley so he would answer "feet"?

[@theawkwardpotato1973]

He had temptations. That’s the beauty of it. He was tempted and denied them.

[@OckhamAsylum]

Ah yes, but that isn't the question: which one tempts harder. Answer: God only knows, if you catch my drift.

[@vetoneal6171]

he didn't, the devil dared to but of course failed. Please do not spread heresy

[@59spadesofalife52]

It is said the devil had tried everything to tricketh the lord appearing at his most vulnerable moments trying to tempt him to sin but no matter what he tried the lord was pure and holy and untemptable

[@Devin-bo7ce]

@@OckhamAsylumare you saying Jesus was temped by boobs or ass more than the other one?

[@Thess-wm8ke]

I'm sorry but you're only spreading falsities

[@mirroredrealities1639]

The force with which he says "boobs or ass" sent me.

[@Dranguinidae_Opalux]

If you look at the way he answered all the trap questions people were always asking him he'd probably have some mind-blowing answer that would be appreciative of all of a woman's qualities but also a deep therapist question-all-you-assume-about life sort of question simultaneously lol

[@ParaNoid816]

It's called "post-nut clarity" Ask the Lord for forgiveness once the guilt sets in.

[@Midnight-Starfish]

Honestly, he should be apologizing to me since he watched without my consent

[@faastah619]

@@Midnight-StarfishI mean it’s hard not to if you are all seeing

[@joeschmo4646]

@@faastah619 God is the biggest peeping Tom to ever exist.

[@faastah619]

@@joeschmo4646 seeing everything all at once

[@nunocampea2395]

@@joeschmo4646 weather he wants it or not, he will see me. curiosity killed the cat

[@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472]

This line of thinking is literally the reason for the Nestorian schism

[@heftymagic4814]

Exactly

[@blade7506]

how is this Nestorian?

[@arthurgabriel2625]

​@@blade7506 Nestorius (/ˌnɛsˈtɔːriəs/; in Ancient Greek: Νεστόριος; c. 386 - c. 451) was the Archbishop of Constantinople from 10 April 428 to August 431. A Christian theologian, several of his teachings in the fields of Christology and Mariology were seen as controversial and caused major disputes. He was condemned and deposed from his see by the Council of Ephesus, the third Ecumenical Council, in 431. His teachings included rejection of the title Theotokos (Mother of God), used for Mary, mother of Jesus, which indicated his preference for the concept of a loose prosopic union of two natures (divine and human) of Christ, over the concept of their full hypostatic union. That brought him into conflict with Cyril of Alexandria and other prominent churchmen of the time, who accused him of heresy.

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

@@blade7506 the Nestorians were a Christian sect that argued that Jesus was either just a human prophet, or that his divine part was not as strong as his human part, I don't quite remember.

[@nestorgamer9746]

That's has my name on it and I never knew about it I have to research it

[@XXXTENTAClON227]

Idk how I only just noticed but Jesus’ name is Yehoshua/Yeshua… also known in English as Joshua

[@111.cortez]

Mf I thought you was dead

[@WingMaster562]

Among Joshua, there's so Emmanuel, Hesus, G-Sauce

[@orealz]

Yes Joshua, son of Joseph Jesus was the original Jojo

[@renerbakod5070]

and it fits to the premonition of Jews before the event, the name of the son of god will be yeshua

[@Science-ev1he]

The Greek transliteration in the Bible is “Iesous”, which in English is “Jesus” as well as “Iesus” in Latin.

[@diro5910]

He had but he did not give into temptation. Just like you sometimes get so mad that you would kill a guy but you just don’t.

[@itsmejacob7893]

This is the reason fall-out fans shouldn't have access to Joshua Graham's AI voice.

[@Cushla-np4pt]

True, joshua would hate everyone here lol

[@Aethrin]

Having temptation and giving to said temptation are two separate issues though. In the words of Martin Luther: "You cannot keep the birds from flying over you, but you can keep them from making a nest in your hair." Christ would not have roominated on temptation. We do know that he was tempted in ways. Just as he was in the desert. Yet he would not let it stew.

[@cole009productions7]

👏👏👏

[@allthebanter9316]

Ahh but one of them would have been a greater temptation to him, so the question still stands, boobs or ass

[@csec95]

So he would have an answer?

[@kimutone2970]

Holy shit, what a mad lad. Long live Christ the King 💪😎

[@robertortiz-wilson1588]

Truth!

[@ng1593]

Ah yes… Nestorias would be proud of whoever made this. The saints though would not be

[@Thess-wm8ke]

All of it is wrong Implying Christ had temptations, sexual interests and the Nestorianism Even as a meme format

[@palmchristmastree]

@@Thess-wm8keso he isn’t fully human then? The Bible’s wrong?

[@Thess-wm8ke]

@@palmchristmastree among the worst "Gotcha" comments I've ever gotten in all my time on the internet actually Christ processed a human nature alike that of Adam before the fall of man and of course a divine Nature as God The church has never interpreted Christ as having sinned or been tempted in his time in the desert. Rather it shows the overcoming of the Devil, who is clueless as to who the man is speaking to is since he does not have an omnipotent field of knowledge And so he attempts to tempt who he perceives as a man like any other, with Worldly things such as food and power. Things which to Christ are of course meaningless, without value I'm not sure how you think saying that denying attributing sexual attraction to Christ is wrong and somehow makes the bible wrong

[@wandererofalbion1642]

​@@palmchristmastree He partook entirely of our nature without the sin we have added unto it. He retained only those effects of sin which were fitting for Him to complete His mission, but without taking any sin unto Himself. Temptation was brought to Him, but He never felt it or any inclination to sin.

[@proofostrich9061]

@@palmchristmastreeAdam and Eve were still human before they committed sin, no?

[@magmatard8737]

Joshua would never say that

[@derubermanns1210]

A true man doesn't choose one or the other, he chooses various degrees of both

[@The_court_jester9]

He didn't have temptations tho man defied Satan's for 40 days in the desert

[@UnfunnyGoose]

Damn Arian heresy hitting different in the 21st century

[@TheMantisLord50]

Back in the good old days before it was between orthodox and catholic, or Protestant and catholic, or Catholics and other Catholics.

[@GAMER123GAMING]

@@TheMantisLord50 Yeah back in the good ole days when this sorta thing was settled with an army

[@deesen.4815]

Seems more like Monophysitism rather than Arianism.

[@Thess-wm8ke]

Sounds more like Nestorians, but yeah Big heresy here, big yikes in the comments with people saying Christ could be tempted

[@wegaan7550]

we can't expect God to do all the inquisition

[@snifey7694]

Nevertheless you can't expect it, even if it took the entire seljuk turk to validate the warrant of heresy.

[@GAMER123GAMING]

@@snifey7694 The concept of heresy predates turkish migration into anatolia by hundreds of years

[@spacecore94]

As a Mormon myself I can't even be offended by this

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

Now answer Boobs or ass

[@spacecore94]

@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access *YES*

[@pigpork1248]

Same here dude

[@dimitrimolotovvyacheslav4604]

Bro, you guys know Mormonism is kinda wacky, right?

[@spacecore94]

@@dimitrimolotovvyacheslav4604 from an outside perspective, yes it can. But then again all religions can be seen as such. But what is important is its overall message that I seek to follow

[@the_Doomslayer64]

You only need your arms and lips for hugs and kisses stay pure brothers

[@therandomizer-oy9nf]

This guys wrong btw. Jesus was never tempted. Devil just dared to try and he lost.

[@ComfortsSpecter]

“Stomach”

[@MatsuSenpaii]

That's... Pretty unique

[@emuuriarte1433]

You haven't lived until you've seen a fit girl with a solid midriff.

[@Dutchman-2002]

​@@emuuriarte1433 🤤

[@ComfortsSpecter]

@@MatsuSenpaii “Womb.”

[@TheDoctorFromArknights]

​@@emuuriarte1433 fuck yes, Midriff

[@fsmprophet8319]

Graham ain't got no business 😒 being that thick

[@Metalbl00m]

thanks?

[@Sai1523]

Even if it’s an AI meme this got me think about Joshua Graham again and man I love that guy

[@AndrewTheMandrew531]

He earned his theology degree from blunt university. Christ did not lust. This is coming from a Catholic who ACTUALLY knows what he’s talking about.

[@sunflowertrees5476]

The christian fandoms lore gotta be the most wacky stuff ive heard in a while

[@greatemperor7185]

in the Beginning there was nothing but a cube lol

[@stonemanofgardnerville1162]

Oh yeah shit wild...back 409 years ago this conversation would be like 10x bigger and maybe a battle fought in the name of ass or boob and many brothers persecuted for it

[@NCRVeteranRanger]

@@stonemanofgardnerville1162 That would’ve been the most based holy crusade in the history of mankind.

[@gryph0n55]

Just wait until we get to the live action adaptation of the Revelations book, shits wild. Non-book fans are gonna freak when they see Jesus walkin around with a flaming sword protruding from his mouth. I have a feeling they’ll be using practical effects for that one instead of just resorting to CGI, but I guess we’ll find out once we get a Rapture release date announcement.

[@theonewhouploadsnothing1704]

@@NCRVeteranRanger I still can’t get over the fact that the crusades were started by Pope *Peace*

[@davidlikespie1239]

Christ possesses two wills and two natural operations, divine and human. Christ's human will does not resist or oppose but rather submits to his divine and almighty will. To say that Christ was subject to internal temptation would then be heresy.

[@Remembering1453]

Agree

[@sunflowertrees5476]

The christian fandoms lore gotta be the most wacky stuff ive heard in a while

[@stanleystove]

Christ is a human being, he's not divine. Submit yourself fully to your Lord alone and not his prophet. Don't commit idol worship.

[@Remembering1453]

@@stanleystove Are you a muslim? what kind of evidence do you have Jesus did not claim divinity?

[@dadsback69]

@@stanleystove cope

[@SAVUFILMS]

God becoming human but also can be Devine too so that would make him not to desire sin or lustful things. He likes personality

[@vetoneal6171]

The right opinion, the only right opinion. Never leave theology to degenerates (Twitter users)

[@MDPToaster]

Proverbs 5:19

[@gryph0n55]

So then he wasn’t human, not fully. The Bible is pretty clear that all humans sin and have temptation to sin. That’s sorta an inherent quality of being human. To not have that quality would be to forgo a massive part of being human. So he wasn’t really human. He was a divine being pretending to be human in a human shape, but he never actually walked as a man, never lived how man lives, never experienced what man experiences.

[@juliomenendez9458]

@@gryph0n55 The argument with Jesus is that he was the only sinless person. He was divine, but still constrained to a human body so still felt “weakness” like human emotion and temptation.

[@gryph0n55]

@@juliomenendez9458 Again, "sinless" is in direct contradiction to "human". It's not like a common aspect of being human, it's inherent. The bible is very explicitly and repeatedly clear that every human, without exception, is sinful and has temptation to sin. It wants you to know so badly that all humans are sinful that it goes as far as to say people are naturally born sinful, that way you can't even excuse literal babies from being sinful, that's how far the bible goes to ensure you know that sin can't be separated from humans. If you have a "sinless person", then they're not human. Also "so still felt “weakness” like human emotion and temptation", the bible also makes it repeatedly known that temptation to sin in itself is a sin. So if Jesus was experiencing human temptations then he was still sinning. This is another example of the bible being more than direct about the fact that being tempted to sin is itself at minimum still a sin, and at maximum equal to the act of sin itself you're being tempted to commit. Either way, Jesus experiencing human emotions and temptations would still come with sin.

[@Cushla-np4pt]

Joshua would despise everyone here

[@thehermit_777]

The urgency and seriousness in the “now answer” is perfect

[@kevingluys3063]

Idk man he really liked washing people's feet.

[@lightfiendish]

the fact that it fits with graham so well-

[@saxtonhalegaming]

"My child, as long as they are kind of heart and repent I will love them as a Father loves his Son or a Mother her daughter. now go in peace."

[@fish_and-chips]

I’m gonna learn Italian and posit this question to the pope

[@souleymanemiousse7841]

As a great runner i knew once said "i'm more a thighs guy myself."

[@hachi9404]

based

[@Lemioso]

Wrong, as a Catholic we believe that Jesus was The Son made human and the Lord has no such temptation

[@JerichoYeet]

I just imagine Joshua, sitting on his chair, in front of a wooden table full of M1911s while thoroughly cleaning and maintaining them while answering your disrespectful question. Just dead fucking stare while cleaning a 1911.

[@prestongarvey8884]

Actually as the son of God he would have temptations but have the divine power to completely refuse them

[@miguelatkinson]

So he had none then

[@prestongarvey8884]

@@miguelatkinson no, he would abstain from them

[@GrayC_2478]

​@@prestongarvey8884Ok but what were they? Boobs or ass?

[@joshualeahy2162]

Truly a respectful question

[@stickdrawer3663]

Both both both are good

[@TheManDude]

“To deny that he had sexual temptations implies he wasn’t fully human.” Asexuals: 🪶🪶👁️🪶🪶

[@depressedcheems9961]

Asexuality in humans is just as real as Jesus' abilities.

[@thewizard1]

​@@depressedcheems9961 I don't know what to think about this

[@bored4631]

that statement had so many opinons. Anyway💜🤍🖤✌️ I didnt want that to sound mean im sorry

[@bored4631]

I guess we're on gods level

[@emuuriarte1433]

I think asexuals are capping.

[@fuzzy3383]

He had to have been an ass man.

[@FlymanMS]

Almost perfect, thank you

[@Juudini]

It depends of the size and the shape of them and maby tje texture.

[@joms2709]

Jesus was definitely the type of person to say “personality” even though they secretly had a feet fetish.

[@Gaboxf]

The thing is, he was tempted like any human, but never gave in to those temptations, that's what makes him the best

[@billcipher8645]

Curious because anytime I said I'm asexual I was called names and ridiculed

[@kindadumb916]

@@billcipher8645 seems like skill issue to me ngl

[@GAMER123GAMING]

@@billcipher8645 You don't have these temptations. You psyopped yourself into believing you dont becuase you thought it was cool

[@noahbarnes9770]

He wasn’t tempted in his heart to commit sin. Satan tempted him in the desert but he never actually wanted any of the things that were offered.

[@khajiitimanus7432]

The best part is that I can realistically see Joshua Graham doing this in another reality.

[@Givelasagna]

I'm an ass guy myself, but what matters is the hips 😩

[@creepypastor007]

As long as not fat prolly fine

[@GrayC_2478]

Same but I also love boobs

[@vaporwave-man]

He was a pure man. He had no temptations of his own as He was fully pure. In other words, perfect.

[@miguelatkinson]

Most Christians would like to have a word with you on that one

[@vaporwave-man]

@@miguelatkinson of His own, friend. He was tempted by the devil, yet He never held evil temptations from within His own mind.

[@NexusDex]

"both?" "both!" *"BOTH!! BOTH IS GOOD!"*

[@adolfilyichmarx9589]

Jesus wouldn't have a preference for that would require Him to look upon a woman lustfully, which, as He said, is as sinful as fornication itself. Knowing Jesus is without sin, he would never look upon a woman lustfully, and therefore never have a preference.

[@GrayC_2478]

Ok damn looking at a woman can be a sin??!?!?!🤯 Ok so what if I have a hot teacher???

[@GrayC_2478]

How would he know he even thinks she is hot and therefore his look can be lustful if he never looked in the first place??? Therefore how he would know when to not look?

[@yobama4672]

Nah joshua would not say this

[@NecessaryNonsense990]

Implying ace people aren’t human:

[@CherryBotV2]

we aren't. We have powers beyond your understanding

[@weomxd]

lgbt try not to get offended (IMPOSSIBLE) 😵😵😱😱

[@NecessaryNonsense990]

@@weomxd I’m not part of the LGBT community, and I was raised to believe being gay was a sin so, maybe you should get your eyes checked because you obviously can’t read the room

[@birdthebird3396]

@@weomxd If you imply lgbt people don’t exist, you should probably expect to be corrected on that

[@sirllamaiii9708]

Based

[@like31000]

Damn, Its like the Council of Ephesus never existed...

[@xerez62610]

I think he was more into dudes , you know John , Peter .... Judas

[@ilikecheese4518]

cant deny He had such urges, but since He spent 40 days and nights in the desert without eating and drinking and resisted temptation from satan himself its not hard to believe that He just ignored them

[@crispyblindead2413]

Yeah, you def missed something in that five minute theology course you endured in California.

[@ArchbishOfBanterbury]

Fully human but without sin.

[@kenu995]

Thank you, clearly the OP wasn't taught Original Sin and the broken state of the human soul.

[@ravenID429]

How is sexual desire a sin??

[@cxarhomell5867]

​@@ravenID429Nobody said anything about that. However, if you let your sinful desires take over your mind, it becomes a problem. You should cleans your mind of any sinful sexual desires and turn to God.

[@So98902]

Joshua Graham doesn't ask questions he just kills

[@themocingbird2488]

Since it’s implied he was privy to all temptation, both.

[@lofkii]

I'm aroace and can confirm that I'm a biblically accurate angel in disguise

[@susguy9222]

skill issue

[@Azetaris]

They're just making up words at this point.

[@juicejooos]

​@@Azetaris Alternatively, you get informed.

[@RichConnerGMN]

​@@Azetaris it's just a portmanteau of aromantic and asexual, both of which are terms that have been around for years. quit being homophobic and touch grass

[@lukerubrum5618]

​@@juicejooos *Loud incorrect buzzer sound*

[@hailghidorah2536]

As an atheist, I am absolutely the most qualified person to throw my hat in the ring. Jesus was absolutely asexual.

[@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988]

Yo what's this metaphor means

[@cxarhomell5867]

Jesus was not asexual.

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

"Both?" "Both." "Both is good." *nods in synchronised agreement*

[@Myst1cSoul]

I love this fixation of Joshua Graham

[@Cat_DeGaulle]

I guess in that way, he is ace...

[@hachi9404]

ace people in fact are more powerful than god, a proven fact.

[@xXXJimboSliceXXx]

It really is telling when someone comes in contact with philosophical metanarratives or ancient religious traditions and their first takeaway is "but what about coom." It's like the redditors that miss the moral lessons and Christian allegories of the LOTR while projecting their personal homosexual fantasies on Frodo & Sam - darkened minds nulled by sub-rational animal instinct. Nietzsche proposed that humanity was at a crossroads where we have the choice to become Super Men or revert to Animal Savagery, if so then the darkened coom-brained individual has truly chosen to gallop brazenly towards an unexamined and barbarous life. May God have mercy on all of our souls.

[@iroga9764]

A rare based take in this comment section

[@Caleb-zl4wk]

Ah yes, the old “Neitzche -> prayer” true combo

[@cheziboiinfloat1852]

Actually it is suspected that as God's son he saw humans as his literal brothers and sisters, and since humans are called children of God for Him to have lustful temptations would be incestuous.

[@AnyBerlinWall]

He wouldn't have been the first guy to bang his siblings. there's a possibility he would've had this same thought as a form of trying to justify why he would do it, if he did.

[@MalayDea]

"Feet" "Wha-" "Feet"

[@baldwiniv5339]

Fully man AND fully divine. God does not have such temptations.

[@KasparrTV]

No one said he wasn’t tempted. He just resisted temptation.

[@imtheman84]

Midriff

[@adn8099]

Christ assumed pre-fallen human nature

[@Caleb-zl4wk]

cuz that worked out so well last time 😂

[@major5554]

@@Caleb-zl4wkit did work out, did you read the Gospels?

[@jart1984]

jesus was definitely a feet guy he's freaky like that

[@RabdoInternetGuy]

Soul.

[@FisherOfMenParakletos]

He was tempted in every way, but who ever looks at a woman with lust has already committed adultery in his heart, therefore Jesus never looked at a woman with lust and by extension never lusted.

[@podomuss]

Did you meet him or something?

[@FisherOfMenParakletos]

@@podomuss its simple logic bud Hebrews 4:15 [15] For we do not have a high priest who is unable to sympathize with our weaknesses, but one who *in every respect has been tempted as we are, yet without sin.* Jesus did not sin, to look with lust is to commit adultery in your heart which is sin, therefore Jesus did not lust. And in a way, yeah ive met Him, I have a personal relationship with my Father and my savior

[@podomuss]

@@FisherOfMenParakletos so you read it in a book written by people who worship him? There’s also not much logical about the bible

[@FisherOfMenParakletos]

@@podomuss so you’re atheist? Would you like to discuss the logic of why God must exist?

[@podomuss]

@@FisherOfMenParakletos I’ve done that plenty of times, gets really boring after the first few. So no, I’m not interested

[@Latman2k]

The real question is what was Christ's Fursona?

[@nestorgamer9746]

Isn't the Holy Spirit sometimes represented by a white bird 🕊️

[@PiracyandDumbbells]

NO. NO. NO.

[@redberry33]

lion of judah (literally canon)

[@cheesemanmaster]

definitely a goat

[@iMajoraGaming]

casual asexual erasure

[@ashikjaman1940]

Unfortunately the standard lol

[@KoolKittKat4679]

Correct. But ya’ll aren’t ready for this talk.

[@miniondaechir]

GOOD.

[@BulborbStan]

Fortunately the standard.

[@kirbykinetics_372]

most of history it was a bad thing to not have kids or a wife

[@realwhelan]

what ai did you use?

[@hachi9404]

elven labs! it is a 5 dollar subscription though, but the 1st month is free

[@realwhelan]

@@hachi9404 cool, thanks

[@natashas8707]

The way he wraps it up quickly after his bracketed statement as if he’s reached the end of his patience XD

[@shanggodaygang8388]

The soul *looks outward in philosophical thought*

[@hellothere589]

Thighs and cuddles

[@methconsumer]

Thighs are just leg fat but okay

[@hellothere589]

@@methconsumer oh ffs KZbin isn't letting me post your ip address

[@methconsumer]

@@hellothere589 I doubt you would visit me but okay little boy not everybody likes leg fat

[@hellothere589]

@@methconsumer na you right I don't have the money but that usually works into scaring people also who dfq you calling a little boy?

[@methconsumer]

@@hellothere589 Im calling you a little boy

[@cerulity32k]

as an asexual, i can confirm we are fully synthetic beings

[@WiseOwl_1408]

Highly evolved

[@anudev2921]

next step of human evolution

[@RookieREX]

have you been tempted ?

[@MisterJohnDoe]

*Elder Maxson hated that*

[@MR.LMR1996]

Yes, Elder Maxson. I found the Synth. Where should I put it?

[@Marayla]

"Wasn’t fully human" aight, so I guess all us asexual people are aliens now, been nice knowing y’all, gonna go join my Martian brethren

[@Marayla]

@@doubledirections7221 says who lmao Also sex drive is different from sexual attraction. Would you want to fuck your grandma? That’s essentially how asexual people feel, but for everyone.

[@bruhbrehii]

​@@doubledirections7221 can confirm my sex can drive... It ran over thirty two thousand or so people and caused a mass flooding in several parts of New York somehow. As well as getting registered as a war criminal in most states.

[@Caleb-zl4wk]

It did irk me that they just glossed over that. I mean I’ve been a Christian for over a decade and idk whether or not Jesus was asexual (I also don’t really care; if anything I think it strays massively from the point) but their implication was very rude when you think about it.

[@Zacvh1]

@@Caleb-zl4wk yeah he doesn’t have lustful temptations because he’s perfect so the modern idea of asexual could describe him. The lust isn’t because we are human it’s because of original sin so when we overcome it we are not less than human it is actually the opposite and we become better humans more in line with what god wants us to become and what his original vision of what a human is

[@marcomarco7750]

Nobody cares about your pathological problem

[@XtreemAlan]

Remember when the Devil went around trying to tempt Jesus?

[@fetuchinini]

"look at them Yeshua, you know you want to"

[@VoxelexStudiosOfficial]

Blud forgot he was perfect and sinless 💀

[@masterofwriters4176]

“To deny he had sexual temptations implies he wasn’t fully human” Asexuals:

[@thesalvager3020]

Yeah, but for the answer to be "Jesus was an asexual", the evangelicals would have to acknowledge that asexuals exist and they're not gonna do that.

[@Caleb-zl4wk]

@@thesalvager3020 evangelical here and I don’t know whether or not he was but my guess would be no… because the first claim lines up more accurately with the idea that he was tempted in the same ways that all of us are tempted. So I would imagine he would have been tempted at some point. Not to say I dislike or don’t believe in asexuals or whatever. The Bible doesn’t say that, solid theology doesn’t say that, and anyone who does say that in the name of my religion is a liar and speaking out of their own personal bias.

[@fakenamezenkil2232]

Asexual are Gods then

[@lessname2184]

​@@fakenamezenkil2232 no, they're just not humans

[@jonathanhoward1499]

Demonic.

[@YoItsEvanAdams]

"to deny that he had sexual temptations implies that he wasn't fully human" I guess asexuals aren't human? What are we then, aliens?

[@nestorgamer9746]

Yes

[@Caleb-zl4wk]

No, you’re humans (this comment in direct contradiction to the other guy who just said no)

[@major5554]

Failing to make the distinction between act and potency. Example: It is a human power to see, but that doesn’t mean that blind people aren’t human as they still have the potential to see.

[@ShatteredLament]

AroAce, still human without those temptations.. or perhaps are we gods

[@iPodiMaster]

This is gold. I want MORE!!!

[@TheAtlarchy]

What if Jesus was asexual? *assumes thinking pose*

[@FirstnameLastname-yk2js]

No

[@TheAtlarchy]

@@FirstnameLastname-yk2js why not?

[@major5554]

@@TheAtlarchynot in the sense that is LGBT

[@Jaxol]

levicitus bud read it

[@shenbapiro9048]

maybe he was ace

[@planet_dawsey595]

I’ve never been sexually attracted to people, I’m ace. Therefore I am a god

[@mat-ys2gl]

You are to powerfull to be left alive

[@joaquinvideo2959]

Nice

[@jakeschwartz2514]

I love this character and he’s just a meme…

[@thechaosbringer858]

I'm no biblical scholar but I know that Jesus was and still is the only perfect human being, free of sin and temptation. He did not sin, and he had no desire to sin. The person above used the argument that, well Jesus was human therefore he was flawed. However, this implies that flaws are a necessity in every human, when in fact, flaws are not a necessity but rather a weakness. And while those weaknesses are inherent in the majority of humans, as I mentioned before, Christ was the perfect human. So yeah, explain that heretic (dabs).

[@genericname2747]

Oily Josh was probably asexual