Joyce Meyer and the Husband Store.

Joyce Meyer and the Husband Store. Extremely funny; and very accurate. A sound marketing parable.

[@_Veris_]

Wife Store Basement Level: It's a woman Me: "SOLD!"

[@camthorpe9388]

😂😂😂

[@mattleofric1766]

I was sold on the first floor 😂

[@XneverstopfightingX]

I’ll just take whatever is in the dumpster out back, that’s a bit more my budget.

[@AHAFHZS]

@@XneverstopfightingXthat’s funny and sad 🤣💔

[@siroswaldfortitude5346]

My woman went wrong, can I take her back?

[@joeyfajardo8738]

"If you tell the truth, you'd better be funny, or they'll hate you" - Oscar Wilde

[@danavest]

Was it Al Bundy that once said to his son Bud “son women know each other better then anyone and they hate each other “

[@NajiiSpeaks]

Bars

[@jadedmastermind]

He said, “Don’t try to understand women. Women understand women, and they hate each other.”

[@unclerhombus]

Facts

[@POWERMINDS747]

Kevin Samuels brought me here!

[@kyleorr533]

Same!

[@DaBlacksEst1998]

me too

[@mikacandy5]

Sad

[@kyleorr533]

@@mikacandy5 lol, found a hater. When he said to buy a dog and 💀alone, did that hurt you?

[@mikacandy5]

@@kyleorr533 nope cause I'm living my best life with my doggo

[@aguynamednathan]

A wise man will ask the seller, "does she love sex? Or does she love sex... with me?" That's a reeeeaally important detail there.

[@lukkaredwolf3534]

Yeah, what a lot of men didn't realize was that the third floor was loyalty

[@gustavomarcondes3908]

@@lukkaredwolf3534 The sad part is that many people don’t think this is a minimum requirement: Mutual Respect and Loyalty.

[@sir_will_iam]

Floor number one: This floor has wives- Me: YES!

[@NathanBChampine]

No matter how many times I hear this in all of its different forms I still laugh 😂

[@timeciagaines1069]

Straight facts

[@THE.SALINAS.O.G.]

Rumor has it one guy made it to level 4 but he was never seen or heard of ever again... Statistics predict the poor bastard has been castrated.

[@Louie200Seven]

“Take a woman to dinner in heaven and she’ll complain about the view, take a woman to dinner in hell and she’ll offer to pay half of the bill.” -unknown

[@zbridgjpxupzm]

It's not that funny. It's plain fact.

[@williamsporing1500]

Eve had everything, and still wasn’t satisfied…

[@Kos4Evr]

Jada pinket smith had everything and it still wasn't enough

[@DoubeEdged7]

True. She wanted to be like God

[@phoenixwright6932]

@@DoubeEdged7 even that’s not enough

[@ivysramirez1197]

Good point

[@thegaminghero2201]

I came back to this after years because I watched a 'the button' video by the youtube channel cut. There was a girl who on her first turn met literally like her perfect guy who genuinely had all the same interests but she pressed the button to skip him just to see what other options there was. Eventually she got through all the guys so they brought back out the original guy and he pressed the button because guy's don't like being the backup plan.

[@ramnareshgordon7807]

Honestly women are really hard to please I was accepting that at the last floor... Want too much you lose all... That was good Joyce Meyer... I really love this woman of God

[@DISOPtv]

She speaks the truth!

[@andebrum]

Laughed out loud but my son- in-law laughed louder

[@KNByam]

The wives store is the truth. If a woman loves to please her man and looks decent with a feminine disposition, we stop right there and look for nothing more.

[@osophenomenal1739]

This aged well

[@ronmendoza1274]

A woman telling other women they're never satisfied. 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝 That's funny. 99.9% of the women in the audience will never ever come close to being married for 50 years. 5 years if they're lucky.

[@clairecadoux471]

Oh interesting. Did you research the audience? Let me guess.... mmmm... You are male and have met a couple of disatisfied women..AND you have heard a few other men say the same as you. And your creative mind went ... " well that'll be 99.9% of all women then".

[@Tinto2]

@@clairecadoux471 Check out divorce statistics ;). 70%+ initiated by women these days

[@ncunico]

Hypergamy: the store.

[@RAMZAVFX]

yup

[@commonsenselogic]

The only way that store would work is if woman can go back.

[@robbsclassics]

Forever Hypergamy

[@paradisepriest1320]

@@commonsenselogic LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Exactly!

[@PurpleLEANKrabs]

Based af

[@KurtWitowski]

When "brutal" truth becomes amusing we become more willing to accept that truth, even though the repercussions are as serious as a heart attack. Woman are wondering why men, more and more, are refusing to marry. Marriage sounds great when things are going good and the relationship is based on a "we're in this 50/50" approach. However, when one person decides to end it (some form of the other person is not good enough) then one of them (usually the man) gets twice the responsibility (two homes to maintain) with half the resources (one income) so the person filing for divorce (usually the woman) will maintain their current life style at the expense of the payee (who often ends up homeless). Let's not forget the payee gets to loose the children too. Anyone still wondering why men are staying single?

[@mathwiz3145]

I like how there are slightly different variations of this story yet the ending is always the same. Lol

[@Fistofflames]

This is the original.

[@DeuceDebonaire]

🤣🤣🤣 GOTTA LOVE JOYCE !!

[@gubrother69]

I’d be happy with a level one wife thanks 😂

[@TheNab2323]

4th floor and have 4

[@TioMegamanX]

I would probably settle for a 3rd floor wife if those have good looks added onto the mix, honestly it would have been pretty good if they didn't have money but good looks in floor 2.

[@glennquagmire9737]

@@TioMegamanX the nxt day u would definitely be in the store to return the guy and pick another one lmao

[@TioMegamanX]

@@glennquagmire9737 I am talking about the wife store.

[@christinehopping5040]

So Funny. I love this.

[@DCarver803]

Joyce meyers is awesome as always She is gift from God!!!I've listened to her for years

[@CuriouSteve]

Unfortunately she's leading you straight to the hot place...(that comment will reverberate back to your memory in the future) But at least she's comical

[@davidahart2476]

She's nothing but another Prosperity Preacher.

[@SoulFistGaming]

"This floor has women that love sex" Deal.

[@theerealatm]

All men would walk out happily ever after.

[@davidwallace894]

🤝🏽

[@pimaggot]

Nah that is floor one.

[@elmateo77]

Floor 2 should be "love sex and not fat" and most guys would be happy.

[@sheppee5608]

​@elmateo77 and a thigh gap, no hip dips etc..

[@crazybkallday]

The best joke I ever heard

[@stevennewman4756]

AGREED 💯 NOTHING IS EVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM SO NOTHING IS WHAT YOU'LL GET😂😂😂

[@johnmoore4714]

This is so true 😃. Please 🙏 preach to our black women.

[@godmind675]

Exactly

[@Unnamedpg]

Don’t classify us a whole. There’s good in all gender groups. See them as individuals and not lump them together… I promise you’ll find the jewel you’re looking for. 😉

[@mouseutopiadystopia24601]

Floor 1 has foodie calls. Floor 2 has future step dads. Floors 3-5 are hookups. Floor 6 is dying alone and being eaten by cats.

[@TajimaMunenori]

That's not a husband store. That's a Tyrone bodega

[@theerealatm]

@@TajimaMunenori lmfao

[@aceoface7570]

How can it be explained differently, sir this is 100% accurate

[@DoubeEdged7]

Especially if you can't leave the floor. You're stuck

[@DoubeEdged7]

Especially if you can't leave the floor. You're stuck

[@whachoosay9226]

Excellent performance! Her voice just made the joke even better. 👏👏👏

[@donsimon7261]

this is gold. if you understand this and apply it you will live dame very long

[@antiangelofmusic]

Well she certainly loves her gold!

[@leejones2113]

Now, we need a wife store to do these dishes.

[@slaydog5102]

and make sandwiches

[@summerala2055]

This made my day ! Lol 😇😂😂😂

[@DerwinDaDestroyer]

Gonna apply it

[@WeStSiDeReD]

there you have it .... simple and plain. this is amazing. ima spreading this link everywhere. salute joyce meyers

[@melindasanderseclectic]

I was waiting for the faithful husband floor.

[@larsp8665]

Suzanne Venker I think her name is tells the best version of the story... The women side is the same but the man side is a lil different.

[@DotarachiVevo1]

This is deep 🤝💯

[@johnsorrow1987]

A good friend of mine Gerry just show me this, a minutes into it i already knew how this was going to end.😂

[@JuicyCoichie]

😂🤣Hilarious🤣😂

[@dajam9035]

Lol as a man, I would call myself a fool for just visiting the second floor in the womens store but Ill be glad I did 😂. One was good enough for me.

[@adamrocks529]

This is soooo true! 😄

[@uriandropov8039]

So true. Facts!

[@capitolfedgroup8311]

Good point...Great story

[@johnramirez5996]

Awesome!!!!!

[@bigruss4331]

This is gold

[@LOGGER-sb3qn]

Lmao that is awesome 👌

[@davidcleveland5]

This is so very true

[@rjhop]

Lmao too funny and true!

[@elisahernandez7866]

That was funny comadre thanks.

[@cyberotus]

The message is really deep in this joke.

[@lilbabyboi24]

Amen!!!!

[@ah2176]

the wives store cracks me up. not because there are only two floors but that the next thing women think after sex is that they have money...which couldn't be further from the truth.

[@SeeE2ps]

I thought that too. I think the guys stop at floor 2 because we know that whatever is on floor 3 and up ain't for us. It's a wife store made by women

[@chinwezenwankwo5599]

Moral of the story: men are far more reasonable and easier to deal with, in relationships.❤❤

[@abcdefghijklmno66109]

She forgot to add one thing. The reason levels 3-6 of the wife store is never visited is because men are easy to please

[@Johonicha]

That is the joke, thank you for explaining it.

[@TakashiNippon]

i think thats kinda obvious right

[@chickenchannel2408]

Lol captain obvious

[@rodom9195]

@@TakashiNippon 😂😂😂

[@gustavomarcondes3908]

Fail to see how that’s a bad thing.

[@parkerxjr]

Beautiful Truth

[@susanleezer182]

LOL!! Hilarious 🤣 funny 😁 😊😅

[@donsimon7261]

satisfaction can NEVER be found in a woman's dictionary

[@davidwallace894]

One word for what women want....MORE

[@splouffy]

This should be invite only.

[@zacharydunn5244]

Female Jack Nicholson speaks the truth

[@toys2work]

Haa....i didn't see the punchline coming! That was funny. I haven't seen this lady on tv for about 20 years.

[@jjtom9199]

your awesome

[@Andrew_TS]

You can shop at each new level only after 5 years.

[@stlouisstl]

Speaker: women are impossible to please Audience of women:👏👏👏👏👏👏 Me:🤦

[@gallardo360]

let the truth be told 💯

[@DigitalNomadOnFIRE]

She's tapped into some deep truth here...

[@sharonmore2281]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Day made

[@BrodieDaVinciVlogs]

Facts

[@seand5013]

Now that was funny

[@jeffc6038]

Unfortunately as a black man my 5 daughters and 9 granddaughters had all visited this store I hate this store

[@edwardbodden2306]

👏encore👏encore

[@rhondapattrick]

lol

[@djkingsolomon]

Well just call me bruh man from the 5th floor. Only 1 made it to my floor 21yrs ago and she's never asked for a return even though she don't complain to customer service but she fill up the suggestion box with ideas and suggestions. 😆 🤣 😂

[@AkbarSnackbar]

Lmfaoooooooo

[@yaboypete]

😂😂😂

[@vantravisemoss9034]

Kevin samuels took me here

[@chrissanta6091]

Genius

[@errolbrown7943]

I would stop at # 1

[@denonamp]

Wonder if they have the full message

[@ramnareshgordon7807]

Correction I was expecting it

[@josephvyc]

😂😂😂😂

[@casperd3943]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@lmoengaroa]

🤣

[@glassesmolynesrd9148]

Anyone knows the title of the full sermon?

[@maryportugal311]

Yea

[@acch20]

The dynamics of male female relationships have changed so much that marriage is becoming obsolete. It worked when the gender roles were defined and the man was the principal breadwinner but now getting marriage and having kids has become too expensive and chaotic for most people. Why bother if the likelihood is the marriage will turn sour in a few years and even end in divorce.

[@WeStSiDeReD]

exactly its pointless. literally. ion even speak anymore to dese silly delusional rabbits.

[@krystalharwood5240]

she told a funny one about being in a bathroom in a hotel. which sermon was that?

[@benjamintan6750]

i like the other version better , First floor "these women are Kind" , 2nd floor "these women wants kids"

[@dude-mg2fv]

Actually the first floor sounds better

[@daemonrider2199]

FUCKIN' FACTS!!!

[@VictorELayne77]

And they all clap…

[@loubertdiaz6328]

im here because YT short did not finish the entire joke lol

[@broinsocali]

Notice she never enter the room of the floor, she just read what the sign said on the door.

[@l.3626]

Floor 7, no message but she enters bc there is a cat to pick up Floor 8 same like 7 but its not a cat but a dog Floor 9 Empty room with a microphone and a sign which says "tell society why all men are assholes and everything else what you dont like about men and why you ALREADY lower your standards and you are still not enough"

[@g3rbl]

Evolutionary psychology indicates that we are hardwired with a range of behaviors that were highly adaptive to our original environment. It is difficult to imagine today, when women can own property and get high-paying jobs, the degree to which for most of human history females have been utterly dependent on males. Back in the paleolithic, women (being weaker and less aggressive than men) depended on men for meat, fire, shelter and security. So their ability to "nag their man" was all they had to ensure a little more meat from the hunt, a slightly better shelter, more wood for the fire, and so forth. This meant a greater chance of survival for offspring, which would inherit the "complain" genes until eventually the complainers out-bred the uncomplaining. So now every woman carries the "complaint" genes that served our ancestors so well. Today of course this hardwired behavior is totally dysfunctional but the evolution of behavior moves very slowly so we haven't adapted to our modern environment.

[@Kilmej78]

6 floor the wall.

[@askformoreinfowhichyouwont7510]

To be honest: I'd have visited floor 3 - Beautiful, would have went to floor #4 - Intelligent and stopped there.

[@parkerxjr]

Kevin Samuels told this same store

[@myopinionmeansmoretome]

She's so right. I was good at the first floor at the "Woman" store. Women are hard to please, and that's the downfall.

[@KabukeeJo]

To be honest, most men who visit the Wife Store would stop on the floor where the women know how to cook and do housework.

[@euroshfl]

And that ladies and gentlemen is todays church. Many won't go if there's no entertainment.

[@DerwinDaDestroyer]

Joker comes to mind

[@danggles4686]

This is a man. Wow how God will reveal to the wize man.

[@johndavidson8430]

Hello my kitty I'm fine

[@sbradley3008]

It's funny because everyone knows it's true.